My friend wyatt found some kinda powder and told me it was marijuana....I said hes being stupid so he said "IT SMELLS LIKE MARIJUANA!" Being a smart ass....I asked.."how would YOU know what it smells like?😏"
4:28 - this is made out of 4 tables, 1 torch, a craft table, 1 chest, and a furnace, ok now see how much itens has in the house edit - how the house have glass weapons and a door? a door of 4 tables ;-; edit 2 - 4:43 no way edit 3 - i dont need to say about the others houses :/
Hey, Keep Producing Quality Content Bruh, You have been a Huge Inspiration Towards me as I start my progression and journey towards Fortnite Thus I’m Ready to put in 2020 to Achieve my Goals 👑🤞🏻
Ive been sick for a week😥, I made my brothers bithday party yesterday (may 30) get cancelled, but I'm fine now!I said it was his birthday magic that saved me🛐
5:09 Why Is Noone Commenting On What He Just Said Lol Imma Make Dat A Quote Tho "Ok, Well They're Touching. They're 2 Block Apart So It Means They're Not Gay" - Bionic, March 2020
Bionic: Because 2020 is trying to kill us the best thing to do is stay in the house Me watching this video in 2021: We really really are basically going to die
Me: Is there a fish swo-
Bionic: DID U JUST SAY FISH SWORD
Me: Oh no I shouldn't of said that
Bionic: FISH SWORD FISH SWORD FISH SWORD!!!!!
I MISS FISH SWORD
Bionic I... uh...
*FISH SWORD!!!!*
New sword who dis fish sword
Me 2
@@Bionic meh
Top 5 unsolved mysteries:
5:bermuda's triangle
4:singularity
3:area 51
2:youtube algorithm
1:Bionic's videos
Step 1: Craft a house with diamond
Step 2: Mine the house
Step 3: Craft again.
ValkyRiver smart man
ValkyRiver 123456789101112
You 3b iq
You do be vibing doe
ValkyRiver you are so smart i didn’t think about it haha
Ik
1:31 Bionic: I’ve had boomervirus
How is it like
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This would be an amazing way to farm blocks
True
Me: *Looking at the title*
**Is this some kind of sorcery or can we already do this?**
You can’t craft a house, *silly*
Lolol Yeh it’s a joke, *silly*
@@maybej Try to understand a joke *silly*
Lolol Yeh it’s a joke *silly*
Lolol Yeh How do you miss a joke so obvious?
"My meds!"
Translated:
"My drugs!"
...
Bionic: Why do non of this houses has a bed
me: Villages below 1.14 don't have bed in them
bionic: Spawns a bed in
Me: Well i guess i was wrong ??
The Genius i was thinking this too SDDJHDSHJ
*SSSSHHHHHH* dont expose me T_T
You really done well of you get a comment and a like from bionic hahahah nice done mate😂
lol i wasn't expecting that i guess i am famous now xD
The Genius you should start yt channel and become famous and make money with that😂
"BoomerVirus" that made me crack up
@@sarahmahmoud4558 The fuck??...
LMAO BOOMER-VIRUS
he said a boomervirus beacuse he is a bald idiot boomer
@@khalilezzaouaoui6897 no bully
@@khalilezzaouaoui6897 dont bully
Step1: craft houes of opsidiand
Step2: find diamond ore
Step3: find enderpesl
Step4: braetk crital end
Step5: daing the ender dargon
You win
“I didn’t have to build anything”
Little does he know that he placed the house block
*FBI open up*
🤔
Woah I have -19 iq woooooooaaahhh
Lol
Boi
2:01 yeah.. totally not dirt suuuuurre 😂
First (I think)
second
jk first
Captain Alex gg bro
Oz Bar-Hen who me?
He’s first
Bionic's next vid:
minecraft but you can break a tree with any block
Me: looks at the title
Also me : yep....thats...the point
“I can craft a house out of any block”
Yeah... that’s... the point of minecraft
Naw I think the point of Minecraft is to build, it's not an RPG it's a sandbox game
actually you place blocks to make a house, not craft
Craft means “to create” so actually crafting and building a house can be considered the same.
I love crafting a house!!! Not like I have to place the blocks to make a house
The Joker not funny
Bionic: You can craft a house out of anything!
Me : ain’t that normal minecraft?
No
tecnicly yes. but realy? NO
How was that INSANELY fast upload speed
Hi
Hi
If you read my about page, u are gæ
Most People love BIONIC with Hair !
not a single soul:
Bionic: B O O M E R V I R U S
Bionic: ginyangiyangiy
Subtitles: goon goon yang goon meeting
Bionic: the houses are 2 blocks apart so theyre not gay
Me: never heard truer words
Omg I have been waiting for a new vid it feels like it has been 100 years
my brain cells before the video:
19
my brain cells after the video:
-1
GuildkayZeus my is -9284 after the video
My iq after vid -9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Mine is -999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
What iz braicalls (jk don't bully me..
That’s all of us too, don’t worry
Little did Bionic know
The house roofs were touching
That would be a sick data pack/mod
Wait a minute… how does Bionic know what Prison smells like?
My friend wyatt found some kinda powder and told me it was marijuana....I said hes being stupid so he said "IT SMELLS LIKE MARIJUANA!"
Being a smart ass....I asked.."how would YOU know what it smells like?😏"
The funny thing is u can already make houses out of any block😂
Yup
Yee
You can build a house out of every block, but not craft one!
...
I’m so sorry about your boomer virus bonco
WE NEEEEEED PART TWO
Bionic : You can craft a house out of any block.
Me And Intellectual : BELL
Crafting a furnace and crafting table while there are some of those two items as the floor
lol
Bionic:makes diamond house with 4 diamond blocks and reuses them to make more diamonds
Bionic:stonks
This will make happy because i lost my freind
Yes
3:07 I thought he was gonna make a cobblestone chest for a second
Gonganginga to feel 20000000000 times better
Bionic:I've been really sick for the past 4 days
Me:does bionic caught a Corona virus?
Me: I've been sick too until now ;)
4:28 - this is made out of 4 tables, 1 torch, a craft table, 1 chest, and a furnace, ok now see how much itens has in the house
edit - how the house have glass weapons and a door? a door of 4 tables ;-;
edit 2 - 4:43 no way
edit 3 - i dont need to say about the others houses :/
nobody: me a jojo fan at least it wasn’t 4 2:36
Hahahahahha
Post moreeee vids bionic!
Bionic:i look cool me:yeah you lookin great👌👍😀
stephen hawking said that 2020 would be a bad year or something
Bionic: I bless the pig tree
Me: XD TREE PIG
Hey, Keep Producing Quality Content Bruh, You have been a Huge Inspiration Towards me as I start my progression and journey towards Fortnite Thus I’m Ready to put in 2020 to Achieve my Goals 👑🤞🏻
Huh?
Ew fortnite
@@bottomboards2412 ikr
Kagey Life you mean you inside grian XD
NVY Kyle Little do you know Bionic’s channel started with Fortnite
Looks cool
You can duplicate diamonds with this.
2:40 LMAO I'm dying 🤣
Who else gets scared when Bionic laughs? Jk xD love u Bionic
Yeah...
He TOTALLY made the tree house for mistake without knowing the crafting recipe...
Bionic: Everything is going to make sense in a second.
Me a second later: I’m confused
I love your videos 😍😍🤩🤩🍫
Get all of the randomiser mods and put them into one
Example: Random drops,Random crafting,Random smelting
5:27
Day time
Literally 1 second later
Sun is setting
This was a cut
It was cut
Wow, making a house with diamonds, mods are required for this one
stop the 🧢
The laugh in 0:38😂
Your hair is growing fast, also I'm staying in my house to- lol
One year ago
Bionic: I have 0 brain cells
Everyone else: Yah well tell us something we don't know
Bionic if u remember the impulse grenade they look like coronavirus😂😂
១២៣៤៥៦៧៨៩១០
he is an idiot cyborg
“cough cough”.
You Is a Good TH-camr
Crazy craft ideas
I find diamonds a lot somehow!?
Bionic: don’t worry it will make sense in a second
Me:I still losing brain sells over here!
Omega Hu notice how you said sells instead of cells that proves your point even more
Bruh you said cells two times.. it’s 60 ° here rn
Ive been sick for a week😥, I made my brothers bithday party yesterday (may 30) get cancelled, but I'm fine now!I said it was his birthday magic that saved me🛐
Me: sees thumbnail
Also me: but but you can already do that¿?¿?¿?
coronvisus:stay in house or get sick
Gamers:were OP rn
He’s turning 9 blocks into stacks of blocks.
When bionic said prepare to have your socks knoked off I had only one off my socks on
:o reverse psychology
only one socks huh😏
"Minecraft but I can build a house out of any block" me what video is he gonna make next "minecraft but I can craft stuff"
Stay safe Bionic!
I love ngunganyingang
Me: Bionic take Care!
Bionic: **talking to a tree** "HE DO BE VIBIN THO"
THIS GUY DESERVES MORE THAN 2.M BUT HE HADNT EVEN REACHED IT!
LET THIS MAN HAVE 2.M
also if you reach it. Ima buy ye merch 😎
did you buy it when he reached it?
Everybody who calls bionic a boomer: HE IS NOT A BOOMER GET IT?
The giggle I'm dying due to cuteness!🥺
Bro I am from India but I like you
I think we need to stand 6 feet away from our device because he has the boomer virus
me: Y do I watch this,goon gang ging ganging human. Also me: -1000 brain cells yay boinicccc
01
2010: Everyone: i having furnace and crafting table as floor.
2020: Bionic: Look at this revolution with furnace and crafting table as floor!!!
0:00 0:04 OMG I thought that was real....!!!
Only if it was that easy to build that easy...... In real life😯
bionic: im sick im taking meds
me: ...does he have the corona virus 😯
Wtf is a boomera virus
I keep hearing that
೫ ೄ Diαnα Uchihα ೫ ೄ it’s a type of flue in the world caused by a bat m it is the first time it had came but it is in Ohio and people are dying
@@marlight6146 ooooo hope i dont get the boomeria virus
no no no he doesn't he says that he has boomer virus not corona
Everyone: *Washing Hands Every 1min
Me: Giving People The Corona
WAT
Not funny
5:09
Why Is Noone Commenting On What He Just Said Lol
Imma Make Dat A Quote Tho
"Ok, Well They're Touching. They're 2 Block Apart So It Means They're Not Gay"
- Bionic, March 2020
Sebastian Derlos 😂
I was about to comment that lol
1:32 the senior deleter
brooooooooooooo i love bionic soooo much
Me: sees bionic wearing a mask
Also me: MOM WHERES MY MASK BIONIC IS WEARING ONE I HAVE TO THEN! 😷
Bionic: I Have the BOOMER VIRUS
Day after bionic posted this
The News: We have a new virus is spreading the virus is called the Boomer virus
Textin Childers proof writing has left the game
I wasn’t subbed and a miss clicked the sub button and was like “I thought I already clicked that”
get well soon
Me:I want a part two
Bionic:no
0:19 looks like he's on drugs
"I've been a good boy, and I've been taking my meds"
*hmmm*
Sounds like it too
I can’t wait for you to get 2 million subscribers
feel better bionic
No one:
Bionic: cough 0:49
Every one coronavirus
:O BIONIC GETTING COVID-19
Bionic: Because 2020 is trying to kill us the best thing to do is stay in the house
Me watching this video in 2021: We really really are basically going to die
Ty to who liked my comment
Get well soon bionic love you
I’m a huge fan bionic
I have already seen this minecraft mod but I still think its fun to watch
Yo boiiii i love tour vids bruh