dude next time please dont put up your own fucking number on the internet. Edit: o wait thats the number for the music. My bad. Im really sorry for my rudeness.
Thought "how bad could this be?" expecting some standard normal hold music and going "OK, it wasn't that bad" but I honestly wasn't expecting to hear what sounds like someone murdering a clown
Tema Vero im not sure if your promoting the video and this is just the dude who uploaded the video on a different account. Or you’re actually saying the video is trash (which it is)
One of the places I worked at 20 years ago had a cassette tape machine on the PBX for the hold music and announcements. The tapes would be in there for months and they'd get worn out and sticky. Eventually it would eat the tape and nobody would know that customers have been being subjected to loud crumpling garbled gibberish for the last two weeks. The announcements were gloriously mutilated. I loved it.
@@AdamWoodwell it was the 90s/very early 2000s so that was a given. My earliest memory of a computer in person was going to an accounting office that also did photocopies and there was this distinct gentleman with a cigar in mouth going to the Xerox with our documents in hand then resuming typing on an amber IBM terminal
I know someone that worked for a state agency. He created the funniest voicemail greeting by saying it very slowly in English- it took 2 minutes to listen to it. Afterwards he repeated the same greeting in second year high school Spanish. The caller had to listen to this for over 5 minutes and usually would just hang up.
I don’t know which is funnier: The idea that somebody accidentally set shittyflute Toxic as on-hold music or that some disgruntled employee intentionally changed it
I once heard an actual indie-style song about being on hold, complete with acoustic guitar and all-too-self-aware lyrics; that was much more annoying than this, because no one wants to be reminded that they're on hold while they're on hold.
The video uploader made this using Asterisk software (the female voice is the default Digium/Asterisk voice). Very easy to do. He didn’t actually have to call anyone. Main evidence is that he dialed an internal extension (444) of his own PBX system (with the extension pointing to a pre-configured call queue) rather than an outside number.
Ooh, you sleuth! Thanks for telling us the truth. Lol. I was already kinda suspicious because this music is obviously from TH-cam/ tiktok memes, people use it all the time, I’m surprised more people aren’t recognizing it.
It's Britney Spears, song Toxic. Cover version by a youtuber called shittyflute IIRC. And the hold music player further degrades the quality to make it sound even more horrible than the already deliberately awful shittyfluted version on its own.
Unrealistic, it would be way less in time, But 4th graders have an excuse for when its out of time whilst they’re performing to the class, Its called just a little bit of “swing”
The only thing that would make this worse is if there was a 2-3 second pause with light static before the phone says “you’re first in line” so you think someone is actually picking up every time. I think Verizon does this on their hold line.
I don't think it it's a parody though. It's just a very corrupted version. Like a tape that has been played for too many times, although probably digital. Not sure how this happens but I have heard horrible waiting music like this before, albeit not quite as bad as this.
“Your call is now first in line, and will be answered by the next available representative. Thank you for your patience.” *Hells Instruments starts playing*
Correcting one word does not equal grammar nazi. The difference between there, their and they're is elementary school english. It's surprising to see how often people fuck it up
"Just a small producer out of Atlanta tryna make it big,"
Their beats:
Waiting for this to blow up
GODLY 🤣🤣🤣🤣
this man knows how to comment
Lol
@@lil0of This man knows how to use the same format as another commenter in the same thread*
*Comment is partially self-referential
“Your call is now first in line”
*Proceeds to play hellish screams from the underworld*
XD
satan doing an acoustic of toxic.
Yo it was lit down there
858-924-1080
dude next time please dont put up your own fucking number on the internet.
Edit: o wait thats the number for the music. My bad. Im really sorry for my rudeness.
I expected it to be bad. I couldn’t have imagined it being this bad.
It slaps wym
it is the BEST hold music, what are u talking about
Siren yeah OBViOUSLY it’s not the crappy flute of the song played through the bad phone reception at all
this is good :(
Fucking good
"My mic isn't bad."
The mic:
j
Plot twist: It’s not prerecorded, someone has to play it every time a customer is on hold
I'm just picturing a bunch of 6 year olds playing the recorder each time...and each time they get a little worse
I have tears in my eyes. Thank you
@@ChatMort69420 yes 🤣🤣👍🏻
Violently pushing around chairs to make the worst possible sound
😂
This sounds like it was recorded on a rollercoaster.
Or during a car crash
The song is called "Band Rehearsal Rollercoaster Ride" and is currently the most popular song on Spotify. It's even reached #1 on the charts in the UK
Or the phone is not feeling well and that it’s the phones last breath before passing 🤣🤣🤣
Malaina F Yh, someone being sick through it
Sounds like somebody is strangling a birthday card
THE ACCURACY OF THIS
Ooh just imagining this ... XD
Hunter Donbach this needa 10k likes
Hunter Donbach hahaha fucking hell this is amazing
R/rareinsults
Thought "how bad could this be?" expecting some standard normal hold music and going "OK, it wasn't that bad" but I honestly wasn't expecting to hear what sounds like someone murdering a clown
Jevil re- NO I'M SORRY I JUST LOVE DELTARUNE-
This sounds like someone getting murdered at a birthday party
Lmfao.
I'm crying 😂😂😂
James Trice I never thought of it like that since I knew it was Britney but 💀💀
How do you know what that sounds like
666 like. Nice
No wonder he's first in line. Everyone else has hung up after hearing that
If you think this is the worst... You have never seen this:
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xxDestroyerxx Al brooooooooo
@xxDestroyerxx Al
Ikr, it’s like way worse, I watched it lol
Tema Vero im not sure if your promoting the video and this is just the dude who uploaded the video on a different account. Or you’re actually saying the video is trash (which it is)
When TH-camrs are trying to avoid a copyright strike:
😂😂😂
And they still get it
right here th-cam.com/video/qTEA4gjZXU8/w-d-xo.html
also this: th-cam.com/video/KXPP2XDYpjQ/w-d-xo.html
Don’t click on the one above me its obviously a Rick roll
One of the places I worked at 20 years ago had a cassette tape machine on the PBX for the hold music and announcements. The tapes would be in there for months and they'd get worn out and sticky. Eventually it would eat the tape and nobody would know that customers have been being subjected to loud crumpling garbled gibberish for the last two weeks. The announcements were gloriously mutilated. I loved it.
Beautiful
Sounds like people smoked inside the office.
That is hilarious
Ok this kinda sounds like that
@@AdamWoodwell it was the 90s/very early 2000s so that was a given.
My earliest memory of a computer in person was going to an accounting office that also did photocopies and there was this distinct gentleman with a cigar in mouth going to the Xerox with our documents in hand then resuming typing on an amber IBM terminal
Using a “shitty flute” as a hold music is absolutely brilliant
Recorder*
@@bucketboi8075 oh my bad lol I'm usually quite well versed in the meme game knew the meme not the name
Авиэль Гергель shitty now
Auction Evo its a Recorder Flute by it’s real name.
Spotted the communist..
This is actually a genius way to cut down customer service costs as no one wants to wait on the line
Jokes on them, i called them 6 times just to hear "Toxic but shittyfluted" again
I'd happily stay on hold
@@meow_bastard L
It's also great at hiding a secret confrence call because most people don't wait for 1-5 mins to get through the queue.
Nitty Gritty HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
They do NOT want anyone to remain on hold
哈哈哈哈哈哈
The person on the other line is free to answer the call it’s just he wants you to suffer and not call again.
Tom The Cat how to have u got 63 likes in an hour on a 2 year old video
Wait OHHHHHH it’s bc it’s in LITERALLY EVERYONES recommendations
Jokes on them I would be laughing my ass off
@@ek16_fut2 yes it isss mate like wtf, guess not only me😂
Hahaha
Business: aw shit that song is copyrighted
The crackhead with a kazoo: let me introduce myself
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timetorekt got me in 2020......
Now this is underrated
oh gawd damn my sides.
You sir deserve a salut for making me laugh, which hasn’t happened all day
It sounds like the whole call center is getting violently slaughtered.
Blue Jay lol
0:55
Sounds like a clown orgy
Eroith oddly specific...
@@andythememelord1201 can you say that its wrong tho?
Omg it’s “Toxic” but as orchestrated for an Bollywood film from the 1970s.
No, it's "Toxic" played on an Edison Home Phonograph from the early 1900s.
This is the audio equivalent of looking directly at the sun
I agree with this statement
This is the audio equivalent of looking directly at the sun
Your in the same boat as wtf TH-cam recommendation.
As a sungazer I have to disagree with this statement. Gazer Gazer
Underratted lol
Didn’t realize for about a minute it was Toxic
it's the first result for "toxic shittyfluted" on youtube, my guess is fake video
i literally realzized that like 3 seconds before reading this comment
Ахах точно
I cackled so hard when I first heard it omg 😂😂😂😂😂
Toxic? Is that a song?
“Please Hold”
*Has 18 seizures, 5 strokes and 100 heart attacks*
Plus 30 brain aneurysms
The F0x LOL
Pretty much haha
I’m DEAD hahahaha
Me after seeing catalyst pip
Imagine your mother dies and you call the funeral home to make arrangements and this is what you're met with.
You need to turn off your internet for a few hours bro. Go outside your house and touch grass.
@@roseCatcher_you’re talking to yourself. All that person did was create some quick laughs
I'd have to laugh. At least it would take my mind off the situation lol
@@roseCatcher_ least believable bait
Manager: GUYS OUR HOLD MUSIC GOT CORRUPTED WE HAVE NOTHING
Employees with instruments and 2 minutes of practice:
Waluigi Cult Member 😂😂😂
Can I join?
I play the triangle
@@lazyken6468 ding! ding! ding!
Waluigi Cult Member 😂😂
lmao that actually sounds reasonable
Whoever did this knows *exactly* what they're doing
Yo Dead ass 😂 lmao
They did it on purpose so whoever is calling will hang-up and they don't have to take the call.
I know someone that worked for a state agency. He created the funniest voicemail greeting by saying it very slowly in English- it took 2 minutes to listen to it. Afterwards he repeated the same greeting in second year high school Spanish. The caller had to listen to this for over 5 minutes and usually would just hang up.
itsabeautifulworld pretty good idea tbh lol
superequinox no shit.
“Toxic” Cover by Your 6 Year Olds School Recorder
Jesus that’s the song? I thought it was just a clip of tom and jerry with Tom screaming in pain
@@iiifreddydiii2578 a taste of a Poison paradise, I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?
STFU U POS
@@meow_bastard Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit*
Fixed it for you. Go somewhere else if you are going to half-ass insults. :)
And kazoo
That's one way to reduce the demand for customer support..
I don’t know which is funnier: The idea that somebody accidentally set shittyflute Toxic as on-hold music or that some disgruntled employee intentionally changed it
If I was working there I would definetly set it lol
Hahahaha
The accident is funnier. That's why I liked a comment you made.
Interns bro
😂 it puts you in a call with a bunch of other people who also called the number
Imagine being put on hold on a suicide hotline with this music.
Straight fats
@@mans_z1177 Yes I am.
*depression has left the chat*
They would have -100% of calls
@@Qtoyghs No, I am...
The Most Pathetic Elevator Chime: “Finally, a worthy successor”
I came here right after watching that video lol
@@Electrifvy Not immediately, but same lol.
_"Our battle will be legendary"_
Our elevator plays bethowen
666th like because of this demonic content!!
1000th like
Why did it take 4 years for this to be on my feed?
It’s like a *cursed image,* but with _sound._
Yes
I’m not going to like because 420, if you ruined it tho, take that shit back.... DEADASS
@@shaggyrogers1937 look again
Hi. Did you know a new game called fortnite battle Royale is coming soon? New teaser, can’t wait to play !
Underrated comment omfg
"Toxic" by Britney Spears, but it's the literal version.
sk12burned lmaooooooo I’m dead
..that’s amazing. 😂
lmao
Wow 🤯🤯🤯
Literally 😂
When no available representatives are on the line:
Try to play this music so the caller leaves
Jesse Fremont Managers to the employees: grab your instruments..A 1, A 2, A 1234!:
Look at my most recent vid!
Stfu U POS
meow bastard what is v that supposed to mean
@@Rc2Go it means super terrific fun ultimate you person of significance
I once heard an actual indie-style song about being on hold, complete with acoustic guitar and all-too-self-aware lyrics; that was much more annoying than this, because no one wants to be reminded that they're on hold while they're on hold.
Sounds like Britney's Toxic performed by an elementary school band that doesn't rehearse.
Cause it is
because it literally is a shittyflute version of toxic search it up
That's actually what I first thought xD
@@mooseyexists yoo lmfao the people who put that there are trolling lol
666 likes :o
Britney Spears Toxic as played by 4 chimpanzees with emphysema and melodicas.
😂😂😂😂
vinnievanwinkle nah it's just a live version without sound editing
It's the version from the channel ShittyFlute
Can't stop chuckling over this comment.
LOLOLOLOLOL Your comment makes me laugh do hard XD
High school friend: Yeah bro, my mixtape is fire, wanna hear?
The entire mixtape:
Fire as in a dumpster fire
💀
hold music is now a genre, nice.
Stop being everywhere
Just to comment on your profile name: thank God you don't have one of those stupid looking feather dusters on your upper lip. Keep it classy.
The video uploader made this using Asterisk software (the female voice is the default Digium/Asterisk voice). Very easy to do. He didn’t actually have to call anyone. Main evidence is that he dialed an internal extension (444) of his own PBX system (with the extension pointing to a pre-configured call queue) rather than an outside number.
This guy phones
Stage magicians must hate you.
Ooh, you sleuth! Thanks for telling us the truth. Lol. I was already kinda suspicious because this music is obviously from TH-cam/ tiktok memes, people use it all the time, I’m surprised more people aren’t recognizing it.
The calls are coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE~
@@batacumba They are a sloth actually
Not even scammers have this annoying hold music! Wow!
Why should scammers have annoying music?
Lol true
@@husseinmoussa2947 Cause scammers are already tryin to make it obvious with their indian accent.
@@lennywhere Hahahaha nice one!
@@husseinmoussa2947 because scammers are botchers.
This is what it would sound like if a printer tried to play music.
😂😂😂😂😂
That reminds me of that video of someone making floppy drives do music. th-cam.com/video/lx_vWkv50uk/w-d-xo.html
Actually, they have that and it's beautiful. Check out dot matrix printer music th-cam.com/video/u8I6qt_Z0Cg/w-d-xo.html
A printer played E1M1 and it's sick
th-cam.com/video/pG8RAbWs1yo/w-d-xo.html pretty fire if you ask me
If sexual harassment of ears wasn't a thing yet, it is now.
No... I like this music.
I do believe its called... earrape.
...earrape?
NateStorm12 u don’t know what earrape is?
friendless blah. oh, my comment was in response to @oops mybad. didn’t realize the person right before had made a similar comment
15 minutes later: "Sorry, but no agents are available to assist with your call. Please try back later. Thank you." *bleep* *click*
The fact that this is supposed to be “toxic” by Britney Spears makes it even more painful to listen to
I- just choked-
I’m scared
“Baby can’t you see”
WHAT
they had to edit it to uh..... save cash on royalties
There are only two ways someone can accomplish this:
1. Really hate your job
2. Really love your job
damn first reply i’m pretty cool.
It’s definitely number 2
@Chirp
I mean who wouldn't disagree with this
It’s my last day boys let’s make it special.
“Thank You For Your Patience”
*BRITNEY SPEARS TOXIC SPOOF INTENSIFIES*
Alex Kagarov knowing that this exists is enough a reason to stay alive for me
ChatGPT, how do I make a TH-cam video my ringtone?
The year 4 kids at school: You should come to our school concert it’s gonna be great!
The school concert:
Playing the recorders even tho they never practice, they just try to annoy people in class by blowing in it really hard
I HaTe TheM!
This is why school recorder class where the worst
Funniest comment i’ve seen in years. Bravo
year 4? Are you Bri ish or somethin?
I like to think there’s a guy who plays this live every time someone’s on hold.
One of those one man bands lol
Oh man this made me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 - some failed music school / drama school entertainer
Yo
IT Worker: Hey, Jerry, I gotta put this guy on hold, can you-
Jerry: (Already holding his recorder at the ready) Absolutely.
This comment is op
Just imagine that was elevator music and there's 5 other people with you
By the end, only one person would still be alive.
S I B L I N G
NateMeringue reunited at last xp
At least I can fart in peace
@@re1ive456 And his name is John and is Wicked
I didn't know "Toxic" was written back when Thomas Edison invented the phonograph.
They don't actually want you to stay on the line.
This is actually kinda genius.
Don't stay on the line... It's horrible
@@jordanreger agreed
They're actually trying to make you hung up the phone... it's a perfect strategy
@soul HAAH! BACK TO 69!!
@soul I shall only speak in the presence of my lawyer.
@@viriato.t8 I'm your lawyer now. Nice to meet you Sir/Ma'am/Gender Fluid Folk🤝
They 100% are. This is so done on purpose
Ha! Jokes on them I have ADHD I'd probably fall down laughing and start dancing on the floor
The audio is just a live-stream of the phone operators playing random instruments in the office while not answering your call.
It's Britney Spears, song Toxic. Cover version by a youtuber called shittyflute IIRC. And the hold music player further degrades the quality to make it sound even more horrible than the already deliberately awful shittyfluted version on its own.
And the female voice is also spoken live by an operator, who doesn't want to take the call. She practiced years to sound like taped.
@@theuncalledfor stop spreading fake shit
That's amazing
This makes me think of the scene from "Airplane!" where they're "flying on instruments"
This is what it sounds like when a tea kettle plays a recorder, backed up by a swarm of bees
The real purpose of the hold music is to make sure that no one holds.
TheConsciousCat first reply
@@noguac6779 i never imagined that this would blow up like this
Either this or a prank by a fired or quitting employee.
@@foxrumor whatever that is, they're brilliant !! 😁
@@delq bruh u only got 3k likes, you re not the new kim kardashian, calm down
I think the boss wanted his kid's school band to make its debut.
Nah kid school bands are worse than this
@@KingCheckOut Nah this is worse than kids school bands.
@@stevengolly4392 How dare you. Toxic shittyfluted is a masterpiece of music.
Fun Fact: The music is so terrible that there’s never more than one person in the queue, at any one time.
Hmmm, makes sense
It's like they gave a bunch of 10 year olds with minimal music training a mr.bungle cd and said cover this.
I Just realised it was toxic by Britney spears
Sorry í was tired
@@matthias7968 wow...
Honestly, good for you!
*sarcasm*
Ben Smith th-cam.com/video/enL2GqmjAD4/w-d-xo.html
The phone number that use to play this doesn’t do it anymore 😢. Guess they didn’t want to pay for it.
"Suicide Hotline, how can i help you ?"
"You can't"
"Hello? Hello? Is anybody there?"
lmao
I giggled
Night Wolf *cue distorted crackling earrape*
@@ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 whyyyyyyyy :( *intense sobbing*
“this music is awful”
*guy playing for the person on hold cries*
Lol na
extra fabulous comics, right?
@@alexgonzalez5938 i know, they're the best
Amy Vause bro it’s toxic by Britney Spears
Joey joe joe!
If I had a business this would be the hold music.
You would lose customers
with the message: "your whining costs us money, we are going to torture you with this hold until you hang up"
I’d be your customer
I’d also be your customer
Nothing like some pissed off customers to make your day better!
That music was as organized as that persons desk
"Your call is important to us."
"Your ears however, are not."
"Neither is your sanity."
Hello? Just a moment, I'm fucking bleeding from my ear.
puppypasta wrong your in the first sentence it’s « your » not you’re which is a contraction of you and are
lmao
ur*
It's blatantly obvious that these people really hate their customers.
And they are just tired of taking calls
It's better than your corny ringtone. th-cam.com/video/6WQqstqo4Sw/w-d-xo.html
Cant have customer compaints if they all hang up
@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 Hahahaha!
Trying to scare away all the callers so the customer service doesn't have to answer any phone calls
yeah, that's the idea with most hold music
Yeah, this is big brain time
500IQ
the person who put the non music part on sponsor block is a savage lol
“Yo pass the aux”
“You better not play trash”
Me:
Extreme Depression for real tho
You listened to them tho. This was fire
Yoooo one thousandth like
Who tf still uses aux
Vincent that’s by far the most stupid question I have ever seen
This is the audio equivalent of hitting your elbow
Yes
I don’t know why this made me laugh so fucking much but it did
Why did I laugh
And stubbing your toe
And the recoil you do when you touch something wet and squishy in the sink
The first day of music class when the 4th graders get their recorders:
mood 😂😂😂
Very true.
Stooooop 😂
Unrealistic, it would be way less in time,
But 4th graders have an excuse for when its out of time whilst they’re performing to the class,
Its called just a little bit of “swing”
The only thing that would make this worse is if there was a 2-3 second pause with light static before the phone says “you’re first in line” so you think someone is actually picking up every time. I think Verizon does this on their hold line.
“Please hold...”
*Demons try to play Mozart’s second symphony*
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this is britney spears ! lol
@@phtaliglutamirid no it's Mozart
koobdie its britney. Its “toxic” im pretty sure
@@Isabel-ir7hb Yeah but the shittyflute version.
sounds like someone is playing the trumpet and having a divorce at the same time
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Toot Toot
I forgot that it turned text surrounded by * into this weird font. I waisted 2 Minutes of my life for this. Wow.
*sad doot*
UNDERRATED
*Me at 11pm making a beat:* Yo this shit is fire!!!
*Me listening to the beat the next morning:*
Stolen lol
that hurt
Producer facts
@@johnnypiquel2295 😅😅😅😅
TH-cam comments are so shit what brain dead idiots liked this?
This is how they get out of handling customer disputes.
It's actually genius: make the waiting experience as awful as possible so you don't have to deal with your customers
Then your business fails and you become die
Toxic is the best hold music, fight me
stolen
That is humorous.
Dp Peters ?
When you're the IT department and you quit your job and nobody knows how to fix the phone system
GuestAsUsual 😬💀
999th like, almost there!
r/oddlyspecific
yep i can picture that being the case
XD
Soundcloud rappers be like: "aye man can you give my mixtape a listen?"
*Their mixtape:*
SO TRUE!
"It's fire bro"
Exmilitary
Bruh check out my sound cloud mehn. Bro bro listen to my mixtape! Listen to my mix tape bro
Lmao
Sounds like a clarinet player inside a clown car having a seizure.
I didn’t know Squidward had his own hold music
Bruhhhh 😂
Bruh wdym squidward is Fire 🔥
Eth4n D0rit0z fax
Mediocre clarinet player
Cody Smith wdym
It sounds like a woman being murdered with a trumpet.
I can totally hear that.
DOOT DOOTDOOT doot!
AAUUUUUAAAAGHH!
How would you know that
@@obamagaming8885 it sounds like a trumpet and a woman screeching..?
It really was music to be murdered by
@@kittendumbie7919 plot thickens, wasn't even a hold music
Those are the screams of the forgotten callers whom been trapped inside the never ending wormhole of hold music
Or it could be shitty flute
Smartest way to limit the calls to people who really need whatever service it is.
This is the audio equivalent of hitting your ankle with a scooter
This audio is the equivalent of Google Search Page 15
i haven’t ridden a normal scooter in years, but yes, i remember that. and it’s just so annoying even thinking about it.
Omg why is this true
Lmao yes dude
"Sir ,thank you for your patience"
"Sir...."
"SIR?!"
Is like pennywyse song in IT
Lol you made two comments
@@shavedpotatoes9211 you did the same jaja
Marcador yes
SuperMega has entered the chat.
Squidward:
“Too bad that didn’t kill me..”
@Mr. California Maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if it wasn't for someone's big meaty claws
@Mr. California what did you say punk... Fish: BIG. MEATY. CLAWS!!!
@Mr. California oh these claws ain't just for attracting mates
@Mr. California bring it on old man, bring it on!
@Mr. California Spongebob: No, let's be smart and bring it off.
The call hangs up after 30 seconds.
The School Band during warm ups.
So accurate
And also during the performance
Hell yeah
And they all think they sound so good with their oboes and tubas
xltsalad I can relate. 👏🏻 Practice. 👏🏻 At. 👏🏻 Home.
*Just imagine he is calling a suicide hotline*
I cut my veins with chain saw listening to it
“Suicide ends worldwide”
Niles Black OH MY FUCKING GOD LOL
this music screams *"do it dumbass, you won't."* in flute language
nl4nny420 oof
It’s so bad that my ears took too long to realize that it’s a parody of a Britney Spears song...
It took your comment to make me realize
I don't think it it's a parody though. It's just a very corrupted version. Like a tape that has been played for too many times, although probably digital. Not sure how this happens but I have heard horrible waiting music like this before, albeit not quite as bad as this.
i thought it was the original one
Neropatti no. DEFINITELY not
I had to look at the comments before I realized 😂
Plot Twist: You're not even on hold.
The whole office has got you on loud speaker and are playing instruments terribly just to troll you.
"What kind of music do you want?"
"Toxic."
"You got it, Boss."
😂🤣🤣
its fuckin toxic alright :)
xD
I did the job, boss. now stop giving me low wage boss
It was only at the very end of the video when I finally recognized it. … Several years after watching this for the first time
"Thank you for your patience :)"
*Portal to hell opens*
Your profile is a portal to hell no offence it's creepy
IM CRYING DUDE
He's calling the UAC.
This is at 444 likes
@@TP-ko7ue ARE YOU SURE?
"Your call is first in line"
*DEMONIC SCREECHING PROCEEDS*
*TOXIC DEMONIC SCREECHING PROCEEDS
Why do TH-cam comments nowadays just say exactly what happened in the video? Is that supposed to be funny or something?
@@mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969 I am very hurt by that. I'm just trying to add a ray of sunshine in this world. Although you are not wrong, ouch
You need three more likes
wass gonna like your comment, but refrained out of respect for the number
you can hear the person recording this stifle a laugh at 1:07
"im a 16 year old rapper whos trying to make it big"
their rap:
Atlanta type beat
😂😂
P.S. Your comment has 69 Likes and I don't wanna ruin it.
I almost choke on my food thanks alot
My sista boyfriend is the best rapper and he is gonna release his song but its arabic
Bunch of clowns 😂
“Your call is now first in line, and will be answered by the next available representative. Thank you for your patience.”
*Hells Instruments starts playing*
Honestly, I'd rather listen to Knee Deep in the Doot than whatever this is.
They didn’t want to pay the royalties so just got there recorder out.
Their.
The Clockwork Cadaver ok grammar nazi.
Correcting one word does not equal grammar nazi. The difference between there, their and they're is elementary school english. It's surprising to see how often people fuck it up
Just Some Monkey With Internet Access Yeah but I'm right though, keep crying about it.
Bro my Mic is fine, stop complaining
Their Mic:
The mic sounds so high quality, yet the music is so bad
high quality bad music
@@niggroid no, it's bad quality high music
Liani Hernandez
No its high bad quality music.
@@deathbyseatoast8854 no, its music quality bad high
@@beautycool861 it's quality music which is high