Jon Stewart On Immigration Over the Years | The Daily Show
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- Whether it's child refugees, Arizona's ridiculous immigration law, searching immgrants they find "reasonably suspicious," or "anchor babies," Jon Stewart has you covered on all things immigration. #DailyShow #Comedy
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Jon is absolutely tops. Just wish you were back full time. You, your writers 👍
_"Generally, an enemy invasion force is not particularly dangerous until it can reach and open its own cereal."_ 😂
I though that was the weakest point of the show, to be honest, that segment was talking about kids that can obviously take basic care of themselves, they are still kids, and you are not going to make any effective army with them, but there are (sadly, needn't i say) child soldiers youngers than that in many places.
@@GabrielPettierDo you think there is an army of child soldiers at the border?
@@rustinusti Absolutely not.
@@GabrielPettier Jon's cereal bit was comedic relief. It isn't about the philosophy of whether or not it could exist.
Tell that to the Israelis.
The GOAT. So glad they're making these compilations...
I'm a real American BECAUSE: I came across the Siberian land bridge.......I came over on the Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria......I was a Pilgrim and landed on Plymouth Rock.......I was living in Africa when I was involuntarily enslaved and brought here .........I was one of many people from Europe who could afford passage.....I was a criminal sent to Georgia from Europe.......I payed for passage from China to California, and worked on the railroad........I was from Ireland and Europe and came here due to the great famine......I came here after the Great War to end all wars.....I came after WW2.......I smuggled myself out of Communist Russia.......I was on a helicopter out of Viet Nam....Now I come in from the Mexican border....>..>...>.....WE ARE ALL IMMIGRANTS.
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@@saratonnan thank you
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So? The entire world is entitled to move here?
@@arktseytlin I dont think you get the point....
"The Greatest Healthcare!" I'm from Europe, and I can stop laughing 😂
I'm also from Europe and I was just having a sip of coffee when that was said...I have to go clean now🤣😂
My friends from Canada, Sweden, and Australia find that line humorous also.
US expat in Germany here. US health care in the best clinics really is top-notch - for those who can afford it. I got excellent care in the local clinic in a German town recently, all covered by my German health insurance.
it is the greatest healthcare. ....if you own a bank.
If you own a bank, you can access the best health care wherever it is in the world. You could argue that having the 'best health care' system in the world in your country matters only for those who are not rich...
Jon Stewart: The man, the myth, the legend. Glad he’s back, even if only part time and with compilation clips.
I think part-time isn't bad. Gives others time to shine and build up careers. Something it seems he's always done, one of the things I admire him for.
The actual return of Jon Stewart on Monday’s is the very best way to start a week, plus these recaps are delicious and full of wit and wisdom. Love him❤
“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”
- James Baldwin
Why don't you adopt them, then.
Back in the 1920s and 30s, the US had a serious Depression. My mother's father could not find a job in the states to support his wife and five kids, so he went south, to Venezuela. He worked on oil rigs and sent money home. People leave home when they have to, and once for us in the US the direction was south to Latin America.
People have no idea how hurtful it can be told to *"go back to where you came from"* .....
I've been hearing it since 1989.
My kids have been told that & they're natural born citizens.
People in my community learned to shout it at us in Spanish.
I had to be told what it was because I don't speak Spanish and I was born in the US, my skin is just a bit dark. Hatred makes such fools of these people.
@@kismetcho The irony of European diaspora telling anyone to go back where they came from will never not be funny to me.
I am so sorry for how hateful people can be immigrants is what makes the United States of America.. immigrants is just as responsible as we are for our country being the way it is today they should always be able to have a home here at least the children no child should live like that I am real sorry for yours and your families suffering by those who do not understand or refuse to
It is very hurtful. The first time I was called a refugee was as a joke. My neighbor thought it was funny. In college I was threatened because I was a resident advisor assigned to tour the Central American students . They called us spices and told us to go home. That was a few people out of an entire campus of rational students. But it still hurt and was scary.
HOWEVER, people prejudice, hate and ignorance does not mean that we should not have established functioning borders
National borders do not equal hate and racism. People are allowing themselves to be confused. See the difference please
They tell me that I say what Michigan
Since I was young people have been vilifying children in trouble. It never changes, my heart hurts more and more each year. I will be 40 soon and I want to see a world where we embrace one another, where we greet each other with compassion and understanding above all. It's so sad that we need comedians to spread this message, that these groups who preach "love thy neighbor" are not the ones standing at the forefront with this rallying cry.
love how "well of people" tell us how awful we. next time im in ur area, im going to stop by and help myself to ur fridge. since you have no issues with shoveling money out
@@catsbutthole 100% - Anyone peddling the "empathy and compassion" argument have to convince me that they don't lock their doors at night.
@@catsbuttholeUsername checks out. I’m not a Christian or anything, but anyone arguing against a modicum of compassion for their fellow man is either a desperately unhappy individual or a sociopath. Don’t really care to know which you are.
@Wilky2526
False equivalency.
I loved my neighbor too much one time, and she ended up getting divorced from her husband....
Of course, I fled the state.
She had "2Ts Derangement Syndrome".
man its strange we have a border crisis every 4 years...
I noticed that too every election.
Wrong.
@@WPS691 How is it wrong? It's accurate... the border is red-meat propaganda used to scare people who have never even been to the border and it only comes up when an election is approaching... regardless of who wins in November, this "issue" disappears for another four years, come December.
Is it not strange we have immigration influxes like NO OTHER COUNTRY ON EARTH every time wages start going UP?
Man its strange that Obama and this show celebrated how he deported more illegals than the previous 3 presidents combined but now stopping illegals is wrong, racist and evil. Or how it was the Clintons and Pelosi that came up with the idea for a wall on the border to stop the crisis and in fact pushed for it twice, in the 1990s and again under Bush...funny isnt it.
"We've always been a nation of immigrants who hate the newer immigrants." 🤣🤣🤣 Bingo!
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You think that‘s any different in any other country on earth? Look at West Europe: majority of Eastern European immigrants are voting far right to get „rid of those muslims“.
And I don‘t blame them.
Yeah West Side Story be like: yup..
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS- FIXED
@@NoWr2Runbut there still immigrants. You know people. We’re all immigrants only indigenous people, Indians have a claim to America.
I'm a proud anchor baby. Born 5 days after immigration. Parents didn't get citizenship until I was in middle school. The poem on the Statue of Liberty says "give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free" and I hope she's right.
I've known those words since I could read. Thank you.
I think a lot of our patriotic/ defining slogans were wishful thinking...
Out of curiosity, have ya ever gone and announced that on the Faux News, OAN, or NewsMax TH-cam channels?
I hope so too.
❤ Emma Lazarus
Jon Stewart does journalism better than than journalists employed by media corporations.
Only with Jon could I be given a proper usage of "syphilitic".
National treasure
It's amazing that clips form 10 YEARS AGO, still seem applicable, same arguments, same old congressmen
I concur
No one in this country should ever be afraid to live in this country assuming you’re a law abiding citizen.
My family came from a 17 year old girl who arrived here from Dublin in 1839. She was a seamstress who made men’s vests. She met an Irish American cop and married him three days later. They had five sons. One was born in New York the other four in Detroit. One died in childhood, one became a lawyer, one became a world known cartoonist, one owned a livery stable, and the youngest became a teacher. The Irish were not welcome here in the 1830’s but they prospered.
Amazing family… you must be proud of all of them.
Exactly, most immigrants do prosper and contribute to economy and after 1st generation they're usually even culturally integrated.
Jon has been the BEST political commentator of our time!
Yq Budy
Agreed!
nah, Sam Seder is better. Jon's okayish for a milquetoast shitlib.
Any time
All time
Thank you for bringing Jon back!
In my walk of life, I don't care how you got here, what matters is what you're doing while you're here.
And the immigrants I know are making the most with the little they have. So I salute them as fellow citizens.
Amen to that.
I would like to share some words I've known since I was a schoolboy.
"Every day, here and at home, we are warned about the enemy.
But who is the enemy?
Is it the alien? Well, we are all alien to one another.
Is it the one who believes differently than we do? No. Oh no, my friends.
The enemy is fear.
The enemy is ignorance.
The enemy is the one who tells you that you must hate that which is different.
Because, in the end, that hate will turn on you. And that same hate will destroy you."
Bravo
Brian, what a beautiful philosophy. Goes hand in hand with “the only thing we have to fear is fear itself” FDR
Not our kids, not our problem? Do these people actually hear what they are saying? Deplorable. Do they ever once think about how they would feel if they, or their kids, were in the same position?
They care about the kids that are still in utero, but not the walking, talking kind. Those ones should already have a job, for Christ's sake!
The very same thing occurred to me... I'm sure if they were poor, starving and fearing being killed by their South American (or any other) government, you would see them crossing the border to the US any way they could.
Personal Illegal Immigration politics aside, that’s the thing though; since they’ve never had to deal with that issue, they might as well write it off. The total lack of empathy is astounding but not at all surprising, especially coming from the same people who always go “think about the children.”
@@tonybippitykaye yep and their the ones as well thar want to force women to have kids but not help in any way after the baby is born.
You mean all the Pro Life Supporters? How ironic right!
As an old white guy I am constantly embarrassed by the ignorance of other old white guys
It's not a problem that those white guys are ignorant, it's the fact they are absolutely certain they are NOT ignorant.
I am in my 40s, and am thankful I will never be one of those old white guys, nor will majority of my generation. The generations after me, will not be either. Ah, progress.
I’m 46 and I’m ashamed of them as well.
ove to LA and find out these policies aren't so embarrassing ask new york city why they are becoming bankrupt
Im old, not white, but im an immigrant, an immigration lawyer, and a former political asylum officer. I did my part over the past 50 years to help redress this prejudice and discrimination, and commend you guys for doing yours too.
20 minutes of Jon Stewart saying what he's been saying for 20 years
And The Rolling Stones played "Gimme Shelter" last night in New Orleans. Classic is classic!
The party that wants to protect little babies also doesn't give a s*** about little children. It's really all about the money, you can ban abortion without it costing a bunch of money but helping children costs money. This has nothing to do with life it's all about money.
Yes......and racism and hate.
...and sadistic cruelty to desperate people in need.
It is more than that. As George Carlin said " Republicans want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.".
It's even worse than that. They want lots of poor, uneducated people to take advantage of with their businesses when those children get old enough to work.
Why are u guys pretending kids come to the border by themselves hahahaha literally this entire skit is based on the premise. Kids don’t come to the border by themselves and if they did no one is yelling at them. This country is a joke because people are getting behind this message from Jon, that isn’t a real situation. He had to make up that kids come to the border alone just so he can make fun of people concerned about the border. Also, immigration is not a matter of opinion. It’s simply math. We can’t sustain this rate. Countries have to act like a restaurant when it comes to immigration. You have to have a reservation, no you can’t just come into out restaurant when all the tables are full and sit on the floor and eat. U have to wait to we set up more tables and get more waiters to serve you. Any restaurant that just let anyone come in and eat at the same time would be out of business tomorrow.
Keep posting old related segments like these please!!! This is great!
Can we humbly ask for 2 days of Jon per week? This is excellent, sad yet heartwarming material. Love the others at the Daily show. They are fun. Jon is also deeply meaningful. One more day!
Neither apples, or apple pie are American. Apples originally came from Asia, and the first known apple pie recipe was from England.
I just learned something new today. Thanks!
Funny how that works, ain’t it? Apple pie is about as American as spaghetti with meat sauce is Italian.
@@eroraf8637
I totally agree!
seeing this in 2024 makes one realize how little progress we've made!
8000 years of "civilization" and all that has changed is technology.
@@funkygerbil2530 “The real problem of humanity is the following: We have Paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions and godlike technology.” -Edward O. Wilson
@@funkygerbil2530 "Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." -Martin Luther King Jr
@@funkygerbil2530 "The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants." -Omar Bradley
Try putting on the first season of West Wing. It honestly seems like you're regressing on some issues.
Skills attractive to an employer? Poor, exploitable? Sounds like walmart is very interested.
And that’s why they want them here. A lot of men are getting rich off this crisis.
Perhaps I can get the government to PAY ME to help them.
Meat packaging plants in states that lowered the working age.
Corporations want cheap labor.
They profit off of poverty and illegal immigration.
My replies are gone
“We’ve always been a nation of immigrants..that hate the newer immigrants”. Thanks Jon for truth
For some reason repubs forget that.
The US needed to fill in its New Lands and therefore welcomed immigration. The industrial revolution was also in need of workers to run the machines…and provide profit effective cheap labor…while creating more consumers for a capitalistic society…each reason filling the oligarch bank accounts with inconcievable profit numbers. But this World has never been based upon "No Borders/No Boundaries", which is in ideal only...and history seems to concur that any massive influx of culture can drastically affect an existing culture's norms and delineate the effectiveness of assimilation...while also impacting resources and creating fiscal and societal deficiencies. In this state of emergency…xenophobia will accelerate as indigenous people do not cope well with rapid changes to their established way of life. And is it ever in fairness to have one group cut in front of anther group in line, especially. when the latter group is law abiding? And Logically, when does a Nation decline mass immigration or is it always to be an open door policy….which could be detrimental to an established society. A historical example: Ask the Native Americans, who lost their culture and lands with mass immigration…some may say for the better, but the alcohol abuse may signal a different opinion.
As a european "socialist" I know that I would be homeless and sleeping under a bridge by now if I grew up in the "greatest country in the world".
Why? Are you illegal immigrant?
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Immigration lawyer here, just pointing out that several terms in here are either not used properly or just wholly incorrect.
E.g. An N-400 is an application for an ADULT to become a US citizen straight away. Unaccompanied children simply can't file one. And even if they could, those applications don't go to a consulate; they go to USCIS.
Still, the point is generally right that immigration bureaucracy is RIDICULOUS, especially when it comes to children.
I do believe it was simply a joke about how difficult immigration is, and how a child on their own would struggle. They used all adult forms as far as I can tell, probably as part of the joke. I'm sure such young children aren't meant to fill out forms themselves, but obviously there actually is a lot of bureaucracy that makes the process difficult, but explaining well the kid would need someone assigned to them and likely a translator as well, they'd need to be present for these forms but not these blah blah blah.
Having the child take the adult route because they're on their own still works in the joke, but you're right it could have been more accurate and informative.
Unaccompanied children simply can't file one? Why not?
"Lady Liberty is actually a bouncer." 😂😂😂
No shoes no party..
There's no Daily Show without Jon Stewart!
And I say that with the upmost respect to all those who have tried to fill his shoes.
He's a natural genius!
While I agree to a large extent, Trevor Noah was fantastic and held down the desk too.
Yes, but this clip wasn't his best work. Too many straw man arguments.
You should learn how to spell
I know he doesn't want to, but I really really want Jon Stewart as our president.
Yes.
Wouldn't that be a hoot!
The state of the union would be hysterical especially when the gop crazy hecklers start.
Please run Jon!
Me too , but I believe the stupidity of the government would slowly drive him insane 🤫🤫😬😬😬🤪🤪, but I would vote for him in an instant 😁😁😁😁😁😁
Thank you. There’s never been enough of Jon’s work on TH-cam.
The Native Americans didn't like it much when the first English Pilgrims came either.
Yes, well said!!!
@@TwisterTornado what all 5 of them?
Especially the Puritans!
@@TwisterTornado take your meds dude your mentally unstable
@@pj45670 Some Dutch and Swedes came to the Delaware River in 1638 to 1688 and settled in what is now Wilmington. They didn't hang teen girls for adultery like the Puritans.
Jon Stewart is in his own league 👏😂
Ah yes, the party of freedoms wants a "papers please" law on the books.
All those screaming people who yell : "NOT my problem! NOT my children!!".
And you can bet they vote conservative and are Prolife.
What a joke.
Pro-life for Colombian children? No. Pro-life for American children. That's the difference here that Jon won't list. It's not that our country doesn't want Mexicans, Colombians, Brazilians, etc. It's that the wave they're coming in illegally is INSANITY. We pay over 180 billion a year caring for and taking care of illegals, they pay nothing back into the system other than some sales tax for things they purchase. Imagine throwing a pizza party and you and your buddies pitch in and buy all the food and drinks and whatever else. Then a couple people show up you didn't invite and start eating and drinking. No big deal. Now they tell their friends that there's free pizza over here. When the pizza is all gone they ask around for more pizza. Now people at the party are looking at you like you're crazy for not supplying more pizza and drinks for everybody else. This is the USA we live in now.
They are also on food stamps and Medicaid
nobody wants to pay for any of that. including yourself.
Imagine if America is wiped out tomorrow in a nuclear war, the continent is turned into an uninhabitable radioactive wasteland, and surviving Americans start going down to Central and South America and are told by the locals to "GO HOME".
It really isn't our problem. The issue is using children as pawns to cross the borders illegally. We don't have enough resources for our own, yet we can give illegals the majority of funds we do have? Ironic isn't it?
I bet that woman shouting "not our kids, not our problem!" is a nice christian lady.
I bet she has her own kids that also are "not her problem".
@@DK-hm8ze I bet you're right.
Most Christians are Hippocrates 😂
Real "what would Jesus do" kind of person.
The idea that the republican party only recently lost its mind has always been a foriegn one to me, because all these people have always been insane.
100% slavery, women's rights, segregation, WW2 internment camps, etc etc etc .Conservatives have ALWAYS been scumbags!
I was 12 when Reagan changed the classification of ketchup to a vegetable to cut the cost of school lunches while still following the FDA guidelines. Up until then I thought presidents protected citizens. Clearly I'll never forget it as it shock the idea I'd been taught about my country.
@@tenofivelips The real rot started with Reagan and Citizens United.
I think it's that THEY'RE finally seeing it, at least some of them. Except they're seeing the tip of the iceberg and pretending it's an ice cube.
They were, but have gotten crazier
One thing that doesn't seem to ever be discussed in these videos is the fact that the violence in those other countries is a direct result of U.S. gun manufacturers selling weapons legally and illegally. We can always count on the daily show to get it right. 😂
Not to mention U.S. policies that destabilized their governments.
Not to mention the U.S. policies that destabilized their governments and economies.
Thank you. Truth.
And the drug trade………
AND the U.S. government interference in the internal politics of those countries.
Jon is the voice of sanity in crazy times
The times are crazy because we, Humanity, are crazy.
yeah money is free and we just print it, so we can afford it.
It hardly matters tbh. People might have listened in the 90s, but that's over now. I live in perpetual despair for the future of humanity. Between the evil, the idiots, the apathetic, and the hyper-intelligent/hyper-wealthy. I think that's a wrap for freedom and liberal democracy.
My point is that he can speak as poignantly, brutally, or eloquently as he wants. If nobody cares to hear what he is saying or is smart enough to understand, what does it matter?
@@citizen_waynecoming from a white man. What a joke
@@citizen_wayne smart enough to understand that he is playing on your emotions while offering no answers to the solution. pretty much just insulting people. perhaps with just go there and reform them :)
All American politicians have failed to enact a sensible / humaine border policy.
P.s. a major problem in it is also "bleeding heart liberals" as we tend to put it. For instance in one variation: yes, it's absolutely awful to let a boat full of illegal immigrants drown when it's either that or take them in.
But in doing so, you open the back door, which means more people get on rickety boats. And even if you pick up most, you'll regularly fail. Many will drown. Their smugglers make a big payday while being criminals with absolute power over their charges, so severe abuses happen.
Thus, callousness does an awful thing once. "Mercy" prevents it once, and causes it over and over again. That has to be part of the equation.
One begs to wonder...What happened... "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
This man has kept me sane since i was a kid. Ive missed passed family members less than i missed Jon.
😂😂😂
Truth
That telling of the type of person you are, really?
@@wyattwillis8565 you usually judge total strangers by one line of text? Now I know who you are 😂
@@CaseyW491 if you value a talking head propagandist more that actual family then, yeah
Bless Jon Stewart. He has a perfect way of breaking it all down so even the crassest of individuals can see the harm in their policies. Well, ok, there might be a few exceptions…
As someone currently trying to get my wife a visa and realizing it’ll take at least a year and thousands of dollars, I felt that bit about different forms to fill out.
I just learned from someone that it will take him almost $10,000 to be US citizen and not even a guarantee that the judge will grant him his wish. He will end up spending again another $10,000. The lawyer is the one getting richer and the filer will be in deep hole. Poor Jose. Where can ordinary migrants find that huge money?
So crazy how we’re perpetually in these news cycles. You could play this same video in another 4 years and I guarantee it would be relevant 😣
Revisiting these older episodes are vital for healthy perspective.
Do we even remember compassion and empathy before social media cooked our brains.
Same opinion here.
conservatives never had empathy or comoassion
The same social media that are now helping our next generation to be enlightened on the genocide in Gaza and seeing through the massive zionist bias of the mainstream media?
Frankly we didn't have it then either, but it wasn't broadcasted to the world that we didn't have it like it currently is in social media.
@@leadpaintchips9461you don't think people knew back then?
As a liberal who lives in Arizona I get both sides of the story. I have compassion for immigrants but I also understand the logistical problems with taking in an unlimited number of people who have nothing but the clothes on their backs and that has nothing to do with the color of their skin. The small city I live in is already stretched thin to take care of its own poor and unfortunate. Food banks are already overwhelmed, schools are running on thin budgets, employment is limited and so on. It's easy to pass judgment from your mansion in the Hamptons but when you're on ground zero the view changes. Will you send us money to help take care of immigrants? If not then your opinions mean nothing in the harsh light of reality.
I agree with you, we need to have 'limited' immigration and it is unfair to legal immigrants to allow large numbers of illegal immigrants to cross our border. I don't think a long fence across mountains, rivers, etc. is the answer. I think we could enforce the border with electronic devices and help from military using drones with cameras, etc.
so am I understanding your point correctly? money is more important than people? are you claiming that America is not big enough or rich enough to support all of these migrants (aka Illegal immigrants)? maybe the answer should be for greedy entitled & extremely wasteful natural born American citizens to tighten their belts.
😂 The de-dollarization is rising, the petrodollar system is over (The US wanna keep printing money like decades ago, but they can't, the world has changed now.)
The US (300 million people) want to be competitive in this new world with china (1300 million people).
1300 million people of which, a part of them lead the technological advances in the world, another part of them are the most hardworking, productive and CHEAP workforce of the planet.
In every home in the world you can find at least 10 items that say: Made in China.
How many items with the phrase: Made in the USA you can find in your home..?
The US economy must be competitive. Must be productive. How they gonna achieve that if a flipburger boy in McDonalds earn the same as a doctor in other 125 countries of the world?
And they say they want manufacture industry come back to america 😂😂
Then, when inmigrants come into their country to give them the cheap manufacturing tool. The americans see them as a burden😂😂😂
For worse.... They don't wanna have childrens anymore, because is too expensive take care of them. So their population don't grow enough to keep the economy runing.
Look at Canada. The concerts full of old people.
You said.... It's not about color of skin. OF COURSE EVERYTHING IS ABOUT COLOR OF SKIN.!!
Like Trump said. We need people from sweden, Finland, ... those inmigrants are welcome.
Dou you see Finish people cutting fish meat in a Factory in Florida? 😂😂
I don't know what americans are gonna do to save their declining nation. (I am for sure that they are not gonna work hard as chinese do making shoes of any other product in factories) Maybe another war. Is the only thing they know to do..
@@WJV9 In the Constitution - the federal armed services are not permitted to perform police functions. Trump tried to get them involved in rounding up illegal border crossers, but they ended up doing office work.
@WJV9 we do have limited immigration. Most of the migrants that cross the border are sent back or are awaiting processing regarding their claims of refuge and asylum (both legal). That's not including many that are held in detention centers or jail awaiting trial.
Never, ever, vote for hatred.
So simple, yet so eloquent. Never, ever, vote for hatred. ❤ Well said 🩷
What if it is to get money away from the rich
@@anomalocaris2593 That's not how to get money away from the rich. That's just a ploy politicians use to get votes from uneducated & hurting people.
Truth♥️♥️♥️
Vote🟥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Lol it's just corporations making money off immigration while at the same time desabilizing our economy. They are trying to keep the people poor and the future people like immigrants will also be poor.
Just take on the rest of week Jon! your monday appearance is like a breeze of fresh air during a miserable commute.
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I like the episodes with two presenters, too.
The banter between Desi and Michael for instance is really enjoyable.
You guys don't know how much joy you give me everytime when i had so much dark thoughts. Thank you all❤
It's like my grandfather used to say... "We've had trouble with foreigners ever since we GOT to this country"
That is a real beauty! Im gunna use that as much as I can! lol.
I'm from El Salvador and one of the worst president we had was Duarte, who enacted a lot of failed communist reforms, but was backed by the CIA because they viewed him as "centrist" (read not allied to the USSR)
But your current President is killin it now, right?
Duarte, CIA and communist in 1 comment is the comedy i didn't ask for.😂😅😂. Hilariously American, you sir is truly an American.
@@JP-hj1il You have no clue, the CIA dose not care which side your on as long as your on there side.
@@JP-hj1il I respect your comment other than to laugh at a country misfortune is on poor maners
But I think your current president is putting things in order, right?
"Not our kids, not our problem."
She must be from Uvalde.
The same kind of people claim to be christian, figure that.
their parents abandoned them... that is the point. Get off your high horse and walk with the rest of us here.
@peterlongprong7521
I will never walk with hate.
@@chenzen1578 The same kind of people claim to be christian, figure that.
is it really loving/Christian to stripping someone of there historical knowledge ( as well as there extended families like grandparents etc ) and identity? aka now these kids growing up 9yo~ and becoming USA parents, i know that i feel part's missing as my family didn't pass on Jewish and grilic/irish-fluency were scotch ( the other side is french 🇫🇷 and Sweden 🇸🇪 , and yes there as a natural nationality needs to be some integration/homogeneous happing otherwise 🇺🇸 government will fall... ) so in a way the english and or USA 🇺🇸 won as i only speak english etc
So all kids in the world are OUR problem? You people are morons.
Welcome back Jon… we missed you!
He left at the worst time, too. Trump was MADE to be mocked by Jon.
@@pedigreeann Lol… I agree!
This is an old episode.
A Comedian with common sense is a gift to us all.
Common sense is part of being a comedian.
Excellent work my man lol
As a Pennsylvania Deutsch (Deutsch is the German word for "German") person, whose ancestors moved here in 1732 (I have the ancestry paperwork, luckily), I can tell you Benjamin Franklin, we did not "ruin" PA. (And, no I'm not Amish or Mennonite. My people were farmers up until my father's generation. The ole farm is still in the fam tho)
Did your ancestors get a hotel room ?
@@nealandersen4867so hotel rooms are the culprits that ruin cities? Got it
yea now everyone wants to buy your milk, poultry and other meats cause it's healthier than the processed stuff in our stores. Everyone now realizes that a lot of your people live lives better than others (there are some problems but that's for your people to address because you'd know those issues best).
... It was already ruined when we got there
Not... the Dutch in New York have been here since 1732 maybe. Your misinformed.
Wow you guys actually fixed the audio. I blasted my speakers in anticipation of it being extremely low again and I was shocked
I would absolutely watch a doc on those guys who were helping take care of all the children stuck in dumb limbo. If true, those are some great guys.
Except for the coworkers you just know hates kids and somehow got kid cage duty anyway.
Greatest healthcare? No. Greatest education? No. Largest percentage of happy people? No. Lowest percentage of unemployment? No. Do some research into statistics.
If you’re so unhappy in the US, you yourself could migrate to another country.
@@dsoutherland1747 Unfortunately, my age and circumstances preclude that. There are many great things about the USA, but it's time we stop kidding ourselves that we are the greatest in all things.
i love how the front sight on that "assualt rifle" is upside down lol
Smartest and funniest guy on Tv in history :D
The vast majority of us are here to help and to live in peace, something that sadly our old place ceased to provide. We want to be your friends, the fear of skin color and accents is unnecessary.
Thank you Daily Show for unlocking Goatee Jon Stewart
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Aren't children supposed to turn to someone who can protect them from bullies?
“The Greatest Healthcare” that’s a funny joke
yep, Germany here :) I laughed hard about that one, too. you guys deserve better. of course you do.
Hurry up and run for president
Seriously, only another celebrity could beat Trump at this point 😂
White Americans, who themselves are no more than 2 generations away from a family member that migrated here.
We are all immigrants in this country..Americans' ability to fear anything darker than them. Anything foreign to them. Is outrageous. But it's as american as it gets.
My grandparents immigrated here to better our lives too.
Jason Jones looking on fleek 😍
If only there was such concern for homeless, hungry veterans, their families........and children!
You know the Daily Show has offered him so much money to come back full time. Jon Stewart gets them like twice the audience as the other hosts.
I don't know how Louie Gohmert Pyle finds his way out of his front door much less finds himself in office.
I like the mondays with Jon, but tbh I like the rotation for the rest of the week. It's not like every other show.
Thank you Jon Stewart. Listening to you, and laughing, at the brilliance of your comedic art makes, all my problems go away for a while, and brightens my day.
“Tang & Bang” 😂
The writers and Jon’s delivery is GENIUS!
One of my biggest annoyances with conservatives is how they will claim they have no issue as long as they are legal and will proclaim it left and right... But then they literally assume every person is illegal despite no evidence of it.
Also, the increasing amount of stories I hear of white Americans telling people to "go back to where they came from" or "learn to speak English" when traveling outside the US is embarrassing.
Most of the peopke l have heard complaining about immigrants not speaking English, don't speak English all that well themselves.
Jon Stewart for president
I love having John back, but I also love the other hosts, glad we have both❤
I have to remember not to drink anything while I listen.
Jon has truly stepped up his A game to an A++ game!!!
A stalwart of political commentary, comedy, and silver hair.
This is a garbage argument, a serious straw man, which I hope he didn't write because I like Jon. None of the people in this clip are talking about children, babies are crawling across the border on their own, eh?
@@JohnCallender-ut3sw - at least he doesn't have straw for hair! 🤣
@@JohnCallender-ut3sw I mean if people who are pro import had to seriously discuss the topic theyd have to talk about issues like how to do background checks and whos gonna pay for it and how to sell that to people who can barely feed their own children, so strawmanning and being ridiculous is a lot easier.
That being said this is a comedy show, people who take it too serious you should generally not try to have a serious conversation with
@@TheSuperappelflap The problem is too many people actually get their news from this program, my dad and sister among them. You can be funny and have an honest argument. It just divides people further to constantly make fun of the other side while being disingenuous.
Me too. I only watch when Jon is on😅😅
well done exposing hypocrisy
Stewart is in excellent form today!
Classic Jon, love it!
“I’m a Christian! Go away children in need!”-is what Christ might have said 🫤
They only meant other precious, white Christian children.
"Not our kids, not our problem.... Unless they're unborn then you have to do what my religion says"
From Oxford Dictionary: #2: an incursion by a large number of people or things into a place or sphere of activity.
"stadium guards are preparing for another invasion of fans" So, by his interpretation, we can call in the military when an invasion of fans occurs.
the upside down front sight post had me wheezing. That's an amazing detail!
I love the guest hosts, and Trevor Noah, but Jon Stewart has been there for my dad’s generation, my brothers generation, and mine! And I’m only 27, forget bill maher, Jon is our liberal hero!
Nothing changes