THINKING LIKE AN ANDROID | Detroit:Become Human - Part 4

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  • Detroit Become Human has made me an android! I now think like a robot....
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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  6 ปีที่แล้ว +24096

    My name is Connor. I am the android sent by Cyberlife!

    • @LiterallySoSleepy
      @LiterallySoSleepy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      Lol 25 seconds ago
      I tought that you instant commented

    • @jameskronen9578
      @jameskronen9578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      lol

    • @jameskronen9578
      @jameskronen9578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      i like how throughout the episode you get really DEEP into how it would effect our real world if there were ai

    • @aidandixon6028
      @aidandixon6028 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Hello early squad.

    • @taytay0518
      @taytay0518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Lmao 9 mintues ago

  • @grant9437
    @grant9437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16677

    "i'm gonna bond with hank"
    *lets hank fall off a roof*

    • @dodhethompson8943
      @dodhethompson8943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Lol yup

    • @twammytwam5127
      @twammytwam5127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Lmfao

    • @dotcdc4337
      @dotcdc4337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +783

      Worst ending possible coming right up

    • @walruswizard1843
      @walruswizard1843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Grant ooooooof

    • @walruswizard1843
      @walruswizard1843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      I don’t want to spoil but I already know a decision he’s going to make that’s going to ruin he’s relationship with hank. But, there is a chance...

  • @sabelocarzonpangilinan3294
    @sabelocarzonpangilinan3294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5470

    "Sometime im too sympathetic with these characters"
    *leaves hank to almost fall*

    • @OwenHooker
      @OwenHooker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Where are the replies?????

    • @SHADOW_F_A_X
      @SHADOW_F_A_X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@OwenHooker gone, reduced to atoms

    • @mikedantonio4731
      @mikedantonio4731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SHADOW_F_A_X you posted one two days ago!

    • @SHADOW_F_A_X
      @SHADOW_F_A_X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mikedantonio4731 what

    • @KQJ_Diya007
      @KQJ_Diya007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

  • @shrimp4278
    @shrimp4278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3728

    "You don't have to follow me around like a _poodle_ "
    Jack, tilting his head iNNOcENtlY: "But I like you."

  • @Bailey_Dreamfoot
    @Bailey_Dreamfoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3879

    “They don’t really feel emotions, they just get overwhelmed by irrational instructions.”
    Connor, I think you just described anxiety

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Cool! TiL im actually a robot

    • @soulless_jake540
      @soulless_jake540 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Finally i can become protogen

    • @StankFrengus
      @StankFrengus ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol thats offensive 🤣

    • @Bailey_Dreamfoot
      @Bailey_Dreamfoot ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@StankFrengus i have anxiety, i can make whatever jokes ab it i want

    • @user-qy5si4gz1k
      @user-qy5si4gz1k ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Welp, guess I'm a deviant. :D

  • @wintertimber1749
    @wintertimber1749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2627

    Hank: You don’t have to follow me around like a poodle!
    Jack: But I like you

  • @sweetlitlbumblb
    @sweetlitlbumblb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4062

    Markus: "I'm not the messiah"
    Jericho:"He is the messiah!"

    • @bluenatas
      @bluenatas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Markus: I guess I am the messiah.

    • @Noobletines
      @Noobletines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I do believe he is the messiah

    • @user-yg9gl5pg4d
      @user-yg9gl5pg4d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I am certain he is the messiah.

    • @oliveroates
      @oliveroates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy

    • @ray_the_blue_jay1130
      @ray_the_blue_jay1130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Love the reference!

  • @nopenope273
    @nopenope273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15412

    “Jericho is a person!”
    “Jericho is dead..”
    “JERICHO IS A BOAT!”
    *maybe the real Jericho was the friends we made along the way*

  • @starscoutsims
    @starscoutsims 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1532

    Kara: very sweet and wholesome, about escaping and finding a new home
    Connor: detective simulator!
    Markus: LITERAL HORROR GAME

    • @zendpixie
      @zendpixie ปีที่แล้ว +73

      tbf, kara's zlatko section WAS kinda like a survival horror game. it reminded me a lot of resident evil 7

    • @evanpeters4eva306
      @evanpeters4eva306 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      RIGHT LMAO

    • @Vincehandle
      @Vincehandle 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@zendpixie resident evil 7 is the scariest of them all imo

  • @juliandate757
    @juliandate757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12013

    Sean acts like Markus was oppressed by his owner, but Carl is probably the best owner we’ve seen. He was nice, he supported his individuality within safety, and actually seemed to care for him.

    • @toastedchaoz
      @toastedchaoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2360

      This is like saying "But this slavemaster was probably the best master we've seen. He was nice, didn't beat his slaves, and even taught them how to read." I get what you mean, but by owning a person without their consent in the way slaves and androids were, it's still oppression. Also, androids speak of their masters mainly as the human race as a whole because androids didn't have their rights due to human wrong-doings

    • @AdamSnoble
      @AdamSnoble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

      @@toastedchaoz you worded this perfectly! props to you

    • @aaronfangheart
      @aaronfangheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +599

      @@toastedchaoz I have to agree with you there while Carl was the nicest master and supported Markus without a doubt it still comes to face that he was Markus Master

    • @jollybear_wastaken
      @jollybear_wastaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +663

      I'm not saying that slavery is good or that the oppression the androids dealt with was fair, but considering Carl's condition I think he needed Markus. When we are first introduced to Markus he has to Help Carl with many things he may not have been able to do on his own without assistance.
      I do think it's weird that humans would create something that resembles them, and is so advanced that they are able to have emotions but only use them for work that they could do on their own almost effortlessly, like chores, it seems like a waste. I would personally feel uncomfortable owning anything that resembled a human considering the connotations with slavery.

    • @aaronfangheart
      @aaronfangheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@jollybear_wastaken and this is why I love this game because conversation like this one sets it apart from the rest

  • @heyitskyriii9815
    @heyitskyriii9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4761

    can we just talk about at 34:00 when hank asks connner if he's gonna stay in the elevator and conner just goes like no im coming but with a little but of attitude in his voice

    • @foxxsenpaii
      @foxxsenpaii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +672

      It also kills me how he says that while continuing to stand still in the elevator. And doesn’t even move until Hank walks off lmao he can sometimes be a little awkward, but in the best ways

    • @sassylittleprophet
      @sassylittleprophet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      Connor sounds like a kid. "No. I'm coming." It's adorable, he's adorable.

    • @Chocoisgood
      @Chocoisgood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      no! >:(

    • @heyitskyriii9815
      @heyitskyriii9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Chocoisgood why not?

    • @connorswaifu8442
      @connorswaifu8442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Connor*

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4519

    Sean : "I sympathize too easily"
    "I wanna bond with Hank"
    Also Sean : _(leaves Hank hanging off a steep ledge at 87% survivability)_

    • @autisticatt
      @autisticatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      actually it was 89% but whatever..

    • @angelwashere8864
      @angelwashere8864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@autisticatt Imagine knowing how to read numbers lol I bet youre proud of your education

    • @axethical
      @axethical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@angelwashere8864 mad?

    • @angelwashere8864
      @angelwashere8864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@axethical im extremely upset that people get a proper education

    • @Merip1214
      @Merip1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@angelwashere8864 😆

  • @planetdesign4681
    @planetdesign4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    “I just like theorising”
    Legit predicted the entire Markus arc.

    • @typo1345
      @typo1345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      and the plot twist with Kara's route

    • @christianparrish3292
      @christianparrish3292 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@typo1345 like Alice is an android.

    • @ADITHIS-l6y
      @ADITHIS-l6y 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      MatPat has entered the chat

    • @doldfamily9983
      @doldfamily9983 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep

  • @nimroob
    @nimroob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3391

    Jack: I like Hank! :D
    *Proceeds to let him fall off a building*

    • @avacci3993
      @avacci3993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Jamie O. -sad violin music plays-

    • @hankyoung5549
      @hankyoung5549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jamie O. Exactly what I thought.

    • @djninja2425
      @djninja2425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well thanks for the spoiler

    • @daylinrose1788
      @daylinrose1788 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I was your 420th like

    • @wesleyhodgson-pageau8553
      @wesleyhodgson-pageau8553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well... there was an 89% chance of sucsess

  • @kaaiitlin
    @kaaiitlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3756

    "Why did they make you look so goofy and give you that weird voice?"
    F in the chat for Bryan Dechart

    • @yourlocalidiot109
      @yourlocalidiot109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @kaaiitlin F

    • @nidhoggofnastrond
      @nidhoggofnastrond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      Hey man I'd pay to be insulted by Clancy Brown

    • @Char10tti3
      @Char10tti3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      F

    • @lykov5069
      @lykov5069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@nidhoggofnastrond Lmao SAME

    • @8oku
      @8oku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      f

  • @blahblah-js1bu
    @blahblah-js1bu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2577

    jack: i have sympathy for everything
    jack: *leaves hank hanging off a building*

    • @Shadyman526
      @Shadyman526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      This drove me fucking mental lol.

    • @minawaifu1998
      @minawaifu1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Time stamp?

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Like he said, he didn't think.

    • @catbellyrubber6075
      @catbellyrubber6075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      this is the second time i wanted to punch my screen. like, holy hell he just left hank there! lol (first was the interrogation)

    • @catbellyrubber6075
      @catbellyrubber6075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@blahblah-js1bu you're right. but i can't help being so fucking frustrated. probably one of the reasons why you should buy your own copy

  • @Hex_Glitches
    @Hex_Glitches ปีที่แล้ว +558

    "I was glad to meet you Markus"
    "I don't wanna shut down. No I don't wanna shut down"
    Hurts so bad man. Even to this day.

    • @deluxodex1846
      @deluxodex1846 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Even when they aren’t humans😢😢

  • @Michael37476
    @Michael37476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    Android: Dies right in front of Jack
    Jack: the visual effects on the hands are really impressive.

    • @Tanystropheus10
      @Tanystropheus10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Less than a minute later:
      Noo dead android child, I don't want to see that

  • @Black-yt8of
    @Black-yt8of 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4611

    no one talking about Connor winking at Hank after saying “dealing with human unpredictability is one of my features”? aight then

    • @futureforward1441
      @futureforward1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      I SAW THAT. Animated men

    • @orangelake2268
      @orangelake2268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      This is why Connor is good husbando material and Kara is good waifu material too

    • @-coffeecat1590
      @-coffeecat1590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Im sure there is a hannor(? Hank x Connor) ship.
      and fan fiction of course.

    • @orangelake2268
      @orangelake2268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@-coffeecat1590 EXCUSE ME WHAT

    • @faithpainter3761
      @faithpainter3761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@-coffeecat1590 wtf-

  • @boo5860
    @boo5860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4677

    I love how Jack rationalized that Hank moment! It's totally a situation where you're in the mind of an android, relying on statistics and percentages. Although, when I played it - I still went with my gut instinct and saved mr krabs bcz I mean c'mon. The Krusty Krab isn't gonna run itself.

    • @rumbata161
      @rumbata161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      OMG YOU SCARED ME!

    • @dragonsrule20201
      @dragonsrule20201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      I'm late but 100℅ agree! If that statistic about his likelihood of survival wasn't there, I would have saved him, but since that framed it as him being fine, I didn't initially see anything wrong with pursuing the deviant instead ^^;

    • @justanotherperson4120
      @justanotherperson4120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fuck your right

    • @aerin6353
      @aerin6353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dang now im imagining Mr Krabs cussing

    • @prince_damien_of_darkness
      @prince_damien_of_darkness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Are you feeling it now Mr Anderson

  • @faisalliot
    @faisalliot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1615

    I love how Jack makes some wild mistakes from the start but still somehow ends up with the best ending lol

    • @elizabethcatlion7015
      @elizabethcatlion7015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      other than simon-

    • @masamasa191
      @masamasa191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh

    • @SpookyYetPolite
      @SpookyYetPolite ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@elizabethcatlion7015 I think Simon is like, the *hardest* character to keep alive imo

    • @GodsReaperMan
      @GodsReaperMan ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wild as in completely horrible ones lol!!

    • @gpfhantom1890
      @gpfhantom1890 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​​@@SpookyYetPoliteo, a very easy character to keep alive, as long as you don't take connor to investigate the roof, he will be fine for the rest of the game

  • @georgerobins4110
    @georgerobins4110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12022

    All of Hank’s dialogue is even better when you realize he’s a millennial lmao

    • @virtualkytoo
      @virtualkytoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +602

      oh damn lmao

    • @haileywilson7
      @haileywilson7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +591

      didn’t even think about that 😂

    • @georgerobins4110
      @georgerobins4110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +636

      Toughboi
      When you scan him in the bar his birth year is revealed to be 1985

    • @msherif428
      @msherif428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      i don't want to spoil the hahas but see 29:30, he was born in 1985

    • @georgerobins4110
      @georgerobins4110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      Toughboi
      Erm... 1985 is still generally considered a millennial. My brother in law who is a millennial was born in 1988

  • @lilzsunda3179
    @lilzsunda3179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1963

    BRUH WHEN HANK SLAPPED CONNOR AND YELLED AT HIM FOR NOT SAVING HIM MY HEART *dRopPEd*

    • @somethingwithbungalows
      @somethingwithbungalows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mine too ;-;

    • @somethingwithbungalows
      @somethingwithbungalows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Btw what is your profile picture of? It looks familiar but I can’t place my finger on it.

    • @somethingwithbungalows
      @somethingwithbungalows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well.. I mean.. I can.. but.. y’know.

    • @valco9507
      @valco9507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *S* *L* *A* *P*
      Connor snaps his neck back and all. I hear is *"BiTcH"*

    • @cringe453
      @cringe453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      My soul left my body

  • @KaeblieDesign
    @KaeblieDesign 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2712

    *Markus slaps top of Jericho*
    This bad boy can fit so many deviants in it

    • @goldenirets8930
      @goldenirets8930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Epic Budder wow

    • @flamejackal3284
      @flamejackal3284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Epic budder- Slaps top of TH-cam comment: This bad boy can fit so many fuckin dead meme formats in it

    • @sargentr.a.t5468
      @sargentr.a.t5468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF

    • @funnynamehere6347
      @funnynamehere6347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You power it with moonshine?

    • @ryoki_PH
      @ryoki_PH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      one of the best DBH jokes ive seen so far, thank you.

  • @SoulKing0448
    @SoulKing0448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Hank: “What’re you wanting for?! Chase it!”
    Connor: *Chases it*
    Hank: “Holy Shit!”

    • @Jakob66666
      @Jakob66666 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lmao

  • @NumbingDisasterAnon
    @NumbingDisasterAnon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1753

    Jack would be a very awkward and strange android
    He'd just stop in the middle of the road and just stare at things for an hour gushing over how great the world looks internally

    • @ferretforrest
      @ferretforrest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NumbingDisasterAnon yeah

    • @ferretforrest
      @ferretforrest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      NumbingDisasterAnon I'd hire him if he was an android

    • @kayleonabrown1233
      @kayleonabrown1233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NumbingDisasterAnon yeeees

    • @thehunterwolf666
      @thehunterwolf666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      NumbingDisasterAnon when he would talk he would be shouting all the time

    • @themaniacmisfits2954
      @themaniacmisfits2954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If I were one, I’d be addicted to machine oil instead of coffee

  • @berryyy4220
    @berryyy4220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3384

    Hank: You ever dealt with deviants before?
    Connor: *Flashback-*
    *MCDONALD'S AD POPS UP*

    • @alecbarrett1
      @alecbarrett1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      wat?

    • @Lainen0
      @Lainen0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Alexa play Despacito 2

    • @AdventureLover-mw5hx
      @AdventureLover-mw5hx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Kenara H U M A N L Y
      That made me laugh more than it should have

    • @mesachii9036
      @mesachii9036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wasssup

    • @ohnocoral939
      @ohnocoral939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kenara H U M A N L Y lmao

  • @zboizekoi169
    @zboizekoi169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1353

    “I love these guys, their so cute!” Hank: *pulls out gun and kicks down door*

  • @donaldfromtiktok6424
    @donaldfromtiktok6424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    “Suspect doesn’t eat or suspect ate everything” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

  • @Keurlock
    @Keurlock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Hank: *holds gun ready to shoot and kicks down door*
    Jack: "oH I LOvE thEsE gUyS thEy'RE sO cUtE"

  • @hankwoodman1744
    @hankwoodman1744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    “Unless it’s gonna collapse or something...”
    *collapses*
    “AHHH”

    • @Dankotripsy
      @Dankotripsy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And then he asks us if we're okay--

    • @Erebu5_
      @Erebu5_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The noise scared me because it was loud

  • @fousrin6274
    @fousrin6274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    As soon as Hank says “Ever dealt with Deviants before?” and the flashback sound and white screen came in I got an ad for Verizon, funniest f*cking ad of my life

    • @joeja6323
      @joeja6323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got one for B&H photo and video.

    • @nikobellic2887
      @nikobellic2887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got one for a fake GTA 5 mobile ad.

    • @jaxonfreeze7882
      @jaxonfreeze7882 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Niko Bellic, I wish TH-cam would do something about scam ads

    • @kambam777
      @kambam777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got a free robux scam ad

    • @LightMoon7890
      @LightMoon7890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got college studying 😂

  • @The2Podcast
    @The2Podcast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

    Jack: Is Markus going to going to be the robot Messiah
    Me: how the fuck did he predict that

    • @typo1345
      @typo1345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      well he also predicted Alice being an android without even realizing he did

    • @donjohnson862
      @donjohnson862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@typo1345 one of the articles he read was about android families with options like removable leds and it had a picture of alice in the magazine

    • @heather_foreather
      @heather_foreather 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Going to going to be

    • @soulless_jake540
      @soulless_jake540 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your a fuchjking genius

    • @purripon
      @purripon ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@typo1345 dammit I got spoiled

  • @Ameerkat
    @Ameerkat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    Hank: we got a suspect. Get ready for anything.
    Connor/Jack: *let me read a book*

    • @Elunatrix
      @Elunatrix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you have multiple alt accounts, one called ‘Just Some Guy With A Mustache’ with the same pfp or is it a cult?

    • @Ameerkat
      @Ameerkat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Elunatrix to put it simply, no I don't have multiple accounts. You can call it a "cult" if it suits you

    • @Elunatrix
      @Elunatrix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ameerkat I’m keeping it as a cult lol

    • @ErinIsLazy-
      @ErinIsLazy- ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I Thought That Too LMAOOO

  • @getspaded
    @getspaded 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING AWESOME!
    rA9
    R: 18th letter in the alphabet
    A: 1st letter
    18+1=19
    19+9 (from ra9)=28
    28 STAB WOUNDS

  • @dublium653
    @dublium653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    Hank: "you ever dealt with deviants before?"
    **zooms in on Connor**
    DOMINOS PIZZA

    • @shydreameress264
      @shydreameress264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Imagining this is amazing xD

    • @Lee-ht1st
      @Lee-ht1st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ahah I got some kind of Dragon Ball Z game add lol. The timing was hilarious

    • @ctrlinsidr
      @ctrlinsidr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Get 2 medium 2-topping pizzas for only 5.99 each

    • @yeetusdeletus4256
      @yeetusdeletus4256 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lee-ht1st I'm assuming Dragon Ball Legends?

    • @llrainll
      @llrainll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “28 STAB WOUNDS*

  • @880-4
    @880-4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    “It didn’t take a whole lot for him to suddenly become rogue”
    Markus: beat up, treated unfairly, had a loving owner who taught him emotion and feelings and was eventually dumped, amputated and left for death

  • @Kuwassu
    @Kuwassu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1832

    I want to see a mod where everything is the same but Hank is literally Mr. Krabs

    • @erniegangmember4445
      @erniegangmember4445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Me

    • @EmptyHeaded093
      @EmptyHeaded093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Same

    • @seabassjames8222
      @seabassjames8222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      They don't even need to change the voice. He uses pretty much the same voice. It's especially noticeable when he's yelling at the pigeons.

    • @unsanitaryfish9686
      @unsanitaryfish9686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Ahoy, Connor

    • @blazeflamegames
      @blazeflamegames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      well i mean he literally is but i think was the joke

  • @lumbago9379
    @lumbago9379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I love that when jack plays he plays way different than other gamers. Like he actually reads the books and speaks about different parts of the game

  • @adamuntius9646
    @adamuntius9646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1812

    What do you do when you can change the mind of somebody who despises you?
    *abandon him*

    • @kali6130
      @kali6130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      I was hoping Jack would save him, you want to make Connor's software more unstable for him to "Become Human"

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Y'all just watch the "Hank and Connor best ending" video or something and let Jack make his choices, for better or for worse

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I know Sean as a person and I was like wtf are you doing because it is simply not his way to not save a character when given the choice. I bet he regrets it a looot

    • @bemytrophy6047
      @bemytrophy6047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Yup, and catch the peaceful sentient android, who doesn't harm anyone and just wants to live, so it gets destroyed. That's why the game is called "Detroit: keep being an unthinking, unfeeling machine and obey your programming"

    • @kiraroselynstovall8505
      @kiraroselynstovall8505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The amount of salt in this comment radiates with such potency that I had to get a glass of water

  • @samchop157
    @samchop157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Jack: Unless you’re gonna collapse or somethin’
    Bridge: *C O L L A P S E*

  • @junnie1297
    @junnie1297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3333

    Game: _Chase Deviant or Save Hank_
    Me: *starts sweating profusely*
    Jack: uhh, cHASE DEVIANT!
    Me: *starts punching sofa in anger*

    • @averysavory7409
      @averysavory7409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      ack when i play i am going to make sure i save him
      unless i die before i get the chance xd that’s gonna be hard

    • @aliiirxsa4235
      @aliiirxsa4235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@averysavory7409 and, have u played yet lol

    • @averysavory7409
      @averysavory7409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Aliii Rxsa well i think at that time i had done most before that part so yes i finished it a bit ago 😂 my children are all alive and happy

    • @aliiirxsa4235
      @aliiirxsa4235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@averysavory7409 wonderful haha
      I also finished it and managed to stay alive with every character lol

    • @leachedmocha4398
      @leachedmocha4398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I accidentally surrendered as Kara at Jericho '~' thats what I get when I mash X too fast -~-

  • @whatd0605
    @whatd0605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    33:53
    Hank: "do ya plan on staying in the elevator"
    Conor: . _ . ... no

  • @somedaysasi
    @somedaysasi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2489

    I love how he asks if we're okay after the scare when the bridge collapses.
    I jumped, but I'm good! :D

    • @gomette8
      @gomette8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yes, it was nice :)

    • @lucidkrunch2524
      @lucidkrunch2524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Someday Sasi that's how you know he cares about us

    • @verytiredteaartist7363
      @verytiredteaartist7363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Someday Sasi yeah that was great :3

    • @jamesboggan3945
      @jamesboggan3945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He says wats gonna happen and then gets frightened when it happens 😂

    • @phoenixkasai6516
      @phoenixkasai6516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Someday Sasi I love how he knew it was going to fall after he said it

  • @Galactica_One
    @Galactica_One 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    9:25 Jack: red light! Green light! It happened right as I said it, I can predict the future.
    Oh Jack, you have no idea. Your power amazed everyone watching in 2021.

    • @duck2659
      @duck2659 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      and he predicted the bridge falling

  • @carolinerogers7867
    @carolinerogers7867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2556

    Detroit become human : a game about racism towards robots
    Jack: OH SOMEBODYS DEAD
    Upon closer inspection
    Jack: oh it’s just a android

    • @canadaguy9940
      @canadaguy9940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Caroline Rogers oof

    • @laluna8900
      @laluna8900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      He actually said “Oh! It’s an Android! Wonder what happened” I know it not a big deal but adding the word _just_ changes the definition. Still a funny comment though. In case anyone wants, it at 17:44

    • @irlkotta6251
      @irlkotta6251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@laluna8900 bet you're fun

    • @fleaagodd
      @fleaagodd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@canadaguy9940 an* android

    • @fleaagodd
      @fleaagodd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@laluna8900 an* android

  • @rshawlogan
    @rshawlogan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    I love how Hank always wants to go in before Connor in dangerous situations even though Connor can come back but Hank still puts himself at risk of death. Favorite bromance.

    • @xdstormyy439
      @xdstormyy439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He is suicidal

    • @james-xx2yg
      @james-xx2yg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xdstormyy439 :|

    • @thewolfpack7009
      @thewolfpack7009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I ambiguous it’s a farther son bond of course he’s gonna put himself at risk for Conor.

    • @thatboikas2137
      @thatboikas2137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He’s just a worried dad

    • @leonhuston3950
      @leonhuston3950 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xdstormyy439 way to ruin the bromance !!

  • @aidandillon5537
    @aidandillon5537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3157

    “Like for Markus it didn’t take a lot for him to become rogue”
    mhm. yup. Just his disabled elderly father figure getting verbally and mildly physically abused. Oh yeah, and actually murdering someone himself. And getting shot. And ending up in android hell. Very mild, barely a turning point.

    • @ravishing_cadet4625
      @ravishing_cadet4625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      Super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @phenyxswartz941
      @phenyxswartz941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@ravishing_cadet4625 Becoming a deviant is tight!

    • @ballsmaster6937
      @ballsmaster6937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      It legit is Android hell, imagine dying and waking up in a sea of skinless, mutilated still living corpses crawling and grabbing at you, and then having to take their own body parts to save yourself. Yikes.

    • @ravishing_cadet4625
      @ravishing_cadet4625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@ballsmaster6937 woah im gonna have to ask you to get WAY off my back about this

    • @ballsmaster6937
      @ballsmaster6937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ravishing_ Cadet what do you mean I was agreeing with you

  • @Nova-fk7tu
    @Nova-fk7tu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Hank: What are you waiting for?! Chase it!
    Connor: chases it
    The one and only time Connor listens to the order he was given

  • @elicruze7188
    @elicruze7188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    48:57 I like how jack really seem as if he was the one hank was yelling at 😂 he even flinched and said sorry

    • @Bald_and_Brown
      @Bald_and_Brown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Lol, and he was wiping his cheek after

    • @arnavkmr3895
      @arnavkmr3895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He was way too adorable at that scene.

    • @xjessie_drawsx
      @xjessie_drawsx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was too tbh
      That scene felt too real

    • @ErinIsLazy-
      @ErinIsLazy- ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arnavkmr3895 Fr Fr😭

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Hank: Do you plan on staying in the elevator?
    Connor: No!
    *Connor continues standing in the elevator*

    • @justjude2910
      @justjude2910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LmAo exactly what I thought

    • @mrspook5650
      @mrspook5650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Connor is extremely awkward for an advanced prototype

    • @bertafjertafisalukta2302
      @bertafjertafisalukta2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mrspook5650 i must say i that i love that he's so awkward

  • @dischargepuddle8232
    @dischargepuddle8232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1842

    jack: *doesnt choose hank*
    me: _ight chief, imma head out of this series_

    • @carolineevans4155
      @carolineevans4155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      where’s my cat what would’ve happened if he did?

    • @shirosakura3983
      @shirosakura3983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@carolineevans4155 he wouldve had a better relationship with hank

    • @roo2139
      @roo2139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Jack still got a good relationship with Hank in the long run

    • @galactichasyoutube775
      @galactichasyoutube775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Better story arc for Connor tho

    • @thewide0134
      @thewide0134 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye

  • @louis6837
    @louis6837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    The androids sound and act a lot like all of the autistic people I’ve met. (I also have autism). They’re quiet most of the time (although the times they do talk they talk a LOT) and don’t really react to aggression. Not to mention the crazy details and advanced vocabulary, but extremely monotone voice. People with autism are often also bullied, abused, manipulated, and beat up because of their different behavior. In a way I think the androids are a great representation for the lesser known parts of autism.

    • @vaughnhaney7020
      @vaughnhaney7020 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm autistic too and I feel like a lot of people completely miss this parallel. The race allegory is very obvious, but I feel like this piece is very present as well and should have more recognition

    • @addyvalencia
      @addyvalencia 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I think it’s nice that y’all are able to feel represented! ♥️

    • @ADITHIS-l6y
      @ADITHIS-l6y 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      thats actually pretty cool, this has to be spread out more, i had no idea that thats how people with autism actually act until now

    • @Ace-Thirteen
      @Ace-Thirteen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And genius people can also tend to be on the spectrum so there’s also that paired with the androids being super intelligent. (It’s just more of a stretch)

    • @PurpleMako
      @PurpleMako 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’m autistic and view my autism and explain it to others through a lot of robotic metaphors. Robot characters have always been the most relatable to me.

  • @Reggie_la
    @Reggie_la 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    33:24 I thought Connor was winking at Hank!
    Adapting to human unpredictibility is one of my features *;) ;)*

    • @galactichasyoutube775
      @galactichasyoutube775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      May be a little late, but Bryan Dechart (Connor’s actor) said that he did some improv there. The blinking after was separate.

    • @ashleekennedy445
      @ashleekennedy445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He actually was

    • @itzbiohazard1096
      @itzbiohazard1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He did

    • @chloeslytherin7830
      @chloeslytherin7830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kidedaion Symoti he was!

    • @user-yq4pq5ip6s
      @user-yq4pq5ip6s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well he actually was
      I think

  • @chrisseby8907
    @chrisseby8907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    If you think about it connor uploading his data to cyberlife is basicly him quicksaving

    • @SilentOnion
      @SilentOnion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except its not. He doesnt save the state of time just his memories

    • @chungowungo769
      @chungowungo769 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SilentOnion 🤓

  • @parkerchernoff3262
    @parkerchernoff3262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    "Oh, the plot, she thickens like a good soup!" - Jacksepticeye, 2018

    • @braden4436
      @braden4436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *thiccens*

    • @kinglici5951
      @kinglici5951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sounds like a line from troom troom

    • @kinglici5951
      @kinglici5951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ElemantalGamer you know it

    • @braden4436
      @braden4436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kinglici5951 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @No1DoctorWhoFanGirl
      @No1DoctorWhoFanGirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A plot of soup.

  • @invisiblebutaintblind6582
    @invisiblebutaintblind6582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "In your mind palace! Like Sherlock."
    What a brave choice of fandom to summon from the pits of hell... I admire your courage, Jack. I admire it.

  • @andreastrange3429
    @andreastrange3429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Fun fact: The pigeons from the pigeon level were originally sparrows before the actor who played Conner pointed out that almost nobody hates sparrows and suggested changing the birds to pigeons instead.

    • @canyawn
      @canyawn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Another fun fact: The art team did a small experiment with the birds being little Conners floating around. As you can tell, it didn't work out.

    • @andreastrange3429
      @andreastrange3429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Canyon Garner Oh yeah, 😁, I remember the actor of Connor mentioning that.

    • @radlegowaffle
      @radlegowaffle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      these are good fun facts thank you i love you both

    • @andreastrange3429
      @andreastrange3429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      radlegowaffle Ah, thanks, I wanted to share it after I remembered the actor for Connor mentioning it during his stream of playing that level.

    • @radlegowaffle
      @radlegowaffle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrea Strange oh yeah!! i heard he gives nice lil tidbits and stuff when he plays. do you know what his stream/twitch is? i need to watch it ;u;

  • @trigger7ff6
    @trigger7ff6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Jack would make the WORST human impersonator.
    "Don't mind me, I'm a nice robot man!"
    "SIR GET DOWN ON THE GROUND"

    • @Skkull
      @Skkull 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi omega

    • @marcoleona7958
      @marcoleona7958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joah TheOmegaUmbreon then it’s a good thing he’s human huh?

    • @beezfunk3974
      @beezfunk3974 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joah TheOmegaUmbreon I mean or he’s just really good at it

    • @magg3920
      @magg3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marco Leona yeah H U M A N...

  • @emerald370
    @emerald370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2623

    Kara: Youngest Child (Sean Dad Protective mode Activated)
    Conner: Oldest Child (Sean Dad proud mode Activated)
    Markus: Middle Child (Sean Dad neutral mode Activated)

    • @valerieanimagus6230
      @valerieanimagus6230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Neutral mode lmao 😭😂

    • @Robin-234
      @Robin-234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Why is the middle child thing so accurate it hurts- ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

    • @MASKEDMANGUITAR
      @MASKEDMANGUITAR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Stolen comment mode: activated

    • @crossface57
      @crossface57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      its spelt connor

    • @Unknown_crusader
      @Unknown_crusader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Robin-234 Yeah, that shit hurt 😔

  • @Prizzlesticks
    @Prizzlesticks ปีที่แล้ว +37

    People who think we could never emotionally bond with androids never owned a tamagotchi growing up.

    • @calebsp1335
      @calebsp1335 ปีที่แล้ว

      or pets in video games dogs in Minecraft also I still feel bad for the dog that is sitting down in my hardcore world from 2 years ago :(

    • @Prizzlesticks
      @Prizzlesticks ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calebsp1335 If there is a dog or cat in your video game and you cannot pet it, instantly 0/10, mistakes were made.

  • @maddiemartin173
    @maddiemartin173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    i don't know why but i find it extremely funny when jack just cuts off whoever is speaking to go into the environment analysis mode

    • @seabassjames8222
      @seabassjames8222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "Please wait an instant. I need to analyze the area in a time that I perceive as a few seconds but you perceive as no time at all, and now I'm done. Continue your speaking."

    • @fredbillsworth8311
      @fredbillsworth8311 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😁

  • @dylantaylor5740
    @dylantaylor5740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1119

    Connor: are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?
    Hank: wtf did you just say!?
    Connor: nothing...

    • @ThefancyPotato
      @ThefancyPotato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😑

    • @ThefancyPotato
      @ThefancyPotato 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hhhhhhh that was so confusing

    • @xxnon-binarybeanxx738
      @xxnon-binarybeanxx738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Eian Holbrook hank is Mr. Crabs 🦀

    • @thatcrystalpie
      @thatcrystalpie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In this universe, Hank played Mr. krabs

    • @HellBrYnger
      @HellBrYnger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      god damn this gave me the laugh of the night :D

  • @andreabn7998
    @andreabn7998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    At 35:28 I love how wholesome it is when Hank tells Connor to get behind him, it just seems so wholesome!

    • @crystaltodd4737
      @crystaltodd4737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "Got it ^^"

    • @ginnyweasley1767
      @ginnyweasley1767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@crystaltodd4737 Hank cared about him and you can tell. Even though Connor can just have his memories reuploaded to a new Connor, Hank still put his life on the line before Connors (also because Hank has some mental health issues but yknow, don't we all at this point? /j) It's the cutest thing ever lmao

  • @maxwellp.8728
    @maxwellp.8728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Sean: “It didn’t take a lot for Marcus to go rogue.”
    Me: “So apparently, Marcus dying because he was mistaken as the aggressor by the police isn’t a big deal.”

    • @lycantabris
      @lycantabris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      To be fair, Marcus went deviant and then was shot by the police. It was Leo pushing him around and Carl trying to stop the situation that made him go deviant.

    • @peanutpuppyboiprayforukrai1072
      @peanutpuppyboiprayforukrai1072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lycantabris yes but Markus would have most likely stayed peaceful if it wasn’t for being shot.

    • @lycantabris
      @lycantabris ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@peanutpuppyboiprayforukrai1072 Markus can still be peaceful even after being shot. It's the player that decides that.

    • @peanutpuppyboiprayforukrai1072
      @peanutpuppyboiprayforukrai1072 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lycantabris I know, all I’m saying is that canonically he wouldn’t have even had a choice if he wasn’t,

  • @scratchingspeakers9343
    @scratchingspeakers9343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2261

    "I'm still upset that I didn't save hank, hahah"
    *scrolls through comments*

    • @toast9093
      @toast9093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Under Control Sans the Skeleton lol same 😂

    • @Mars-pc8zl
      @Mars-pc8zl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @floris86
      @floris86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I literally saw your comment the exact moment Jack said that

    • @sugarycoffeebean
      @sugarycoffeebean 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

    • @aphrodite7341
      @aphrodite7341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Under Control Sans the Skeleton damnit, now I know something 's gonna happen. 😂😂

  • @ink_9854
    @ink_9854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Jack: I’m so stupid lol
    Also jack: predicts the main plot line of Markus

    • @savedname9959
      @savedname9959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!!! Lol.

    • @inhumanpapi565
      @inhumanpapi565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What I will never get is if Markus was built a prototype.. why were they (Cyberlife) so careless on the destruction process? Why did they just dump him like all other androids without completely being sure of his riddance.. weren’t they aware that Markus could be capable of vaster things as he was specially designed, that too, a specially designed DEVIANT?

    • @nateporter2298
      @nateporter2298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@inhumanpapi565 probably cause they were just some normal ass cops and didn't think to far into it other than, "android bad"

    • @savedname9959
      @savedname9959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@inhumanpapi565 they probably saw it as, "fuck, this went bad. Better not let anyone see this."
      Like having a bad product in a shop.

    • @inhumanpapi565
      @inhumanpapi565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Nathaniel Porter and @Jazzle•Fazzle yeahhhh I get all those possibilities..but yk, the case was filed. Which means Cyberlife was aware that their prototype turned deviant. Its odd how they didn’t take over the case immediately and deal with the android accordingly like they should have. Clearly, us humans are dumb and if we ever get smart enough to make something like this a reality.. we’re gonna fuck it up JUST LIKE THIS 🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂😂

  • @theaveragedud4643
    @theaveragedud4643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Jack: Red light, Greenlight! I can predict the future
    Few years later...
    SQUID GAME

  • @culpex
    @culpex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    “Ever dealt with deviants before?”
    *cuts to ad about periods*

    • @spaciean9606
      @spaciean9606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Speaking of that,do female androids have to go through it? Like do they have robot pads and shit

    • @callienorred4497
      @callienorred4497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I dont see why they would, they don't have any means to reproduce.

    • @lilfryy5614
      @lilfryy5614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bobs and vachina

    • @lilfryy5614
      @lilfryy5614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My imagination dosent exist I have a Benis dumbass not bobs smh

    • @sealion6030
      @sealion6030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lord

  • @insufferablebee6178
    @insufferablebee6178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    “Stay behind me.”
    “Got it.”
    So cute!!

    • @insufferablebee6178
      @insufferablebee6178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It was created to disgust the general population. It seems I accomplished my goal.

    • @lappelduvide6751
      @lappelduvide6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ah, the protective father side of Hank-

    • @minawaifu1998
      @minawaifu1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time stamp?

    • @insufferablebee6178
      @insufferablebee6178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dark Rose Around 35:35

    • @purrrx4918
      @purrrx4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then makes hanks relationship stats tense..

  • @maya-ko5vv
    @maya-ko5vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Jack: I'm not calling you Connor anymore, I'm calling you "fast but risky"
    Me: what happened to "The Negotiator???"

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ScarletWing Anime he’s a man of many names

    • @dragongamergirl4618
      @dragongamergirl4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would like, but it has 111 likes and I have OCD... sooo... yea.

    • @maya-ko5vv
      @maya-ko5vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dragongamergirl4618 bahaha

    • @ringo_real
      @ringo_real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AHH THE NEGOTIATOR!

    • @maya-ko5vv
      @maya-ko5vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ringo_real YES!!

  • @dionemartins0212
    @dionemartins0212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Hank: Well do you plan on staying at the elevator?
    Connor: *Staind still and very annoyed*
    No! I'm coming!
    *Still standing still*

  • @atlas4822
    @atlas4822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    i’d like to point out the fact that someone (Lucy) was humming “Hold On, Just A Little While Longer” while Markus was exploring Jericho, nice detail.

    • @alexasmith6492
      @alexasmith6492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, I just commented that!! You're the only other person I've seen notice that so far!!!!

    • @ggwrites3083
      @ggwrites3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@alexasmith6492 word I thought it was called "waiting in the water" for some reason

  • @ShadowFallRising
    @ShadowFallRising 6 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    I don't know why, but the way Connor's head snaps back so quickly when Hank slaps him is fucking hysterical to me. Don't get me wrong, I freaking love Connor, it's just that the animation seemed really, really funny.

    • @starprincessjolie
      @starprincessjolie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      ShadowFallRising well it's kinda realistic if you were to slap a robot. They'd have quick retaliation

    • @thatterrariaguidenpc8054
      @thatterrariaguidenpc8054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ShadowFallRising it's also to reflect that Connor is an *Android
      And androids feel nothing.

    • @tanukbee9435
      @tanukbee9435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh my god i didn't notice that's hilarious!

    • @paris7904
      @paris7904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate connor

    • @lancalot8181
      @lancalot8181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aurelia fuck u

  • @fishmilk493
    @fishmilk493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2174

    Connor: *winks*
    Me: *UNHOLY SCREECHING*

  • @myanxietyispurple8142
    @myanxietyispurple8142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Why is Connor so attractive. The fact he is so intelligent really adds to it..

  • @didyouknowimaustralian9763
    @didyouknowimaustralian9763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly...
    He don‘t have Hank‘s bacc?😢

    • @larrybutz742
      @larrybutz742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      He protecc
      He attack
      But most importantly he make the deviant go *S M A C C*

    • @gory6543
      @gory6543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hancc*

    • @larrybutz742
      @larrybutz742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ON FIRE FAM true

    • @SilverWolf2077
      @SilverWolf2077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am so sick of this where did it come from?

    • @larrybutz742
      @larrybutz742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Cody Rogers you sound like some suburban mom that puts a live laugh love decoration over her doorway and takes her kids to middle school every morning

  • @hayleeh18
    @hayleeh18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    35:53
    Someone make fan art of Connor following Hank around with finger guns

    • @3xie625
      @3xie625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I never saw this, that's so cute

    • @skaterow6776
      @skaterow6776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      crystal bubbles imagine if a little cap came off of his finger and it was an actual gun

    • @horriblehowell
      @horriblehowell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm on it

    • @circusclown1503
      @circusclown1503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I WILL ACTUALLY DO THAT

    • @AsheGruenhagen
      @AsheGruenhagen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      On it

  • @thetinytoast127
    @thetinytoast127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2091

    *Hank insults Connor’s appearance and voice*
    Me, who now has decided that Connor is my new comfort character because of his appearance and voice: 👁👄👁

    • @uykumvar582
      @uykumvar582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that profile pic tho...maid fuyuhiko is bae

    • @hellothere-nv8gc
      @hellothere-nv8gc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      mine is kamski T-T

    • @airellesparks1644
      @airellesparks1644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Okay, but did you see Connor wink at 33:25?

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@uykumvar582 they changed it, I wanted to see maid fuyuhiko dangit

    • @ferretlickr9624
      @ferretlickr9624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      imagine being such a loser you need virtual robots as "comfort characters", grow a pair

  • @ImmerSon
    @ImmerSon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    i feel like you can tell that connor is slowly creating a mind of his own and becoming a devient

  • @UnusualAndStrange
    @UnusualAndStrange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    This whole game is basically like: I've chosen, but at what cost...

  • @mrreowler
    @mrreowler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    He protect,
    He attack,
    But most importantly
    He yell 28 stab wounds and then the android goes wack

    • @vyrroca
      @vyrroca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xD I love it!

    • @bigmanthere2
      @bigmanthere2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol! xD! GG! Lmao! Shit comments!

    • @emberkerr2116
      @emberkerr2116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @bloomingflower3636
      @bloomingflower3636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I LOVE YOU VOLTRON JUST FOR THAT COMMENT I LOVE YOU

    • @br1anpyrofox18
      @br1anpyrofox18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it's Voltron Trash, then why do you have Shiro as your thumbnail?

  • @ayooluwap9955
    @ayooluwap9955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Hank:You don’t have to follow me around like a poodle
    Connor: But I like dogs

    • @lilmeriya9270
      @lilmeriya9270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It said "but I like you" just correcting chu uwu

    • @ayooluwap9955
      @ayooluwap9955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Umipie._. 120 I don’t recall that

    • @Reggie_la
      @Reggie_la 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is this a Jupiter's ascending reference?

    • @dusk4511
      @dusk4511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lilmeriya9270
      You're not correcting them because they aren't quoting lol

    • @somethingwithbungalows
      @somethingwithbungalows 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DuSku I don’t think that matters?

  • @b.trillbeats8769
    @b.trillbeats8769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Am I the only one who fully expected jack to help hank and was shook when he didn’t?

  • @chuffs4145
    @chuffs4145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Connor: *I always accomplish my mission Lieutenant*
    *15 minutes later gets shot in the head*
    *Windows opening sound*

    • @lefty1688
      @lefty1688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Conner.exe has stopped working

    • @ynog0978
      @ynog0978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KawaiiTiger more like *blue face of death*

    • @Artbug
      @Artbug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      15 minutes later: connor is back again to accomplish his mission

    • @shannafranna3294
      @shannafranna3294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No.

    • @nintenjowo
      @nintenjowo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *mission failed, we'll get him next time*

  • @mushrrooms9500
    @mushrrooms9500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I just realized there is eerily humming/creaking in the ship that's in the tune of "hold on just a little while longer" and im *liVING* for it

    • @yoshidollface
      @yoshidollface 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit!!

    • @lunaticwolfie7698
      @lunaticwolfie7698 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg!! Holy shitt yes!

    • @aurorashelton4679
      @aurorashelton4679 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what

    • @raouldmono
      @raouldmono 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aurorashelton4679 In the Jericho section at the end of video, in the back there's a sort of wind whistling noise. It's a slow rendition of the song you can sing at the demonstration

    • @e-linamarie
      @e-linamarie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *YOOOOOOOOOO*

  • @J4mison
    @J4mison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    "The computer can help us prepare for superviruses"
    Jack: "Wow, imagine that"
    The entire world now: *insert Mike Wazowski face-swap*

    • @possums154
      @possums154 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d like, but 69

    • @rte3384
      @rte3384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JackOfSpades 69 wasn’t funny in the first place

    • @shadowhunter3347
      @shadowhunter3347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RT E Nice

    • @possums154
      @possums154 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RT E You have an opinion. So do we

    • @lunac6094
      @lunac6094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _"Can you actually predict that?"_

  • @theblev3650
    @theblev3650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Me watching in pain as Sean misses a bunch of stuff during the burger scene while apologizing for messing up the interrogation

  • @LosAnggraito
    @LosAnggraito 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5123

    *Mr. Krabs will remember that*

    • @savampire3275
      @savampire3275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      made me laugh harder than what is probably considered normal...

    • @TeddyAndJerry
      @TeddyAndJerry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Is he feeling it now?

    • @bron-yr-aur7990
      @bron-yr-aur7990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      *whispers* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS?

    • @TeddyAndJerry
      @TeddyAndJerry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      NoahTheGamer423 ART THOU FEELING IT NOW MR KRABS?!

    • @Sishpoo
      @Sishpoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      which part is it?

  • @ccteavee
    @ccteavee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +985

    Take a shot every time Jack fangirls over the game’s graphics.

    • @c.w1071
      @c.w1071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We would be drunk?

    • @treydan
      @treydan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'm a Lil bIT woOzY

    • @Meriluslff1989
      @Meriluslff1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I've been drunk since last night are you TRYING to kill me

    • @staticytuser6937
      @staticytuser6937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I aM NoT DruNK yOU r DRunK

    • @am9080
      @am9080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm a nuke boob man run potato LED TOY GUN POOctgygyvuu vgy gy

  • @knoelluna
    @knoelluna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    Not gonna lie-
    I was KINDA disappointed to see that the episode wasn’t called “Fast but Risky”

    • @fishfishery7676
      @fishfishery7676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is... That a fecking BTS PFP you l-
      I shouldnt begin screaming at a pfp that might be BTS if I dont like it lol
      At least I stopped myself xD

    • @knoelluna
      @knoelluna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sharkling On Minecraft And More No it’s not BTS it’s someone else from a different group.

    • @railol5695
      @railol5695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YOUR PFP IS SANHA, UWU

    • @knoelluna
      @knoelluna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      rai lol SKSKSK YES. YES IT IS. 🥰

    • @heaven201186
      @heaven201186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DEVIANT!-

  • @UczuciaTM
    @UczuciaTM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Maybe I was never really free. Maybe I was just what my master wanted me to be”
    Dawg Carl literally encouraged you to be different

  • @f.b.i.4921
    @f.b.i.4921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    *Android dies right in front of him*
    Jack: "Thats a cool visual effect on the hands"

    • @Null-value
      @Null-value 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      InfiniteGaminGuy glad to see I wasn’t the only person to notice that. Also, never mind the hand thing because whoever on the animation team is responsible for the android death scenes needs a medal! It is haunting to see a character go from living person to broken machine in such a subtle and abrupt manner.

    • @gabrielmcadams3417
      @gabrielmcadams3417 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      InfiniteGaminGuy they cant die

    • @imnotabot7878
      @imnotabot7878 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lo.lllll

    • @imnotabot7878
      @imnotabot7878 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gabriel McAdams they can

    • @coricognitions
      @coricognitions 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      **sees the pile of android bodies piled up in a heap and stands on them in last episode**
      "this is gorgeous look at the lighting"

  • @8oku
    @8oku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Hank: *"Looks like we came for nothin'"*
    Jack: *"We didn't come for nothin' look at all these birbs!"*

  • @avionjectt
    @avionjectt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Hank: Ya don't have to keep followin' me around like a poodle!
    Sean: But I like you. :D
    Cutest shit ever.

    • @AJ-yr8ol
      @AJ-yr8ol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      *Continues to abandon Hank on the edge of a building*

  • @Xxaxelia463
    @Xxaxelia463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hank:stay behind me
    Conner: got it
    Jack:I love these two they're so cute

  • @nolanrobotics7392
    @nolanrobotics7392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Jack: I love my bros conner and hank
    Also Jack: Leaves hank on the edge of a roof

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    I want to see a full Connor game with this style and feel. I think that would be totally balls deep in awesomeness

    • @sophieabbot1023
      @sophieabbot1023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It is called assassins creed

    • @yoloswagprobro8227
      @yoloswagprobro8227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wutaii1 Nostalgia that’s not how you spell Marcus

    • @NostalgiaMan
      @NostalgiaMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yep

    • @DiamondCowboy7
      @DiamondCowboy7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hes a coin flipping badass, I agree

    • @ShadeArtsYT
      @ShadeArtsYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yoloswagpro Bro don’t you mean kara

  • @justanotherdamnerd4434
    @justanotherdamnerd4434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1585

    Jack reading the book: "Superviruses"
    Me during 2020: *sweats*

    • @wassaup1
      @wassaup1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      In 2021 *Sweats profusely*

    • @howniceofyouofficial
      @howniceofyouofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wassaup1 hehe

    • @crossface57
      @crossface57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@howniceofyouofficial 2040 a new virus
      boris johnson in 2040 *** so we have lockdown because of the covid-30 everyone take flying taxis home and keep androids around to make sure people are following rules
      25 year old me in 2040: ahh shit man this is the 99th lockdown *points gun at head*
      androids: hi i am freddy the android sent to stop covid
      android 2: quick we must do isolation in jericho the virus will get in our system and effect our blue blood
      android 3: remember, we can't sick we are androids?
      hank: what the fuck are jericho?
      connor: hi i am connor the android sent by cyber life
      hank: oh shit connor you bastard!
      kara: we need to steel vaccines so humans cant get them
      alice: kara that steeling
      kara: alice youve been saying that for 10 years
      connor: hi i am connor the android sent by cyber life
      markus:............
      connor: hi i am connor the android sent by cyber life
      hank: SHUT THE FUCK UP connor you bastard!
      --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    • @howniceofyouofficial
      @howniceofyouofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@crossface57 what

    • @peytonguthrie6182
      @peytonguthrie6182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was hoping I’d find a comment like this😂

  • @miles2979
    @miles2979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jack: I love these characters
    Also jack: let's hank almost die