I expected it to just be steadily growing rapidly throughout the scene. I kept wondering when it was going to start. And then it just exploded like his head just couldn’t contain it anymore!
@@manender1020More the other way around. People grow out of capitalism when they understand that it is a pyramid scheme destroying the world and turning us into children who only care about consuming. There is a reason why politicians and big companies hate communism so much.
Yknow normally heavy smoking causes substantial hair loss. Arthur grows a full lock and beard the moment a cigarette touches his mouth. Built different, to say the least.
My hopeless drunk and smoker uncle who died in his 40s: head full of hair Zoomer me who's never touched substances in my life and eats salads: Norwood 4 by 30 💀
Blane the food pollution heightened stress levels and the fact we have more signals flying through our bodies with no idea hownthat impacts us@GeneralKenobi69420
@@roc-noK i was gonna say the same thing he kinda looks like Johnny Klebitz from behind did you know that John Marston and Johnny Klebitz resemble each other Marston in 1911 and John in 2008 both Outlaws both love to ride Horses and Bikes both despise cars Klebitz even called them "cages" and both had similar voices god i don't know why but Marston and Klebitz are my favourite ❤❤❤❤❤
I don't think people seem to understand what aging means. He didn't age, just grew some hair. The hair he grew is not even gray, so I don't know what you smoke to see him "age", but whatever I guess... 🤦🏻
1:06 Wow, that was fast... I thought maybe it was gonna cut back and forth, switching back in forth we see hair get thicker and thicker... but this was not what I expected.
Damn......😨all that hair exploded out of Arthur like 10 gallons of testosterone😂😂.....plus wen did Mary-beth become a "smokin hot" "bounty hunter"?? Mann....the wonderful works of mods😊👌🏻
Gamers from 2044 be like: "the retro graphics are swell and all but you can really see how the hardware back then couldn't support the modern realistic body hair growing mechanics" "yeah, and all of those tonics probably cost the player much of his monthly universal basic income"
When I saw this title pop up on my recommended I thought maybe it'd start slowly popping out of his head at a fairly quick but reasonable pace so as the dialogue goes you just get distracted watching this hair slowly popping out if his head and face, I didn't expect it to just pop out in a single second. Is this a real effect of consuming that many or is this a mod? I've never modded RDR2 so I can't really tell the difference between what's actually in the game and what's been "added" into the game. Obviously I know Mary-Beth is a Mod.
@ghostofyourmom Ah right, thank you for clarifying. That does sound like the sort of random thing Rockstar would add though lol just not many people would wanna chug 100 bottles of hair tonic so they'd never really notice 😂.
Tbf Arthur’s hair or beard sometimes does just grow in the middle of a cutscene but it’s not gonna grow like this. It would basically just be the next level of growth or whatever so if you’re clean shaven Arthur can randomly have a stubble as soon as the cutscene starts/ends. I was expecting the growth to be gradual like that but yea it’s obvious he used a mod here
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“Ah, shoot, it’s the ladies.” *Instantly grows ultra-manly mane*
He aged 40 years after hearing them start yapping
@@13DeadEyeRonin38NAW
@@13DeadEyeRonin38Chadpilled arthur morgan
@@13DeadEyeRonin38162
😂😂
I expected it to just be steadily growing rapidly throughout the scene. I kept wondering when it was going to start. And then it just exploded like his head just couldn’t contain it anymore!
I thought the same thing, or like every camera cut he would have a little bit more lol
Same, when nothing happend i figured it doesnt work during the cutscenes and he would just have a full beard instantly after it. Then it happend
750
How does this lame ass ChatGPT sounding comment get 1000 likes? Google is weird.
I haven’t laughed this hard in months
Bald arthur looks like a menace
yep definitely a low honor Arthur
Bro looking like the dude from breaking bad without the glasses 😂
He looks like BJ Blazkowicz
@@darknesswave100 THE Bryan Cranston
He reminds me of Shane from TWD, especially with how he grabs his belt buckle
love how the second he started talking to the girls it looked like he aged rapidly
Women tend to have that effect on men
@@mr.banana2370 nice one
He went alpha
Especially since her name is Karen🤣
Real
"You're doin' terrible things to my hormones, miss!" moment.
Rdr1 Jack was a creep ngl
Idk I think he was just bad at flirting@@Haydendriffill
@@Haydendriffilllow honor yeah high honor he’s just depressed I feel like.
They tell me I’m at my sexual peak
@My_pfp_beats_all_dog_breeds. So your saying all teenagers are creeps?
Karen: What’s happened to you Arthur?
Arthur: You talking about Miss Grimshaw or my hair?
😂😂😂
he went from "I'M A BETTER MAN THAN YOU, RICK" to "You're a wizard, Harry" real fast
underrated comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YES ! All bald he really looks like John Bernthal
Im better for abigail than you john
@@petrokober1117 LMAO
Bro evolved from hitman 47 to Karl Marx within a second.
A 16 year old's political views
Dutch would be proud
😂
@@manender1020More the other way around. People grow out of capitalism when they understand that it is a pyramid scheme destroying the world and turning us into children who only care about consuming.
There is a reason why politicians and big companies hate communism so much.
He turned into alan moore, professional comic book writter, mall santa and Rasputin impersonator
1:02 pov you just went outside, touched grass and finally talked to a woman for the first time. (the stress ages you rapidly)
how is that pov? do you even know what that means?
LMAOOOO
When:
@@DerCrawlerVomUrAnushey, it's ok
@@DerCrawlerVomUrAnus MLP profile picture = opinion automatically disregarded
I got so distracted by Mary-Beth that when I noticed Arthur turned into Hagrid I nearly fckn died 💀
Same bro
Mods do bad things
mods? what xD@@Stealth-p5l
1:06 set to 0.25 playback speed.
@@artyd42lmao watched this, and mostly paid attention to how it changed their speech and couldn't stop laughing! lol
Santa revealing his true identity in Christmas films:
Who knew Santa was a vicious outlaw?
@@15braincellsremainingwhere do you think he come up with all those gifts xD
@@15braincellsremaining :) More like Wild West Robin Hood
He pushed Santa off his roof 💀
santa got tuberculosis 😭
"Family is everything' - Dom Morgan
“This next mission is a little unconventional, 47. You’ll be going back in time.”
To be fair,"The Uncle" sounds like the name of an elusive target 100%
@@fragdoch-nicht1290 your right
Lmao read this in her voice
SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE HITMAN TIME TRAVEL 😮
"Inflicting The Uncle with Lumbago? Lengthy, but untraceable killing method. Good job, 47."
Yknow normally heavy smoking causes substantial hair loss. Arthur grows a full lock and beard the moment a cigarette touches his mouth. Built different, to say the least.
🚬🗿
My hopeless drunk and smoker uncle who died in his 40s: head full of hair
Zoomer me who's never touched substances in my life and eats salads: Norwood 4 by 30 💀
Blane the food pollution heightened stress levels and the fact we have more signals flying through our bodies with no idea hownthat impacts us@GeneralKenobi69420
The fact that it wasn't even lit yet
Your tinfoil hat too tight? Male pettern baldness is genetic. Fool.
bro went from Agent 47 to the Big Lebowski
The dude abides, man
Are you perchance a nihilist? Nihilists tend to get the Big Lebowski and the Dude mixed up.
Funniest damn comment I ever read, how is this not pinned?
@@MetallicStar6glad to make you laugh 😂
@@Harrry_03 Thanks for the laugh :)
During mating season, the Morgan will puff out it's head to appear larger to scare off rival males and entice nearby females.
We need sir David Attenborough to narrate this. :)
🤣🤣🤣
beautiful
I laughed so hard I cried at this comment section
its*
Three women ask “Could you take us too?” *massive testosterone spike*
Test count at 9999 lol
More test means balding not gaining hair
@@silotx That beard though.
@@silotx more dht means balding
@@BennyTempino5"it's over nine thousands!" *Breaks scooter detector angrily*
I think its crazy that they where able to model Arthur’s face so pretty much any hair and beard style fits him
1:07 When you realize the first Red Dead Redemption came out 14 years ago
We’re about to celebrate RDR2’s 6th birthday 😳
🤣😅
When you realize the second Red Dead Redemption came out 6 years ago
@@Night5225I can’t believe it.
😂
Crazy how talking to Karen for .5 seconds ages you about 20 years
Dealing with Karens has that effect on people
In Germany, We Call Kevin. ( Male Karens)
😮
Talking to a Karen does that to ya
@@einmensch8240So ein Schwachsinn
Homey went from desperado Mr. Clean to cowboy Jesus in one second.
The way uncle sleeps it's the reason why he has lumbago
Yeah, putting you weight on your lower back won't help the lower back pain.
But he wasn't sleeping, he was thinking
@@GOOOOOOLden_boyThat's even worse. That's the number 1 cause of Lumbago for people his age during that time 😂
It's a serious condition
Hotel?
Lumbago.
Arthur looks really good bald actually.
I've cut the hair of my Arthur too recently. With a bit of beard he looks pretty badass.
i’d say he looks good right now only because his jacket makes him look like johnny klebitz from behind and johnny was my boah
He definitely looks good in a badass way when bald, but he somehow also looks good in a handsome looking way for tha ladies of the 19th century
@@roc-noK i was gonna say the same thing he kinda looks like Johnny Klebitz from behind did you know that John Marston and Johnny Klebitz resemble each other Marston in 1911 and John in 2008 both Outlaws both love to ride Horses and Bikes both despise cars Klebitz even called them "cages" and both had similar voices god i don't know why but Marston and Klebitz are my favourite ❤❤❤❤❤
he watched skinhead tiktoks
I love how at first nothing seems out of the ordinary aside from Cowpoke 47 here then just around the corner BOOM Western Santa Clause.
Some men hit puberty later than others, but it always hits hard.
He went from skinhead to hobo real quick
having a voice like that BEFORE puberty goes CRAZY
Dude that channel description is insanity
Arthur’s testosterone spiked at the sight of the women, leading to rapid beard growth, and a lion-like Maine rapidly growing. Pure masculinity.
this fucking killed me lmao
Last time Arthur saw a pair of jugs as big as Karen’s; a hillbilly in Beaver Creek was blowing them.
And a hard on
Good thing he didn’t grow a lion-like Connecticut.
Does that mean they'll bite his balls?
Without hair or a beard, it really shows off how handsome and how well done the model of Arthur is
My boy got that jawline cheek bone combo
📷🤨🏳️🌈?
@@byao682 I’m not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks
Hell yeah
My man grew hair faster than me getting high honor in the whole game.
You mean low honor?
@@Louis13XIIIwhy would they mean low honor.🤨
@@Louis13XIII high honor is difficult my guy
@@King_Jockeyas difficult as flirting with your mom and getting her to my bed. Do the game normally and you'll end up high honor 🥱
“HI THERE MISTER”
Man's cigarette aged him 500 years just by lighting it
Women n tobacco both is good n bad men's health
How do you think long hair = age? What?
He still looks young as fuck.
I don't think people seem to understand what aging means. He didn't age, just grew some hair. The hair he grew is not even gray, so I don't know what you smoke to see him "age", but whatever I guess... 🤦🏻
I’m pretty sure that the hair growing is the joke, since long hair takes a year or three to get it past your shoulder is you start with a buzzcut.
I’ve been growing out my hair for a 2 years and it’s already at waist level what are you guys talking about
This is why in game cutscenes will always reign supreme. This right here.
I blinked and suddenly he had a full head of hair and a massive, glorious beard rivaling that of the proudest of dwarven kings.
I literally turned away from the screen for half a second and I missed it.
Or ZZ TOP 😂
Once the ladies asked if Arthur could take them into town his male instincts kicked in
This is like a how girls see older men vs how guys see older men type of situation
Forget Arthur, look at Mary Beth…respectfully of course! 👀
she thiccc
Indeed, i didn't even recognise her, had to rewind to catch her name in the subtitle XD
Dam what a women!❤😅
Damn that caught me off guard
ayo
'Smoke. It's good for your hair!'
-Marlboro
Lung cancer: 💀
@@random.776 Never said it was good for your lungs
@@RandomGuy_368 but lung cancer is bad for your hair too.
@@random.776 No thats chemotherapy
I love how he's Badass Mr. Clean when he's talking to Uncle. Then transforms into a majestic sasquatch when speaking to the ladies.
LMAO!
"What's happened to you Arthur?"
Arthur: I think you already saw what happened
Arthur: *smokes while his hair and beard grows fucking fast*
Arthur went through all 57 stages of gruff in less than 2 seconds.
There’s a film called Gruff lol
You mean 47 stages 😂
My face when i light the match of extremely fast hair growth:
Uncle: Damn, how long did it take for me to get the horses ready?
🤣
Must be the Lumbago.
1:07 and then pause it. Then use the period and comma keys to scroll frame by frame. Every hair-beard combination works.
Lol 😮
He went from looking like somebody you'd give a wide berth if you saw in public to the sweetest man you've ever met in an instant.
Arthur's actually got a really nicely shaped head. Never saw him bald, actually a good look for him.
rockstar designed him too sexy to be real
The timing with the cigarette fits so well! I guess smoking really makes you age faster.
That wild west kush really hit different.
I love how it grew incrementally on each syllable.
"Poopmpf!"
Soon as Arthur lights the cigarette he grows all that hair
He becomes 1000x more manly at just the touch of a ciggie
When's the hair gonna light on fire
I was half ass expecting his hair to grow back slowly like a chiapet
Arthur's rizz was so high he grew a beard in seconds after catching the attention of women and smoking at the exact same time.
1:03 I *knew* exactly what was coming, but still wasn't prepared for how absurdly hilarious it was going to be.
"What's happened to you, Arthur?"
"I just hit my second puberty."
The fact that it was timed to him flicking the match makes it so much better
I smoked one of them. The cigarettes that make you hairy.
And right when he talks to Karen
As soon at it grew, I remembered Dennis from Spongebob movie saying "~this is what a real mustache looks like~"
Uncle to John: "....See a mermaid?"
Patrick: Is Arthur a mermaid?
I didn't even know Arthur's hair could get that long. Dude is Dwarf-maxxing
0:05 This is actually what gave Arthur the TB RIP 🙌🏻
Bald, clean shaven arthur looks like the train go boom guy from Black Ops 3
Say Arthur drinks 100 hair tonics. Outcome? Hair go boom.
ah, Taylor
do the mask smith shaker
The only memorable line from that game
HE PULLED A TIM ALLEN FROM THE MOVIE “THE SANTA CLAUSE” 🤣
Rare footage of mr cleans ancestor "chadeous cleaneous" transforming into hagrid to hide from the IRS
lol 😂😂😂😂😂
Leviticus Cleanwall
something telling me the player has a favorite girl in the camp, but just can't put my finger to it 🤔
Bro went from agent 47 to hagrid
Arthur looks like Jon Bernthal getting ready to say” lemme tell you sum’n”😂😂
Would be perfect casting for live action
@@breadlover302it really wouldn't be
@@breadlover302 Looks nothing like Arthur.
Respect for having the patience just to drink 100 tonics
In an un-modded game it'd just be a waste of time.
Only 3 hair tonics stack and they cease affect once you move to a next growth stage.
Arthur goes from an egg head to a full bearded barbaric Viking.
Npcs: “we saw nothing”
Arthur went from Agent 47 to gunslinging Santa Clause in less than 2 seconds
He went from Agent 47 to Dumbledore in less than 2 seconds 😂😂😂
What’s happened to you Arthur?
1:20 Mary-Beth's physique here made me double and triple-take Oh My Lordy 👀
Dood, saaaaame
1:06 Wow, that was fast... I thought maybe it was gonna cut back and forth, switching back in forth we see hair get thicker and thicker... but this was not what I expected.
I was to busy watching Mary Beth be thicker
The moment he started to talk to the women, he became their grandpa
anyone remembers the HAIR STRAUSS version of this?
*laughing soundtrack*
You’re the bald guy
That was so funny. The more Arthur shouted, the more hair he grew
@@antonironstag5085 THIS EXACTLY, I CANT FIND THAT VERSION WHERE CAN I FIND I T:,)
@@caesarpizza1338disclaimer, not the real seth everman, i just like the vibe...and memes
Bro went from Max Payne to Kurt Russel 😂
I used to hate the hair tonics in this game because of how slow they were until I realized their effects stacked lol
Dude went from Judge Holden to John Brown in a heartbeat
I wish it was gradual, like we would witness him slowly return to monke as the cutscene progressed.
Bro went from Hitman to Hagrid
Damn......😨all that hair exploded out of Arthur like 10 gallons of testosterone😂😂.....plus wen did Mary-beth become a "smokin hot" "bounty hunter"?? Mann....the wonderful works of mods😊👌🏻
Valentine, the very enbodiment of civilization
Gamers from 2044 be like:
"the retro graphics are swell and all but you can really see how the hardware back then couldn't support the modern realistic body hair growing mechanics"
"yeah, and all of those tonics probably cost the player much of his monthly universal basic income"
0:22 yes please do check how big your litter pile is. I'm surprised it wasn't bigger
I like how it spontaneously grows into styled hair, mustache, and beard automatically.
from johnny sins to santa claus in 1 second 😂
the real takeaway from this is how smoking kills, the moment he lights that match he aged up
That was awesome! Went from Agent 47 to Paul Bunyan.
Never played this game, didnt know what to expect and it still caught me off guard lmao.
Damn Mary Beth looking like she can take over a whole gang
Imagine a hair tonic company using this clip as their ad.
Just put a logo in the corner and done
Went from Stone-Cold Steve Austin to Santa Claus in a matter of seconds. 😂
Bruh, as soon as he lit that match and cig... the man bloom came like a soft evening breeze.
"Whachu want, cueball?"
I was hoping we could rob a coach.
"Whatever you say, sasquatch."
Arthur looks really good with a bald head. Damn
Mary-Beth looks cool asf, interesting mod
Better than how I would describe her here
I don't remember her boobs being so big in vanilla, other then that I agree
It's a mod?
@joseisoniemi yes, that's not how she looks in the base game, I'm assuming it's an outfit in red dead online or just something an npc wears
@@AratonHunter yeah it's been so long since I played the game so I was really wondering if I just didn't remember
I was expecting growth but not THAT much
When I saw this title pop up on my recommended I thought maybe it'd start slowly popping out of his head at a fairly quick but reasonable pace so as the dialogue goes you just get distracted watching this hair slowly popping out if his head and face, I didn't expect it to just pop out in a single second. Is this a real effect of consuming that many or is this a mod? I've never modded RDR2 so I can't really tell the difference between what's actually in the game and what's been "added" into the game. Obviously I know Mary-Beth is a Mod.
It's a mod. You can't really grow it that instantly in the base game.
@ghostofyourmom Ah right, thank you for clarifying. That does sound like the sort of random thing Rockstar would add though lol just not many people would wanna chug 100 bottles of hair tonic so they'd never really notice 😂.
that's what she said
Tbf Arthur’s hair or beard sometimes does just grow in the middle of a cutscene but it’s not gonna grow like this. It would basically just be the next level of growth or whatever so if you’re clean shaven Arthur can randomly have a stubble as soon as the cutscene starts/ends. I was expecting the growth to be gradual like that but yea it’s obvious he used a mod here
Tim Allen the week before Christmas
Man Arthur without hair looks a lot like Shane on the walking dead
"Why, what's ya'll got planned" is the cheat code for hair growth
Bro went from Caillou to Jesus in 3 minutes
From bald to a majestic beard and mane, such a majestic evolution.
"Why what you got planned ?" *becomes Gandalf*
Pearson could make a fine rug with that beard.
Arthur looks like hes ready for his debut in zz top