Is Afghanistan Really the Graveyard of Empires? (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • @HistoryMatters
    @HistoryMatters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5614

    TH-cam decided to include the last twenty seconds of the video this time. Which was nice of them.

  • @the_potatoborn
    @the_potatoborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6998

    Well this aged very well, bless the algorithm's sense of humour

    • @Azulakayes
      @Azulakayes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      Yep, here just after the Taliban got into the presidential palace. Afghanistan was too hard for the US as well and NATO, I wonder if Russia will laugh at them during the next UNSC.

    • @25fpslagger81
      @25fpslagger81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "humor" yeah people get raped is humor

    • @martinogbuigwe7813
      @martinogbuigwe7813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Cant really blame the US for this one. They spent 20 years training and arming the Afghans. I guess they didn’t want their freedom as badly as the US thought they did

    • @thesauce1682
      @thesauce1682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@25fpslagger81 Lmao, this guy think taliban rape woman. Rape in America is the same thing in Afghanistan.

    • @naenae669
      @naenae669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@thesauce1682 well America doesn't behead people.

  • @cringefairy2687
    @cringefairy2687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5077

    I never thought that the "Graveyard of Empires" was called that because invading empires would collapse, but because because invading empires would suffer heavy, heavy losses while failing to conquer it.

    • @localman7017
      @localman7017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      Seems like that’s only true for the Brits and Ruskies. And for the Brits it’s not even really true since they only lost the first time and the second time they had no trouble conquering it and installing a puppet ruler. The Umayyads, Safavids, Mughals, Mongols, Seljuks, Achaemenids, etc. all did fine there. And not only did Alexander the Great conquer it, Greco-Bactria was also the last remnant of his empire to fall.

    • @npc3758
      @npc3758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      No Afganisthan suffered way more lose agaisnt pretty much every empire even US. It's not graveyard of empjre, it's itself a. Graveyard.

    • @KashanA
      @KashanA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You guys are forgetting afghans only have AK 47, nowadays its much harder to fight without technology, the USSR suffered much more due to the technology being supplied to them by Americans.

    • @LuisBrito-ly1ko
      @LuisBrito-ly1ko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @toki hiko
      Yeah, counting opium overdose and veteran suicides. How non-biased of you

    • @thesmuggest6680
      @thesmuggest6680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @toki hiko the thing about the Taliban and every other terrorist group is, even when they're dead you wouldn't know if he was civilian or combatant.

  • @roadhouse6999
    @roadhouse6999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

    "It's been fairly easy to conquer, and has been conquered many times, but holding onto it is another matter entirely."
    If you look at the way the U.S.'s war in Afghanistan has evolved since 2001, that's all too true.

    • @AlfaGiuliaQV
      @AlfaGiuliaQV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      They now join the club of humiliation together with the brits and the russians. Who will be next in line to get shafted by mujahedin?

    • @jome2284
      @jome2284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@AlfaGiuliaQV
      Probably China, if they're really intent with their "Belt and Road Initiative". Otherwise terrorists will keep derailing Chinese ambitions to achieve continental hegemony over commerce and trade in Asia.

    • @boomwizardyt7228
      @boomwizardyt7228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@jome2284 China really underestimating the power of Afghanistan war lords. They will fight until the bitter end

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jome2284
      I believe they are using Afghans to complete their deals and making amends with Taliban as well...

    • @haseebbek3300
      @haseebbek3300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can't control it

  • @andrewg3196
    @andrewg3196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2708

    Perhaps it's more useful to see failed Afghanistan occupations as a symptom of a declining empire rather than a cause.

    • @R4in46
      @R4in46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Exactly, an empire in its Peak would have no problem occupying Afghanistan

    • @RADIT-ip3eq
      @RADIT-ip3eq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Perhaps

    • @Magnulus76
      @Magnulus76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Bingo. Divided national policy lead to divided war effort, which ultimately doomed the American project in Afghanistan.

    • @Osterochse
      @Osterochse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      considering the united states, I'd say that the withdrawal is a sign for the strength of the USA. The united states was smart enough to withdraw after 20 years and didn't fight until the end. They noticed that this is just a waste of time and money. In other words the USA always remained sane enough to not make decisions that would lead to their ultimate defeat.
      The USA lost a bit of her face because of Afghanistan. But ultimately it cuts its losses and keeps gong its way now.
      This is a clear sign that the USA will remain a superpower for probably the next 200 years. The opponents of the USA who watch this video will soon notice that the end of US-domination is very far away and you will have to deal with that.

    • @user-pc7ef5sb6x
      @user-pc7ef5sb6x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Osterochse The Americans withdraw means the government is broke. Collapse is coming soon.

  • @rowengarcia3852
    @rowengarcia3852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5558

    He fixed it, who else remembered when the only supporter was James bisonette

    • @zavionlingo7000
      @zavionlingo7000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      I honestly thought he did it on purpose 😂

    • @akaJughead
      @akaJughead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      I miss Partyboiko

    • @O_Tade
      @O_Tade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@akaJughead what about Danny Melony?

    • @tombblades
      @tombblades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought I was having deja vu but then I got to the end.

    • @Pyrykala
      @Pyrykala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Those were the days

  • @O_Tade
    @O_Tade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1721

    Only legends will remember that once James Bizonette became the only patreon

    • @maniac7466
      @maniac7466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ye man

    • @Zantides
      @Zantides 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I always quit at jame so didn't even notice the first time lmao.

    • @Robert399
      @Robert399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Initially he was the only patron wasn't he?

    • @sam08g16
      @sam08g16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, he is the only patreon of our hearts

    • @Blefiz
      @Blefiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Robert399 Nope, he was the only mentioned verbally, Christian S. Trenk was mentioned in written.

  • @chrisg4305
    @chrisg4305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1587

    James Bisonette received the ransom and finally allowed HM to include the other sponsors

    • @Diamondman164
      @Diamondman164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And now he will simply reinvest all the ransom back into HM as patronage

    • @jamesbissonette8002
      @jamesbissonette8002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      It’s a vicious cycle

    • @bread5460
      @bread5460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@jamesbissonette8002 Holy shit, it’s James Bissonette

    • @jlmc3447
      @jlmc3447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@jamesbissonette8002 king

    • @josephstalin133
      @josephstalin133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jamesbissonette8002 oh my goodness, it's the legend himself!

  • @moinakbhattacharya878
    @moinakbhattacharya878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Actually it is very difficult to conquer a nation where the concept of "nation" is diminished. It is essentially a geographical area with a set of tribesmen living in their own terms.

    • @amazingamx1255
      @amazingamx1255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Now non-Afghans know more about Afghanistan that actual Afghan

    • @moinakbhattacharya878
      @moinakbhattacharya878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@amazingamx1255 I am not talking about Afghan food, the statements are specific to socio-political situation.

    • @jakecommonty2042
      @jakecommonty2042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nation is defined as:
      “a large body of people united by common descent, history, culture, or language, inhabiting a particular country or territory.”
      Afghanistan fits into that category.

    • @moinakbhattacharya878
      @moinakbhattacharya878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@jakecommonty2042 And how many years the history should span? ummm... 50 years? 10 years? or 2000 years? When you time travel through history you will see everything in Afghanistan is different - in terms of every dimension you mentioned - descent, culture, language.

    • @shonenjumpmagneto
      @shonenjumpmagneto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's like telling Switzerland to defend the very idea of a country at the UN 100 Years from now when people wknder why states even exist...
      They'd be the 1st country to be inhabitable non-state territory if they could be. Always fascinated me how differently The Swiss see the concept of a country & the thought that by no means is 1 framework the only form they take

  • @YourVintageStick
    @YourVintageStick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2694

    It’s more like the soap bar of empires, you can’t keep a hold of it

  • @lavaknight3682
    @lavaknight3682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3176

    I’m disappointed, History Matters. James Bisonette was *clearly* in the right eating all the other patrons!

    • @RodolfoGaming
      @RodolfoGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      PRECISELY

    • @leonardofranzinribeiro4220
      @leonardofranzinribeiro4220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      James bizonette will annex all other patreons, and later, humanity. All Will become James bizonette

    • @Manuel-gu9ls
      @Manuel-gu9ls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In the end of the video it’s James Bisonette

    • @mshaqed2538
      @mshaqed2538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Jamesian empire of Bissonettea will rise above the competition, and shall rule humanity using it's god emperor's endless fortune.

    • @fleetwoodcraic4235
      @fleetwoodcraic4235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why doesn’t James Bisonette,the largest of the patrons,not simply eat the others?

  • @cliodeo
    @cliodeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2683

    Next episode: How James Bissonette's coup d'etat failed within a few hours.

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      "Well, kind of"

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      All loyalist!!! We must rally for our Lord, Emperor James Bissonette. Duke of Spinnign three plates is trying to take over the empire.

    • @beratopcu8474
      @beratopcu8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Who is James Bissonatte?

    • @cliodeo
      @cliodeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@beratopcu8474 HERESY!

    • @beratopcu8474
      @beratopcu8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cliodeo what the hell is heresy?

  • @vladimiralexanderlagos1477
    @vladimiralexanderlagos1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Afghanistan is not the graveyard of empires, it is just the graveyard of imperial ideas of trying to make it into something else. The Persians tried to make it Persian, but didn't stick. The British tried to make it a happy commonwealth colony, but it didn't. The Soviets tried to make it into a communist utopia, but it didn't, and the Americans tried to make it into a capitalist democracy, which, fun fact... they didn't.

    • @UnstoppableEmpire
      @UnstoppableEmpire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean it will be capitalist still.

    • @gamedeveloper_1999
      @gamedeveloper_1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      But this is the same as the cemetery of empires. For example, after the USSR-Afghan war, the USSR enters and splits. Why? Because all the countries occupied by the USSR saw the weakness of the USSR and all the countries decided to leave the USSR. And now the whole world does not trust the power of the USA as before because of the war lost in Afghanistan and this will cause big problems in the future and it has already appeared. Russia invaded Ukraine. Because Russia now looks down on America. And now that they see America's true weakness. The graveyard of empires does not mean that that empire is gone forever. In other words, because they could not reach their goals and for the Afghanistan they are dead and suffered heavy losses and fled from there. And these empires are cemeteries for Afghanistan. But these empires may exist outside Afghanistan, but they died in Afghanistan. I hope you understand what I mean.

    • @Vivenk88
      @Vivenk88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@gamedeveloper_1999 The Greeks, the Mauryans, Mongols conquered Afghanistan and held it. In modern history, the British ruled Afghanistan too. Islamic empires invaded and established themselves in Afghanistan too (which is why Afghanistan is Islamic today).

    • @marufkhelfaredkhan7670
      @marufkhelfaredkhan7670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Shah Lomyon mountain ⛰ for fight 💪 and also afghan always ready for fight 💪

    • @Sakrya818
      @Sakrya818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Vivenk88
      British never rule Afghanistan even in Second Afghan Anglo war.

  • @patchworkfellow
    @patchworkfellow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    1:14 _“This war will be over by Christmas!”_
    *Y’know, I feel like I’ve heard this before...*

    • @gamer42go21
      @gamer42go21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Looooll

    • @Wolfeson28
      @Wolfeson28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In fairness, it would have been a new idea at the time. :)

    • @शंभुनाथ-स1च
      @शंभुनाथ-स1च 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Enemy at the gates?

    • @Lusitanean
      @Lusitanean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@शंभुनाथ-स1च French and German soldiers mobilizing for WWI.

    • @joma5721
      @joma5721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lusitanean and WWII

  • @red_falcon
    @red_falcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2048

    Everybody knows James bisonette but everyone forgets Kelly moneymaker...

    • @CallieMasters5000
      @CallieMasters5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Spinning 3 Plates, Oink Oink and Copper Tone disagree.

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      well, she is nowhere near as memorable as James Bissonette

    • @stevenchoza6391
      @stevenchoza6391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And Moe... I remember when his name was last and some about how HM said it was funny to me.

    • @bernietea
      @bernietea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And Charles I

    • @jonmcgee6987
      @jonmcgee6987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I see once again no mention of The Pastry Section.

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Famous last words: "This war will be quick and easy"

    • @rune.theocracy
      @rune.theocracy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "We'll be home by Christmas!"

    • @tsarfox3462
      @tsarfox3462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rune.theocracy See they never said which Christmas you'll be home for and in what state of being. That's how they get ya.

    • @Roach18
      @Roach18 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "You will be home before the leaves fall from the trees."

  • @plummye005
    @plummye005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    "We're sorry James, but Kellymoneymaker offered us a deal we simply couldn't refuse" - History Matters

    • @sam08g16
      @sam08g16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Also, Spinning Three Plates threatened to drop one of them

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So, it is Treason!!!!!

    • @njb1126
      @njb1126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@slewone4905 patreon will decide your fate...

    • @cianseeck8917
      @cianseeck8917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@njb1126 I am the patreon

    • @njb1126
      @njb1126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cianseeck8917 not yet

  • @Stormchoirs
    @Stormchoirs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Look at the events in Afghanistan today. History repeats itself.

    • @rayh6118
      @rayh6118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Waiting for the us to split into 12 different pieces

    • @Stormchoirs
      @Stormchoirs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@rayh6118 that could actual be a good thing.

    • @DillsyYourDaddy67
      @DillsyYourDaddy67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@rayh6118 what about 50 different pieces?

    • @Dylan-bc2po
      @Dylan-bc2po 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Stormchoirs no it wouldn't.

    • @sergeantsharkseant
      @sergeantsharkseant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Dylan-bc2po well kinda
      One the one hand The US is bad on as it is very imperialistic on the other hand Russia and especially China are way worse

  • @ernestoglez6725
    @ernestoglez6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    "We sought physical attrition; our opponents aimed for our psychological exhaustion. In the process we lost sight of one of the cardinal maxims of guerrilla war: the guerrilla wins if he does not lose. The conventional army loses if it does not win." - Henry Kissinger

    • @randomobserver8168
      @randomobserver8168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Kissinger probably understood that his maxim applies best to modern industrial states operating as popular democracies. And, to some extent, tottering tyrannies losing public consent. A surprisingly large number of societies historically have seen conventional armies sustain centuries of warfare against sporadically rebelling peoples.

    • @dickmonkey-king1271
      @dickmonkey-king1271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maybe western nations need to learn how to operate as guerrilla armies. You put US and UK special forces in the Afghanistan and you can cause huge problems for the Taliban without huge expense.

    • @apollo1694
      @apollo1694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The guerilla army loses if it doesn't pussy out in tunnels for 20 years not fighting

    • @lalehiandeity1649
      @lalehiandeity1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@dickmonkey-king1271 Western armies have proven to fundamentally underestimate the importance of stratagem over technology.

    • @psychokinrazalon
      @psychokinrazalon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@apollo1694 Do whatever it takes to win the war.

  • @relix7373
    @relix7373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Me an American: starts sweating

    • @Real-1
      @Real-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @عبدالرحمن yeah but he has private mercenaries there so it ain't changing anything

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The Netherlands already left we knew it would be a lost cause

    • @stc2828
      @stc2828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      USSR collapsed 2 years after withdraw, so the clock is ticking.

    • @JayConnor1989
      @JayConnor1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Real-1 they aint gonna do shit afghan troops are already surrendering to taliban rn

    • @Kludgzenjammer
      @Kludgzenjammer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Real-1 Preach the good word

  • @kiwisncream3778
    @kiwisncream3778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    "But fun fact, no." best quote ever.

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Especially if used to confute and disprove a famed myth and cherry picked glory like the one of the ''tomb of empires'' when referring to Afghanistan even, of all countries.

    • @warpcore9681
      @warpcore9681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The wit of a guillotine.

  • @secret5816
    @secret5816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    2:35 when the USSR collapses but there is no glass splintering sound - my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @stulog
      @stulog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      From now on, when countries fall apart you should totally get a breaking-glass sound effect in there!

    • @skeetrix5577
      @skeetrix5577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      laziness on full display

    • @LowTiertoji
      @LowTiertoji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@skeetrix5577 how is it lazy

    • @Lovelyyetlonely
      @Lovelyyetlonely 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good

  • @simoneranieri5010
    @simoneranieri5010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Afghanistan: i'm the graveyard of empires
    Vietnam: *finally a good opponet*

    • @seanbrummfield448
      @seanbrummfield448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Vietnam was under multiple empires. You can't claim them to be that.

    • @funnyclips4550
      @funnyclips4550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@seanbrummfield448 afganistan also

    • @seanbrummfield448
      @seanbrummfield448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@funnyclips4550 Not really. At some points in history, Afghanistan, or at least their region has stood alone.

  • @wannabedal-adx458
    @wannabedal-adx458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    TH-cam: "I'll cut this video short so that Patrons do not get recognized!!"
    James Bisonette: "There can be ONLY ONE!!"

  • @philipkornstein
    @philipkornstein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Your telling me James bissonette isn't the only patreon member?

    • @nqh4393
      @nqh4393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You're*

    • @ehansalman8461
      @ehansalman8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Big Guy Y’oure

    • @The_Gerry_Man
      @The_Gerry_Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ehansalman8461 y'o'u'r'e

    • @Shuja_Khyber
      @Shuja_Khyber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@The_Gerry_Man y͜͡o͜͡u͜͡’͜͡’͜͡r͜͡e͜͡

    • @sam08g16
      @sam08g16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Shuja_Khyber Yer'

  • @nickseebruch8720
    @nickseebruch8720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I'm addicted to this channel. It clicks with me. I appreciate the effort put into the research, the topics which are sometimes lesser known facts of history, the animated presentation, and of course, the humour. Great work History Matters!

  • @piercepayumo4212
    @piercepayumo4212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    America: (Begins the War on Terror.)
    (Years Later)
    America: (nervous) "Uh..."

    • @thomasdavis4818
      @thomasdavis4818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Key words is years later. And at what cost. That is why those empires collapsed after invading or part of the reason. They just keep fighting and fighting and fighting and fighting, etc....

    • @freshfrozen3035
      @freshfrozen3035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Laugh at America club,
      Based in Cambridge
      And Kabul

    • @suspicioususer
      @suspicioususer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry, American hemogeny is here to stay

    • @Jay-qb9gi
      @Jay-qb9gi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry but America isn’t like other old empires, we will stay.

    • @tameenhaque2285
      @tameenhaque2285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Jay-qb9gi For them opium and hashish.

  • @TheGreatLiberator1209
    @TheGreatLiberator1209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    The Empire also has its own "Afghanistan", it's called Tatooine.

    • @azazel688
      @azazel688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah the landscape of Tatooine look pretty similar to that of Afghanistan, the deserts and mountains. Not sure about who the Taliban are though, the Jawas or the Tusken Raiders?

    • @TheGreatLiberator1209
      @TheGreatLiberator1209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@azazel688 I can care less about Tatooine.
      It's located in the Outer Rim territories.
      Why bother? It'll be a waste of resources.
      Edit: About*

    • @azazel688
      @azazel688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TheGreatLiberator1209 had the Empire left them alone, maybe the Tusken wouldn’t have been so hostile, they could just enjoy their endless deserts and brood on their banthas all day.

    • @supremturtle4491
      @supremturtle4491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should’ve been the Death Star’s first target.

    • @TheGreatLiberator1209
      @TheGreatLiberator1209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@supremturtle4491 agreed, it's a graveyard of it's own and a paradise for bandits and terrorists and other barbaric creatures.
      Tatooine should've been first, Alderaan second.

  • @27GT3
    @27GT3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Alexander the Great letter to his mother about Afghanistan:
    I am involved in the land of a Leonine' (lion-like) and brave people, where every foot of the ground is like a wall of steel, confronting my soldier. You have brought only one Alexander into the world, but every mother in this land has brought an Alexander in the world.

  • @cow_tools_
    @cow_tools_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Who's watching this again today, when America has officially lost (according to its long term goals), and the Taliban have taken full control.

    • @ernestoglez6725
      @ernestoglez6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The guerrilla wins if he does not lose. The conventional army loses if it does not win

    • @harrisonofcolorado8886
      @harrisonofcolorado8886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am, even Biden himself said that Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Their goals was to topple the regime and kill BL. They succeeded there.
      The long term goal was added later.
      This is like saying the US lost the Korea war because the North was not taken.

    • @juanmola2000
      @juanmola2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@JonatasAdoM The regime they toppled has just got back into power, and the -organization I cant name so the comment isnt deleted- is still active and operating, just under new leadership that has been there from the beggining too... How on earth is that a sucess in any way?

    • @antiochus87
      @antiochus87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ernestoglez6725 No, you fail to understand, but so did the US. Or maybe they just didn't care about anything but how much they could squeeze from the country.
      There are more to wars that simply military. The US needed to establish a stable and trustworthy alternative that didn't appear like just a puppet. With all their money and apparent know-how they just funded warlords and encouraged corruption. Then they killed indiscriminately with drones and negotiated with the Taliban without involving the Afghan government. The Taliban leader who looks like he's going to take over was in a Pakistani prison until the Americans made them release him, to try to make the Taliban "partners in peace". Is it any surprise that the government lacked credibility and their enemies could recruit so easily?
      You could even say this is a "victory" for the US, as it was of their making. They just betrayed everyone and everything they supposedly stood for to achieve it. This will have worse repercussions than Vietnam.

  • @MonsieurDean
    @MonsieurDean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    (doesn't even watch video) Of course, no country stands a chance against the great state of West Virginia.

    • @chiarosuburekeni9325
      @chiarosuburekeni9325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Lol. Afghanistan's panhandle is soo jarring, like both of west Virginia's

    • @theemperororsomethingidont6897
      @theemperororsomethingidont6897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damn looks like every history fan boy watches the same videos

    • @doug814
      @doug814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go make a mars video. You know the one.....

    • @Cybernaut551
      @Cybernaut551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed, not even the dead CSA.

    • @Cpt_Boony_Hat
      @Cpt_Boony_Hat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a current West Virginian there is another. Wyoming

  • @jerryeskridge4798
    @jerryeskridge4798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    1. The British Empire. 19th century 2. The Soviet Union. 20th century 3 The United States of America. 21st century.

    • @ProjectEkerTest33
      @ProjectEkerTest33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Let's see if China want to have a go in 22nd century.

    • @rayh6118
      @rayh6118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ProjectEkerTest33 and iran 2300s

    • @persimmon93
      @persimmon93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's kinda like "only an American can rule America."
      Only an Afghan can rule Afghanistan. Or at least a Muslim.

    • @edwelndiobel1567
      @edwelndiobel1567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Its just that Aphganistan just isnt that important. And the US got osama bin laden so the missions over. Still they shouldnt have bailed like a bunch of sheep running from a loud noise.

    • @persimmon93
      @persimmon93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@edwelndiobel1567 so the US is suppose to stay for another 20 years?? Gtfo of here.

  • @appleslover
    @appleslover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    More like *" the BACKyard of Empires "*

    • @AshGamer007
      @AshGamer007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hell yeah

    • @firstnamelastname.7749
      @firstnamelastname.7749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Kinda true. It was the backyard of persian, indian, and other center asian empires

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      a

    • @grangermontag1824
      @grangermontag1824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nioce

    • @eatinsomtin9984
      @eatinsomtin9984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@firstnamelastname.7749 indian? Indians never conqurered afghanistan lol. Its the opposite

  • @morepower1415
    @morepower1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Now that US has withdrew in Afghanistan, let's put them in the list already.

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What does that even mean? All foreign nations have to withdraw unless the annex.

    • @pleudumes
      @pleudumes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      In 40 years, China is going to invade Afeghanistan and the cycle repeats

    • @thewolfofswingthat2035
      @thewolfofswingthat2035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@pleudumes china is more likely to pay their way out of everything

    • @arijitmondal9637
      @arijitmondal9637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @alias moose it doesn't necessarily mean that US will fall like USSR. This much can happen in upcoming decades that the USA's conventional military prowess will be deeply suppressed by missile loving nations like china

    • @jakobkristensensandvik5588
      @jakobkristensensandvik5588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Seriona1 They withdrew without having completed their goal or defeated the enemy.

  • @14thbattlegroupcommander
    @14thbattlegroupcommander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Rome/byzantium: oh THEY are the graveyard of empires huh?
    Rome/byzantium: **pulls out commically large list**
    **clears throat**
    Macedon, seleucids, egypt, etruria, carthage, pontus, bosporan kingdom, epirus , parthia, palmyrian empire(rebels), gaulic empire(rebels)×2, huns(to some extent), bulgarian empire, vandal kingdom, gothic italy, sultanate of rum, latin empire

    • @jreiland07
      @jreiland07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The Byzantines are seriously an underrated empire considering their population center was at the confluence of three continents and they somehow managed to survive ten centuries.

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jreiland07 15 centuries, there is no such thing as a byzantine empire, that was the Roman empire

    • @НиколайБурлов-н8ь
      @НиколайБурлов-н8ь 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alphagamer9505 Do you count it as a Roman until the 4th Crusade, or until the Fall of Constantinople in 1453? Because the ERE was roman absolutely for sure up until the 4th Crusade and it was debatable after the Palaiologos restoration.

    • @akronym4439
      @akronym4439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jreiland07 Byzantines saved Europe multiple times. Its a shame that the crusaders destroyed the capital...

    • @14thbattlegroupcommander
      @14thbattlegroupcommander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@akronym4439 "why let the sacking of the greatest cristhian city get in the way of a good crusade"

  • @WarriorPoet01
    @WarriorPoet01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I’ve never viewed the term “graveyard of empires” as the idea that empires collapsed due to failed military/political engagements in Afghanistan.
    Rather, to me it meant that this is where empires sent armies/soldiers to die.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Afghanistan: "Don't try it empire, I have the high ground!"
      Empire: "You underestimate my power..."
      Narrator: "Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."

  • @ashleyburns6752
    @ashleyburns6752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    All empires die from within, outside factors are important, but not the determining factor.

  • @When_did_they_add_handles
    @When_did_they_add_handles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Afghanistan is fairly easy to conquer, stop being weak" - History Matters

    • @thetruth3405
      @thetruth3405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Easy to conquer But hard to hold

    • @a.ortega4505
      @a.ortega4505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      U can't control a country but never their people

  • @812gingerable
    @812gingerable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    James Bizzonnette personally paid for the last 20 seconds to recognise his fellow patrons

  • @Phonixrmf
    @Phonixrmf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Britain ✅
    Soviet ✅
    USA ✅
    Afghanistan (Republic) ✅
    Afghanistan (Emirate)
    China
    Rusia
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE!

    • @DelPiero10x1991
      @DelPiero10x1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forgot Alexander the Great and Genghis Kahn

    • @mastermaseeh5949
      @mastermaseeh5949 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Afghanistan did not exist back then ​@@DelPiero10x1991

  • @FaStTurdle
    @FaStTurdle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The way this man explains history is wonderful.

  • @nitroraptor5316
    @nitroraptor5316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Me, realizing that the US just lost in Afghanistan: Aww shit, hear we go again

    • @spinning_ice1487
      @spinning_ice1487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah, they didn't, they just withdrew because the 20 years is done.

    • @nitroraptor5316
      @nitroraptor5316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Spinning_ice we absolutely lost, Biden is going to leave people behind, and we didn’t achieve our goal of eliminating the Taliban.

    • @spinning_ice1487
      @spinning_ice1487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nitroraptor5316 Well yea, you're right. We fought for 20 years against the Taliban and nothing happened, but we didn't totally lose to the Taliban, we just withdrew because our 20 years is done.

    • @lalehiandeity1649
      @lalehiandeity1649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@spinning_ice1487 Retreat is a defeat condition.

    • @spinning_ice1487
      @spinning_ice1487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lalehiandeity1649 Do you even know why US helped Afghanistan?

  • @CallieMasters5000
    @CallieMasters5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Yeah, but is Afghanistan the Empire of Graveyards?
    (Seriously, lots of people have been killed there.)

    • @Chris14_
      @Chris14_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      don't

    • @theanglo-lithuanian1768
      @theanglo-lithuanian1768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its more like the graveyard of.... Pretty much everyone.

    • @eatinsomtin9984
      @eatinsomtin9984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theanglo-lithuanian1768 Lithuanians are very nice

    • @markuskane7280
      @markuskane7280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooh, way to be edgy and have an original opinion

    • @atalbarak2543
      @atalbarak2543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      While in fight with pakhtuns in arachosia (now kandahar) and said, I am involved in the land of leonine (lion-like) and brave people, where every foot of the ground is like a well of steel, confronting my soldiers. You have brought only one son into the world but everyone in this land can be called an Alexander.

      "Alexander The Great"
      This is a letter Alexander himself wrote to his mother, you can check it in google too. here is a difference between invading and conquering. No one ever conquered it. It was allowed to rule their own area and make their own rules for giving some 🪙 or resources to the invaders. Alexander didn't lose the amount of the troops in his all campaigns than he lost just fighting Backtrians ( today's Pashtoon, Pakhtoon, Pathan, Batan....). . Same was with Mongol and other empires. It was left to rule as they wish and like.

  • @PHONGNguyen-fz6pq
    @PHONGNguyen-fz6pq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Afganistan: graveyard of empires
    Vietnam: i can see

  • @nickmcgargill6216
    @nickmcgargill6216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    *"I am the Channel."*
    -James Bissonnette
    Any form of opposition to his supremacy is treason then.

    • @njb1126
      @njb1126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TH-cam: in the name of patreon and all its HM channel members your wealth is confiscated mr bissonette
      James: are you threatening me TH-cam?
      YT: history matters will decide your fate
      James: I AM HISTORY MATTERS
      YT: Not yet
      James: it’s treason then...

    • @corv3007
      @corv3007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@njb1126 James:"pulls out credit card"

    • @njb1126
      @njb1126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@corv3007 money talks

  • @cyclonegames9215
    @cyclonegames9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This video aged like a fine wine. God bless the algorithm.

    • @federicomauri6208
      @federicomauri6208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I try to understand if it's a good or a bad thing.

  • @thommunistmanifesto
    @thommunistmanifesto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:44 The dude on the left lost his arm

  • @itsblitz4437
    @itsblitz4437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Glad you finally found a chance to cover the topic of Afghanistan.

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1981

    You can tell it is the graveyard of empires when even History Matters was forced to take the video down about Afghanistan

    • @azazel688
      @azazel688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Afghanistan comin in guns blazing.

    • @matthewbadley5063
      @matthewbadley5063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Afghanistan to become graveyard of youtube channels?

    • @EatMyShortsAU
      @EatMyShortsAU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yeah Britain, USSR and now the USA all got their asses handed to them after they invaded.

    • @greenkoopa
      @greenkoopa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @jerikrazik4707
      @jerikrazik4707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      USSR gor manhandled I guess they corrupted a generation with vodka (hadief) Britian conquered all afganistan for longer than Jerusalem was a kingdom and the USA had a 50 to one ratio in kills with the population suffering mightily when the terrorists took up spots in towns making each town push them to the mountains. to this day Afganistan stands free which shouldn't have happened due to all the factors against it. Also they lost like 20% of their population to migration and fled. The Germans in particular were so deadly they nearly killed the Drug trade making pakistan ask the US when the term of duty was the Germans would go home. Almost all of the Polish forces came home alive and the British accomplished all their objectives in a 1/3rd of the time. If we wage war for regime change know we will always go home, then how do we know if it succeeds. If the attacks dont make news and the regime stands...... so USA crushed Afganistan

  • @jeanlannes4375
    @jeanlannes4375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I would say Russia deserves the title of graveyard of empires more as it was Russia who ended Napoleons and Hitlers Empire

    • @RodolfoGaming
      @RodolfoGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ehm more like Napoleon and Hitler shotthemselves in the foot by invading Russia when they didn't have to

    • @alexjsj3313
      @alexjsj3313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Don't forget King Charles the 7th of Sweden

    • @sackeshi
      @sackeshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Only because Hitler split the troops Moscow would have fallen.

    • @themouthofsauron7550
      @themouthofsauron7550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The Mongols made pretty easy work of it. Poland and Napoleonic France both captured Moscow as well.

    • @azazel688
      @azazel688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I don’t think it would be fair to call Russia a graveyard of empires because it was it’s own empire and quite a large one at that, hence why it wouldn’t really fit them very well.

  • @gagandeepsinghgrewal6032
    @gagandeepsinghgrewal6032 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Well now USA is added to the list as well(2023)

    • @Quareque
      @Quareque 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      US still exist.

    • @crimson6397
      @crimson6397 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Quareque Yeah and our influence is rapidly fading. China is expected to the be the world's next superpower. Time will tell if the "American Empire" will last.

  • @Mur76ad70
    @Mur76ad70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Peace be upon you. Greetings from the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan from Afghanistan. Greetings to all of you. My message to the world. Who wants good relations with us, we Afghans are welcome. Or whoever wants to approach our country or occupy it, we will bury him there as we buried Britain, the Russians and America. We are a nation that loves death as you love life. Our nation, our religion, Islam is number one, our dignity, freedom and honor number two, so we are 40 years old fighting for the independence of our country and the freedom of our nation. No one plays with us Afghans because he will regret it

  • @aasimkhalid3754
    @aasimkhalid3754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    America: *sweats anxiety*

  • @dutchministryofdefence604
    @dutchministryofdefence604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    this may need a update

  • @LahtariFIN
    @LahtariFIN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    A bit suprised to see an animated version of the Finnish painting "The Wounded Angel" by Hugo Simberg there at the end. Having been independent for only a 100 years, we are a bit lacking in the "famous historical painters" -departement. When asked about historical figures in Finnish culture, Sibelius is usually the only one foreigners are able to mention. But well done, and your animated version does the original painting justice :)

    • @RealGestumblindi
      @RealGestumblindi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, I'm a foreigner (Swiss), and off the top of my head, I can at least mention Sibelius, Mannerheim, Paavo Nurmi, and Alvar Aalto. Oh, and some other composers than Sibelius, such as Kaija Saariaho, Kalevi Aho, or Aulis Sallinen, but that's probably not typical for a Swiss, I'm just particularly interested in classical music :-)

  • @arturkarpinski164
    @arturkarpinski164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Even Alexander the Great was humbled by that region, he took a wife there to make peace!!!!

    • @funnyclips4550
      @funnyclips4550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Plot twist:he invaded because he wanted a girl from that region

    • @ismailsafi2755
      @ismailsafi2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@funnyclips4550 Did he win?

    • @rameenaayan3248
      @rameenaayan3248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@funnyclips4550 how to get a gf?
      Google: Tinder ad
      Bing: Invade Afghanistan

    • @sowdha79
      @sowdha79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rameenaayan3248
      ok man that is seriously dark humour......

    • @rajrathore2
      @rajrathore2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about Chandragupta ?

  • @LOrco_
    @LOrco_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Only the OGs will remember the first upload of this video

  • @knightornstein5902
    @knightornstein5902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Oh algorithm, for a bunch of code you sure have a sense of humor.

  • @persononyoutube8666
    @persononyoutube8666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The reign of James Bizonette as the only Patreon is over, may the rest rise to the occasion!

  • @jadilzoca4971
    @jadilzoca4971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I've seen this one this one is a classic

  • @jm-dv7tl
    @jm-dv7tl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:28 I know how large the Mongol Empire is but I just loved this part

  • @risannd
    @risannd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    It ages well.

  • @AlteryxGaming
    @AlteryxGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Reupload for the patreons at the end?
    Edit: Yup

  • @samuel....986
    @samuel....986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The TH-cam recommended it to me right now damn

  • @leptismagna9424
    @leptismagna9424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So that means how much time left for USA?

    • @deprogramm
      @deprogramm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It won’t effect the USA just as it didn’t effect anyone

    • @Dante.-
      @Dante.- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well Britain still exist

  • @Blue5wirl
    @Blue5wirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Holding on to it was another matter entirely" could be the subtitle of any book about any empire.

  • @CG-yq2xy
    @CG-yq2xy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The answer to this question (in a paraphrased way) is sort of. Many empires did conquer the region but a close study of the place shows that this form of 'conquest' was basically paying/appointing a local representative to being their vassal and basically leaving them to their own affairs only to call on them in case of serious strife. That's what the Persians, Turkic empires and later on the British did; after the last ones learned the hard way. Any direct rule by foreigners resulted in well, you all know the Soviet and American experience. As far as I can recall only really two people broke that pattern, Alexander the Great (who married into the region) and the Mongols (who had to convert to Islam, after marrying into the region). So yeah.

    • @atalbarak2543
      @atalbarak2543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      While in fight with pakhtuns in arachosia (now kandahar) and said, I am involved in the land of leonine (lion-like) and brave people, where every foot of the ground is like a well of steel, confronting my soldiers. You have brought only one son into the world but everyone in this land can be called an Alexander.

      "Alexander The Great"
      This is a letter Alexander himself wrote to his mother, you can check it in google too. here is a difference between invading and conquering. No one ever conquered it. It was allowed to rule their own area and make their own rules for giving some 🪙 or resources to the invaders. Alexander didn't lose the amount of the troops in his all campaigns than he lost just fighting Backtrians ( today's Pashtoon, Pakhtoon, Pathan, Batan....). . Same was with Mongol and other empires. It was left to rule as they wish and like.

    • @aksmex2576
      @aksmex2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The British paid Afghanistan money to be it's protectorate. While Indian princes had to pay tribute to the British. That says alot. And after ww1 Afghanistan started a war to win it's independence off of Britain, which arguably hurt it because they lost alot of revenue and lost good relations with Britain which is fairly important, considering how large UK was after ww1.

    • @LuisBrito-ly1ko
      @LuisBrito-ly1ko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The US didn’t want to directly rule Afghanistan. What the fuck 😂

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LuisBrito-ly1ko we have a million bases over there.

    • @kabulipalaulecker6928
      @kabulipalaulecker6928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LuisBrito-ly1ko the soldiers acted arrogant you don't do that to an afghan without consequences.

  • @cadhiyemurshid9569
    @cadhiyemurshid9569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    who is here after taliban just seized KABUL and the US totally evacuated. surely Afghanistan yet again proved they are the graveyard of empires.

    • @highcouncil1302
      @highcouncil1302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not really

    • @operez6519
      @operez6519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did you not watch the video or just posted for attention?

    • @cow_tools_
      @cow_tools_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@operez6519 It's the graveyard of Empires in that their dreams and soldiers go there to die for nothing, not necessarily that it causes the Empire to collapse.

    • @operez6519
      @operez6519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cow_tools_ That can be said in just about anywhere where a war was lost

    • @cow_tools_
      @cow_tools_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@operez6519 In strategy game terms, 'Afghanistan' would be synonymous with 'Max Difficulty'.

  • @ImJotaroKujo
    @ImJotaroKujo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    It’s a huge trap for superpowers 😂
    For 21 years, the US has spent $2.26 trillion on this war. All for them to get fully encircled in 2 weeks.

    • @antiochus87
      @antiochus87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine if instead they'd just divided that money between the Afghan population, or spent it on infrastructure. I seriously doubt it would have cost so much blood.

    • @alexblackhills4752
      @alexblackhills4752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antiochus87 They did give money to the government, and infraestructure was built. The same is happening with Palestine and North Korea, the USA sends them help every year.

    • @antiochus87
      @antiochus87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexblackhills4752 Where do you think most of that money actually went though? As for North Korea and Palestine, those are two totally different situations so not comparable in how directly connected the US was/is involved.

    • @alexblackhills4752
      @alexblackhills4752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antiochus87 Where the money goes is not America's responsibility. The fact is America and other Western countries have been helping other nations for some time. People just don't know about it because the leaders of these nations don't want to give credit to the West. The Taliban themselves refused help from the UN in 1900's and let over 100.000 people starve to death.

    • @antiochus87
      @antiochus87 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexblackhills4752 So if you spend money on something, you don't care where it goes? Maybe this situation wouldn't have happened if the US did care more. Of course it's the US responsibility when the money goes towards bribes to warlords that undermine the supposed state they they claimed they were trying to build.
      In fact that's an ironic claim considering how in much of the world the US wields its economic clout as a club to batter critics in the Global South into submission, and forcing them to meet their demands to support the US' corporate interests. Lots of this money comes with demands attached.
      But we should also distinguish between countries that are occupied and countries that are at least nominally independent.
      As for the Taliban, I assume you mean the 1990s. That is in line with what I'd expect from them, but I wouldn't include the now-deceased US-supported Afghan government or Palestine (occupied by Israel) with the likes of Taliban Afghanistan or North Korea.

  • @auritro3903
    @auritro3903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1989: us laughs at ussr for losing a war in Afghanistan.
    3 decades later: Instant karma

  • @abdullahabu6439
    @abdullahabu6439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the breaking glass sound effect everytime he mentions the fall of Empires

  • @michaelrizka
    @michaelrizka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:39 "no other contributing factors"
    Stinger missiles that takes down countless Mi-24 Hind: *sad American noise

  • @locomotivesteam9334
    @locomotivesteam9334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    History Matters: They became friends,
    History Matters: Just kidding.

  • @redvorno
    @redvorno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You can't fool us, we know that James Bissonette was the only patron here!

  • @215Days
    @215Days 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:58
    You forgot to mention, that...Before that coup, there was another in 1973 which established a Republican one-party autocracy under Daud Khan's command.
    Daud had some socialist views and even nationalized banks, but he wasn't exactly fond of Communists, this would be a catalyst to the 1978 coup itself.
    Also, there isn't much evidence that the Soviet Union actually helped in the "Saur Revolution", although I can't blame the speculation considering that USSR was paranoid even then, thinking Kabul will have influence from NATO.
    Considering all this, you could argue that Daud's government wasn't exactly legit, neither was PDPA. But if you argue that it is, then we go back to...Invasion of USSR, it was actually not an invasion at all if PDPA is a legit government.
    The whole history of Afghanistan is just a proof of "Time is Chaos" and "Destiny is Unreal", in other words, what should have been predictable might have been but it wasn't.
    I love the history of Afghanistan because of how chaotic it is, but for the people that suffer it, I know it's terrible.

  • @daddyelon4577
    @daddyelon4577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    US : withdrawal
    Me : this didn’t age well

  • @HeavenlyWarrior
    @HeavenlyWarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    USA runned away from Afeghanistan recently that probably means the USA empire is about to colapse, fortunately.

    • @deprogramm
      @deprogramm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never gonna happen

    • @HeavenlyWarrior
      @HeavenlyWarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deprogramm All empires die, it's just a matter of time. The Roman empire took centuries to die but it did.

  • @davebowman9000
    @davebowman9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "But fun fact: No" That delivery makes me believe HM is a child of Rogal Dorn

  • @TheBuckeyeHistoryGuy1776
    @TheBuckeyeHistoryGuy1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:10 😐 Well…….. it’s was a good 240yr run

  • @koleksi_figura
    @koleksi_figura 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Now add US to the list

    • @thejedicounciloffical
      @thejedicounciloffical 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The U.S. didn’t collapse

    • @Hispano-Mexicano
      @Hispano-Mexicano 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@thejedicouncilofficalin the future they colapse. Bismillah, Allahu akbar.

    • @thejedicounciloffical
      @thejedicounciloffical 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Hispano-Mexicano We will see about that.

  • @Luboman411
    @Luboman411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Achaemenid Empire held on to Afghanistan for 200 years or so, and the Sassanid Empire held on for a good 300 years. The Umayyad Caliphate held on to it for about 100 years, along with the Abbasid Caliphate, which had it for another 100 years or so. Then the Mughals had control of it for a good 100 years too. So it's not IMPOSSIBLE to keep Afghanistan for a while in one's empire. Just that one had to do it the right way. Which the British did not, the Russians did not, and the Americans did not.

    • @i_likemen5614
      @i_likemen5614 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea it's because the Persians don't try to make their Iranian brothers more Persian

    • @dawah93
      @dawah93 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the ummayad and abbasid didnt have them entirely and second of all afg had other empires in some of these periods too lol

  • @vilzupuupaa4680
    @vilzupuupaa4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Props for using the finnish work of art "haavoittunut enkeli" in your outro.

  • @MrJackOfAllTraits
    @MrJackOfAllTraits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm here from 5 months in the future and the US has withdrawn troops. They too were defeated in Afghanistan

    • @michelleburkholder2547
      @michelleburkholder2547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Our so called leaders need to be held accountable

    • @jonathanbosak8581
      @jonathanbosak8581 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michelleburkholder2547 Biden did god with the quiting of the troops out of there ,that US invading Afganistan shouldn't have hapend to beging with

    • @iliard5648
      @iliard5648 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but they werent tho lol they got what they wanted nobody cares to own a peace of uncivilised land in the middle of asia of course after you take its minerals like America did

    • @shlomoshlomo963
      @shlomoshlomo963 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michelleburkholder2547 how? They did good , the taliban would have taken control anyway the sooner the better

  • @anilreddy7592
    @anilreddy7592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    u can also America to this list of U.S.S.R and britan

    • @mariaw9983
      @mariaw9983 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great Britain

  • @ahmedahm1
    @ahmedahm1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Add the US of A please to this animation.

  • @miklosszabo4551
    @miklosszabo4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Here in Hungary we have a saying that goes something like this: We'll be at the funeral of anyone who tries to bury us. Checked out with the Ottomans, Hapsburgs and Soviets so far

    • @MsLogjam
      @MsLogjam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Nazi Germany.

    • @Lusitanean
      @Lusitanean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MsLogjam Nah, the germans were allies

    • @Darklord4665tr
      @Darklord4665tr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ottomans live a lot after leaving Hungary Ottoman Empire end in 1923.

    • @miklosszabo4551
      @miklosszabo4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Darklord4665tr But we are still here and they are not, saying stands.

    • @Lusitanean
      @Lusitanean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@miklosszabo4551 So what about the turks? They’re ottomans under a new name

  • @morganv7895
    @morganv7895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Here’s a really good question:
    How did the Kingdom of Hawaii maintain independence until US annexation?

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    man this didn't age well, wait no it did

  • @shahedamere6976
    @shahedamere6976 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Afghanistan be like
    I’m not here with you
    Your in here with me

  • @DeHeld8
    @DeHeld8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Let's hope, despite the explanation in this video, the US-Empire dies soon enough though. Maybe the PRC can then invade and then also have their empire die.

  • @anthonydpearson
    @anthonydpearson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:56 Me, an American: “haha, must suck to be broke, to have tribal factions, and distrust on government”

  • @orbiter277
    @orbiter277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “To Begin” and it’s just Yuri Gagarin floating in space

  • @isacctavares1368
    @isacctavares1368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well.....here we are boyos.

  • @Numba003
    @Numba003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That sash at 1:18 is gold lol. Stay well out there everybody, and God bless you friends.😊

  • @yuushwo
    @yuushwo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Add the US to that list

  • @notfunnydidntlaugh4504
    @notfunnydidntlaugh4504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've already watched this, but the algorithm is... funny like that.

  • @safiullahshah4848
    @safiullahshah4848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It has not become graveyard of empires but Graveyard of its own people sadly...

    • @dwillbecancelledsoon4086
      @dwillbecancelledsoon4086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Any people that invent something like bacha bazi is hard to feel sorry for.

  • @familygash7500
    @familygash7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *VIDEO SUGGESTION:*
    What the heck exactly happened in Afghanistan after The Soviets left?

    • @JakubNaceradsky
      @JakubNaceradsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They tried Democracy Alliance (North Alliance), but then traditional tribes fighted back and Taliban happened...

    • @drswag0076
      @drswag0076 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the Taliban rose to power and staged their own coup and held the state until 2001 in the wake of 9/11 the group is still a thorn in the Afghans' sides.

    • @michealal1414
      @michealal1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JakubNaceradsky it didn't work because Pakistan didn't want peace to be present . They backed gulbuddin hekmatyar and then the Taliban .plain and simple

  • @jamespatterson8689
    @jamespatterson8689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    some say that James Bisonette is the true graveyard of empires

  • @ogbevalentine4160
    @ogbevalentine4160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Here after US withdrawal