I once met Aloona in real life. This is how the conversation went; Aloona: Carpet Me: lmao Aloona: lmao? Me: LMAO! And that is how she hate the word “lmao”. And yes, everyone clapped after that. Lmao.
Funny, a person on twitter posted the following today: "when i was ~3 my mom took me to toys r us & i was in the seat portion of the shopping cart and we were going down the barbie aisle and my mom kept asking me which ones i liked and i finally took her face in my hands and said 'mommy. i care about you. but i dont care about barbie'" Totally happened. Oh, it got 5k+ likes btw.
I was talking to my little cousin the other day and suddenly she said “I am thankful that nobody invents conversations with me to legitimize their own ideas using the innocence that’s supposed by my infancy”
5:25 That moment will be with me forever and when death eventually comes to take my soul to the never ending dream i would look her in the eyes and say.. *LMAO*
When I was 3 years old, I was watching TV with my family and then I said: "Why there's so much violence and injustice in the world? Why nobody cares about others? When I grow up, I wanna be a superhero to end all these bad things!" Then my parents decided to do experiments with me and turn me into the stronger, the fastest and the most intelligent man alive. Then when I was 10 I had made my city the most secure in the planet, when I was 18 I had solved all my country's problems and now I'm 21 and I'm very close to eliminate all the conflicts and wars, bringing worldwide peace. My future self traveled through time to say he (or should I say "I"), was nominated as the supreme leader of Earth and everyone will clapped!
Definetly true 100%. Aloona kills a man over carpet, carpet breaks up with Aloona to go back to the man, realises the man is killed, carpet calls 911 and jumps out of the window, describes the killer, police found the killer after 6 carpets have been stolen. Aloona's last words: LMAO
New apartment with nothing but a basic bed, mirror and a rickety table in the background and she's wearing wireless earbuds. Now that is life priorities ladies and gentlemen.
Tip for text posts, the sliding view should be faster by at least one line so it would be readable in the screen, even if you stutter for some words. Also, sliding down is much better than jumping from one line to the next (which has an irregular pace and can be straining to the eye), or at least make the speed consistent. Just some minor quality of life suggestions.
I started flippin my shit after watching this video and am alone and scared because I hear clapping sounds from outside my room and the manager wont stop texting me to make me get my money for saving the day. I'm hiding under my CARPET
The Reddit posts were unfunny but the commentary was gold. Keep on doing what you're doing. You're finally doing something that only you can do. The callback jokes are hilarious.
Oh, there is no Black Wednesday, huh? Let me tell you something. Here in Norway we didn't have Black Friday before a couple of years ago. Maybe even longer. But we adopted the American day and we got to see customers act like animals. But the stores earned a bunch of money. So we expanded the day to a while week! First Monday after Black Friday is Cyber Monday. Wonder if we'll have a Cyber Week this year. I'm not a fan.
1:52 Aloona sounds just like Russian Google translate speaking english. Type this in and just give it a listen, "Here is what went down in the candy Ailse ea". I had to edit the last bit for it to sound similar
As someone who once saw a dude being chased by security guards in a store for trying to steal pepper (yes, the condiment) I was kinda buying the secord story (the Target one) until the security guard came along, then it was pretty much a description of a cartoon... specially the end, ugh
What kind of eyeshadow you use? Is it L'oreal?
Me: no. It's L'mao
😂😂😂
Lmao
LMAO
@@AloonaLarionova lMAo
*And they married for 3 years*
Aloona kills a man for a carpet
It's super effective!
I saw that, for realskis.
Totally normal in ukrain xD
Lmao
I once met Aloona in real life. This is how the conversation went;
Aloona: Carpet
Me: lmao
Aloona: lmao?
Me: LMAO!
And that is how she hate the word “lmao”.
And yes, everyone clapped after that.
Lmao.
Did you and aloona are married for 3 years?
GrandPipe No, I married the carpet.
LMFAO
Lmao?
Clap* Clap* Clap* Clap* Epico
Why aloona is so adorable and miserable at the same time?
UKRAINE PERSONIFIED
Da, I agree
"Be friends with whoever you want... Unless they're drug dealers."
*Advice 100*
Kyle Proctor Was going to write but you beat me to it o7
unless you want free drugs... then its great advice
@@ColHogan-ez4ou 07? And great minds think alike 😀
@@Maradnus nothing it's free in this world... A drug dealer
poor drug dealers... that's so sad :(
6:42 But why did the cops have to kill a family of 6 to find him?
the plot thickens
coffee
This comment and the answers have just made my night XD
no you misunderstand it's the small child that killed the family of 6
f l coffee?
La Mao
-Aloona, 2020
L-mao.
French cosmetics: L'mao
Ay lamao
Lil Mao
I imagine a French cat saying meow
"Le Meaux"
Aloona: I'm going to try to be better at english
English-speaking people: *write in english like drunken apes*
Aloona: why would you do that?
true tho.
like... why did the cops kill a family of 6 in order to find some random knife wielding dude?
simple, we are often drunken apes.
@@wepntech this makes a lot of sense
the manager gave them 1000 M O N E Y
Tbh i was expecting the robbers to shot the kids :/
immediately i remembered that kid who was going 30 of speed :D
1000 M O N E Y SO THE BANK CAN GET SOME B R E A D
@@thisprojectisretired1164 but before that clapped xD
@@mundial200
Kid : stealing is bad
Everyone : *clap clap*
Robber : *clap clap, proceed to shot the kid*
We are "you guys"
Her intro should be *"Hey You Guys"*
@@ProcTortuga Goonies?? She's probably never seen it.
I didn't know that holy flip
i had a dinosaur, but he evolved into an atack helicopter and mom said i couldn't keep him so he teleported to another dimension
'Abs of Steel Blyat" I lost it LMAO !
Now that Felix is on break. Let’s put all the pressure on Aloona instead. WE WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED!
Aloona now is the new Pewdiepie! All hail our beloved Slav Queen Bradette!
You dare make demands of Queen Larionova?! You wanna get bound in carpet and dropped in Chernobyl?!
d=
Aloona saying LMAO is literally so pure I love her
7:00
Aloona: *Heavy breathing in sad rage*
Also Aloona: Don't worry guys we're just having fun
Still Aloona: *intense sigh*
I can feel Aloona's faith in humanity is receding with every lmao
Lmao
Receding ... lmao and lmao every day.
Aloona's style: dry-wit humor, random laughs, awkwardness, and intermittent smiles.
Me: I have a carpet!
Aloona: So you have chosen death
When pewdiepie doesnt make any videos for you to edit, so you have to make your own
I gotta say
Her _"True Story"_ is a lot more believable than ACTUALLY HAPPENED
Funny, a person on twitter posted the following today:
"when i was ~3 my mom took me to toys r us & i was in the seat portion of the shopping cart and we were going down the barbie aisle and my mom kept asking me which ones i liked and i finally took her face in my hands and said 'mommy. i care about you. but i dont care about barbie'"
Totally happened. Oh, it got 5k+ likes btw.
a lot of people are complete brainlets, and a lot of them use *[edit]* _Twitter and_ Facebook
@Leisure bro i must have been dead tired when i wrote that, put the wrong social media
No wonder there was a threat of WW3.
It's all about Aloona's Carpet
Lesson for the day: Never come between a Slav Queen and her carpet. It will never end well.
what’s your favourite painting? Mona Lisa?
me: no, L’mao-na Lisa
you remind me of a certain person from a certain comment section 🤔
1:51 I lost it. Best laugh I’ve had all week. Thank you, Aloona ⭐️
9:44 aaaaand everyone clapped!🤣
"LMAO" is now officially my new favourite English world xD
I was talking to my little cousin the other day and suddenly she said “I am thankful that nobody invents conversations with me to legitimize their own ideas using the innocence that’s supposed by my infancy”
That intro was actually incredible
The bank manager is actually lawfully obligated to give your money away to a 6 year old, just because.
LMAO:
Luna
Making
Accurate
Observations
Coffee?
Coffee.
Coffee!
Sign me up !
Danger!
Coffee
Aloona saying lmao and getting frustrated just made my day.... lmao
9:21 *flashbacks to the hobbit movie scene with dwarfs in barrels*
The carpet has passed through three stages. First, it was ridiculed. Second, it was violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Pewdiepie: "Bye guys! I have a brake!
Aloona: BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! VIDEOS!!1!1!1!
5:25
That moment will be with me forever and when death eventually comes to take my soul to the never ending dream i would look her in the eyes and say..
*LMAO*
Aloona's fans: Omg Aloona we love you so much you are so beautiful and talented and wholesome 100!!1
Aloona: **extremely confused screeching**
When I was 3 years old, I was watching TV with my family and then I said: "Why there's so much violence and injustice in the world? Why nobody cares about others? When I grow up, I wanna be a superhero to end all these bad things!" Then my parents decided to do experiments with me and turn me into the stronger, the fastest and the most intelligent man alive. Then when I was 10 I had made my city the most secure in the planet, when I was 18 I had solved all my country's problems and now I'm 21 and I'm very close to eliminate all the conflicts and wars, bringing worldwide peace. My future self traveled through time to say he (or should I say "I"), was nominated as the supreme leader of Earth and everyone will clapped!
Definetly true 100%. Aloona kills a man over carpet, carpet breaks up with Aloona to go back to the man, realises the man is killed, carpet calls 911 and jumps out of the window, describes the killer, police found the killer after 6 carpets have been stolen. Aloona's last words: LMAO
You know, this tradition goes back at least 200 years, starting with Montesquieu's Persian Letters or Voltaire's Candide
Aloona: "Be friends with whoever you want."
Me: Danger.
Aloona: Danger?!
Me: Danger.
0:00 Aloona is a robot!!, you can hear her voice module glitching out.
8:24 Yup, she done cracked up.
New apartment with nothing but a basic bed, mirror and a rickety table in the background and she's wearing wireless earbuds. Now that is life priorities ladies and gentlemen.
I'm absolutely in love with your girly "good-bye" in the end of every video
I like the aesthetic of the background. I am digging that rustic quality
I have a true story...
When I react to Aloona's Instagram stories she always replies and acknowledges my fandom☺️😩😭
That's sad bro 😭😭
And now you're married to instagram for 1year ?
4:39 "gave us 1000 money" that's the fuckin best
Me: Lmao.
Doctor: Lmao?
Me: Lmao.
This is how females react when they see me.
9:16
LOL= Laugh Out Loud, LMAO= Laugh My Ass Off... ROFLMAO = Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off. Aloona is LMAO in this Video
Aloona saying LMAOOO is the greatest thing ever
"except drug dealers" UH SORRY LMAO
Aloona lost the last bits of love and faith for humanity she had after recording this video
Tip for text posts, the sliding view should be faster by at least one line so it would be readable in the screen, even if you stutter for some words. Also, sliding down is much better than jumping from one line to the next (which has an irregular pace and can be straining to the eye), or at least make the speed consistent. Just some minor quality of life suggestions.
Reminds me of that black guy who paid other black guys to fake attack him so he could blame it on Trump 😂
Juicy Smoolay you mean. Watch the Dave Chapelle skit on it, hilarious.
@@apathtrampledbydeer8446 I saw it an I died laughing!
Coffee?
*Coffee*
Hotel?
*Trivago*
People look at me weird when I walk with my bird on a leash in public.
I started flippin my shit after watching this video and am alone and scared because I hear clapping sounds from outside my room and the manager wont stop texting me to make me get my money for saving the day. I'm hiding under my CARPET
I wish I had carpet out here in my woods
You are a walking shag carpet.
carpet is now back with its rightfull owner
they've been married for 2 years now and everyone clapped LMAO
Haha that awkward moment when aloona realize that she messed up the word after she said it and start giggling
Aloona be living in a slav bunker with only a PC and a broken little table at the back
Gave us 1000 money 😂😂😂. Died at that
Oh no, not the drugdealer, where is my alcohol so i can be aggressive and depressed?!?
Aloona is filming in Vadim's basement
and everyone clapped lmao
Limao
Aloona's carpet looks really nice actually
Nobody:
Aloona: rick"o"shetid
Lying is like any other skill, to maintain a level of excellence you have to practice constantly.
8:16 dont mind me, this is for personal uses
I once saw a tree, twice.
The Reddit posts were unfunny but the commentary was gold.
Keep on doing what you're doing. You're finally doing something that only you can do.
The callback jokes are hilarious.
Aloona is like John Wick, she killed a guy over a stolen carpet
I really like how Aloona's English gets better in every video.
Aloona be like: я ничего не придумал , но никто ничего не поймет
LMAO not a word, it's an enitialism, laughing my ass off it means. or rotflmao rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
Oh, there is no Black Wednesday, huh? Let me tell you something. Here in Norway we didn't have Black Friday before a couple of years ago. Maybe even longer. But we adopted the American day and we got to see customers act like animals. But the stores earned a bunch of money. So we expanded the day to a while week! First Monday after Black Friday is Cyber Monday. Wonder if we'll have a Cyber Week this year. I'm not a fan.
We love the carpet but more importantly we love Aloona
Yet another video by Aloona that makes me lmao! keep them coming!
She really needs to put her carpet in her Pripyat apartment. La mao.
"be friends with anyone you want, unless they're drug dealers".
ME: '.........'
Canadian Government: "want some marijuana cookies?"
Carpet everybody, it's Aloona with the carpet
Me: 12 pounds
Aloona: no, 12 LBS
Petition for Aloona to make some kind of LMAO song
I want a 10h video of Aloona saying 'lmao'
Last time I was this early, my Girlfriend was disappointed.
Triple D and Epstein didn’t kill himself
Yeah she got mad at me for that too
Airsoft Tips Amen to that!
1:52 Aloona sounds just like Russian Google translate speaking english. Type this in and just give it a listen, "Here is what went down in the candy Ailse ea". I had to edit the last bit for it to sound similar
That voice crack at the start got me dead XD
0:55 Yay Hannah Hillam 💛👍
Pewdiepie: LWIAY!
Aloona: Lmao.
I won't believe any "that happened" stories where nobody gives applause at the end
@the Abs of Steel at the Pepsi Center. I live in Colorado (where that center is at). I can tell thats fake BC security is always pissy when I'm there.
The great Carpet heist of Aloona 2020
BROTHERS, WE STAN ALOONA!
Just want to say what we're all thinking: we need more Aloona
As someone who once saw a dude being chased by security guards in a store for trying to steal pepper (yes, the condiment) I was kinda buying the secord story (the Target one) until the security guard came along, then it was pretty much a description of a cartoon... specially the end, ugh
I love this girl, I binge watched all her videos in like a day. This hasn't happened to me in decades... DECADES!!....