The Ultimate Morning Routine

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  • @femto9er
    @femto9er ปีที่แล้ว +513

    haven't laughed this hard in a while man , the poop test had me in tears

  • @user-it7ss8lj9m
    @user-it7ss8lj9m ปีที่แล้ว +914

    Poop jokes are scientifically proven to always be funny and will never get old according to recent studies

    • @sk-yz1qn
      @sk-yz1qn ปีที่แล้ว

      🤨

    • @alirizvi710
      @alirizvi710 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you forgot about fart jokes

    • @ron4tron
      @ron4tron ปีที่แล้ว +4

      According to the latest poop tests, that is true

    • @easternflower6476
      @easternflower6476 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One of the saddest things about becoming a doctor is that poop becomes just another part of human experience and is so routine in the job that its loses its whimsical magic 😔

  • @actionjackson3522
    @actionjackson3522 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Noel never fails to amaze me with his casual knowledge of Grindr, Stiffies, and bisexuality women's shoulders.

  • @amandazaniboni2230
    @amandazaniboni2230 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    “Look me in the eye and say poop test without laughing” said two people in their 30’s and they could not do it

  • @StuddedGarage
    @StuddedGarage ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Bruh the bit where Noel keeps coming in with Test S*** got me beyond deceased

  • @tikkng
    @tikkng ปีที่แล้ว +94

    god i fucking love these two reacting to things
    how they turn such a basic simple line like poop test into this 5 minute long big that's so fucking hilarious is beyond me

  • @seanharrison6162
    @seanharrison6162 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Cocomelon beat kinda tough

    • @jakothy_
      @jakothy_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Certified poop test type beat

  • @GaeFootballClub
    @GaeFootballClub ปีที่แล้ว +102

    i almost crashed my car laughing at the poop test bit yesterday

  • @chomes2611
    @chomes2611 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Codys baby noises hella accurate!!!

  • @CRfilmProd
    @CRfilmProd ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a solid minute

  • @Seallypoops
    @Seallypoops ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Me and my doctor yelling at me for failing my poop test

  • @luxxisdead
    @luxxisdead ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Poop test killed me 😭😭

  • @actionjackson3522
    @actionjackson3522 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Poop testing" sounds like something kids prescribe when they are playing doctor.

  • @absinthe2429
    @absinthe2429 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Bruh the dookie exam 😭😭

  • @goodygood9467
    @goodygood9467 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    This is the cody and noel energy I miss. just like back in the "thats cringe" days.

  • @evanblake5252
    @evanblake5252 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    It can't be... A morning routine to surpass the likes of Dre Drexler? No...

    • @FALL-LAFF-7477
      @FALL-LAFF-7477 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He doesn't even have Camu powder

    • @issa9467
      @issa9467 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FALL-LAFF-7477 Did you just say cum powder

    • @teif1003
      @teif1003 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@issa9467 EEEEWWWWW

  • @stephaniecaley
    @stephaniecaley ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This dude tryna be Carlisle Cullen

  • @andii221b
    @andii221b ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I reverse my age only with that poop joke and I didn't even have to spend that much money .
    It's been a while of uncontrollable laugh tho, thank you!

  • @gardenshedproductions
    @gardenshedproductions ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Laughed so hard at this omg 💀 poop never fails

  • @Deus_ex_lucifina
    @Deus_ex_lucifina ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I see extreme stuff like this more and more, especially in men’s fitness.
    Monetary costs aside, I’m guessing you would spend like a minimum of 70% of your waking hours thinking about, planning, executing, and testing (WEEKLY tests, tha fuq?) this crazy routine in hopes that you will double your lifespan and measure how this routine directly affected your ability to live that long and your ROI. So if you are slated to live to 100, thats 200 years. 70% of that two hundred is 140 years. Meaning you’ve gained, practically speaking, about 60 years of life that WASN’T gobbled up by this bonkers routine.
    Is that REALLY worth it? Like there are people in their 90s who smoked cigarettes for multiple decades and live to be that old. You could just hire a nutritionist, eat a balanced diet suited to your needs, and take up a sport like most normal people and probably live that long. And all of this is assuming that this hyper-fixation either does what is intended or or doesn’t have a negative impact on health somehow. Like…there‘s living, and then there’s running from death.
    I mean…Godspeed. *stuffs Cheetos into face hole*

    • @dinospumoni5611
      @dinospumoni5611 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I still appreciate him being a guinea pig for it tho

  • @rebekahj9085
    @rebekahj9085 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "that boy is glazed" got me so good

  • @annieswan9827
    @annieswan9827 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can’t stop rewatching the poop test part

  • @shadezovgray
    @shadezovgray ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i love that poop will always be so fucking funny😭

    • @north.studios
      @north.studios ปีที่แล้ว

      What are you? 5?

    • @luca553
      @luca553 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@north.studiosdamn u must be real fun at parties

  • @oddl0t
    @oddl0t ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the sniffies killed me

  • @stravan894
    @stravan894 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Cody, Noel... I think you know what this means. You have to go visit him! ;)

  • @rentaltoast2201
    @rentaltoast2201 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    for all the people begging for another that’s cringe, this was it

  • @bugzbeezus
    @bugzbeezus ปีที่แล้ว +12

    dump swump my new band name fr

  • @SW-zb6bf
    @SW-zb6bf ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Failed my Turd Quiz, but good news! I Passed my Dookie Exam

  • @strangerforthebetter
    @strangerforthebetter ปีที่แล้ว +10

    fuckkk i gotta get off youtube and start studying 🙄i got like 3 poop tests tmrw

  • @itsonlyjoecollins
    @itsonlyjoecollins ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I would say a 10 year old ages exactly the same amount as a 60 year old. We all do. We all age a day per day

    • @Vicky-du6ni
      @Vicky-du6ni ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Current theory of aging has to do with the telomeres (useless bits that protect the important part of DNA) degrading slowly over time until eventually our DNA isn’t as protected. So if you could get the telomeres to degrade at a slower rate = slower aging idk

    • @beric0bartman
      @beric0bartman ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldnt it make sense that your DNA degrades faster over time, so a 10 year old wouldn't be aging that much, but a 80 year old would be rapidly declining.

    • @itsonlyjoecollins
      @itsonlyjoecollins ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beric0bartman I'm saying it doesn't, even though that makes sense, it doesn't happen

  • @tedavidson
    @tedavidson ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the guy Dre Drexler strived to be

  • @lilyburburan4376
    @lilyburburan4376 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh bro this shit is sooooo funny

  • @madisonmeggers7718
    @madisonmeggers7718 ปีที่แล้ว

    the cocomelon beat had me CRYING

  • @tantilist1449
    @tantilist1449 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My routine is hit my snooze twice, hit my vape, get out of bed, coffee, microwave eggs, shit, run, go to work

  • @DatVideoDoe
    @DatVideoDoe ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dang. Didn’t even talk about the weirdest part. The blood transfusions from his son

  • @plantealova5062
    @plantealova5062 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Vlogcreations should totally do a sketch where they bring a bag of fake shit to a doctor.

  • @sosasroamaccount
    @sosasroamaccount ปีที่แล้ว

    bro TURD QUIZ??? This shit so funny

  • @francesco6835
    @francesco6835 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anybody has any clue what "cocomelon" beat they were listening to in 5:33? I love that beat

    • @vishaals2522
      @vishaals2522 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/uVsNmo-rSEw/w-d-xo.html

  • @jojct9613
    @jojct9613 ปีที่แล้ว

    I forgot how funny these guys are! Shit! I’m dying!

  • @ExRammer1
    @ExRammer1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes

  • @MRthekilla34
    @MRthekilla34 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This dude vs GT Dave

  • @EverydayKiki
    @EverydayKiki ปีที่แล้ว

    anyone know where noel’s boots are from?

  • @CozyHut0
    @CozyHut0 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wonder if he developed his speech pattern to seem younger as well.

  • @kamehameha30
    @kamehameha30 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He Benjamin Buttoned himself

  • @Blazee2897
    @Blazee2897 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Noel feeling extra fruity this episode.

  • @SeacrestOut34
    @SeacrestOut34 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I didn't know I needed to hear some Coco melon beats

  • @francesco6835
    @francesco6835 ปีที่แล้ว

    where can I find that cocomelon beat?? I need it

  • @alien_liwil
    @alien_liwil 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    funnily enough, there's a game that touches on the subject of reverting back to a fetus a technically dying in a way

  • @alexandrakoenig222
    @alexandrakoenig222 ปีที่แล้ว

    damn that coco melon got me boppin

  • @frozenyoghurt8833
    @frozenyoghurt8833 ปีที่แล้ว

    He looks like celebrity number 6

  • @hiramtellezbalboa1533
    @hiramtellezbalboa1533 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAOOO this was funnyy

  • @NahinP
    @NahinP ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Apparently he dumped his wife after he learned that she was diagnosed with breast cancer. Terrible person.

    • @GrainneMhaol
      @GrainneMhaol ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As if hoarding wealth wasn't proof enough.

  • @jada.monique
    @jada.monique ปีที่แล้ว +2

    jaden smith must’ve done the same thing

  • @GanzotheSecond
    @GanzotheSecond ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ayo, poop check??

  • @brandonpurchase633
    @brandonpurchase633 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Solve some logarithms

  • @colombo19
    @colombo19 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr.Burns looking guy

  • @occultpuppy1828
    @occultpuppy1828 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm actually fucking with the idea of yall on this beat tho

  • @valennieto9795
    @valennieto9795 ปีที่แล้ว

    thats how hasbulla was born

  • @omarou3416
    @omarou3416 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Orochimaru

  • @Fingeringmyboarddude
    @Fingeringmyboarddude ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2 million and didn’t try and get rid of the lisp

  • @cieskelyoung6357
    @cieskelyoung6357 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I prefer the term A.D.A- artificial dookie analyzer

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality ปีที่แล้ว

    Cody so rich that $2 mil looks like $2k to him

  • @sunwukong6897
    @sunwukong6897 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro look like he no less than 5,000 years old

  • @LM-gm9yo
    @LM-gm9yo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dre Drexler got NOTHING on this guy

  • @Thelegendaryalchemis
    @Thelegendaryalchemis ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is hilarious but when you watch his content all the people are serious about him. Also the comments of his videos are FILLED with people who defend him. It’s cult like shit

  • @hiramtellezbalboa1533
    @hiramtellezbalboa1533 ปีที่แล้ว

    poopoo pipi test dump swump dookie exam

  • @ESBIZNIT
    @ESBIZNIT ปีที่แล้ว

    Fart Pop Quiz

  • @sebastiankraemer4827
    @sebastiankraemer4827 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was a nice episode of thats cringe

  • @mrcus7215
    @mrcus7215 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m deeead

  • @firsttimecallerlongtimelis836
    @firsttimecallerlongtimelis836 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don’t all adults age less than the average ten year old ? I aged a lot less from 30-34 than 10-14….

  • @Emma-2029
    @Emma-2029 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want instant abs. How likely is this a scam?

    • @haggler
      @haggler ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100%

  • @lunaphae
    @lunaphae ปีที่แล้ว

    A diarrhea diorama

  • @Phawx_
    @Phawx_ ปีที่แล้ว

    poop test

  • @ncongnolancong
    @ncongnolancong ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's cringe is back

  • @keirmckeon
    @keirmckeon ปีที่แล้ว

    dookie diploma

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality ปีที่แล้ว

    "the autonomous self" you mean your NORMAL SELF 😭😭😭😭😭 does he think he will keel over and die if he doesnt follow this shit and just acts like a normal person??? does he think normal ppl's bodies just...dont function asjdhada

  • @juanitaleak6482
    @juanitaleak6482 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would just rather age that shit looks exhausting! 🙄 and does he realise he could get hit by a bus…then what? It’s ridiculous

  • @egs3883
    @egs3883 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dookie Exam

  • @_sunchildd
    @_sunchildd ปีที่แล้ว +2

    god bless noel. idk if it's me or if he's just not funny anymore. anyone? i would say maybe my sense of humors changed, but i still find cody funny? sooo..

    • @researchproject034
      @researchproject034 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Something's changed. They're not as funny anymore. Idk what it is. I guess, in a way, it feels less authentic

    • @_sunchildd
      @_sunchildd ปีที่แล้ว

      @@researchproject034 true. and like they try too hard to be funny, esp noel. i would want to say maybe i just grew up that's why i don't think he's funny but it was only last year or two i did?? idk. glad to kno someone else sees it too

    • @undrscrmsn
      @undrscrmsn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its just you