Can you actually fit "Steve Bannon, of all people, thinks Trump and his dumbass relatives are crooked as shit and guilty of treason. Not only that, but all his White House employees think he's an incompetent pig whose one cheeseburger away from a double heart attack, can't read and may be loosing his mind" on a bumper sticker?
You just can't take America seriously anymore. The book matches the way millions see him across the world. America is now the biggest joke going. How you let this guy in is not only a mystery to the world but also a mystery to the guy himself.
Biden, Trump, are you finally realizing that our presidents have been mascots for the past 30 years?😂😂😂😂 stop wasting your time, unless you want to waste your time. It's all entertainment and it has been
I’ve noticed that the Trump supporters, the ones who troll the comments sections of these videos shouting ‘libtards’ and ‘merica #1’, don’t seem to have much to say in Trumps defence anymore. Why is that?
Julian Bradley stock market highest its ever been. Jobs are booming. Tax cuts for the middle class and corporations. Pulling funding from the UN. Israel. And my personal favourite. His positive position on Africa. New investors looking into Africa for business should help my people there. I’m not quite sure why you guys hate him or his supporters so much. But I don’t hate you guys. He continues to push his #maga agenda for all Americans of different backgrounds and I couldn’t be happier.
Dont Do It do you really think that North Korea is capable of doing any damage to the US? By the time the launch a missile their whole country will be obliterated. Why do you care about North Korea anyways. If you went there they would so happy to torture you. Idk why you are all so afraid that of this Kim Jun Dumb has no chance. And Trump is toying with him for lulz
As immature as it is, maybe we should be fighting Trump at his own game? You can't beat a 5 year old with logic but another 5 year old can beat a 5 year old.
Brock Neilon a 5 yr old muay Thai fighter against trump, that would be epic. I say 5 yr old because it's part of Thai culture to be a beast in the ring from a very young age. Plus trump needs an ads kicking, he is so drunk off power that he doesn't seem to realize he has befriended the very people he blamed for 9/11 a long with a shot load of other terror attacks.
Brock Neilon. The media and Democrats should start using « «I know you are, but what am I? ». « It takes one to know one ». « Stop hitting yourself, why are you still hitting yourself ». « My daddy can kick your daddys ass ». « I knew that before I was even born ».
eating only McDonalds is like eating poison. Has he ever seen that documentary by a guy who only ate fast food for 30 days? Wait, on second thought, let's not tell him about that movie 😁
The argument that he didn't want to win so they wouldn't have colluded with Russia has one major flaw: Trump's huge ego. He didn't want to win but he made his whole campaign bashing hillary. So no doubt they were stupid enough to try and find dirt on hillary with help from whoever. Not cuz they were taking the campaign seriously but because its all they do, use insults as arguments. It's very easy to imagine they would do all they could to bash hillary but still not expect themselves to win because they were just doing it for the fame and money. I have no trouble believing both are true.
Don Burgundy - Bernie Sanders: would've been much better in, 'Another Stake out!' Burny Sanders: Is the most common reason, for taking penicillin in the Whitehouse today!
Bill Clinton and Donald Trump = U.S. presidents. They always eat Mcdonald's. I always eat Mcdonald's I =the US president. I am embracing my bright future now. HaHa!!
TRUMP eats burgers for ONE big REASON .His molars are gone and cannot chew tough meat hence the burgers.Whatever happened to TRUMP steaks? A billionaire living on fast food burgers is really ridiculous. There is one more thing. Dental implants are quite possible this century and if he cannot have those then his jaw bones are weak.
That is what I said when he was voted in....he actually didn´t want to win and then was like - f.................ck. Did anybody think of the possibility that maybe all his ourtageous decisions and acts in this office are taken to get rid of the position? :D It´s kind of sad. What exactly does he have to do to be voted out? It seems it takes a lot. :/
Like Trump read it! He either had someone read it to him or listened to the audio book of it! I think he's too lazy for that even and doesn't have the attention span to pay attention to a whole book either! Although the book is about him, and we know how much Trump loves attention good or bad so maybe he did listen to the book?
Dear half bread Trevor Noah. I guess it is acceptable on the dark Continent,however here in the US ,making fun of somebody whit dyslexia is just not acceptable. Hope you understand this...
1# Wrong channel 2# Trump literally made fun of a disabled reporter 3# It wasn't Trevor making fun of Trump's semi literacy it was the book. Ps. Semi literacy doesn't translate to dyslexia.
People - why so fury against DT ? Apart from being a little clueless..He is someone working 24 hours for Americans. Is building a wall... with a nice door.. has a nuclear button on his table.. and promotes McDonald.. and now kicking illegal immigrants out.. and about to go war with rocket man... entertains the rest of the world on Twitter.. wow....never followed the late night shows so religiously.. lol
Working 24 hours for Americans? Quaffing orange kool-aid truly addles the brain cells. He spends less time working than previous U.S. presidents. Whined about the golfing of other presidents, now spends more time golfing than the rest of them. Has a nuclear button, someone will likely hide it from him. Rocket man played the orange bumpkin expertly. He is a true xenophobic idiot about immigration. As for kicking out, he will likely end up being kicked into a jail cell, modelling the latest in orange jump suits.
Why would he pretend? Or under Trump, even want to be one. He hosts a wonderful TV show and is astute in his assessment of the political mess that exists.
This book won't affect his support.. Mainly because it's a book, now if the information was in bumper sticker.
the real TUPO 🤣😅😂
the real TUPO hahaha
the real TUPO Your paragraph perfectly states how this is going to go down for Trump.
Can you actually fit "Steve Bannon, of all people, thinks Trump and his dumbass relatives are crooked as shit and guilty of treason. Not only that, but all his White House employees think he's an incompetent pig whose one cheeseburger away from a double heart attack, can't read and may be loosing his mind" on a bumper sticker?
Omg burn XD
America, we're laughing at you.
Haha
True though
The entire world is laughing even America’s hat 🇨🇦
That's why you sadick khan has higher crime than new York cause hes going after hurtful comments about islam.
🥺😭
You just can't take America seriously anymore. The book matches the way millions see him across the world. America is now the biggest joke going. How you let this guy in is not only a mystery to the world but also a mystery to the guy himself.
Cee Bee They let George W bush before Trump twice 😅😅😅🤪🤪🤪.... That should say something right🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Cee Bee Millions? Billions.
Putin pinches himself every morning because he just can't believe his luck in getting a useful idiot into the Oval Office, all without firing a shot.
It's only a mystery to brain dead retards that thinks trevor Noah is news/funny.
Biden, Trump, are you finally realizing that our presidents have been mascots for the past 30 years?😂😂😂😂 stop wasting your time, unless you want to waste your time. It's all entertainment and it has been
American politics is more entertaining than politics in my country ! 😐😂
The Chinese have a curse:
*May you live in interesting times.*
Glad that I am not living under a Drumpfian regime.
Don't forget Lalu Yadav and Rahul Gandhi 😂😂
6.30 is normal bedtime for a toddler
Isnt it abit too late for playing? Just asking
They like to get the residents in bed early in nursing homes, and the more difficult ones in bed first.
I dunno about people poisoning his food... but spitting in it? I bet he hasn't eaten a spit free meal in 40 years.
New Message - I still wouldn't refer to what he eats as 'food', the only edible part would have to be the spit.
Oh look, another top comment by New Message. Almost as if someone at TH-cam is manually putting you at the top to fulfill their anti Trump agenda
New Message LOL!! They probably spit into his ketchup bottles he uses for his burnt to a crisp steaks.
New Message sure none of it is a "yelper special"?
Matteo Pepe or lots of people just genuinely like his witty responses.
I’ve noticed that the Trump supporters, the ones who troll the comments sections of these videos shouting ‘libtards’ and ‘merica #1’, don’t seem to have much to say in Trumps defence anymore. Why is that?
Julian Bradley Perhaps the food poisoning is the last straw for them?
Julian Bradley - It's probably nap time for most of them.
Julian Bradley stock market highest its ever been. Jobs are booming. Tax cuts for the middle class and corporations. Pulling funding from the UN. Israel. And my personal favourite. His positive position on Africa. New investors looking into Africa for business should help my people there. I’m not quite sure why you guys hate him or his supporters so much. But I don’t hate you guys. He continues to push his #maga agenda for all Americans of different backgrounds and I couldn’t be happier.
Dont Do It do you really think that North Korea is capable of doing any damage to the US? By the time the launch a missile their whole country will be obliterated. Why do you care about North Korea anyways. If you went there they would so happy to torture you. Idk why you are all so afraid that of this Kim Jun Dumb has no chance. And Trump is toying with him for lulz
this is not all trump's work though. this is mostly the work of his team and the republican party.
trevor noah is by far my favourite comedian
That's really cool, man :)
I wonder how much McDonalds employee spit he's eaten by now?
pixel girl
12.6 Gallons, Plus 4 lbs in boogers and half a pint of jizz! That's some quality protein .
Jim Morgan, well done, that was truly nauseating.
pixel girl LOL!! They will probably spit in everyone’s burgers now. That way they will get him eventually for all his meals
@@StandAsYouAre the probability is 60%
Haha, sad but true LOL
As immature as it is, maybe we should be fighting Trump at his own game? You can't beat a 5 year old with logic but another 5 year old can beat a 5 year old.
Brock Neilon a 5 yr old muay Thai fighter against trump, that would be epic. I say 5 yr old because it's part of Thai culture to be a beast in the ring from a very young age. Plus trump needs an ads kicking, he is so drunk off power that he doesn't seem to realize he has befriended the very people he blamed for 9/11 a long with a shot load of other terror attacks.
Nah. If you go down to their level they will beat you with experience.
Brock Neilon. The media and Democrats should start using « «I know you are, but what am I? ». « It takes one to know one ». « Stop hitting yourself, why are you still hitting yourself ». « My daddy can kick your daddys ass ». « I knew that before I was even born ».
TheKaiTetley i swear trump has used all these LOL
Somnium Shadows I agree no one is good at being lowlife, thieves except Americans.
Very smart final words! He only gets what he seeded.
We miss you Trevor !!! Next show in Cape town ?? ❤️🌹❤️
"... now eat your cheesburger in it!" Damn! Lolopalypse!
Melania had tears. And not of joy 😂😂 I'm crying
Trevor it's not fair to insult a watermelon that way. At least they can procreate without a cheeseburger.
XD XD LOL LOL LOL 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can you imagine Obama's reaction when he heard Trump is in bed, watching TV by 6:30?
BRENDA VIGEANT i would love an Obama reacts screen in screen as the anchors are reading the days news
If I were able to reform politics I would would put a ten year prison sentence on lying as a politician and a life long bar on standing for office
the outro just nailed it. absolutely brilliant!
His impressions are killing me
And no one knows he is coming? LOL, maybe that is why Melania was crying;P
Badum tsssss!!!!
🍆 🕸
Comedy central UK killed my stress .
Trashy Tabloid Fiction should be the title of Donald Trumps biography.
Appreciate the value of your freedom not every country have it
1:35 to 2:36
«quem semeia ventos colhe tempestades»
Does anybody know if this book is worth buying? I'm interested in a good read.
That was a good sign off
Trevor's trump impression is of a baby trump...:P
You Mr. President you made your bed now you lay in it .. with your hamburger , that's good one
Oh, don't call a senior citizen an idiot.
He has dementia.
So?
Ironically by eating at McDonalds he is poisoning himself anyway
eating only McDonalds is like eating poison. Has he ever seen that documentary by a guy who only ate fast food for 30 days? Wait, on second thought, let's not tell him about that movie 😁
Michael Wolff... Michelle Wolf? And everyone is in accord that the book is "amusing"... The plot thickens.
It’s ‘pre-made’ specially for him
I'll guess, new job openings will be available soon 😂😂😋
✌ TWO SCOOPS ✌
it gave me MCdonalds ad before this
If trump can be president, what stops me of becoming superman?
Lovelyti said that trump looked horrified when he won.
The argument that he didn't want to win so they wouldn't have colluded with Russia has one major flaw: Trump's huge ego. He didn't want to win but he made his whole campaign bashing hillary. So no doubt they were stupid enough to try and find dirt on hillary with help from whoever. Not cuz they were taking the campaign seriously but because its all they do, use insults as arguments.
It's very easy to imagine they would do all they could to bash hillary but still not expect themselves to win because they were just doing it for the fame and money. I have no trouble believing both are true.
As a watermelon my self I am offended that you would say Trump is as dumb as me and my kind
Does anyone else see the irony, in how with each passing day, Sanders is slowly turning into a less hot version of Rosie O'Donnell?!
Don Burgundy - Bernie Sanders: would've been much better in, 'Another Stake out!'
Burny Sanders: Is the most common reason, for taking penicillin in the Whitehouse today!
This sounds odd but I kind of feel bad for Trump that even his own people felt he was inadequate.
...So Trump is the dude who goes running through drive-throughs between the car and the window grabbing peoples' orders?
Bill Clinton and Donald Trump = U.S. presidents.
They always eat Mcdonald's.
I always eat Mcdonald's
I =the US president.
I am embracing my bright future now. HaHa!!
is it ok if i get a copy of fire and fury
look at this guy? very sad
IDK if it is but it sure does sound like he is using fake laughs and it's triggering me
Eating fast food in bed at 70, is he going all in on the "child" thing or what ?
Nyum nyum nyum nyum. Subscribing. Trump is the human Eric Cartman.
6 bankruptcies
South Park was so accurate
I wonder if ever read a book
TRUMP eats burgers for ONE big REASON .His molars are gone and cannot chew tough meat hence the burgers.Whatever happened to TRUMP steaks? A billionaire living on fast food burgers is really ridiculous. There is one more thing. Dental implants are quite possible this century and if he cannot have those then his jaw bones are weak.
Why doesn't Turmp just get a private chef
Really!!! You put on a suit & dribble schoolyard jargon.#Baizuo
He was in bed by 6:30, p.m. or a.m., he didn't specify...
2 years later, yeap it was definitely true.
3:00 Melania cried but not happily when trump won
I long for the day when I never have to hear Trump or Suckabee Sanders voice ever again
100 years from now, I wonder what history books will tell about Trumps tenure as POTUS.
Love how the lady defending him is just.... idk how to say it, but she was extra
I love Noah and hate Trump, but this time Noah ridiculed logical stuff: premade food to avoid poisoning...
Does anyone know a mcdonalds that doesn't have a ball pit XD
All that money, and he eats maccas....fuck that shit.
Many*
That funny too much
The american joke
719 like - i was there
Why only Mc Donald’s? lol why not Burger King or kfc?
He eats KFC with a knife and fork..
He seems to be depressed
That is what I said when he was voted in....he actually didn´t want to win and then was like - f.................ck. Did anybody think of the possibility that maybe all his ourtageous decisions and acts in this office are taken to get rid of the position? :D It´s kind of sad. What exactly does he have to do to be voted out? It seems it takes a lot. :/
17:20
Tbh the McDonald thing is kinda smart
i think both trump theories true but they happened at different times in the race
Omg lol
Trump opened a McDonald's in the West Wing
Not dumb as watermelon but muskmelon coz it's orange
Like Trump read it! He either had someone read it to him or listened to the audio book of it! I think he's too lazy for that even and doesn't have the attention span to pay attention to a whole book either! Although the book is about him, and we know how much Trump loves attention good or bad so maybe he did listen to the book?
Njamnjamnjamnjamnjamnjam
USA is really a free country in matter of press, if not Trevor Noah would have been rotten in an unknown jail but I like him he's funny.
😂
the press secretary looks like a playdoh girl some kid was making and didn't get to finish because break time was up
bavk to S Africa noah .
An American eating fast food, doesn't surprise me. What's the matter?
triggered comment: vote for Trump
Dear half bread Trevor Noah. I guess it is acceptable on the dark Continent,however here in the US ,making fun of somebody whit dyslexia is just not acceptable. Hope you understand this...
1# Wrong channel
2# Trump literally made fun of a disabled reporter
3# It wasn't Trevor making fun of Trump's semi literacy it was the book.
Ps. Semi literacy doesn't translate to dyslexia.
First of all Trump never claimed he was dyslexic and dyslexic people aren't semi literate, many are highly educated.
People - why so fury against DT ? Apart from being a little clueless..He is someone working 24 hours for Americans. Is building a wall... with a nice door.. has a nuclear button on his table.. and promotes McDonald.. and now kicking illegal immigrants out.. and about to go war with rocket man... entertains the rest of the world on Twitter.. wow....never followed the late night shows so religiously.. lol
Working 24 hours for Americans?
Quaffing orange kool-aid truly addles the brain cells.
He spends less time working than previous U.S. presidents.
Whined about the golfing of other presidents, now spends more time golfing than the rest of them.
Has a nuclear button, someone will likely hide it from him.
Rocket man played the orange bumpkin expertly.
He is a true xenophobic idiot about immigration.
As for kicking out, he will likely end up being kicked into a jail cell, modelling the latest in orange jump suits.
Nobody expected trump to win but the other option Hilary was considered worse that’s y he won. . . Joke seemed to b better.
Not funny at all
Parshuram Sena it is funny because he is comparing trump to you I don't see the difference!
savage games and you think you and this black guy ls funny now that's really funny
Trevor don't pretend that you are an American
Pratik Chika... He isn't... It's a commentary on what a moron is leading America. Even us non 'Muricans can see that, heh, Pratik?
He doesn’t. Americans are ashamed to be American these days.
Why would he pretend? Or under Trump, even want to be one.
He hosts a wonderful TV show and is astute in his assessment of the political mess that exists.