Apparently one of his former classmates came up on stage during one of Bert's sets and vouched for the story. Hardly proves anything but I've heard him say this story 3-4 times now and he doesn't deviate or get himself mixed up like some folks who embellish/lie. I believe Bert.
@@Mega2Deep you dont pay much attention do you? The first guys he met are Igor and Sasha. When he got on the the train it was different guys. A different mob ran Moscow. The first 2 weren't allowed to go on the train to Moscow. He perfectly explains that.
@@davidadams2395 Carsten Jansen you dont pay much attention do you? The first guys he met are Igor and Sasha. When he got on the the train it was different guys. A different mob ran Moscow. The first 2 weren't allowed to go on the train to Moscow. He perfectly explains that
Milan Sekulic Pictures only prove he was in Russia on a class field trip, not what he says happened. I think its VERY loosely based on a true story. He stole the “I am the Machine!” from Glengarry Glen Ross. Bert is a likeable guy, but if you listen to him enough, you start to see he seems to grossly exaggerate stories, or make them up completely. He adds a lot of unnecessary details, which is a big red flag.
@@tonysavage2699 I don't think he was speaking in Russian after the very first time. He was scared of what he had meant in Russian and switched to English.
The sound of word "machine" is pretty similar to russian word "мужчина" which means "man", I think Bert is wrong in his story or there is point missed, most likely russians heard what he was saying as "Im мужчина" what is "Im a man".
Glad you didnt sell this story to Jay Morh. Is it true his great Tracy Morgan story was really Bert's? Heard it. Love Jay. Just heard it more then once.
In the 90s things were different here in NYC the mob ran everything too I can only imagine what it was like in Russia at that time. I wish I went on that class trip! Bert is one of the best comics right now
Bert should watch some documentaries on the Black Dolphin prison... A subtle twist of circumstance at any point in that story, could have landed him there. A place where prisoners punish each other with things like, forced cannibalism.
@@robertmcgahey9932 Depends entirely on what mob he was caught associating with and what their relationship is to the people in power. Russian mafia don't get the Swedish happy-jail treatment.
Bert's old class coming out and posting pics and saying story was all true. It shows how awesome of a person Bert is, even if he is a smelly racist. Lol
Haven't seen any proof that this is a fake story, but I've always doubted it since day one. I believe he went to Russia and all, but everything else is just bs. I love his Tracy Morgan story, I saw it live and couldn't stop laughing, but this and the Flying Dildos story, I feel, are bullshit. And yes, I know Van Wilder is about him and so 'it must be true, bro' but think it.. with a history like his, you could lie about anything as long as it's somewhat funny.
Strange Avatar His friends have also confirmed that the story he's telling is a 100%. I've seen people who say they're from Russia and say that it's not impossible that this story is true.
TH-cam recommended this to me right after I watched the latest JRE Bert podcast. This story is better than I could've imagined 😂 I LOVE IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brandon Reyes check out the standup version
@@HuntMac21 Absolutely :)
Apparently one of his former classmates came up on stage during one of Bert's sets and vouched for the story. Hardly proves anything but I've heard him say this story 3-4 times now and he doesn't deviate or get himself mixed up like some folks who embellish/lie. I believe Bert.
oh, thanks for believing ass face.
@@Mega2Deep
You're right! He did drop the name of Sascha and only kept Igor.
@@Mega2Deep you dont pay much attention do you? The first guys he met are Igor and Sasha. When he got on the the train it was different guys. A different mob ran Moscow. The first 2 weren't allowed to go on the train to Moscow. He perfectly explains that.
@@davidadams2395 Carsten Jansen you dont pay much attention do you? The first guys he met are Igor and Sasha. When he got on the the train it was different guys. A different mob ran Moscow. The first 2 weren't allowed to go on the train to Moscow. He perfectly explains that
Milan Sekulic Pictures only prove he was in Russia on a class field trip, not what he says happened. I think its VERY loosely based on a true story. He stole the “I am the Machine!” from Glengarry Glen Ross. Bert is a likeable guy, but if you listen to him enough, you start to see he seems to grossly exaggerate stories, or make them up completely. He adds a lot of unnecessary details, which is a big red flag.
I want to see Bert meet Igor today if he’s still alive
which one out of three
@@Octopetala I think he meant Igor ... the other Igor
He said "I'm going to the Gulag" before it was cool
Russia back then sounds like GTA V haha
Theo Zodda 4*
GamingDen lmao
TH-cam back at it again with the recommendations
The greatest story ever told on the JRE, with the Lucy Snorebush story coming in very closely at second.
And Donald cerrones diving story
LJDJ 123 and David choes hitchhiking
so this is where it all started.
I miss this era of JRE!!! Take
Me back!!!
crazy that this turned into the biggest podcast in the world haha
Wait basically Bert had been saying to them "IM A CAR" the whole time XDDD
Dude I think so. I speak russian and I love the story but I hate knowing that he probabaly meant that lol.
@@tonysavage2699 I don't think he was speaking in Russian after the very first time. He was scared of what he had meant in Russian and switched to English.
they probably loved him so much because they thought it was hilarious
Thanks TH-cam Here in 2020
Powerful Bert Kreischer
Holy shit this should be a movie
you called it
Redban made it in garageband with pre-recorded instruments.
That story is awesome, but it makes you really appreciate rule of law
Bert is always a great hit
This story came along way to what it is today on Stand-Up
I blame Joe rogan for making us suffer hearing this story endlessly.
The next one with Bert JRE#132 is still one of my favorites of all time
Best story I've ever heard
This Classic. Bert The Conquerer needs to come back before #400..
He's been on once or twice since
This should be a fucking movie
You'll never guess what happened
Also the old mobsters posted pics too. That's fucking sweet.
Watch the facial expressions change at 5:25
11:30 and that’s exactly what happened
the animation to this is funny, watch it.
I don't care if this is fake, he's entertaining anyway
"Can I follow Igor on Twitter?" kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
The sound of word "machine" is pretty similar to russian word "мужчина" which means "man", I think Bert is wrong in his story or there is point missed, most likely russians heard what he was saying as "Im мужчина" what is "Im a man".
ahahahahahahah
Fedor Sweater seems like he spoke a lot of English to them
@@defaultusername123 shut the fuck up
They spoke english. Pretty sure they told him what he was saying.
I want him to reunite with these guys
"This is russia when the mob ran russia" I'm pretty sure the mobs still runs Russia.
They just have fancy titles like governor and minister and prime minister.
Under covers now
Best Sony EVAH
Watching Joe Rogan Ads in the Joe Rogan Experience.
You haven't lived until you've partied with "The Machine!"
Ice House Chronicles Live December 5, 2011 6:32 AM = Lucy Snorebush story
Even if this is total BS, this made Berts career!
Pretty sure the story is like 90% true. People who were with him were backing it up and they still hate him haha.
Glad you didnt sell this story to Jay Morh. Is it true his great Tracy Morgan story was really Bert's? Heard it. Love Jay. Just heard it more then once.
Epic tale.
The greatest story ever
THIS IS NOT THE GREATEST STORY IN THE WORLD YEAH THIS IS JUST A TRIBUTE
The southpark cartoon for this stort is awsome.
Berts appearance on FATK brought me here
11:37 joe predicting the future 🤣
In the 90s things were different here in NYC the mob ran everything too I can only imagine what it was like in Russia at that time. I wish I went on that class trip! Bert is one of the best comics right now
Exactly, does it even matter? It's funny as fuck why spoil it by over analyzing it.
bert please teach me your ways
Bert sounds so young 😂
ok i gotcha, my bad. will defo check it out
Sick story!
Technically that story was told on an Ice House Chronicles but I see what saying I also agree lol.
MUH-SHEEN
God damn Carole baskins fucking with my tiger blood. 31 flavours of fuck you
Bert should watch some documentaries on the Black Dolphin prison... A subtle twist of circumstance at any point in that story, could have landed him there. A place where prisoners punish each other with things like, forced cannibalism.
Somehow I dont think any of his crimes would have landed him in a prison primarily used for life sentences...would have to be a big jump
@@robertmcgahey9932 Depends entirely on what mob he was caught associating with and what their relationship is to the people in power. Russian mafia don't get the Swedish happy-jail treatment.
That's a crazy ass story
THIS IS FUCKIN' CRAZY
No way the movie is gonna live up the experience.
Cant wait for it to come out.
Movie?
@@masondixon5497 Legendary bought the rights the story.
@@MrSqurk Thanks for that lmao
Who is the John, Burt referenced?
It's true story
Ya Machinoo!
How did you find that out?
im sure the storys cahnged a little since its been about 15 years since it happened
That is fucking awesome!!!
I cant believe he stole Jay Mohr’s story about robbing a train
Does anyone know what that song is at 11.45
and possibly how to obtain it?
it was defo a jre
yep, this's how we do)))
Craziest shit I’ve ever heard
Cap
Joe: can I follow Igor on twitter?
Hahaha joe said “ it’s like a gay guy named Bruce” lol sorry kaitlin
My boy scared of tha Gulag
Хорошая история. @_@
Я машину!
DHOTY
7 years later. His liver is sore.
I wanna follow Egor on Twitter :')
Igor
did he say his teacher didnt speak Russian? wtf lol
His teacher on the train not his actual teacher ( more like chaperone)
Bert's old class coming out and posting pics and saying story was all true. It shows how awesome of a person Bert is, even if he is a smelly racist. Lol
best story ever.. i dont care if its true xD
lol crazy story
gay guy named Bruce... Joe is psychic
before bert became insufferable
Joe, I wish you were my friend. I'd probably actually go outside and do stuff.
Haven't seen any proof that this is a fake story, but I've always doubted it since day one. I believe he went to Russia and all, but everything else is just bs. I love his Tracy Morgan story, I saw it live and couldn't stop laughing, but this and the Flying Dildos story, I feel, are bullshit.
And yes, I know Van Wilder is about him and so 'it must be true, bro' but think it.. with a history like his, you could lie about anything as long as it's somewhat funny.
wow
can i follow igor on twitter haaaaaa
I can tell right away when someone's lying.
Just found out its a made up story
машина
5% of this is true
Who is this guy? Mclovin? Get him on O&A with Jimmy Norton, give him the Tucker Max treatment. Lying dick!
This is the most obvious bullshit tall tale I've heard on JRE so far.
Sounds like you need to get out there and live!
There is a picture of him in Russia with Sasha and Igor
+IronResistance
...And? Where is the picture?
On the facebook post with his standup about this, former classmates have posted pictures of him robbing them on the train.
Strange Avatar His friends have also confirmed that the story he's telling is a 100%. I've seen people who say they're from Russia and say that it's not impossible that this story is true.
yo joe my new song is about dmt spirituality and meditation and id love for you to check it out rite quick youll love it
BESPECIFIC KLEWLESS ok