You missed Autumn staying at a charming Bed and Breakfast run by a sweet Amish widow, who's being courted by a nice Amish man who looks like Trevor Donovan with a beard as the B-plot.
Except for your acting skills far exceeding any Hallmark movie I've ever seen, pretty much spot on. "Hallmark, our scripts are all the same, it's just the actors we cha.....no, we use the same actors too!"
If this were set near Saratoga Springs NY, it would be an apple orchard and about selling enough apple cider doughnuts. He'd be "Jacques Pépin de Pomme," descended from French-Canadian apple farmers who settle in Upstate NY in the late 19th century. KIm's "Oh YAY!" is EPIC.
You guys forgot the "almost kissed" in middle of movie & the dramatic kiss at the end 💋 (that's when you know it's the end of the movie) 🤣 But, Idc, I still love watching my hallmark 😁
Best Hallmark parody so far. I keep watching it over and over again. "I'm off to find love..." "Wait, but we were vibing superhard..." "Bye" The rant at the end was spectecular.
And then they're each standing at the table in their separate shots at the end - so very Hallmark "We don't care, we don't have time to reshoot it" 🤣🤣🤣
LOL "Of course I wanted pumpkin spice it's FRIGGIN fall!!!" Great producer Penn!! LOL "A sea lion that looks just like Matt Damon" LOL LOL Awe Jack and Autumn O'Lantern lived happily every after. Thanks guys, best way to start my day!!!
Hallmark ... the wonderful magical land where the widowed outnumber the divorced and maybe even the married. This sketch now relieves me of ever having to watch a Hallmark fall movie.
I loved all the Christmas Hallmark episodes you made so you can only imagine my excitement when I saw you made a Fall Hallmark movie. Y’all definitely made my week.🍁
I was laughing so hard tears were coming out of my eyes. I always look forward to your videos - they always make me laugh and help start my day. You are one of the very few TH-camrs I don't skip the ads for.
Friggin' hilarious. You guys pump out some great stuff. Almost spot-on for Hallmark. You just forgot the mistake or confusing moment where they almost go their separate ways but then realize the error and go in for that final kiss and fade to black.....ugh..such dreck.
I love how her boss had to remind HER that no, it wasn't the FIRST time (that she was at an out of town assignment, fell in love with the story subject, and was going to get married, if not actually got married.)😂🤣😂 Which leaves us wondering, does / did she actually get married? (Much less each of those times before?) 😂🤔
I typed up a long amusing “thank you” comment, I went to check some spelling online and my comment disappeared. So, anyway here are the main bullet points I wanted to convey Thank you Love the channel, thanks. Especially love all the Hallmark movie sketches. The Hallmark sketches always make me laugh until I cry (really). Pee myself a little bit maybe, who knows. Thanks to Lola for being the OG inspirational spark that started your hilarious Hallmark journey (go Lola). Thanks again for giving me the best deep down belly laugh I’ve had in ages (antisocial distancing and all). I’d also like to take this opportunity to thank the directors, the writers, cast and crew. I’d like to thank the academy and also my parents, without whom I wouldn’t be here today. I think that just about covers it. Thanks 🙂🐿 P.s looking forward to that Matt Daemon look alike story (again, really).
@@tinaperez7393 I just made the mistake of watching this again and now I’m just as keen as I was before to find out about that Matt Damon look alike 😂❤
@@SecretSquirrelFun hi secret squirrel. Alas the Matt Damon sea lion look alike might be a news story lost to the archives of time. It's amazing that that can happen in today's era of social media preserving all kinds of things but somehow some day we'll have to find the strength to accept this loss to history and move on with our lives. I mean there are artworks by DiVinci still out there that might never be found. 😫😩😭✌️☮️🙏🕊️
"We just found a sea lion that looks like Matt Damon! " You know, it's the attention to detail that really takes these videos to the next level. *Every single line* is just saturated with perfect absurdity.
I can’t get Enough of their Hallmark clips, especially during Hallmark Christmas season. I should be exercising but instead I’m sitting here watching the videos belly laughing. Does that count as exercise?
@@trebmaster I’m not sure you get it when someone uses that term. It doesn’t mean you’re done with them in a negative way, It’s like I have nothing to say because they’re so hilarious. 😂
I keep thinking of the SNL skits for The Californians -- "What're YOU doin here?" Same voice, same inflection, hilarious. Thanks to you guys, I'm now ready for fall.
Haha, my name is Autumn and my family owns a pumpkin patch. We don't sell pies, though. I didn't know they made Fall Hallmark movies, I'll have to check them out.
That sounds like Hallmark made up that name to give one of its male lead actors! If you're gonna work for Hallmark, you gotta have a Hallmark movie actor name! 😂🤣💕
Yes. We ALL remember the Emmy winning news coverage of the bunny rabbit that became friends with the cat in Central Park and then, of course, wrote a musical together. Of course. 🤣😂🤣
I am actually a big fan of hallmark movies but every time you guys do this it makes me laugh so hard! Thanks for bringing humor to the world! I love you guys!
Okay. NOW they need to give us the Matt Damon sea lion news story. But wait ... that's an "out of town assignment"! and we all know what happens with those! ...SO DON'T GO FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN, AUTUMN!!! 🤣🤣😂 - but who with this time? - the aquarium guy? Or the guy* playing the sea lion to get publicity to save the aquarium from closing? 😜 Ugh, these storylines are endless and write themselves! 🤣 (Not that I could ever do better than the Holdernesses tho!) *=Matt Damon?! 😂 I mean he did own a zoo, so... (Or just Penn in a Matt Damon mask would do too!)
I just watched this on your FB page; I don't watch a lot of Hallmark shows, movies, etc (okay, I've only watched 1, maybe 2) but I imagine that the majority of these movies and shows are just like this... 😂😂😅
At 1:40 Is that a slow piano version of 'Believe in the Belief that there is Love" from the "If Hallmark Christmas Movies Were a Musical"?! Gotta love the HCU (Holderness Cinematic Universe)
LOL! The way Kim walks!! Like her arms moving at the same time as the leg! HILARIOUS! You're so funny and talented Kim! ANd when you guys posed and danced at each other. HAHA!
you forgot the person who - surprise, surprise - used to work in the big city, but got fed up with the city life and moved to the small town. that being said, my wife and I love Hallmark movies. They're corny, but they are always feel good.
Their acting is better than on the actual Hallmark channel 😂
True, so very true.
Right?
Yes, it is!
So true.
The faces, the names, the storyline, just everything was GOLDEN 🤣
Thanks for watching!
@@holdernessfamilylaughs wow ur here 🤩
SO true
Gee, I wonder how it ends?
You missed Autumn staying at a charming Bed and Breakfast run by a sweet Amish widow, who's being courted by a nice Amish man who looks like Trevor Donovan with a beard as the B-plot.
This actually sounds kind of adorable.
LMAOOOOO
When Kim does the “Yay”… Kills me everytime.
I love Penn holding a different item for every shot when he meets "Autumn",
He said "Ever since my wife died..." and he points behind him to the fenced in area. I was laughing cuz is that where she's buried? 🤪🤗😁
I was thinking the same thing! Like hey what’s back there? 🤣
Me too!! I noticed that there’s a grave behind it at the end
Hahah
Yes, it's the family graveyard. Lots of small towns and farms had them years ago.
@@dmc826 - well you sucked the humor out of that one……😖
"What about the Norwegian guy who ended up being a Thanksgiving turkey?" LMAO, as a Norwegian I laughed so hard at this one 😂😂🤣🤣
I'd watch the one where he ended up being the Thanksgiving turkey lol 😆
Not going to be able to see an ad for pumpkin spice without yelling, "It's FRIGGIN' FALL."
Hahahahah
Mission accomplished I guess.
Which will lessen my hatred of the words "pumpkin spice" a tiny bit, so thanks Holdernii!
Of COURSE you want pumpkin spice! 😂🤣😂 (it being friggin fall). 😁
@@betharritt Holdernii: 👍 😀
Autumn Maplegrove and Jack O’Lantern are awesome names!! The extreme voices and facial expressions are epic!!! 😁😁
Except for your acting skills far exceeding any Hallmark movie I've ever seen, pretty much spot on.
"Hallmark, our scripts are all the same, it's just the actors we cha.....no, we use the same actors too!"
Any relation to any other hallmark movie is purely coincidental
If this were set near Saratoga Springs NY, it would be an apple orchard and about selling enough apple cider doughnuts. He'd be "Jacques Pépin de Pomme," descended from French-Canadian apple farmers who settle in Upstate NY in the late 19th century. KIm's "Oh YAY!" is EPIC.
Better get writing this!!😂😂
Sounds like a great story line...but that'd be too much culture for Hallmark. 😅😅😬
As a fellow upstate NY'er I fully support this.
@@StephStitches2 I'm Canadian and live in Ottawa, but my partner lives in Malta NY.
I am also from the Capital region and I agree.
My favorite line of the whole video: “Susan, get me a latte! Of course I want it pumpkin spice it’s friggin fall!!!”
You guys forgot the "almost kissed" in middle of movie & the dramatic kiss at the end 💋 (that's when you know it's the end of the movie) 🤣
But, Idc, I still love watching my hallmark 😁
For sure!!! :)
It's not fall or Christmas time with out watching a hallmark movie lol
@@Ashes_to_Ashes628 I 100% agree with you and idc how many times I've seen same movie lol
Same I loveee hallmark but this video is spot on
I don’t know how you could even get through those lines without bursting out laughing! But that is every single hallmark movie.
Best Hallmark parody so far. I keep watching it over and over again.
"I'm off to find love..." "Wait, but we were vibing superhard..." "Bye"
The rant at the end was spectecular.
Penn holding something different every shot when they meet is classic! Hay, shovel, rake, pumpkins, pies... 🤣🤣🤣
Oh, and the "vibing" faces and posing... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And then they're each standing at the table in their separate shots at the end - so very Hallmark "We don't care, we don't have time to reshoot it" 🤣🤣🤣
And lastly, I NEED a gif of Kim's "Oh yaaaaaaay!" 🤣🤣🤣
ALL the Fall props!
I love that Kim's accent is part Valley Girl.
Yeah I got some Clueless vibes lol
@@EricJohnson-dh9un Or Jan Brady. :)
I know, right? 😂 Classic.
LOL "Of course I wanted pumpkin spice it's FRIGGIN fall!!!" Great producer Penn!! LOL "A sea lion that looks just like Matt Damon" LOL LOL Awe Jack and Autumn O'Lantern lived happily every after. Thanks guys, best way to start my day!!!
Glad we could help you start your day!
Penn "Oh, hey!" while holding hay.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, SIR! (and I approve) :D
Jack O Lantern and Autumn Can't Help Fallin In Love 🍂
Like Every Hallmark Movie Susie Can't Help Falling In Love With Johnny 🍁🤣
This was very funny and cute. Still, I have deep regret that I didn't find out more about the sea lion that looked like Matt Damon. :)
The sea lion still won’t get to be on Jimmy Kimmel. 😹
Hallmark ... the wonderful magical land where the widowed outnumber the divorced and maybe even the married. This sketch now relieves me of ever having to watch a Hallmark fall movie.
The only thing missing is the dramatic kiss at the end! 😂🤣
And the race through the airport after a misunderstanding caused a breakup!
Honestly I love these Hallmark Movie vids! I keep rewatching the Christmas ones from a while back… pls make more 😂
I think if they made a whole pile of these videos for different seasons, that would be hugely ironic 😂
I loved all the Christmas Hallmark episodes you made so you can only imagine my excitement when I saw you made a Fall Hallmark movie. Y’all definitely made my week.🍁
"Ever since my wife died.... (starts flirting with stranger)" 😂😂😂🤣
I love that Kim’s phone is on the Home Screen when she is talking. So appropriate.
And that's basically every Hallmark movie I ever watched, except Kim, and Penn's acting was much better. Thanks for laughs!!
I feel like I’m the only woman who doesn’t like Hallmark movies and this just nailed exactly why.
Same lol. I only watch the ones that get filmed in my town to see how many people I know who are extras
🙋 I don't like them either. I tried, I really did. I just can't.
Must admit, I've never seen one. Based on these hilarious videos I really don't want to. =D
These are the ONLY Hallmark movies I watch. They are hilarious!!😂😂
YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE!
This just got me more excited for the Christmas ones! LOL I hope all this go viral and you guys get the subscribers you deserve
Chad I think that EVERY parody! Penn is too talented for TV let alone TH-cam!
Please tell me you’re doing another Hallmark musical this year - preferably one written by the cat and squirrel?
Hallmark's best writing team
(Now they just need an owl)
I was laughing so hard tears were coming out of my eyes. I always look forward to your videos - they always make me laugh and help start my day. You are one of the very few TH-camrs I don't skip the ads for.
Same, I had to stop the video I was laughing so hard!
Penn has seriously good J. Jonah Jameson vibes!!! (I want pictures of Spider-Man!!!)
LOVE IT!!!
I thought the same thing! So funny. =D
He looks exactly like J.K. Simmons!! (This could go network!)
Friggin' hilarious. You guys pump out some great stuff. Almost spot-on for Hallmark. You just forgot the mistake or confusing moment where they almost go their separate ways but then realize the error and go in for that final kiss and fade to black.....ugh..such dreck.
I love how her boss had to remind HER that no, it wasn't the FIRST time (that she was at an out of town assignment, fell in love with the story subject, and was going to get married, if not actually got married.)😂🤣😂
Which leaves us wondering, does / did she actually get married? (Much less each of those times before?) 😂🤔
I can't pick a favorite line from this. All so great. I laughed the hardest at "I am right in front of you... 👋👋👋 " LOL!
I typed up a long amusing “thank you” comment, I went to check some spelling online and my comment disappeared.
So, anyway here are the main bullet points I wanted to convey
Thank you
Love the channel, thanks.
Especially love all the Hallmark movie sketches.
The Hallmark sketches always make me laugh until I cry (really). Pee myself a little bit maybe, who knows.
Thanks to Lola for being the OG inspirational spark that started your hilarious Hallmark journey (go Lola).
Thanks again for giving me the best deep down belly laugh I’ve had in ages (antisocial distancing and all).
I’d also like to take this opportunity to thank the directors, the writers, cast and crew.
I’d like to thank the academy and also my parents, without whom I wouldn’t be here today.
I think that just about covers it.
Thanks 🙂🐿
P.s looking forward to that Matt Daemon look alike story (again, really).
Seriously. We really actually do now need that Matt Damon sea lion / walrus? story.
@@tinaperez7393 I just made the mistake of watching this again and now I’m just as keen as I was before to find out about that Matt Damon look alike 😂❤
@@SecretSquirrelFun hi secret squirrel. Alas the Matt Damon sea lion look alike might be a news story lost to the archives of time. It's amazing that that can happen in today's era of social media preserving all kinds of things but somehow some day we'll have to find the strength to accept this loss to history and move on with our lives. I mean there are artworks by DiVinci still out there that might never be found. 😫😩😭✌️☮️🙏🕊️
Penn as Autumn’s boss looks and sounds like he wants more pictures of Spider Man ha ha.
"We just found a sea lion that looks like Matt Damon! "
You know, it's the attention to detail that really takes these videos to the next level. *Every single line* is just saturated with perfect absurdity.
I think you mean accuracy. Do the comparison and you'll see he's not far off, especially when sea lions are sleeping.
Highly underrated channel. Simple, wholesome short entertainment. Perfect for a work break. Keep up the good work.
Sorry I'm confused - do you mean Hallmark channel or Holderness channel?
“Of course I want it Pumpkin Spice it’s frickin’ Fall!” 🎃 Definitely need to make him a regular character.
I love the robot voice for all the acting! Haha
I can’t get Enough of their Hallmark clips, especially during Hallmark Christmas season. I should be exercising but instead I’m sitting here watching the videos belly laughing. Does that count as exercise?
I would totally watch Holderness Hallmark with the same loyalty others use on Hallmark.
This is pure GOLD! Dying laughing! Please please post the bloopers to this. I bet they're amazing! :)
I looooooove these parodies and the way you speak 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“And I’m rich”🤣🤣. The most essential part of any Hallmark movie.
These are EXACTLY how my husband sees Hallmark movies. He can't stand them! LMAO!!!! ❤️ I love Hallmark and your look alike movies!!!
I was laughing so hard I was crying. This was one of your best and so true!
“Pumpkin PAH???” - 😂
Susan get me a latte!!!!!😂😂😂😂
YAS love these!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m haven’t finished watching it, and I’m already done with these two!
You'll be back for more! :)
@@trebmaster I’m not sure you get it when someone uses that term. It doesn’t mean you’re done with them in a negative way, It’s like I have nothing to say because they’re so hilarious. 😂
Ya'll just keep getting better, I needed this today 😂❤🍁🍂
This is legendary!! 🤣
I keep thinking of the SNL skits for The Californians -- "What're YOU doin here?" Same voice, same inflection, hilarious. Thanks to you guys, I'm now ready for fall.
Oh yay! We love your Hallmark parodies!
“What? You’re getting married to this guy? You’ve known him three minutes! This happens every time you go on a trip...”
Haha, my name is Autumn and my family owns a pumpkin patch. We don't sell pies, though. I didn't know they made Fall Hallmark movies, I'll have to check them out.
My name is Autumn, too. It was weird to hear Penn and Kim say my name over and over again.
Omg LOVE the hallmark movies you guys make.
And the part where they eat pumpkin pie, cookies, coffee and hot chocolate all the time and never gain any weight nor hardly exercise.
Same as the Hallmark Christmas movies that include candy-only diets
I cannot get over Kim’s SoCal accents!! It's all so spot on and perfect!! 😂
Omg, I love your hallmark special sketches!
Lol I love these guys!😍😋😘
It’s my birthday today and this was wonderful to wake up and watch!! Thank you!! 😍🎂❤️
Wait... Penn is now channeling his inner J. Jonah Jameson, isn't he?
That sounds like Hallmark made up that name to give one of its male lead actors! If you're gonna work for Hallmark, you gotta have a Hallmark movie actor name! 😂🤣💕
I said EXACTLY this, you’ll never convince me other wise 😂😂😂
This is so SPOT ON and yet I still can't resist the Hallmark movies when the mood hits!
He had the flannel but no backwards hat (dee dee doop 🎶🎵). Seemed to work out okay tho. 😂
You can make fun of them all you want, and I will still watch as many as I can. :)
they're hallmark videos will forever be my favorite NEWER videos
So funny! And so true to Hallmark storylines!
Yes. We ALL remember the Emmy winning news coverage of the bunny rabbit that became friends with the cat in Central Park and then, of course, wrote a musical together. Of course. 🤣😂🤣
I was waiting for another hallmark parody from you guys
😀
I am actually a big fan of hallmark movies but every time you guys do this it makes me laugh so hard! Thanks for bringing humor to the world! I love you guys!
Okay. NOW they need to give us the Matt Damon sea lion news story. But wait ... that's an "out of town assignment"! and we all know what happens with those!
...SO DON'T GO FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN, AUTUMN!!! 🤣🤣😂
- but who with this time? - the aquarium guy? Or the guy* playing the sea lion to get publicity to save the aquarium from closing? 😜
Ugh, these storylines are endless and write themselves! 🤣 (Not that I could ever do better than the Holdernesses tho!)
*=Matt Damon?! 😂 I mean he did own a zoo, so... (Or just Penn in a Matt Damon mask would do too!)
“Also my family invented pumpkin spice lattes and I am rich” Jack O’Lantern. “Oh yay” Autumn Maple Grove ….I’m ded 💀
Autumn maplegrove
You nailed it
Funny! Thank you for the great videos!
Another "Golden Video" made by the Holderness '. Hallmark needs you 2 for real!!. Luv ya
OMG the Producer is sooo funny! And now I really want to see that sea lion. LOL
Serious journalist doing stories about squirrels foaming at the mouth... I just died. LOL
I just watched this on your FB page; I don't watch a lot of Hallmark shows, movies, etc (okay, I've only watched 1, maybe 2) but I imagine that the majority of these movies and shows are just like this... 😂😂😅
At 1:40 Is that a slow piano version of 'Believe in the Belief that there is Love" from the "If Hallmark Christmas Movies Were a Musical"?! Gotta love the HCU (Holderness Cinematic Universe)
Love this one so much!!!! Hallmark awaits you
Y’all for forgot the part where she has a busy boyfriend/fiancé she cheats on because he’s too busy with his career. Lol 😂
My favorite so far. You are so spot on!
"They are missing the secret ingredient... It's love." I almost spewed Pepsi out of my nose after that heartfelt revelation.
I wish you would make more of these Hallmark parodies ... they are hilarious!
". . . squirrel foaming at the mouth." put me on the floor laughing. Great acting and writing guys!
This is so funny! I always enjoy your version of Hallmark movies!
So hilarious!!! I love all your hallmark ones 😂
LOL! The way Kim walks!! Like her arms moving at the same time as the leg! HILARIOUS! You're so funny and talented Kim! ANd when you guys posed and danced at each other. HAHA!
I always love Kim's hallmark voice 🤣
Honestly they are the best at spoofing these movies 🎬 🎞 🎥
OMG, THANK YOU for bringing this gag back! And thanks again to Lola for her idea from last year :)
These Hallmark videos are totally my fave! LOL!!
What has 27 actors, three settings, two writers, and one plot? 671 Hallmark movies
I love these so much.... And Kim's voice is priceless
you forgot the person who - surprise, surprise - used to work in the big city, but got fed up with the city life and moved to the small town. that being said, my wife and I love Hallmark movies. They're corny, but they are always feel good.
“You’re getting married? You’ve known him for 3 minutes” 🤣😂🤣😂
It's funny cause it's true! I still watch them, though 😂