Classic middle manager behavior from Vinny this video. Does nothing but serve drinks and decorate a christmas tree while his employees (chat) does all the work (unsatisfactory).
This is an actual nightmare scenario. Alone at work when your shift starts. You can't remember how to do anything. Sometimes your hands don't work. People are lining up. When you finally bring someone their order, you forget the tray.
The fact that I have had word-for-word nightmares like that when I used to work food service. One that sticks out was putting together a menu item that didn't exist, and my mind didn't even know what to make it look like so it was just a mass of bread and cheese (sub shop) with like 2 pounds of oregano on it. And of course the customer was standing behind me and being like comically impatient.
@@GooBomber1 "f-words shouted in the corner of a waffle house, c-words screamed in the dark under the queensboro bridge. all these moments will be shared, and your twitch career will be lost, like tears in the rain."
You walk into MacDanooj. Day 1. You observe 5 athletic men over by the hotplate intently watching two cooking patties. One is perched on the same bench your food will be prepared on The food is overcooked
i keep watching 3:24 to 7:30 on a loop. between the awkward, over-involved controls and some of vincent's absolutely baffling burg construction choices i am convinced that he's either one of those sickly children raised in hamster balls or a space alien. maybe both
LOL! I work at a convenience store and will tell you straight up it is nowhere near as complicated as Vinny makes it look. It does take a minor knack to juggle orders on the fly. We don't use deep fryers or pans at our place--we use convection ovens, timed digitally, a roller grill for hot dogs and since the main focus is pizza (and this happened only after I transferred in full to a legacy gas station nearby), they ordered a full-time self-serve pizza display. That development lets them put regular actual appetizers and sides on the warmer alongside the breakfast sandwiches, which sail away like quicksilver (before, the pizza had to occupy the same space and it was frustrating to play catch-up with the demand). But anyway, even though Vinny ended up becoming a manager who was better suited to decorating and marketing than he was the nuts and bolts of direct customer service or logistics (I've seen the latter personally), there is so much you can do, entry level or otherwise, corporate or not, in what time you're on the clock. Best advice: if you do wish to work somewhere like this, make sure your commute one way is under 10-15 minutes.
I gave him shit over FTL, felt bad, and now this. I've never played this game before in my life and I don't know how he couldn't do this kindergarten level gameplay
@@zaksaturday1693 I know how. He was playing a bunch of Christmas-themed games recommended to him by chat and viewers. They sent him an image of a virtual machine, namely a Windows 98 setup, chock full of early CD-ROM and Doom and Duke Nukem stuff. This went on for a couple hours. Playing an antiquated set of games does a number to you when you play top-notch modern shit like Half-Life. So, he was not only in a muscle memory lapse, he was exhausted. You can forgive him for not being terribly adept at a work simulator that doesn't really capture the essence of working at a fast food dive. Also, it's on early access and likely riddled with bugs and stupefying breaks from realism. I'd want to decorate a Christmas tree, put in his position.
There was a burger king near me that had a 12f waterfall that people would throw quarters in for wishes. I remember some of the water getting into my mouth from standing next to the waterfall and it tasting like diarrhea. If only I could relive these precious childhood moments again.
@@crackedemerald4930 As someone currently working in fast food, I lowkey got a little depressed every time I paused to read a sign or writing hoping there'd be jokes or random characters or "why are you reading this?" type stuff, but it was all the stuff I literally see when I go to work. Spudsy's was a bit too real.
So the joke here is that the word fast has two meaning, which are the adjective "fast", as in "I'm very fast at running" and noun or a verb which is "fast" or "fasting", which is what you do when you don't eat food for a long period of time.
Heh, one of the very first videos I ever saw of Vinny was of him playing a jank multiplayer fast food game. There was a... _significant_ amount of grilled rats.
Those were so cool. Hardly ever eat out these days, and haven't eaten from Wendy's since 2012. Once in a while I get a craving for a McDonald's big breakfast. And I'll eat Burger King about once every 2 years.
@@dreamlandnightmare Unrelated but you mentioned BK so here goes: In 2019 I got sick from undercooked BK nuggets. The regional manager mailed me 2 coupons. Two different dates, two different restaurants, both burgers were nasty, cold, and made wrong. That was my last time at a BK.
And if you screw up, just sprinkle in words like “clean” and “spin” and “bio”. He’s not gonna be able to resist doing the weird voice and lighten up the situation.
Chef/manager Vinny too busy with his iPad on Christmas Day while his minimum-wage-less employees bustle past him like good little worker ants, fuelled probably by crippling college debts. Someone call Kitchen Nightmares.
Vinny reminds me of the managers you see on Kitchen Nightmares. Doesnt actually learn how to run or even work at a restaurant, just hires someone he knows to do the work 💀
This is why i hate and will never work in a fast food. Like i can even feel the anxiety. "Unskilled labor". 2 hours there will turn me into a grease-based Unabomber.
Well this was disappointing, might be better off sticking to single player games if it's gonna be another stream of "Vinny staring at walls for 2 hours while everyone else plays the game because he's bored"
_My dearest Melpert,_ _Why must you insist on partaking in these quite frankly absurd events along with your own viewers? And on Christmas Day, no less? I had expected better of you than to stoop this low. Engaging in experimental content and branching off from the ’norm’ of societal standards whilst live? Have you no shame anymore? If you so much as even think about pulling off one of these ridiculous moments again, you will force my hand and I will have to unsubscribe from your service due to your utterly incompetent decisions._ _Yours truly and forever, Sir Chattington Memberly Esq._
Yeah it's real cute to underplay my comment like that, as if I was being irrational. I think it's fair to expect gameplay when streaming a game. I'm sure it was a nice little hangout when it was live, but as a VOD it's barely even background noise. He can do whatever he wants, just noticed this pattern he has with these multiplayer games that makes the streams kinda.. nothing. If Vinny's bored with these games then chances are others will be bored too. I'd rather he play something he enjoys, here he's hardly interacting with it. God forbid people criticize anything though right? Jeez.
_P.S._ _And furthermore, it seems that the hubris of your other chat members has grown too big, my own opinions seemingly too contrarian from the usual melting pot of your streams. But I digress. I must implore that you find other ways to entertain your viewers posthaste, else you risk losing them as well as me, your dearest and devoted follower. So here I sit in the late evening hour of dusk writing this, asking you; please heed my advice and put an end to this silly charade you call an idea of a quality stream. You will deeply regret your choices of associating with other broadcasters and viewers, I assure you._
I mean to be fair there's basically zero gameplay until you reach level 8 or 15. I thought it was funny that Vinny used chat as free labor rather than sitting there making hundreds of plain burgers (riveting gameplay) until you can unlock ketchup
Twitch Chat Replay ► chatreplay.stream/videos/izUZAaDQAjo
Classic middle manager behavior from Vinny this video. Does nothing but serve drinks and decorate a christmas tree while his employees (chat) does all the work (unsatisfactory).
This is the American way 🫡
I think Vinny deserves a pay raise for all of his hard work. Chat can get tucked though lmao
He refuses to talk to his employees and his employees aren't allowed to speak to him, they have to talk to the supervisor first.
Vinny getting 90% of the way into the stream then realizing he barely knows how to play was pretty funny
This is an actual nightmare scenario.
Alone at work when your shift starts. You can't remember how to do anything. Sometimes your hands don't work. People are lining up. When you finally bring someone their order, you forget the tray.
The fact that I have had word-for-word nightmares like that when I used to work food service. One that sticks out was putting together a menu item that didn't exist, and my mind didn't even know what to make it look like so it was just a mass of bread and cheese (sub shop) with like 2 pounds of oregano on it. And of course the customer was standing behind me and being like comically impatient.
then you go in the locker and change your gender
i think it is wonderful that immediately upon having a workforce to join, vinny gets high on the authority of a manager
"vinny i have new slurs i want to show you"
"I have seen slurs you people wouldn't believe"
@@GooBomber1 "f-words shouted in the corner of a waffle house, c-words screamed in the dark under the queensboro bridge. all these moments will be shared, and your twitch career will be lost, like tears in the rain."
every slur in the abc to the xyz
i wanna see what he's gonna show
I like the one employee who runs at 1 frame per second
You walk into MacDanooj. Day 1. You observe 5 athletic men over by the hotplate intently watching two cooking patties. One is perched on the same bench your food will be prepared on
The food is overcooked
The quintessential fast food experience
Working in fast food on christmas, classic american experience.
I know he be running a McDonalds like it's the navy.
Full of s€@ m€n?
(Sorry for the spelling, TH-cam deleted my comment.)
Didnt think I get to play alongside Vinny again, but here I am (from 30:18 onwards; mostly just wrapping up burgers). Had lots of fun though!
Thank you for contributing to the MacDanooj family dinner company.
Edit: Now known as McFecal
52:08 Dave dancing was making me giggle so much
i keep watching 3:24 to 7:30 on a loop. between the awkward, over-involved controls and some of vincent's absolutely baffling burg construction choices i am convinced that he's either one of those sickly children raised in hamster balls or a space alien. maybe both
LOL!
I work at a convenience store and will tell you straight up it is nowhere near as complicated as Vinny makes it look. It does take a minor knack to juggle orders on the fly. We don't use deep fryers or pans at our place--we use convection ovens, timed digitally, a roller grill for hot dogs and since the main focus is pizza (and this happened only after I transferred in full to a legacy gas station nearby), they ordered a full-time self-serve pizza display.
That development lets them put regular actual appetizers and sides on the warmer alongside the breakfast sandwiches, which sail away like quicksilver (before, the pizza had to occupy the same space and it was frustrating to play catch-up with the demand).
But anyway, even though Vinny ended up becoming a manager who was better suited to decorating and marketing than he was the nuts and bolts of direct customer service or logistics (I've seen the latter personally), there is so much you can do, entry level or otherwise, corporate or not, in what time you're on the clock. Best advice: if you do wish to work somewhere like this, make sure your commute one way is under 10-15 minutes.
I gave him shit over FTL, felt bad, and now this. I've never played this game before in my life and I don't know how he couldn't do this kindergarten level gameplay
@@zaksaturday1693 I know how.
He was playing a bunch of Christmas-themed games recommended to him by chat and viewers. They sent him an image of a virtual machine, namely a Windows 98 setup, chock full of early CD-ROM and Doom and Duke Nukem stuff.
This went on for a couple hours. Playing an antiquated set of games does a number to you when you play top-notch modern shit like Half-Life. So, he was not only in a muscle memory lapse, he was exhausted.
You can forgive him for not being terribly adept at a work simulator that doesn't really capture the essence of working at a fast food dive. Also, it's on early access and likely riddled with bugs and stupefying breaks from realism. I'd want to decorate a Christmas tree, put in his position.
There was a burger king near me that had a 12f waterfall that people would throw quarters in for wishes. I remember some of the water getting into my mouth from standing next to the waterfall and it tasting like diarrhea.
If only I could relive these precious childhood moments again.
dah....dire ree yah!
howd you know what diarrhea tastes like
@@DouglasSpanksonyou ever have taco bell right before they close?
12 FOOT omg I gotta get off reddit. I read that as 12, female. And I had many questions
Finally Vinny is realizing his dream of opening a SlopBurger restaurant
Saw him more as a deli worker but this is the next best thing!
Speaking of slop, Limes' collab on this was very good.
Six Guys Slop Burgers
for real though i miss when fast food restaraunts had SOUL in their layouts, everything truly does look the same now
the layout is exactly like the one in TADC, it's crazy.
Never really went to fastfood places much, but they did have a different feel to them. Now it's like eating at a supermarket, if that even makes sense
I miss when consumerism hasn't failed us as catastrophically as it does nowadays :(
I miss old taco bells, they had so much sauce 💔
@@crackedemerald4930 As someone currently working in fast food, I lowkey got a little depressed every time I paused to read a sign or writing hoping there'd be jokes or random characters or "why are you reading this?" type stuff, but it was all the stuff I literally see when I go to work. Spudsy's was a bit too real.
Amazing to watch middle management behaviour emerging almost instantly
Ah, MacDanooj, founded by Danooj Avidanooj in 4/20/1969
hey! i understood that reference!
Welcome to MacDanooj
Welcome to Spudsy's, can I interest you in our "Just Pickles" meal?
I want the stupid sauce with my meal it makes me stupid.
@@HoofKicker Ball's the court of any fast food chain to make bank if they just give us the Stupidburger as a TADC promotional tie in.
"I want to go to a fast food place and get sick!"
No Vinny...Trust me. No you don't.
The long awaited sequel to the classic Burg stream
With that one who will not be named?
Now 100% slurs free!
See I want a sim like this, and then I want a sim that's more like Walmart size supermarket simulator.
Vinny messing around with the tree and leaving the game unpaused for 7 years feels like an average Mike stream.
Joke: fast food?? Why would you want to food when your fasting??
Why, would you want to food when you're fasting?
Got another joke: fast food? Errmm.. Yeah... You can't just "eat food" when you're "fasting"...
So the joke here is that the word fast has two meaning, which are the adjective "fast", as in "I'm very fast at running" and noun or a verb which is "fast" or "fasting", which is what you do when you don't eat food for a long period of time.
this guy should be the streamer instead
I would suggest doing stand-up, but I don't think you can get off the chair
This man has never worked (fast food) a day in his life!
Heh, one of the very first videos I ever saw of Vinny was of him playing a jank multiplayer fast food game.
There was a... _significant_ amount of grilled rats.
Wendy's went down the tubes once they got rid of the sunrooms.
I think Dairy Queen used to have those too. Some of them anyways
Those were so cool.
Hardly ever eat out these days, and haven't eaten from Wendy's since 2012.
Once in a while I get a craving for a McDonald's big breakfast. And I'll eat Burger King about once every 2 years.
@@dreamlandnightmare Unrelated but you mentioned BK so here goes: In 2019 I got sick from undercooked BK nuggets. The regional manager mailed me 2 coupons. Two different dates, two different restaurants, both burgers were nasty, cold, and made wrong. That was my last time at a BK.
@@danem2215 My local Burger Kings tend to OVERcook their burgers.
This brings me back to that classic Burg stream of his, featuring that iconic username moment :)
You're fired
Was wondering if anyone would bring that up.
Five minutes of gameplay and an hour and a half of tree decorating. I feel like the title may be somewhat misleading.
burger
In all fairness this isnt titled "Vinny PLAYS fast food simulator"
@EthVortexShield good point.
lol this was not a good viewer experience
6:28 That "What you want" was a very Beavis and Butthead moment
Vinny don't insult the customers to their faces. You have to wait until after shift hours to do so.
really funny coincidence for this to come after the amazing digital circus episode four
32:47 Classic CRPG character portrait looking picture, BG1 Vinny.
FINALY, vinny got a REAL JOB, not like "streamer" i am glad you're finaly making the right decisions vincent, melpert
I wouldn't mind having Vinny as a manager, I feel like he doesn't ask for much. Basically don't make him do too much and everyone is happy.
And if you screw up, just sprinkle in words like “clean” and “spin” and “bio”. He’s not gonna be able to resist doing the weird voice and lighten up the situation.
OGs know that this isn't the first fast food game Vinny's played.
Look up Vinesauce Burg
Vinny I love you but I am never apologizing for commenting on your gamer prowess ever again after watching the first 7 minutes of this
Dang was hoping for a Link to the Past rando for Christmas but also glad Binny decided to just enjoy the day
52:06 whoever is this guy crouching to the song is awesome
Jerma coded game.
I didn't know Jerma knew how to code
@TheGeekRex He's really good at it.
Vinny's impression of a CEO managing a game dev team.
Vinny gets a job.
this is actually so realistic its insane, used to be a closing manager for a few years
The least realistic part is having a mostly fully staffed kitchen every day, really
Chef/manager Vinny too busy with his iPad on Christmas Day while his minimum-wage-less employees bustle past him like good little worker ants, fuelled probably by crippling college debts. Someone call Kitchen Nightmares.
"minimum-wage-less"
Dead 💀
Vinny reminds me of the managers you see on Kitchen Nightmares. Doesnt actually learn how to run or even work at a restaurant, just hires someone he knows to do the work 💀
Can't believe chat didn't put either Anton or Annie on the tree.
They're Red and Green for -crying- screamin out loud.
An incredibly f**king visceral experience this was
44:53 The start of this song made me think it was Wake Me Up When September Ends.
you're welcome for the nightmare mode
The way he immediately begins separating buns from the bag and just throwing them without discretion onto the table
This is the new Digital Circus, where is Pomni?!
The children yearn for burg
his feeling my pain, since i worked at a burger joint.. ugh..
It's the freak phone, and here's the party freak
help idk why i wheezed here 2:24
I like how vinny didn't give a oriented on no gooning in the restaurant
Tree Decorating Simulator
Just replying because your pfp is Washu.
I love pinning last year's Christmas tree onto my Christmas tree, as per tradition.
Insert original "As someone who worked in fast food during high school/early University, this is accurate" comment here
what in the world are the chapters..
41:26 This FF7 music just feels like the perfect music for this whole scenario.
i appreciate dave dancing to the music.
Is it me or the layout of the restaurant is Very similar to "The digital circus ep 4 !?"
Bob the blob shall forever be immortalized within that Christmas tree.
We truly have PTBD(Post traumatic Bob Disorder)
This is why i hate and will never work in a fast food. Like i can even feel the anxiety. "Unskilled labor". 2 hours there will turn me into a grease-based Unabomber.
Anyone know what the gif was that vinny didnt want to add?
This tree nicely summarises the year of the freak
i think... id be the type of fast food boss that sings phil collins songs to my workers.
new slurs unlocked
I was just looking at this on the store page last night and wishing vin would play, little did I know he already had like a hour ago
I'd much rather play this than Cart Life.
...Did you act like the middle manager on purpose, Vinny? You dang Troper.
Yes, Troper, not 'Trooper'.
Looks like someone else is going to man Spudsy's today.
What’s the name of the animal crossing song around the 34 minute mark?
7:53 makes a character that looks like Seth Green. Loses 50 Popularity points.
Burg HD
1:28:15
Thicc Grinchy
Caught DaveKap dancing to Devil's Lab 52:05
Spare no expense, Greeb.
This is cursed
big metal walls
An Italian man + a fast food simulator.
What did Vinny mean by this? 🤔
shoulda named it mcdonkeys
This needs a digital circus mod
what
"simulator" seems to just mean garbage now.
Well this was disappointing, might be better off sticking to single player games if it's gonna be another stream of "Vinny staring at walls for 2 hours while everyone else plays the game because he's bored"
_My dearest Melpert,_
_Why must you insist on partaking in these quite frankly absurd events along with your own viewers? And on Christmas Day, no less? I had expected better of you than to stoop this low. Engaging in experimental content and branching off from the ’norm’ of societal standards whilst live? Have you no shame anymore? If you so much as even think about pulling off one of these ridiculous moments again, you will force my hand and I will have to unsubscribe from your service due to your utterly incompetent decisions._
_Yours truly and forever, Sir Chattington Memberly Esq._
Yeah it's real cute to underplay my comment like that, as if I was being irrational. I think it's fair to expect gameplay when streaming a game. I'm sure it was a nice little hangout when it was live, but as a VOD it's barely even background noise.
He can do whatever he wants, just noticed this pattern he has with these multiplayer games that makes the streams kinda.. nothing. If Vinny's bored with these games then chances are others will be bored too. I'd rather he play something he enjoys, here he's hardly interacting with it. God forbid people criticize anything though right? Jeez.
_P.S._
_And furthermore, it seems that the hubris of your other chat members has grown too big, my own opinions seemingly too contrarian from the usual melting pot of your streams. But I digress. I must implore that you find other ways to entertain your viewers posthaste, else you risk losing them as well as me, your dearest and devoted follower. So here I sit in the late evening hour of dusk writing this, asking you; please heed my advice and put an end to this silly charade you call an idea of a quality stream. You will deeply regret your choices of associating with other broadcasters and viewers, I assure you._
I mean to be fair there's basically zero gameplay until you reach level 8 or 15. I thought it was funny that Vinny used chat as free labor rather than sitting there making hundreds of plain burgers (riveting gameplay) until you can unlock ketchup
Man these games are boring garbage, it's impressive Vinny can get even an ounce of soul out of them