🔵 Scuffed Realtor Bullies You Live 🔵 (..but you need it) 🔵

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  • @hossbonaventure
    @hossbonaventure ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Nicky I’m an older MDE head. Been watching for like 10 years now. Please never stop these streams. Legitimately make my weeks much better. Little pop of color

    • @flar28
      @flar28 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Colour

    • @kozmikhero6749
      @kozmikhero6749 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@flar28 *color

    • @hexf3248
      @hexf3248 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@flar28 OI PURPLE BIRCKS BRUV

    • @retrobluemusic
      @retrobluemusic ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kozmikhero6749 colour

    • @unlisted9494
      @unlisted9494 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This shit is like a compass, life has so many bullshit magnetic fields but this one gets you back on the right track.

  • @基督教是光和道路
    @基督教是光和道路 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Im an even older MDE fan, ive been watching for 47 years and this show makes the sexual abuse and willing neglect of my nursing home staff more tolerable. I named my biggest bedsore after that young disabled gentleman, Jet. You did a goo job training him within his limited capacity bless his heart.

  • @neuxell
    @neuxell ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Hey Nick, im a 50 year old man
    please never stop streaming. Literally do not do anything other than streaming. Do not achieve anything further than streaming for me

    • @goobiiguy
      @goobiiguy ปีที่แล้ว +13

      50 year old saying literally like a blown out fraternity girl

    • @evil6564
      @evil6564 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@goobiiguy Ikr based red pills literally never use that word

    • @goobiiguy
      @goobiiguy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@evil6564 those 60 year olds are so demanding!!!!!

    • @Will-hc4xv
      @Will-hc4xv ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Little poppa colla

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goobiiguyit’s almost like that’s the exact word for that situation, instead when they do it with the definition of “figuratively”

  • @lemonlimeskull0007
    @lemonlimeskull0007 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    fuck i was drunk and passed out in the dumpster behind Taco Bell and missed this one, godamn it all.

  • @ryanlowe6753
    @ryanlowe6753 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Nick's wife being an abusive high school jock is the fuckin best

  • @fatrat137
    @fatrat137 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Personal opinion best show on TH-cam 🔥 good talk , great advice

  • @FilipLatochaRunning
    @FilipLatochaRunning ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Came for the houses, stayed for John Stupid's wisdom.

  • @555aboud
    @555aboud ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I was introduced to Sam from Ian's documentary and have been watching Sam's streams for quite a while. I thought Nick was a side character in Sam's universe, but now honestly I like Nick's humor and streams way more than Sam's.
    Keep up the streams. I really like listening to them.

    • @loudgaydollars923
      @loudgaydollars923 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      watch the old stuff g

    • @earthlyanodyne
      @earthlyanodyne ปีที่แล้ว

      newfag?

    • @legitstitch
      @legitstitch ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@loudgaydollars923 where should a person start? Love Nick on these streams but I've mainly focused on Sam's content since like 2018

    • @andrewandrew4970
      @andrewandrew4970 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@legitstitchIdeas Man
      Or that concert in Vegas

    • @Gchapel17
      @Gchapel17 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love Sam, but Nick was always closer to my sense of humor. Plus he’s into all the shit I am, I wish I was living his life selling antiques. I would suck a 15 yr old weimeriners dick for 50 minutes in front of my family and girlfriend at thanksgiving dinner to acquire chamonix.

  • @exw20
    @exw20 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    You better not be giving jethew any weed nick

  • @zambo6453
    @zambo6453 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Its crazy how healthy they look presumably just from working outside, getting fresh air and sun, and not working inside on scripts or editing or whatever

    • @goobiiguy
      @goobiiguy ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah the chain smoking helps with blood flow

  • @ZeUberflip
    @ZeUberflip ปีที่แล้ว +25

    God damn, John Stupid and Nick's abusive biker wife bit are so funny it's unbelievable, always leaves me in stitches.

    • @redacted444
      @redacted444 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seriously, my two favorite bits of his. I’ve literally started cry laughing

  • @rufio.5961
    @rufio.5961 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Jet has the munchies fr

  • @Saiub
    @Saiub ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm out food shopping / shoulder checking NPC'S listening to this masterpiece, love you guys PS bought a fish and named it JET NEPTUNE (your welcome)

    • @Mrcoconutgun
      @Mrcoconutgun ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What kind of fish? I have enjoy keeping fish.

    • @Saiub
      @Saiub ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mrcoconutgun Malawi Cichlid 👌🏻

    • @danielfenton1686
      @danielfenton1686 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro you shoulder check me why. Why do this.

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s the perfect fish name!!!!
      You could also call the tank area “Neptune jetty” since jetty means pier or isthmus

    • @hasancasperlabuschagne7579
      @hasancasperlabuschagne7579 ปีที่แล้ว

      Missed out on the chance to name it Wet Netpune.

  • @__-bz7wh
    @__-bz7wh ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Please make chat reads $50

    • @Gannoh
      @Gannoh ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Chat reads are fine as they are, honestly, but they'd probably be better off saving them until the end of the stream. Can really break up the flow of things

    • @barrythefonem
      @barrythefonem ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they have made it higher before and went back to 25 as an average. if it were any higher they probably wouldn't make over 3000 a stream like they say

    • @__-bz7wh
      @__-bz7wh ปีที่แล้ว

      @@barrythefonem they would be able to do many more house reviews which is the point of the stream and also earns them money.

    • @barrythefonem
      @barrythefonem ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@__-bz7wh but it doesn't make as much money. see what im saying?

  • @BigSchim
    @BigSchim ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I really hope I can talk to people like Nick when it comes time to buy and not screw up the knife twist monologue about what needs done and why I'm not paying that price.

  • @rubenfigueroa7046
    @rubenfigueroa7046 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When he was trying to show the back of the collab shirt LMFAO

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He went from showing his new collection with pride to Flaming violent rage within a second😂

  • @fogpumas
    @fogpumas ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hi Nick, I’m a 45 year old art school graduate loser with no money and no future. What do I do?

  • @leoap87
    @leoap87 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nick is the man.

  • @Ryo7_7
    @Ryo7_7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nick singing "fuck me dog!" while searching for a house online was one of the funniest things I've ever seen live 😂

  • @jedd4635
    @jedd4635 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I literally get on my hands and knees and pray at night that this stream series never ends. This shit genuinely helps me IRL in regards to designing my own place. Not to mention my old lady loves this show

  • @zess_t5952
    @zess_t5952 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Memphis suburbs are growing, but anything within the city should not be even considered. The growing crime is pushing people out of the urban areas. I would buy property on the outer edge of the burbs.

    • @jameshill8493
      @jameshill8493 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Went to Memphis a few months ago. Brunt out buildings and groups of 20 dudes hanging outside a gas station were common sights

  • @ComfyTV
    @ComfyTV ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So comfy with Jet, the absent leaved treeline behind them, and no Chris interrupting Nicks monologues to mention hot dog stands or to look at the screen with a 1000 p*rnhub bookmarks stare

  • @NeroAngelo616
    @NeroAngelo616 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    145 Carbondale Rd was incredible and totally worth seeimg Nick have the change of heart.

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Iowa, Louisiana sounds like a fake town in a movie....is that even a real town?
    "Yeah Im from uhhhh Texas, Florida..."

  • @jrs-one9609
    @jrs-one9609 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I absolutely love the rage nick had earlier in the stream when his the site wasn’t working

  • @magfromrags2873
    @magfromrags2873 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Johns moms' name being Dame Martha Stoopid would be great

    • @gm-bh5tg
      @gm-bh5tg ปีที่แล้ว

      Or Irma

  • @magfromrags2873
    @magfromrags2873 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    5$ house 50$ chat read lol

  • @ryans.6975
    @ryans.6975 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nick saying the gmc Sonoma was a good truck was all the validation I needed for daily driving the truck I bought when I was 14. $3,400 and 14 years later I fucking love this thing

  • @codycaron2477
    @codycaron2477 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a carpenter it's hilarious hearing nick say windows aren't a easy thing.

  • @dragonjohn34
    @dragonjohn34 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nick's website is my new favvourite website, when i get rich I'm buying everything.

  • @masonseymour2455
    @masonseymour2455 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Needs way fewer chat reads

    • @joelspalmer
      @joelspalmer ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Agreed. Love the streams but there are way too many interruptions. Nothing sucks more than when nick’s on a roll with John Stupid and Jet has to cut him off for reads. I get it though. It shows a lot of respect to their viewers.

    • @MrSh4des
      @MrSh4des ปีที่แล้ว +93

      He's gotta feed his daughta

    • @twentysix1230
      @twentysix1230 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      HE’S TRYNA FEED HIS DAUGHTA
      but I could bet Nick is starting feel it even though he’s amazing with bouncing around so much
      Jet could then focus on the most important chat topics and the pods main itinerary

    • @PennyORadical
      @PennyORadical ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would straight up double both prices.

    • @katier2860
      @katier2860 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Keep the house prices the same we actually get something out of them and it’s the whole point of the stream. Double chats

  • @Rocksaplenty
    @Rocksaplenty ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i really want yall to succeed

  • @VoodooToad
    @VoodooToad ปีที่แล้ว +2

    man I still havent finished the last one.. you boys are doing gods work.

  • @maxmotors9497
    @maxmotors9497 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nick astounded me with that salamander callout. He nailed it, and that thing is like 5 grand or more

  • @heathmcrigsby
    @heathmcrigsby ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think it's time to outlaw HOAs.

  • @mason702
    @mason702 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The amount of people asking about popcorn ceilings is insane

  • @sbot8158
    @sbot8158 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Should read comments like every hour or at the half point and the end. It being in the middle is too much. Have big tips be able to interrupt but only then.

    • @bansai7260
      @bansai7260 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Half the gold is from spontaneous chat reads tho

  • @Mrtrollgood
    @Mrtrollgood ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great video. Question is, when is this being put on the gumroad?

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe they update it every month

  • @JohnJohnson-yl9of
    @JohnJohnson-yl9of 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the funniest scuffed realtor stream 😂 I’ve seen like all of them but I replay this one

  • @bigbelix
    @bigbelix ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just copped both shirts and i will never be a severe beast

  • @soicybunny
    @soicybunny 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:49:45 girls, 3D printing and additive manufacturing. we build urethane molds and assemble models for biomedical companies like medtronic. its a small shop and has five girls in it lmao out of 10 employees and its all rapid prototyping. plenty of room in the additive world and especially around CAD work if she has any experience. you can charge out the ass for designing alone

  • @realBarronTrump
    @realBarronTrump ปีที่แล้ว +5

    stuttering dotta, i care deeply for this character.

  • @james_money
    @james_money ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:25:00 - Shyne - That's Gangsta
    "I got a question, as serious as cancer
    Where da fuckin' safe at? Somebody better answer"

  • @Tomcatx39
    @Tomcatx39 ปีที่แล้ว

    Live in Vegas driven past that underground house for years.

  • @smileygladhands
    @smileygladhands ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish I'd bought some Bitcoin when it was $15k back in December, and Ethereum when it dropped to $850... They are now $30k and $2.1k respectively. Ugh...

  • @manhogbear1086
    @manhogbear1086 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    is that painting in the bg from john podesta's house?

  • @Pebbs800
    @Pebbs800 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    where the hell is the tuesday stream replay?

    • @jackiprod.4810
      @jackiprod.4810 ปีที่แล้ว

      fax i’m ab to start feening

    • @PatSTom
      @PatSTom ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This.. im about to start revolting and lighting houses on fire!!

    • @PatSTom
      @PatSTom ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@antilocust he's living in a garage for the next 6 weeks while filming fishtank, and his replacement puts the videos to private once the stream ends, because he think that makes them members only, but all it does is hide the stream from members, so i guess next show i will be abel to to watch is in June...

  • @eternalux6343
    @eternalux6343 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jet jet jet it up for a jet a rootin good time

  • @rcamacho364
    @rcamacho364 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw forgiato wheels on a base ram 1500.
    Like seeing a wal mart employee with Levi's and Luis Vuitton dress shoes for work.

  • @Sinekyre14
    @Sinekyre14 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a European, American houses look insane. They are a mix of all kinds of styles, but the tile and floor choices are made by a cheap indian guy who has never seen a house before. The roofs and layout are crazy.

  • @Liquid_Mike
    @Liquid_Mike ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone blowing their head off with a crossbow?!?
    Nick has a million and one hilarious ideas, just taking the shit he blurts out and recreating it would change sketch comedy forever.
    No cap 🚫🧢

  • @goobiiguy
    @goobiiguy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How’s Jet still hitting vapes with Sam as his “mentor”

    • @buckfizzard291
      @buckfizzard291 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No kidding

    • @Liquid_Mike
      @Liquid_Mike ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jet clearly has a strong constitution

  • @Soppybobs
    @Soppybobs ปีที่แล้ว

    True detective season 1 SLAPS

  • @MrSh4des
    @MrSh4des ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sugoi!

  • @JayInDecent
    @JayInDecent ปีที่แล้ว

    Ballground is my favorite part too

  • @talcooper7606
    @talcooper7606 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would like what jet is smoking for 800 silver, even 50 silver aint happening

  • @guapstalker
    @guapstalker ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my advice for anyone looking to buy a house rn is xrp ripple anabolic federal reserve honda crv eggpilled

  • @tylerwyler
    @tylerwyler ปีที่แล้ว

    23:00 the bar restaurant bit XD

    • @tylerwyler
      @tylerwyler ปีที่แล้ว

      1:49:58 as well lmao

  • @baalgaang1925
    @baalgaang1925 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I fell asleep listening to this and I’m my dream a girl I know walked into the room while I was dual wielding pistols. She said “if I was gonna do that I would do exposed aggregate and maybe some green tinted concrete” I said “NO WAY THATS WHAT NICK WOULD DO!”

  • @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis
    @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If it’s in the 80’s in New England, why is nick wearing long sleeves and black?

  • @sneakking4555
    @sneakking4555 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tywin Lannister so badass in Last Action Hero

  • @Voidesth
    @Voidesth ปีที่แล้ว

    I'll never understand jet being uncomfortable and incompatible with Nick but I do like Chris he blends nice

  • @KayRiles
    @KayRiles ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where did yesterday's stream go?

  • @nosferatu2
    @nosferatu2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jet talks like he’s got a mouth full of jolly ranchers

  • @MrFrankenbarry
    @MrFrankenbarry ปีที่แล้ว +2

    30, 40, 30, 30; What do the numbers mean?

  • @NoClearly
    @NoClearly ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What did Nick say to the Puerto Rican guy? I don’t know Spanish

  • @chiggyjiggy7019
    @chiggyjiggy7019 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey I drive a paver . I literally make road's , I might just grab a shirt.

  • @lindboknifeandtool
    @lindboknifeandtool ปีที่แล้ว

    21:22
    Psyop patch like I’m MK ultra

  • @tonysopranope4268
    @tonysopranope4268 ปีที่แล้ว

    two reviews and sixty super chat questions, should toggle chats and take more addresses

  • @blackedelweiss601
    @blackedelweiss601 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Japanese bit had me fucking dying.

  • @shortybla
    @shortybla ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jet giving financial "advice" is some of the cringiest shit on YT

  • @raydamoiseau
    @raydamoiseau ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi JAPANICK

  • @Jon--Jones
    @Jon--Jones ปีที่แล้ว

    When he takes the hat off he turns into Louie C K

  • @patrickflynn95
    @patrickflynn95 ปีที่แล้ว

    nick laying into the pig was dope

  • @peterjonston5905
    @peterjonston5905 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Listen to Duh Heads BABAY!!!

  • @whatsup89100
    @whatsup89100 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    did he review a craftsman mansion in maine? i sent it into the stream, but i dont think he reviewed it

    • @PatSTom
      @PatSTom ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did it.. first hour i belive

  • @Liquid_Mike
    @Liquid_Mike ปีที่แล้ว

    *OBVIOUSLY* you're gonna eat the snot

  • @lilalance
    @lilalance ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks nick!

  • @damondriver6363
    @damondriver6363 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, i be seeing dollar signs and my savior Jesus Christ if that happened me and i survived 😂🤑✝️

  • @xyfnn
    @xyfnn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    30 40 30 50 30

  • @deleteduser121
    @deleteduser121 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love Jets shirt

  • @coreybair4164
    @coreybair4164 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why aren’t the newer streams on the Gumroad?

  • @maxmotors9497
    @maxmotors9497 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best shit on TH-cam.🎉❤

  • @mrdistraught8447
    @mrdistraught8447 ปีที่แล้ว

    HEY!!! I have a new Avalon.....Im not old.....LOL

  • @BTCNSDAP
    @BTCNSDAP ปีที่แล้ว +1

    $800 an ounce lmfao

  • @ahernez174
    @ahernez174 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    fuckin nick with the team sesh shout out, that's so sick

  • @splatjet
    @splatjet ปีที่แล้ว +2

    NICKS HEAD IS SHINY ASF!!! GYATTT

  • @theramblingsofastoner_9876
    @theramblingsofastoner_9876 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is Fishtank going to be free or does it require a membership?

  • @jordanroberson5568
    @jordanroberson5568 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sup from NH, it was hot as FUCK yesterday

  • @gusamon6488
    @gusamon6488 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love kids❤️😂

  • @goobiiguy
    @goobiiguy ปีที่แล้ว

    Nicks eyebrows are very exaggerative!

  • @Kehmicle
    @Kehmicle ปีที่แล้ว

    this mans still talking like hes on gumroad

  • @MiracleFruitClock
    @MiracleFruitClock 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    jets hair pisses me off in this episode

  • @AMP60
    @AMP60 ปีที่แล้ว

    damn it damiel no n bombs

  • @martingarricks6209
    @martingarricks6209 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    46:59

  • @4thOfJulyMamasApplePie
    @4thOfJulyMamasApplePie ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nick about to buy the top at peak rates. God have mercy

    • @nickc3856
      @nickc3856 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      people been saying it's the top of the market for a decade now and prices keep going up in the south and northeast

    • @__-bz7wh
      @__-bz7wh ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickc3856 prices have been going slowly down for over a year now everywhere except major cities

    • @nickc3856
      @nickc3856 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@__-bz7wh prices still rising in many rural areas and small cities in the south and northeast. Plus I'm in a major metro (Orlando), bought my place for $360k in Jan of last year before rates went up thinking I was buying at the top of the market but now homes in my neighborhood are trading for $410k-$425k.

    • @4thOfJulyMamasApplePie
      @4thOfJulyMamasApplePie ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickc3856 but as soon as YOU SPECIFICALLY buy.. real estate implosion. Calling it now.

    • @4thOfJulyMamasApplePie
      @4thOfJulyMamasApplePie ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickc3856 I’m just fucking around. I’m in an almost identical boat to you. Bought just under 400k before rates went up last year

  • @DoofusDiqqus
    @DoofusDiqqus ปีที่แล้ว

    i dont have homosexual intercourse

  • @visalaakso
    @visalaakso 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    300000sub !!! 😮kick butt😊

  • @shibe2042
    @shibe2042 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    not the dogshit tattoos😭

  • @Tarnhelm360
    @Tarnhelm360 ปีที่แล้ว

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