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“It was said that you would destroy the mouse & keyboard, not join them!” “Bring balance to the platforms! Not leave it in Skill-Based Match-Making!” “You are my brother, Controller. I loved you!”
AlphaPhobos II If he recorded himself cheating on TH-cam, it wouldn’t matter if he didn’t cheat on his main. Epic can literally just watch his past videos and look at his main account’s name. Jarvis should’ve known this. IP bans exist too.
My name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm 33 years old. I am not married. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I get back from work at 8pm and sleep at 11. i sleep 8 hours.
Controller players: “aim assist isn’t over powered”
FaZe Jarvis: “ That was close wasnt it”
@@gamingtsunami524 you dont get the joke then
Gaming Tsunami ur mum
Wow he deleted his comment it was something stupid I don’t remember
That Dude Deleted his Comment LoL 😂
Harraps it said ‘ur mum’
for me it is
9:13 *you heard him guys, let's do it*
ouched I agree
@ouched 😂
@ouched *you won't-*
“my cat is gay”
Noah: VeRy OfFeNsIvE
Bra stop making fun of him you are probrly made the corona virus and have it nobody cares about you
Michael Tran ikr I saw that 2 it's halarues
rana rana can’t tell if ur joking or not
My car is gay 😳
Rana rana r/7yearolds
Ok the Jarvis joke in the beginning was just *PERFECT*
Do you know the music on 0:32 ?
LazieBuddy ransom - earrape
Ransom
@@laziebuddy7623 ransom
My friend here Z3phor he’s already taken and he’s craaacked at splatoon my guy
Noah: 3000 IQ PLAYS
Also Noah: *surrenders to sweat just to kill them*
the football skin at the end was kinda trash, ngl
Lol. He said that he was only gonna have 5 views, yet there's 400k views.
*3000IQ*
“It was said that you would destroy the mouse & keyboard, not join them!”
“Bring balance to the platforms! Not leave it in Skill-Based Match-Making!”
“You are my brother, Controller. I loved you!”
alright joshua u r the chosen prophet
"I HATE YOU!!"
Hahaha nice one
It’s over keyboard ⌨️ I have the high ground
CONTROLLER PLAYOORRRRR
Jarvis: I’m definitely gonna get banned for this
Also Jarvis when he gets banned: I did not know this is gonna happen
He was playing on another account, he didn’t think his own account he spent money on would get banned.
Y can’t he play on another account ??
J4K3 ip ban
AlphaPhobos II If he recorded himself cheating on TH-cam, it wouldn’t matter if he didn’t cheat on his main. Epic can literally just watch his past videos and look at his main account’s name. Jarvis should’ve known this. IP bans exist too.
@@eigh7 hardware ban*
“My cat is gay”😂😂😂bru I’m dying
Ya I got hit with a brick when I was a baby
Me to when I just found this video than when he showed the toxic comments I was reading them I saw my cats gay
“My cat is gay”
Noah: Did he just called me trash!?!?
Mean
What a guy
I think u're depressed now..
Wtf
@@subtomefornoreasonily8935
Lol I’m always depressed
Noah: I hope Fortnite don't watch this
Fortnite: *My time to shine*
I come from germany !
English?
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS nice ._. Niemand hat gefragt aber ok
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS No one cares
English
0:44 so you're pretty much just making a normal fortnite video
I know I got the whole squad laughing
You watch joshy
@@DArk-vy6mx lmao yh
Soap So funny I forgot to laugh
Lil Stevie [Minecraft] same here
4:00 is the saddest thing I saw in my life
Happened to me once but it was with a purple scar
XD
Lol
Happened to me with a gold spas ( pump for the dummies )
do any of you know the name of the song or I can find it?
Noah: I hate sweats
Also Noah: *Becomes Sweat*
Liamy _69 sheet
ABOODYTHEKINGZ ye
THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE!
Jesus loves you all
you cant beat them join them
"my cat is gay"
the ultimate insult
sampsondog13 Ik huh😂😂😂💯💯
Bryanz z How many emojis do you need..?
The cheese is a lie yes
My friends cat is obese lmao
ha
I love that part at the very very end where he chanted “10 minutes!!!!!”
"My cat is gay" lmao
😂
😂😔😔😔
But she is a she a female
My dog is homophobic 🗿
What
Noah quits controller
Noah: comes back to controller for aim assist
Me: I’m out
Aim assist doesn't even work properly, it's shit
Controller: *You couldn’t live with your own failure, and where did that bring you? Back to me.*
Noah: Complains about people calling him trash
Comment says: "My cat is gay"
INSULT 100
*INSULT 100*
@@sharm4nn *DESTRUCTION 100*
*SNEAK 100*
*DISS 100*
I knew this was going to be a comment!!!
Title: I hope fortnite doesn’t see this
Epic Games: puts a fortnite add on this video
you dont put fortnite ads on a video. ads are random
Ad*
@Jacob Lopez dosent matter how you spelling it
DragonSmile no both of u are wrong TH-cam gives them a random ad to permote something or something idk
@@1ililalili1 dosent matter how you spelling it
The clip of Fave Jarvis distorting with Ninja's laugh playing over it is the funniest thing ever
0:00 you already know it’s gonna be a good vid when it starts with this music
My cat is gay
Try Hard no mine
You from GSC? I was in GSC Before
What is the name of the staring music
1:24
"my cat is gay"
- Moondoria
Spam press 1:24
Rhys_deacon432 gg
Rhys_deacon432 hello,fellow fish
Both my cats are gay
Guys don’t worry he became a sweat only to fight back; he’s not actually a sweat.
Lisinfilm that’s what all the sweats say
Lisinfilm no
@@BK-sh2pn yes but he is a good type of sweat
Noah is cracked
516WolF BaD there’s no such thing
Comments:
0% anything normal.
100% *My cat is gay.*
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Zarion810 no
Unfunny
Nah
Noah: Switches to PC
Everyone: it’s treason then.
ITYOUBOIARN 1 its a joke
ITYOUBOIARN 1 he’s a console player
Maxy Snaxy don’t think he understands the word treason.
O get it I read it wrong
Btw am on keyboard and mouse maxy snaxy
Apex players: “You have aim assist?”
Mr. Taco apex has aim assist I play it myself
Barely
Apex is better am I right?
Rvxnge yes
Mr. Taco to
R
Er
1:24 lmao the comment says "My cat is gay" :/
Really
@@supergalaxykitten7643 no
@@supergalaxykitten7643 no it says cat gay my
it says my cat is gay
Please End my existence no it says gay my cat
8:08 I See, you are a man of culture as well, Kira Yoshikage.
I’m so glad someone else noticed
LönkyPlønk y were bored in quarantine and this is 3 months old😂
JojO ReFeREncE
9:14
“100k likes and I am going back to controller forever”
So when that happening, we got The 100k boyysss
ok zoomer
2:16
This is the future calling... It happened
122k
He said 3.6 billion likes
Noah: shows comments of people calling him bad
One of the comments: my cat is gay
😂
Ob joke
I know I was dying
wow i didnt know that because i definitely didnt watch the video
no one :
that weird guy in the comment section: *mY cAt iS gAy*
mine too
Mine to
Mine too
mine too
Mine to
1:24 “my cat is gay” 💀💀😂😂😂😂
Literally all I can hear when I watch this
Noah: BEEp BEEp BEEEPP bEep BEEEP BEEP bbeeePP AAAAAHHHHHHHH
Me: relatable
6:17
Noah: its all about staying calm
**Someone goes to his house*
Noah: **curses about 11 times**
pizza vessel 14 times to be accurate
It's 12 times
15
18 times*
69 times
6:21 his entire cussing moment was hilarious
2 Motts applesauce comerciql
“100k likes and I’ll go back to controller forever”
1 month later: “I should NOT have said that”
“My cat is gay” 😂😂
@Jacob Simmons 🤣🤣😂😂😂
When your so early the bots aren't here yet
•You’re•
@@LChorizo I'd rather see early than a nerd correcting grammar *ON THE INTERNET* we don't give a fuck is the message
But your here
Kermit goes Sicko shush with your r/ stuff
Cringe
6:16 Noah: “it’s all about staying _calm_ “
Also Noah: *Swears 23 times*
I GuessIts A TH-cam Name what is that SMG???
J Webster what do you mean?
I GuessIts A TH-cam Name the smg that guy he’s spectating has... never seen it where do u get it?
J Webster sorry I don’t know...
NoahsNoah: I play PC.
Me: **can’t keep my eyes off the “Y” button under the pickaxe icon**
Why you lying to us?
ha
Controller on PC
Bruh he said he's using a controller. U do realize you can use controllers right?
@@j_a_.c3157 iT's C4LLed a jOk3
@@Noxuming pretty terrible one if you asked me
NoahsNoah: I don't care, i'm going in.
*Guy in front of him starts shooting*
Also NoahsNoah: No no not me not me!
lol
@snorkle how dose it not
@snorkle how does that not make sense
@snorkle 😑😑
Eventually TH-cam is gonna get to the point where stealing someone else’s idea or content, is original
Sam Bechtold 🚫🧢
It's called lieing
@@denovalxve6404 lying*
8:16 “shut the hell up and eat a cinnamon roll”
phrog photogotagaphynagaphy Thank you for the memes my guy
phrog photogotagaphynagaphy why is that so funny to me😂
You were the chosen one,
It was said you would destroy the sweats not join them
You would bring balance to fortnite not leave it in darkness
6:20 when you are raged but need money
Cillo the dog in ur profile pic🐶🐶🐶❤️❤️❤️
Daniboy 895 thanks
Nobody:
Noah: back as sweat but still memes
Xsarge. What?
CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT AND LOOK AT HIS V-BUCK COUNT!!
40425
I love the jojo reference with kira talking
8:09
4:07 same thing happened to me today with the same gun
Ahahaha
loll
F
It was a sad day
Noah: “if this video gets 100k likes I’ll go back to controller for ever.
Video: **has 80k likes**
Noah **nervous sweating**
Lol look now
DJai **happiness noises**
100k now 😂
💯k
Pc players: Aim assist is op
Me: Misses all my shots
Me who has to wait for the 100% accuracy to kick in for that one bullet
IkR
Aim assist is only op if you abuse it
9:14 100k likes and I will go back to controller forever
HOLD UP
Noah: I hope Fortnite doesn’t see this! Jarvis: I wanted the same
TSG: I wanted to actually do the comment right
Me: I wanted the same
1:24”my cat is gay”got me
“Wait coronavirus is now level 100 wha-
*it has begun*
Death is upon us all no one is safe
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm NoahsNoah 2.0😂
my cat is gay
I wanted to know that
Im sorry to hear that
The Fact We’re Responding 3 Years Later
w
Noah: WE'RE GONNA GET 10 VIEWS
GETS PUT ON 7 TRENDING
*You were the chosen one*
It was said that you would destroy
the sweats not join them
Bring balance to the game
Not leave it in the darkness
I respect how much time you put into editing your videos bro - keep it up . Hilarious 🤙🏽🤙🏽
6:20 when you first learn curse words
8:12 is a motherfucjking JoJo's reference?!?!?!?1? guys lol kono dio da
chrispy YARE YARE daze guys😂😂😂lollmao
KIRA KAHWEEN
No one
not even a soul
not even faze Jarvis
Some kid in the comment section: My cat is gay.
Davzツ that shit not funny
spede it is cause it was so random
😂😂😂😂
spede no it wasnt on the part where he showed the comments a guy said that dumbass
‘EVERYONE CALLED ME TRASH’
‘SHOWS COMMENTS - My CaT IsGaY’
NoahsNoah: "If this video gets 100k likes, ill go back to controller forever"
Viewers: "Imma bout to end this whole man's career"
Noah: Switches over to PC and gets good rly quick
Me: Has consistently been playing PC since season 2 and is still trash 😥😢
Ikt
Season two chapter 2
Ben KT777 maybe you need to be a contrla playa
1:24 How is that a hate comment? 😂😂
Ricky911 because it’s not
Ricky911 it’s a joke
That’s the point lad x
its a joke smartass
R/woooosh
Somebody:Shoots
Noah: TRYHARD
1:13 my sleep paralysis demon
What is up my brudda
Fish army
Defaults forever
You are actuly the worst person to ever to exist
nicky shergo why
Everybody: noahnoan your trash
*comment idk WHY IS heRE *
M'y cat is gay
Me: hum ok......
Noahnoan
zWar ImashagYT my dog is gay
I thought I was the only 1 to notice that
8:08 my name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm 33 years old...
My name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm 33 years old. I am not married. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I get back from work at 8pm and sleep at 11. i sleep 8 hours.
@@noxiouslyamy anime?
@@minetakaminari7520 jojos bizarre adventures part 4
UnskilledMix we don’t care
Tom Hazeltine i care
4:59 now thats real aimbot my guy
did u mean th one headshot or half the round misses
Aim assist u mean
Mitsos r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
That's my aim assist at 100%
Jarvis 100
I feel bad for the last person
Nobody:
Noah after hitting Just 1 headshot,
ThAt Is a cOntrOller PlAyEr!!
Raf es le professionel where the joke
9:14 “no joke, if i get 100k likes on this video i will go back to controller forever”
the 100k people that liked the video:
*foolish choice of words*
Lol we just gonna ignore the fact someone commented MY CAT IS GAY
“ I put myself through all this pain and it’s gonna get 10 views” gets 2 million views
6:20 - 6:34 i was dying 😂😂😂
“My Cat Is Gay” LOL
ok yO its awesome buddy Fortnite mobile
🗿
Ur mom is gay if u say uno reverse card or no u that means u are gay
“I hope Fortnite doesn’t watch this”
FBI: my cats gay
Everyone gangsta untill Noah uses Team Edge intro song
“Noob”
“Bot
*My cat is gay*
QuiffHub k
Porn hub dont know why I said that
1:12 that Jarvis edit, 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
4:27 when Noah watched Pewdiepie roast Jacksepticeye.
Hint:it’s the background music
Re4l1Ff what was the reason for the hint
Farhan/ Power cause many people haven’t watched the Pewdiepie roasting Jacksepticeye video. They wouldn’t get it
6:15 it's all about staying calm
Noah: I hope Fortnite doesn't watch this
Fortnite: *Watches it*
Noah:
Right...
Not at all funny
@@Owen2590 ikr
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Hi ryzse
5:40 noah: i had a ental breakdown at this point
also noah: YES YES CONTROLLERPAYEEERRRRR
Jarvis: *getting upset that he’s banned*
Noah: Feck off
Noah: Get out of my game
Comment section: My cat is gay
8:08
DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST PUT THE YOSHIKAGE KIRA SCENE?!
Yes
JoJo fans unite
YES HE DID!!
Noah to enemy: 8:16
SHINE, KAKYOIN
Last time I was this early, Clinton was still in office
Red Panda Space with Monika lewenski feeling on his nutsack
Nilesh 07 lol
Nilesh 07 I’m a mc but still as honest
"100 thou and im going back to controller forever" bois were at 109K
XD 'my cat is gay' who did that lol
Dont want to sound political but
What are your thoughts on Meowcles
Op fucking op
I love how he added that extra 10 seconds to make the vid 10mins
Noah : hits two shots
Mongraal : CONTROLLER PLAYER THAT IS A CONTROLLER PLAYER
Edit : CONTROLLER PLAYER
I miss this season
9:14 Noah: 100.000 likes and i get back to controller...
Everyone: *So you have chosen death?*
When ur so early u can’t think of something to comment
So you just do something unoriginal
Bahoomi shut up
Bahoomi k
@@MrJelly-ox9mz yep
Mr. Jelly Ik
Epic games figures out Noah’s hacking:
Craig over receiver: MISSON FAILED WE’ll GET EM NEXT TIME
Holy shit thx for the likes
Wow! Cool video bro! Ah... anyway i'm going back to watch Ali-A.