That's because their muscles are both disproportionate and too big for their frame. It's synthol and it's not muscle it's oil stretching the skin, that's why it looks like they're about to literally burst
thats pretty much what it is. dudes have no strength. what they are doing is not steroids, they are literally just inflating tissue in their bodies with oil.
Romario de Santo Salvez Got puffed up arms and an empty head Man overcame addiction and was almost dead He’s got knees for arms and some massive shreds
Imagine fighting someone like him in a bar and then he’s on his knees and hands and you just see a shit ton of oil coming out of him like some resident evil bioweapon transformation
The part featuring the Brazilian dudes reminded me of why here in Brazil we say Brazilians need to be studied by Nasa. If you guys think this is strange, u ain't seen nothin'. Trust me.
I like how they all want to look like the hulk, but even he doesn't look as fucked up. The hulk is just a giant guy with muscles colored green, they used a ray to grow someone who worked out and then painted them green. These guys look like they inflated their arms as SpongeBob did in that one episode with the anchor arms.
“I had depression and i didnt know why” hmmm maybe cuz instead of getting help for your severe body dysphoria youre injecting urself with oils and shit Edit: i meant dysphoria instead of dysmorphia. But the oil injections are def now causing dysmorphia lol
the lady that said she would "support her husband no matter what" sounded so,, stilted? like she was reading off a script or being held at gunpoint or sth 👁️👁️
My dude ended up having to have to oil removed and nearly lost the bicep muscle on both his arms bc of the damage done by the injections. It’s pretty nasty and sad honestly.
being Russian and knowing that his hype was back in 2017 is even funnier also, he already has lots of problems with them and soon he’ll have to cut them off
@@Ambrynxx ok so I looked it up. I think the problem was that not many doctors wanted to operate his case))) but supposedly he underwent a surgery but there is still a lot of work ahead if he wants to reverse all those... body modifications (spoiler alert: he kinda loves his body like this...)
At the beginning, I had this nagging feeling of having seen some Brazilians doing the exact same thing and then the video kept going and I was not disappointed.
The worst part is that when he gets his synthol removed--and synthol is definitely a case of _when_ and not _if,_--most of his muscle will be removed as well. Because it is so embedded in the tissue. He will not be able to lift as much anymore, if at all.
noel i have been so depressed recently but ur live videos literally make me want to live I hope I get to meet you one day and thank you for ur hilarious talent
They aren’t strong though. They got growths in their arms but their actual muscles are normal. Dude was curling like 30 lbs while saying he’s the hulk.
Imagine Russian guy getting a pimple on his arm, he pops it and his whole biceps leaks out I saw something about him on Twitter years ago and every few months I would remember him ... thanks for reminding me I guess
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“He injects 6 litres into his arms”
Noel: what’s that in American, like 3 2 liter cokes?
A+ basic math Noel
@i done outDID myself this time- fr what is it
Sarah Younan it’s like 1.58 gallons
@Naden Aljohari - GOD DAMN
you p
@@sarahy4813 its is 3, 2liters bottles
2×3=6
My mans out here like Spongebob Squarepants wearing Anchor Arms for real
I was looking for this comment lmao
How tuff are ya
lmaoo where’s your hype
YO YES 💀
YASSSSS
Man is built like his diet consists of only animals he’s hunted at Chernobyl
Brady Varner the magnitude of how underrated this is is fucking huge. superb my guy.
Yeah fucking radioactive as fuck
This comment made my stop breathing OMFG 😭😭😭
Man look like he ate everyone’s food rations in his block.
give him a couple more years and he'll grow arms outta his chest.
*You suffer from Major Radiation Poisoning*
His arms is the guy version of girls getting butt implants but not doing their thighs
dude thats such a good way to put it
Omg yes this is perfect lmfaoo
I'm thinking kim k
💀 💀 💀
"I had depression, so I bought a horse hormone". Yeah alright Bojacked Horseman it's time to relax.
😭😭😭😭
BOJACKED HORSEMAN
LMAOOOOOOOOO
A+++
imao I love this
Don't even know how to describe how uncomfortable this makes me feel.
Yo! How do pronounce your name? Like "Kurh-sten" or "Kyer-sten"?
whenever i think about the oil in his arms i have to take a moment and think about life
@@poetry4losers the first way :) how about you?
Kirsten Johnson me too
You don't need to describe it, we all could feel it 🤣🤣
I literally cannot look at him, seriously his arms look so wrong. No body is supposed to look like that
That's because their muscles are both disproportionate and too big for their frame. It's synthol and it's not muscle it's oil stretching the skin, that's why it looks like they're about to literally burst
thats why im currently in the comments. jeeeeeezzz
Pun
I didn’t know he Russian until he started talking 👁👄👁
ikr im cringing so hard it looks almost painful
These people made a drawing of a muscular man when they were 5 and kept that picture as a training goal.
Indian Here not that it matters but this is my fav comment on this vid
@@loserlex That was the plan.
Never thought I’d laugh so hard at “Wave Czech”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂⚰⚰⚰⚰
I came to the comments just to say that lmao I never thought seeing the words “Wave Czech” would make me die laughing
Noel yelling "YO HE GOT WAVES" somehow triggered my bathroom scale to turn on
Ryan Bogle imma need to ask about your profile pic sir
dig bick • 7 years ago O R G A S M
Hahahahahahahahahaha
These the dudes that tickle Cody at the gym
very good comment. 10/10
best comment already
This should be pinned
I’m dying
* Man walks over fully erect * "can you spot me bro?"
Do his arms make that water noise when he flexes
Silver Tonguedd like a fucking waterbed
He doesn't need to live next to the ocean to fall asleep to wave sounds
Silver Tonguedd I bet it would feel like a waterbed to gts on them 😭
*flosh*
The sound your stomach makes when you drink a lot of water 😭
“WAVE CZECH” STOP ITTTT 😭💀
he looks like spongebob when he had the inflatable muscles and couldn’t lift the weights
Musclebob Buffpants 💀
This is the comment I was looking for.
thats pretty much what it is. dudes have no strength. what they are doing is not steroids, they are literally just inflating tissue in their bodies with oil.
That’s why people wanna see and touch it
“bruh what is Obama doing?”
LMAO I LOST IT 💀💀
9:17 so nobody is gonna talk about how the narrator is totally flowing on the beat there for a second?
BARS
Romario de Santo Salvez
Got puffed up arms and an empty head
Man overcame addiction and was almost dead
He’s got knees for arms and some massive shreds
Gehrig Harris oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!🙉
That threw me off like he SPIT
OMG HAAAHAHA
Silly Noel u left out the part where we laughed at the phrase “wave czech” for 30 mins straight
"wave Czech" lmao I love it
😂😂hahaha wave Czech 😂😂
he cut out some but he put it in 😂
Lmaooooooo
LMAOOOOO
"has injected 6 liters of oil into his arms" us military wants to know his location
Stupid ass joke
@@galisapal3103 I'm sorry who asked you?
@@nokiablockia7589 no one, absolutely no one
Evergreen joke.
are y’all okay
"hes spinning in that Slovak sunshine"
-Shakespeare
*Slavic
Slavic,yes you will forever be cursed with this mistake your entire life
the best attempt at waves by a white person that I've ever seen
I love that he didn’t even bother getting injections is his forearms
he looks like when you make a custom character and you test to see how big you can make the muscles
Looks like some ark shit
This comment is the one for me 🤣
when they do closeups on his arms they look like tortillas
omg i cant believe i never noticed that
I can never look at tortillas the same 😭
L
Bruh that selfie from below looked like Deadpool’s nut sac
Unfortunately that's just white people
Imagine fighting someone like him in a bar and then he’s on his knees and hands and you just see a shit ton of oil coming out of him like some resident evil bioweapon transformation
Chris Nash IM LOSING MY FUCKDNDNSNDNDNDNFNFN
no i will not imagine that
And then you start hearing boss music
CNAT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA
*Welcome to: Noel Miller laughing at his own jokes for 13 minutes straight*
Dio you bastard, give Johnathan's body back you asshole!
@@dionstewart7394 Hah😏
@@nightmarishbutterflies6020 But anyways I don't have his number cause he was lame af anyways
“Russia ain’t got water, where did he get that??”
I can’t.
it looks like he's wearing floaties
Inside his body
lmaoooo
He basically is
Take him swimming on the first date.
Skin floaties
The part featuring the Brazilian dudes reminded me of why here in Brazil we say Brazilians need to be studied by Nasa. If you guys think this is strange, u ain't seen nothin'. Trust me.
You have my attention.
Post a vid on your channel. I'm curious on what it looks like
Brasileiro tem que ser estudado, URGENTEMENTE
Menina eu pensei a mesma coisa. 😂
Glaucia Batista really? i never knew this about Brazilians. please tell us more!
why he look like he’s unfinished
It's the buff pillsbury dough boy look
QueenOfDirt he is severely undercooked
Dude looks like he got made in wwe create a character,
Everything so... Underdeveloped.
god left him unfinished too
I like how they all want to look like the hulk, but even he doesn't look as fucked up. The hulk is just a giant guy with muscles colored green, they used a ray to grow someone who worked out and then painted them green. These guys look like they inflated their arms as SpongeBob did in that one episode with the anchor arms.
6L of oil?
*US GOVT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
*_"Bro, what is Obama doing, man"_*
💀💀💀
“What is 6 liters in American”
Noel...I really can’t let this one slide💀
sage. LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING AND ISNT NOEL FROM TORONTO???
fuck you!
@@ryancobb-phillips3662 whoa there
花菊 tf I really don’t remember writing this like an I going crazy💀
Ryan Cobb-Phillips 😂😂
I’m still crying over the part when Noel saw his waves
“I had depression and i didnt know why” hmmm maybe cuz instead of getting help for your severe body dysphoria youre injecting urself with oils and shit
Edit: i meant dysphoria instead of dysmorphia. But the oil injections are def now causing dysmorphia lol
K
He got them lunch lady arms
Karis Alligood LMFAO
THIS IS EXACTLY IT THANK YOU
I didn’t know I needed to hear this...Thank you...
the lady that said she would "support her husband no matter what" sounded so,, stilted? like she was reading off a script or being held at gunpoint or sth 👁️👁️
her husband was prob behind the camera like "say shit about my arms and ur neck gonna be SNAPPED bitch"
that's the sound of regret, not having a say in the matter, & an unsure future
Oh she cheating
She is gonna get that life insurance
You think his arms float when he be in a pool
He just bobs around like a pool toy
I don’t think his arms can physically go underwater
i mean oil floats
My dude ended up having to have to oil removed and nearly lost the bicep muscle on both his arms bc of the damage done by the injections. It’s pretty nasty and sad honestly.
I wonder if this guy goes in a pool he’ll just float
Built in floaters
I love how their arm “muscles” are in the wrong size order
Marycate Sample I think the oil travels down their arms. Like it’s skinny at the shoulder and pooled at the elbow.
Orla Ewwww that’s upsetting
bruh did the most just to have whoopee cushions on his arms that’s crazy
ngl I can't look at my screen the body horror is actually getting to me lol
i was fine until about 9:20. my mans look like a boulder.
The animal crossing music just makes this perfect
His biceps look like 5 years after body building
And the rest of his body looks like the first day of weight training in his life
Weeblord that is true
Nobody:
Russians in the sunlight: *slavic shine*
being Russian and knowing that his hype was back in 2017 is even funnier
also, he already has lots of problems with them and soon he’ll have to cut them off
Это ж Кирилл Руки-Базуки? Я не узнала сначала
@Анна Суматохина сейм, прям внезапно :D
Cut off his whole arms?!
@@Ambrynxx yeah doctors were suggesting this, having to amputate at this point may be the only option
@@Ambrynxx ok so I looked it up. I think the problem was that not many doctors wanted to operate his case))) but supposedly he underwent a surgery but there is still a lot of work ahead if he wants to reverse all those... body modifications (spoiler alert: he kinda loves his body like this...)
Noel: pauses every 5 seconds, WHEEZE
When he was pointing to everywhere he injected on his arm, I thought he was saying duck, duck duck...was waiting for him to say goose
he was very skinny when he was young so he became a croissant
This is what my WWE custom character looks like halfway through
GIVE IT TO HIM POPEYE. GIVE HIM THE TWISTER PUNCH.
“he’s spinnin’ in that slovak sunshine” i- LMFAOO
At the beginning, I had this nagging feeling of having seen some Brazilians doing the exact same thing
and then the video kept going and I was not disappointed.
Your comparison of Americans attitude to Russians’ attitude was wayyy too accurate 😂😂😂
This guy ate the ashes of chernobyl in order to get that body. 😂😂😂
“Bruh what is Obama doin? “
almost made me spit out my food 😂
Funny thing about synthol… "muscles" get bigger while you still lift like little baby boy
Everything after the ‘...’ I can imagine some (also Russian) rival of these guys saying
DrX2345 hahaha YES! i had to read that comment with my Russian accent cuz it's the only way i could do it!
I read this in a Russian accent.
The worst part is that when he gets his synthol removed--and synthol is definitely a case of _when_ and not _if,_--most of his muscle will be removed as well. Because it is so embedded in the tissue. He will not be able to lift as much anymore, if at all.
Yep. Looks huge but lifts like a skinny dude. Literally what's the point.
He really be skipping leg day tho. At least make it even cmon
Camille he be skipping every day except injection day
noel i have been so depressed recently but ur live videos literally make me want to live I hope I get to meet you one day and thank you for ur hilarious talent
He low key looks like Tyler from 13 reasons why
Ica Racciu Tyler changed after S2. Never again.
Damn it dude, I was gonna make a Tyler joke!
Lowkey highkey though
Ica Racciu ikr😂😭😭
I was gonna comment that
Them Soviet waves be hitting different
I died at “his arms look like gnocchi bruh” 😭
“bro this fool literally injecting air into his body”
bruh y not just breave doe 😳
This is one big pile of a mr. Struggle. That girl needs to lose him 😂
Dude looks like he only eats things found at a Chernobyl site.
But how does he get his arms through his shirts 😩
Emily Gray fr fr
Emily Gray this question deserves an answer
Bro
Noel got the most creative roasts 😂
7:03 mans looks like a jojo villain lmao
I can see that Noel's big part Filipino. He acts like he's part Filipino too. But idk everything else.
Yeah I think he is
Everything else is gainz and oil.
But what's the exact percentage Dr. Oz
Spongebob when he had the inflatable arms, “anchor arms” LOL
WAVE CZECH
I hate you and love you for this
5:25 Glory to Artstotzka
They aren’t strong though. They got growths in their arms but their actual muscles are normal. Dude was curling like 30 lbs while saying he’s the hulk.
this man's said "bus driver thighs" IM CRYING LMAOO
Two hematomas in both arms mans is still steady flexing tho
he has built in floaties now and i think that’s valid
*These men built like croissants* 🤣🤣
This comment me blow air out of my nose too forcefully, and a boogie came out. Thanks.
Meh 🤣
When I thought it couldn’t get any better the wave guy came in
"what's 6 liters is that like 3.. 2 liter bottles of coke or some shit"
Lmao
Imagine Russian guy getting a pimple on his arm, he pops it and his whole biceps leaks out
I saw something about him on Twitter years ago and every few months I would remember him ... thanks for reminding me I guess
Magsi Maginski ewwww no don't imagine that 😂
He had surgery to remove the synthol recently I believe.
Disliked cos ew but I laughed
@@Lucaz99 I hope!
Strength: 9
Perception: 1
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 1
Intelligence: 1
Agility: 1
Luck: 10
Arms: 30
Hotel:Trivago
Strength is more like 2
“Bus driver legs” so specific and so damn accurate 😂
"We're laughing at an addict... feel cool now? "
Me, taking another shot of vodka after saying I was going to quit a couple days ago: ....
“What’s liters in American?” *measures in coke bottles* pls 💀💀
i’m not a squeamish person but watching this made me want to barf
Lmao the “Papers, Please” music playing when he was talking about Russia
why he got my grandma’s legs on his arms
i died when noel said “now she married to a bunch a crunch” that shit had me drying bruh
noel really out here like “what’s 6 liters in american? 3 2 liter cokes?”
He looks like he's straight up made of bread dough
damn bro two vids in a row? u really spoilin us
This dude said: mom, can i get the hulk?
Mom: no, we have the hulk at home.
The hulk at home: ITS CLOBBERIN TIME!!
Underrated
“Why do you need to be that big...what are you...you gonna punch an asteroid?" 😭🤣😭🤣
“look at my man SPINNIN IN THAT SLAVIC SUNSHINE” fucking sends i cant stop laughing
I need more of Noel's Russian accent
*Noel’s Math*
What is 6 liters in American? ...
Three 2 liter bottles?
😐
9:19 thought the narrator was about to start dropping bars
me: insecure about my bat wings
These guys:
Excuse me what wings?
hey what
Took me a moment but Wave Czech is the funniest shit I’ve heard this week.
im gonna throw up from laughing at the kid with the waves he looks like hes got a built in yarmulke