Dies To Removal Episode 9: 7 Highly Annoying Habits Of Magic: The Gathering Players

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  • @TolarianCommunityCollege
    @TolarianCommunityCollege  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Forgotten Ways To Play Magic: The Gathering: th-cam.com/video/IyqoM5Pmu5o/w-d-xo.html

    • @theBlueFox2
      @theBlueFox2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm loving the Twin Peaks VHS collection. Is that the entire series? That's my favorite psychological horror series.

    • @samw9906
      @samw9906 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      in regards to #3 I cannot spare the money to get the amount of tokens my Rhys deck pumps out and be able to rightfully bring it to a tournament, (see; why yugioh added a max deck limit) unless you want me running around with a trolley crew of knight tokens elf tokens elf knight tokens beast tokens citizen tokens vampire tokens Spirit tokens(cause I can get upwards of 300 each and they come in multiple colors) so please deal with my single token of each, each baring a 999 counter okay.

    • @samw9906
      @samw9906 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rhys, the Redeemed (is the card I am referring too)
      and in regards to taps an untapped i always try to have a counter to represent tapped and untapped (i get those 3 digit spin counters and adjust them s necessary)

  • @CasualIvory
    @CasualIvory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    "Many magic the gathering players ask the question: 'is it worth it to buy Irish Spring Body Wash?'"

    • @kiria1975
      @kiria1975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Irish Spring is my boi

    • @AreCeeEffEx
      @AreCeeEffEx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I loved Irish spring until I found out I have eczema and anything but Dove turns me into Killer Croc

    • @oriondye3212
      @oriondye3212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That stuff burns my skin

    • @Hayden-vf1ss
      @Hayden-vf1ss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      For April Fools Prof should do a soap review

    • @x4rchm4gex
      @x4rchm4gex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Excellent

  • @cpitts385
    @cpitts385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    God this whole podcast is an example of why the professor is great.

  • @22Tidus
    @22Tidus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    Wizards Of The West Coast should release a soap/hygiene product called “Magic The Lathering”

    • @tombearpark4617
      @tombearpark4617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I like this comment

    • @kylejones5518
      @kylejones5518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Get this on shark tank

    • @dragonstryk7280
      @dragonstryk7280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My housemate makes d20 soaps. You can even get them scented.

    • @TheSouthwestBoyz
      @TheSouthwestBoyz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think it’s Yugioh that can throw you out for your hygiene... or lack of it.

    • @rayk5785
      @rayk5785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen to that.
      I have a +1/+1 because of my “enchanted evening” body wash. Blue aura. 🧼

  • @cladgreenhero5576
    @cladgreenhero5576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Mad respect for admitting your hygiene issues you had as a kid to your fanbase. It was very brave and goodwilled toward "many magic the gathering players" who you genuinely helped in this video. Good work

  • @NebulousSpacePotato
    @NebulousSpacePotato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    Everyone repeat after me: 👏 IF 👏YOU 👏 CAN 👏 AFFORD 👏 LEGACY 👏 YOU 👏 CAN 👏 AFFORD 👏 SOAP 👏

    • @coltonhathaway4944
      @coltonhathaway4944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And modern. Im a modern player and i see people playing with 300-1000 dollar decks, and smell like they havent wiped their cheeks in a month

    • @coltonhathaway4944
      @coltonhathaway4944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And this was before the whole toilet paper scare by the way

    • @emyron1843
      @emyron1843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@baconbenjidestroyer I... I'm sry?

    • @frsk6460
      @frsk6460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      funny thing is my friends mock me for taking care way to much of my hygiene. what can i say i heat sweat and stench.

    • @notyourtypicalcomicreader4805
      @notyourtypicalcomicreader4805 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emyron1843 He meant what he said

  • @TechProducerOfPi
    @TechProducerOfPi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I personally feel like I take losses too personally when I’m with my friends because I start to feel as if everyone is now looking down on me or my deck because I couldn’t pull a win. I really want to change that about myself so I can actually enjoy a game even after losing

    • @underscore_5450
      @underscore_5450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I find myself in similar situations, but for different reasons. My decks are fairly powerful, and I'm usually capable of winning before my opponents have even caught up to me. But I don't because I want to keep playing the game. Then I end up losing because one of their decks ramps up faster than I was expecting and takes me out. Then they gloat about how easy it was to beat me. I should just try and take them out asap, but I enjoy building up massive armies with my opponents and then battling it out.

    • @austindarling9595
      @austindarling9595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Win or lose doesn't matter to me as long as it's a good battle. I hate the games that are over in the first few turns from super aggressive decks or crazy infinite combo

    • @thedorkydoodlesden
      @thedorkydoodlesden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I take winning too hard. I feel guilty because I've gone and eliminated someone from our fun game. Someone I'm close with and who I care about. And I went and killed them. Which is why I intend to be more callous and try and take more joy in the few instances I manage to stomp my buddies.

    • @GrayVMhan
      @GrayVMhan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I call my more low powered decks "kingmakers" as they don't usually win but can influence the game enough to where I can more or less pick who wins and honestly after stomping my playgroup for the first year or so I do find it more enjoyable

    • @skia-morph
      @skia-morph 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      learning how to lose is just as important as learning how to win, I think
      how to learn from it and improve, and how to not get too upset. in the end, it's just another game of Magic, and that's what you're here for right?

  • @Zomburai45
    @Zomburai45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    That opening skit was effing brilliant
    That punchline was amazing

    • @guybrushthreepwood8174
      @guybrushthreepwood8174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha he Hollywood him pretty hard

    • @Davidbruun
      @Davidbruun 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't get it. Maybe I'm too new to MTG?

    • @Zomburai45
      @Zomburai45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Davidbruun It's not really an MtG-centered gag.
      The intro has the Professor acting like he thinks Vince is a fan, not recognizing him as the co-host of his channel's show--politely trying to excuse himself out of the conversation as quickly as possible, thinking he wants an autograph, taking a selfie.
      The last line turns it around and reveals that he knows who Vince is, he's just a deluded asshole. (When going for self-deprecating jokes, the Professor often paints himself as a deluded jerk who's barely even aware of other people.)

    • @leanin2it
      @leanin2it 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Davidbruun hehe. I think the punchline was basically, “you’re acting like I don’t know you” after acting like he didn’t know him, which confirmed the perspective that he was acting that way out of a “Hollywood” elitism, rather than accidentally being dismissive :)

  • @FalseEdgeHEMA
    @FalseEdgeHEMA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Professor, about the hygiene, that was a very personal story you told and I deeply appreciate you opening yourself up in that way! That took some balls, and I respect you so much more for it!

  • @romeoaltairegarcia401
    @romeoaltairegarcia401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +969

    If you can afford magic the gathering cards, you can afford soap! :))

    • @BinarySecond
      @BinarySecond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And toothpaste...I've sat across from so many people and you can see the plaque on their teeth and it's rancid. Edit: My partner has a good trick for this, she always carries gum because it's a really innocent thing to offer someone especially if you're having some yourself.

    • @jeremiahbachmann3901
      @jeremiahbachmann3901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bubble Gum Rules!!!

    • @Thomeyis
      @Thomeyis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      And then they begin chewing with their mouth open and you consider suicide

    • @Kajiyaification
      @Kajiyaification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who takes a shower with soap, no wonder people stink. Gotta atleast use some shower gel

    • @WarhavenSC
      @WarhavenSC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But even if they've washed with soap that very morning, as soon as they start sweating, it can make some people's armpits smell REALLY bad. Deodorant and/or antiperspirant is an important 2nd step.

  • @mgrizzlybair
    @mgrizzlybair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    At one time, I was looking to get into more competitive play. On the advice of a friend, I started training myself to constantly flick my cards, specifically to distract my opponents.
    I actually did rethink my life because of that.

    • @xXCigarXx
      @xXCigarXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't know it's just a passive thing I do while I'm thinking...I also tend to chew on the inside of my lip,and being angry at people's subconscious ticks is fucking stupid.

    • @Chance57
      @Chance57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@xXCigarXx it's a learned behavior designed specifically to give yourself an out of game advantage. whether you're conscious of that is irrelevant.
      Excusing bad and unsportsmanlike behavior because someone doesn't want to introspect and cut it out is frankly pathetic.

    • @zawarudo497
      @zawarudo497 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chance57 some people have adhd or autism asshole

    • @frostasaurus2190
      @frostasaurus2190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xXCigarXx The comment was literally about people doing it on purpose.

    • @hhjhj393
      @hhjhj393 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can I ask you what your goal is? Like why do people play these games in the first place? Are you playing 100% to win no matter what and to be the absolute best? Are you playing so that you can meet people and hopefully friends?
      If you are trying to be the 100% best or whatever then do what you want, but if you are trying to meet friends and stuff the being annoying is probably not the best strategy.
      I think men have a fantasy of, "oh if I am at the best at something people will finally like me and respect me", bad strategy IMO lol. If you are annoying know one is going to want to deal with you surprise surprise. Would YOU tolerate someone who is annoying to you, NO, so why would you expect other people to tolerate you? What makes you special?
      Truth is that if you are annoying to me I am not going to want to be anywhere near you. That's the REALITY of the situation.

  • @andrewboyko8304
    @andrewboyko8304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Prof: Next week: the seven highly annoying habits of the professor.
    Vince: ONLY SEVEN!?

    • @jakewarrensford8418
      @jakewarrensford8418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd say the intro and outro music to his videos are the most annoying lol

  • @hiebram
    @hiebram 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Three minutes in, and "legally distinct Tarmagoyf" earns a thumbs up.

  • @thebestguyaround9
    @thebestguyaround9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Prof: So I just beat you in a game, and I want to be a gracious winner. What should I do?
    Vince: Plug my channel

    • @gabrielazolini6069
      @gabrielazolini6069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Prof: "Oh, do you have a youtube channel?"

  • @orgazmo686971
    @orgazmo686971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    7: Bad Hygiene 6:35
    6: Joke Overkill 17:40
    5: Communication During Gameplay 23:50
    4: Card Flicking 32:20
    Bonus Giving Players Grief About Art/Border 38:25
    3: Coming Unprepared To An Event (No Tokens, etc.) 40:40
    2: Being A Bad Winner 47:35
    1: Being A Bad Loser 52:15

    • @elsten24
      @elsten24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you

  • @ReplayStation
    @ReplayStation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Don't feel bad talking about hygiene. Wash yo stank self. But it's not just Magic players. It's comic or anime conventions, it's arcades, it's essentially anywhere where people with less-than-perfect social skill congregate. Good hygiene is part of good social skills.

    • @grantmacdougall3961
      @grantmacdougall3961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So your nicely saying any where fat lazy food in the beard haven't showed in a week has had the same clothes on for days in a row ( that never get washed) congregate? Lol!!!!!

    • @cdreid99999
      @cdreid99999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's people of any sort with an obsession. IT's really a kind of mild mental illness and it happens to a lot of us. It happened to me when i learned programming and when i built a business online. You ONLY care about that thing. Thats the reason we should try to disuade people when we see that behavior. IT's hard to do though because when youre in that mindset its probably partially because youre avoiding contact with anyone who isnt just like you

    • @kevinholmes3587
      @kevinholmes3587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      confidence and hygeine also are correlated

    • @GeekandGlory
      @GeekandGlory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As someone who has spent a lot of time at anime conventions, I can second that it is not just MTG players who don't know what soap and water is.

    • @Gardureth
      @Gardureth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cdreid99999 On that side note, going to a Magic gamenight should effectivly disrupt said obsession session.
      Youre actually going to meet different people, take a shower. There is NO reason not to take a shower.

  • @Bibbedibabbedibu
    @Bibbedibabbedibu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    On the Bonus Habit: I have an Omnath EDH deck which runs like 30 basic lands. Every Forest and every Mountain in the deck is different artwork from all different sets. For me this was one way of "blinging" out the deck. since there are so many basics in it I wanted each one to be unique (which is actually quite fitting for commander). It rarely ever happens that people notice the different basics, but if they do they usually find the idea great.

    • @bripost
      @bripost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I do this as well. So much great artwork to enjoy! As you said, it's rarely noticed but it's always well received.

    • @LordsServant4ever
      @LordsServant4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That IS an awesome idea!

  • @bartrabelo
    @bartrabelo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    59:00 Last year I went to my LGS for our weekly Modern. I was very, very quiet and silent (usually I'm extremely social and outgoing). My opponent (a guy I barely knew) asked if there was anything wrong after I beat him (with Merfolk, yay us!) and I dropped: "last week my wife divorced me". I was in a very bad place and did my best (actually worst) to alienate everyone and everything around me.
    He went on to support me and gave very kind words. The guy I just beat very badly. He was amazing and I'm proud to call him a friend nowadays.
    Everyone may have a bad day or be in a dark place, but with proper communication and a little help from our friends, anything can improve. And that's the beauty of playing a social, interactive and diverse game such as MTG, we should always learn how to improve as players while eliminating bad habits.
    And yeah. Showering and brushing teeth everyday, for Richard Garfield's sake. At least once a day. At least.

    • @aboynameddrew8284
      @aboynameddrew8284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sorry four your divorce. That's an awesome story of what the community can do. Thanks for sharing!

  • @trixer230
    @trixer230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I had a player once tell me his bad hygiene was a stratagem because the smell caused his opponents to not be able to focus on the game... I was floored.

  • @ZhangHe2369
    @ZhangHe2369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    When it comes to tokens, the minimum you need is three. The three states represented being tapped, untapped, and summoning sick. Then you can use dice to count how many of each. This matters more for the huge amount of tokens like a Last hope ult, empty the warrens or stuff like that.
    Also a thing for storm players, keep a unsleeved basic land for each land type, then put dice on that land in order to count floating mana of the represented color. I also use an energy token or a storm crow in order to represent the storm count in the same way.

    • @carbunclegirl
      @carbunclegirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You only need 2 tokens, since Untapped and Summoning Sick are effectively the same in representing the boardstate.

    • @freyalesca
      @freyalesca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it gets complicated though if you have tokens that are getting counters on them, then i would say you need more

    • @cacs2201
      @cacs2201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carbunclegirl they actually are not... There are a few cards that only affect tapped cards, one example I have on my mind is Seal Away...

    • @carbunclegirl
      @carbunclegirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cacs2201 Yes, one token for tapped and one token for untapped is literally what I am saying. There is no difference between untapped and summoning sick, when displaying a board state.

    • @cacs2201
      @cacs2201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carbunclegirl there is
      Summoning sickness monsters can't be affected by cards that day "tapped" like Seal Away, they only can't attack

  • @adamchristopher6917
    @adamchristopher6917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Everyone keeps forgetting the true punchline to the Storm Crow Joke: Dies to Shock. Not Lightning Bolt. Just Shock.

  • @joshuajackson10
    @joshuajackson10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I used to manage a very large help desk with Dell and I had to have my fair amount of conversations about hygiene and I'll tell you, it never felt good. Props to both of you for addressing this, and remaining very kind about the topic. Thanks again.

  • @thekkidd3d
    @thekkidd3d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The Hygiene point was very well-made, while we should all be decent and welcoming to us, the other side of that is being decent and hygienic for others. It's kind of a two-way street.

  • @starchild24
    @starchild24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    *Brian Kibler has joined the chat*
    #4 - Card Flicki...
    *Brian Kibler has left the chat*

    • @jeremybds1901
      @jeremybds1901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Keep your cards still. No one needs to hear you flick your commons.

    • @notasas9882
      @notasas9882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      jeremy debraccio I do it as an alternative to shaking the table with my leg shaking.

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not As As I’ve been trying to cut down on it, ever since I’ve lost a game to it, I had slippery sleeves (new,) and I attacked all out as a “hells heart I stab at thee!” Gesture because this gross merfolk deck was crushing my cute pirate deck, and I threw my trumpet-blast (Dino stampede) across the table by accident... he blocked and I failed to steal that game...

    • @kiria1975
      @kiria1975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Card flicking helps me focus. It's probably one of the reasons I've never gotten a slow play warning.

  • @alan2here
    @alan2here 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I've just looked up the tower-shell.
    Big, Green, Tough
    Unblockable against blue.
    Attacks Slowly
    Giant Turtle!
    Nice flavour win :)

  • @Thewazzah
    @Thewazzah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Oh boy, the part about people watching over your shoulder when you play.... I didn't really get this until a few weeks ago when the CEDH group at my LGS arranged a Cedh casual tournament with unlimited number of proxies so we all could play high-level edh for fun! The event was great, but the first round left a bad taste. We had a pod with a Teferi chain, Meren stax, me in tasigur control and one random combo deck I can't remember. So out of the gate we knew it was gonna go long, and we had 60 min. So we play and everyone else finished like 40 min into the game. We go to time and we all have one turn each to try and win. Everyone, like 20 people, was standing around our table, watching, talking and sighing. And the teferi player started his turn and said he thought he could win, but it was the first time he played the deck so it was gonna take a moment for him to see the line. And he started doing his thing, trying to explain how he was gonna win which is not the exactly a 2-card combo, and keep in mind all the people hawking us. Some of the guys started complaining, so we could hear, how slow we were and how we should just go to the next game. And the poor guy tried to do his line as fast as he could. It got to the point where I had to turn around in my seat and say to the guys sighing and complaining that the had to calm down and respect that he was new and that they stressed us all out if our minds. And that they should just sit down and stop staring and sighing. Most did but some almost got offended. I'm 21.... I shouldn't have to tell grown men that it's stressful having them standing over you, judging you for 30 minutes straight...
    Otherwise it was a good game :D

    • @brothersofthebackrow
      @brothersofthebackrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HodorForHire fuck slow players

    • @mariannaark5899
      @mariannaark5899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm both new and generally slow and I'm glad that there'd be people sticking up for me!

    • @HunterLvyiXIII
      @HunterLvyiXIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mariannaark5899 we got you dude :)

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah you shouldn't give people that are new to cedh a deck such as Teferi

    • @missjack19
      @missjack19 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena people should mind their damn business and play at their damn tables instead of gawking at other players tables half the time being weirdos. Like you brought your own decks and I’m assuming your own friends to play with so go play and judge your friends instead of strangers you don’t know.

  • @Jonzin4BeatzNYC
    @Jonzin4BeatzNYC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    At FNM
    I always play out all my games, even when I'm losing every game. Some players just want to get games in and make friends. It's not always about winning or drop. Sometimes you can mentor a new payer since your striking out and not focused on your next match. Have FUN!

  • @thehalfa95
    @thehalfa95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I’ve found that the best way to break the ice and get conversation going is to have a ridiculous method of determining who goes first. I’ve done many Rock Paper Scissors matches, a breath holding contest, a thumb war, and staring contest before.

    • @tape5921
      @tape5921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm stealing the thumb war idea.

    • @sporkliftmctot
      @sporkliftmctot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In competitive REL it has to be random :P but for casual, you do you.

    • @TheMightyBattleSquid
      @TheMightyBattleSquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I play my first land "IN ATTACK POSITION." That usually works as an ice breaker while also making them laugh.

    • @Hitzel
      @Hitzel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@cutecommie I didn't know that was a Yugioh reference and I still thought it was funny :v

    • @cacs2201
      @cacs2201 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would hate you for that, really

  • @wyattwieber3036
    @wyattwieber3036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Issue 6 is Joke Overkill"
    Looks like Dredge got a new toy

  • @tulius123
    @tulius123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This show how culture is so different from one to another, in Brazil we are usually have 2 or 3 showers every day, in a very hot country with a very high humidity, staying too long without a shower is terrible

    • @rodzeroher
      @rodzeroher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It is also about water availability, Brazil and Mexico have the highest shower per week in the world, but in Europe showering daily in winter is nuts.

    • @ddwkc
      @ddwkc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@rodzeroher I don't think water availability is the factor per se, as Brazil has a big problem with water availability as well (it has a big semi-arid and savannah-like areas there that not many people mention because folks only know Amazon forest and it's not like they are small areas). Also, clean water isn't accessible to most of the population. Still Brazillians go out of their to wash themselves and be presentable in any social event/meeting.
      Also, not as bad as some European countries winter for sure, but the most densely populated areas in Brazil have very similar winters to the hotter parts of Europe. Because of the humidity of these areas, the cold will be sharper as well when it drops to 15C or less. I live in a dry area where winter temperature varies around 5C to 10C and it doesn't feel as bad as Sao Paulo 10C to 15C winter. Still they will go out of their way to wash. They may even lack proper showers and use more rudimentary means, but they will do it.
      It's a Brazillian thing that lot of non-Brazillians know about. They don't wash just to be clean per se. It's more to be presentable in public as well.

    • @TommysLittleWilly
      @TommysLittleWilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@ddwkcWater availability is a big issue in some places. Where I live in Australia (which is mostly hot) there is a town nearby with water-usage restrictions of 20 Litres per day. That isn't really enough to wash yourself, your clothes, and your dishes... and drink. So, obviously, something's gotta give.
      It's not a simple situation, but it is made even worse when younger people keep the hygiene attitudes of the older generation without considering how their lifestyles have changed. Smelling bad isn't such a big deal when you are a farmer standing with 3 other people in a windy field that is 50,000 hectares in size and you're covered in cow poop anyway... but standing in an LGS? Different story.
      What I (and a lot of people) do is pack an un-obtrusive deodorant in my carry-bag.

    • @ddwkc
      @ddwkc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TommysLittleWilly I understand that. I believe this is the norm is most places. I'm not saying this as a put down to anyone living in very cold or very dry areas. However, like I said, Brazil has also similar areas like Australia. Very desert-like, still they have the habit of taking a bath before going to do any social gathering. Personally I have no idea how the poor Brazilians manage that, still they do. It's not like they have a bath culture like East-Asians do, but this is a little known quirky behavior from them.

    • @MAnnnooo1
      @MAnnnooo1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was searching for a Brazilian name to ask if this lack of hygiene happens here on MTG events. Lol It would be surprising if it does.

  • @TimStamper89
    @TimStamper89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I still love this one so much
    The skit at the start when proff acknowledged he knows Vincent you then realise how much of a burn the "people and know and like" barb was a few moments earlier

  • @zoolog2012
    @zoolog2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I don't shower because i play zombies, adds flavor!

  • @Ifeno
    @Ifeno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Honestly, my number one issue is when people bring foreign versions of weird / complicated cards with no English copy of the card on hand. So many cards have complex / easily forgotten lines of text on them that can matter in niche situations and expecting your opponent to play against them off of memory alone is borderline cheating.

  • @tamorakowalski6255
    @tamorakowalski6255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I appreciate the comment about communication. Magic has been around so long now, that many of us who started in college with Alpha are into our 50s now. Until Mtg starts making large-print cards, especially during prereleases when the cards are often unfamiliar, I ask my opponents to announce power and toughness or allow me to look at the card closely because I can't read from that far away any longer. I swear sometimes it feels like I'm asking for a kidney when I request this!

    • @jamespooh2
      @jamespooh2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't understand why people get so bothered. Please take and read my cards. Ask questions or for me to repeat stuff. I would rather you understand than have a mix up later

    • @Harv88
      @Harv88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wear Glasses

    • @jamespooh2
      @jamespooh2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Harv88 they are glasses, not magnifying glasses. Cards have small print and sometimes a lot of text so they need to be picked up and read. Yes, I wear glasses.

  • @treasureberry7154
    @treasureberry7154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lol that intro was like the greatest thing when he's like yes Vince, you're acting like I don't know you

  • @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761
    @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Storm crow became a joke because it was top 8 in an ice age GP, specifically so you could play necropotence, then dig for FOW, to counter their necropotence. After that it became a joke that SC became the most important part of the deck.

    • @ZhangHe2369
      @ZhangHe2369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wasn't around for black summer but that was physically painful to read. That deck was ridiculous from my understanding.

    • @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761
      @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ZhangHe2369 I played mono red at the time, it was nuts

    • @Nanook128
      @Nanook128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Holy crap, is that why storm crow is such a meme?

    • @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761
      @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Nanook128 yeah. It could have been any card, but crow was the one they happened to have

  • @BlanktonFAB
    @BlanktonFAB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Players of other games have their own ”card flicking”. Hearthstone players often click frantically on the game board, live poker players play around with their chips in various ways etc.

    • @NB4fun
      @NB4fun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blanccosvn yeah before magic, I played competitive Pokémon TCG for years. Everyone “card flicked” and no one ever brought it up. Why magic players get irritated by this is beyond me.

    • @RandomCommenter955
      @RandomCommenter955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NB4fun Different Cultures I guess. I was a competitive YuGiOh Player before I joined the magic community and in YuGiOh we don't beat around the bush, the stench is remarkable and yugitubers have been making videos about it for years. No joke, Konami (the company who makes yugioh) legit released tournament rules a year or two ago that state that if you stink bad enough they can and will straight up refuse you entry. I believe it was something like that, that they can kick you out for stench. I do believe I remember them updating their rules and site and being like "please shower before the event" too 😄

    • @benhensley3621
      @benhensley3621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can the other players even see your clicks in HS?

    • @BrazenSolar
      @BrazenSolar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@benhensley3621 I don't think so yeah

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The last i checked the other person could not see the player clicking around the board

  • @achillefraisse4335
    @achillefraisse4335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I carry 16 polyraptor tokens with my gruul dinosaur deck and its still not enough

    • @HaeleeWood
      @HaeleeWood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lololol someone's got an infinite combo!

    • @cacs2201
      @cacs2201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is a polyraptor token?

    • @jrRabet
      @jrRabet 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i had a similar issue with my mirror sigil sargent deck.

    • @Eyckzim
      @Eyckzim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then you doin it right

    • @luislopez476
      @luislopez476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What i like to do is carry 3 tokens and 3 d20 the 3 tokens will be for the untapped/tapped/summoning sickness its proven to be quite effective

  • @imperialtutor8687
    @imperialtutor8687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Game courtesy speak is extremely important, you should announce every step. It is super annoying when people play fast and loose. Also it is much better for newcomers to follow steps and understand how the stack works.

  • @BloodyScythe666
    @BloodyScythe666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    so to sum this video up, it's about people being socially unskilled (or maybe intentionally ignorant)

    • @calebhortman1971
      @calebhortman1971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think that comes from the fact that magic the gathering is a game for people who aren't "normal" and are weird and strange. Not everyone is like this but some people are.

    • @greglott4977
      @greglott4977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's impossible to be intentionally ignorant. If you know what you are doing, you aren't ignorant.

    • @lucasoscar
      @lucasoscar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i would have said intentionally rude

    • @bryanbutchmartin9260
      @bryanbutchmartin9260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@calebhortman1971 But the thing is, I've always wondered why socially weird, fat, ugly, greasy, people flock to things like magic, yugioh, dnd and so on? How come clique stereotypes occur? And why do they tend to be proven correct.

    • @ryomaashikaga8798
      @ryomaashikaga8798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bryanbutchmartin9260 sorry for the necro, but honestly i am surprised that scientists havent done research on this stuff, consider it would be quite the interesting report/study

  • @filipjaredson4513
    @filipjaredson4513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "I don't want to smell like Gimli"
    Great quote! :)

    • @ImortalZeus13
      @ImortalZeus13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, smelling like beer, smoke, and musk would still be a better alternative than the nasty biological warfare I have been subjected to at my FLGS

  • @msheptak
    @msheptak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I wonder why deodorant companies haven’t started advertising at Magic events?🤔

    • @WarhavenSC
      @WarhavenSC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't see why not. They've already done it with razors... www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/03/02

    • @robschlank7023
      @robschlank7023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ROI isn't there ;)

    • @carbunclegirl
      @carbunclegirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because the average MTG player happily spends 1500$ on a Modern deck, but is too cheap to spend 2$ on a Coke, don't even start with Deo.

    • @Potapes
      @Potapes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deodorants really have bad smell. Personally I hate them as they usually use things inside on which I am allergic.

    • @CrabCrow
      @CrabCrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've been to a few gaming conventions where they hand out free samples.

  • @justinbailey1108
    @justinbailey1108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Glad to see another dies to removal. These are for sure my favorite videos you have made. Although your other content is great like product reviews. Thanks for the great videos

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I also love this series. Its because the episodes are so long i think. Cant get enough!
      These guys have some real passion for magic, they really care.

  • @doctordistracto8390
    @doctordistracto8390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Haven't been watching you guys long, just random stuff on for background. Wasn't sure how I felt about the prof until the art/border rant. Right the f on dude 0 lies detected.
    Back in my revised/4th era, whenever I noticed someone looking tilted after a loss I didn't leave them alone. I'd go back to the highlight reel and tell them either something I saw that they did awesome, or some time I felt I had to rush something or use a card sub optimally because I was scared of X they had, etc. 9 times out of 10 their face lights up and all of the sudden they're talking about what they love about their deck instead of dwelling on a tough loss late in a tourney. Give them their thunder back and if you pick a legitimate good play or combo they had so they can tell the compliment is genuine, they'll get back in the right head space to take it as a learning event. Maybe it's a different era now I don't know, your mileage may vary.

  • @Azonavox
    @Azonavox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I use Yugioh token as my tokens. I actually go out and look for tokens that look like what I’m casting, so my fliers all have wings and different fliers for different types of creatures and goblins things and soldiers. People usually get a kick out of it and I’ve enjoyed finding them. Some are pretty rare!

  • @armityle27
    @armityle27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I have to disagree on card flicking. I love the sound and the motions and it relaxes me IMMENSELY. But that being said, if someone asks me to stop, I will absolutely stop.

    • @enitsu-142
      @enitsu-142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stay70573 dats the important part! ^_^

    • @7fatrats
      @7fatrats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cool, but please please PLEASEEEE just make sure the other persons cool with it because it can be as annoying as banging the table, playing music, clicking a pen, ect ect.

  • @jqenvydic8077
    @jqenvydic8077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    With regard to card flicking, I would encourage people to watch the coverage of the final of MC Cleveland. The calm, collected, precise way that Autumn handles their cards is so refreshing. In my opinion it conveys a confidence and determination that is infinitely more intimidating than any amount of pointless flicking. Coverage remarked on numerous occasions on Autumn's countenance and I believe that the absence of flicking was a large part in projecting supreme confidence in their ability to play their deck.
    This was a great episode gentlemen . I thought you drew attention to some important issues. Moreover it would have been all too easy to have come across as preachy and you avoided this admirably in my opinion. One slight criticism if I may (and I recognise this may well just be a personal preference); I found how close Vince was to the camera throughout to be disconcerting. I respectfully suggest to sit further back. Look how the Professor frames himself in the shot for reference.

    • @whatever8509
      @whatever8509 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have a link?

    • @Caigga900
      @Caigga900 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whatever8509 I believe this is it. th-cam.com/video/q6muaSvWriw/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=PlayMTG

  • @ChrisJGunter
    @ChrisJGunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    There is an inherent (minor) contradiction, which makes this great: the individual needs/preferences vs the needs/preferences of the larger group. Most of these can be sorted to the label of 'do things within a reasonable limit' under the caveat that 'it doesn't entirely negatively affect those around you'. I enjoy flicking my cards, just like you enjoy silence. So, how do we resolve that impasse? Some could argue that interpreting the game in a 'cone of silence' is elitist and only one interpretation of how this game can be played. I like banter, and informality. I agree with the art (although some may argue that mismatching can be confusing and detrimental/ and somewhat deceitful in the context of gameplay); but, it just serves to substantiate my point...
    TLDR: Another person's flicking, is another person's silence. Let's just agree to a set of gameplay morays before the match, and have fun.

    • @Fivehe
      @Fivehe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well said

  • @jasonsmith7530
    @jasonsmith7530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I had all of these” is an appropriate response to “I would have won if”.

  • @CyberCheese392
    @CyberCheese392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    :Social Contracts" is a clear trigger word for the prof lmao

  • @halopgriffon
    @halopgriffon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very informative podcast :) I find that I can be a sore loser from time to time, but I tend to direct it at myself moreso than others. I always love the banter you two share while also providing very informative content. Looking forward to the next one.

  • @gammie6062
    @gammie6062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I unintentionally shuffle the cards in my hand. I don’t flick them but I’m sure there are plenty of others that do it without thinking about it.

    • @themutts910
      @themutts910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guilty of card shuffling myself but I don't see a problem with it because it fairly silent and hot distracting

    • @xXCigarXx
      @xXCigarXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do it too and it no where near the professor's rediculous bongo lesson or his beatnik jazz rhythm.

  • @petebedwellphotos
    @petebedwellphotos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    With number 4 - the card flicking - there are two levels. There is fiddling with your cards and then there is doing it very loudly and constantly, to the point where it is distracting to your opponent.
    There is an important distinction. As you guys mentioned a lot, it is about having respect for other people.

  • @1mad8ro
    @1mad8ro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    About the token thing. What I do in my krenko deck, I look for a goblin tokens that looks like the character is attacking (for instance the guilds of ravnica goblin) for tapped/attacking tokens and for the untapped tokens a sitting or just hanging character (ravnica allegiance or m15 goblin).

    • @andrewmaciejunes297
      @andrewmaciejunes297 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just bought 20 dragons of tarkir tokens. I call them fluffies. But when I have more than like 8 I resort to using two dice and two tokens to represent tapped/untapped goblins.

    • @JABarnes18
      @JABarnes18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wouter Castermans that’s actually genius.

  • @zeryphex
    @zeryphex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    45:20
    "Dime" comes from French which comes from Latin "decimus" which means "tenth" ... similar to "decimate" (to kill or kill every tenth soldier).

  • @aithnim
    @aithnim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Vince had a great filming setup and really nice lighting. I’d like to see the professor do something similar.

  • @jedediahgordon4064
    @jedediahgordon4064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    if you don't want to watch an hour long video-7- bad hygiene, 6- Joke Overkill, 5- Communication during Gameplay, 4- Card Flicking, 3- coming unprepaired for an event, 2- bad winners, 1- bad losers, bonus bad habit- giving players grief about art/border

  • @tonymatteson4634
    @tonymatteson4634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In regards to flicking your cards: I’ve actively had to set my hand down when I’m not actively planning on casting spells because it has become second nature to flick through my hand.

    • @Ragnaracc
      @Ragnaracc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I tend to even if I plan to play something I have my hand ready for it and then I put my hand on the table.

    • @Chance57
      @Chance57 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I play it like poker. Calmly. Cards on the table if I don't actively need them. I do think it's done deliciously a lot of the time to distract. If it was done strategically like some people claim, it's info neutral at best. A better strategy would be bait and switch for card positions in your hand. That's even if you think your opponent is making those mental notes.
      Forcing a push and having them to pick what you want them to with subtle manipulations is way better than a random draw because you've been non-stop shuffling your hand at light speed and is loudly as possible.

  • @cdanielh128
    @cdanielh128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fantastic video! As a person with autism I have had to overcome many social challenges. It is not easy but it is vital and respectful to others if you put yourself in a social situation. Have respect for yourself then those around you. Next, there can be a stigma to get into MTG and even with people I have known for a few years inviting me out there are so many unknowns in FNM. There are many positive people in this community but still I have been put off times from being a regular and over the years I have learned I am not alone. A feeling of, do I really want to work hard to learn this new game and new expansion and open myself up to the cool kids club of high school all over again. The game I love but being the, "Hey me too guys!", person all over again is not easy for anyone. The game is already overwhelming for newer players, then perhaps they are not great with people, (many of us nerds can be awkward), then you throw someone who almost feels like a bully or elitist in the mix, making you feel like an ass for wasting their time. Or maybe that person who has been in that shop for years is seriously bored with their deck that week thus a lack of communication or talking with other people but barely engaging the newer player even when they are asking questions. Finally being a bad sport as winners and losers and being the newer person, it can all add up to a not fun night for someone who paid to enjoy a game with others. I have had easier times getting into sports at the park with random supportive people or getting into a random D&D group than getting into the MTG community at times.

  • @Organicflava
    @Organicflava 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    To everybody watching this video: I am sorry I shuffle the cards in my hand. I don't flick them or make noise intentionally, I just have OCD and tend to fidget when I'm anxious or concentrating. The insides of my cheeks are chewed to all hell as well from this. I'm not trying to tilt you =[

  • @TheRichardson711
    @TheRichardson711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I like the card flicking argument. I'm 100% on the prof's side. I hate flicking.

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But the proff snaps his cards down on the table! It drives me nuts! I dont think he can say much then! :P

    • @gliath888
      @gliath888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People who shuffle their cards a thousand times before making a play are the absolute worst. That bothers me more then anything, and many pro players are guilty of it. Its those small tick like behavior that is for some reason irksome.. Like that person who keeps clicking their pen in class when their bored.

    • @unixtreme
      @unixtreme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gliath888 I do this out of habit, I picked it up when I played seriously, after drawing I would shuffle my hand a few times to not give information about what I just drew or maybe I was looking for. Sounds silly but if you see someone pick up a card and play it immediate you actually get information on where they are in terms on hand.

    • @gliath888
      @gliath888 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unixtreme I understand why people do it and there is a reasonable amount of shuffling/tactical misdirection and hiding tells that isn't bothersome, just like when playing Poker. What does bother me and many other people is when they are staring at their hand for a very long time, sigh, shuffle it a bunch times while looking at board, stare at hand again, rinse, repeat and extra 3-4 times before FINALLY making a really simple play. like Jesus christ. i understand you have difficult choice, and the outcome could very well decide the game, but other people just want to play and get it over with and dont have all day. That's why professional chess games use timers, because indecision could make games last an eternity.

  • @stevenmerrell5565
    @stevenmerrell5565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Grabby 👏 Hands 👏 (without permission)

    • @thrash208
      @thrash208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dont touch my f#cking cards without my f#cking permission. The worst is "hey can I see your trades binder" (proceeds to take out all the cards they want). congrats not only did you not bring money to buy these cards but I'm not interested in anything in your binder and now I have to reorganize my stuff and make sure you didnt steal anything.
      Sorry if I'm harsh but I've had terrible experiences, Stolen cards damage cards.

    • @enitsu-142
      @enitsu-142 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s basic decency really. Ask first ya troglodytes!

  • @fredrikhenriksson1508
    @fredrikhenriksson1508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm the opposite of number 5 I usually go "untap, upkeep, draw, land, go" it helps me not make a mistake and it helps avoid problems by making every know when priority is passed

  • @DynamicSheep
    @DynamicSheep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The finger snapping the Prof did was practically the same sound as card flicking, and nobody would stand for someone snapping their fingers the entire game.

    • @omegablast2002
      @omegablast2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dynamic Sheep for me its not even the sound that makes me want to punch the person...but the actual flipping through their cards over and over and over like they cant wait to finish the match to go smoke another crack rock.

    • @senoreverything6366
      @senoreverything6366 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@omegablast2002 i do it all the time on accident. My bad. Guess you want to punch me.

    • @xXCigarXx
      @xXCigarXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Practically the same.....not even close....you are exaggerating excessively.

    • @xXCigarXx
      @xXCigarXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@senoreverything6366 for some people it's just a tick....I do it when I play poker too...people complaining can suck a dick.

  • @asmodean7239
    @asmodean7239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Characters in Lord of the rings did use soap when they could btw.

  • @scoutingscout
    @scoutingscout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Card flicking drives me nuts. I went in on this video just to see if this would make the list.

    • @andrewboyko8304
      @andrewboyko8304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Moises Bueno lets print stop that into modern.

    • @GoldStorm07
      @GoldStorm07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm truly sorry, because I'm one of those people. Tic that helps me think.

    • @fabianl
      @fabianl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Agreed. It's just like clicking a pen. It's annoying for everyone except the person doing it. "If it was designed to tilt people, how come the majority of Magic players do it?"

    • @veggiedragon1000
      @veggiedragon1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's one of the reasons I don't like playing competitive magic players(I play mainly limited or commander at FNMs), it makes me feel really anxious but I don't like to say anything.

    • @TheNerindil
      @TheNerindil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@veggiedragon1000 Say something. You're in the right.

  • @hhjhj393
    @hhjhj393 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    On the hygiene thing, usually NO ONE will say it to your face, honestly the Vice Principal in the story is an ultimate chad for being honest. Usually people will just say something behind your back.
    Also another key point of that story, humans are far different than any other animal. I used to "kinda" think like that too, humans do a LOT of things other animals don't do, BUT humans are again very far removed from common animals, we are so evolved with tools that we simply don't have a lot of the things that other animals do. FOR EXAMPLE: our digestive tract is a lot simpler and smaller (for our size) than many other animals, especially other primate herbivores. One of the reasons for this is simple, cooking.... We have probably been cooking a LONG LONG TIME to the point our bodies have adapted to that. We no longer need these super complex intestines because we process food OUTSIDE of our body.... Our jaws are very small compared to other animals, we have no fangs, no claws, no thick skin or fur, our intestines are pretty small for an animal our size. Quite simply we have evolved with cooking, tools, and bathing. Other animals are more evolved to be "self sufficient" because they don't really use tools like we do. We almost EVOLVED to wear clothes, use spears and tools, to need to clean ourselves, cook our food, etc.
    Also us living in such close proximity, in closed spaces is still relatively recent for humans. So not bathing is just not going to work lol. You might have been able to get away with it if you were an ancient farmer spending a lot of your time outside mostly alone, but not today in tiny rooms with hundreds of other people.

  • @stevenc7416
    @stevenc7416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    One thing that was missed... your opinion DOES NOT matter. Lots of magic players think they know it all when it comes magic and feel their opinions are the only way. Yes, friendly discussion why card x is better than card y or why duel commander is superior to edh can be had. But saying the other person is dumb cuz you know it all is actually dumb of a premise on it's own.
    I find that the MOST annoying part of magic players.

    • @kiria1975
      @kiria1975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This applies to every gaming community tbh

    • @stevenc7416
      @stevenc7416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kiria1975 Yeah, you are probably right :D. Still not less annoying. Goes hand in hand with poor winning and losing. all gaming communities do it

    • @PureInsanity025
      @PureInsanity025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hadn't played mtg in a year and went to my old LGS to play Modern FNM (which I ended up placing second!). I ended up making a miss play which cost me the game (not round). After the round an observer leaned over to me and said "If you want to learn how to actually play Jund..." I made one mistake, doesn't mean I don't know how to play the deck. This is one thing that also annoys me to no end.
      It's a big difference to miss play as opposed to asking your opponent "How do I combo KCI again?"

  • @gaiden81
    @gaiden81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    a simple way to tap a dice token: move it the space above your playmat. If there is no room, move them off to the left or right portion of your playmat. Use repositioning instead of reorienting.

  • @TheMrGrey
    @TheMrGrey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Well I guess I’ll have to start taking a weekly shower instead of a monthly shower.

    • @firedrake110
      @firedrake110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Any improvement is appreciated, my dude

  • @casualklutzgameplay3122
    @casualklutzgameplay3122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best improvised token I have seen in a game was a piece of corn bread in a baggie. It was a 4/4 angel. As the angel got hit with -1/-1 counters a bite was taken out of the piece til finally it was removed and corn bread was ate. Yes breaks alot of unspoken rules of magic no food around cards but absolutely hilarious to witness during a game

  • @Battleguild
    @Battleguild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1. Grabbing sleeved cards from the sleeve opening, to pick them up.
    2. Poor Hygiene.
    3. Lands placed closer to the opponent.
    4. Placing the deck to hide the view of the graveyard.
    5. Using a bunch of d6s, instead of using 1-2 d20 countdown dice for a single card.
    6. Grabbing cards without permission.
    7. Opponent refusing permission to allow you to read their card.
    8. Players fiddling with their phone mid-game.
    9. Listening to music/wearing headphones mid-game.
    10. Players constantly shuffling their hand while waiting their turn.

    • @danielbaumgartner572
      @danielbaumgartner572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You just saved me soo much time

    • @Battleguild
      @Battleguild 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielbaumgartner572
      I posted this before watching their vid, so some of their list may be different.

    • @beatrizsilva2108
      @beatrizsilva2108 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Battleguild what's wrong with using a bunch of 6-sided dice for a single card?

    • @Battleguild
      @Battleguild 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beatrizsilva2108
      2-3? That's fine.
      12-30+ I'd like to be able to see/read the card if I need to.

  • @EngineerfifeninerO
    @EngineerfifeninerO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I play lands in front, I flick my cards, I come unprepared. I play matching basics.
    Great topics, good discussion, good ground rules....

  • @cabbageman2386
    @cabbageman2386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The storm crow joke goes back to this one mtg novel where urza says that he is a storm crow, a bird of ill omen.

  • @wikidclowne6891
    @wikidclowne6891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On preparedness: Just buy a pack of index cards and cut them to about the size of a Magic card. Label the ones that you'll need for your deck, keep some blank for unexpected tokens (like Beast Within), and use some for life trackers. An extremely budget friendly way to be prepared (even if most tokens are extremity cheap).

  • @DenyTheZeitgeist
    @DenyTheZeitgeist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always have reservations going to FNM or especially pre release because of those silent players who just throw around cards assuming you know what they just cast. I like to look at the cards and read and learn. You can always learn something. As for sore loser, I may be one of those few people who can say “Woah, good game! You completely wrecked me on that hand! That’s impressive right there. If you win it all, may all your packs contain foil rares and mythics”.

  • @kingsnogaryen6292
    @kingsnogaryen6292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On the topic of card flicking, poker players have this with chip shuffling. I find it extremely calming, especially in a stressful game situation. The issue is, for it to not become a tell, it needs to be done continuously...

    • @xXCigarXx
      @xXCigarXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you.

  • @LogoMotive11
    @LogoMotive11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved this episode, thanks guys. EVERYONE can learn something from this, new or experienced.

  • @quantumperception
    @quantumperception 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    If I win, I usually just say "Good Game", and if appropriate, "That was a tough deck to beat." I guess I say it because I never minded hearing it when I barely lost; again, it is usually a case where we were going toe-to-toe in a battle of attrition, and one of us just happened to get there first- you don't say it if it was a shut-down/blow-out/flawless victory. To me it seems a sign of respect, and you acknowledging it could easily have gone the other way.
    If I lose, and it is not because I made a mistake, but because the other person/deck was better, I will then sometimes ask for pointers on where they think I could improve. They will usually either just dismiss it as "it seemed fine; I just got lucky", or they will actually engage, which usually begins with them asking questions, like how much land, ramp, draw, destruction, etc. to try to identify why I am stalling or not being able to do what I need to do.

  • @CometTheMicroraptor
    @CometTheMicroraptor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I think I've managed to avoid doing any of these 99% of the time, but I have been a sore loser before. It was mostly because a guy ruined my Unstable draft because he decided this silver border un set wacky FNM was suddenly a PTQ or something and kept getting on my ass about EVERYTHING, constantly, and he was nooot nice about it despite insisting that he was. How I tapped my lands and creatures was a big deal to him because they weren't in the right direction, and me not having tokens (in a draft!) was also something he dug into me about. I tried so hard to beat him bc he was such a dick and when I lost it just crushed me, especially because I got very close. I think halfway through I stopped talking to him because he was just awful. Ended up dropping after that and crying in my car for a bit because I'm a softie and he had just made me that miserable. At an UNSTABLE draft! I think he got banned from the store after I told the owner thankfully but man. I feel like it was kind of justifiable to be a sore loser in this case though :(

    • @TehSeksyManz
      @TehSeksyManz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If it makes you feel any better just know that he will probably die sad and alone :)

  • @timewalkinc4
    @timewalkinc4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice content guys, I agree with all the points. The meet up at the beginning reminded me of how it must feel to meet Rudy for the first time lol

  • @Timorio
    @Timorio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I find it acceptable to use two token cards with dice on them to represent the tokens I create (tapped and untapped). A wad of tokens simply won't fit well inside the "150-card" plastic deck boxes that people use with Commander decks.

  • @Eyckzim
    @Eyckzim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like to run all singleton forest arts in my green decks because then when I have all my lands out it's like a forest of all the most beautiful trees :3

  • @briansfattofitjourney2805
    @briansfattofitjourney2805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Best opening skits ever!!

  • @gaiden81
    @gaiden81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thing that helps me the most when I lose is to tell myself that there will always be another match. Just focus on the the next match. I can feel myself heating up and ready to spew hate, but then I think about the next match it all goes away. It's pretty effective in my case.

  • @gabrielazolini6069
    @gabrielazolini6069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In all honesty: I listen to every episode just waiting for the "Do you have a youtube channel?"

  • @adhomanon9384
    @adhomanon9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good talk. I've always been a really positive person in our gaming scene, but I had a horrible time losing. It was years of this but I never realize what the effect of it was for everyone else. At some point some things happened that opened my eyes a bit, and I've been making a concerted effort to fix it. Acting poorly after a loss impacts every aspect of the scene in a negative way. Your opponent is not allowed to celebrate their victory, you belittle and insult their tactics, and more than that other competitors get a bad taste in their mouth before they even face you, and spectators or family and friends of the players who aren't players themselves are going to associate the game with this behavior. Nothing is worse than being a sore loser.
    If you find you lash out after games with comments about luck or meta advantages you really need to focus on getting your head on straight. What helped me was visiting a psychologist / therapist and realizing my behavior was an outburst caused by the intensity of the anxiety I felt when I failed. Counseling in how I reacted to defeat and letting the moment pass - along with medications that take the edge off of the anxiety - have really helped me make positive changes. The people I used to play with who loved me for all of the good things I did outside of games now appreciate the game play with me as well. I didn't even realize how much it effected them when I reacted badly because the anxiety overwhelmed my senses. Now I realize at certain points they show apprehension before making a strong play against me and I realize its because of how I acted before. They wanted to play with me, but didn't want me to be upset. As I've changed its been great to see them appreciate the game with me more.

  • @discworldowl
    @discworldowl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    > Cone of Silence
    OMG, a Get Smart reference from the Professor! :)

  • @Dylan9664
    @Dylan9664 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I am definitely guilty of card flicking. Whenever I do it though I tell people around me "I'm sorry y'all, I flick my hand a lot. I am not being impatient or trying to be distracting. I just have anxiety and it's a habit I am trying to work on."

    • @cass6020
      @cass6020 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I always get distracted by flicking, but when I’m thinking through a decision or anxious,y waiting for my opponent I end up doing a similar motion with my hand, sliding each card out and sliding them back into a pile. I so get it

  • @Muscari
    @Muscari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    So Vince only gets to have lunch with the Prof in fan meetups then.

  • @TheBalogna7
    @TheBalogna7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    All of these are spot on. I find myself guilty of #1 sometimes when playing Limited and I feel that my deck (and/or myself) didn't perform up to expectations.
    For #3: All you need is 2 copies of one token. One to designate tapped and one for untapped. For hard to acquire/corner case tokens (like clones), there are a number of websites out there that let you make tokens which you can print out. I did that for each of the creatures that I intend to create token copies of in my Brudiclad EDH deck.
    For #5: As someone who plays a ton of EDH, it always floors me when I sit down at a table and one of the players doesn't talk and then complains when they get killed first. Communication is a must in that format. The ability to build social good will amongst your opponents through communication can change the course of a game and elevate the game experience for everyone.

  • @theBlueFox2
    @theBlueFox2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love old cards where they had multiple arts for each. I like running a full 4 of a card with 4 different artworks.

    • @conkyjoe8932
      @conkyjoe8932 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know that this is gonna come across as VERY "Spike-ish" of me, and I know that not everyone values winning as the most important thing in a game of Magic...but it's actually better, in a competitive sense, to run 4 copies of a card that all have the same art (as opposed to differing artwork).
      The reason for this being; it keeps the opponent guessing. If you were to play 4 copies of Tarmogoyf, and one of them has different artwork, and in the first game your opponent kills one with artwork-A and one with artwork-B, then in the second game goes on to kill two, both of which feature artwork-A, they'll automatically know you're at LEAST running one more Tarmogoyf (that being the one with artwork-B).
      Whereas in Game 1 if they kill two Tarmogoyfs, and both feature the SAME artwork, they'll have gained no new, additional information in Game 2 if they kill two Goyf's again that have the same artwork. They won't automatically know you're playing at least 3 (or 4). They'll only know about the two they've seen thus far that look exactly the same, potentially allowing you to slam your third 'Goyf when they were totally not expecting it.
      That's a pretty piss-poor example, but I suspect you'll get my drift lol. 😂😂😂

    • @theBlueFox2
      @theBlueFox2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@conkyjoe8932 I get what you're saying. It's understandable in a competitive sense. I just really like diversity, plus I don't play too much competitive magic.

    • @conkyjoe8932
      @conkyjoe8932 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theBlueFox2Totally understandable haha. I won't lie, I have to REALLY fight with myself at times to not run cards with differing artwork.
      I ALSO have to fight with myself to constantly run Snow basics (whose art I neither prefer, nor find varied enough) over normal basics, bc competitively there's no scenario really where it's MORE beneficial to run normals over Snows, but there are actually a few situations where you'd wanna have Snows as opposed to normals. I miss the days of getting to run all the Islands from across the various Innistrad sets I love so much 😢😢😢 lol

  • @xxelaxela333
    @xxelaxela333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Interrupting is one of your worst habi-"
    "IT IS!" The professor interrupted

  • @TheEzzran
    @TheEzzran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wouldn't say I card flick, but I do sort my cards by mana cost in my hand for my own organization.

    • @scantron6111
      @scantron6111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheEzzran I often sort and resort my cards in my hand depending on my strategy...but I do it *silently*.

    • @sandwichboy1268
      @sandwichboy1268 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do the same. What's funny is I sort differently in Arena than I do in paper.

  • @ultimatum.
    @ultimatum. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey guys, I cannot describe how important this is for social gatherings in general. All 7 habits are excellent.
    19:42 I had a high school friend like this, and then years later a roomie like this. Simpsons jokes ONLY and everything relates to it...

  • @IzzetRight
    @IzzetRight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I first started playing MTG I created a sliver EDH deck based on the professor's Sliver Overlord Deck Tech and I wanted to put in one copy of each full art basically. No matching cards here. Btw my burn deck in modern only has a few matching sets of cards. I've got all different bolts, goblin guides, and others.

  • @geraudbroussaud894
    @geraudbroussaud894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I totally agree with you about flicking cards ! it's so ennoying. and I think there is certain level of "hey look at me, I'm a great player, I flick my cards just like a pro", a certain level of contempt, which i really dislike

  • @24fretsoffury
    @24fretsoffury 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honestly, one of the rudest interactions I’ve had was within my first three FNM’s as a new player was a teenage boy completely silent and waving his cards at me during a game. He had very little to say, and treated me with such disdain. Idk if it was due to me being new and he thought he was better than to be playing me, or if he was experiencing performance anxiety.
    To me, it felt like it was a “holier than thou” air to him. Sure he beat me with a siege rhino deck vs. my randomly built mono green, but he didn’t say GG, or anything, just got up and got his score recorded.
    Needless to say, I stopped going to FNM a couple weeks later. (Going back to FNM after years of dropping the game, again, mainly because Draft is incredibly fun, was all adults which was chill!)

  • @oafkad
    @oafkad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Going through all the podcasts to find a specific intro joke for a buddy. And I gotta say, this one was very good.

  • @TheQuantumLee
    @TheQuantumLee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That grown men dont shower, but play hundred or thousand Dollar decks.