Asuka and Shinji Go to the Movies

Hope they have fun seeing the five nights at freddy's fnaf awesome sauce film!!!
this was supposed to come out before the fnaf movie lmao...

[@curryinahurry1746]

"It's so cool that you have a job and that women can do that now" shinji what 💀

[@Icecalller]

based

[@tetete8293]

shinji just came back from the 60's

[@DggamerK]

Didnt know shinji was old like that😭😭😭

[@Termina2018]

@@DggamerKHe was a different era 🤣

[@SLAVKINGRED]

the good old days

[@kiek3kfnfn]

“Would you like a twizzler?”
“Would you like a twizzler?”
“𝕎𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕥𝕨𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕝𝕖𝕣?”

[@SirNippletonMcSugarteets]

*would you like a twizzler?
(She said it 4 times)

[@kellarj11]

"I think she said it's called the rizzler"

[@ThandaKurkura]

​@@kellarj11 "the drink, idiot"

[@sle3pyheadart]

"your dad made us" had me rolling

[@chessie2003]

kind of a double entendre when you think about it

[@HafJaf]

@@chessie2003Shinji’s dad made Asuka?

[@seefar1]

@@HafJafight so rei yeah? she was supposed to be yui (shinji's mum) reincarnated, but instead, it created an infant with similar yet different cells, hence her face and body look like yui but her hair and eye colors are rather unnatural

[@isaachiggs1925]

“I know”

[@marzzz1975]

@@HafJafyeah in the rebuilds Asuka is a clone

[@jacobdeftereos4347]

Really thought Asuka was about to throw Shinji under the bus when she handed him her phone

[@Termina2018]

Same 💀

[@greywalker505]

Well, God forbid that Shinji gets more attention than her for something, even getting in trouble for recording in a movie theater.

[@fonkyfesh-old]

The idea that Rei wears her eva suit in her day job and everyday life is pretty canon tbh

[@patonosequecosa]

Thats npt her job

[@Termina2018]

"Would you like a twizzler?"

[@DTGee64]

She's in her plugsuit because she doesn't work there.

[@waludalu5102]

i mean Ms. Look-alike did

[@MrRourk]

She went to Mexico and Brazil in that suit.

[@TheDevinWilliamsChannel]

“I think it’s called a rizzler” got me 😂💀

[@BernardMarxs]

Wizzler*

[@Termina2018]

@@BernardMarxs*rizzler 💀

[@AquaMarina369]

This whole thing is incredible and really funny and surreal but I think my favorite thing is Rei just being behind the counter for no reason and not actually working there lol

[@peppermintpattycam5546]

“Would you like a twizzler?”

[@AquaMarina369]

@@peppermintpattycam5546 Would you like a twizzler?

[@Termina2018]

*Would you like a rizzler?*

[@Sanchees3]

Would you like a twizzler?

[@Uhh_I.forgor]

"Um, do you have any Lobster Bisc?"

[@sunlight941]

"I can carbonate it, watch" 😭

[@WackMatters]

"allergic to the letter W" 😂

[@dr.bofthebananarepublic]

That’s why Shinji always takes the L

[@noahkarpinski1824]

Amd so he gets Water and tWizzlers

[@DggamerK]

Himself

[@Termina2018]

@@dr.bofthebananarepublic With a side of *Ratio*

[@MaxTheCat-eh5ts]

@@noahkarpinski1824I think they’re called rizzlers

[@didntknowyoucouldchangethi]

This is Shinji’s canonical voice. Not the ADV or the Netflix or the japanese one. This.

[@dwarrow25]

"Life hack: don't be a bitch" is the best advice I've received all year.

[@BagelMaster4107]

You know I thought that yknow just normal Asuka was the best thing ever and now Ive found... this demented version and it's somehow even better

[@dinodude7290]

don't make me throw up as*ka fan

[@asahearts1]

The whole shinji/rei counter exchange is just top notch

[@iseetheendisnear2416]

“I-I-I’ll settle for a crab ragú~ 😖”
It’s been days and I can’t get this line out of my head

[@peachy7859]

the whole counter interaction. shinji saying breadmaker making me guffaw and then right into the maya winky vid i SCREAMED

[@peachy7859]

truly a masterpiece. i want u to travel around to do a standup comedy routine but the routine is just a screen playing ur vids

[@peachy7859]

CRAB RAGOO. RIZZLER. i love this

[@yeahsamweller8671]

Your take on these characters is so hilarious it’s starting to replace how I think about them forever. To me, this is canon now. Thank you.

[@qwertydavid8070]

Asuka turning into a redditor was so unexpected but it fits so well

[@adriancastaneda1693]

This is a certified "Alright Fazgang" moment

[@kizoLuv]

"Your dad made us" LMAOOO

[@Terrible_Content]

Most unrealistic part

[@Termina2018]

"I know." 💀

[@dr.bofthebananarepublic]

@@Terrible_Content idk Gendo might want Shinji distracted. A short break from him whining about their family issues

[@angryowo]

“Thanks for inviting me guys”
“”Your dad made us””
“i know 😢”
That was amazing all the way through but the ending was just perfect

[@kokroughtoss1257]

My word. Why does Shinji have so much anti-rizz in these skits? As if I didn't feel sorry for him already.🤣

[@minimalgrammar1276]

Mate it's Shinji. Have you watched the show XD

[@Termina2018]

He hasn't reached the Drip arc yet 💀

[@justgarfield9721]

Shinji just like me fr

[@axillaryclinical]

@@minimalgrammar1276 Yeah you get to watch a child have a mental break down

[@ItsMaraudintime98204]

He has to Initate Third Dripact

[@patonosequecosa]

1:39 why is this so in character for Asuka 🤣🤣?

[@VagueLuminary]

"Life hack: Don't be a bitch 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻"

[@MichaelAlexKawa]

This is like the best and most pathetic version of Shinji....perfect.

[@joeym7291]

0:49 literally the definition of “are you really asking me this right now”

[@ItsMaraudintime98204]

Rebuild of Evangelion 4.44: You can (Not) Afford Popcorn and Candy

[@notfunny3397]

When he said, thanks for inviting me, I was expecting something cruel but not something that would hurt ME personally

[@kalalastradioto5096]

WHY IS NOBODY MENTIONING ASUKA'S "i went to college." AND THEN JUST. SKATING OVER IT

[@Termina2018]

Plankton vibes 💀

[@Goobzilla1954]

“I think it’s called a Rizzler”got me rolling on the ground

[@umu8912]

Asuka liking Foxy is in character.

[@EtBeTheGeekiestOfGeeks]

"Would You Like A Twizzler?"
[Insert Shinji Rambling]
"Would You Like A Twizzler?"
[Insert Shinji Rambling Again]
"Would You Like A Twizzler?"
[Shinji Rambling Again]
"Would You Like A Twizzler?"
"Would You Like A Twizzler?"
"Would You Like A Twizzler?"
"Would You Like A Twizzler?"

[@tinyninja7716]

Only reason he carbonated it was for that indirect auska kiss 😭

[@LokalChemy]

"would you like a twizzler" had me rolling

[@FunnyValentineRE4L]

the bit before the ending was funny af ngl

[@audreyschockett8277]

w o u l d y o u l i k e a t w i z z l e r

[@Termina2018]

w o u l d y o u l i k e a r i z z l e r

[@mylovelessvalentine91]

Now I wanna see a whole series like this where shinji, rei, and asuka and everyone else just goes around doing the dumbest things imaginable. Seriously, after all of the serious topics Evangelion covers, i just wanna see them doing things like this (plus its just really funny lol)

[@Raviolling]

Shinji is so cute when he says; "Rei I thought you were at the front desk!"

[@reiayanami_]

They never knew I was hiding in the back of the theater

[@user-ct7ny6es1o]

This is what got me into evangelion 💀

[@Joseph-pz5bo]

I don't feel safe whenever Shinji is near Asuka

[@LunaticManicMangosteen]

i forgot how emotionless and motionless rei is just repeating the same thing over and over again.

[@Termina2018]

*W O U L D*
*Y O U*
*L I K E*
*A*
*T W I Z Z L E R*

[@link1117]

Lol the return of 5 NIGHTS AT FREDDIE'S THREE and the SCRINGLEBOP!
You're so silly goofy

[@ErebusTheDragonn]

Rei’s voice is spot on

[@bigboi9763]

chad shinji: aw jeez this is some poor reception from these ladies!!! ive gotta neon genesis get out of here evangelion!!
twizzler:

[@Termina2018]

*rizzler

[@MrKane-lu8eg]

Wow this is so fun i wonder how much fun the actual anime would be! :D

[@SarcasticWanderer]

I'm also allergic to the letter W, that's why all I take are L's

[@Termina2018]

With a side of Ratio

[@sandy_shark]

“Nobody knows who they are” 💀

[@sophiathewitch7927]

Watching these videos as someone whos never seen evangelion makes it better

[@penscrap]

Asuka should be careful with those Twizzlers, I heard they can poke your eye out

[@stlechamans]

Right, you could end up needing to go to the hospital

[@noone-pg4lr]

The hospital pretty sticky

[@BladeFlexSeal]

1:07 asuka be wildin

[@DTGee64]

I would love to see Tiffany, Amanda and Spike voice these videos.

[@SuperSpaceGirlHDTV]

What if in a Christmas special Asuka, Shinji, and Rei were supposed to go to the North Pole, but their sleigh takes a wrong turn to fuji. So they have to cel Christmas in the southern hemisphere, dressed in tropical clothes.

[@stumpybumpo]

To be fair, she is very scrungly

[@Madjest]

I just realized that "Fnaf 3" was a callback 💀

[@CycleMantis]

Shinji get in the animatronic

[@pimposki6232]

would you like a twizzler?

[@RiverValleyMan]

The voices are amazing

[@Tubeman66]

It's so cool that... you have a job and ( I don't work here ) and that women can do that now...

[@Termina2018]

*"Would you like a twizzler?"*

[@controversialopinions3659]

Plot Twist: the Sprite ran out so Rei was behind the counter making Fanta "with" the staff.

[@srlchamp]

"Your dad made us"

[@Termina2018]

"I know." 😔

[@aydencole7153]

“I’m a gummy bear”

[@KinginTurqoise]

Rei getting ready for the gaslighting olympics

[@stinkyman2779]

i love that asuka is a reddit femcel

[@Baldo.fla_Real]

Asuka is Five Nights at Freddy's? 🙀🙀🙀

[@Termina2018]

Five Nights at Freddy's *3* ☝️🤓

[@Baldo.fla_Real]

@@Termina2018 🙀

[@Uhh_I.forgor]

She's the Scringlebop

[@seacrystal6189]

The fact that I saw this almost immediately after writing a fic where Asuka and Shinji go to a bad date at a theater is hilarious to me

[@ezequiel6575]

Thanks for making this

[@terk383]

Five nights at Freddy’s 3

[@AtlasGeneticist]

Gurlies a maya winky fan lesgooooo

[@plutoniumenjoyer]

"Would you like a twizzler?"

[@imac5834]

Evangelion truly has the best meme Fandom on the internet

[@henryemily7398]

Every time I see that you post, I know I'm in for some hilarity. This is NOT an exception XD

[@vtipoman]

I might be reading this wrong but it's pretty funny to imagine this is time traveling post Third Impact Rei filling in for normal Rei, hence the teleporting and missing explanations

[@justgarfield9721]

Would you like a twizzler?

[@Termina2018]

Would you like a rizzler?

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

"i went to college" got me good

[@Termina2018]

Plankton alt 💀

[@fujiShinobu]

I like how it fits the personalities

[@SaberSaverYT]

Who knew png's on a jpeg background could be this funny

[@LeBronyaJames]

Shinji is like that guy who says the funniest shit when they’re nervous😂

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

i mean rei was made by gendo

[@Sanchees3]

I've watched this at least once a day since it came out. Please make more (:

[@Raviolling]

Rei feels intimate for shinji until he says something stupid and I think this is my headcanon for the crystalavengerVAverse, the crystalverse for nge

[@DggamerK]

This is awesome

[@B_A-tr]

When they said "your dad made us" i at first thought that this was based onnthe rebuild continuity.

[@infosys1165]

I am infertile from eating scented candle.

[@noahkarpinski1824]

Been there

[@visu6287]

Bro this is beyond comedy 😭

[@DynestiGTI]

Your voices are better than the English dubs imo

[@NathanJackLouttit]

Would you like a twizzler

[@Moraromo17]

I jus want yo make the hospitale scene please 🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@Kriakye2435]

This is great luhmao

[@gesellchat]

Would you like a twizler?

[@inferna7327]

five nights at freddy's three~

[@Kosmicant]

I love Shinjis va

[@stargate4625]

Ah yes the most classic Evangelion thing

[@Adonnus100]

You know, Asuka kind of reminds me of Stormfront from the Boys. Just that similar vibe. Wonder why.

[@Raviolling]

Who else understood the it's time to die refrence?!

[@engelleforumeur7359]

It's very cool keep the good work ❤

[@awlomthesheepermen]

This sounds like moral Orel

[@legendslayer4750]

Ngl, I laughed WAY too hard why Shinji said: "women can do that now?"

[@realdomdom]

Do one with Mana.

[@SlushiFoxEdits]

nice

[@sober_katz]

five nights at freddyyy's threeee

[@Duggleftforthemilk]

Asuka moment