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- I bet you've failed this test before.
(inspired by @nathandoancomedy, go check him out!)
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follow these or i will bite you
• Twitter - / beluga1000
• Instagram - / beluga1000
• Discord - / discord
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Skittle: I CANT BREATH
Beluga: Calm Down, Take a deep *Breath*
Shut never make that joke again it took the breath from every good joke
@@hybridgamer723 “It took the breath from every good joke”
😂
😂😂
Lmaoooo
Hippos can sleep underwater but they rise to the surface every 5 minutes to take a breath. Then they float back down. All while being asleep. HIPPOS SLEEPSWIM
Duck Pokémon.of all kind….I choose you
Wow slay
Your ether a hippo nerd or you just Googled it
@@Jeffthefunny The first one, definitely the first one
LolololiloA
Respect for this guy cuz he got a many friends to do this.
Nah it's an animation lol. But it's still really good
*I like how everyone calls him "BEGULA" instead of "BELUGA"*
THANKS FOR 61 LIKES* 💀
Lol I didn't notice
I knew that I can spell beluga backwards
aguleb
Me too
Same lol its brownie not coping i was thinkin it too
It's for joke
“Never talk to strangers, they could be a robot secretly to rule the word.”
Every quote by Beluga is unique of its own way.
Why ..just…why
spoilers 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
The bots in this comment tho
Imagine copying someone
Sasuke-san
1:39 I love when this music comes up
,,, Beluga is not an robot
Many people are laughing and inspiring from him but none can make content like his.
All the bless
Nathan doan did and this video copied thay
@@beak_essence- true
Check description
tf you mean no one could make content like this?? i like belugas content but i cant image a slideshow of discord screenshots is exactly difficult to make...
lie detected 🤖
0:18 **GASP** "Καλά μου" are greek words, lol
Yup😃
@GreekManolos - Greek And English Videos - OFFICIAL *hehe*
Den to perimena lol
@@hergi2755 oute egw😃
Correction: 0:18
0:01 Gintama theme 🌝
but what track
không biết sao không thấy trả lại không có đi làm sao phải cứ đi đi nhắn lai không phải 🎉❤ là một trong số các bạn ơi mình giá bao giờ em nói chuyện b ạ 😊 mẹ không phải cứ có tiền để 😅 cho biết
@@chungnguyen-wj4px speak english
Fun Fact: The "Heimlich maneuver" is used both in combat and in aiding a sick person, preferably when they are choking.
Yes
It's not a fun fact. It's just a fact. 🙄
for real?
in battle????
This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years
@@ricepuddingr8201 no it takes around 1 year to pratice
1
CHECK the scene for safety, form an initial impression and use personal protective equipment (PPE)
2
If the person appears unresponsive, CHECK for responsiveness, breathing, life-threatening bleeding or other life-threatening conditions using shout-tap-shout
3
If the person does not respond and is not breathing or only gasping, CALL 9-1-1 and get equipment, or tell someone to do so
4
Place the person on their back on a firm, flat surface
5
Give 30 chest compressions
Hand position: Two hands centered on the chest
Body position: Shoulders directly over hands; elbows locked
Depth: At least 2 inches
Rate: 100 to 120 per minute
Allow chest to return to normal position after each compression
6
Give 2 breaths
Open the airway to a past-neutral position using the head-tilt/chin-lift technique
Ensure each breath lasts about 1 second and makes the chest rise; allow air to exit before giving the next breath
Note: If the 1st breath does not cause the chest to rise, retilt the head and ensure a proper seal before giving the 2nd breath If the 2nd breath does not make the chest rise, an object may be blocking the airway
7
Continue giving sets of 30 chest compressions and 2 breaths. Use an AED as soon as one is available!
0:59
Pov: your mom own roblox
“Are you a robot?”
Verified Users: Well yes but actually no
@DON'T ironic
Just like the video, he’s pretty late though
@DON'T ur a bot
@DON'T hey look a bot
@DON'T woww so high quality
“If violence is not the answer, you are simply not using enough violence”
-Some guy
"Violence is not the answer. Violence is a question, and the answer is YES."
_--Max0r_
Without a mustasche
1:12 weird emoji
Btw what was the sound effect in the moment
skittle is just trying to make sure he has the right friends
Every time when beluga uploads my cat asks for food
OH I GET IT LOL GOOD ONE
No one cares
My cat always ask for food
@@emptyallen3334 then don't reply
Yesterday I had to do one of those I'm not a robot tests, it literally took me 40 minutes because my laptop is old and lags so much I went over the time limit 😂
@DON'T ok boomer
@DON'T we wont
0:07 What my first grade teacher said to me when I had a panic attack😭
Fun fact - both belu-mom and hecker misspelled beluga at 2:27
@DON'T ok
@DON'T bot
I feel kinda awkward secretly watching beluga instead of doing my homework. Very fun to watch you, beluga. Keep it up! :)
ur not alone.
bro... its summer, you dont have school
@@somewagyuenjoyer I do
@@somewagyuenjoyer I do
@the erock I do
Beluga is fun as usual but now you got MAD RESPECT for using GINTAMA OST!
Beluga, rep+
i can't find it is anyone gonna tell me?
0:48 robolox? it is roblox.
btw robolox was a part of my roblox password
2:23 bugela?
nah bruh its bobrox
No it's robolox
Nah bro, is rolobox
I like how everyone calls him "BUGELA" instead of "BELUGA"
Not even kidding thats the most likes I've ever gotten 💀
We all know its…..leguba
because yes
@@flame.6375 nah bro it's begulegabeugelabeusegaag
I guess you guys are wrong I think that its begfkaveirkgfksjelruga
Or begula
Never trust a robot
Thank you Beluga for the information we need. beluga is the hero we need but dont deserve
ttvvtytytghh
2:37 lol that's the first words that must to be in terminator 5 😂
With the new character:
BelugaguaguagaSUSAMOGUS Schwartzneger
Fun fact: Robots can be dangerous, but a lot of jokes can be made about them.
Wow you ruled a bot
fun fact: people above me are literally bots
edit: only one bot now! good job on reporting them!
@@satgurs :D
@DON'T Kardeşim sal artık
@DON'T your wish granted
We won't read it
Even tho robots took over. He managed to get away with not cleaning his room lol
You're literally the only youtuber who makes me laugh everytime
@DON'T ok i wont
In the first robot test, the first word is Greek. Καλάμου. (Kalamou) and it means nothing lmao.
Fun fact: skittle is an android sent from a faraway planet called elonmuskia
facts lol
Fun fact : The Equator is a circle of latitude, about 40,075 km (24,901 mi) in circumference, that divides Earth into the Northern and Southern hemispheres. It is an imaginary line located at 0 degrees latitude, halfway between the North and South poles.[1]
and near the Equator, noontime sunlight appears almost directly overhead (no more than about 23° from the zenith) every day, year-round. Consequently, the Equator has a rather stable daytime temperature throughout the year. On the equinoxes (approximately March 20 and September 23) the subsolar point crosses Earth's equator at a shallow angle, sunlight shines perpendicular to Earth's axis of rotation, and all latitudes have nearly a 12-hour day and 12-hour night.[2]
Fun fact: no one asked 🤓🤓🤓
Within uncertainty, the temperature at the center of the Earth is the same as the temperature at the surface of the sun (5800 K),” Caltech geochemist Paul Asimow tells Popular Mechanics. At about almost 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit, that's hot.
Skittle:” HELP IM CHOKING”
Beluga: “don’t worry take a deep breathe”
Skittle: “but I-
To me what’s more funny is how he searches “How to do CPR?” For a choking situation.
@@walterwhite4699 true XD
Fun fact: Hmmmmmm
Skittle: I'm choking
Andrew: "Just unchoke"
Dude u gonna blow up in 69 years
@@reaperbs7105 🤧
Random fact : Beluga is the laughing charger of humans
Fun fact : The Equator is a circle of latitude, about 40,075 km (24,901 mi) in circumference, that divides Earth into the Northern and Southern hemispheres. It is an imaginary line located at 0 degrees latitude, halfway between the North and South poles.[1]
and near the Equator, noontime sunlight appears almost directly overhead (no more than about 23° from the zenith) every day, year-round. Consequently, the Equator has a rather stable daytime temperature throughout the year. On the equinoxes (approximately March 20 and September 23) the subsolar point crosses Earth's equator at a shallow angle, sunlight shines perpendicular to Earth's axis of rotation, and all latitudes have nearly a 12-hour day and 12-hour night.[2]
This literally has nothing to do with the video
1:18 “no”, yes👍 GG!
2:21 that is that creepy song called
The Escapists - Lockdown
"Do not make a robot that can pass a robot test, they will instantly regrets the internet." - Me
ohhhhhhh someone in this reply section named "DON'T", is a bot, and is SPAMMING
0:20 the first one says "good mine" in Greek lmao
Beluga’s Mom: Sends him a bunch of bots
Also Beluga: “My worst nightmare a come to life now the world is destroyed.”
"Mark my words"
"AI is far more dangerous than nukes"
- Elon Musk
Psst don't take it seriously for now
Just asking: Who would ever put a robot check on a health website? The developers of that website must be a bunch of 3 year olds
It’s just for the video
It was designed by the IRS
Apparently, Robux are considered "taxable income"
Bot
“Wait before you die can I have some robux”
This is what I call true friendship..
Is it just me or are beluga videos getting more Robot-ish
finally someone that actually gives nathan some credit instead of stealing his ideas
I can of agree
@@melaninworldplus278 ? what
1:04 he say “yes” 🙄
Life isn’t a steady escalator. Sometimes getting better requires that you first get a lot worse. If you can’t admit to yourself that you suck at something, chances are it will hold you back from future improvements.
Pride, ego, fear of rejection, call it what you will. The result is the same. Part of you likes your temporary holdout in life. It isn’t the work that scares you, or even the unknown. It’s the fact that in order to move forward you have to get your hands dirty.
Isn't it bold of skittle to trust Beluga when he's choking.
Skittle : *Choking*
Andrew Tate : *Just Un-choke*
Uno reverse card
I come for thumbnails
1:34 the robot is hilarious Lol
1:32 wow your mom works in Google 🆒
Hi beluga, I just wanna say that I really love your videos. I’ve been going through a hard time and your reaction video just made me smile. I love watching you so much, appreciate it. ❤️
Oh I hope ur OK
@Lucas Gawor so
HERE BEFORE BLOWS UP
@Lucas Gawor wrong.
@@vixyy.. im pretty sure its a bot
aguleb is best
The way skittle called beluga 'bugela' is funny to me😩💅
Let’s gooooo beluga with another video beluga your videos always make my dad thanks :)
Beluga makes a father figure for fatherless children like you
He makes your-
DAD???
Sus comment and beluga heart is more 😳 sus
UwU :))))
I meant day lol
I liked my comment too
I will 🎉
.
Npc
This man never fails to entertain us
A you a bot?
@@Bluemap. nah
robots : *has 1 machine to solve chaptcha tests"
world and moon : in that case i have to go boom boom
One of the best thing about dude is that he never takens credit for himself when he archives some thing. He always respect us the audience and his team, and he is politie in all his video.we congratulations ourselves on for this achievement.more to come and everything to come we are always with you"................
Hmmmmm??
Bro beluga is so dead now 💀
Stop
@@Lordofthe_Brickzstop whatt
@@Rblz813 she is just not. she is funny, oke?
Nop
@@Lordofthe_BrickzHe*
so this captcha was too hard, they give the option to receive another captcha, but first I have to confirm that I'm not a robot, TO FILL ANOHER CAPTCHA?!?!
I liked my comment
Idc
You are useless
TH-cam comments be like
Ok and I disliked
Bruh is this top comment
Hecker's invention was so🔥
Nobody:
All robots in existence: I'M NOT A ROBOT!!!!!
Me: NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!!!
Oh yes that Naruto ST such nostalgia 😭 BEGULAAAAAAA
Random fact: Mosquitos are the most dangerous insects in the world
“Beluga help me!”
“Ok just a sec”
*robot test comes up*
“Nice knowing you”
What if mom is a robot?
What if Uncle Sherm is a robot?
What if *Gary* is a robot?
What if you are a robot?
I like how there's a life lesson at the end of every video.
Me: Beluga videos couldn't get better
Beluga: *Adds Gintama soundtracks*
“Never kill skittle again or i will grab your neck and make you go to minecraft” -munib
Unfun fact : Never talk to strangers, they could be a robot secretly trying to rule the world.
Skittle: Robots can't tell the truth :)
Also Skittle: *Honesty is mandatory.*
“There is a moral in every story”
No there is a moral at the end in every beluga videoes!
I like the ending of every video it has a quote
Begula: its impossible to say my name!
Everybody: begula
Bueluga*
Belula*
Aglueb*
Heres the sign of grass
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color/colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
Grass
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales.
Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[2] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).
Contents
Evolution of grass
Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[3] Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.[4]
Grass and people
Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.
People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.
Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets.
Language
In English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example:
"The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else."
"Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something".
"A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others.
All flesh is grass: Old Testament book of Isaiah, chapter 40, verses 6-8.
Grass is a slang term for cannabis (pot, weed, or marijuana).
References
This is the time when I think Beluga gave a right moral and no other morals can be found to give
anybody remember when beluga had 147k I have a screenshot of it he grew so fast fans here since that long ago where are you?
Congrats Beluga! Almost at 1B sub's!
😘
I enjoy watching your content
Robots in fiction: "We will rule the world and make you into batteries humans!"
Robots in real life:
if(not human.input_every_5_minutes) then crash()
Ahhh a piece of the GinTama guitar, I've heard that!
Beluga hella based for using Gintama OST
i can't find this song because i don't see it so can you tell me what song is the track or something?
That's two right the part of proving ur not a robot , this is why I couldn't use Microsoft lol
Hecker who was in the middle of typing: YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
You should have that Bing Chilling moment in the end
The intro reminds me of a Nathan Doan skit. I wonder why?
Teller: I'm not a robot
Wall e: *Sighing*
What if sleep is the only thing we do and waking up is just so we can think about more dreams 😮
Congrats beluga for 9million sub I hope you go on 10 million subscribers
The reCAPTCHA I'm not a robot check is leaning from the humans choices so it gets smarter every day.
Beluga quotes are like Gintama titles they are unique
Beluga: exist
Copycats : hello, this is me
10 million soon buddy ☺