"I will teach you techniques of your ancestors, that will chance how you see life and death, to show you what light can shine and what darkness can hide" -the wise turtle
Can you hear them? All these people who lived in terror of you and your judgement. All these people who's ancestors devoted and sacrificed themselves to you. Can you hear them singing? Oh, you like to think you're a god, but you're not a god. You're just a parasite eating out the jealousy and envy and longing for the lives of others. You feed on them. On the memory of love and lost and birth and death and joy and sorrow. So, so come on then. Take mine. Take my memories. And I hope you've got a big appetite because I have lived a long life and I have seen a few things. I walked away from the last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and watched as time ran out. Moment by moment until nothing remained -- no time, no space, just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics where devised by the mind of a mad man. I watched universes freeze and creations burn. I have seen things you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze. So come on then! Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! You have it all!
As someone who’s special interest is marine life, I always get super excited whenever you put videos of marine life in your videos. Got especially excited today because stingrays are my favorite animal. 2:45 Thank you. :]
The ending clip looks like it is straight out of a futuristic world but the advanced beings who want to be explorers return to the ground and explore the abandoned and worn down buildings that used to be the homes to millions on millions of people but now due to some global event they resorted to either living in the sky or on another planet near Earth, like it feels so surreal yet beautiful and it is just amazing.
That is a snapping turtle. They are really common where I live and I see them everywhere. They are really not as vicious and aggressive as people think they are and are actually quite docile mostly of the time.
Yo that turtle looks like an ancient benevolent being that lets you come to his home to eat food and rest. In return, you occasionally do quests for him and he rewards you with cool magical items. Edit: Well, I never thought I would see the day where I get 1k on any of my comments. On a video that's a year old no less. Thanks.
1:35 meanwhile the silencer be like: ay yo could you chill The gun be like: ay why you shootin me like this come on now the achievement be like: ACHIEVEMENT GET; FIRE BULLETS The guy be like: ay this gun gettin hot The wall they shootin at be like: *_AHHHH AHHH AHHDISNDINDHXXIHDBDUSNSJDNIJEHDINEDJINSIEBE9JHDJDIDNIDJDODHDIDNHDOENEJEJDOEJEOEN_*
Gerald Hopps showing that you’re not afraid, being aggressive, and trying to make yourself look bigger are pieces of advice I always find on sources about surviving bear encounters. That and punching them in the nose and face of all else fails.
I feel like he’s the only TH-camr who deserves more subs. Maybe because 1. Does not clickbait 2. Starts right at the thumbnail 3. Does not board us to death with talking 4. How much time it takes him to find the clips. Edit: Holy sh*t thanks for the likes guys lol.. and also I am aware that I spelled bored wrong..
WTFFF I am extremely confused: Why do I have so many fans on TH-cam despite my being the unprettiest TH-camr WORLDWIDE? Please answer my question, dear morggymoop
That Polar Bear looked small and young, mom probably kicked it out not too long ago. An older, larger Polar Bear, boar or sow, would’ve laughed in his face and charged back.
creeprkillr11305 the plastic has escaped from the factory! Master turtle:... that is bad news.. Also that’s the best line from master ougwa ever. Also ik that’s not how to spell Oogway.
@@BLINKBOXHD its in zakynthos, greece. The place is called the smugglers wreck. Ive been there. Much people jump off with parachutes and much people slam into the rocks then.
Hyunjins fluffy hair You do realize that Polar Bears are even more aggressive than Grizzlies? Especially, since they have no land predators that rival them. I’m sure the bear was curious. However, that curiosity could’ve quickly turned into him wanting an afternoon snack. That man did the right thing. Had he ignored the bear & let it too close, it would’ve attacked him.
Because people often get sick of the people clickbaiters shit and just stop watching. Clickbait might work the first few times but after a while people won't click anymore
This is clickbait idiot!? This is not an old turtle at all. It's a mary river turtle from Australia. They grow algae on their heads mostly but can gtow everywhere on their bodies
Nope further than that he seen the war of the roses, Genghis Kahn, the knights of the round table, Cleopatra Reign, Ww1, ww2, Revolution war, civil war, before Chuck Norris, and Jesus birth. He seen all of that.
Old people: exist
That turtle: now listen here young man, back in my day-
Lol
Underated comment
LMAO
So, I was cackling for a FRACKING 3 DAYS LMAOO AND WHY THE HECK DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES?
I will continue that sentence thank you “back in my day we used to eat Dino nuggies but now sadly we eat chicken:(“
2:10 *_GARFIELD?!_*
no its fieldgar
Indeed
Yeah he just chilling after a long day eating food
"Hi, John"
It is a br br Garfield (I am Brazillian XD)
*"Before we bended the elements, we bended the energies within ourselves."*
-That turtle, probably
"I will teach you techniques of your ancestors, that will chance how you see life and death, to show you what light can shine and what darkness can hide"
-the wise turtle
"There are no accidents."
-The Turtle,Art of War
“mm monke”
-That turtle, probably
Oh my gosh I love a good avatar reference
Sorry but lion turtles are extinct so that cant be him
The Turtle does know everything
He saw the End of Dinosaurs
He saw the Beginning of the World
He saw things he never thought was real
Can you hear them? All these people who lived in terror of you and your judgement. All these people who's ancestors devoted and sacrificed themselves to you. Can you hear them singing? Oh, you like to think you're a god, but you're not a god. You're just a parasite eating out the jealousy and envy and longing for the lives of others. You feed on them. On the memory of love and lost and birth and death and joy and sorrow. So, so come on then. Take mine. Take my memories. And I hope you've got a big appetite because I have lived a long life and I have seen a few things. I walked away from the last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and watched as time ran out. Moment by moment until nothing remained -- no time, no space, just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics where devised by the mind of a mad man. I watched universes freeze and creations burn. I have seen things you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze. So come on then! Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! You have it all!
The turtle is just
"Come closer, child, and hear my wisdom."
True
Master oogway
Ah yes
“Mmm, monke”
I think that turtle is capable of lego piece
“Yesterday was history. Tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why it is called a present.”
-Master Oogway
*everybody loves KUNGFU FIGHTING-*
•Threaded Gacha• YA!
I came to the comments to find a comment about oogway. It was the third comment I found
Rohran Rohran Bootiful gif btw ;)
Skadoosh..
That turtle looks like a mythical creature.
It looks like a chia pet I have.
Woah you got a heart after 2 years!
It does imagine it would be HUGE
You mean the giant island turtle?
Pokemon
The firefighter rescuing the dog is by far the best clip for obvious reasons. The whole video is great, though. That opal is a real winner!
no
turtle
AGREED
I'M TALKING ABOUT TURTLE
@@insertquirkynamehere5258 - Oh no! The head engineer of the Obama foundation found my TH-cam channel! What ever will I do? Lol!
The turtle being found after all those years: There are no accidents
Sheeeeesh
Nah your right
Master oogway
Holy shit I got a heart
Congrats!!
Bear: “Oh you wanna take my picture? Lemme get closer”
Photographer: “HIISSSSSSSSS”
Bear: “wtf”
How the turns have tabled!
edit: i worded it on purpose wtf yall
@@movedaccountscyayalls7119 now the tables have turned
There
Edit: i know its a joke lol
@@lagwilson8159 lmfao
@@lagwilson8159 i see ur not a man of culture
@@movedaccountscyayalls7119 it’s how the turn tables
Bro its obviously the lion turtle from avatar
I agree completely!! Someone insulted it by calling it something from rick and morty can you believe it!
That was what i think lmao😂
Rainee Holmes I’m pretty sure the thing from rick and Morty was a tortoise tho
OH MY GOSH I LOVED AVATAR I WISH I COULD BRING IT BACK =((
It got canceled in 2006 :(
imagine getting THIS old, if this Turtle could talk, it could tell stories of way back in the days
That's not a turtle. That's master Oogway himself
I didn’t see your comment so I gotta delete mine
His grandmother.
lol haha
underrated comment
you're smart af
2:05 Now that's the true definition of SWAG
Garfield the cat
That cat makes me want a cat...
@ZniperShaf no1 cares if your first
BRASIL PORRA
Se for postar isso no suddenlycaralho
Me coloca ao lado de ednaldo pereira, nosso mestre.
drip
The turtle was saying "back in the days, things were beautiful, no PLASTICS"
Yes
ok Boomer
Hydro flaskiesskskskskkskksks
WHOAH. WHO'S AT THAT TABLE THERE?
@@cheenobi6123 ok gen z. Lost idiot.
Me: "Hey turtle tell me a story"
Turtle: "go to bed kid I'm going to Tell you a very very long story young boy"
The turtle looks like it has a quest for you
Another settlement needs your help
LOL
poor polar bear..
We could’ve used that turtle to tell us which settlements need our help!
I need more bred
That turtle be like "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift"
"That is why it is called the *present* "
That's why it is called present
That turtle lived so long that it unlocked the legendary skin
lol
i bet you can make a video game like _ori and the will of the turtle_
I wonder how many historical events that turtle has unknowingly lived through
It wasn't unknowingly ........... It definitely knew , it just came to the diver like damn , I thought y'all were all ded
@@pacesucks7008 vietnam, world war 1&2
@@Khaos969 that species of turtle only lives up to about 40-50 years in the wild
@@quezmiz736 What species is it?
@@saviitrius it appears to be a snapping turtle
Tortoises(live on land) are the ones that live for years and years and years
As someone who’s special interest is marine life, I always get super excited whenever you put videos of marine life in your videos. Got especially excited today because stingrays are my favorite animal. 2:45 Thank you. :]
I see Master Oogway has gone aquatic
You beat me to the Master Oogway joke 😂
Hey I know you from vr chat
Damn you beat me to the joke😂
lolz
I’m done😂🤣
Did the diver find the turtle, or did the turtle find the diver? looks like the turtle found the diver to me!
Wait is this the real yumi cuz if u are im a big fan and love ur tryhardness in rainbow 7 hacks
the check by his name means he is. Super cool to see ya here dude I’m a fan!
Cob is funnier
yumi¿
naw dawg the turtle was waiting for the diver
The polar bear: *”hey wassup dude-“*
The man: **HISSSSSS**
DasRandomMan
The polar bear: AAAAAA
I'd run too 😂
1:10 TIME STAMP
The polar bear: bro chill wtf im out
Polar bear : How did you walk with two feet dude?
Dude : HIISSSS....
The ending clip looks like it is straight out of a futuristic world but the advanced beings who want to be explorers return to the ground and explore the abandoned and worn down buildings that used to be the homes to millions on millions of people but now due to some global event they resorted to either living in the sky or on another planet near Earth, like it feels so surreal yet beautiful and it is just amazing.
Yes, beautiful
everyone's talking about the turtle, no one's talking about how the camera was filming a camera
😂
How
Wdym, IDC if you r/woosh me
FBI has entered the chat
Wait wha-
HOLYSHITE
Polar Bear: *poses for camera*
Photographer: *HISSSSSSSS*
Polar Bear: WHAT THE HELL MAN-
Lmao 😂😆😁 this needs more likes.....
Lol you are funny
The Kitty Cult 670th like
💀💀💀💀💀💀
No joke
Polar bear was like: chill bro it's just a prank look at the camera
darkhorse0404 underrated
Fellow melon dog.
@@goobiethicc5054 brother, we meet again
@@pisic9022 LMAO
You called me?
So we’re just gonna pretend like this man did not just scare of a polar bear…POLAR BEAR, Ok😶
That must be the original turtle of "The never ending story"
Turtle: ACHOOOO- what did you say
Or from ATLA
That turtle remind me of Master Oogway
I watched the never ending story as a kid I was disappointed it ended
The neverending stoorEeEeeeeEE badada bada...
Turtle:
"Come here mortal, I shall share with you all the secrets of the galaxy."
ur mom gay
@@Acecer your dad lesbian
@@syve4172 well he said you were amazing in the bed ... i blame you for that.
your sister is lesbian
@@dread4337 youre an accident
Me: Turtle, how did the dinosaurs go extinct?
Turtle: *sit down, young one. I’m about to tell you a story*
@@gaize1017 LOL
Dinosaurs went extinct because their farts turned the air trashy
@@justaguyyyy6446 they brought it to themselves 😼
@@justaguyyyy6446 Kenji?
they didnt actual die, when they turn into a meteor and flew into space to Uranus where they live
I'd probably die if I was a wildlife photographer, a tiger or grizzly would attack me and I'd just be petting it whilst it chewed my face off
Polar bear:Hi there I am friendly I won’t hur-
Human:HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Polar bear:WTF
Phoenix Fire polar bear:hell no fuck that
Same thing with beees
hello
666 likes
Phoenix Fire 666 likes
2:24
Eagle: *Swoops down toward the rabbit*
Rabbit: *SIKE*
Mr_JZA lol
The rabbit shouldve roundhouse kicked him in the face
Animal wars: The rise of cat walker
Mr_JZA I was like “what the..-“
@@brockdieng9629 why is that important
the bear: hey man wann be my frien-
the guy : HISS
the bear: CHILL BRO
Haha
Bear be like : _Shiver me timbers_
the guy was just protecting himself
@@imded442 bruh did u even understand the joke of this comment
@@callmepsychh919 the turtle is old
That is a snapping turtle. They are really common where I live and I see them everywhere. They are really not as vicious and aggressive as people think they are and are actually quite docile mostly of the time.
The turtle is so beautiful
No
I hope no one eats him.
@@flickgamehes1e591 yes
It really isn't
Green Shark how can you be jealous of a turtle 😂😂
Dat turtle looks like he is saying “come closer,let my tell you a secret”
It's free real estate
@@-KillaWatt- fuck u
DomasW woah buddy calm down there
@@domas3970 CALM DOWN
LOL more like “hey there lil mama lemme whisper you in your ears”
Turtle gets closer to human's ear and whispers:
*"monke"*
"monke
magic"
69
mon-keigh
@ You got to be kidding me. You one of those guys? 🤣
men
Just give that Turtle a stick and it will magically turn into Master Oogway.
Yo that turtle looks like an ancient benevolent being that lets you come to his home to eat food and rest. In return, you occasionally do quests for him and he rewards you with cool magical items.
Edit: Well, I never thought I would see the day where I get 1k on any of my comments. On a video that's a year old no less. Thanks.
Awesomeness 👏🏻👏🏻
1:35 meanwhile the silencer be like: ay yo could you chill
The gun be like: ay why you shootin me like this come on now
the achievement be like: ACHIEVEMENT GET; FIRE BULLETS
The guy be like: ay this gun gettin hot
The wall they shootin at be like: *_AHHHH AHHH AHHDISNDINDHXXIHDBDUSNSJDNIJEHDINEDJINSIEBE9JHDJDIDNIDJDODHDIDNHDOENEJEJDOEJEOEN_*
I think its just a turtle
Turtle version of Yoda
Now go write that book.
Turtle: *"Jerrold? Jerrold is that you? IT HAS BEEN 66 MILLIONS YEARS MY SON"*
the camera man: 🎥 👁👄👁
7 years ago 4 years ago, understandable have a nice day
Lmaoo
Omg LOL XD.
I cracked up-
He probably saw the first world war
@@lzylay he probably saw the revolutionary war
2:05 that’s not just any cat, *THATS GARFIELD.*
i hate mondays and i love lasagna
@@cyberNinja69477 i hate lasagna
Brazil
@@danilorm2402 the narrator said: "this man from brazil and this cat"
@@danilorm2402 you: "ah yes brazilian are dumb that cant speak english"
This turtle is so old that my great grandma called him sir.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly,
He carry an island on his bacc
I think he's descended from The Great Turtle that carries the world on its back.....
He looks Like Oogway.
Its a torterra
@@Kallikallikalli a underwater torterra
@@jean-pierreraduocallaghan8422 ooo i know that
That photographer does not at all seem scared of that polar bear
Gerald Hopps showing that you’re not afraid, being aggressive, and trying to make yourself look bigger are pieces of advice I always find on sources about surviving bear encounters. That and punching them in the nose and face of all else fails.
That's the point. The polar bear can't know he's afraid.
He's probably a Slav
Lol
@@nekomuffin8918 true
Watching since 2015,
Never Dissapointed
or clickbaited.. 👍
The only channel with zero clickbait and we don't even have to wait to watch the clip in the thumbnail. I seriously love this dude. #NoHomo
@@iAjayIND exactly, and he doesn't make any money from these clips...
@StarrySky 👌
@Aunty Agony ThiS is Maurice TOP COMMENT !! Totally agree.
Ajay Indapure the no homo wasn’t necessary
The turtle looks like someone from Davy Jones crew😂
I feel like he’s the only TH-camr who deserves more subs. Maybe because
1. Does not clickbait
2. Starts right at the thumbnail
3. Does not board us to death with talking
4. How much time it takes him to find the clips.
Edit: Holy sh*t thanks for the likes guys lol.. and also I am aware that I spelled bored wrong..
I believe "he" is actually a team but just only him will do the talking.
@@tapist3482 Yeah, but I agree with this person anyway
@@qExAi5 Didn't say I'm not agreeing with him though.
@@tapist3482 he didn't said you don't agree.
Since everybody is agreeing here, I'll go ahead and disagree.
*2:07** that's how I sit knowing i have 5 assignments, 2 exams and 27 codes to submit tomorrow*
0:23 is how I sit except like
I jump
subscribe to pewdiepie ehh that’s high school. High school is easy asf.
john no it isn’t wtf
@@spiritaam6689 Well comparing high school to college... High school was super easy. Just do the work and BAM, get an A grade.
Relatable
Diver: "OH WISE TURTLE TELL ME YOUR SECRETS"
The Turtle: "MMM monkey"
* *proceeds to ascend* *
*monke
I want to like, but it has 69, so I can’t
@Ho Justin thank you
its oogway
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift… that’s why they call it the present”
- The old turtle.
"the turtle knows all the secrets of the universe"
Turtle: _swim swim swim_
*Eat eat* _swim_
I cant even imagine how old that poor thing would be
And u guys r already down here making jokes n memes.
😁
@@playerunknown7211 poor thing its not like it was hurt or somthing
Player Unknown It’s not hurt tho
Lol
turtle knows all the secrets of the universe
Turtle: I remember when TH-cam didn't have 2 ads, those were the times
I watched whole video..but no ads
@@HmYeti3704 it's the turtle's blessing he/she bestowed upon this video
UNDERRATED LMAOO
सुशिल बस्नेत Ads only appear when you started a video and 10 minutes long video(I guess?)
@@OfficerReds now we get 2 ads in a row but before it was only one ad in a row damn those were the good old days
Old Turtle: "In the era before the Avatar..."
That diver is gonna become the Avatar.
@Ray Avila he using charkra
Do you guys like korra
@SirPandaFluff i feel like they should make korra not cannon and retry again idk
0:03-0:23 // Diver : "This turtle is not a turtle, now this is what I call a great piece of grassy wet land. Amazing."
"HoLy mOLy"
How it's so easy to get a ♥.. Like u just typed Holy Moly and boom. There u go
Its the FrE Sh Ava Ca Do lady
@@suborgtfo.4433 Well clearly it's a lot more complicated than that.
He had to use caps in between
Yet for me, please . . .
*moldy
Na that’s not a turtle it’s me coming out my room after 10 months
Me but in 18 years when my mom kicks me out
😂
WTFFF I am extremely confused: Why do I have so many fans on TH-cam despite my being the unprettiest TH-camr WORLDWIDE? Please answer my question, dear morggymoop
AxxL shut up you’re everywhere
AxxL that’s just how mafia works
Polar bear - “Can I have a hug Hooman?”
Human - *”HSHHHHHH”*
Meh
Yeah a hug...
@@Skitteryhurdle5 You don't get it, right?
Chickin Who Makes Video’s bear: OH SHOOT
*KSS KSS KSS KSS
That Polar Bear looked small and young, mom probably kicked it out not too long ago. An older, larger Polar Bear, boar or sow, would’ve laughed in his face and charged back.
“There is no good news or bad news. There is just news.” -That turtle.
"And I will be here until the day there's no more news."
creeprkillr11305 the plastic has escaped from the factory!
Master turtle:... that is bad news..
Also that’s the best line from master ougwa ever. Also ik that’s not how to spell Oogway.
“There are no accidents”
"My time has come"
"The past is history, the future is a mystery and today is a gift, that's why it's called present".
*That turtle is probably old enough to remember the original Ben 10*
I'm as old as an ancient-ass turtle, then.
Steve En damn, thats old
Steve En aye! Mettaton!
Wow
*the only good Ben 10
That polar bear just wanted to bring him a Coke :(
Lmao
Aww poor polar bear all he wanted was a friend
@@muntahaabid7860 aww hell that man
With the way that bear was wiggling I think he wanted a belly rub.
@@zband9016 I think he did he was itchy
0:26 that's how people go missing, that was stupid and one wrong move and you fall.
0:27 anyone see that mountain that looks like a crocodile
Edit: Thx for all the likes
Fuck,i think thats an SCP.
Where is that place
Yeah.
@@BLINKBOXHD its in zakynthos, greece.
The place is called the smugglers wreck. Ive been there. Much people jump off with parachutes and much people slam into the rocks then.
Barely Edible Potato Fries agree
The turtle is about to teach him energy bending
Emory Briddell LoL underrated avatar comment
*Before we bent the elements, We bent the energy inside of each other.*
To bend another's energy your own spirit must be unbendable or u will be corrupted and destroyed
Breathing underwater
@@who9042 u need pufferfish for that
Thats a friggen dinosaur
you rang
latonya ingram 😂😂😂
Its a toaster Didnt you read the title
Yes and his name is Phil
I think it's an alligator turtle but I can't see the shell well enough
1:51 Poor Racoon searching for food on his fluffy and chubby belly. Funny and cute!
2:19 The new Garfield movie looking great!
lol
He's going to make transactions with lasagna
U funy
Jon give lasaga
Jon gon give some bitch Lasagna 👌
That turtle is so old it probably remembers the shooting stars meme
I'm surprised no one but me liked this comment
It probably experienced the big bang
Wat's this shooting stars meme thou speak of?
What meme?
He so old he probably remembers your mom when he was a child
melting a silencer with bullets the most American thing ive ever seen
Yep
Exactly what I thoigh
Not exactly
Gun: I shot 70 rounds and my silencer melted
GTA 5:your pathetic
@@Chaos_152 yes exactly
Daily Dose never disappoints!!
Thanks man 😊
0:28 is this just me or does the peninsula look like an aligator sleeping
I thought so too.
yup
Imagine it suddenly rises up and a long healthbar appears atop it
I didn't think that
bruh
People getting older: Loses hair
Turtle getting older: UNO REVERSE
Turtle getting older: Grows hair
That’s algae
@@lisey_6 No I am pretty sure that is beautiful chad hair.
@@lisey_6 yeah but it looks yummy
@@lisey_6 it's Chad hair can't u see
Plot twist: The Turtle is actually moving corals.
Woww
Wow
N-Nani??!!!
Yes it is and its my uncle
@@tutlegamesperiod.9794 hold up
0:27 That rock looks just like a giant croc.
The Great Thing About This Channel I sThe Thumbnail comes first
Hopefully thst stays his usp forever
Ye
Yes
Minecraft_. Mia_. Ik
No click bait here
That's that turtle from Kung Fu Panda
Neat52 master oogway
@@themidgetking4326 yup
Master oogway
battlehard 3 yup...
Oogway died tho
This turtle look like about to say " My time has come"
Master no don't leave me
@@budliar3088 you will have to complete the journey without me... You have to believe....
I was about to say that. Bruh.
"There are no accidents."
@ImNot Kenシッツ
1) two weeks.
2) You are quite the cancer.
Guess you could call it carrot-aye (karate)
2:24
2:16 nah pretty sure that's Garfield
True
Lol
*I GOTTA HAVE ME SOME LA SAGAH*
😂😂😂👍
"Sigh, mondays"
Imagine walking into a bank and seeing a cat with sunglasses just
viben
come to brazil man
@@gloriareis792 always ♡ love ♡ comments ♡ that ♡ say ♡ that ♡
bear: i have no fear.
human: HisS
bear: i have one fear.
Mama bear: *appears* Still no fear.
Your username😂
That man was rude tho, the bear wanted to be left alone yet he was trynna film him and scare him too. Smh
@@cookinlikeachefima5starmic747 he wasnt rude tho he just scared him. he didnt hurt him or anything
Hyunjins fluffy hair
You do realize that Polar Bears are even more aggressive than Grizzlies? Especially, since they have no land predators that rival them. I’m sure the bear was curious. However, that curiosity could’ve quickly turned into him wanting an afternoon snack. That man did the right thing. Had he ignored the bear & let it too close, it would’ve attacked him.
You know the turtle is old when theres vines and weed growing out of its shell.
Then death came to the turtle
Turtle: *_"My time has come"_*
Me: Master, nu!
I shall be with, what you call “Stan lee”
Haha
Kungfu panda
Kungpu panda addicition
The amount of wisdom that turtle can tell is endless
I don't know, man, their brains are quite primitive. Probably just looking for food or curious at most. Pooing. Sleeping. etc.
@@damienholland8103 do you know of master Oogway
800th like
2:37
The finding Dory search party
That guy 67463 this needs more likes
u need more likes my dood
Give this guy more likes...
Now 420 likes.....
Blaze it
"I used to be an adventurer, just like you... and then I got better! Hah!"
Man: *Stands up to polar bear*
Hood Nature: *”Impossible…”*
I see your a fellow hood nature subscriber/fan?
@@randomgoblinmanthatlikeska6177 yes he is amazing
Ah I think you mean Casual Geographic
@@seyamrahman1002 his name use to be Hood Nature
He's going to question everything now...like he always does
Yes it’s true, I am wiser then all of you humans.
Maybe if you would have posted this last year it would’ve got likes
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Lololol 😂
That Really Old Turtle omg ur pfp 😂
Rushi Jaeger IKRRR LMFAO
That turtle looks more like an underwater sloth
What are you talking about? That obviously me
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Exactly what I was thinking a drowned sloth
not the “holy moley” in unison 💀
Turtle: come my child, Obama’s last name is-
*clip ends*
-care
Obama's last name is Vincent
THE SECRET OF OBAMA’S LAST NAME IS-
ZA WARUDO
@@ethancohen6092 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?
*NOOOOOOOOOO*
1:44 when you making sure the Cockroach is dead.
Burn your house if the cockroach survives it.
Lemon Skit burn the earth
Lemon Skit burn the universe
well_ It's you again undrrated comment lmao
Lemon Skit yes of course
That turtle is gonna give you a tutorial
No, he does the tutorial.
Hes the last companion you find in a rpg or mmo
Jillybean711 turtleorial
That turtle remembers when Poseidon was still a spermatozoa😳
The turtle looks like it's about to send me on a side quest to teach me a new skill to get pass the boss on level 12.
NintendoWolf 😂
He’s lv 99 boss
This turtle belongs as a Easter egg in God Of War. The worlds serpents best friend!
nah hes the grandmaster who summons u to another world for a quest..
Thing is, he doesn’t use clickbait and he still is more popular than almost all clickbaiters.
Because people often get sick of the people clickbaiters shit and just stop watching. Clickbait might work the first few times but after a while people won't click anymore
Not all heores wear capes
This is clickbait idiot!? This is not an old turtle at all. It's a mary river turtle from Australia. They grow algae on their heads mostly but can gtow everywhere on their bodies
That turtle was probably around during the French Revolution.
More like the big bang. and maby the explosion sent it too earth lol
Nope further than that he seen the war of the roses, Genghis Kahn, the knights of the round table, Cleopatra Reign, Ww1, ww2, Revolution war, civil war, before Chuck Norris, and Jesus birth. He seen all of that.
Before Christ was even bon he was probably still there
You are so dumb, that's a Chelodina longicollis and the oldest specimen lived for 74yrs. They live around 30 to 70yrs dumbass
@@페르난도-t3e my guy chill just erase ur comment and chill out im sure someone knew that its just a joke!