I call that serial killer behavior. I'm afraid that he's gonna hurt someone cause the release of hurting himself has gotten a bit dull. lmfao criminal minds special coming soon?
7:10 this is my favourite part of poofs videos. I haven’t finished watching but he has a ridiculous lead to where the video should probably end pretty soon. But the fact there is damn near 10 minutes left and the title of the video is a good indicator that he is about to get screwed by party Phil beyond belief😂😂😂😂
interestingly, it looks like the kicks at 11:00 were all aimed to where he was last time like, he dives left, then the next shot they kick left and he stays in the centre, then they shoot middle and he dives right, etc
The mean value of a fair die is 3.5, so for 10 dice 35 is average. Poofesure seemed to get quite a few above that this time but he usually gets below 35 lol.
poof bro i just wanna say you and coryxkenshin have been getting me through my depression big time. You don't even know how much everyday I look forward to watching your videos. They really make me laugh and now-a days I hardly genuinely laugh anymore so...Thank you poof :)
Poofesure at 7:11-7:17:“I just wonder how the game is gonna slow us down now. We have a sizeable lead”. Me checking the duration of the video, seeing that there’s still 9 minutes left: “Oh noes”.
The fact that Poofesure almost finishes every Wii Party game and ends up getting put in last place every single time is enough to convince me Wii Party really is rigged
It's written in the holy book of Matt. Chapter 7 "Overwhelming success", verse 2.1 "And lo, Matt did face the admiring crowd and said follow unto me the following commandments. Commandment one - Matt always wins. There are no further commandments so lets party"
Wussap poof. I’ve been watching since 2020. Your Mario Kart and Wii Sports videos got me through covid! I honestly really appreciate your channel. Thank you poofesure!
I was ready for you to change vid halfway through when you lost that mini game LMFAOO. I saw you click that menu and I was like “I’d do the same thing. Dew iet.”
Achshually, it's"First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with a hairy chest"... It's like that so it rhymes and it's what makes it so easy to remember...
is this actually a surprise at this point tho
Play wii party garden gridlock
I love you
Nah it aint
Same
ya
This is the calmest loss…
Either he’s completely defeated,
his blood pressure can’t take it,
or he’s doing something to keep his cool
🍃
He did say he's playing with himself
@@DasGoodSoup weeeeeeeeeed
Probably all of them
@@DasGoodSoup frfr
9:16 he didn’t scream, he didn’t murder another Wii remote, or laugh maniacally. I call that character development
His therapy and anger management sessions are paying off
@@VortexKiller2 fr
He expects it at this point
I call that serial killer behavior. I'm afraid that he's gonna hurt someone cause the release of hurting himself has gotten a bit dull. lmfao criminal minds special coming soon?
@@Thatonefuckinguy ?
"I only play with myself" - Poofesure, December 13th, 2022
Fun fact: This is also Taylor Swift's birthday
How did you know so fast
@@mrlogic7327 He says it in the start of the video
YMCA!
🏳️🌈
"oh no is it a woman? Thank god"
~Also Poofesure, December 13th, 2022
15:15 the grunts and him saying “knit” had me laughing out loud absolutely amazing 😂
Knit ~ 😩
@@chrism.1749 Them strings makin' me act up... 🧶🥵
i'm still laughing and i am sweating
I'm ngl those noises were sussy
That part made me wHeEze
15:11 Wow this man was really into the game
mmh..~ mmh..~ knit..~ 🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤
"I only play with myself"
- poofesure, 2022
*YMCA intensifies
@@RiqMoney817 arm muscles intensify
so inspirational
@@Ihaveabasicname Indeed.
I remember him making that exact same joke, Rainbow flag and everything. But I can't remember the video he first did it
Poofesure: Plays 3 MATTS
Also Poof: Is very angry and surprised when he loses
Because he wins almost every minigame
@@danielyuan9862 its so common to him its not even that bad anymore
Super rigged
game is literally iin matts favor
nooo u spoiled the vid I think :(
15:09 bro was playing with one hand I swear
was looking for this comment 💀
the way he just says knit at the end
@@SeptillionSeven knit ~ 😩
hear me out PLEASE
Hahahaha and then “…. knit” at the end 😂😂😂
Everyone talking about "I only play with myself" but no one talks about Poof literally playing alone :(
Kinda sad if you think about it. He mostly plays alone but sometimes with people but not a wii party game (I think💀).
@@Ax_mlx he does play with people but the thing is it's almost never on the wii except those times with troydan and some other VERY rare occasions,,
@@P_araps Ah,okay thanks.
True. At least it doesn’t seem like he minds much lol
@@uncoolloser6233 Agree.
I only play with myself
The most iconic line in poof history
More like the most relatable line
@@Yoshisawesome true
@@Yoshisawesome true
@@Yoshisawesome true
@@Yoshisawesome true
“I only played with myself” cut to knitting mini game 15:09 😂
"There's not much to play on this game... when it's just you"
Fell that as someone who has no one to play with
bro same
So true, especially as a kid who wanted to play with others so badly…
I have friends but they dont llike playing video games like they’re all brain deas
I rented this game out as a kid from the dvd rental and ended up just playing the minigames on their own 💀
Girls when they hit puberty: NO IM NOT READY FOR PERIODS!!
Boys when they hit puberty: 15:11
That's true. I did start knitting
I remember hitting puberty, then i started knitting
Knit!
mm- 😖 mm- 😵💫 mm- 🥴 mmm- 😩 knit!
😭
7:10 this is my favourite part of poofs videos. I haven’t finished watching but he has a ridiculous lead to where the video should probably end pretty soon. But the fact there is damn near 10 minutes left and the title of the video is a good indicator that he is about to get screwed by party Phil beyond belief😂😂😂😂
8:58 my gut instinct was correct😂
15:06 Poofesure has a knitting kink
7:15 “we have a sizeable lead. Johnny sins sizeable.” Poor poof
Is no one gonna talk about the very peculiar sounds Poof makes at 15:08?
half of the comments are mentioning that lol
I think the word your looking for is suggestive, not peculiar 🤭
@@subekennedy9554 I tried to put it lightly…
“This is hard to do.”
*knits*
also poofesure:*moaning*
*KNIT.*
5:03 „first, the worst,
second, the best
third, the turn
fourth… exist“
Poofesure, 2022
Third the turd*
0:17 I MISSED THE LOUD YMCA MEME😭😭
0:14 Poofesure always has something very wise and important to say😂
Poof went back 139 spaces in his first wii party u video, now he moved back 148.
"This game forces you to have friends"
Can we get an F for poof's imaginary friends
F
F for Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends.
15:09 poof REALLY enjoys knitting...
"It blows that they made this game so you have to have friends" sums up my life pretty well.
8:58 That had to be one of the most painful experiences to happen💀
He's asking where Green Matt is.
He probably didn't wanna know.
I wouldn't.
@@the-boy-of-a-thousand-nameslmao
He went back nearly 150 spaces
@@anonymoususer2756wow
“I only play with myself” poofified classic quote
long-time fans aren't even surprised at this point
no one’s surprised at this point
"I only play with myself"
Close your eyes at 15:11
“i only play with myself”
best poof quote to end the year
"I just want to throw a fricken ninja star at everybody" -Proofesure, December 13 2022
interestingly, it looks like the kicks at 11:00 were all aimed to where he was last time
like, he dives left, then the next shot they kick left and he stays in the centre, then they shoot middle and he dives right, etc
5:15 If you mean like "1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, 3rd is the one with the treasure chest?" Then yes.
Mine was 3rd is the one with the hairy chest
Mine was "third is the one with the golden chest"
I think mine was third the golden bird at some point lol
Poof is the only person that can get me to watch another video at 11:30 at night the night before my chemistry midterm
I feel you. Except mines marketing so not nearly as bad. Good luck on yours.
@@nolan13 thanks good luck on yours too 👍
Eyyy my Chem final is tomorrow too. Good luck to you both!
Wishing luck on of all you 🎉
Let’s get this bread 🙏🏼
Go to bed
I already knew Poof was gonna have a bad time when I saw how well the game was treating him in the beginning. I was waiting for the fuckening. 😂
When Poof starts off with the line “i only play with myself” in the first 30 seconds. You *know* it’s gonna be a good one
"I have a sizeable lead"
*Looks at title*
This man never fails to make me laugh.
i completely agree, man.
ngl i was rewatching your older wii party u vids and lowkey wanted a new one. thanks for uploading; it makes my night 💜
Absolutely golden 🙏🏼 I’ve been binge watching your videos and then you surprised me w/ a new upload
Thank you, Mr. Poof !!!!
The mean value of a fair die is 3.5, so for 10 dice 35 is average. Poofesure seemed to get quite a few above that this time but he usually gets below 35 lol.
but i mean this game it definitely all got offset by the fact that he went back 100+ spaces
when poof got all the way back to green matt, i didnt even wait for poof to rage quit, I rage quitted myself💀
poof bro i just wanna say you and coryxkenshin have been getting me through my depression big time. You don't even know how much everyday I look forward to watching your videos. They really make me laugh and now-a days I hardly genuinely laugh anymore so...Thank you poof :)
I'm going through a sad time in life but knowing God is with me I can do anything man So stay strong my Brother
Been falling asleep to your videos every night for years some how relaxing
😄😄😄
It blows my mind that wii party U can be made harder and more unfair by playing with 3 Mats
Poor poof, he had such a promising lead
4:16 - And just to prove that, he just lost before even playing.
7:12 "i wonder how the games gon-" *9 MINUTES LEFT*
No matter what rocket you land on, you will always be 111 spaces away. That’s how it works.
I love how Alfonso just high fives red Matt while you’re having conversation about the game and just not noticing at that part ( 16:11 )
The gay pride flag is my favorite running joke, especially because it isn't overused. You never expect it.
Poof: I only play with myself
YMCA plays with rainbow background
0:18 - You are just lucky I wasn't going to sleep yet.
I see your comments everywhere
@@I_.-NHELV-._I Good for you! No one sees them on Skylight Awakens.
15:20 holy shit if he was Yellow Matt he would have been so pissed because Yellow Matt should have got second
Yellow Matt was probably raging
Poof: *getting mad over the soccer minigame*
ad: it's gonna be loud, it's gonna be noisy
its not a surprise, matt is unbeatable
I couldnt keep a straight face listening to you moan 😂😂😭😭 15:09
I love how Green and Yellow Matt have completely normal names while poor Red Matt is called “FatHogMatt” it’s so sad but hilarious
I can't win: a hobbit's tale by Poofesure.
Even Poof knew that everything started to fall apart when he got second place in a minigame for the first time
Yo this the earliest I have ever been to a poof video I’m truly proud
That saucer 9 minutes in was the most he has ever gone back I'm sure
Poofesure at 7:11-7:17:“I just wonder how the game is gonna slow us down now. We have a sizeable lead”.
Me checking the duration of the video, seeing that there’s still 9 minutes left:
“Oh noes”.
"I only play with myself"
I knew it
you should play as a girl mii and see if party phil gives you better luck
3:11 - Best roll of the episode!
After years of watching Poof's Wii Party U vids I got a Wii U myself.
It IS much harder than Wii Party.
think about it this way poof, you never sim but you ALWAYS lose. think of it positively 😊
Yes you can
14:50 He keeps getting five fewer than the required amount.
Poof, you’re a legend, and I can never watch your vids and eat without almost choking to death from laughter. You rock 😎😎😎
That's the greatest line I've ever read
I spent 95p on a Twix bar.
POOFESURE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
thank god he said the "play with myself" joke from when we first met
"What difficulty are you playing on?"
MATT.
10:19 They Always shot where you went for the last shot (except the first one of course)
8:47 I knew the video was too long for him to simply win 😅
I feel like Poofesure should yell at Nintendo to fix this game because it's beyond 1,000,000x rigged than the Original Wii Party
Poofesure calm after a loss like that is scary, we can imagine the freak out next video
during my childhood it was "1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, and 3rd is the one with the hairy chest"
5:10 yes, I do remember but not third… they got the hairy chest
As soon as I saw the rocket immediately assumes he would get a ufo and go all the way behind
The fact that Poofesure almost finishes every Wii Party game and ends up getting put in last place every single time is enough to convince me Wii Party really is rigged
"I only play with myself"
He like me fr
It's written in the holy book of Matt. Chapter 7 "Overwhelming success", verse 2.1 "And lo, Matt did face the admiring crowd and said follow unto me the following commandments. Commandment one - Matt always wins. There are no further commandments so lets party"
Wussap poof. I’ve been watching since 2020. Your Mario Kart and Wii Sports videos got me through covid! I honestly really appreciate your channel. Thank you poofesure!
I was ready for you to change vid halfway through when you lost that mini game LMFAOO. I saw you click that menu and I was like “I’d do the same thing. Dew iet.”
7:40 - Every time time he says that, PAUSE!
Poof gradually becoming more calm ❤️
it's a good day when poofesure post a Wii party / Wii party u
3:42 Poof you went from 142 to 111 spaces; the rocket is a set position though. No matter which rocket space you land on you always go to 111
i always die laughing watching you bro 😭
Omfg what are the odds of 4 Mario hats
Me hitting my first home run in baseball. 6:33
8:38 - I KNEW this was gonna happen Well before it happened! so predictable lol
The reason that he's so calm is because he has been playing with himself...
Achshually, it's"First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with a hairy chest"... It's like that so it rhymes and it's what makes it so easy to remember...
“This is what I like to choke in even thought it’s not that hard”
At this point even if he won I would just feel like I'm being gaslit
It's ok poof, I never win anything either