Two farmers were talking, one had just won the lottery, the other one asked what he was going to do with all that money, he replied " I guess I'll just farm until it's all gone..."
@@dirkdiggler1877 Even funnier how in NE Iowa a lot of the massive farms now days filed for bankruptcy in the 80 but the lenders just told them to keep their equipment, while all the small farmers were essentially told to f off.
@@mcs131313and if the government wasn't socializing it, farmers could make a profit by actually competing. But they have to settle for low prices. That's why the government pays them off. Welcome to socialism.
That fuel ain't no joke when my brother had his Rail Road Salvage business. I got to see the highs and lows of owning a business, especially filling that fuel tank for the skid steers and the trucks up
Most of y'all wont care, but my neighbour has been farming his land for over 80 years, he's 98 now and still takes care of his farm, with help from his sons, and grandsons. He sold me some of his land, below market value, which was adjacent to my parents house so that I could build a home there and be closer to my parents. The guy is a saint.
I heard this Goggins clip where people who do things they dont want to do a part of the brain grows that leads to a longer life, the will to live part of the brain. I think thats why farmers live so long every day is just an endless tasks that you dont want to do but need to get done.
Bill Gates knows hopefully. Biggest farmer in usa. He even came in local in seattle and pulled a bunch of bs that got Molbaks shut down. Molbaks was there for near 70 years and you could buy literally ANY kind of plant. They’d find it for you even. It was the seed , start and seedling source of so sow many home and small gardens. ..it was community. It was beautiful. The smell of their gardens amazing. They conned them into so,e big convoluted development deal that featured them as the center of everything,….and then pulled their lawer magiic. Delays. And trickery till i dont kniw what but suddenly plants had no part. Just CONcrete and Steal. .
We? I think you mean a very small fee of Americans unfortunately. I lived in a farming community myself they worked hard each day to provide sugar from beets
I mean it is, federal subsidies have been propping up farming for decades. Factory farming on verticals will be the thing soon because this simply isn't sustainable
This man is a real American... This was the dream. To own property and use it to provide for you and your community. Don't really see too many of them in the east.
@@The.prophet.of.truth. a real American 😂 pretty sure people have been cultivating and farming all around the world since beginning of time. Like it's some American thing. 🤡
I'm happy for this guy. Usually farmers tell horror stories of GMO farms accusing them of stealing their crop even though they know their seeds are just being blown by the wind. Don't get me wrong, GMOs products are necessary to sustain the human race. But they shouldn't be used to justify suing a farmer out of business and taking his land. That was the situation in 2004 though, hopefully they've created laws to protect independent farmers by now.
This is the good side of social media. Getting a better understanding of what the unsung heroes do to make our lives easier/better. Thank you farmers!!
That would destroy the crop, moisture levels have to be low to harvest in order to prevent mold and rotting. Also, the higher the moisture percentage, the less mills buying it will pay.
@@bigsteveh999 Not really at least not directly. Most of the subsidies land in the coffers of insurance companies, where they get roughly 62% of the premiums subsidized or else nobody would take their products.
The entire human civilization wouldn't be anything without farmers, among many others. Farmers, garbage men, protectors, (REAL) teachers, doctors, and SO many other jobs that are absolutely essential and extremely important seem to get the least appreciation and the most BS.
@@geterdonekev considering it has happened to me, my family, my friends, and we all fucken hate it. God damn right its funny. Cause if we didn't laugh at it, we would cry and be incredibly sad.
Yeah especially if you grow way to much.. They’ll let you keep a little for yourself so try to get as much as you can , give to your neighbors and maybe just maybe you can donate 0.01% to food banks.. But they’ll pay you to burn your crop! I forget the exact word for it is but it’s so they can keep the prices at what they want the prices at
@@Cynical1800actually, the word is capitalism, communism when done according to the theory, would have no money, therefore no incentive to burn crop, and would encourage growing enough for yourself and giving the rest to neighbors, family, and food banks
The government helps farmers a lot when anything happens to them when they don’t make profits in years they get help. But when they have money they have to spend on stuff so your profits don’t look as good. So they always buying new stuff and it doesn’t end . It just keeps going . Now the work has begun. I 🤔
*Farmers aren't getting paid. Families can't afford food.* What exactly is happening here people? It shouldnt be this hard for a nation as prosperous as ours to have it good on both ends of production! *We did it before!*
The government protects all aspects of farming. It protects farmers from fluctuations in prices and revenues and subsidizes their insurance, land improvements loans, marketing, research and export sales. To bad corporate America is taking over.
@jordanl5628 subsidized constantly and get to write everything they own off on taxes while screaming poverty 😂 farmers are worse than section 8 single moms these days
@Mac1Eleven lol sounds about right honestly I would play the system myself if I was born to a farm family but instead I get to watch my neighbor drive his trx with farm tags and tell me how he isn't sure he will stay afloat for the 20th year in a row
Moral of a true story!!! Just ask how the farmers in England are doing!!! The patriarchs of farm families are taking their own lives due to taxes, so their children who inherit the farms are not burdened with the debt!!! It’s a sad story but it’s the truth, and we here in the US are heading that way if we do not protect our own who support this Country !!!
I worked on a farm after I got out of basic training and AIT before I started to build engines. We were up at four and worked until eleven every night, we had to know how to be mechanics, plumbers, electricians and everything else. I have nothing but respect for farmers.
@@ayasha89games66 bullshit you can’t, five percent of the population can survive just fine with four to five hours of sleep. Just because you can’t do something doesn’t mean everyone else is a liar. Grow up, kid.
@ayasha89games66 I'm heading for 60. When younger, I'd go all night without sleep, second day was rough tho. That went on for years, 100+ hours a week, but seasonal. Probably why I'm pretty much worn out now. Sadly I need more sleep than wake now. Advice I'd give is... all in moderation. Nobody thanks you for literally killing yourself.
I know this was supposed to be a little comedic, but unfortunately, this is as true as it gets. Farmers in America should be making far more money. They're absolutely essential to the survival of Americans. Please support our Farmers!
Hald my family is farmers and they ain't poor at all lmao. Most have nice houses, big plots, and many cows. They have it easy lmao espically the ones born in
Pointing to why this farmers joke is a reality...sets people off. The "thoughts and prayers" people don't have answers, are not interested in answers, and hate answers that cant be found in their bible...they would rather just have the imaginary wish line that connects to...some office in the clouds with a Super hero that answers it?
@@gussampson5029 erm-kay (vocalized as Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh). Next time just say "I'm clueless" and save yourself some typing... ...right? You said/added literally a nothing burger. Do you want to cover how commodities are formed? futures? Culling? Govt subsides? You literally with...tard?
It's not at all true... what are you talking about... farmers are flipping loaded... they make more than doctors... there's a reason everyone wants to be a farmer. Money by the truck load for very little work.
Sorry but not true. I know quite a few farmers that are doing quite well for themselves. If they don't make money, the government bails them out so they do. Trust me, there's plenty of money in farming
@@jmos51515i know lots of farmers. Most of them never see a dime in government bail outs. But bankers that are going out of their way to destroy the middle class? They get bailed out everytime, and still somehow manage to get all of their multi million dollar bonuses given out.
One of the greatest injustices on farmers is that they're no longer able to use seeds from last years crop to grow their next seasons crop. Now, the government forces farmers to buy THEIR seeds or face penalties.
Makes no sense whatsoever! INFURIATING THE GOVERNMENT CAN TELL FARMER'S HOW TO 'FARM'! This seed bull is definitely a dirty deed. Wouldn't surprise me if half or more seeds don't produce or even germinate.
@@MagnusFabricationVery sketchy! I'm suspicious of the SEEDS AND WHAT VIRUS THEY COULD POSSIBLY SPREAD. I'm sure I sound crazy but with all the underhanded things they've done nothing would surprise me.
@@MagnusFabricationcorn was gmo'd to constipate beetles that eat it until the beetles sh*t their guts out and die, making it more pest resistant. People should not eat USA grown, unless it's an heirloom seed crop.
@@MagnusFabricationhybrid/GMO...they can't reproduce their own so you have to buy seed for the following year. Some hybrids produce a weird weed the following year...no fruit or badly mishapened.
That was his last pass of corn with 25 yards remaining. But the corn is at 26% moisture have to spend more money to dry it. Total profit +$15 for the year!
@@JaffjvYOU THINK FARMING IS THE MOST SUBSIDIZED INDUSTRY? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK? SERIOUSLY? You, sir or ma'am, are an ouroboros of having one's head up their own wahoo. Does contractor work not count as subsidizing to you? 😂 I thought the thing the government subsidizes more than anything is itself but, shoot, I must've been wrong, its all those families out in the middle of nowhere dressed in filthy clothes that's the real waste on our national budget! 😂
@@GarioTheRock it’s not just what I think, it’s easily trackable data. You don’t have to use ad hominem attacks like that when you could just look it up if you’d like. I didn’t say THE most subsidized, but along with the energy sector and transportation, agriculture is one of the top beneficiaries of federal funds. This is because domestic food production is important for national security
The U.S. took a 38 billion dollar hit because of Trump’s trade war with China. Do you consider Trump’s, Farmer Subsidies (without the approval of Congress)…to be a good idea for all American taxpayers? Massive Deficits, to buy Trump votes, in 3 key farm states.
LMAO most of these corporate takeover policies have happened under STATE government practices, and literally just about EVERY farming state is a Red State. Farmers been sold out waaaay before Biden. What EXACTLY did Trump do to help?!? I KNOW you ain't crying for subsidies, stimulus, hand-outs, welfare, nor socialism to bail your out.😂 Enjoy you're capitalism.
As an agricultural commodity broker for the last 8 years, it breaks my heart seeing family farms being bought out by hedge funds and large conglomerates because they can’t make profit. This is a comical representation of that sad truth. But, in real life, it’s not good. 🙏🏻🇺🇸
I'm not a farmer, but I felt that. "ah. finally everything's all paid up and the rest is for me to do what I want with... and it looks like I can afford a couple sticks of gum. Lovely."
Two farmers were talking, one had just won the lottery, the other one asked what he was going to do with all that money, he replied " I guess I'll just farm until it's all gone..."
Hey now, that's not always true.
I know a guy that's made a small fortune farming.
He started out with a large fortune, but still..
😅
@@dirkdiggler1877 Even funnier how in NE Iowa a lot of the massive farms now days filed for bankruptcy in the 80 but the lenders just told them to keep their equipment, while all the small farmers were essentially told to f off.
It's like drag racing at a pro level. Wanna make a million dollars racing? Start out with 2 million. Lol
Impressive given how much is appropriated from the taxpayer both directly and at the pump
@@mcs131313and if the government wasn't socializing it, farmers could make a profit by actually competing. But they have to settle for low prices. That's why the government pays them off. Welcome to socialism.
Tomorrow he’ll remember that last fuel bill that hasn’t come in yet.
That happens. That really happens
That fuel ain't no joke when my brother had his Rail Road Salvage business. I got to see the highs and lows of owning a business, especially filling that fuel tank for the skid steers and the trucks up
Some farmers projects fuel cost.
I was waiting for the sound of a hydraulic line or pump going “nope!”
ayol yeah
Most of y'all wont care, but my neighbour has been farming his land for over 80 years, he's 98 now and still takes care of his farm, with help from his sons, and grandsons. He sold me some of his land, below market value, which was adjacent to my parents house so that I could build a home there and be closer to my parents. The guy is a saint.
That's awesome
The sun was shining that day! ☀️
I'm glad to hear about someone like that.
I heard this Goggins clip where people who do things they dont want to do a part of the brain grows that leads to a longer life, the will to live part of the brain. I think thats why farmers live so long every day is just an endless tasks that you dont want to do but need to get done.
Country people are usually really good people... Usually.
"Hey Bob, how much profit did you make this year?"
Bob: "About thirty feet."
Just enough to enjoy a movie with his family in the evening with a good bowl of pop-corn 😂😂
Sad. Do you farmers understand how much we love appreciate and need every single one of you??
Then tell the drivers that get pissed when they are behind me.
Bill Gates knows hopefully. Biggest farmer in usa. He even came in local in seattle and pulled a bunch of bs that got Molbaks shut down. Molbaks was there for near 70 years and you could buy literally ANY kind of plant. They’d find it for you even. It was the seed , start and seedling source of so sow many home and small gardens. ..it was community. It was beautiful. The smell of their gardens amazing.
They conned them into so,e big convoluted development deal that featured them as the center of everything,….and then pulled their lawer magiic. Delays. And trickery till i dont kniw what but suddenly plants had no part. Just CONcrete and Steal. .
@@CoincidenceTheoristConsidering that Bill Gates is an absolute monster, that checks out.
@@CoincidenceTheorist well you are not lying I just checked it out. what a tragedy it is.
We? I think you mean a very small fee of Americans unfortunately. I lived in a farming community myself they worked hard each day to provide sugar from beets
You know paying so much extra for groceries wouldn't sting so bad if I knew all that money was helping farmers, but I know it's not.
Find a local farmer and buy direct from them most will be happy to
These grocery prices finally pushed me to start growing my own fruits and veggies...I've been wanting to do it for years!
that part
we're paying pharmaceutical companies for kellogs and every juice you can imagine.
I mean it is, federal subsidies have been propping up farming for decades. Factory farming on verticals will be the thing soon because this simply isn't sustainable
This is a one in a million farmer. He got his bills paid and made a profit.
This man is a real American... This was the dream. To own property and use it to provide for you and your community. Don't really see too many of them in the east.
@@The.prophet.of.truth. a real American 😂 pretty sure people have been cultivating and farming all around the world since beginning of time. Like it's some American thing. 🤡
Dead crop no profit here lmao
@@mattb6494 That isn't the joke and the crop isn't dead.
I'm happy for this guy. Usually farmers tell horror stories of GMO farms accusing them of stealing their crop even though they know their seeds are just being blown by the wind. Don't get me wrong, GMOs products are necessary to sustain the human race. But they shouldn't be used to justify suing a farmer out of business and taking his land. That was the situation in 2004 though, hopefully they've created laws to protect independent farmers by now.
Like the old farmer I used to work for always said "if you want to make a million dollars farming you'd better start with two million"
Slaves got fresh air.
Then why do they do it?
@@OregonWildmanAKAsasquatch Passion
Usually in the family. They generally have full- time jobs, and farm when they can @@OregonWildmanAKAsasquatch
@CooperTheHunter Exactly! Plus it beats a 9 to 5 in a cubicle
This is the good side of social media. Getting a better understanding of what the unsung heroes do to make our lives easier/better. Thank you farmers!!
He should hook up some dispensers with water buckets to wash all the crops into a series of hoppers
That would destroy the crop, moisture levels have to be low to harvest in order to prevent mold and rotting. Also, the higher the moisture percentage, the less mills buying it will pay.
@@ba_dum_tsssthis is a Minecraft reference 😅
@@Alexander_choi oops!!😂
That's when you hear one of those expensive noises😢
Yes!!
Oh no not expensive noises
What happens to my car on payday many time
Or the smell of gear lube burning
Or noticed you don't have a cart behind your tractor to catch all the corn you're cutting
Bills too long and rows too short 😂.
That is my story!
government too big
@genebodjtb don't they massively subsidize you?
@@bigsteveh999 Not really at least not directly. Most of the subsidies land in the coffers of insurance companies, where they get roughly 62% of the premiums subsidized or else nobody would take their products.
Dang 😂 we appreciate y’all. US wouldn’t be anything w/o our farmers. 🤝🏽
The entire human civilization wouldn't be anything without farmers, among many others.
Farmers, garbage men, protectors, (REAL) teachers, doctors, and SO many other jobs that are absolutely essential and extremely important seem to get the least appreciation and the most BS.
💯
I damn near spit my soda out, I laughed so god damn hard. Why does it always feel like this lol
Nothing funny about it.
Nothing funny about it.
@@geterdonekev considering it has happened to me, my family, my friends, and we all fucken hate it. God damn right its funny. Cause if we didn't laugh at it, we would cry and be incredibly sad.
Thank you for what you do!
My brother in law is a farmer in New York, he says it's the only job other than the secret service where the government will pay you to fail
Yeah especially if you grow way to much.. They’ll let you keep a little for yourself so try to get as much as you can , give to your neighbors and maybe just maybe you can donate 0.01% to food banks.. But they’ll pay you to burn your crop! I forget the exact word for it is but it’s so they can keep the prices at what they want the prices at
@@gangland479 wickard v filburn. The farmers don't have a choice.
@@gangland479the exact word you’re looking for is “Communism”.
@@Cynical1800actually, the word is capitalism, communism when done according to the theory, would have no money, therefore no incentive to burn crop, and would encourage growing enough for yourself and giving the rest to neighbors, family, and food banks
@@exfiling that ain't communism either mate.
Love our farmers!! ❤
I feel that brother
Yea that's about it about 10 rows profit
Ten very short rows!
Thank You Farmer's.
No Farmers, No Food.
God bless our farmers! Y’all literally keep this nation running!
That "damnit" came from the soul 😂
I don't understand why he said dammit if he has everything caught up
Because he did enough to pay for everything, and was working on profit, only to see that he was at the end and had nothing left for profit
Because he was at the end of the row.
The government helps farmers a lot when anything happens to them when they don’t make profits in years they get help. But when they have money they have to spend on stuff so your profits don’t look as good. So they always buying new stuff and it doesn’t end . It just keeps going . Now the work has begun. I 🤔
@@GerardoMarte_Z every productive job.. the gov't makes sure you barely pay all the bills and have just enough left to do it next year
For those of you missing the joke... he only has a few more feet of corn left to combine. That's the ONLY profit he got.
Wow who would have ever guessed that.
Literally everyone got the joke. You're not special
@@QuisUtDeus828stfu I didn’t. U probably think u have a cool name too. Literally no 1 knows what tf it is…
You would have thought most people got it just watching the clip 😄
Thanks. I didn't get it at first.
Thank you farmers for all you do. You deserve more!
Honestly, this is freaking genius, made my day !!
Ain't it so.
*Farmers aren't getting paid. Families can't afford food.* What exactly is happening here people? It shouldnt be this hard for a nation as prosperous as ours to have it good on both ends of production! *We did it before!*
I just pulled a muscle laughing at this siht!! Thanks a lot!!!😂😂😂😂
Congratulations, sir! You guys are needed more than ever and are criminally undervalued. Keep on keeping on!
Praise the Lord ablessing for all your hard work and problems
OMG this is so true & super funny !!! It Had me in tears LMFAO 😂
The government protects all aspects of farming. It protects farmers from fluctuations in prices and revenues and subsidizes their insurance, land improvements loans, marketing, research and export sales. To bad corporate America is taking over.
Farmers.....Buy retail, sell wholesale. 😢
Never met a poor one in my life 😂
@jordanl5628 subsidized constantly and get to write everything they own off on taxes while screaming poverty 😂 farmers are worse than section 8 single moms these days
@@jgadventures4161we are dying out here! *wipes eyes with 100 dollars bill**
@Mac1Eleven lol sounds about right honestly I would play the system myself if I was born to a farm family but instead I get to watch my neighbor drive his trx with farm tags and tell me how he isn't sure he will stay afloat for the 20th year in a row
@@jordanl5628I've met and known a substantial amount of poor ones. Not sure what part of the country you're living in.
Lmao farmers are the best, doing hard work with a smile and great sense of humor
And fixing junk that grandpa owned😅
@@carlachambers3771at least they’re allowed to fix it. If they bought new they couldn’t.
Well done brother
That's OK A year from now you'll be a lot better.
Thank you for your hard work and for feeding America.
You brainwashed Chumps are so damn confident LOL
Moral of a true story!!! Just ask how the farmers in England are doing!!! The patriarchs of farm families are taking their own lives due to taxes, so their children who inherit the farms are not burdened with the debt!!! It’s a sad story but it’s the truth, and we here in the US are heading that way if we do not protect our own who support this Country !!!
I worked on a farm after I got out of basic training and AIT before I started to build engines. We were up at four and worked until eleven every night, we had to know how to be mechanics, plumbers, electricians and everything else. I have nothing but respect for farmers.
Yeah no ya weren't. No one can live on 5 hours forever
@@ayasha89games66 bullshit you can’t, five percent of the population can survive just fine with four to five hours of sleep. Just because you can’t do something doesn’t mean everyone else is a liar. Grow up, kid.
@@ayasha89games66 You've clearly never been anywhere near a farm and it shows.
@ayasha89games66 I'm heading for 60. When younger, I'd go all night without sleep, second day was rough tho. That went on for years, 100+ hours a week, but seasonal. Probably why I'm pretty much worn out now. Sadly I need more sleep than wake now. Advice I'd give is... all in moderation. Nobody thanks you for literally killing yourself.
@@addicted2monster88U can ..it's not much fun though
Lord Jesus, bless this man. Being a farmer cost a lot of money.
I know this was supposed to be a little comedic, but unfortunately, this is as true as it gets. Farmers in America should be making far more money. They're absolutely essential to the survival of Americans. Please support our Farmers!
You are already supporting us with susidized crop insurance
Hald my family is farmers and they ain't poor at all lmao. Most have nice houses, big plots, and many cows. They have it easy lmao espically the ones born in
They are making plenty and the government subsidizes them
Yeah, it ain't just farmers though. We all f'n feel the same way!!
Every farmer I know is very wealthy
Most folks don't know how true this is! If your lucky! Not about getting rich. It's about lifestyle!
Thank you for everything you do. I love farmers.❤
From a farmer in texas...get r done man!
Lol, you got me brother! I figured your machine was gonna break down!!😂
😂 that’s what I was expecting
Lol! Don't spend it all-in-one place!LOL
😂 that's cold
Why @@JB-or9yw
FARMING UP IN CANADA IS EVEN WORSE, YOU WILL STILL OWE SOMEBODY MONEY AFTER THE HARVEST!😊
😂😂😂 appreciate you helping keeping Americans fed
hell yeah brother
Thankyou for feeding America ❤
Pointing to why this farmers joke is a reality...sets people off. The "thoughts and prayers" people don't have answers, are not interested in answers, and hate answers that cant be found in their bible...they would rather just have the imaginary wish line that connects to...some office in the clouds with a Super hero that answers it?
@@markstewart4501 Next time just say "I'm clueless" and save yourself some typing.
@@gussampson5029 erm-kay (vocalized as Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh).
Next time just say "I'm clueless" and save yourself some typing...
...right? You said/added literally a nothing burger. Do you want to cover how commodities are formed? futures? Culling? Govt subsides?
You literally with...tard?
That corn fuels cars.
@@markstewart4501put the herb down bro
I'm not a farmer but I'm painfully aware of how hilariously true this is! And that's on a good year...
It's not at all true... what are you talking about... farmers are flipping loaded... they make more than doctors... there's a reason everyone wants to be a farmer. Money by the truck load for very little work.
Not funny at all. You should apologize to this guy.
Thanks for doing what you do. Youre a legend and underappreciated by most
Thank You Mr. Farmer for all you do!
Happiness is paid bills, food and beer in the fridge, and your kids running and playing.
What’s incredible is that these guys get paid so little but the food is so damn expensive 👍♾️🇨🇦
Well some profit is better than none! Stay strong and may future harvests be even more bountiful!
Thank you for being the backbone of our country
Ngl I'm disappointed at how long it took me to realize the 10ft section was his profit😂😂 had me rolling
You just taught me how to drive a combine, by following the red arrow hahaha.
If you paid all your bills you’re ahead of most of the rest of us
I love that farming is just complaining about how you never make money, whilst making loads of money.
Most of that money gets thrown back into the farm. The fuel and utility bills it takes to run a farm is unimaginable.
Sorry but not true. I know quite a few farmers that are doing quite well for themselves. If they don't make money, the government bails them out so they do. Trust me, there's plenty of money in farming
Obviously you not a farmer!
@@jmos51515i know lots of farmers. Most of them never see a dime in government bail outs. But bankers that are going out of their way to destroy the middle class? They get bailed out everytime, and still somehow manage to get all of their multi million dollar bonuses given out.
@@jmos51515probably depends on what you farm, and for who.
Love me farmers
Love me ranchers
Hate me bankers and lawyers and judges
Simple as.
oh my god!😂😂😂😂 this has me dying! so true!🤘🤘❤ thank you all for keeping us fed!
One of the greatest injustices on farmers is that they're no longer able to use seeds from last years crop to grow their next seasons crop. Now, the government forces farmers to buy THEIR seeds or face penalties.
Thats kind of sketchy. Wonder what's in those seeds
Makes no sense whatsoever! INFURIATING THE GOVERNMENT CAN TELL FARMER'S HOW TO 'FARM'! This seed bull is definitely a dirty deed. Wouldn't surprise me if half or more seeds don't produce or even germinate.
@@MagnusFabricationVery sketchy! I'm suspicious of the SEEDS AND WHAT VIRUS THEY COULD POSSIBLY SPREAD. I'm sure I sound crazy but with all the underhanded things they've done nothing would surprise me.
@@MagnusFabricationcorn was gmo'd to constipate beetles that eat it until the beetles sh*t their guts out and die, making it more pest resistant. People should not eat USA grown, unless it's an heirloom seed crop.
@@MagnusFabricationhybrid/GMO...they can't reproduce their own so you have to buy seed for the following year. Some hybrids produce a weird weed the following year...no fruit or badly mishapened.
That was his last pass of corn with 25 yards remaining. But the corn is at 26% moisture have to spend more money to dry it. Total profit +$15 for the year!
Looks like pure profit is 0.2% of the original yield 😂😂😂
Maybe 0.02% lol
Good work! Farming is the cornerstone of America!
Thank you for doing what you do, you are America's back bone.
Good job
Gotta remove corrupt gov from farms
And earth
Government is the only thing keeping farms going man. The US spends billions in agriculture subsidies per year.
The corrupt government gives entitled farmers billions in subsidies every year. I guess we can cut that off too then? Hmmm.
Thank God for Farmers!!!!!!
If I got tax breaks and subsidies I could get ahead too. Plus you own acres of land and millions in vehicles
Farm boy here. We did it for the fun not the money.
None of went into farming.
So whats your big plans for that $50 of profit?
Lol it was further than I thought it was gonna be 😂😂
Profit and fuel
I KNEW IT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That DAMMIT was straight from his soul
Thanks for the hard work that we all enjoy at the dinner table...God blesd
Then the government shows up
And hands them a bunch of money. The govt subsidizes farming more than any other sector
You understand only profits are taxed…
@@JaffjvYOU THINK FARMING IS THE MOST SUBSIDIZED INDUSTRY? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
SERIOUSLY?
You, sir or ma'am, are an ouroboros of having one's head up their own wahoo. Does contractor work not count as subsidizing to you? 😂 I thought the thing the government subsidizes more than anything is itself but, shoot, I must've been wrong, its all those families out in the middle of nowhere dressed in filthy clothes that's the real waste on our national budget! 😂
@@GarioTheRock it’s not just what I think, it’s easily trackable data. You don’t have to use ad hominem attacks like that when you could just look it up if you’d like. I didn’t say THE most subsidized, but along with the energy sector and transportation, agriculture is one of the top beneficiaries of federal funds. This is because domestic food production is important for national security
Average income for a farmer is 65,000 a year, look it up but when you see how much money other companies are making off the farmers it's disgusting
Don’t spend all that profit in one place
Don’t know you but I enjoyed hearing this so much.
Thank you for still doing it. Without you, we don't eat!
Saw that one coming!
That's bidenomics.
Pisses me off that this guy couldn't make a 1/3 of his fields profit. Go trump help the farmers again
The U.S. took a 38 billion dollar hit because of Trump’s trade war with China.
Do you consider Trump’s, Farmer Subsidies (without the approval of Congress)…to be a good idea for all American taxpayers?
Massive Deficits, to buy Trump votes, in 3 key farm states.
LMAO most of these corporate takeover policies have happened under STATE government practices, and literally just about EVERY farming state is a Red State. Farmers been sold out waaaay before Biden. What EXACTLY did Trump do to help?!? I KNOW you ain't crying for subsidies, stimulus, hand-outs, welfare, nor socialism to bail your out.😂 Enjoy you're capitalism.
All jokes aside. Farmers feed us. It's a shame that everyone makes money from it, BUT the farmer himself.
As an agricultural commodity broker for the last 8 years, it breaks my heart seeing family farms being bought out by hedge funds and large conglomerates because they can’t make profit. This is a comical representation of that sad truth. But, in real life, it’s not good. 🙏🏻🇺🇸
I know the feeling my friend. I farmed for 50 years. I know exactly what you are saying.
“Farmers are not rich until they sell or die” old guy said this years ago and for the those small farms not owned by huge corps and shit its so true
I'm glad all ya bills are paid boss, stay blessed
Thank you for feeding all of us and our animals. God bless farmers.
Sadly that is about accurate margins for a farmer these days, hard work- they deserve better
And they say farmers don’t make any money?? Yeah right that was 38 dollars right there!! 😂😂😂😂❤❤
That 10 million dollar government subsidy helps a lot
I mean ... that's not how it works but ... I'm glad this man feels like he can make pure profit.
It would be nice if some of the money from them marking our grocery prices up like 200% would go to the farmers.
Can’t believe the children of the corn was the bay harbor butcher
I could see that coming, so true. Living on a prayer.
Combine immediately breaks down, “well shit”
That’s hilarious, but also thank you for all your hard work and being a farmer
I'm not a farmer, but I felt that. "ah. finally everything's all paid up and the rest is for me to do what I want with... and it looks like I can afford a couple sticks of gum. Lovely."
If you paid for everything for the year and even made profit, you are doing good.
Hell yeah man thank you for feeding America