Levi: *Hey Eren, spell "me"* Eren: *"M" "E"* Levi: *You forgot the "D"* Eren: *There's no "D" in "me"* Levi: *Not yet* 😉 (This isn't my joke but I find it so funny lmao)
*Throws a poem into Levi's house* Levi: How did a scroll get in my house from a window? Poem: Roses are red Violets are blue You like Eren So you're gay
Blood is red, Bruises are blue, If you marry me, I won't kill you 🔪😊💘 My love is pure, My heart is gold, But my heart beats for you +Captain Cleanfreak 💘💘💘💋💋💋💞💞💞💌💌💌
"Eren:Roses are red voilets are blue İLL KİLL ALL OF THE TİTANS- Levi:Roses are red violets are blue, please clean this room, and your mind too. Mikasa:Roses are red violets are blue if you hurt eren ill murder you Armin:Roses are red, violets are blue, am i really useless too? Jean:Roses are red violets are blue All ladies love me, do you~?"
Is yo momma beaver cause damn! Is you dad a baker cause them some nice buns! Are you a thief cause you've stole my heart. Do you have a map cause Im getting lost in your eyes. I don't have a library card but can I heck you out? Do you have a sun burn or are you always this hot? Are you an orphanage because I wanna give you kids. Are you a magician because when I look at you everyone else disappears. Im not a photographer but I can picture me and you together. Are you a time traveler because I see you in my future. Are you a banana because I find you a peeling. Was that too far on the pick up lines?
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"my love for you is like diaria because I can't hold it in"
Nailed it Levi
"Eren my love your you is like........ Diarrhea,just hold it in." Jesus Christ
+Levi “Clean Freak” Heichou Oh, its you. XD Hi hi
Hello
captin levi wtf
Levi Heichou sorry but we still have tonight ready right
Levi Heichou oh my god heichou so u mean it to Eren?
Quote from Levi: Eren, you can fight my titan anyday #2016masterpickuplines XD
2:54 "Hey-y Eren M-my love for you is like... Diarrhea.. jsut hold it in." Me: BAHHAHAHA
*just
"it's like diarrhea, because I can't hold it in." Eren: *moves farther away*
FUCKING GOLD
*facepalms on erwin,eren and mike's name* *hears petra's name* THAT GIRL IS DEAD OH WAIT SHE IS ALREADY DEAD HA!
Erwin's makeup is on fleek
Levi: *Hey Eren, spell "me"*
Eren: *"M" "E"*
Levi: *You forgot the "D"*
Eren: *There's no "D" in "me"*
Levi: *Not yet* 😉
(This isn't my joke but I find it so funny lmao)
but Eren can't spell........
I was your 69th like...
erwin's eyebrows still on fleek.
MY BABY BROTHER IS NOW DANCING AROUND AND YELLING
"SPOOOKY SPOOOOOOKYYY" IM CRYINF
THANKS GUYS LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE OMG
DON'T CRY CRAFT
Roses are red, Violets are blue, to bad Marco was split into two
Levi Ackerman jean still fucks the other half
Of course he still does... We don't have Marco's corpse, Jean does.
Levi Ackerman well no shit
Joselynn Lee LoL😂😂😂
Knock Knock
Levi: Whos there
Are You
Levi: Are You Who?
Are You Gay Or European
Levi: I SWEAR IM GONNA KILL YOU
F*ck f*ck run run run run run
Hey eren, you can attack MY titan anydays.
-Levi Ackerman pick-up line master 2016.
Armin cute you need to shut up armin
Myy little Baby Armin
HOLY SHIT. THIS IS THE BEST. ERWIN, I LOVE YOU.
to me idc if Levi says that bad pick up line to me I WILL STILL LOVE HIM
Levi the "pick up line master."
He doesn’t need it 😉
Here is my poem
Our blood is red
The sky is blue
I'll kill all the titans
But I am one too
XD
Stacy Snownest just like me
Stacy Snownest ur not Eren
I love that
How can Eren read that book?
He cant read
Fennek fuck you with marcos half
The reason why he aint worthy.
That diarrhea is a typical poop joke from Levi.
Eren was scared of levi
alex johnson no im not
Levi's eyebrows are off fleek
2:33
Ok I'm in the middle of reading that and I took a break to watch this lol, Ryuk is upside down
my pick up line Ehem Roses are red violes are blue I'm bad at poems I want to go out with you
Levi's poem to Eren
Roses are red
Violets are blue
i am gay
and so are you
*Throws a poem into Levi's house*
Levi: How did a scroll get in my house from a window?
Poem: Roses are red
Violets are blue
You like Eren
So you're gay
Roses are red
Violets are blue
He is 4 Levi
Not 4 u
If by Chance
You Take his Place
He'll Take his fist
And Smash Your Face
WhereIsMyPie I Agree ;) ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Sebastian Michaelis ehehehe ^-^
OMG, i laughed so hard
Heichou what have u done.....
XD this is amazing oh arminnnn
Lemme Jaeger my titan into your wall Maria
Blood is red,
Bruises are blue,
If you marry me,
I won't kill you 🔪😊💘
My love is pure,
My heart is gold,
But my heart beats for you +Captain Cleanfreak 💘💘💘💋💋💋💞💞💞💌💌💌
Me: I have on of those too! * holds up a bible * you should take this!
''Baby looking at you, I might think I'm a titan shifter because you made me go large :^) ''
I sense a serious how I met your mother barney vibe here xD
EAttfield omg same
"Eren:Roses are red voilets are blue İLL KİLL ALL OF THE TİTANS-
Levi:Roses are red violets are blue, please clean this room, and your mind too.
Mikasa:Roses are red violets are blue if you hurt eren ill murder you
Armin:Roses are red, violets are blue, am i really useless too?
Jean:Roses are red violets are blue All ladies love me, do you~?"
Neva Tekkan our blood is read the sky is blue ill kill all the titans but i am one too
viktor nikiforov you just stole that
Oml eren how did you get to volume 3 while reading it upside down XD
I just want to say one thing....U R AMAZING
DONT TRY IT ERIN DONT TRY IT!!
Dew Drol but he can't read...
Oh dear lord. The video just begun and I’m scared.
U earned yourself a sub!!! :3
Omfg I love these videos I'm screaming of laughter XD
"No, better! Well... not better, but.."
Levi! Stop throwing all the lines everywhere! Pick up the lines!! Now!
..or i won't attack your titan..**yandere giggle** >;3
XD love the video it's amazing good job 😊👍
Oh my, Erwin!!
Eren is reading death note?
Maybe it didn't work because he was at L's Death.... R. I. P Lawlie
I didn't think there would be eren x Levi in this vid but wen he started the pick up lines and see eren I screamed of joy 😂😂😂👌👌😍😍
*SPOOKY SPOOKY*
Petra pickup line: I'd like to slam against your wood ;)
"it's not your dick again is it?" why did I decide to watch this at my uncle's house again? I'm laughing too much
I literally spit when I saw this!
I thought that book was a bible at first and I was about to die!! 😂
3:42 OH NO ITS SPREADING
Wren: Oh arminnn
Me: Oh fuck noooo
I can breathe
help
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Levi: " it's not your dick again is it"
Me and the aot fandom: yaaaaaaaas it happens yaaaaaaaas
yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeesssssss!!!!😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😄😄😄😄😍😄😄😄😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😄😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍*died*
Armin no! NOT MY BABY!
0:35 Me: Pffffff Heu, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*sigh* why the fuck why why why * hits head on table*
*OH ARMINNNN*
Oh fuckkkkkk
bruh. dat ending tho
Levi don’t be fooled XD
Erwins face on 0:49
Erwin's character 😂
oh god, levi xD
Hey....isn't it hard to do it in person.....?
I am sorry but i cannot tell if you are a dude or a girl either way you pull of a great levi
But eren cant read XD
OnyxGoesMoo YEAH
Levi x Eren ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
What editing software was used to make this? Seriously, this is great.
I love your videos! You do a great job :)
aGaiN
How match money have you spend on cosplays?😂😂
again?
i have a weird facial expression i cant laugh. dont laugh... I CANT HELP IT
Oh god
oh Levi, i would love to attack your titan (๑・ω-)～♥”
Lil cringey but its quite good😄
Erwin wtf?!
Isn't the "Pick-up line book" thing the bible...?
I thought the "magic book of pick up lines" was the bible *^*
Zero the Killer
I did too cuz he needs Jesus
Love thissss
No levi no
i dont get it
LMAO
"OH ARMIN!!!!",wish he said mikasa (not eremika shipper) woulda been more funny.
LOLOLOLOL
You are funny
Bwahahaha
omg XDLOL
I need that book!
Lol
Fail😂
okkkkkkkkkkkkkk
XD
Is yo momma beaver cause damn! Is you dad a baker cause them some nice buns! Are you a thief cause you've stole my heart. Do you have a map cause Im getting lost in your eyes. I don't have a library card but can I heck you out? Do you have a sun burn or are you always this hot? Are you an orphanage because I wanna give you kids. Are you a magician because when I look at you everyone else disappears. Im not a photographer but I can picture me and you together. Are you a time traveler because I see you in my future. Are you a banana because I find you a peeling. Was that too far on the pick up lines?
I keep face palming 😂😂😂
Wtf am I watching. 😂
And the cycle continues xD
XDXD
nooo it burns! it failed! XD
buwaaaahahahahahaha .....oh man iam dieing .
Ha! Gayyy
This was perfect 😂
OMFG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH