@@mozsh5650 pillagers are the ones with the crossbow, vindicators are the ones with the axes, evokers are the ones who spawn vexes and if you get close to them, they spawn weird biting thingies from the ground. Ravagers are the ones that are really big, attack with their head, and can carry other illagers. Illusionists, which aren't actually in the game, can multiply, shoot you with a bow and arrow, and give you blindness. Vexes are the tiny ghosts that attack with swords and can fly through blocks. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
@@expiredmilk5435 You forgot about the never added to minecraft Iceologer (I think that is how it is spelled) And I think Witches also show up despite sometimes being villagers that were struck with lightning.
“Im SO glad that there was a flint and steel in the shop SUCH a lifesaver!” bruh u literally already had iron, you couldve just looked into the river next to you and you wouldve found flint and crafted one xD
3:38 (pause here) the reason that it’s worth so much is because only a monster would kill a dolphin so the bounty guy raised the balance up so that he could get more people to kill dolphins
SHEEESH MCBIRKEN MONEY TING
hello wallibear nice stunts
Hi
Third ohhhh loooo
I am not late wallibear
Sup walli
Banger
Yes
i love u xnestorio u are my favorite
ex NestoreEiow
Omg lmao 2 mins
I mean ur banger is going to come
Economy: *exists*
Silverfish: i'm about to end this mans whole career
First reply
Btw love your vids
Sup GEVids you looking cool today.
Oi
Hate your vids
POV:you always see this man in every mcBirkin video
18:47
McBirken: "this guy does aloooot or damage"
Also McBirken: *takes 1 damage*
MAKE DAT MONEY McChicken!!!!
Here before it gets very famous
You also likes your own comment 🤣
No Hate BTW
Ello
Hi
Hello Bonc
Sweeping Edge: *exists*
Birk: ah yes, the power of a tier one weapon
ah yes
Say goon gang ging gang for luck
It like, improved sweeping edge since i cant kill 4 magma cube in a single swing
@@yazanreacts5780 mehoynoynoy
@@sanssnas6252 ah yess
Mcbircken: i killed this entire village
Illager and pillager: grunts in yes
Pillagers are a type of illager
@@expiredmilk5435 ,?
@@mozsh5650 pillagers are the ones with the crossbow, vindicators are the ones with the axes, evokers are the ones who spawn vexes and if you get close to them, they spawn weird biting thingies from the ground. Ravagers are the ones that are really big, attack with their head, and can carry other illagers. Illusionists, which aren't actually in the game, can multiply, shoot you with a bow and arrow, and give you blindness. Vexes are the tiny ghosts that attack with swords and can fly through blocks. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
@@expiredmilk5435 You forgot about the never added to minecraft Iceologer (I think that is how it is spelled)
And I think Witches also show up despite sometimes being villagers that were struck with lightning.
@@richarddooley3655 kinds forgot about witches
18:06 When MrBirken doesn't want diamonds anymore
MrBirken: *ignores diamond ore*
Lol I guess
@Omnitix yos
alternate title: causing every mob to become extinct...
y e s
Pog
Here before everyone likes for no reason
Oh damn I thought this comment was old
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 7849
Mcbirken:exists
Verified TH-camrs: we will watch your career with great interest.
maybe
@Borb it's a star wars reference, at the end of the phantom menace
Visual representation of mcbirken's wallet IRL after this video gets on trending
hey
fan of ur channel
´ o ´
HI
b o o s f e r
21:47 the fact that you could just chill there with-silver fishes(lots of money)
Birken : is full health
Also Birken : this guy does so much damage
Ikr lol
even with the mode itself, "i'm so rich" buys literally one pickaxe and loses 35% of his money lol
McBirken: Ohhhh! That’s what the sword does! It hits all the things around me!
I think this is the first time Birken is using a sword...
Ye
Me to
Yeaaaaa
Ye lol
mhm
With this mod wither skeltons have a 100% chance to drop their head.
Bruh
Cuz u kill it and its supposed to give his head 🤭
@@slimyboyit806 really?
And then he buys it instead
@@melaniewersonst4626 r/woosh
McBirken: *Killing mobs*
Mumbo Jumbo: Lots of lives. Lost. What about Peace, Love, and Plants?
manhunt:❌
mobhunt:✔️
This is literally the minecraft equivalent of "Some of you may die but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make"
“I want to see how much a dolphin head is worst”
**Sad dolphin noises**
Hello im ganna sub to ya
3:20
*Worth
@@cyberseai9305 you're if u don't get it go to reddit
@@arkadiuszurbaniak6656 What are you talking about?
McBirken: Time to go kill the ender dragon! *hops in portal*
Me, an intellectual: Silverfish spawner farm to break the economy...
Copied comment
@@Taco379 If it is, my condolences, though I thought of this legitimately
He went from being bounty hunted by his friends to being the hunter...
@@itsLunarPie ok
Ender dragon head: exists
Dragon head: why are we here.....just to suffer
That pfp brings back some memories
If I got 1$ every time he said “cash” I would be financially stable
Yep
Lollolollollollollollol
Or money/ dollars
Yep
Lol
0:15
Mrbirken: we are only 500 subs away from one million
Me: 500,000+500=1,000,000?
getting a job and making money: 🚫❌
killing silverfish: 💸💰✔️
“I do damage to both mobs, I guess that’s what the Tier 1 Sword does”
Me: “Have you ever used a regular sword?”
Lol
lol
Lol
@DragonFireYT no
The sword has the sweeping edge enchantment
I like how he thought that the sword did damage to everything around him. But that’s an actual feature in the game
its not
@@supremesmxked8938 yes it is sweeping edge. It’s a Java thing
@@supremesmxked8938 it is
I think by around he means the whole 360°
@@nbtlol9958 I don’t think so but think what you like
*Kills numerous cays, turtles and dolphins*
3 seconds later: "Now you guys might get mad at me for this but I'm gonna kill these villagers"
What’s a cay
@@jhashdjafa he made a typo
Nobody gets mad at people when the kill villagers
@@elsiemuir3307 trade offer
U giv 999 emeralds I giv 1 dirt
Cats*
"any blazes?, come on i just want your head!"
that's what a serial killer would say-
Pov : you are thinking of something smart or funny cause your early
Yup
No
Yeah
Alternate title: kidnaping villagers and enslaving them...
But thats just normal minecraft
@@redanil4935 ye
True dat
But U don't name your villager shop in normal Minecraft...
Sell them
McBirken: I wanna see how much dolphin heads are worth. Me: YOU MONSTER
he says we might get mad about him killing villagers, most of us will be mad about him killing that poor kitty
Yes
And a literal dolphin
Cats can die for all i care its the iron golem that made me sad
@puro you litle
Truee
Silverfish:easy to kill
Also silverfish:gives $1 million
Alternative tittle: I beat minecraft as a murderer.
lol
True
Him: Thats what this sword does it damages all mobs around me
Sword: No just no
“Im SO glad that there was a flint and steel in the shop SUCH a lifesaver!” bruh u literally already had iron, you couldve just looked into the river next to you and you wouldve found flint and crafted one xD
The power of capitalism
Capitalism has affected us so stongly
Capitalisim is just powerful
Yes, he can. But what's the fun in that.
“Let’s go ahead and start slaughtering some chickens”
-Some chicken youtuber that plays Minecraft
Mcbirken: thinks we will get mad about him killing villagers but not turtles
But not the dolphins
And the cats
the turtles :(
only ones I don't feel bad for is the zombies and husk like dat or the cow, pig, or chicken
Hahahaha…. Mcbirken stay AWAY from my pet turt
“How much money do you want to spend in this video?”
McBirken: Yes
Can we just appreciate how he says money as ‘ muony ‘
Yeah lol
He is a duck
No we cant :DDD
“Muony*”
@@RIP_Society “muony”* too bad when you want to act smart instead became a complete nerd
Imagine how op a mob farm is.
A mob farm in the stronghold
Wow.
can u add the download to these in the desc pls i would love to play this mod
Yeah same
Ye i found it this is the review th-cam.com/video/zxLPkSH0_Ac/w-d-xo.html
@@user-ne1dy7ji8r you got me…
Yeah
@@user-ne1dy7ji8r nope i think its rick roll
You should make a tutorial on how you get your mods
yessir
@@jhoannacelinegalleno1898 yessir:)
Yes sir
True
Ye man by that way he will be even more famous
This is why you don’t drop out... him: playing Java. Also him: “omg so that’s what this sword does, it hit both them at the same time!”
Ever heard of sweeping edge
Hello
Hello
I am big fan
0:15 "Only 500 subs from a million"
Ah, yes, maths.
Mafs
he say 500,000 he meant 500,000 lol
@@okh69420 no he said 500 when he ment 500,000 lol
@@okh69420 do you are have stupid
@@lumy6153 “do you are have stupid” lol
The sad thing that non-hostile mombs cost more than hostile mobs
*ender dragoooon*
1,000,000,000,000
this is 1 trillion
If it were friendly it would be called “Passive”.
@@monkeec3856 my brain does not want to think anymore
18:05: OMG OMG OMG, HE DIDN"T SEE THE DIAMONDS!!!
And the way he says protection X instead of protection ten kills me
5:41 lmao he gets more and more excited as the prices progressively get lower
Other title:mcbirken killing almost everything he sees
Exept the two villagers the shop and the bounty offerer
Alternative title*
*except the grass*
Lol
kinda not so funny
As minecraft say: "Don't kill dolphins, you monster!"
Well he had a better reason to kill them than just cod.
@@ezgaming3961 then animals also have a reason to kill him
@@tanishq9850 Do animals need money?
@@ezgaming3961 they doesn't need any money but this doesn't mean that you should kill them, they deserves to live more than these kind of people
@@tanishq9850 so they need revenge? Anyway these animals are virtual and I would see real life animals for an argument, but this is a video game.
10:43 ''no, his head burned the lava''. 😂😂😂
If I got 1 dollar every time he says “Oh my gosh” then I’d be rich.
You’d be richer than Elon musk istg
@@washingmachine3772 more like jeff bezos
I was reading this this when he said “oh my gosh”
@@novavesta7104 same
if I had 1,000 dollars for everytime he says that, i'd be richer.
12:08 “it hits all the mobs around me!” I think we got a first time sword user here
nobody gonna talk about birken thinking sweeping edge was a special thing to only the special sword
Happy 500k subs Briken!
18:50
McBirken: He does a lot of damage
Me: "looks at his hp..." its full
Dream SMP: installs this data pack causing mobs to drop their head with a 100% chance
Wither skeletons, technoblade: its real free estate.
well he’s gonna destroy the whole dream smp
free real estate*
I love how he says "This bow does so much damage dude!" When the ender dragon takes the same amount damage a regular bow would do.
It’s called putting up an act for the younger audience.
"I think I murdered the whole village" -mcbirkin
Itachi 🧐
Its village not clan
"Minecraft but we sell mobs illegally" xD
Literal fire elementals: worth next to nothing
Silverfish: Allow me to introduce myself
Can you possibly give us the link to get this “bounty board” in minecraft? I would like to play this as well
sameeeeeeeee
Man should have farmed the silverfish spawner in the stronghold
0:15 “We are only 500 subs from one million”
He meant 500k
@@dismal8294 but you dont say “only” when you double your sub count
@@RedAndBlackIDress when borger konh
@@dismal8294 huh?
@@RedAndBlackIDress borger
Plot twist: the bounty keeper is a psychopath who wanted every head that existed
*that’s what she said*
@@0verseer_O9 14:29 that’s what she said
“This guy does a lot of damage”
Mcbirken: has 0 hearts taken
Mcburkens: kills cute animals without any comment or concerns yet doesn't want to kill villagers
Me: die ya darn duck 🐥🔫😀
3:40 moment of silence for the land dolphin, killed by bounty hunter birken.
:(
3:38 (pause here) the reason that it’s worth so much is because only a monster would kill a dolphin so the bounty guy raised the balance up so that he could get more people to kill dolphins
bring down the dolphins population, such a smart guy
"This guys is going to tell us how much money we have to spend"
ay yes, the floor here is made of floor
"Hopefully this brings your buddies around me but I dont even know if you have any buddies"
relatable tbh..
Silverfish: i'm about to end this mans whole career
Him: You might get mad of i killing villagers
Everyone: Yeah, kill all of them!
What you mean him
@@unknown_gamer6256 him is McBircken
Two words: Wandering Trader
" *Okay I think we have successfully murdered the whole village* "
-Mcbirken impostor
18:08 HE ACTUALLY JUST MISSED THOSE DIAMONDS
I mean he doesn’t rlly need it
*he always forgets things and then doesn’t get a chance to get good loot 😭 he completely forgot about the broken down nether portal 🥜*
Ok
*why did you have to use this font for everything*
@@SalamAzizAcademicDiscussion Yeah true
Wait a minute, Get the mandalorain he will get those bounty’s
Yesss
Mc: I know you might be mad at me, but... *Kills villager
Casually kills a cat without saying anything.
I said the same thing accept I was talking about the turtles
Minecraft: Don't kill dolphins you monster! McBirken: Wow killing dolphins gives me so much money!
"WE ARE NOW BILLIONARES, WE ARE LITERALLY BILL GATES!!!" I was dying😂
@The Bear are you dead
@@dismal8294 Ur comment was actually funny unlike those 2 comments above Lmao
But it was really a trillion dollars birken is just an idiot
7:46 A random Chinese guy was once like:
...
@Orlando Cao ...corona
@@buzzyrobo true
@Orlando Cao Look, the joke flew over your head
It makes me aggressive to see that he don't sort out his inventory
OCD moment
Rip to all the innocent creatures killed in this video
We have successfully murdered the whole village
did anybody notice that when the video ended he still had a ghast head in his inventory?
We successfully ✨murdered✨ the whole village.
this reminds me of teachnoblade
I can imagine this as a multiplayer server
This is kinda dark..... He really said am sorry guys but it's for a good cause when he's literally murdering them for money 😂😂😂😂😂
McBriken: "9 obsidian for the nether portal"
Me: 🤔
according to the minecraft economy, one silverfish equals *two hundred thousand chicken*
*thats a lot of kfc*
birken: why are blazes only 3,000
also birken : gets 96k off of blazes
He said each one
@@trivial980 i know but thats a lot man
Switch the 9 and 6 around
5:27
He said sorry for villagers but not on cats,dolphins,and turtles
him: i like that portal
also him: never goes to it
The fact that he didn’t grind out the silver fish then get strength makes me mad
Him: I'm doing damage to both? i guess the sword does damage to mobs near me
Me: Sweeping edge
Exactly
Yes it is correct
Swords normaly hits few enemys: exist
Birk: yes its is the power of the sword
i feel like only hostile mobs should have had bounties
I want to know enderman worth
What about enderman mob I mean it’s only hostile when you look at it other than that it passive
"squids are even rare then chickens"
Me : *finding only squid for a whole 2 Minecraft days*
I had to only eat bread
i love how calmly he said "i murdered the entire village"
Lol
It does damage to mobs around me!! “Sweeping edge”