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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- An insults match vs you guys... ok
Leave your insults here: goo.gl/forms/3...
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If you see this comment saying ' INSULT MEEEE '
Business email: business @ callux.co.uk
What was callux’s favourite movie as a kid?
Finding chemo
Jake Garside do u know what thats bloody amazing
Nicely done
Dead
Fucking class
Mate I rate that
was sarah your make a wish
incredible
Loool
in laughter because she couldn't feel anything
and we have a winner
lol wtf
Don't know what's dying faster, your TH-cam channel or Sarahs love for you
Ur chin looks like someone did the hydraulic press on it
I lodont mean it
what chin r
I see u in every comment section I go to😂😂😂😂
an 83 year old man with lepersy can satisfy sarah more in a minute than callux ever could in his lifetime
FlowRT he had more time to practice
Leprosy*
yes cause by then he already wouldve died from cancer
Looooooooool
Hi Simons girlfriend
You need to do one with him innit talia
Do one of these with Simon
Hi
After it was known that Simon has a girlfriend I'm seeing her every where now
When you were younger your idol was ironman
Amaan raaaaaaaaaaah
Please just do one with Simon, unless you're scared ;)
Didn’t know Sarah close did make a wish🤷🏼♀️
Esme Stead no
Pahahaha
4:12 I thought you were gonna say "I'm 34 years old" Lmao
Can't decide what's bigger... Cal's forehead, the hole in his chest or the disappointment he brings to his family, friends and fans by uploading 12 vids a year
stephen hawkings started investigating black holes because of the one in your chest. Edit: lol first time I get likes in a comment...
sasagi how do people like this shit insult 😂😂🤦♂️🤦♂️
Savage
90% of the insults are just about cancer
90% of him is cancer
but Callux is 100% cancer sooo...
no thats his content
cancer loves multiplying. so it makes sense that cancer couldnt help but speak about itself
Pablo Mejido I’m one off those
This series is the best thing to ever happen on TH-cam
When you on a McMillan survivors ad then mate? Never will be because you discourage cancer victims from wanting to survive
Javen T submit that
Wow
Javen T Nahhh😂
I just made some super noodles, can I use the hole in your chest as a bowl????
Ur so funny
Shit
Do the Insult challenge with Simon
broo chill that's a harsh insult
I hope you spent time with your dad for Father's Day... oh
The Gaming Banana oh my god
Take it easy dude
Fuck me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You’re a marketing strategy from Durex
YVM 78 nope u got that from somewhere else
YVM 78 that’s a banger 😂
When you run out of friends
Insults match vs Logan paul
OLD CHEWIE CHEWIE he can't Logan's jaw will be wired shut after jj's done
If only it was you Logan found in the forest
2:33 had my crying! My mom came in and asked me if I was ok bc u was wheezing so loudly😂
I dont need to insult you...your channel is already a joke
Moditha Perera original
His channel is nearly as dead as he was when he was 4
HA HA HA THAT WAS FUNNY
He is more clapped than 'if youre happy and you know it' *claps hands*
Moditha Perera Roasted🔥
The hole in your chest is bigger than the hole in your dignity
PBM holy fuck chill out
Dead...
And the hole in his dignity is bigger than your future
Tony stark got a heart in his chest and he became a super hero, callux got a hole in his chest and he became a charity case
Abigail Wright lmao
Callum has ran out of friends to do this with, so he goes to twitter and asks his fans
Your hairline is so far back it reminds me of the tine my dad left me
The fact that you survived cancer, however disappointing its performance was, is your best quality
What's lower, your cpm or life expectancy?
sarah forgets about you on a daily basis
Your beard is more patchy than my skin disease
Callux = UNDERRATED
Callux = The Pussy Destroyer **insert x files music**
WELCOME TO THE CALLUX :
Whats more close to dying
A) Callux from leukemia
B)Your channel
Hello Callux you are a great youtuber. Have you noticed that you have such a big amount of comments. That means that people must really like your videos or they would not even waist there time watching you. I hope that your youtube channel keeps on growing and that you will become one of the top youtuber. It will take some time but you can do. I enjoy watching your videos and hope you keep doing what you love. Please put in video.
Why in this video were you flexing a 32 inch TV when the hole in your heart is bigger
I've got one,
Was your 15 seconds of TH-cam fame your cancer Make a Wish?
Who else is ready for the sea of insults that are gonna be in the comments lmao.
I'm glad you came with this idea,this means there will be a decent video on your channel for the first time
Imagine having a channel that resembled you in the past.... slowly dying
I’ve regretted all of my life choices knowing that the money I gave to the make a wish foundation was going to you
YOUR IRON MAN IF THE HOLE IN HIS HEART WAS THE SUCCESSFUL PART
Your birth cert is an apology letter from durex
That is soooooo old
Ben Lindsay old. You are probably 11
Ben Lindsay good one
Jasper Dolton ask ur mother 🤙
Cooper A filmz do something u bitch
These type of content is exactly what we need
4:12 I thought Callum was 34 and I was like "that explains a lot" 😂😂😂
Cancer left you, suppose that’s good won’t be long till Sarah does the same lol
Play Simon at a insult match
Your TH-cam career is evidence of make a wish’s longest cancer support scheme
Mozzy. Official hahahaha
The “probably not gonna read this one” was definetly me 😂
I gotta add this one in. He came so close to making millions of people very happy, but then they cured his cancer.
Sarah is only dating you for the bants
I hope god blesses your holy chest
Your chin is as existent as your relationship
You took dressing up to a whole new level who would have thought you actually got a whole in your chest to be iron man
I don’t no what’s worse his content or the fact that someone with alopecia would want that clapped haircut
Wheres your money come from to pay for the house. Oh wait sarah
_ Reuben _ good one
No harry
electrowood390 😂😂
I didn't know what was dying faster you or your channel
When your girlfriend cheated on you she left a hole that could never be filled... oh no, my bad that was cancer
The doctors who did your chemo think of you when playin Fortnight when they say "Im about to open this chest"
I don't know what I want most, end world hunger or see you upload "I got cancer again".
Suprised people actually showed up to insult you...
Yet you call them 'fans'
Slinkyy most of them are having fun no probs man
Surprising he has fans...
Your beard is more patchy than your upload pattern.
It’s sad that you have to upload to pay for your chemotherapy
yeet r u in the US or just a spastic
The Deji part killed me 😭😭
Hey callux you are an amazing TH-camr and I have subscribed to the channel with the bell. I know it's for the insults if cancer cos I had it to😣. But keep your head up and be strong, you are making good content 😊
when is your tv advert coming to help cancer research
Vrajesh Bhatt soon as yours comes out to save the Africans
Shezad Poole good move
The fans beat you bro
my dad ran over a disabled person the other day and while the person lay motionless on the floor he went and got a photo with him for me because he thought the guy was you :0
Polished then you sent it to Logan Paul to use in his next video?
Is it bad that I laughed the most at the smeggy willy part
Most attention seekers go through an emo stage, Callux went through a chemo stage
Your hairline is more capped than your CPM
The only reason sarah is still with u is because she wants everyone to stay away from her
Yess cal the goat
When people say cal they think of calfreezy not you 😂
You were definitely the kid in school who flipped his eye lids
4 years WOW
Your future is darker than the hole in your chest
Callcum
Did I ever tell you Cal that Im really excited for when you and Sarah have a baby together, those baby chemotherapy vlogs are gonna be lit
I bet when Callux was naming the reindeer as a kid, he always got Prancer mixed up with cancer.
Callux’s channel
there can’t have been anything good on tv when you were conceived. you’re a brilliant excuse for contraception! love you❤️❤️❤️
What you tensing for, I've seen more muscle on an African which has been dead 3 years
Funny?
WoooW
Unfunny and a derby fan even worse
Kenneth Lee your dad definitely didn't love you and abused you, no sense of humour. Not my problem
Ash Walters oh shitttttt
When i found out your ex cheated on you i felt guilty
I dont know whats worse. Having depression or watching your videos
When harry calfreezy tied you to the chair it gave you flashbacks of all those 13 year old girls you have tied up in your basement
Your shirt has as many holes in it as your heart does
You are Callux. That is my insult
Are you Kavos' twin coz you look the same, thound the thame and have literally the opposite content, but yet yours is more cancerous
Callux you remind me of that kid at school who used to just sit their every lesson dribbling and swinging all over his tshirt.
Even if I lived till 107 years old, I still wouldn’t consume as much oxygen as it took to keep you alive
you survived and are unfortunately still here however your channel is dead
if you see this i love you and that is just for the memes
People subscribe to you for charity
i swear everyone left team 10 because they used jake to get popular and then they left as they were popular enough. that's what sarah is going to do to callum; when she is more famous, she will leave callum🤷🏼♀️
fucking hell you were right
I didn’t think much of ur channel but it started growing on me
Like a brain tumour
Callux - a walking advertisement for contraception
Im not subscribed to you
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This is what I submitted 2 weeks ago: When Robert Downey Jr retires, you should become the next Iron man. You do have a hole on your chest after all. Can’t wait for the Iron man reboot ;)
I love your content, only because good youtubers are allways in it
i don't know what is more annoying.
the fact that cancer didn't kill callux
or the fact that sarah hasn't dumped him yet