Yandere Salesman Sells You A Yandere!

#yandere #asmr #yandereroleplay #m4f #m4a #sale #salesman

[@jazzybethcoolkat3289]

19k people wanted a yandere. I wanted the salesman cause i love his attitude!

[@Kai_kiaedits]

😂😂 fr

[@Yuki-dn7dp]

Only the 10/10 yanderes can run this establishment because there the only ones that can pretend there not yanderes

[@dolfinlovermylo17]

So true tho 😹😅😜👍

[@helenamariawestphal4991]

Plus I guess they would be the only ones who know how to lock up other Yandere I mean that one guy hunted an entire race into extinction and they still somehow manage to keep him there

[@saorise28]

@@helenamariawestphal4991gotta be able to think like the enemy to outsmart them… just so happens the “enemy” is also themselves lol

[@HanDaKilla]

Salesman: **slaps Yandere** this thing can fit so much *DANGER* into it!

[@renclear3825]

"You gave your address away like it was candy!... No I am never letting that go." 😂

[@boogie7141]

I wouldn't either😂

[@alverab.750]

"Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
"*ABSOLUTELY* not, but that's not going to stop me!"

[@miraistired]

That’s a whole vibe tho✨✨

[@BeachyRuth]

Him: "I won't bite"
Me: "Yeah But do you stabed?"

[@SmartiesAndDumbDumbs]

“Everything is a camera” sir…. Are YOU a camera?! AM I A CAMERA!?

[@tiffanypetersen789]

Finally, An honest salesman!

[@shroom3320]

this whole video was "☀🌹🌸✨" to "💀🔪⛓" every 5 seconds-

[@mcrose5581]

Him:*selling a yandere*
Me:*slams the door and lock the door with everything blocking it* NOT GETTING KIDNAP AGAIN

[@ino4757]

We need more of yandere salesman

[@whydoihavesomanyname]

LOVE THE SELLS MAN SO REAL FOR THIS

[@maidenoftheseaxxx]

They should make a video game off this scenario. Escape yandere boy company👀

[@renclear3825]

I would absolutely play that lol

[@AnormiX01iv3r]

Me too

[@dmgphoenixcultist4895]

bro this is actual gold

[@alyssatjuhhh1939]

Ok but this was hilarious lol

[@monkeymoney8552]

Oh no I accidentally fell in a very easily kidnapable position I hope I don't get kidnapped

[@yourwaterreminder8418]

😭😭😭

[@Funni8unni]

This guy sounds so anxious and it's hilarious

[@uncannyclementineasmr]

This is top tier funny 😆 couldn’t fall asleep because I wanted to hear everything

[@MedEvil1c]

Love a good Yan-con script
with lots of energy

[@chains_of_heaven]

This is so similar to the yandere salesperson audio from bestboyfriend asmr, some pharses are exactly the same too

[@miraistired]

“Some of the *BOYS* we have here!”

[@lunarsakura8592]

No me laughing my ass off🤣🤣

[@shitfart5446]

I love all the pep in his step

[@miraistired]

That was my alt credit card 😤😤

[@asephine9657]

Bruv can you get me an infinity outta ten I need god mode.🙂

[@waddlesthecoolest1700]

This made me laugh so hard😂😅

[@linoonehat1392]

I'm good with a yandere, but now I'm offended that that other guy killed off all dragons. I love dragons. I don't need a dragon boyfriend, I would just be happy with a dragon and a boyfriend as 2 separate entities.

[@tsukasaistheevilbaby3198]

At this point all of them might as well be yanderes

[@whoamiagain6978]

looks like im moving

[@kirpich_lox]

More Passion, more passion , more energy more energy

[@Dabi_simp998]

Nooo it's blackpink in your area

[@miraistired]

Pft-

[@miraistired]

Bruh his voice-

[@lainz9558]

LMFAO THIS WAS HILARIOUS

[@AzariaAsmr]

this is gold💎💎

[@teddyschannel2227]

No, those are diamonds (I know it’s a bad joke but I can’t help myself)

[@Mia_is]

Don’t be shy I won’t bite
What the heck-

[@miraistired]

“Mohna Lisa”

[@wakisss3366]

I actually read this in the same time he say it XDDDD

[@Olliemaxx1]

He sounds like those guys in the circus Ads 😭

[@annerosinski1463]

Oh he is a 10 😏

[@dolfinlovermylo17]

Adrien form miraculous ladybug and chat noir has gone Yandere over Marinette is it just me or do i see this happening

[@judyoconnell2270]

Omg yes

[@nothing-yf9ui]

I have heard the script I think. It seems too loud here for asmr

[@christinetrue8198]

Very clever

[@what-ew2pg]

why is one of the hashtags “asmr” but you’re literally yelling at us.

[@jjessiee.ng_]

I remember another asmr person do the same scrip

[@ariana-os9yp]

than was hliarious

[@miraistired]

Arianna Grande?!?!?!?!?!🤨😳😳

[@F.L.0.W.3.R]

But I wanted a girl :(

[@miraistired]

We all do😭

[@F.L.0.W.3.R]

@@miraistired :(

[@miraistired]

@@F.L.0.W.3.R we're all a little gae, dont worry, ill find you a yandere girl

[@F.L.0.W.3.R]

@@miraistired yay :)

[@miraistired]

@@F.L.0.W.3.R th-cam.com/video/HEpLxN4Dzgk/w-d-xo.html :]

[@meao_puff]

He broke

[@Yak1986]

Laugh all the way 😹