10 biggest Cocks and she cocks in advertising

From the peerless charlie brooker. Does what it says on the tin (he's a cock as well imo)
quotes:
Woman:"now olay regentis is the worst kept secret in beauty"
Brooker:"Yea and whos fault is that you f**king terrerhawk?!"
Random bloke:"I am addicted"
Brooker:"No you am a dickhead"