That part confused me though cause it is also called microwave in german... (Mikrowelle) Not hot pocket machine 😅😅 (Heiße tasche maschine) it sounds wrong in german 😅😅. Here they name things weirdly already why make up stuff. Just get the bacon out from the cooling-cupboard next time (Kühl-schrank = Frige) also it is just one word but so you know what means what.
@@charlenefaye Falsch lmao, hot pockets are like a microwave snack like a pizza in a little pocket, and they're called well hot pockets. So for fun he didn't call it a microwave but a hot pocket machine because America
@@Harzberg Ha, about 7-8 years ago I was a graduate student at a conference with some other graduate students. During lunch, we were talking about something in the news. I think it was CRISPR gene editting . A colleague of mine said something like, "I'm not sure who said this, but just because we can, doesn't mean we should" with a sort of air of profound enlightenment. Of course, I thought it was a total cop out so I mmediately pointed out. "Yes, I believe that's a quote from Jurassic Park" and made the whole table laugh.
@@covariance5446 Another funny quote moment: “Do you think, god stays in heaven, because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?” Is a Spy Kids quote.
A little guide for the people who microwave bacon. 1. Put the bacon in the microwave 2. Unplug the microwave 3. Take the microwave and go to a place that is at least 20 meters above ground level 4. Throw the microwave from your chosen height to ground level 5. Say to yourself, "This was a better choice than making bacon in a microwave," 6. You are now a better person Thanks for reading this guide, microwaved bacon enjoyers. - This guide was brought to you by sane people.
A little guide for the people who have an issue with microwave bacon. 1. Remember that some people do not have a living situation where they have access to a stove or oven. 2. Be grateful that you have one.
My grandmother legitimately tried to sell my friends her old microwave and her selling point was "You can cook a whole chicken in it!" And my response was, "Why on earth would anyone use a microwave to cook a chicken?"
This was how my mother cooked bacon, it was fun seeing my childhood torment come to life in a TH-cam short. If I ever need living proof of how claiming to be of German descent =/= being German, I just point to her
@@MoxxiLeione I appreciate the further detail, although I understood that part. I guess my question would be better phrased as "What's a 'thousand dollar + shirt'"? Does + mean "t"? I guess it means an "over-thousand dollar shirt". Is his shirt even remotely that expensive?
People just do it wrong. You gotta use a big plate with two paper towels connect on the bottom, another two connected paper towels, for the time you put a minute for ever piece of bacon, but once you get to 4 or higher you put 45 sec per piece. Then you pit another two connect pieces of paper towels. Ps I only do this with cheap bacon, regular bacon NOT FROZEN, I’m not a monster. 😁
The despair in his face. The tears rolling down his eyes. The thousand mile stare he gave him as he enjoyed hot pocket bacon..... Reminded him of the war.
@@supraguy4694 oh safetywise it's completely fine. But in terms of texture and hydration, the microwave would ruin it. I wouldn't know firsthand, since I'm a vegetarian, but I have respect for the artistry that goes into preparing good meat. And the microwave is not the way to do it.
The poor man believed in the existence of nice, crispy American bacon, but was betrayed by his friend with a serving of floppy microwaved pig fat strips. If I were him, my spirit would be broken too.
"You are too preoccupied with whether you can that you didn't stop to consider if you should." *My entire life in one sentence.* Edit: I forgot about this and came back to a movie war okay then
Also the thought of being in a zombie apocalypse where everyone you know is dying or dead, but putting bacon in the microwave is what makes you think "....God, life is not worth living"
It actually works better than you might expect, though if you understand how a microwave works, and why it is sometimes problematic, cooking bacon in one actually makes a lot of sense. Microwaves are absorbed more readily by water and lipids, and not very well by protein. This is the primary reason why a lot of foods such as lean meat and starches don't cook well in one. Secondly, because the heat is in the form of directed energy and not a heated surface and air, this can mean that on a microscopic scale, ridges of the food will burn, and valleys will not be heated at all. This gives food the characteristic burned yet undercooked flavor. Bacon is basically the perfect meat that counters both. It's loaded with fat that can easily be cooked, and even better, the fat melts and covers the bacon. This protects it and ensures even heating. This means it will cook faster and more evenly than if you cook it on a stove.
I grew up eating microwaved bacon. As an adult I cook it in a frying pan so I can save the grease for cooking other things. The bacon itself tastes the same no matter how you cook it.
I love these little skits so much, theyre such good actors. Id praise the look of absolute disappointment/disgust the german pulled off, but I have a hunch that its genuine
@felice💕 i feel like this is a hit and die situation(Not try'na sound weird but it actually does-) And now we have, flight or flight response by Danny Gonzalez.
@@blank-3403 Personally I prefer the Panzerkampfwagen II Ausf.a with it's 44km/h speed and it's 2 cm Kampfwagenkanone.30 L/55 auto-cannon with an additional 7.92 mm Coaxial MG34 machine gun. But to each their own
My exact response when I watched someone microwave scrambled eggs. Just because it cooks it doesn’t mean you should. Microwave bacon and eggs is not breakfast it is a tragedy.
If you like crispy bacon, nuked bacon on the special bacon trays is the absolute best, and also far healthier. If you don't like crispy? Nuke it less.. But microwaving it renders the fat FAR better because the fat has more water so it cooks quicker. Don't believe me? Experiment a bit instead of just focusing on one time
P.S. Germans don't break so easily.. just look at their success of getting their conscripts to run concentration camps. 😂 Seriously, though.. I'm mostly German, and just look at the history of Germans that moved here far before ww2 and far before ww1. They went through very harsh conditions just to get here in the 1800s, and then through absolute hell to go west, just because they heard a RUMOR that there was freedom here. Now Germany is considered a great country.. but they're still super strict and even harsh on their own people. Are we going to forget about what the people who rule the country have done this easily and this quickly just because they've behaved somewhat in the last 30 years?? Keep in mind, I'M GERMAN. My family just came here in the 1800s because they were sick of what GERMANY was doing to their own people. They used to whip the dead corpses of people who drowned for being stupid enough to try to swim in the first place.
Honestly this is how I feel every time my family makes "bacon" in the microwave. It's literally not that much effort to fry it, but oh no let's ruin the plastic plates and perfectly good bacon all in one go
"Not that much effort" well let's compare Take bacon out, place on plate, place in microwave, enjoy.. maybe 1-2 minutes of time Vs Take bacon out, oil skillet, heat skillet, place bacon on skillet, avoid flying grease, flip bacon, avoid more flying grease, take skillet of heating source, take bacon off skillet and move to plate...about 8-10 minutes No its pretty clear there's a lot more effort and time on the old school style of making bacon
@@andrewcook2625 wait you add oil? Bacon is fatty enough that it doesn't need it, at least in my experience. Are you getting the el cheapo bacon that's half water, half bacon? Also please, if your frying pan is spitting at you, turn the heat down
@@andrewcook2625 if 10 minutes of cooking is effort for you then you deffo don't/shouldn't cook. It's not old school. It's how you cook. P.s no need to oil the pan. Bacon fat renders and cooks itself
@@LucidLiuxx nah, im a Swede. I'm 47. I actually never thought about microwaving bacon. We didn't have a micro when I grew up. So I actually tried it, 4 minutes 50 seconds is perfect in my Kenwood crappy oven. I might have been a bit over the top cliche about it changing my life though, in hindsight, cause the inside of the microwave gets all greasy. Still a great hack.
My mom bought me this maker specifically for bacon in the microwave and yeah, it is good, but I think I prefer pan bacon. Sometimes I do like softer, non-crispy bacon though, so microwave bacon would be great for that.
The fear and disappointment in his eyes is the most genuine and visceral reaction I have ever seen out of man. That is the face of a man loosing his soul.
It doesn't come out soggy lol also your supposed to put multiple paper towels under it to soak up the grease lol I used to travel a lot for work, this was the only way I could make bacon at the hotels and it's literally just crispy bacon
@@tabasco1992 discounted or in a situation where ur not able to make it I understand but I have friends that are just pure lazy and if I see one of them doing this in their house imma smack them
true ... im german and i knew that microwaving bacon is a thing but honestly its worth the little effort to cook it properly it just tastes so much better if u do
I'm not kidding, that is one of the most convincing face of a broken man
😢
Yeah, holy Jesús
Plot twist: It was real pain
Ima comment just to put more reply
@@LostTerminalVideos no I'm with you that was straight up true pain
That ain’t acting, that’s his genuine reaction.
My genuine reaction when:
@@makadenmitchell2909you find out your gf has been sleeping with your mother.
@@toogafishiThat's craaaaazy 😢
@@toogafishi ...
I can confirm this. As an European I had exactly the same reaction and I'm not an actor at all.
The look of absolute disappointment really gives you an insight on how heartbroken he is
I loved the look at the end
I was too
Man I am heartbroken
That’s how I feel whenever I see Americans with their overcooked streaky bacon, where is the back bacon guys you need to use the whole rasher.
It's like boiling hot dogs. Sure, they're technically cooked, but you're a monster for doing it.
I like how the german dude called the microwave a "hot pocket machine" 😂
Like your talk out your dong hole
"You are too preoccupied about if you can and didn't stop to consider if you should." This is the best response to many things people do.
Fr
I need an opportunity in my life where i can use this line ! Its too awesome not to use !
@@myselfthethird3393 agreed, I hope I have one after about an hour
It's a Jurassic Park reference, for those unaware :P
It’s from Jurassic park
The pain on his face was not acting.
he should've put a paper towel on it before
Not acting is the best kind of acting
The tears on the other hand were made with fat from the microwaved bacon.
why, it literally turns out better in the microwave
"The hot pocket machine" brilliant 🤣
How do you not have any replies? You're like, the most famous Zelda-tuber.
@@commandercorl1544 Ikr, I'm shocked, too.
@@commandercorl1544 Videogamedunkey is the most famous Zelda TH-camr 😉
Yes
This is a pleasant surprise I did not expect to see today
The sad face at the end reminds me of the famous "Crying Indian" ad from the 70s. Germans are serious about their pork haha.
Fun fact, the Indian was actually Sicilian.
So serious about it that they even eats it raw :P
@@stoffni You aren't talking shit about Mettbrötchen, are you?
Fun fact: he was actually a Sicilian Italian.
@@stoffniour food regulations are Like one million times tougher than urs thats why we Can eat raw pork
*"WHY ARE YOU PUTTING IT IN THE HOT POCKET MACHINE"*
please this man is too good 😂
That’s pretty much what any self-respecting chef sees a microwave as
That part confused me though cause it is also called microwave in german... (Mikrowelle) Not hot pocket machine 😅😅 (Heiße tasche maschine) it sounds wrong in german 😅😅. Here they name things weirdly already why make up stuff. Just get the bacon out from the cooling-cupboard next time (Kühl-schrank = Frige) also it is just one word but so you know what means what.
@@charlenefaye Falsch lmao, hot pockets are like a microwave snack like a pizza in a little pocket, and they're called well hot pockets. So for fun he didn't call it a microwave but a hot pocket machine because America
Who the hell puts bacon in the wavy wave
@Freddia 269 you are cringe if you think ”please” is cringe
That uninterrupted shot of just his horrified face was pure cinema right there
I think that was less horrified and more devastated.
mmmmmmm
@@AlexBabbagebroken is the word you are looking for. That's a broken man
"You are too preoccupied with whether you can and did not stop to consider whether you should". Damn those are words to live by
Could be wrong, but isn't this a Jurassic Park reference?
@@Harzberg Ha, about 7-8 years ago I was a graduate student at a conference with some other graduate students.
During lunch, we were talking about something in the news. I think it was CRISPR gene editting . A colleague of mine said something like, "I'm not sure who said this, but just because we can, doesn't mean we should" with a sort of air of profound enlightenment.
Of course, I thought it was a total cop out so I mmediately pointed out.
"Yes, I believe that's a quote from Jurassic Park" and made the whole table laugh.
It’s from Jurassic park lol
@@covariance5446 Another funny quote moment:
“Do you think, god stays in heaven, because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?”
Is a Spy Kids quote.
@@Harzberg It is.
A little guide for the people who microwave bacon.
1. Put the bacon in the microwave
2. Unplug the microwave
3. Take the microwave and go to a place that is at least 20 meters above ground level
4. Throw the microwave from your chosen height to ground level
5. Say to yourself, "This was a better choice than making bacon in a microwave,"
6. You are now a better person
Thanks for reading this guide, microwaved bacon enjoyers.
- This guide was brought to you by sane people.
Great guide I now have a clear mind and am a better man
I have a shorter guide
1. Put bacon in microwave
2. Go directly to jail
A little guide for the people who have an issue with microwave bacon.
1. Remember that some people do not have a living situation where they have access to a stove or oven.
2. Be grateful that you have one.
Good Guide but bruh, why would one Put Bacon INSIDE the microwave before He gets rid of it? Thats a waste of perfectly fine Bacon 😢
Dude, why would you waste perfectly good bacon? I agree with your other points though.
His face with utter depression and devastation is like "He massacred my poor boys"
F for the bacons 😞
Who can say where the road goes... Or the bacon strips... On the plate
F in the chat for the bacon
Cure for depression 🤣👀th-cam.com/video/91dqHGubbUM/w-d-xo.html
My grandmother legitimately tried to sell my friends her old microwave and her selling point was "You can cook a whole chicken in it!" And my response was, "Why on earth would anyone use a microwave to cook a chicken?"
Idk is this US custom to cook or bake food in a microwave instead of using oven or a pan 😂😂😂
The pain in his eyes seeing the bacon being cooked that way was the equivalent of mine
Same here
Yes same. 😫
I feel your pain
Also iv never heard of anyone microwaving bacon before now
Me every time my dad does this
I like how he just ate the bacon by itself and forgot that he was making a BLT
It was never about the lt
We've all done it at some point with bacon related dishes tbh
@@loudninja557 it's true 🤣
Lolll
You have clearly never cooked before
You eat a bit of everything (safe) as you go
Hot pocket machine got me dead
As an Englishman I’m crying with the German on this one.
im scottish. i cry with you.
who fucking microwaves bacon? frying it is what makes it *good*
I'm Welsh, I cry with you both
Frying it in its own fat is literally what makes it taste good
@@Demented_Rubiks_Cube britain gather round. we're crying over this fucking travesty
@@anotherguy687does it not get fried when leaving it in the microwave
im turkish and i've never seen a non-halal product in my life, but i will still cry with you guys
microwaving that looks disgusting
“You are too preoccupied with whether you can and didn’t stop to consider if you should.”
- The German
Ian Malcom*
Well if anyone would know...
@@throwback19841 then it's probably that one Austrian guy that everyone says is German
*one* Austrian guy? Cries in dead ancestors
This was how my mother cooked bacon, it was fun seeing my childhood torment come to life in a TH-cam short. If I ever need living proof of how claiming to be of German descent =/= being German, I just point to her
This makes me cry just watching him drop the soggy microwave bacon in his mouth
I prefer soft bacon don't judge me
@@drakefruit We’re still judging you regardless
They even had a cast iron ready o.O
Its an absolute food crime
Cure for depression 🤣👀th-cam.com/video/91dqHGubbUM/w-d-xo.html
Casually cooking bacon in the microwave next to Cinnamon Toast Crunch while wearing a thousand dollar + shirt.
What's a "thousand dollar"?
@@Catalysten$1,000 (some verbally say a thousand to signify a single, 1, thousand, 000)
@@MoxxiLeione I appreciate the further detail, although I understood that part. I guess my question would be better phrased as "What's a 'thousand dollar + shirt'"? Does + mean "t"?
I guess it means an "over-thousand dollar shirt". Is his shirt even remotely that expensive?
@Catalysten doubt so, some people get the idea that all online creators live lavishly, which couldn't be further from the truth.
“You’re too preoccupied with whether you can and didn’t stop to consider if you should” had me in tears 💀
Indeed the famous quote in Jurassic Park said by Dr. Malcolm, who was played by famous actor Jeff Goldblum.
@@deathfromabove4268calm down jurassicpedia
@@deathfromabove4268I was wondering whether anyone else would get the reference.
God i love that quote
Someone should've probably told that to Cave Johnson
“You are too preoccupied with whether you can, and didn’t stop to consider whether you should”
I lost it ☠️
If you’re interested, I do MARVEL and Star Wars Breakdowns (if you’re not interested, just ignore this and have a great day:)
me @ humanity
and me bc me also hooman
*could xDDDDD He failed the Jurassic Park reference
Weird thing to say coming from a German
@@picturebreakdown so you chose death? F your marvel lol
That’s the most emotional a german can ever get.
You can spill someones Bier...
Except hitters face when he gassed the Jews-
Same face of a German soldier departing from stalingrad to Moscow in 1943
@@relaxoirl5920now hold your horses there that's too much 😂
DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL! says otherwise
"Now i understand why u do it grandpa... " - sad german.
As a former chef, I felt those tears.
Me too. To be honest I didn't even know ppl microwaved bacon (or well I just literally would never think of something so horrendous) this is abysmal
Me too, me too...😢
People just do it wrong. You gotta use a big plate with two paper towels connect on the bottom, another two connected paper towels, for the time you put a minute for ever piece of bacon, but once you get to 4 or higher you put 45 sec per piece. Then you pit another two connect pieces of paper towels. Ps I only do this with cheap bacon, regular bacon NOT FROZEN, I’m not a monster. 😁
@@noahhopkins9309 blasphemy...
@@nataliewood8930 nah, it gets it just crispy enough it not be soggy, but not too done so it still has the flavor. Try it, but use cheap bacon
i've seen award-winning actors convey utter despair less effectively
He ain't acting
I HAVE ABANDONED MY CHILD!!
I HAVE ABANDONED MY CHILD!!
- a Oscar winning actor
@@orignalmojang8765I AMMM A SURGEON
they actually microwaved the bacon, those are real emotions
Pc user :P
Even as a non German I feel the German mans pain...
I have friends who put Hamburger in the microwave for taco meat... As a cook. I'm broken knowing what people do for a quick bite
Murica always like that, ruining other country dish or their tradition... 🙄
@@aryowincaster2775 screw em, America invented the BLT boyo
@@murkyturkey5238 and who invented the sandwich?
Even as an American, I am truly disturbed.
He didn't know the struggle of having no oven to make your bacon
"I'm making a BLT."
*Proceeds to eat the bacon straight out of the microwave*
Bacon, Lard and Terrible health decisions
Thin cut bacon is an abomination.
Hold the L and T, and also the other B, on second thought.
@@Irreverent_Radiation
There is nothing unhealthy in bacon...
... is that not how you eat bacon...?
/s
“I am making a BLT!”
Eats all the bacon
“I am making an LT!”
Hate it when my sandwich turns into a military officer once I eat all my bacon prematurely. Smh
The way he made the bacon, he can have it all.
@@acrispywaffleiron4014 damn you mad zesty Zesty 😉
@@acrispywaffleiron4014 Lieutenant Sandwich, his subordinate Private Affairs and his superior, General Knowledge
So you are making a xbox controller piece
“You are too preoccupied with wether you can, to stop and consider if you should”
Wonderful quote which I will be using everywhere now.
Italians agree
Ian Malcom from Jurassic Park
And also has been used before
The implication is that this is the first time you've seen the quote and I think that's wonderful
You are too preoccupied with wether you can but you didn't stop to consider if you should
He was blown away by the efficiency
The despair in his face. The tears rolling down his eyes. The thousand mile stare he gave him as he enjoyed hot pocket bacon.....
Reminded him of the war.
His brains: time for world war 3!!!
@@heliosjollywolf9552 WAIT, NO-
Cue Barber's Adagio for Strings.
Ooookkkkk, time to invade the Ardennes again.......
@@Unoriginal_SpamtonFan its too late, these monsters who ruin the bacon must be eliminated
The distress on that man's face was contagious.
@felice💕 No! Pls stop dragging me away from my bacon Pls!
as a german, i can tell you there is a reason for that face 🥲
It's the German equivalent of Italians having to watch someone eat spaghetti and ketchup.
Wtf is ketchup.
@@PondsideKraken how do you not know?
@@PondsideKrakenit’s worse tomato sauce
Also this is a crime, even to non itslians
@@PondsideKraken ???
‘You are too preoccupied with whether you can, you didn’t stop to think if you should’. I’m defo using that from now on
It's from Jurassic Park.
@@VforVendettasBut fancier!
This is the first time I've seen microwave bacon and I wish I didnt
Same
@@dasboots3272 ofc it's better
You didn't, this is a nightmare, it never happened.
Wake up.
Yeah I don't like this at all
@@dasboots3272 oven bacon is best
Those tears were real. That is the face of a broken man.
I didn't even know you could microwave RAW bacon! It seems... unsafe
@@supraguy4694 oh safetywise it's completely fine. But in terms of texture and hydration, the microwave would ruin it.
I wouldn't know firsthand, since I'm a vegetarian, but I have respect for the artistry that goes into preparing good meat. And the microwave is not the way to do it.
The poor man believed in the existence of nice, crispy American bacon, but was betrayed by his friend with a serving of floppy microwaved pig fat strips.
If I were him, my spirit would be broken too.
"You are too preoccupied with whether you can that you didn't stop to consider if you should."
*My entire life in one sentence.*
Edit: I forgot about this and came back to a movie war okay then
Lmao
Lol
That's actually a Jurassic park quote
@@duoandaone3223 Pretty sure everyone is aware of that already
That's deep
His German accent and speech methods makes it so much better ngl
“Why are you putting it in the hot pocket machine” that had me dying
The disappointmeny in his is amazing
-ze
💀
Because in Germany, we all call it like that, normally "Mikrowelle" but more formal is "hot pocket machine"
His face when hr pulled it out had me wheezing.
Ok, but why did I find him saying "I will help" so profoundly adorable? Maybe my brain isn't right at 5am...
No no, you’re onto something.
Because there is something inherently adorable about somebody willing to help the moment you mention anything slightly interesting without incentive.
Yea, it's 1AM for me and I'm about to go full on mental breakdown mode, I'm not sure if I'm already having a mental breakdown rn or..
You’re right
@@veracaide1373 yeah they're going somewhere with that
I'm calling my microwave a Hot Pocket machine from now on
To many yrs in sht food service its chef mac lol
Shhhh we cant let the people know
I thought the same thing... lol 😂
Whats a hot pocket
@@qaterdargon4041 it is like a closed bread with pizza as filling lol
those are the real tears of a broken man
“You we’re too pre occupied on if you can and didn’t stop to consider if you should” I will now use this line in my life
Bilat
The line is from Jurassic Park.
It is a famous line
it's famous and not uncommonly used in its many variations. just so u know.
jurassic park
From now I'm calling a microwave the "hot pocket machine"
same
No no no it has to be with a German accent
Indeed
in european house its called the pop corn machine
Lol, even the German admits hot pockets are fire.
I seriously started crying with him.
Same
10 times actors weren't acting
I might be American, but I felt German during this
Edit:
HOW SO MANY LIKE AND COMMENT
i was sitting on my bed as a fellow american thinking why would you ruin bacon like this
I am glad I am not alone
@@lordnnarat your welcome
As a German, this hurt me in a way I never thought possible
Aye. I'm with ya.
The look on his face when he took off his glasses showed the absolute most genuine dread I have ever seen
@Sound of Serenity both, both is good
It's a mix of dread anguish and depression
Why the in fucking hell are there so many bakuhoes on TH-cam
disgust. just. disgust.
He was scorned
As a southerner, this is the appropriate reaction when someone decides to microwave bacon.
As a Northerner, I too share this opinion
As someone who lives in the uk, I too share this opinion
@@Absolute_MaddLadd As someone who does not live, I share this opinion
As a Texan, I am currently looking for my shotgun
as someone in a quantum state of perpetually existing and not existing, i too share this opinion
The sheer pain and sorrow in his face, it speaks volumes in silence.
This is something that should only happen in a college dorm...
Not even there
@@buddaman1549 this is why the sandwich press is fucking disgusting, but at least it's not microwave bacon
@@THEgameHATESyouits not that bad i use it but i use the precooked bacon and or ham from costco
@@gus7807 just wrap it in baking paper/foil, now you don't even need to clean it
@@THEgameHATESyou omfg thanks
HIS EYES AT THE END GOT ME WHEEZING LMAOOO
Yep that was my reaction to it
He was like he wasted so much of his life using the old strat
Ok
My face when Americans make tea with the mircrowave
It looks meme worthy
I remember cooking a pork chop in a microwave in project zomboid, my character became depressed
Can confirm, just recently started playing and this happened to me
Haha I've done this in real life. But it is depressing I wouldn't do it again 😅
Also the thought of being in a zombie apocalypse where everyone you know is dying or dead, but putting bacon in the microwave is what makes you think "....God, life is not worth living"
Don't stay inside all the time, your character can get cabin fever and get depressed from being inside all the time
@@packle-tackle1906 thank you for the heads up, will keep it in mind
A part of bro's soul died watching that 💀
He’s going to put on the round glasses because of this. You monster, you’ve killed us all.
true
Wait please elaborate more I need to know this technique???
@@wolfrickthedesigner4748 what do you mean
And he shall be named… “IVAN”
Ahhh Mr. Jones
I feel disgusted,fearful, and angry at the same time for what he’s doing to the bacon
Are you German
@@rachaelpanda no I’m Puerto Rican
@@gamingwithmax7873 otro de la isla PUÑETA!!!
It actually does taste really good out of the microwave
Not as good as in the pan, but microwaved bacon comes out passable.
Microwaving bacon should be a capital crime.
It actually works better than you might expect, though if you understand how a microwave works, and why it is sometimes problematic, cooking bacon in one actually makes a lot of sense.
Microwaves are absorbed more readily by water and lipids, and not very well by protein. This is the primary reason why a lot of foods such as lean meat and starches don't cook well in one.
Secondly, because the heat is in the form of directed energy and not a heated surface and air, this can mean that on a microscopic scale, ridges of the food will burn, and valleys will not be heated at all. This gives food the characteristic burned yet undercooked flavor.
Bacon is basically the perfect meat that counters both. It's loaded with fat that can easily be cooked, and even better, the fat melts and covers the bacon. This protects it and ensures even heating. This means it will cook faster and more evenly than if you cook it on a stove.
@@naverilllang 🤓
Everyone should have this reaction not just a German this man is clearly insane
Do people in Germany or any place in the World do this microwave thing with bacon .?
@@kumarraj197 I hope not
@@kumarraj197 no, we dont.
As an American, I can confidently say this man has committed a true sin
And I'm an atheist
German man’s polite concern and skepticism is my favorite thing right now.
Lol
The gross squishy sounds and the moaning with the tears of pained horror had me laughing hysterically
Thank you for verbalizing my emotions
LMAOOO! SAME!
“You are too preoccupied with whether you can and didn’t stop to consider if you should.” I’ll be taking this line thank you very much
GERMAN? THE ENTIRE EUROPE! I ALMOST STARTED CRYING
Man, I'm Mexican and even when I don't eat bacon often I almost puked 💀
The Whole World is crying inside
Bro, it ain't just you guys. We're all hurting.
No no no, the entire world
I grew up eating microwaved bacon. As an adult I cook it in a frying pan so I can save the grease for cooking other things. The bacon itself tastes the same no matter how you cook it.
I love these little skits so much, theyre such good actors.
Id praise the look of absolute disappointment/disgust the german pulled off, but I have a hunch that its genuine
@felice💕 I like men. Get outta here.
@felice💕 i feel like this is a hit and die situation(Not try'na sound weird but it actually does-)
And now we have, flight or flight response by Danny Gonzalez.
@felice💕 get out.
@@kleonymos5726 i like attack helicopters
@@blank-3403 Personally I prefer the Panzerkampfwagen II Ausf.a with it's 44km/h speed and it's 2 cm Kampfwagenkanone.30 L/55 auto-cannon with an additional 7.92 mm Coaxial MG34 machine gun. But to each their own
I can appreciate that Jurassic Park reference
Yoo i love your content
Wait no I just watched it an hour ago, how could I missed it 😭
The fact almost nobody got it is sad
didnt expect to see you here
I chose that as a quote for a graphics project 2 years ago and it was horrible since it was so long. But good quote!
The third "MMmm" is what gets me 😂
Him: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
American Guy: *gruesome enjoyment noises*
Facts
It must be crunshy
My exact response when I watched someone microwave scrambled eggs. Just because it cooks it doesn’t mean you should. Microwave bacon and eggs is not breakfast it is a tragedy.
Microwaved bacon makes me cry
never have I seen such genuine silent agony from a TH-cam short
I don't even eat meat, and I went, "no, that is a disgrace to bacon"
@@me0101001000it died for our sins and that his how you repay his sacrifice? 😅
@@CoffinEd13 I know right? 😂
The look of absolute betrayal at the end with the "mM"s in the backgroud is just golden.
Your pfp explains this video
@@L1M.L4M my pfp explains a lot of things,but your pfp of rick astlys shoe is just golden
@@Skyrimfanatic I like your name XD
@@dustyrean thanks bro,you to.
Thats not just germans thats every human on earth who deserves to have conciousness
the absolute look of despair and distress in that face truly captures the emotional breaking point of man
If you like crispy bacon, nuked bacon on the special bacon trays is the absolute best, and also far healthier.
If you don't like crispy? Nuke it less..
But microwaving it renders the fat FAR better because the fat has more water so it cooks quicker.
Don't believe me? Experiment a bit instead of just focusing on one time
P.S. Germans don't break so easily.. just look at their success of getting their conscripts to run concentration camps. 😂
Seriously, though.. I'm mostly German, and just look at the history of Germans that moved here far before ww2 and far before ww1.
They went through very harsh conditions just to get here in the 1800s, and then through absolute hell to go west, just because they heard a RUMOR that there was freedom here.
Now Germany is considered a great country.. but they're still super strict and even harsh on their own people.
Are we going to forget about what the people who rule the country have done this easily and this quickly just because they've behaved somewhat in the last 30 years??
Keep in mind, I'M GERMAN. My family just came here in the 1800s because they were sick of what GERMANY was doing to their own people.
They used to whip the dead corpses of people who drowned for being stupid enough to try to swim in the first place.
Honestly this is how I feel every time my family makes "bacon" in the microwave. It's literally not that much effort to fry it, but oh no let's ruin the plastic plates and perfectly good bacon all in one go
Ceramic plates do the job pretty well. And the bacon retains its proper shape.
@@justinblakeney3466 and taste like ass! Never microwave your bacon!! Its the most inhuman thing you could do!!!
"Not that much effort" well let's compare
Take bacon out, place on plate, place in microwave, enjoy.. maybe 1-2 minutes of time
Vs
Take bacon out, oil skillet, heat skillet, place bacon on skillet, avoid flying grease, flip bacon, avoid more flying grease, take skillet of heating source, take bacon off skillet and move to plate...about 8-10 minutes
No its pretty clear there's a lot more effort and time on the old school style of making bacon
@@andrewcook2625 wait you add oil? Bacon is fatty enough that it doesn't need it, at least in my experience. Are you getting the el cheapo bacon that's half water, half bacon? Also please, if your frying pan is spitting at you, turn the heat down
@@andrewcook2625 if 10 minutes of cooking is effort for you then you deffo don't/shouldn't cook. It's not old school. It's how you cook.
P.s no need to oil the pan. Bacon fat renders and cooks itself
I'm neither German or American but I nearly had a heart attack watching that bacon go in the hot pocket machine. 😭
And then he had a heart attack again cause all he eats is bacon 🤣
I am an American and I too had a heart attack
Because bacon high in cholesterol killer heart attack
I am american and I totally agree
I'm an American and this is a crime
Bacon, Lettuce, Trauma
"Why are you putting it in the hot pocket machine?!"
That cracked me up 🤣
Hot pockets YUM
It's like putting pizza rolls in the microwave. They're sad and limp and soggy. In the oven they're crisp and great!
@@smusky4643 i use an air fryer.
You cook them on a stove like a normal person and if u reheat it you put it in the hot pocket machine
@@NightmareKing0203 the fancier hot pocket machine
the way he smiles while reaching for the plate after saying "i will help" is fuckin precious
I tried it. It worked. My life will never be the same.
@@grossteilfahrer ??
@@LucidLiuxx nah, im a Swede. I'm 47. I actually never thought about microwaving bacon. We didn't have a micro when I grew up. So I actually tried it, 4 minutes 50 seconds is perfect in my Kenwood crappy oven. I might have been a bit over the top cliche about it changing my life though, in hindsight, cause the inside of the microwave gets all greasy. Still a great hack.
@Ronny Svedman oh sorry I completely misunderstood your comment 😅
I didn't realise you meant you tried microwaving bacon lol
Its a pan i think we germans make our bacon i pan
“WHY ARE YOU PUTTING IT IN THE HOT POCKET MACHINE??”
I’m rolling- 😭
True
Was boutta like the comment but gotta keep it on 666
*Likes in another universe*
@@datboimel7686 I liked it so it’s 667 gg
Well you better get a fucking strike
„Heiße Sooße“ holt mich so anners ab
“Your too preoccupied with the fact you can and didn’t stop to consider wether or not you should!” Edit: thx for the likes never had this many
@Account Banned For Telling The Truth bro go get a hobby. You have so much time in your hands.
@@amisskai184 how much exactly?
That’s a line from somewhere. Like a line from history. Someone said this after someone did something fd up.
@@MASH2k It's a quote from the 1993 film Jurrasic Park, said mathematician Ian Malcolm played by actor Jeff Goldblum. But sure, history.
Most German response 😭
Not just german, the entire world
Yeah what the actual fuck
see also: WHY WOULD YOU PUT WATER IN THE MICROWAVE TO MAKE TEA!??? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
@@juango500 yes, its the same kinda of thing
@@vladmirbongocat4320 soon brother.. soon..
As an American, we don't claim him. Microwaved bacon is a sin.
As a fellow American, I agree that he has sinned.
*_-ADMONISH HIM-_*
Microwaved bacon is superior
@@Thomas-qy3ox *_APOSTATE_*
@@Thomas-qy3ox *BLASPHEMY*
The pain in his eyes was genuine. Even i cringed
"why are you putting it in the hot pocket machine" im dead
U rn: ⚰️
We all are after this war crime 😢
Never in my 23 years of life have I ever heard of anyone microwaving bacon. It has never crossed my mind and for that I am thankful
I just heard about this for the first time and my day is ruined...
It took me 41 years to hear about this madness.
I do it when lazy. Just as good. Don't be snooty.
My mom bought me this maker specifically for bacon in the microwave and yeah, it is good, but I think I prefer pan bacon. Sometimes I do like softer, non-crispy bacon though, so microwave bacon would be great for that.
@@TheHomelessNinja this.
It's just food. Who cares if someone cooks it wrong if it still comes out edible? Gonna call the food police or something?
I love the Jurassic park reference "You we're too preoccupied finding out what you could do that you didn't stop to ask if you should" lol
Cure for depression 🤣👀th-cam.com/video/91dqHGubbUM/w-d-xo.html
And even better to hear it coming from a German 🤣
Humanity would'nt get anywhere with that mentality, some dumbass gotta throw themself at the world to find out what happens to expand human knowledge
@@alexanderaberg5854 what. The whole film was about how that literally would be the downfall of humanity
That’s where it’s from I was looking for this comment
Microwaved turkey bacon is actually AMAZING. When done right, they turn crispy like chips.
"IN THE HOT POCKET MACHINE"
New favorite quote, this'll be hard to top
almost as good as tucker fucker
@@t.k.mcsneakyman6413 a what
@@ishaghost a microwave.
tucker is slang for food..
it’s fucks up your food.
@@t.k.mcsneakyman6413 understandable, have a great day
The fear and disappointment in his eyes is the most genuine and visceral reaction I have ever seen out of man. That is the face of a man loosing his soul.
Call a man and act like your a doctor, tell him his mom died
“ur too preoccupied wondering wether if you can rather than if you should” IM IN TEARSSSSS
So is he 😞
It's literally a Jurassic park quote
Have you heard of human nature? Or Jurassic park?
@@bradShank it came from jurassic park?
@@calamity5222 Yes. Jeff Goldblum playing as Ian Malcom said it.
That’s a completely valid reaction
I feel rage after witnessing him enjoy those soggy bacons-
Same
It doesn't come out soggy lol also your supposed to put multiple paper towels under it to soak up the grease lol I used to travel a lot for work, this was the only way I could make bacon at the hotels and it's literally just crispy bacon
@@tabasco1992 discounted or in a situation where ur not able to make it I understand but I have friends that are just pure lazy and if I see one of them doing this in their house imma smack them
@@orange_snake_gaming6428 fair lmao
Yea, it's a crime against good food
As an American I'm crying with you friend.
Me too
Same :'''(
At this point just replace "german" with european as every short I've seen I can relate to heavily
I have microwave bacon one time and it was not enjoyable
@@AmirShafeek I prefer baking it in a convection oven
"why are you putting it in the hot pocket machine?"
that shit broke me 🤣
"I will help" was so nice of him.
His face screamed “Look how they massacred my boy”
That’s how I feel when American friends make me a cup of tea by heating water in the microwave because they don’t own a kettle.
@@kayelle8005 THEY MAKE TEE IN A MICROWAVE???
@@edgardavidus3107 horrific I know
@@kayelle8005 now i know why they invented death sentences back in the day
@@kayelle8005 I forgot they do this. I wish I hadn't remembered
As a German I can say that this is pure pain
As a Canadian I can say that this is pure pain
As a American I can say that this is pure pain
As a human I can say that this is pure pain
As an Earthian, I can say that this is pure pain
As a Brit I do not trust the American man with my bacon
"VHY ARE YOU PUTTING IT IN THE HAWT PAWKET MACHINE?" is incredibly accurate
The fucking sorrow, the despair in this man's face. I can feel it so deeply
Well the microwave just deleted two Bacon slices out of existence, I'd feel the same if that happens to me.
Love the "Americans ruin everything" expression on his face every video
true ... im german and i knew that microwaving bacon is a thing but honestly its worth the little effort to cook it properly it just tastes so much better if u do
Canadians ruining pizza: Don't be suspicious
@@SenkoVT Im American and I didn't even know that existed
Yeah... I'm beginning to think we're this bad.
@@united_states_of_america48930 Counterargument
Chicago pizza