I'll never get over his sheer excitement of getting to drop a cinder block over another persons head and the juxtaposition of the in-game character being horrified by it.
Playing Devil's Advocate here, said person had been torturing the in-game character (and Jerma by extension) for days. I feel like for once his psychotic tendencies were justified
@@luxill0s fairlife choccy milk is pog I drink like 1.5 liters a day, lactose free as well. Not that I'm intolerant but it actually tastes better than regular milk. If not fairlife then I just get raw milk 👍
@@projectgowther2562 When I was young, I was gaining so much fat that the doctor told my mom I need to cut down to 2% milk. Now I'm very skinny lol I might try fairlife
@@luxill0s how good milk is for you is very overblown, you can get more calcium from other things that aren't milk that don't taste gross and aren't things the human body literally wasn't made to digest
Thank you for your service. No but seriously I worked at a sbux inside a grocery store and it was a nightmare I cant imagine how awful an airport one might be
Reminds me back in 1974 when I was going over to the local Dunkin Donuts. I went in just wanting a bottle of water but as I was in the line, Jerma cut infront of me. I said hey at him to catch his attention and as he turned he had this horrible grin. He then went on for 10 minutes talking about how aliens would be confused by humans or something? The cops had to drag him out by his spiderman pajamas. Downright chilling.
What makes this game scary is knowing people like that exist in real life....and things like this happen but to different degrees not all leading to murder. But anything like this is extremely scary and messed up to even go through. It's also sad police and many don't take things like this seriously till it's to late.
8:35 Lights go out 13:08 Stroller lady jumpscare 16:19 Security cam guy 16:56 Creepy note 17:31 Creepy note 2 18:10 Senpai scream lol 21:10 Lights go out again 22:26 Timer reaches 0 22:46 Shadow jumpscare 25:44 LET ME IN. LET ME INNNNNN (jumpscare) 27:00 Get cinderblocked, chucklehead 27:54 End cutscene
as a barista at starbucks, i quote this video a lot. as i was doing dishes today i muttered to myself “this is just like resident evil!” and my co-worker (who was coming to have me help with the line of people we had) snort-laughed so hard her nose started to bleed.
As much as we poke at his little stories, I would love to sit for days on end and have a conversation with Jerma, I don’t think he’d ever run out of tales
it's genuinely refreshing to see someone play a horror game who isn't trying to play off the scares with "that wasnt that scary" or purposefully not reacting to jumps lol
Everyone reacts to jumpscares differently. My little cousin played all sorts of horror games on roblox yet is unphased everytime he comes across a jumpscare
I'm actually kinda pissed about that ending. It was like a real, visceral depiction of having a horrible stalker (and working the dead shift), and it was so horrifying yet cathartic to end it with being force into seclusion on the roof, using the very ladder the stalker used to get in originally, and defend yourself with the brick. It didn't need the stalker to go full Michael and magically appear in your apartment. And if it really wanted to give an ambiguous or scary ending it could have just subtly implied that the guy you killed was just a homeless person and your real stalker was someone else.
I believe the stalker at the end is an entirely different guy - watching other playthroughs shows there's multiple instances where you're being stalked outside of work (like on the bus etc).
@@nicetsukki While true that the character gets stalked and leered at, intensily, by other characters (the guy in the coffee shop with your photo, the guy on the bus etc...), the one you knocked out on the roof and the guy in your closet was the same guy. The model is identical while the other characters were different ones. In fact, I think the guy that stares at you when you leave the bus is also the guy you knock out.
The atmosphere in this game is definitely tense, but it's funny to me that Jerma thinks the coding is sophisticated enough for someone to chase him when coffee cups can only be placed in fixed locations on the counter, pouring milk doesn't have an animation, cups models don't change to reflect their contents, and every unique event requires a fade to black.
people are like that sometimes though, charging out at 400 mph with their baby carriage just to be like, "watch where youre going! thats the problem with your generation!"
i recently quit working at tim Hortons after being there for a year and this is literally how it feels working those late shifts before the overnights come😭
The beginning of this video feels exactly like one of those dreams where you're at your job but every single task is incredibly hard and stressful or when your driving but your car is out of control and you're crashing into everything. Thanks Jerma, I hate it 😁
man such a bogus ending. it could have been like an interesting look at how even though they survived a traumatic experience, they are still scarred for life, but instead it was a TwIsT where a guy survives a cinderblock to the face and ends up killing and r***ing you no matter what you do in the story
Yeah for the realism of the game thats disappointing. Ik all the 80s slasher games have this sort of ending but this was at least tackling something real, would’ve been nice if they had an ending with similar tone
from 20:12 i was a teensy bit spooked so i decided to plug in the leds i have in my bedroom that of which i do not know where the remote is and they turn on red which is a little bit weird so i start to look for the remote and they start strobing and all of the lights are off in my apartment and my two dogs are going apeshit and when i look outside the fucking porch light is flashing and im in a panic and i call my friend and thye wont pick up until the third dial and i think im scarred for life now. Very engaging video though, give it an 8.3/10.
I love the idea of walking into a Starbucks and there's a man fumbling a bunch of items, frantically shouting "THIS IS LIKE RESIDENT EVIL"
i recently got a job at starbucks, and let me tell you. my first solo closing shift was exactly like resident evil
@@gigi-riley Did you have to backtrack a bunch and solve puzzles as you made the coffee?
@@ItsBread-y6y yeah. that’s why the coffee takes forever to make
@@gigi-riley damn, respect!
@Remming and put Rose back together. Man that night at Starbucks was insane. I remember it from my demon form.
I'll never get over his sheer excitement of getting to drop a cinder block over another persons head and the juxtaposition of the in-game character being horrified by it.
Playing Devil's Advocate here, said person had been torturing the in-game character (and Jerma by extension) for days. I feel like for once his psychotic tendencies were justified
@@laggy3099he had been stalked while being forced to remember how to make coffee so he was probably happy to get rid of the lesser evil plaguing him
ludonarrative dissonance
Imagine walking into a starbucks and everyone collectivly acknowledges that the jerma985 is ordering an iced macciato at 3pm on a monday
They're too afraid to look him in the eyes. As they should be.
you know Jerma is going to Dunkin, he's a Boston boy after all I don't think you're allowed to get Starbucks
Why would he be doing anything on Monday at 3pm? That's our worship time.
"Jerma Elbertson orders an iced macciato at 3pm on a monday" 2022, colorised.
@@whatr0 they really do have a crazy number of Dunkins in boston, when i went there i saw 3 of them all across the street from each other
Jerma says cashews taste like meat and now milk. I'm starting to think all this human consumption has done a number on his taste buds.
to be fair, there’s a lot of protein in cashews so I guess I kinda get it??
the scariest part of this game is being reminded of what it was like to work at starbucks tbh
agreed
no joke i closed tonight at starbucks, came home after barely making it out alive, to watch jerma play a simulator of my job lmfao
I want to watch this stream but I'm scared the night terrors will come back
Fr though
I have a friend who worked there and she said it was like just hanging out with a bunch of random people
jermas the first person ive seen who had the first customer walk out on their order in this game
No wonder jerma is 5'4. he didn't drink his milk growing up and now drinks 2%.
I’m 5’6 and my lactose intolerance prevented me from drinking milk (that and the fact I could never seem to properly open those godforsaken cartons)
@@luxill0s fairlife choccy milk is pog I drink like 1.5 liters a day, lactose free as well. Not that I'm intolerant but it actually tastes better than regular milk. If not fairlife then I just get raw milk 👍
@@projectgowther2562 When I was young, I was gaining so much fat that the doctor told my mom I need to cut down to 2% milk. Now I'm very skinny lol I might try fairlife
@@deadasfboi it's goated. Shane Hunt introduced it to me. Life changing.
@@luxill0s how good milk is for you is very overblown, you can get more calcium from other things that aren't milk that don't taste gross and aren't things the human body literally wasn't made to digest
I had dream yesterday where I was at a picnic with Jerma and I told him that I am too afraid to text a girl I like, and he just laughed
He actually did give you advice after laughing but he erased it from your memory so he can keep up his psycho persona. Trust me. I was there.
He Inception-ed your dream just so he could laugh at your misfortune. Truly he's absolutely PSYCHOTIC.
INSANE streamer INVADES DREAM of innocent person and begins to MOCK their misfortune
We've all had Jerma dreams before. Just remember that they're all 100% real.
We all laughed. Then the credits started to roll.
Jerma is so insane I’m sure horror games seem like reality to him
Holy shit it's like our profile pictures were taken 5 seconds apart before and after donkey kong was punched in the gut
@@dinkeykong donkeys dongs getting zerked
Schizophrenia 😢
to the Jerma, horror games are just games….
I think he’s just finally seeing the other side of the whole serial killer thing.
when the four guys walk in and jerma immediately admits defeat before they do their insane routine
absolutely love that, when terrified, he starts panic-making coffee at 21:25
As someone who worked at a Starbucks late night, which was also inside of an airport, this video game really hits hard.
Thank you for your service. No but seriously I worked at a sbux inside a grocery store and it was a nightmare I cant imagine how awful an airport one might be
@@basilliketheleaf It was pretty tough. Usually quiet right until 3-8 and it would be absolutely insane. Also had a few scary encounters.
That sounds terrible. I'm so sorry. You are seen
@@OxyPox Sadly I'm not
In my whole life, I've never heard someone say "I want to work customer service forever."
Reminds me back in 1974 when I was going over to the local Dunkin Donuts. I went in just wanting a bottle of water but as I was in the line, Jerma cut infront of me. I said hey at him to catch his attention and as he turned he had this horrible grin. He then went on for 10 minutes talking about how aliens would be confused by humans or something? The cops had to drag him out by his spiderman pajamas. Downright chilling.
So does Jerma break into song if a customer says its their bday when hes working a shift at a coffee shop?
26:22 Jerma opens the door, sees absolutely nothing out of the ordinary, shits his pants in fear
What makes this game scary is knowing people like that exist in real life....and things like this happen but to different degrees not all leading to murder. But anything like this is extremely scary and messed up to even go through. It's also sad police and many don't take things like this seriously till it's to late.
The police aren't supposed to do anything until it's too late, it's not their job to prevent crime or protect anyone from it
@@fartface8918 ????????
@@sehguhnai8223 that isnt what they get paided to do and not what they are trained on its not their job
@@fartface8918 big brain
@@fartface8918 You're actually defending the police? The guys who stand around and write things down all day instead of helping people?
Jerma is lying, I just know he drinks whole milk like water
Not before dunking entire sleeves on Oreos in them first. You know what happens next...
What's wrong with drinking milk?
@@mint5438 NOTHING!!! WE ARE NORMAL
You're not doing it properly unless you have the milk hooked up to an IV drip.
No, he’s definitely an almond/skim milk chugger
I once asked this barista for a small coffee and he gave me a hot nickel ball in water he's not to be trusted
8:35 Lights go out
13:08 Stroller lady jumpscare
16:19 Security cam guy
16:56 Creepy note
17:31 Creepy note 2
18:10 Senpai scream lol
21:10 Lights go out again
22:26 Timer reaches 0
22:46 Shadow jumpscare
25:44 LET ME IN. LET ME INNNNNN (jumpscare)
27:00 Get cinderblocked, chucklehead
27:54 End cutscene
Open na noor
Open na noor 😢
forgot the “scare” at around 15 and a half minutes where jerma gets the order wrong and it plays two loud low-pitched beeps
Jerma food preferences are completely defined by the "only a psycho would/wouldn't enjoy this" category.
as a barista at starbucks, i quote this video a lot. as i was doing dishes today i muttered to myself “this is just like resident evil!” and my co-worker (who was coming to have me help with the line of people we had) snort-laughed so hard her nose started to bleed.
"-her nose started to bleed", reminds me of Jerma randomly going "I'm just gonna inhale the fucking universe".
Then everyone clapped
@@tinglesrosyrupeeland something something have my gold kind stranger something something
He can finally experience the feeling of a real job through this game!
As much as we poke at his little stories, I would love to sit for days on end and have a conversation with Jerma, I don’t think he’d ever run out of tales
Jerma is literally the Home Alone kid as an adult.
Every person I’ve watched play this game has been scared by the trash bags
missed 2 jerma videos so now i'm missing out on approximately 300% of his lore
The game is exactly how retail feels. I even got a stalker.
it's genuinely refreshing to see someone play a horror game who isn't trying to play off the scares with "that wasnt that scary" or purposefully not reacting to jumps lol
Everyone reacts to jumpscares differently. My little cousin played all sorts of horror games on roblox yet is unphased everytime he comes across a jumpscare
I'm actually kinda pissed about that ending. It was like a real, visceral depiction of having a horrible stalker (and working the dead shift), and it was so horrifying yet cathartic to end it with being force into seclusion on the roof, using the very ladder the stalker used to get in originally, and defend yourself with the brick. It didn't need the stalker to go full Michael and magically appear in your apartment. And if it really wanted to give an ambiguous or scary ending it could have just subtly implied that the guy you killed was just a homeless person and your real stalker was someone else.
i fucking agree my man
I believe the stalker at the end is an entirely different guy - watching other playthroughs shows there's multiple instances where you're being stalked outside of work (like on the bus etc).
@@nicetsukki While true that the character gets stalked and leered at, intensily, by other characters (the guy in the coffee shop with your photo, the guy on the bus etc...), the one you knocked out on the roof and the guy in your closet was the same guy. The model is identical while the other characters were different ones.
In fact, I think the guy that stares at you when you leave the bus is also the guy you knock out.
Why is he still trying to convince us that he only has 2 legs
Jerma likes his coffee how he likes his victims.
Bloody, minced and salty
Ukraine flag
@@Mikeystonet Ukraine flag is based
And tasting like beef
@@SRowntree 🤓
@@SRowntree crimge
Well this’ll be a great game to constantly have in mind whenever i work the night shift Jesus Christ
i love how jerma’s brain works
"Am bussin. Am bussin am bussin."
Ambasing
God damn I jumped so hard at that lady with the baby. Jerma should've come out swinging.
The atmosphere in this game is definitely tense, but it's funny to me that Jerma thinks the coding is sophisticated enough for someone to chase him when coffee cups can only be placed in fixed locations on the counter, pouring milk doesn't have an animation, cups models don't change to reflect their contents, and every unique event requires a fade to black.
this is the second stream jerma has said whole milk tastes like meat to him.
You know, I never bought into Jerma being a psycho. Then he said whole milk tasted like beef?
He's absolutely right though, it tastes like BLOOD
NA moment probably
8:34 Look at the sheer amount of *terror* on his face
1% is literally the water left over after dipping your paint brush.
people are like that sometimes though, charging out at 400 mph with their baby carriage just to be like, "watch where youre going! thats the problem with your generation!"
Last time Jerma served me a cup a Joe it was before the plague hit.
+2
Veteran discount
*Drake:* 21, can you do something for me
*21 Savage:* 25:21
13:08 This is exactly what Jerma would say if this happened to him IRL
as a barista it puts a smile on my face to see someone experience the pain
I've been watching jerma for almost 5 years and I am amazed how I haven't descended into insanity yet
This is really good therapy for Jerma, to help him understand what his victims feel
the idea of ordering 4 drinks at the drive thru and the barista starts going crazy
i recently quit working at tim Hortons after being there for a year and this is literally how it feels working those late shifts before the overnights come😭
Jerma beating the final challenge in the most looney toons way possible
of course jerma would know the inaccuracy of killing a man with a cinderblock he has to do something outside of streaming I suppose
The beginning of this video feels exactly like one of those dreams where you're at your job but every single task is incredibly hard and stressful or when your driving but your car is out of control and you're crashing into everything. Thanks Jerma, I hate it 😁
man such a bogus ending. it could have been like an interesting look at how even though they survived a traumatic experience, they are still scarred for life, but instead it was a TwIsT where a guy survives a cinderblock to the face and ends up killing and r***ing you no matter what you do in the story
Who would have thought generic horror game #7096 had a boring a predictable ending
Yeah for the realism of the game thats disappointing. Ik all the 80s slasher games have this sort of ending but this was at least tackling something real, would’ve been nice if they had an ending with similar tone
FWIW it seems the game actually has 2 stalker characters, still annoying all the endings end with the protag dead though.
most of these horror games have the same damn artstyle, so the story won't be any better
@@karonuva folga wooga imoga womp
from 20:12 i was a teensy bit spooked so i decided to plug in the leds i have in my bedroom that of which i do not know where the remote is and they turn on red which is a little bit weird so i start to look for the remote and they start strobing and all of the lights are off in my apartment and my two dogs are going apeshit and when i look outside the fucking porch light is flashing and im in a panic and i call my friend and thye wont pick up until the third dial and i think im scarred for life now. Very engaging video though, give it an 8.3/10.
3:40 this is how Anthony Todt spoke at the cross-examination
Jumpscare at 13:09 and 25:46
Thanks
there's a constant jumpscare from 0:01 to 28:54 on the top right
Watching him play this chaotically vs having watched Manly play it calmly is so funny.
Ive worked at a Dunkin Donuts and this is an accurate experience
Above average day in retail simulator
Horror games feel less scary when Jerma's playing them
Jerma's bussin, he is bussin
Jerma does not know what actual milk tastes like
Man raised on milk steaks equates whole milk flavor to beef. Why am I not surprised?
The chill music and mundane activity of this game contrast so hard with Jermas mania, it's really funny
I love the part where he explicitly tells chat he punches anyone who comes within 10 feet of him what an absolute psychopath 😂
As a starbucks barista, Jerma is living the true experience of customer service
Cute pfp
So many uploads. We are truly blessed the ai processes information so quickly
He's trying to sensory overload us into total compliance and it's working
It's so funny that Jerma predicted being able to hurl a cinderblock at someone from above
Jerma is the only person not to die going out the back door and it’s honestly more sus he didn’t fall for it
15:52 Jerma is bussin
he really do be kinda bussin tho fr
uh yeah I'll have an orange cranberry S C O R N
This video lives in my head rent free
ironically I was stalked at the coffee shop I worked at so Jerma playing this game is oddly poetic lol
2% milk is just water. Whole milk is delecious, anyway, footmilk is not something I wanted to think about. Thanks jerm
20:05 Mr. Libido, doing the hustle
why the fuck am i so anxious watching this? holy shit i feel sorry for people in busy cafes or pubs
This is just most normal shift at an minimum wage fast food reastaurant
Sometimes I wonder how much of a crackhead any kid Jerma manages to spawn will be
the way he said 'one' at 21:58 made me think my browser was crashing
forgot it was a horror game the beginning, thought it was like a bartender simulator again
20:05 It's fucking Mr. Libido from Yakuza 0
I just started the video and he's already talking about milk
Full cream milk is much better than any other type. Jerma truly is insane.
Jerma is Bussin
Jerma bussin
Jerma, your milk addiction is harming the lives of people around you.
coffeeeeeeee cheetooooooooos CHICKANNNNNNNNNNN
Drinking a pint of whole milk while watching this
games like this make me thankful jerma is a twitch streamer and not working in customer service
had the first nightmare of my life after watching this stream wtf
Jerma runs his Goat and whole milk through Dave's bare feet apperantly and he complains they taste bad
This guy puts mayo into his coffee instead of milk
bro jerma was caring me more than the
video game
He's live and he's playing Splatoon 3 rn!
I'm a little concerned about Jerma's whole milk tasting like beef. 🥴
The Jerma985 Home Alone 2'd a murderer
Why does he know so much about dropping blocks on peoples heads.
jerma makes some courage the cowardly dog noises when he gets scared
the power in my house went out at 26:52
Jerma is my favorite bantam streamer.
Whenever I play or watch horror games like this, I like to imagine Kiryu curb stomping the monsters
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