Why can’t story games be this interesting? Instead of this *quality content* you got people abusing cats on Bijuu’s Christian Minecraft Channel Server thingy!
Things Bijuu Mike inspired me to do: 1.Dye my hair 2. Watch the entire Death Note anime (Really good and I highly recommend) 3.Start listening to My Chemical Romance (and now I can't stop lol) 4. And so much more..... Seriously thank you so much, Bijuu Mike. Not only have you made my day better every day, but you have inspired me to do all the things above. Even if I'm sad, I know that when I come home that I will be greeted with an amusing video by Bijuu Mike. Thank you so much Bijuu, and keep up your amazing videos, they make my day (as well as over 1 million others). -Goodbye and have a fantastic day, you deserve it.😺
My friend spoiled it so I will spoil it too. ENDGAME ENDS BY antman crawls up thanos's butt and goes big. You can use ur brain to figure out what happens next
the last time I was this early, my chemical romance was still together, panic! at the disco had more than 1 member, fall out boy hadn't gone on hiatus yet, and regional at best wasn't getting claimed by wmg
In the middle of this video I got a ad for an app of some voice recorder and it instead of showing me a video of someone using the app my ad was the frozen 2 trailer or one of the trailers like wtf Burn me alive please
I feel uncomfortable but I can't stop watching the people eating each other's chin is in my night mares and cant unsee it you are great keep u the great work mike!
“Why is it always the cats, leave the cats out of this!” Me: yea, exactly, they don’t deserve this monstrosity! Am I the only one? --------------------------------- Also, if I saw that add Bijuu mike made, I would totally download girls X battle sim
Bijuu makes me laugh. I kind of forgot to go for my daily run, though. Keep making videos! You’re amazing! Also you should make whole video(or series) about your dreams!
5:18 minutes into the video, and right after Mike talks about the til toks, a ad for tick tok comes up. I swear our phones/tech is watching our EVERY move. 😨
Is no one else going to talk about when Mike started playing with those plush things, and how it reminded you of how you used to play with dolls 🤣 Also, the mispronounced Pokemon names just broke my heart to think that someone out there would do that to my dear Blazekin
@@Zer0_ooo agree with you .every youtuber goal is the content but i enjoy watching him buuut it won't effect if it just an ep every some days because ddlc is easy to record and play and some ppl would make for him an interesting stories and mods if he ask ☺
Drogo? Draco? Both have blonde hair? Conspiracy... DROGO IS DRACOS GRANDFATHER'S DOGS MOTHERS SONS DAD'S FIRST BORN HALF REMOVED SECOND COUSIN! Feel free Is It Love? Drogo to use this as an ad lol
12:10 Curse whoever made the cursed Pokemon ad. I guess you could say some of these cursed ads are... *Hit or Miss.* On another note today is the 20th anniversary of SpongeBob SquarePants.
I used to play Episode back in 2015, and left on the beginning of 2017. I’m disappointed in what the app has become now. Stories back in 2016 were actually good, and the advertisements weren’t as _cringey_ as today.
.........Is it bad that I have Lovestruck??? Not gonna lie it’s actually a really good game the stories are amazing!!! And the romance is adorable XD .......I’ve cried from reading some of them😂😂💗💗
Yeah the ads are awful! XD but, yet, I play some of those. XD Choices is actually pretty fun, Episode is fun if you play the fan made ones. Love struck is okay. I’m not that into it but I understand. Moments, I didn’t know it was 12+. The one story I read from there was super graphic. XD Like. I know kids around that age are getting curious about Sex, but I think around 14, they’re going through puberty, so it would make more sense to grade the game like that. And yeah. That vampire one, I hate that game and others like it. The story is interesting, but I hate how it forces you to wait for your energy to recharge so you could read more into the story and one other way to recharge your energy is to play mini games and buy over priced energy recharge thingy. It’s pisses me off. >_>
Girl: This is your child
Mike: PUT IT BACK!!!!!
Mike as a doctor 😂
You are right lad
@@tate1296 *cheers lad.*
Sans *Cheers lad!*
6:25
the baby is actually elon musk
Lol
YASSSSSSSS
Lol 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Other story games: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL!?!
Episode: *screaming*
@fight, Act, Item Or Mercy I don’t understand but ok
Undertale?
I actually understand that
th-cam.com/video/lFaV24O3Khk/w-d-xo.html
This is beautiful
I can just imagine everyone who saw this video started saying OoOOOhHHH Everytime they saw that ad lol XDD
XD hahahahaha
*sets hair on fire and goes out in public*
COME AND GET ME FIREFIGHTERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *runs from firefighters*
So you were the idiot who did that...
Why can’t story games be this interesting? Instead of this *quality content* you got people abusing cats on Bijuu’s Christian Minecraft Channel Server thingy!
Forever Blue and Violet you know it’s a joke, right...
R u drunk???
This is how many brain cells i lost due the thumbnail
⬇️
*USE THE CAT AS A CONDOM*
1974
Brain cells lost
Sooo...are u like braindead now?
413 brain cells lost
469 likes rn lol
The thumbnail: USE CAT AS A CONDOM
ME:JESSUS CRIES! SPRAYS HOLY WATER
!
Yep.
I spit.
That’s holy water.
When I saw that I was like: Whyyyyyyyyyy!?!?!😫. These poor animals need more saving than anyone else
Shane Dawson be like
2:03 *you can not turn off notifications
*duolingo joins the chat*
waylon tgg \ waylon thegoodgamer oh noes
3
waylon tgg \ waylon TheGreasyGamer XD
I been getting the Duolingo ads on gacha life xD
@@midanChaos that means it coming after you...
I remember that episode ad that was like:
-Divorce
-pee in her mouth
Yh
Yeah i remember that too. It weirded me out.
"I came here for the adult baby!"
Careful, you're teetering on the edge of that side of the Internet.
This video is fantastic and hilarious.
*i wanna burn please.*
(Also,
*S-S-Sundae* XDDD)
I want to be with you on that
Things Bijuu Mike inspired me to do:
1.Dye my hair
2. Watch the entire Death Note anime (Really good and I highly recommend)
3.Start listening to My Chemical Romance (and now I can't stop lol)
4. And so much more.....
Seriously thank you so much, Bijuu Mike. Not only have you made my day better every day, but you have inspired me to do all the things above. Even if I'm sad, I know that when I come home that I will be greeted with an amusing video by Bijuu Mike. Thank you so much Bijuu, and keep up your amazing videos, they make my day (as well as over 1 million others).
-Goodbye and have a fantastic day, you deserve it.😺
Kinda makes it sound like he made you emo 😂don’t worry, I’m emo too lol
No one deserves the nice notE
E
Fake advertisement : Have I mentioned everyone is pregnant
SET YOUR HAIR ON FIRE 🔥
Love your profile pic! I actually role-play as Fell Sans!
I shall join in
Gosh yes
Episode: I'm the scariest app
Baldi: hold my beer
Endgame spoilers:
Bijuu Mike defeats Thanos with his ultimate weapon, *_The scrubtron_*
Spoon Bear OMG WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SPOILING IT?!? JUST LET ME ENJOY IT?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My friend spoiled it so I will spoil it too.
ENDGAME ENDS BY antman crawls up thanos's butt and goes big. You can use ur brain to figure out what happens next
I am watching End Game this weekend!!! Why’d you have to spoil it right before?! You monster!!!
your dad liked cheeseburgers...
@Espurr Rose pretty sure they got the joke lol
“I am family friendly”
*Looks at thumbnail*
“Use the cat as a condom”
NOT THE CAT
Please set my hair on fire I don't want to lose that deal
Bijuu the highlighter (or Salad)
Bijuu Flower X'D (pink highlighter)
Bijuu Milk
Now welcome
*Bijuu Chocolate*
Wow thanks for the likes
Even with normal hair..
The hate will never stop
Farah Mohamed I'm not hating, it's more of a joke.
Farah Mohamed it’s been a running gag on the channel, not even close to hate. Even bijuu jokes about it
Yasss
I like to set my hair on fire =D
JustMineDiamonds same not kidding.
Me too!
*casually lights hair on fire*
Oooof cant ruin those 69 likes
@@mcmilph why is u shempie
I do it on a daily *Pours gasoline on hair and grabs lighter*
His face when he said Options XD I can't stop laughing
This was just what i needed in 1AM while i can't sleep.
THANK YOU MIKE!!!!!
@Kreative Keira
Why thank you😄 But to be honest i'll probobly just end up watching Mike all night (like i allways do)
*You know Mike's going crazy when he starts playing with dolls in front of a camera*
awful ads that should not exist: *_any charmin ad ever_*
Myrin, ?
The new trolling ad
Nothing gets me hungrier for gummy worms than worms melting off a face
I think I've been scarred for life 😣😂
I just understand a half part of what you say on your video ( I'm french ) but I like it and I laugh ! 😂
Bonjour
Spinosaurus Lover Salut 👋🏻
Pizza Man Wtf ? 😂
I can't speak french but I can speak Spanish :) Hola! Como estas? Y no lo porque escribo en español...
Je vois que je suis pas la seule française ici mdrr 😂
Next episode: Testing the games.
More viruses than incognito mode.
Also, I love Dashie. Best boii.
Don’t worry, in the comment section, you’re not cursed! 🤗
*Use a dogs ear as a condom*
Pikachu is Ash’s sex slave
Uses ketchup and frosting
You’re
*You're**
Mike I would 100% download that app if I saw that ad.
the last time I was this early, my chemical romance was still together, panic! at the disco had more than 1 member, fall out boy hadn't gone on hiatus yet, and regional at best wasn't getting claimed by wmg
NOOoo
Ow... you hurt me, why don't you just g-note and Northern downpour me
Everything you just said is exactly what I was thinking every single time and I also got those ads in the video
*_Please set my head on fire, I’m not hot enough._*
In the middle of this video I got a ad for an app of some voice recorder and it instead of showing me a video of someone using the app my ad was the frozen 2 trailer or one of the trailers like wtf
Burn me alive please
NO
YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO THAT
YOUR GOING COMMIT ĐÊĀȚH
SO DONT DO THAT
I BE WATCHING YOU.
I'm a sphere with a gun
The thing with Natsuki and the Neighbor made me laugh more than I should
No need, Mr. Bijuu. My hair is ALREADY on fire.
I feel uncomfortable but I can't stop watching the people eating each other's chin is in my night mares and cant unsee it you are great keep u the great work mike!
I'll pay you to set my existence on fire :,)
@@24kjay43 Deal
You can have whatever money I have in my piggy bank and my 3 kahoot wins in a row badge to kill me in any way you choose
@@xxshadypshycoxx969 i will pay 20 $ for this
“Why is it always the cats, leave the cats out of this!”
Me: yea, exactly, they don’t deserve this monstrosity!
Am I the only one?
---------------------------------
Also, if I saw that add Bijuu mike made, I would totally download girls X battle sim
Thanks Bijuu Mike! I’ve been looking for someone to burn my hair like a professional
Bijuu makes me laugh. I kind of forgot to go for my daily run, though. Keep making videos! You’re amazing! Also you should make whole video(or series) about your dreams!
how dare you upload while I’m doing homework?! >:0
*yes*
@@crayonpartyz Y E S
@@mintx7136 *Y E S*
@@andrecaparica *Y E S Y E S Y E S*
@@mintx7136 *y e s*
Bijuu should release a puppet show, I would go, 100% beautiful production, and VERY realistic.
Bijuu: **shooketh from these ads**
Episode: We'll make more!
Man, I lost so many brain cells I don’t know anything anymore-
*clicks the second option in the thumbnail*
OMG i have been noticed by senpaiiiii
Oooopp
I love
You are free 😊😀😀😀
You want the cat to get pregananant :0
I think that episode makes those adds cuz if people dislike it,people will get curiosed about a game itself
EVERYONE IS PREGNANT IN ALL OF THESE ADDS! I guess pregnant people draw people in to playing their game?
Bubba nah. They give birth to the players. That’s where their fans come from
I thought I was going crazy after seeing so many ads with pregnancy, thanks for assuring me I'm not that far gone just yet!!
No adds should exist
“Options”
I don’t know why THAT part made me spit out my water and choke on laughter 😭
Ooof the game of sultans ad always comes for meeee it's so annoying.. and it's the same exact one! rip
And awesome vid xD love this one as well!
@•GachaCat• Mine's in Arabic sometimes too
Episode is fun sometimes but the ads are honestly horrifyingly weird
5:18 minutes into the video, and right after Mike talks about the til toks, a ad for tick tok comes up.
I swear our phones/tech is watching our EVERY move. 😨
Options: Choose your destiny
"Wah wah!"
"Yeah, well that other baby went *wOh WoH* !"
“I am a girl who wants a bad boy.” That sentence already sounds like school girls simulator
"use the cat as condom"
Wha-
ikr
I'm just like "HOW?"
“If it’s not anime I don’t want it”
Ofc I knew it
Bijuu-kun!!
Do another Yandere Simulator video!
Get your sanity low and se what'll happen. 👀
That's the #1 reason why I WISH ADS SHOULD NOT EXIST ON THE INTERNET, MOST ADS ARE CLICKBAIT, AND SO ANNOYING!!!
I just started watching Death Note , so cool also hi! Love your videos
I think Death Note is a good anime. I hope you finish it.
L 2 is mina
4:54 "AGAGAGAGAGAG"
- Bijuu Mike
Hey
* turns with famous sunglasses *
Hozit goin?
Good
Good
dooG
Good
mike playing with the plushies like little toys unlocked a hidden memory
Me: I’m bored
Bijuu boi: -posts video-
Me: nevermind
Is no one else going to talk about when Mike started playing with those plush things, and how it reminded you of how you used to play with dolls 🤣
Also, the mispronounced Pokemon names just broke my heart to think that someone out there would do that to my dear Blazekin
Last🐸🐸🐸🐸 i have been watching you for more than a whole year just for ddlc 🐸🐸 Pls pLay mOre moDs
Yeah, me, too, but he said it's hard to find new and interesting content. He doesn't wanna JUST be the Doki guy, even if he loves it.
@@Zer0_ooo agree with you .every youtuber goal is the content but i enjoy watching him buuut it won't effect if it just an ep every some days because ddlc is easy to record and play and some ppl would make for him an interesting stories and mods if he ask ☺
They are so desperate for people to download their game that they are stealing stuff from other people.
8:30 the background looks like yandere simulator a little
7:45 ~ Mike's playtime with Natsuki and hello neighbor
7:48
Me: looks into background * notices something*
Also me: YOUNG MEDORIA
I am a weeb
Midoriya**
7:50 bijuu.. are you ok?-
Drogo?
Draco?
Both have blonde hair?
Conspiracy...
DROGO IS
DRACOS GRANDFATHER'S DOGS MOTHERS SONS DAD'S FIRST BORN HALF REMOVED SECOND COUSIN!
Feel free Is It Love? Drogo to use this as an ad lol
Actually, Mike, storming out could just be trying to cool off while you try to convince yourself not to dump him.
That is offencive setting your hair on fire my hair is always on fire my father was Hades this is normal to me offencive I am mad 😤💢🔥
I so sorry i should be morr considerate of demons
Well I did not expect a response from you big fan it's okay
LOL just kidding love your videos
Episode and Choices never used to be this bad. They were innocent, showing the real stories. Then it all became this..
12:10 Curse whoever made the cursed Pokemon ad.
I guess you could say some of these cursed ads are...
*Hit or Miss.*
On another note today is the 20th anniversary of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Guy Kusano lol
Choices is actually really good
Lvl 50 have a baby
Me: (is scared to lvl garbodor to lvl 50) 😰
I never thought I'd see Natsuki getting together with the Neighbour from Hello Neighbour XD
8:33 I think the background is from Yandere simulator
Omg. I Just Got 2 Ads, first one is the "Partymaster" Ad And 2 Is That "Find The Differences - Detective 3" Game Ad. It Is... *_Something..._*
0:57 is that even possible????
I get these ad's all the time! So annoying
7:30 I keep on getting that add tho... *HmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm*
I used to play Episode back in 2015, and left on the beginning of 2017. I’m disappointed in what the app has become now. Stories back in 2016 were actually good, and the advertisements weren’t as _cringey_ as today.
PLEASE SET MY HAIR ON FIRE 🔥 i wanna die anyway
( puts you hairs on fire) you welcome!
lmao same xd
Willow Pasley thanks uwu
Same. :’)
@@pastelpixelp **stabs** u wanted to die anyways UwU
Sowwy...
You: SCREW TIKTOK!
Me:Yeah!!!
Also me: * downloads tiktok anyway *
.........Is it bad that I have Lovestruck??? Not gonna lie it’s actually a really good game the stories are amazing!!! And the romance is adorable XD
.......I’ve cried from reading some of them😂😂💗💗
I'd always let Bijuu set my hair on fire
Yeah the ads are awful! XD but, yet, I play some of those. XD Choices is actually pretty fun, Episode is fun if you play the fan made ones. Love struck is okay. I’m not that into it but I understand. Moments, I didn’t know it was 12+. The one story I read from there was super graphic. XD Like. I know kids around that age are getting curious about Sex, but I think around 14, they’re going through puberty, so it would make more sense to grade the game like that. And yeah. That vampire one, I hate that game and others like it. The story is interesting, but I hate how it forces you to wait for your energy to recharge so you could read more into the story and one other way to recharge your energy is to play mini games and buy over priced energy recharge thingy. It’s pisses me off. >_>
Yeah its no shade on the games themselves just the ads lol
Ad for Be the King: This is your baby
Bijuu Mike: PUT IT BACK!!!!
mostly awful episode ads tbh 😄✌🏻
Edit: holy god damn mother of chirst i didnt expect to be liked ;^; subscribe to beat your bike and meh or else 🤠😂
Yeeee
Yeah, so true!
no
@@coleendachickennuggetpotat5330 lmao 😂😂😂
sqonia's world “beat your bike and meh”? You want us to beat you up, sis?
Omg! Thanks for reviewing the ad I sent! (it was the one about the level 1 boi who turned into a level 99 boi lol)
Welp tik toc ads are worst especially in youtube
When I was watching this, there was this ad called "make your future wifu" and I've seen that add like 10 times
*when your name is Sultan and your ashamed of game of sultans
There's a TH-camr called Sultan Sketches
Destiny Studio your profile pic matches the disappointment of the comment.
@@CalytheaSage i know
@@alittleedgy8947 YEA I AM
DESAPPOINTED
(Gives Birth To Child)
Dad: I don’t want it! Put it back!
No she’s just fat not pregnant.
EAT YOUR SALAD.
Literally the ad I got right before you talked about Nutter butter I got an ad for Nutter butter milkshakes at a fast food restaurant lol
And then you realise that bijuu Mike secretly plays with dolls! 😂💚
7:10 I blushed here cuz I used to play chances story