Try playing halo 2 or halo 3 for 4 days straight without breaks that’s exhausting from holding a controller but Phillip hates video games, if he truly loved it he would have 10hr streams for a game
Phil: " Nobody values my opinion. No one asks my opinion anymore." Also Phil: "I don't care about this, I don't care about that. I don't know anything about that, why are you asking me?"
The reason as to why he's tired of minecraft is because of him not completing the thing he's supposed to compete, but takes most of his time complaing about detractors and other stupid things
He also doesn't spend much time building anyways. Almost every time Phil plays Minecraft, it's mostly just chopping trees, breaking rocks, fishing when it rains and ranting about stuff.
To be fair, the tactics Phail uses are manipulative. He praises his fans when they tip, makes them feel special, says they're all 'just hanging out'. But then, if they ask too many questions, BLASTS them with insults, bans, publically berates them. His fans and paypigs are too scared to ask questions, he is a constant manipulator and the king of semantics. The guy paying him to be forgiven? He probably thought this was the only place he'd feel accepted and a part of something, as Phail says that all the time. Phail's still worse though, soon as he got that cash, Phail forgives him. That's how manipulative he is. His entire CHAT was against him which shows how fast he buckles. Plus he knows he's gonna keep tipping
@@thequietestengine TBH I find them equally bad. Phil for begging and manipulating his fans, and the fans for feeding into it and letting him do it to them. And at this point I don't really feel bad for the paygigs. At least the morons throwing cash at some thot have the excuse of being thirsty for a hot chick, these sad fucks are paying to be "friends" with a disgusting beggar who treats them like dirt.
Oh yes, i know about him thinking he pioneered the playthrough and inspiring any popular youtube gamer, but everybody doing stuff on youtube was talking about that bill. From the most popular to the least. And now he's saying I caused the most awareness, I'm the reason people cared about it. I want to punch him in his face so bad.
Papavera laid out all this detailed plan, but I'm too lazy even to do that in Minecraft, so I'm going to spend my time giving out about him instead... After all he's such a blind follower that he'll take any kind of abuse gladly and still give me money and be my bitch! WHY AM I TOXIC???
Poor Cuckavera. He dedicates all his time to helping out someone with the mindset that the person he's helping has the same passion for Minecraft he does. But Phil couldn't care less about the game, or him. I can't imagine continuing to try to be friends with someone who would talk about me to people online the way DSP talks about him.
Phil: I am in debt. Give me tips and bits or I could lose my house. The business needs you, dood. Also Phil: I need to play all the new releases that cost $60 each. I can't just play older games I haven't played before and are way cheaper. What are you talking about, dood? Stupid trolls.
True. He could (should?) be playing more of the Nes and Snes games on Switch. Maybe play more indie games that are low priced but good. The amount of views he gets doesn't change that much depending on the game he plays. But he's just gotta get nearly every new major release when he says he needs money.
@@Dj.D25 Oh no, he can't play Indie games, remember? He's complained about it in the past. Everyone else can play Indie games but he can't. Cause his audience won't like them as much. He hasn't tried yet, but he knows this. Somehow.
"I'm probably going to run out of picks as (someone) didn't tell me to bring in sticks." So lets get this straight. DSP has been playing Minecraft for a while now yet he STILL needs his hand held for a MINING expedition! That is like a high schooler needing his parents to hold his hand and walking him to school!
Can we just get to the bankruptcy court that turned into an asset case. I can’t wait till people enter his house, auction his condo & belongings. I can’t believe the bankruptcy call hasn’t changed a thing about him, that truly should have a been a turning point in his life. Paypigs throwing money in the trash when they tip him.
Armando Delgado You’re just a kid that has no idea how bankruptcy works. You’ve never owned a damn thing in your life. Yet you think you know how bankruptcy works. Move on with life, kid. Don’t worry about what the fuck some useless moron that plays video games for a living is doing or has going on in his personal life. GET A FUCKING LIFE OF YOUR OWN YOU PATHETIC CHILD
@@FinnaRealtawk2323 You sure care a lot for some "useless moron" given this is now yet another detractor video you have appeared on to defend Phil. But hey, keep defending your pig lord if it makes you happy, it certainly brings entertainment to the rest of us.
Gamefan56 This DSP clown is a fucking power tool. I’m talking strictly to you idiotic kids that have nothing better to do than worry about what the fuck this shit bag does with his life. You kids are absolute complete losers and the only thing you can come back with is "stop defending DSP". That’s how fucking stupid you kids are. Simply useless low life’s that bitch and complain about someone else’s life. Get a fucking clue you fool.
MagicPond You clearly have a life full of meaning, kid. DSP is nothing and you live your life to give a fuck about his life. How fucking pathetic can you kids be? Jesus Christ.
“There’s probably a million things I could share that would help people out with TH-cam but no one ever comes to me with that kind of stuff.” Yeah, I’m not going to go to some homeless guy who blew his money on stocks for investment tips, either. People don’t come to failures for advice.
Phil is juuust on the cusp of finding out why he fails while other creators succeed. but he can't see that the one common negatic in all his videos is him. other people build a community because they don't throw temper tantrums on stream and treat their customers like shit
@@venomfuryx3250 if he was a smarter person he'd've built on that and had fun with it. I've seen so many streamers turn their "detractor" memes into new content and defuse it all.
They live in the Democratic People's Republic of Goutopia and Phil is their glorious leader whose word is law and loved by everyone. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot troll and gets a lean in manual ban dood! ackackack *SNORT*
I like how DSP tries to act all personable and friendly yet soon as the salt kicks into overgout its him against the viewers and he'll gladly out and shame anyone he feels vindictive towards. Why am I toxic??
We are having mandatory 48 hour work weeks at the grocery store I work at during this crisis. If it wasn't cemented before in my dislike of this person it is now. Your "60 hour work week" is a high insult to all of us. I take solace that some of my last words could be "Fuck You Phil". Have a good one guys.
papavera tells him the exact squares to go to. he basically plays minecraft through phil, phil is just a puppet. dsp said it was a "resource gathering" stream, but he doesn't even know how to make a simple branch mine without papavera walking him through every step. you dig a long tunnel, then you branch off that tunnel every 3 squares, it exposes everything in that area without having to dig everything in that area, it's something children figure out after playing for an hour or two.
1:50 It’s almost like those other creators have talent and charisma, so they’re able to keep an audience without constant new gimmicks. Philburt’s khantent catches flak because he’s unbearable
Zap Rowsdower You say all that while watching someone air someone else’s content for likes and views on the internet. You’re a fucking moron. Just like every other child that whines about what some useless fuck does with his life. You’re all just as useless as DSP. Live to complain about someone else’s life. You probably bitch and cry about Trump everyday too. Bunch of pussy ass kids that offer nothing in life but crying.
Reina Vance And it’s not a waste to point out how fucking childish and useless you morons are for giving a single fuck what a complete stranger does on the internet for money. It’s a little thing called jealousy. Start your own channel playing video games for a living. See how fulfilled that would make you feel. It’s a fucking useless lifestyle and anyone that does it is useless in life. Now worry about your god damn self and stop giving a fuck about what some shitbag video gamer does with his life. Fuck him. Fuck anyone that gives their money to any youtuber. Worry about your god damn own life and grow the fuck up.
He really turned up the pignosis. "The truth of the matter is, though, we like it when I play and you guys interact with me during the stream. Right? That's the point. So, it's not about multiplayer. It's about me doing my thing in my own world and you hanging out with when I do it, right?" No.
Phil: “I wish people take me seriously when i talk about important things or things i have an unique point of view about”... *A guy that contradicts himself constantly, goes on long rants about either "bugs" in games or games "not being" as good as people say those games to be, detractors and trolls "screwing" him over, having "no money" to his name but buys from fast foods and restaurants in his free days and begs for money to the point he even squeezes a vest for money now ask himself WhY pEoPlE dOn'T tAkE mE sErIoUsLy DoOd?? his lack of self-awareness is huge and his narcissism gets higher as time pass away, he seriously buys his own idea of people having to make a living for him more and more every day.*
"Nobody listens to my expertise" dude youre sitting in a vest you charge 100$ for. You could be giving out the secrets of Alchemy and people would still laugh at you...
I feel bad for Papavera. Not because he dumps his wallet and time into Phil, but because he does these things because he probably sees Phil as one of the few people who acknowledges and appreciates (to an extent) his vast knowledge and passion for minecraft. If you read this Papavera, go find someone who truly cares about your passion for minecraft, someone who doesn't require you to donate money to get acknowledgement, because Phil is just manipulating you for your money
Jesus H. Christ, what a baby! 👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻😭😭😭😭 Anyone else think it’s funny how when he wishes for us, it’s either 1. Never having popularity and 2. Never having positivity. Like those are the most important things in the world for everyone. I have neither and am much happier than ‘Mr. Positivity’ has ever shone himself to be. What a petty little boy.
Why is is so hard for his fans to understand that he doesn't care about them and that what he's doing is disrespectful. Phil give streamers a really bad name. And this whole positive talk is only to convince himself that he's positive and he's really not.
I feel bad for Papavera. He's spent a lot of time helping Phil with Minecraft, and has cheered a lot of bits, only to be treated like dirt. On another note, it's funny how Phil thinks he deserves clout. The most he can ask for, after the monumental ass that he's made of himself over the years, is for his opinions to be viewed objectively and fairly like anyone else's.
Andre the Giant. I'm a 6'5" straight burly dude so I'll probably never be with someone larger than me. Plus he might be gentle since I bet being as massive as he was made him self aware of his size and strength. Where's my $20 biotch
I'll never understand why these people give so much money to DSP when they could give it to someone who actually needs it and make a difference. Or better yet, use it on themselves.
4:05 He's right. It is "fucked up" to not take him seriously because he's definitely not someone who's elbow deep in debt, has credit worth less than my dog's last shit, is filing for bakruptcy or charges his viewers to wear a vest the same color as diarrhoea. Trust him, papa philbert knows best.
I’m a firm believer that some people, specifically some men need to get their asses kicked. It’s one of the most effective teaching methods out there. Guarantee if this dude were to get punched in the face a few times, sure he would 100% use it to be a victim, why not, but he would almost for certain treat his fans better. Just knowing full well that there is someone out there that will not take his shit.
Maybe people would take Phil seriously if he didn't have a long history of scamming, lieing, treating his fans like shit. Begging for Money, talking nonstop about his taxes whilst sitting his ass down instead of looking for a fulltime job like a sensible individual. Theres evidence to suggest he met Pandalee before she turned 16 soooo. Yeah theres no wonder why nobody would ever take him seriously anymore.
0:38 He is only happy when it's his world with his rules. he is always unhappy online with other players or figured out as you go video game, For example, reality or real life he is always unhappy.
Lol he seriously thinks that internet bill wasn't passed because he made a video about it. Plenty of people were talking about it way before he decided to. People that got more views and were actually respected.
He doesn't have any expertise in anything though. And I say this based off of how he describes himself and what he wants to do: "I'm just an average guy who just wants to play games."
So, let me get this straight, Phil needs to have his hand held, to play MINECRAFT? A game literal children enjoy by themselves, something which other's have made their ENTIRE content base off of, and who's goal can be completely ignored. Too hard for phil apparently.
He is exhausted by reading cheers and holding a controller... let that sink in folks
Think about it. This man hasn't moved from the couch in 12 years. Muscles that are so weak, gin-soaked organs, and reality that will smack him hard.
He almost falls asleep every now and then too
Try playing halo 2 or halo 3 for 4 days straight without breaks that’s exhausting from holding a controller but Phillip hates video games, if he truly loved it he would have 10hr streams for a game
I'm surprised he can read at all 😃
@@AcornSmokes420 I know that feel Bro.
Phil: " Nobody values my opinion. No one asks my opinion anymore."
Also Phil: "I don't care about this, I don't care about that. I don't know anything about that, why are you asking me?"
"vest isn't a gimmick" just admitted yesterday that the vest is a gimmick. Like poetry
That vest is more like a "turncoat" for him.
He's always switching sides.
The reason as to why he's tired of minecraft is because of him not completing the thing he's supposed to compete, but takes most of his time complaing about detractors and other stupid things
Yeah he spends a large amount of time ranting with his hands off the controller.
He also doesn't spend much time building anyways. Almost every time Phil plays Minecraft, it's mostly just chopping trees, breaking rocks, fishing when it rains and ranting about stuff.
Or because it's boring as @#$%ing shit. But I guess too bad. Phil has to lay in the bed he made.
lkevin339 it’s the only game in the world that doesn’t have bugged mechanics and input delays. #UnfairGames
So basically a stream complaint
What's more pathetic: the guy throwing a tantrum over wrestling spoilers or the guy paying him to be forgiven for spoiling it.
Paying to be forgiven. That's just stupid and a waste of money.
To be fair, the tactics Phail uses are manipulative. He praises his fans when they tip, makes them feel special, says they're all 'just hanging out'. But then, if they ask too many questions, BLASTS them with insults, bans, publically berates them. His fans and paypigs are too scared to ask questions, he is a constant manipulator and the king of semantics. The guy paying him to be forgiven? He probably thought this was the only place he'd feel accepted and a part of something, as Phail says that all the time. Phail's still worse though, soon as he got that cash, Phail forgives him. That's how manipulative he is. His entire CHAT was against him which shows how fast he buckles. Plus he knows he's gonna keep tipping
Who are these people ? I’m genuinely bewildered people actually tip this guy, how many genuine fans that give him money actually exist?
To be fair to pigroach I’d be pretty pissed too
@@thequietestengine TBH I find them equally bad. Phil for begging and manipulating his fans, and the fans for feeding into it and letting him do it to them. And at this point I don't really feel bad for the paygigs. At least the morons throwing cash at some thot have the excuse of being thirsty for a hot chick, these sad fucks are paying to be "friends" with a disgusting beggar who treats them like dirt.
Half a mill Phil is confused why people don't want his advice.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.. holdup. He seriously thinks he's the ONE person that caused awareness over that bill? God damn his ego is worse than i thought.
Yes..his ego is that big. He thinks all the top youtubers that started after him must have watched him to learn how to make it successful.
He also said that he invented let’s plays and inspired Pewdiepie.
He also claims he was the one who came up with the term "Playthrough"
he thinks he invented the play through too.
Oh yes, i know about him thinking he pioneered the playthrough and inspiring any popular youtube gamer, but everybody doing stuff on youtube was talking about that bill. From the most popular to the least. And now he's saying I caused the most awareness, I'm the reason people cared about it. I want to punch him in his face so bad.
Papavera laid out all this detailed plan, but I'm too lazy even to do that in Minecraft, so I'm going to spend my time giving out about him instead... After all he's such a blind follower that he'll take any kind of abuse gladly and still give me money and be my bitch! WHY AM I TOXIC???
>"I make no money from TH-cam"
>"Why does no one come to me for youtube advice?"
Poor Cuckavera. He dedicates all his time to helping out someone with the mindset that the person he's helping has the same passion for Minecraft he does. But Phil couldn't care less about the game, or him. I can't imagine continuing to try to be friends with someone who would talk about me to people online the way DSP talks about him.
the fact that papavera is 42 makes it a lot funnier
Quintus Ennius Wait what really? Wow I legit am sad. Pathetic.
@@Nyandere_the_Bakeneko Its a sad reality when you realize all of Phil's donators are Wheelchair Symbols. He caters to them...
Papavera will remain for a while even after DSP fully crashes and burns. He'll think, "now's my time..."
@@sockaccount711 You mean he preys on them.
Phil: I am in debt. Give me tips and bits or I could lose my house. The business needs you, dood.
Also Phil: I need to play all the new releases that cost $60 each. I can't just play older games I haven't played before and are way cheaper. What are you talking about, dood? Stupid trolls.
True. He could (should?) be playing more of the Nes and Snes games on Switch. Maybe play more indie games that are low priced but good. The amount of views he gets doesn't change that much depending on the game he plays. But he's just gotta get nearly every new major release when he says he needs money.
@@Dj.D25 Oh no, he can't play Indie games, remember? He's complained about it in the past. Everyone else can play Indie games but he can't. Cause his audience won't like them as much. He hasn't tried yet, but he knows this. Somehow.
Day one views! Day one inflated vieeews!
King of Retro can’t play retro games dood!
He actually admitted once that he plays all the new games because he'll get bored sticking to the same ones like other streamers
"I'm probably going to run out of picks as (someone) didn't tell me to bring in sticks."
So lets get this straight. DSP has been playing Minecraft for a while now yet he STILL needs his hand held for a MINING expedition! That is like a high schooler needing his parents to hold his hand and walking him to school!
Could have had a stack of logs so he can make a bench and any tools he could ever need, but nope.
At least a year
Mr.Sako.K yup, on the same damn map
3:35 Phil recounts the time he saved the internet.
Can we just get to the bankruptcy court that turned into an asset case. I can’t wait till people enter his house, auction his condo & belongings. I can’t believe the bankruptcy call hasn’t changed a thing about him, that truly should have a been a turning point in his life. Paypigs throwing money in the trash when they tip him.
Armando Delgado You’re just a kid that has no idea how bankruptcy works. You’ve never owned a damn thing in your life. Yet you think you know how bankruptcy works. Move on with life, kid. Don’t worry about what the fuck some useless moron that plays video games for a living is doing or has going on in his personal life. GET A FUCKING LIFE OF YOUR OWN YOU PATHETIC CHILD
@@FinnaRealtawk2323 You sure care a lot for some "useless moron" given this is now yet another detractor video you have appeared on to defend Phil.
But hey, keep defending your pig lord if it makes you happy, it certainly brings entertainment to the rest of us.
@@FinnaRealtawk2323 Somebody throw money to keep Dave calm, he's having a shitfit of extreme proportions!
Gamefan56 This DSP clown is a fucking power tool. I’m talking strictly to you idiotic kids that have nothing better to do than worry about what the fuck this shit bag does with his life. You kids are absolute complete losers and the only thing you can come back with is "stop defending DSP". That’s how fucking stupid you kids are. Simply useless low life’s that bitch and complain about someone else’s life. Get a fucking clue you fool.
MagicPond You clearly have a life full of meaning, kid. DSP is nothing and you live your life to give a fuck about his life. How fucking pathetic can you kids be? Jesus Christ.
He's literally complaining about playing minecraft while in minecraft. His life must be very difficult.
“There’s probably a million things I could share that would help people out with TH-cam but no one ever comes to me with that kind of stuff.”
Yeah, I’m not going to go to some homeless guy who blew his money on stocks for investment tips, either. People don’t come to failures for advice.
If by "stocks" you mean micro-transactions in a WWE game then yeah
He doesn't get that he was always the laughing stock of the internet.
A million things to share? I thought he said half a million bucks to waste.
His Wheelchair Symbols listen to his advice, but I guess they're nobodies to Phil
I can not wait to throw my half eaten sandwich at Phil as I walk past his new dumpster home
I wouldnt throw my garbage at him, that would be insulting to garbage.
I picture him offering to yell “why am I toxic” for a dollar.
@@mrgarybusey2052 I mean he can always use the crumbs that fall off your kfc or chicken sandwich
Why the hell just one dude pays up one full priced game to make phil wear a pedo-vest, truly mankind is mysterious.
Phil is juuust on the cusp of finding out why he fails while other creators succeed. but he can't see that the one common negatic in all his videos is him. other people build a community because they don't throw temper tantrums on stream and treat their customers like shit
If he was a better person the TIHYDPs probably wouldn't exist.
Delusion goes hand in hand with narcissism.
@@venomfuryx3250 if he was a smarter person he'd've built on that and had fun with it. I've seen so many streamers turn their "detractor" memes into new content and defuse it all.
Phil really does show his appreciation to Papavera. Not.
Oh no oh no-Papavera! 🐷😫💦
Pretty much goes the same way for any of his paypigs. He appreciates their wallets, not actually them supporting him with said wallets.
Thank you for this 90's joke. And Phil is a dick. This SHOCKS me!
“Playing video games all day for two weeks is work...”?
I wonder what would happen to him if they cut off the electricity
@Tomakak in a matter of hours....
I love seeing Phil get wide eyed and look every which way when saying he's a heterosexual 😂
This is the same man who keeps harping on about shoving things up his ass.
The little nodding of his head in the “yes” motion is a sales tactic, kind of motivates the buyer to agree.
@@loyal-tf-fan I've legit only see someone nod and say no when watching british comedy skits
Chariot Boi I had a job selling knives, they taught us that trick even though it looks strange in my opinion
@@loyal-tf-fan The "yes?" and "okay" is another form of motivator.
Fill says “We” like he’s living in Atlas Shrugged.
They live in the Democratic People's Republic of Goutopia and Phil is their glorious leader whose word is law and loved by everyone. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot troll and gets a lean in manual ban dood! ackackack *SNORT*
Who is John Gout?
Haruspicus .... well done. Have a like.
Philth
His laughs are that of pain. He knows he's going to lose his shit very soon.
He is still under the delusion that he can't lose his house/condo because he streams from there, fucking omega luuuul
I like how DSP tries to act all personable and friendly yet soon as the salt kicks into overgout its him against the viewers and he'll gladly out and shame anyone he feels vindictive towards.
Why am I toxic??
My poison is business-related, but I do not own it.
My toxicity is business-related, but I do not own.
We are having mandatory 48 hour work weeks at the grocery store I work at during this crisis. If it wasn't cemented before in my dislike of this person it is now. Your "60 hour work week" is a high insult to all of us. I take solace that some of my last words could be "Fuck You Phil". Have a good one guys.
Kinda weird Sugarvera enjoys this abusive relationship
but how does he play minecraft so much and doesnt have iron, and all of his buildings are made out of cobblestone
Because he doesn't play Minecraft. Mrpapavera plays it for him. Phil doesn't do a single damn thing in Minecraft unless Papavera tells him to.
papavera tells him the exact squares to go to. he basically plays minecraft through phil, phil is just a puppet. dsp said it was a "resource gathering" stream, but he doesn't even know how to make a simple branch mine without papavera walking him through every step. you dig a long tunnel, then you branch off that tunnel every 3 squares, it exposes everything in that area without having to dig everything in that area, it's something children figure out after playing for an hour or two.
Dude probably doesn’t know what a shulker box is.
Phyllis.... no one ever took you seriously....
It's about him complainingg about his life, while his paypigs throw money at him.
"Squeal, piggy. Squeal" - Duke Nukem
DSP mindset:
The internet? I MADE IT. Toilet paper? I MADE IT.
Sounds like a type of song 😂
Mmmm cake is so good!
Phil’s face: 🥴😖🥴 👁👄👁
Abikeridernamedsilentbob that’s disgusting.
DEVOUR
Darth Akumaa lmao 😂
PSTJ lmao 😂 DSP tries it
My guess is it has been in the freezer since his last birthday.
1:50 It’s almost like those other creators have talent and charisma, so they’re able to keep an audience without constant new gimmicks. Philburt’s khantent catches flak because he’s unbearable
Zap Rowsdower You say all that while watching someone air someone else’s content for likes and views on the internet. You’re a fucking moron. Just like every other child that whines about what some useless fuck does with his life. You’re all just as useless as DSP. Live to complain about someone else’s life. You probably bitch and cry about Trump everyday too. Bunch of pussy ass kids that offer nothing in life but crying.
Patrick Jayz Which one of Philburt’s paypiggies are you?
Reina Vance It seems to me like we’re on the same side, no idea why you’re angry
Reina Vance And it’s not a waste to point out how fucking childish and useless you morons are for giving a single fuck what a complete stranger does on the internet for money. It’s a little thing called jealousy. Start your own channel playing video games for a living. See how fulfilled that would make you feel. It’s a fucking useless lifestyle and anyone that does it is useless in life. Now worry about your god damn self and stop giving a fuck about what some shitbag video gamer does with his life. Fuck him. Fuck anyone that gives their money to any youtuber. Worry about your god damn own life and grow the fuck up.
@@FinnaRealtawk2323 Pretty ironic given you seem more worried about detractors life than your own.
"60+ work hours a week, minimum."
😂🤣
That had me going as well. He's not working 60+ hours a week. He sits on his ass and plays games and whines about his life.
He really turned up the pignosis.
"The truth of the matter is, though, we like it when I play and you guys interact with me during the stream. Right? That's the point. So, it's not about multiplayer. It's about me doing my thing in my own world and you hanging out with when I do it, right?"
No.
Phil: “I wish people take me seriously when i talk about important things or things i have an unique point of view about”...
*A guy that contradicts himself constantly, goes on long rants about either "bugs" in games or games "not being" as good as people say those games to be, detractors and trolls "screwing" him over, having "no money" to his name but buys from fast foods and restaurants in his free days and begs for money to the point he even squeezes a vest for money now ask himself WhY pEoPlE dOn'T tAkE mE sErIoUsLy DoOd?? his lack of self-awareness is huge and his narcissism gets higher as time pass away, he seriously buys his own idea of people having to make a living for him more and more every day.*
Corona is affecting everybody, especially ME. WAI EM AI TAWKSIK
WAI EM AI POISE SUN
Think of how productive you'd be if you were ever as busy as Phil thinks he is. Whoa
the two sins that describe this guy is as follows sloth and greed
Mackenzie Burton and hubris, don’t forget hubris
I love the slow zoom during the monologues. Funny shit.
Is Philburt about to break up with Papavera? 🤔
Doing the max he can?! He’s doing the minimum he can.
"Nobody listens to my expertise" dude youre sitting in a vest you charge 100$ for. You could be giving out the secrets of Alchemy and people would still laugh at you...
3 years later and Dave hasn't changed a bit.
the box of wolverine figures bit actually made me laugh ngl
Sixty plus work hours? Playing video games isn’t work.
He works very hard playing video games and sitting on a couch everyday
"I don't even watch wrestling." Guy that banned a longtime paying for spoiling wrestling.
wait phill used to be important ? ...in this reality ?, really ?, because i know him till he move from his tiny condo
He wouldn’t even collab with anyone or do any projects no one listened to him back then
@@reddemon13xz To be fair he did try one collab, it did not turn out to well however (Project 7)
Gamefan56 sad part is everyone forgot the 4K camera scam he had to reboot project 7 before the reboot scam
"I'm not gonna be like those muppets on Twitch putting outfits for money"
I feel bad for Papavera. Not because he dumps his wallet and time into Phil, but because he does these things because he probably sees Phil as one of the few people who acknowledges and appreciates (to an extent) his vast knowledge and passion for minecraft. If you read this Papavera, go find someone who truly cares about your passion for minecraft, someone who doesn't require you to donate money to get acknowledgement, because Phil is just manipulating you for your money
Jesus H. Christ, what a baby! 👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻😭😭😭😭
Anyone else think it’s funny how when he wishes for us, it’s either 1. Never having popularity and 2. Never having positivity. Like those are the most important things in the world for everyone.
I have neither and am much happier than ‘Mr. Positivity’ has ever shone himself to be.
What a petty little boy.
No one better tell DSP about selective push to mute to be able to talk to his stream and multiplayer at the SAME TIME.
Why is is so hard for his fans to understand that he doesn't care about them and that what he's doing is disrespectful. Phil give streamers a really bad name. And this whole positive talk is only to convince himself that he's positive and he's really not.
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I feel bad for Papavera. He's spent a lot of time helping Phil with Minecraft, and has cheered a lot of bits, only to be treated like dirt.
On another note, it's funny how Phil thinks he deserves clout. The most he can ask for, after the monumental ass that he's made of himself over the years, is for his opinions to be viewed objectively and fairly like anyone else's.
Positivity=money
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“Work”
Phil: oh no! Oh no! No! Papavera!
Interactivity=money, also 4:40 WHAT?! 😂
He wonders why he has little clout now...he’s half a million in debt! Why would anyone take his advice on anything?
Rip papavera twitter guides
Midfirst bank just got his wakhando.
Corona virus means he spends his birthday alone at home playing video games. Wait.. that’s every year
Andre the Giant. I'm a 6'5" straight burly dude so I'll probably never be with someone larger than me. Plus he might be gentle since I bet being as massive as he was made him self aware of his size and strength. Where's my $20 biotch
He doesn't like playing games
If you asked him for advice he would call you a troll and suspect "stoopid detractor memes"
Older? Yes Wiser? Definitely not
Serious question, why doesn't his trolls do charge backs?
I'll never understand why these people give so much money to DSP when they could give it to someone who actually needs it and make a difference.
Or better yet, use it on themselves.
I wonder how long it will take for him to start putting on the red nose
Imagine someone actually buying DSP merch let alone wearing it in public. Lmao
"I'm hetero." - Half-a-Mil Phil, 2020
0:29 i love the way he says “maybe” 😂
4:05 He's right. It is "fucked up" to not take him seriously because he's definitely not someone who's elbow deep in debt, has credit worth less than my dog's last shit, is filing for bakruptcy or charges his viewers to wear a vest the same color as diarrhoea. Trust him, papa philbert knows best.
I’m a firm believer that some people, specifically some men need to get their asses kicked. It’s one of the most effective teaching methods out there.
Guarantee if this dude were to get punched in the face a few times, sure he would 100% use it to be a victim, why not, but he would almost for certain treat his fans better. Just knowing full well that there is someone out there that will not take his shit.
Phil wears the vest cause his finances are a mess.
Only opinion to ask Phil on is how to get half a mill in debt.
Maybe people would take Phil seriously if he didn't have a long history of scamming, lieing, treating his fans like shit. Begging for Money, talking nonstop about his taxes whilst sitting his ass down instead of looking for a fulltime job like a sensible individual. Theres evidence to suggest he met Pandalee before she turned 16 soooo. Yeah theres no wonder why nobody would ever take him seriously anymore.
Whered the whole papavera thing come from
Y'all remember when DSP saved the internet?
0:38 He is only happy when it's his world with his rules. he is always unhappy online with other players or figured out as you go video game, For example, reality or real life he is always unhappy.
Loves the interactivity, but ends up going on mellow dramatic rants.
Lol he seriously thinks that internet bill wasn't passed because he made a video about it. Plenty of people were talking about it way before he decided to. People that got more views and were actually respected.
He doesn't have any expertise in anything though. And I say this based off of how he describes himself and what he wants to do: "I'm just an average guy who just wants to play games."
60 hours of work a week... playing fucking videogames and having chat handhold him through every game.
Really? Nobody comes to Paul for advice? Well shit... I'm looking and him thinking... whelp this is how you don't manage your finances.
"60+ work hours a week." Just no.
NGL yours is the only detractor intro I don’t skip
It khampounds like credit card interest! It khanstantly khampounds!
200+ hours in Swinecraft and Cuckavera's meticulous plans are immediately thwarted because Dave can't acquire a bucket. 🤣
👎🏼 = “daddy can do no wrong!”
Honestly how does anyone think the vest is a reward for tips
No one takes him seriously because he is a joke. He is only important in his head.
So, let me get this straight, Phil needs to have his hand held, to play MINECRAFT? A game literal children enjoy by themselves, something which other's have made their ENTIRE content base off of, and who's goal can be completely ignored. Too hard for phil apparently.
60+ work hours a week?? Who the actual fuck is he kidding?
What a narcissistic sociopath.
4:05 I’m NOT an influencer!!
HELP MR PAPAVERA