Levi the pick up line master
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.ย. 2024
- Erwin gives Levi a magic book of pick up lines. There is only one downside. Levi's pickup lines are doomed to fail if he attempts to use it and is not yet worthy of the books power. WANT TO SEE MORE CAPTAIN CLEANFREAK? CHECK OUT MY:
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"my love for you is like diaria because I can't hold it in"
Nailed it Levi
"Eren my love your you is like........ Diarrhea,just hold it in." Jesus Christ
+Levi “Clean Freak” Heichou Oh, its you. XD Hi hi
Hello
captin levi wtf
Levi Heichou sorry but we still have tonight ready right
Levi Heichou oh my god heichou so u mean it to Eren?
Quote from Levi: Eren, you can fight my titan anyday #2016masterpickuplines XD
2:54 "Hey-y Eren M-my love for you is like... Diarrhea.. jsut hold it in." Me: BAHHAHAHA
*just
Levi: *Hey Eren, spell "me"*
Eren: *"M" "E"*
Levi: *You forgot the "D"*
Eren: *There's no "D" in "me"*
Levi: *Not yet* 😉
(This isn't my joke but I find it so funny lmao)
but Eren can't spell........
I was your 69th like...
"it's like diarrhea, because I can't hold it in." Eren: *moves farther away*
FUCKING GOLD
Roses are red, Violets are blue, to bad Marco was split into two
Levi Ackerman jean still fucks the other half
Of course he still does... We don't have Marco's corpse, Jean does.
Levi Ackerman well no shit
Joselynn Lee LoL😂😂😂
Knock Knock
Levi: Whos there
Are You
Levi: Are You Who?
Are You Gay Or European
Levi: I SWEAR IM GONNA KILL YOU
F*ck f*ck run run run run run
Hey eren, you can attack MY titan anydays.
-Levi Ackerman pick-up line master 2016.
Armin cute you need to shut up armin
Myy little Baby Armin
*facepalms on erwin,eren and mike's name* *hears petra's name* THAT GIRL IS DEAD OH WAIT SHE IS ALREADY DEAD HA!
MY BABY BROTHER IS NOW DANCING AROUND AND YELLING
"SPOOOKY SPOOOOOOKYYY" IM CRYINF
THANKS GUYS LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE OMG
DON'T CRY CRAFT
Erwin's makeup is on fleek
Here is my poem
Our blood is red
The sky is blue
I'll kill all the titans
But I am one too
XD
Stacy Snownest just like me
Stacy Snownest ur not Eren
I love that
Levi the "pick up line master."
He doesn’t need it 😉
erwin's eyebrows still on fleek.
to me idc if Levi says that bad pick up line to me I WILL STILL LOVE HIM
HOLY SHIT. THIS IS THE BEST. ERWIN, I LOVE YOU.
That diarrhea is a typical poop joke from Levi.
How can Eren read that book?
He cant read
Fennek fuck you with marcos half
The reason why he aint worthy.
my pick up line Ehem Roses are red violes are blue I'm bad at poems I want to go out with you
Levi's poem to Eren
Roses are red
Violets are blue
i am gay
and so are you
*Throws a poem into Levi's house*
Levi: How did a scroll get in my house from a window?
Poem: Roses are red
Violets are blue
You like Eren
So you're gay
Roses are red
Violets are blue
He is 4 Levi
Not 4 u
If by Chance
You Take his Place
He'll Take his fist
And Smash Your Face
WhereIsMyPie I Agree ;) ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Sebastian Michaelis ehehehe ^-^
Eren was scared of levi
alex johnson no im not
Me: I have on of those too! * holds up a bible * you should take this!
''Baby looking at you, I might think I'm a titan shifter because you made me go large :^) ''
Lemme Jaeger my titan into your wall Maria
OMG, i laughed so hard
Heichou what have u done.....
XD this is amazing oh arminnnn
Blood is red,
Bruises are blue,
If you marry me,
I won't kill you 🔪😊💘
My love is pure,
My heart is gold,
But my heart beats for you +Captain Cleanfreak 💘💘💘💋💋💋💞💞💞💌💌💌
Levi's eyebrows are off fleek
I sense a serious how I met your mother barney vibe here xD
EAttfield omg same
"Eren:Roses are red voilets are blue İLL KİLL ALL OF THE TİTANS-
Levi:Roses are red violets are blue, please clean this room, and your mind too.
Mikasa:Roses are red violets are blue if you hurt eren ill murder you
Armin:Roses are red, violets are blue, am i really useless too?
Jean:Roses are red violets are blue All ladies love me, do you~?"
Neva Tekkan our blood is read the sky is blue ill kill all the titans but i am one too
viktor nikiforov you just stole that
2:33
Ok I'm in the middle of reading that and I took a break to watch this lol, Ryuk is upside down
Omfg I love these videos I'm screaming of laughter XD
DONT TRY IT ERIN DONT TRY IT!!
Dew Drol but he can't read...
Levi! Stop throwing all the lines everywhere! Pick up the lines!! Now!
..or i won't attack your titan..**yandere giggle** >;3
"No, better! Well... not better, but.."
I just want to say one thing....U R AMAZING
I didn't think there would be eren x Levi in this vid but wen he started the pick up lines and see eren I screamed of joy 😂😂😂👌👌😍😍
Oh dear lord. The video just begun and I’m scared.
"it's not your dick again is it?" why did I decide to watch this at my uncle's house again? I'm laughing too much
Petra pickup line: I'd like to slam against your wood ;)
Eren is reading death note?
Maybe it didn't work because he was at L's Death.... R. I. P Lawlie
U earned yourself a sub!!! :3
I thought that book was a bible at first and I was about to die!! 😂
Levi: " it's not your dick again is it"
Me and the aot fandom: yaaaaaaaas it happens yaaaaaaaas
XD love the video it's amazing good job 😊👍
What editing software was used to make this? Seriously, this is great.
Oml eren how did you get to volume 3 while reading it upside down XD
Wren: Oh arminnn
Me: Oh fuck noooo
I can breathe
help
3:42 OH NO ITS SPREADING
*SPOOKY SPOOKY*
Oh my, Erwin!!
I literally spit when I saw this!
Armin no! NOT MY BABY!
*sigh* why the fuck why why why * hits head on table*
yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeesssssss!!!!😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😄😄😄😄😍😄😄😄😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😄😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍*died*
bruh. dat ending tho
Levi don’t be fooled XD
Erwin's character 😂
I am sorry but i cannot tell if you are a dude or a girl either way you pull of a great levi
i have a weird facial expression i cant laugh. dont laugh... I CANT HELP IT
Erwins face on 0:49
0:35 Me: Pffffff Heu, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*OH ARMINNNN*
I love your videos! You do a great job :)
oh Levi, i would love to attack your titan (๑・ω-)～♥”
aGaiN
oh god, levi xD
Erwin wtf?!
Levi x Eren ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Oh fuckkkkkk
Lil cringey but its quite good😄
No levi no
I keep face palming 😂😂😂
I thought the "magic book of pick up lines" was the bible *^*
Zero the Killer
I did too cuz he needs Jesus
Oh god
But eren cant read XD
OnyxGoesMoo YEAH
Hey....isn't it hard to do it in person.....?
Love thissss
Isn't the "Pick-up line book" thing the bible...?
"OH ARMIN!!!!",wish he said mikasa (not eremika shipper) woulda been more funny.
again?
And the cycle continues xD
How match money have you spend on cosplays?😂😂
I need that book!
You are funny
i dont get it
LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
nooo it burns! it failed! XD
Is yo momma beaver cause damn! Is you dad a baker cause them some nice buns! Are you a thief cause you've stole my heart. Do you have a map cause Im getting lost in your eyes. I don't have a library card but can I heck you out? Do you have a sun burn or are you always this hot? Are you an orphanage because I wanna give you kids. Are you a magician because when I look at you everyone else disappears. Im not a photographer but I can picture me and you together. Are you a time traveler because I see you in my future. Are you a banana because I find you a peeling. Was that too far on the pick up lines?
buwaaaahahahahahaha .....oh man iam dieing .
Bwahahaha
Lol
Fail😂
LOLOLOLOL
omg XDLOL
okkkkkkkkkkkkkk
XD
Wtf am I watching. 😂
very dramatic...lol. dang
XDXD
OMFG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH