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(don't worry, no spoilers) today is the day I learned that the ending of attack on titan is absolute trash, beyond trash even, but that wasn't enough for Isayama, the thing with the ending is that it also made absolutely no sense, so I didn't even believe it was real, it didn't give me any kind of emotion damage, but there was something I missed, something so very sad, so freaking painful to know, if you have watched the ending and don't know what I'm talking about, good for you, you don't deserve to suffer the way I am right now
59:22 My mom named one of our cats "Wispurr" and another "Biggie." I believe Wispurr purred very softly and quietly. Biggie's paws were full of fluid we couldn't identify (not blood). The vets couldn't identify it either. It swelled her paws to about 3 times the size they should have been. Her paws are no longer swelled, but they are still large. Edit: I forgot to capitalize Wispurr.
1:01:21 Someone (I think it might have been napoleon) described France as 'a heaven filled with people convinced they're in hell' and I'm pretty sure that the description has spread to most of the developed world. Earth is a MUCH better place to live than it has ever been before, every sign indicates it will continue to get better, and you still get people saying stuff like this.
6:21 Can confirm, my culinary class has those tables. But I didn't just hear the stories: I witnessed them. A kitchen across from us dropped their container of flour and it exploded, coating the floor. The kitchen next to us threw a doughball on a shelf, hoping to check back on it in a month (it got removed before they could, luckily). The teacher having to actively tell us not to spray Lysol in each others' faces (specifically faces). Culinary 3 is crazy man
7:46 I want to do any of the main Fnaf animatronics because all I have to do is sit on an island in the middle of a lake with no way to or from without swimming, and I just have to sit there
12:42 FUN FACT horses don’t have a gag reflex and therefore cannot vomit. Meaning, if a horse ate an entire apple (core included), it would fucking choke to death.
4:28 he pulled sniperwolf by being willing to record cod gameplay, write scrips for her to read whilst watching the recording and ofc telling noone, too bad she left him huh
27:52 all of Scotland wales and norther Ireland all have the one thing in common we hate being associated with England (English genocide to Ireland and then needed their blood)(Scotland is trying it’s hardest to leave the uk)(wales is just kinda there idk im not part welsh im just Irish and English)
8:42 As a recently-minted Flight Sergeant in the Civil Air Patrol, I can confirm that this is *deffinitley* what we sit around thinking about in our idle time.
18:44 no blue Gatorade has healing properties, yellow Gatorade taste good, but doesn’t have healing powers and red taste good but doesn’t have healing powers
that footballer one about giving his mum his money got the last laugh, his ex wife took him to court expecting a phat payout. like hundreds of millions, she got nothing as he has no property or money as it is all his mothers. very smart man.
As someone who's been semi active in the furry community since 2011 there are two types of furries: either super successful commercial pilots/aerospace engineers/traders or hopeless NEETs forever stuck in their basement. Absolutely no inbetween
58:15 I think it was something to do with the hair being poc and twitter being twitter had a meltdown about it being used on a white animal crossing character
7:45 logically the best chance you have is Micheal Myers’s because he’s still at a humans level and has the speed of an athlete if it’s 24 hours I can guarantee that Jason will get bored of you before then and teleport to you to kill you.
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Day 101 of asking vaazkl to do donut memes
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Most TH-camrs: Exude emotions when talking.
Vaazkl: *Monotonously talking/raging/laughing*
The monotone and the self-insert at the end are nice.
"This is f**king sick, I kind of broke it though" is way too relatable.
he can project any emotion with a voice that sounds like a robot and actually make it noticeable that he's feeling that emotion like how
wait until you figure out who futurecanoe is
i like that VaazkL leaves in outtakes, makes it more human
I like that in long-form videos he doesn't play Roblox in the background.
i forgot VaazkL has more than just that one tone in his voice
voices are pianos, and VaazkL only presses one key
@@233joccasionally he accidentally presses another key
Daily Fun Fact: Today is the 5th anniversary of Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)
I forgot about that movie
Eh that movie kinda sucked
Bro I feel old 2018💀
@@Ian_LegitFr same
(don't worry, no spoilers) today is the day I learned that the ending of attack on titan is absolute trash, beyond trash even, but that wasn't enough for Isayama, the thing with the ending is that it also made absolutely no sense, so I didn't even believe it was real, it didn't give me any kind of emotion damage, but there was something I missed, something so very sad, so freaking painful to know, if you have watched the ending and don't know what I'm talking about, good for you, you don't deserve to suffer the way I am right now
59:22
My mom named one of our cats "Wispurr" and another "Biggie." I believe Wispurr purred very softly and quietly. Biggie's paws were full of fluid we couldn't identify (not blood). The vets couldn't identify it either. It swelled her paws to about 3 times the size they should have been. Her paws are no longer swelled, but they are still large.
Edit: I forgot to capitalize Wispurr.
Moral of the story: your mom is strange for being embarrassed about naming a turtle Voldetort, and I am very happy to have a mom like mine.
24:40 I, too, love saluting vegetables
That one about forgiveness. Forgiveness doesn't mean you let them do it to you again. It means you're not wasting your energy being mad at someone.
need to get my popcorn for this 2 hour compilation
the fuck you mean part 5@Rickler-zd7cs
Not cool announcing it and then not sharing
exactly@@juicebrik2284
Bro i just realised this is 2 hours long
8:24 Your delivery of that second line is basically perfect.
" 'What? It's not his nightmare, he's a good boy."😭
1:01:21 Someone (I think it might have been napoleon) described France as 'a heaven filled with people convinced they're in hell' and I'm pretty sure that the description has spread to most of the developed world. Earth is a MUCH better place to live than it has ever been before, every sign indicates it will continue to get better, and you still get people saying stuff like this.
2 hrs of memes on a Thanksgiving break nice
7:45 BATDR Wilson, bro is an old man who just wants to kill a demon-
16:19 at least he got his priorities straight
Agreed
27:47 Scotland is a country in the British isles, it is also part of the United kingdom, consisting of Scotland, wales, northern island and England
2:14 omg 😭 i can already feel that feeling of not having my inhaler 😭‼️
Another day, another Vaaz upload to keep the pain away
25:45, RIP tater tot, you goddamn legend
6:21 Can confirm, my culinary class has those tables. But I didn't just hear the stories: I witnessed them. A kitchen across from us dropped their container of flour and it exploded, coating the floor. The kitchen next to us threw a doughball on a shelf, hoping to check back on it in a month (it got removed before they could, luckily). The teacher having to actively tell us not to spray Lysol in each others' faces (specifically faces). Culinary 3 is crazy man
4:10 i hate those stress balls, they also make me stressed, once i asked my mom to get me one and it exploded
10:49 but then Google still stores your incognito data even though that defeats the point of incognito mode 😂
14:33 bro got character development
I hate it when people say that animals are more advanced than people because of their ability to dig holes
7:42 FRR the thing is the predators they have a code of honor. They cannot kill children or teens. I’m a preteen!
20:01 CHIBI NO!
7:46 I want to do any of the main Fnaf animatronics because all I have to do is sit on an island in the middle of a lake with no way to or from without swimming, and I just have to sit there
4:38 i laughed so hard i started coughing lmao
2:28 “give her to God already” 💀
43:50 the staff knew what they were doing every single staff member who was in this should get a promotion
4:26 the ears on the coyote drawing are weirdly tubular.
That was actually a really good tie fighter noise at the end
The bodies
12:19
Americans calling it a hangover burger when it’s probably only one pint, Brits, Irish and Germans would dominate this any day
I have limited myself to one burger as I am trying to slim down
Halloween is actually an ancient holiday of which people would dress up to ward off evil spirits.
4:38 realizing that being nice feels nice is a pretty rad thing innit
7:35 freedy Kruger because all you have to do is stay awake
12:42 FUN FACT horses don’t have a gag reflex and therefore cannot vomit. Meaning, if a horse ate an entire apple (core included), it would fucking choke to death.
5:27 reminds me of another related dad joke
Kid: I’m cold
Dad: Then go to the shower
Kid: Why?
Dad: It’s 90 degrees:
43:22 wait she got fired for that? For doing what every Teachers says they'll do? That's bs
4:28 he pulled sniperwolf by being willing to record cod gameplay, write scrips for her to read whilst watching the recording and ofc telling noone, too bad she left him huh
0:27 why tf did you even censor this bruh it legit just said pray
7:44 that monster from quiet place.
I am very silent.
22:47 Fyi a shwarma is a burrito
No way he just randomly drops the meaning of life at 34:44
16:22 is a yipee moment ngl
12:54 the spells in those books were banished in the war of realms , they are worse than dark magic
0:07 What if it is a group chat? (Will it be everyone)
1:54:54 this aged like an open jug of apple juice locked in a car on a hot summer day
'This is this, and that is that'
22:18 ah a religious banana loaf im guessing 😂
But seriously if man wants to dress as a banana for Halloween let him
Wyane Bruce probably still has his parents but wishes he didn't.
27:52 all of Scotland wales and norther Ireland all have the one thing in common we hate being associated with England (English genocide to Ireland and then needed their blood)(Scotland is trying it’s hardest to leave the uk)(wales is just kinda there idk im not part welsh im just Irish and English)
5:50 Yes, I can imagine that. I have been a child with brothers.
Is that even legal, the meme in the thumbnail? Surely the mask obstructs the pilots view....
Yes dear
8:42
As a recently-minted Flight Sergeant in the Civil Air Patrol, I can confirm that this is *deffinitley* what we sit around thinking about in our idle time.
Hey, Cadet A1C here! Please don't do this to us at encampment 😭
@@Kazperh No Guarantees ;D
have a happy 2024 encampment!
Where I live there’s a Wendy’s right across the street from a McDonald’s 😂
The greatest fight of the century weird Malcolm in the middle guy versus brick
7:28 this is every perfectionists dream
10:30 I agree!
22:42 My brain is the same way on weekends!
3:52 cigarettes, there’s a type called rizlers.
1:03:55 What the hell are the windows behind her doing???
And the tree's roots DO NOT look like that
24:40 sauté ❌ salute ✅
I like how the reason most of these are funny is because everyone is suffering and we all know it.
25:39 RIP Tater Tot
Ima save this video for later, it's so long!!
Imagine how the co-pilot in the thumbnail feels…
Probably gotten used to his co-worker's shenanigans
35:22 can we have a like 10 minute video of you playing with your dog?
i think that co pilot gon do better then that dog
1:44
tom: he did 2 years ago
toby: will smith slapped who?
0:17 for real though, I got hit by a car once and felt the same way lmao
I'm already cracking up and I'm not even 10 minutes in😂
I would choose to talk like Jar Jar Binks and then proceed to cut my tongue out :D
4:38 bruh 💀
That pilot is me.
fun fact: incognito mode only stops you from seeing your history..your ISP can still see what website you go to.
😂😂😂
29:35 i really feel this
i had a dream where I was hired by some random rapper to work at mcdonalds and i the end it was me ad a coworker trying to kill a spider octopus
58:39 nah bro just unlocked the racing slick tyres
14:22 unfortunately the new ones threw historical accuracy out the window
18:44 no blue Gatorade has healing properties, yellow Gatorade taste good, but doesn’t have healing powers and red taste good but doesn’t have healing powers
that footballer one about giving his mum his money got the last laugh, his ex wife took him to court expecting a phat payout. like hundreds of millions, she got nothing as he has no property or money as it is all his mothers. very smart man.
1:44 Wait... that's Rata the Rank 10 Trains guy!!!
As someone who's been semi active in the furry community since 2011 there are two types of furries: either super successful commercial pilots/aerospace engineers/traders or hopeless NEETs forever stuck in their basement. Absolutely no inbetween
Literally autism
There is one thing that can truly damage a man, well two actually: being cheated on and their pet died
52:12 that looked like a whole 4 paragraphs for a sec
The way he says Aluminum has me questioning if I say it right..
The second meme is a silicone wafer with computer chips printed on it. I should know, I like computers.
I couldn’t care less about a furry flying a plane, but what I want to know is, how would their voice sound on a speaker through the mask? 😰
the mask turned around a bit and they weren't able to see and everyone on the plane proceeded to die
Why did it take me awhile to realize why Christmas being on Friday the 13th was wrong.
My response to the thumbnail: “The only time it’s okay to kill a pilot.”
2:15 that’s an asthma inhaler
thats the joke
That furry has the chance to do the funniest thing as revenge for furry hate
58:15 I think it was something to do with the hair being poc and twitter being twitter had a meltdown about it being used on a white animal crossing character
Me having fun at school but then that kid saying do you want to play kickball. Me:YESSSSS
idk why but 13:03 made me giggle so much 💀😭
4:39 Yus, freddy fazbear Har har har har
24:43 are you sure? Salute? It’s sauté
7:45 logically the best chance you have is Micheal Myers’s because he’s still at a humans level and has the speed of an athlete if it’s 24 hours I can guarantee that Jason will get bored of you before then and teleport to you to kill you.
27:53 straight up proved the Scott right lol
It seems like I’ve been here before