Homicidal Acorn Who Attacked Officer Escapes Barrage of Bullets | Jesse Hernandez Case Analysis

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  • @warpedwhimsical
    @warpedwhimsical 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2467

    Acorn will get off with insanity defense, it’s clearly nuts.

    • @quester09
      @quester09 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

      and that's oak k

    • @kenw2225
      @kenw2225 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      No this isn't pine at all

    • @Rita-yw2tn
      @Rita-yw2tn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      🤣😂🤣

    • @bp6h
      @bp6h 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @j03y224
      @j03y224 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      You really “crack” me up

  • @wolverineeagle
    @wolverineeagle 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2101

    This is like a scene from Reno 911.
    Jesse Hernandez should be nowhere near a gun.

    • @WMA31780
      @WMA31780 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      uh, his handgun has the #119 on its grip

    • @viewandchew
      @viewandchew 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Yesss😂😂😂❤

    • @TickleMeAmber84
      @TickleMeAmber84 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was going to write the sane thing. I’m like is that you Dangle?

    • @toolegittoquit_001
      @toolegittoquit_001 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      He resigned
      DO you want fries with that ?

    • @mistrjt9213
      @mistrjt9213 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      Even his name sounds like a Reno 911 character. Like the most basic Mexican name they can think of but instead of “Juan,” they went for “Jesse” to seem more “hip”.

  • @isaiahwilliams8033
    @isaiahwilliams8033 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +511

    The way he describes the accorn being criminal is GOLD 😂

    • @1914-x1k
      @1914-x1k 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I KNOW RIGHT!!!

    • @mistermidnight1823
      @mistermidnight1823 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I can't believe he's managing this with a straight face!

    • @kimberlynnearazi9381
      @kimberlynnearazi9381 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😂💯

    • @farrelknight1724
      @farrelknight1724 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂😂

    • @farrelknight1724
      @farrelknight1724 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This idiot shouldn’t be a police officer and SHOULD be criminally charged! What a coward !😡😡

  • @rexdaniels3350
    @rexdaniels3350 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +935

    This story is absolutely nuts.

    • @KnockOut242
      @KnockOut242 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      😂😂😂

    • @simonbrown7501
      @simonbrown7501 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      It's nuts and corny at the same time

    • @zebjensen4251
      @zebjensen4251 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      And maybe bolts

    • @lizard944
      @lizard944 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Badam, boomp, ching!

    • @VictorIV0310
      @VictorIV0310 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As nuts as Lucy Pinder in NUTS Magazine.

  • @mabybee
    @mabybee 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +420

    When I listen closely, right before the acorn impacts the patrol car, I’m almost certain I hear the acorn say “deez nuts.” Then, after the cop yells “I’ve been shot” I definitely hear the acorn in the distance say “got’eem.”

    • @Rebecca-hc5ju
      @Rebecca-hc5ju 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      🤣😂😅👏👏👏
      Haaahahahahahaha!!

    • @veemon
      @veemon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      You win the Internet for today!

    • @Cayesealaverga
      @Cayesealaverga 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @artgrathartgrath3451
      @artgrathartgrath3451 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @timothysatyr6674
      @timothysatyr6674 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      😂😂😂

  • @robertdillon9989
    @robertdillon9989 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +153

    One thing you left out, as a former police officer, I will mention that once a suspect is handcuffed, and in custody, the officer is completely responsible for his safety, there is never a case for using force against somebody who is handcuffed in the back of a police cruiser After they’ve been searched. This is a serious crime. This has been swept under the carpet by the police department and the attorney general or whoever the prosecutor is. If you even punch a suspect who is cuffed and in the backseat of a cruiser, you are criminally liable. Secondly, take a look at the pictures of who was in the line of fire, and or ricochet, while these officers were pointing their muzzles downfield. Officer was within the range and field of fire of the other officer. Situational awareness was gone. They could likely have killed each other just as easily as the unarmed uncharged detainee. This is gross negligence. The sergeant should at least have lost her rank. The suspect should sly sue for civil rights violations. The whole thing is reckless, endangerment, and gross use of excessive force. He will never be the same, and a multi million dollar lawsuit is indicated. Another reason why professional police officers should carry their own professional liability insurance. And when they have these claims against them, they will be blacklisted and they will never be able to work again instead of cities and towns, using taxpayer money to bail them out all the time. Until we change, this will keep happening. “ we investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong.” it should also be required that in a shooting incident another agency does the investigation to remove bias. A no-brainer.

    • @asideofaioli4630
      @asideofaioli4630 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Agreed

    • @aquaqt853
      @aquaqt853 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Exactly but how do we make this happen? Everyone knows some type of police reform is needed but nothing ever changes.

    • @samhilton4173
      @samhilton4173 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @aquaqt853
      Don't vote Democrat and things might actually improve for Americans lol.
      Democrat and leftist people seem to let criminals off lightly. Republicans need to stop blind blue backing though, you guys should ask Trump or Vivek if they would sign emergency powers to stop taxpayer money being used to cover police suits and settlements.
      Just make it happen for one presidential term, show how well it works - to make the cops pay for their own liability insurance, any amount not covered by insurance will come from their pension - and by the next term/President you have a lot less corruption.
      Now there will obviously be a lot fewer cops, but whoever is left will be more likely to respect and follow the constitution and be in it for the right reasons.
      There are no solutions, only trade-offs. I think we should happily trade some of our security for transparency, and to lessen corruption, thus protecting freedom.
      Damn, I wish I was American.

    • @Ballards1971
      @Ballards1971 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Ex Leo also. I came to say the Exact same thing you did !. The level of incompetence by BOTH Deputies is insane. And Dep Hernandez absolutely should be charged with Attempted Homicide at the least.

    • @travishopkinson6969
      @travishopkinson6969 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      exactly he should have been facing some real serious charges. not just let off and able to resign so he can head somewhere with a new dept.

  • @tewks4458
    @tewks4458 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1014

    Dr. Grande analytically explaining what an acorn is cracked me up.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I see what you did 😂

    • @mistrjt9213
      @mistrjt9213 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      He explained the acorn sound instead of the silencer sound 😂

    • @dreadelectric7745
      @dreadelectric7745 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂

    • @andresnoneya
      @andresnoneya 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂 right

    • @MishaMishaSoprano
      @MishaMishaSoprano 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @HikeSoloOutdoors
    @HikeSoloOutdoors 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +379

    For anyone who says police aren't above the law, this case is a perfect example of how they are. Imagine if you were a CCW holder who was walking by a parked car with someone sitting inside it, and an acorn fell on the car and you drew your weapon and fired into that car even once, let alone until your magazine was empty. You would be in jail for years.

    • @GuyFromTheSouth
      @GuyFromTheSouth 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      You're right man. I'm usually pretty pro law enforcement but I believe this man should be charged for this.

    • @tonycardone990
      @tonycardone990 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you even made it to jail. The police would probably shoot you as soon as they showed up and saw you did something they are supposed to be doing. Acting like a coward and shooting first just incase, because everyone is out to get them.
      They really get mad if someone tries to prove they have the same level of fear and disregard for public safety as the police.

    • @CherryGlitz
      @CherryGlitz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Exactly 100% true

    • @winstonwolff
      @winstonwolff 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      F the po po

    • @jonspengler5891
      @jonspengler5891 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Almost as bad as isreal

  • @buddhistpriest1357
    @buddhistpriest1357 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    “I can’t feel my legs!” “I think my spine has been severed!”

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      me when i see a spider crawling on me

    • @the_accused
      @the_accused 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That!!! Roflmao. I died.

    • @aquaqt853
      @aquaqt853 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In the great words of Mike Tyson, " I broke my back. My back is broken... SPINAL!"

  • @thomas_2285
    @thomas_2285 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +506

    The way that guy was flailing around so dramatically like he was in a an all out gun battle!! Just so insane. He's got to be incredibly embarrassed by the situation.

    • @Ken-fh4jc
      @Ken-fh4jc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      I thought he was going to drop his gun he was shaking so badly.

    • @terywetherlow7970
      @terywetherlow7970 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Smollett disease?

    • @BobbyJohnson-bc1kb
      @BobbyJohnson-bc1kb 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I think he believed he was being fired at. Its a very sad situation maybe he does have PTSD from the special forces even though he wasn’t in combat.

    • @nautilusmagellan7263
      @nautilusmagellan7263 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      ​@@BobbyJohnson-bc1kb He never even saw combat?? No excuse for his reaction.

    • @28russ
      @28russ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@nautilusmagellan7263 You don't need to see combat to be negatively effected by being in a heightened state of awareness constantly for so long and perhaps his base took fire which may have messed him up. Maybe his friends died. There's endless ways war can traumatise someone without being directly shot at.
      I am in no way making excuses for him trying to kill that acorn and everything else in the street. He's clearly incompetent and shouldn't be a cop or anywhere near a firearm in public. I'm just saying that PTSD is more complicated than being involved in what would normally be thought of as a traumatic situation. As they say "war is hell". 🤷‍♂😕

  • @chrisfurius
    @chrisfurius 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +848

    That's some Barney Fife-level policing.

    • @Carole67182
      @Carole67182 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      😂😂😂

    • @AnnaBelll.e
      @AnnaBelll.e 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Barney was calmer.

    • @ronfroehlich4697
      @ronfroehlich4697 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Whammy for the Barney Fife reference

    • @gazoontight
      @gazoontight 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      That's insulting to Barney Fife!

    • @lifespanwellnessbeauty-60i64
      @lifespanwellnessbeauty-60i64 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      More like the 3 Stooges.

  • @paulorocky
    @paulorocky 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Gotta hand it to Dr Grande for delivering this content with a straight face

  • @TheDailyWisecrack
    @TheDailyWisecrack 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1386

    He claimed he suffered from severe PTSD due to serving in the great Squirrel war in 1904 lol

    • @WynnterGreen
      @WynnterGreen 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Thank you for your service, Jesse Hernandez.

    • @thormidthagahast8914
      @thormidthagahast8914 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      And they used his wrong pronouns. Now that's trama.

    • @Clint52279
      @Clint52279 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      "Squeakity...squeakity sk-squeakum sque."
      Translated from the original Squirrelish...
      "War... war never changes." -Old Squirrel proverb

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Post Traumatic Squirrel Disorder?

    • @megatherion2695
      @megatherion2695 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Squirrel war? Are you nuts? 🌰🥜

  • @GarciaM1968
    @GarciaM1968 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    This is absolutely the best SNL skit ever made. Dr.'s a true professional to keep a straight face through it.

    • @SCH292
      @SCH292 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      SNL, South Park and Family Guy. Lol

    • @aquaqt853
      @aquaqt853 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't forget Reno 911.

  • @ludwigvanzappa9548
    @ludwigvanzappa9548 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +249

    And in the trees, the squirels are still laughing... Gross incompetence!
    Love you Doc! Thank you!

    • @terrystokes2948
      @terrystokes2948 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      How he keeps a straight face while throwing out the puns is remarkable!

    • @ludwigvanzappa9548
      @ludwigvanzappa9548 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Totally agree! That was hilarious!@@terrystokes2948

    • @loveanarchy8488
      @loveanarchy8488 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I hope no squirrels were harmed in the making of Police Academy 7.

  • @GO-GO_SO-SO
    @GO-GO_SO-SO 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +261

    It really tells you something when trained individuals tasked with upholding law and order is not charged for behavior like this when regular citizens would be charged in a second if they made the same mistake.

    • @Hollylivengood
      @Hollylivengood 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      It really tells you something about their training. Cops require les training hours than a hairstylist.

    • @sabrinaa1235
      @sabrinaa1235 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      “Trained” is an overstatement in the US when it comes to cops

    • @raulthepig5821
      @raulthepig5821 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Yes. It is a felony in some states just for a negligent discharge.

    • @briang2566
      @briang2566 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      You can bet your ass if a citizen discharged their weapon in a residential neighborhood because an acorn dropped…and sounded like a ‘gun shot…we’d be in jail.

    • @AlexaLake7
      @AlexaLake7 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Hollylivengood Absolutely true!

  • @weirdo24-7
    @weirdo24-7 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

    Officer Hernandez later said "Those tree's have always been shady and my vest isn't acorn proof" 😂

    • @leonievanheerden7090
      @leonievanheerden7090 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Your witty comments should come with a spontaneous coffee spit warning 😀

    • @MadeOfQuestions
      @MadeOfQuestions 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Armor piercing acorns

    • @mish375
      @mish375 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@MadeOfQuestions You never know where or when the acorn might strike again. Better hope it doesn't become an incendiary acorn.

  • @John_Lee_
    @John_Lee_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +349

    And they won't release the footage of them finding the guy handcuffed in the car with no gun. They were probably shouting "show us your hands" as he's handcuffed in the back. Surprised he made it out alive.

    • @KnockOut242
      @KnockOut242 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      The footage is out. Watched it just before this

    • @John_Lee_
      @John_Lee_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@KnockOut242 link?

    • @BrittMFH
      @BrittMFH 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@John_Lee_Easy to find with a TH-cam search.

    • @bamaboy7489
      @bamaboy7489 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Footage doesn’t show the handcuffing or where he was shot at

    • @weenfain2321
      @weenfain2321 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      We’ll get it and only bc of public pushback and being able to FOIA. Will be shocked if they don’t say it was “lost” or “we can’t release it being it’s still under investigation”. When it cut off first thing I said was that poor guy they probably had a stand off for over an hour everyone terrified to even get near the vehicle. Kind of like they did in Uvalde at the elementary school huddled around.

  • @JoeMannix
    @JoeMannix 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +351

    Taxpayers should not be surprised if Officer Hernandez retires with a PTSD disability claim and settlement.

    • @nkmcfrln
      @nkmcfrln 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And you’re full of 💩 Hernandez never experienced any combat and resigned a month after the investigation was completed. There’s a million things about Hernandez and his fellow police officers to legitimately lambaste and you have to make things up.

    • @BobbyJohnson-bc1kb
      @BobbyJohnson-bc1kb 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      You obviously didn’t watch the video. He already resigned as a police officer.

    • @CatsClaw44
      @CatsClaw44 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      ​@@BobbyJohnson-bc1kbYou obviously don't know how this works. They will still find a way to take care of him.

    • @audreyandlinCompany
      @audreyandlinCompany 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@CatsClaw44With less than 2 years of service, I doubt it. He's back to bagging groceries. She, however, had 15 years and is still on duty.

    • @44SWAGNUM-MAGA5
      @44SWAGNUM-MAGA5 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      like that blonde girl sheriff in san bernardino that got her gun taken away, medically retired for life gets a check and the guy was set free.

  • @R_C420
    @R_C420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I love how Beth holds on to the paperwork while engaging the imaginary threat.

    • @fabirkemarian6370
      @fabirkemarian6370 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      She's a paper warrior.

    • @R_C420
      @R_C420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why do cop cars need tinted windows? And why are they sound proof?

  • @BMichaelGalloway
    @BMichaelGalloway 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    My God! There had been hidden gems of comedy in some of these videos, but the over the top dead pan comedy of this episode was absolutely priceless!

  • @mathewbowyer2221
    @mathewbowyer2221 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +284

    Those cops dumped two mags into a car. With red dot sights. And somehow hit nothing.

    • @time4807
      @time4807 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Anyone surprised. ??

    • @killingtimeitself
      @killingtimeitself 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      likely cuz the guy in the car was huddled over lol

    • @tumekeehoa3121
      @tumekeehoa3121 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      To be fair they hit the car and a car sized cluster is a pass.

    • @Lupin6Light
      @Lupin6Light 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@killingtimeitself What would you have done if the police were trying to kill you in their cruiser?
      Look out the window?

    • @jamesscott1932
      @jamesscott1932 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Crap.

  • @abbottcole7374
    @abbottcole7374 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

    "Worked himself up to be overly sensitive to that sound..." That describes cops beautifully.

    • @uradragon
      @uradragon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Hysteria is a necessary qualification to have a gun and a badge.

    • @fehlrock
      @fehlrock 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      True

    • @lucassmith1886
      @lucassmith1886 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well to be fair in a literal split second cops could be, and have been killed. Oftentimes out of nowhere and from a random direction. This guy in particular still was overly negligent. But there are literally countless videos of coos being murdered so fast they have little to no time to react. If you had to do that job, you would probably be a little paranoid too

    • @uradragon
      @uradragon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lucassmith1886The top 10 most dangerous jobs at the site I visited did not include cops many of which are prone to hysteria, possibly the seed of which is planted during training to produce exactly what to video shows us, this coupled with qualified immunity is a danger to the community.

    • @strayedarticle2838
      @strayedarticle2838 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@lucassmith1886Statistics show that pizza delivery, and construction workers have a more dangerous job, and they seem to be mostly chill.

  • @FettTheWatcher
    @FettTheWatcher 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

    I love the full explanation of what an acorn is. Dr. Grande never leaves you wondering!

    • @crystald8465
      @crystald8465 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      And with pictures! 😂

    • @DumbbellEyeball
      @DumbbellEyeball 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Acorns are typically non-violent (me taking notes vigorously)

  • @mathewbowyer2221
    @mathewbowyer2221 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +524

    That acorn came to the WRONG neighborhood.

    • @jeffthornton6998
      @jeffthornton6998 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @petererb9463It was kinda brown.

    • @yoututs1597
      @yoututs1597 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sarahjaye4117
      @sarahjaye4117 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @petererb9463Omg

    • @sandrachebo
      @sandrachebo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did they ever say what caliber the acorn was?
      The larger caliber ones cause more damage and make louder noise.

  • @Sammsy1126
    @Sammsy1126 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +358

    This is horrifying and hilarious at the same time. Wild.

  • @ExposingTheLies360
    @ExposingTheLies360 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    Your title had me dead “homicidal acorn” 🤣💀

  • @J104090
    @J104090 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

    I can always count on you for the best possible perspective! As a former police officer, I was also shocked by this case. I was also highly disturbed that they placed a handcuffed arrestee in a vehicle, and then walked a distance away, where they could not directly see him. This should NEVER be done. An officer should have eyes on the person in the vehicle at all times, in case they have a medical event. There have also been cases of arrestees, in an attempt to get in a comfortable position in the back of the car, have fallen forward and gotten stuck in the face down position, and died of positional asphyxiation. Bottom line, if an officer had kept eyes on the arrestee like they should have, this would not have happened.

    • @babydriver8134
      @babydriver8134 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      At least they didn't leave him on the railroad tracks.

    • @Mr.Peanut1986
      @Mr.Peanut1986 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Im happy there are experienced cops like you, who have been through it and have an answer for any situation that may arise. However, there is a major disconnect between cops and the public. I dont know if it will ever be mended. I have something i was thinking about that may create some trust between everyone again. It would provide positive interaction and hopefully mend the whole dynamic between cops and regular people...i need to make a video about it because i havent ever heard anyone with this idea...

    • @maybelater6282
      @maybelater6282 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Mr.Peanut1986What's the idea? I'd love to hear about it!

    • @Mr_Joseph979
      @Mr_Joseph979 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@maybelater6282so would I. It's probably some nutty idea though😆

    • @dylanvinitamusic2033
      @dylanvinitamusic2033 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What happened to Officer Hernandez in your mind?

  • @wanderingjackwolf9510
    @wanderingjackwolf9510 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    Jesse also immediately realized that the shooter poured warm water down the front of his pants as well.

    • @gazasqreech
      @gazasqreech 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @Lizzyjaeger
      @Lizzyjaeger 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bill_ezane6829
    @bill_ezane6829 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    The sarcasm in this one is top tier. 😂😂😂

    • @jesuscorrea5513
      @jesuscorrea5513 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I came to the comments to shit myself laughing. Turns out, I saved a whole ass mag of rounds LOL!!!

  • @chelseamag3125
    @chelseamag3125 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +218

    This is absolutely incredible. Feels like something uniquely American.
    Our cops are so scared of acorns that they empty full clips and still hit nothing, then don’t face any consequences. Incredible.

    • @hateisignorance
      @hateisignorance 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      It is amazing that the other officer fired her gun without knowing what she was shooting at or why. It is astounding that this is somehow less of the story.

    • @swissarmyknight4306
      @swissarmyknight4306 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@hateisignorance Please keep talking about this. She is a menace to the public. She shot without identifying the threat.

    • @RovvyWade
      @RovvyWade 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      A cop yelling “shots fired I’m hit” is insanely dangerous for any non cops in sight, as deputy Beth showed us by blindly emptying her clip in a general direction

    • @caliginousmoira8565
      @caliginousmoira8565 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @mellyn5599 they are likely crisis acorns.... we don't even know if real acorns exist....

    • @SummerKobes
      @SummerKobes 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's not called a "clip" it's a magazine. It's also easy to judge the actions of law enforcement officers when you've never been one, been married to one, been on ride-alongs or studied administration of justice.

  • @lobsterboy2020
    @lobsterboy2020 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

    Happy birthday Dr Grande
    It's been a pleasure watching your output get increasingly sarcastic over the last few years.

    • @deeanthony7713
      @deeanthony7713 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Yep....that is one of the MAIN reasons I watch Dr. Grande...his great stories and his funny wit mixed with sarcastic dry humor.

  • @theriddlerUSA
    @theriddlerUSA 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Dr. Grande your sense of humor is the BEST!!!

  • @Mr.Morden
    @Mr.Morden 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    Honestly, I think we need to deport all acorns.

    • @karakas771
      @karakas771 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Dey took 'er jerbs!!

    • @bold810
      @bold810 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Build that Arbor! Build that Arbor! 😂

    • @bold810
      @bold810 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ... And they keep winning the Powerball,too! 😓

    • @SDMacMan
      @SDMacMan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Bro, acorns are native. They were here long before your ancestors. We should all just learn to live together in peace and harmony. 🙏🏼☮️🌰🌰🌰

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh, so just because they are brown you want them out, huh?

  • @hotflashfoto
    @hotflashfoto 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +459

    "I didn't mean to hurt anyone." That's what drunks say and yet they get charged...

    • @Bigbubba3031
      @Bigbubba3031 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Your comparing a cop to the worst of the worst a drunk driver

    • @Yummypoison0
      @Yummypoison0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

      ​@@Bigbubba3031well the drunk driver was actually intoxicated.
      The cop was sober and opened fire in a suburban neighborhood. That's actually a lot more dangerous.

    • @Bigbubba3031
      @Bigbubba3031 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Yummypoison0 So you are saying drinking and driving is not dangerous?

    • @bighutch2202
      @bighutch2202 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Clearly not what was said, they said "more dangerous ". ​@Bigbubba3031

    • @Cantcan
      @Cantcan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Yeah no one here said a drunk driver isn't dangerous. It's very clear that cops and drunk drivers are dangerous.

  • @eoinoconnell185
    @eoinoconnell185 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +256

    All I can imagine are his higher-ups, with their heads in their hands, thinking ''ok ... how are we going to handle this ?''

    • @mistrjt9213
      @mistrjt9213 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      They should have punished him. Marquee should sue. Wtf even was Jesse thinking trying to be a cop?? Rolling all over the place, flopping around the ground, crawling all around, lost the use of his legs, claiming he’s been shot a couple of times…. 🤦🏻 Such a waste of a good cop mustache.

    • @HeatherHolt
      @HeatherHolt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@mistrjt9213bahaha he does have a solid mustache. Must spend too much time on it to actually take in any police training.

    • @commiesnzombies
      @commiesnzombies 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      maybe those cops should stay out of the evidence room and quit sampling that high octane Florida Meth

    • @greatbungblaster
      @greatbungblaster 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Internal investigations always work

    • @ronniemartin5088
      @ronniemartin5088 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Higher ups?!? LMAO. They're worse than he is.

  • @batgoat28
    @batgoat28 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +300

    I'm just here for the puns. I better grab coffee and donuts while I watch.

    • @alabamaman1372
      @alabamaman1372 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Tea and cookies.

    • @need-to-know-
      @need-to-know- 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Do-Nutz!

    • @Hollylivengood
      @Hollylivengood 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@need-to-know- Damn.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @misanthropicmusings4596
      @misanthropicmusings4596 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      TRUE!

    • @terrystokes2948
      @terrystokes2948 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I looked at your profile picture you look like you may be a paramedic. I use to be one also. Have you ever seen an officer who thought they had been shot, but was not? I've seen it before. They keep that story going all the way to the hospital! ME: "Sir where are you hit?" OFFICER: "I don't know!" ME: 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

  • @the_lost_navigator
    @the_lost_navigator 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "Rabbit Season!". "Acorn Season! FIRE!"... Even Chip & Dale laughed their nuts off over this!

  • @annettebaum9029
    @annettebaum9029 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    This case reminds me of Deputy Barney Fife and why the Sheriff of Mayberry let him have just one bullet, that he was required to keep in his shirt pocket.

  • @Unit13FREMSLT
    @Unit13FREMSLT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    I worked back in the late 70's as an emergency medical technician with Vietnam vets who never did crap like this. As a former range safety officer what I find frightening is how the PD stated that the backup officer shooting into the patrol car without knowing exactly where the target was and if there was actually any life threatening danger was justified. This kind of crap is getting out of hand. It appear as though they are trying to create an environment where no matter what they do no matter how much it endangers the public it is okay.

    • @misstinahamilton5714
      @misstinahamilton5714 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Well said !

    • @hateisignorance
      @hateisignorance 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Im hit

    • @paularaegram9965
      @paularaegram9965 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      DEI hire?

    • @Unit13FREMSLT
      @Unit13FREMSLT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Imagine being that delusional. It's scary because he could have killed a lot of people.@@hateisignorance

    • @Unit13FREMSLT
      @Unit13FREMSLT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They most likely hired him because of his military service. Police departments will give them preference.@@paularaegram9965

  • @theeradiantgoddess
    @theeradiantgoddess 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Spooked and scary. He doesn't need to ever be an officer again!!

  • @daisynadal6909
    @daisynadal6909 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +244

    "Historically, acorns have been recognized as being nonviolent and typically do not carry weapons" lmaoooo lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀💀

    • @thecrimsoncure8201
      @thecrimsoncure8201 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      You clearly haven't seen the thugged out acorns in my city.

    • @daisynadal6909
      @daisynadal6909 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@thecrimsoncure8201 lmaoooo lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @keifer7813
      @keifer7813 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Keyword: Typically
      Be careful out there

    • @daisynadal6909
      @daisynadal6909 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@keifer7813 lmaoooo lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯

    • @annettespradlin4945
      @annettespradlin4945 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I had an oak tree that use to drop paratrooper acorns on me on my front porch. So it's technically not the acorn's fault, but the oak tree's fault!

  • @potatoman147
    @potatoman147 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

    I saw this footage and just KNEW Doctor G would cover it

  • @MathewWeaver73
    @MathewWeaver73 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    He’s been working on those stuntman rolls since he was 13 years old. He was afraid he was never going to get a chance to use them so he created one.😂

  • @MrSomethingElse
    @MrSomethingElse 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    "In a nutshell...." Classic Dr. Grande!

  • @allineedis1mike81
    @allineedis1mike81 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    If you have a porch with a metal roof the damn things can be pretty loud. But I can confirm they do not sound like gunshots, suppressed or otherwise. I rented a townhouse years ago. My nextdoor neighbor was a lunatic. He was one of those guys who's offended by a cat walking across what he said was his yard. It wasnt, it was a common area behind all the buildings. He also swore that the people who lived across this common area were throwing things at his wife. In reality the oak trees were throwing acorns at both of then because they were assholes.

    • @ember1794
      @ember1794 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The oaktrees or the couple 😅?! No, I get it! And yes, it is pretty loud!

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I used to live in a cottage with a walnut tree over it and a metal storage shed. Squirrels would eat the nuts and drop the shells on the metal shed. Definitely sounded like I was under aerial bombardment 😅

  • @TOO_TALL305
    @TOO_TALL305 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Dr. Grande one thing to also note is that a suppressed firearm when shot, the first round fired is still at a louder DB than a “HOT” suppressor or one that has been shot already

  • @Bebecat477
    @Bebecat477 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Dude panicked. All wrought up. Fortunately, the guy in the cruiser didn't get hit.

  • @countrycorner9337
    @countrycorner9337 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +246

    He resigned. Not fired, not punished. Other officer ‘exonerated’. Insane. Rules for thee and not for me.

    • @derkeheath5172
      @derkeheath5172 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I read today that he has been reinstated as a police officer.

    • @blacksuite1
      @blacksuite1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I wouldn't be surprised. Where did you read that?

    • @TheRunAndGun10
      @TheRunAndGun10 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Hell, he’s got street cred now he’s got an Officer Involved Shooting under his belt.

    • @goblin-night
      @goblin-night 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It was lame of him to panic like he did, but he thought the acorn sound was a gunshot. He responded like police are supposed to, though it was a frightened rookie version.

    • @la_sn3ak3r19
      @la_sn3ak3r19 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      This is the type of cops you get when you def und the police

  • @shannonfergusson978
    @shannonfergusson978 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    😂 Omg. Your description of the acorn and stuff while keeping a completely straight face cracked mw up. 😂

  • @cannedlaughter2535
    @cannedlaughter2535 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    "The sky is falling!!! Requesting backup ASAP!!!"
    HOW Dr. Grande didn't crack up even once is amazing. (no pun intended)

    • @aliciagriggs8531
      @aliciagriggs8531 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because he edits his videos to keep a straight face. 🤣😂

    • @timkruse4548
      @timkruse4548 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He has the emotional control of Dr. Spock.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@timkruse4548: "Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a nut!" - Bones

    • @Janey-hn8jq
      @Janey-hn8jq 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Excellent 😅​@@timkruse4548

    • @bunnykiller
      @bunnykiller 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ohhh thats right, forgot about that story... Chicken Little, but in this case BIG Chicken....

  • @JJ-ui4ph
    @JJ-ui4ph 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    Good thing it wasn’t an apple tree. The sound of that and he would have been telling dispatch to send backup😂

    • @obtuse1291
      @obtuse1291 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      SWAT would have been involved.

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​ @obtuse1291 minimum 3 helicopters

    • @808Fee
      @808Fee 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂😂😂

    • @Llama_Dhali_G
      @Llama_Dhali_G 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Good God don't speak of a coconut either. .

    • @v4vendetta156
      @v4vendetta156 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're laughing but put yourself in this apprehended man shoes, in the car. God only knows how he survived and what he's been through.

  • @Adam_M_D
    @Adam_M_D 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Jesse is unhinged he is not in a Beverly Hills Cop movie. 😂

  • @susancole6793
    @susancole6793 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +230

    I had a roommate in college who had grown up in Vietnam as a missionary kid. Her father had been shot to death in front of her by the Viet Cong. One night several guys in the men's dorm shot off firecrackers in the middle of the night under our dorm windows. I will never forget Miriam's reaction as long as I live. She screamed, jumped out of bed and pushed me onto the floor throwing herself on top of me. I knew it was just firecrackers but she thought she was reliving the nightmare of Vietnam.😢

    • @tinag4262
      @tinag4262 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      What amazing, selfless instincts. Her immediate reaction was to protect you! It makes my heart hurt to think of the terror she felt in that moment. Hope she grew to be a strong, stable, and confident woman.

    • @morticiaheisenberg9679
      @morticiaheisenberg9679 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Poor lady, and a great friend ❤I hope she was able to heal and not be so afraid anymore.

    • @matthewanthony4606
      @matthewanthony4606 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Ok

    • @joselcruz2700
      @joselcruz2700 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Glad she defended you 😢

    • @SayHelloToOblivion
      @SayHelloToOblivion 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      That is a friend to keep forever and to cherish. She was willing to protect you with her life. ❤😢

  • @Trelmayas21
    @Trelmayas21 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    3:35 Dr. Grande going into extra detail on acorns is exactly why I like his analysis.
    13:54 You know he's serious when he adds an extra condemnation at the end after his sign off.

  • @mixflip
    @mixflip 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Whats even more funny is how the 2nd officer joined in and just started shooting blindly at “no threat”… and didn’t get in trouble for shooting at something that didn’t display a threat.

    • @fabirkemarian6370
      @fabirkemarian6370 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What?!?? Watch the video again.
      The squad car was clearly acting aggressive and took a threatening stance, ready to strike at any second.

  • @MMA-Mishap
    @MMA-Mishap 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    This is horrifying yet so comedically golden.

  • @kuyajeff6552
    @kuyajeff6552 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    What’s even scarier is the fact that some hayseed police chief of a podunk town is going to think it’s a good idea to hire Jesse.

    • @morticiaheisenberg9679
      @morticiaheisenberg9679 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Not after this video.

    • @Yummypoison0
      @Yummypoison0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@morticiaheisenberg9679lmfao watch them xD rehires happen all the time in situations like this.

    • @sallywillis1448
      @sallywillis1448 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The people who hired him should be questioned.

    • @maceomillions2192
      @maceomillions2192 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Yummypoison0This guy is literally a 10/10 idiot. I doubt he gets hired again but hey anything is possible.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@morticiaheisenberg9679 Daniel Shaver's killer was hired, he murdered someone and still got rehired.

  • @doreencaputo2942
    @doreencaputo2942 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Omg your deadpan delivery was hilarious! The puns were stellar! Great way to start the day 😂

  • @yamnjam
    @yamnjam 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Acorn plops
    Cop: I started blasting.

  • @PaganGrace
    @PaganGrace 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    Happy Birthday, Dr. Grande!!🎉🎂🌵🏜️

  • @zoso73
    @zoso73 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    "They weigh about 5 grams ..." 🤣🤣🤣 dude, your delivery is perfect! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @missydehart6920
    @missydehart6920 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Oh. My. God. I had not heard of this. I would've resigned also, hung my head and moved away. Its amazing that the guy handcuffed in the backseat wasn't killed.

    • @realliving4354
      @realliving4354 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@petererb9463stop it

  • @brianmorash3962
    @brianmorash3962 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    So sad when an acorn turns to crime, I mean you could say it’s just plain nuts!

  • @magenao
    @magenao 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i could not stop lauging, how he pokes fun at the situation with a straight face, is just nuts.

  • @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879
    @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Thanks for this! I saw the video but no description of what happened. Three times I watched, slowed the video down, listen with headphones and..... I never heard any of the sounds you would hear if a suppressed firearm were fired. To metal being torn through, no breaking glass, no impact with the officer and, most notably: no gun report.
    a suppressed weapon isn't silenced. The cops called it a silencer but I appreciate that Dr Grande used the proper term.
    If you use normal ammo in a suppressed gun, it doesn't make it silent. Instead, it reduces the noise a bit. Subsonic ammo is quiet but you'd still here it breaking glass and tearing right through door paneling.
    I heard none of that and had no clue what had actually happened.
    This .....explains a ton. Thank you!

    • @weenfain2321
      @weenfain2321 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Did the same and out my headphones on slowed down the video and you can BARELY hear a little “dink”. His double barely roll was hilarious though but this really is terrifying and thousands of videos of incompetence like this yearly and we just continue to allow it. Takes far more training to become a barber than a cop

  • @Hin_Håle
    @Hin_Håle 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    The acorn probably mistook Jesse's huge mustache for a squirrel and decided to get the shell out of there.

  • @qtpiballer
    @qtpiballer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +175

    I bet a squirrel was mad because Jackson was honking the horn for hours and threw the acorn to frame Jackson.

    • @RandyParrott
      @RandyParrott 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You outta derr o snap

    • @temanor
      @temanor 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hey Chip, watch this!

    • @qtpiballer
      @qtpiballer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@temanor LMAO I know they ran their little tails off when that cop started blasting

  • @grumpyoldlady_rants
    @grumpyoldlady_rants 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    My first thought when I hear about this the other day was, that man has no business being in law enforcement or any profession that requires carrying a gun.

  • @cdrew555
    @cdrew555 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    this is the type of true crime coverage we need

  • @Aaron-kj8dv
    @Aaron-kj8dv 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    Not sure which part of this story is better.
    Is it that a cop mistook a falling acorn for gunfire? Is it that even if it was gunfire he had no clue where it was coming from and emptied an entire clip? Is it that he believed he got shot even though it was just an acorn? Or is it the fact that he wasn't fired and arrested?

    • @tvojemanka
      @tvojemanka 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      And the girl, that called the cops will never call the cops ever again after such trauma. Hope they get over it as well as they can, and sue them for millions.

    • @mathewbowyer2221
      @mathewbowyer2221 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      The fact that two cops mag dumped into the car and hit nothing?

    • @lostandfound5145
      @lostandfound5145 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @petererb9463their target was the man sitting inside the police car

    • @scotthanson7888
      @scotthanson7888 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@mathewbowyer2221not even each other. Amazing

    • @brucenorman8904
      @brucenorman8904 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      two clips. he reloaded

  • @groverhateselmo
    @groverhateselmo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    I can’t be the only one disturbed that the acorn is still at large! Have we become so desensitized that a lone wolf attacker that caused such mayhem is merely shrugged off? I heard a member of the select board is an arborist, maybe there’s a conspiracy.

  • @wallywaldo5638
    @wallywaldo5638 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Your deadpan delivery is a thing of beauty.

  • @3Birds2016
    @3Birds2016 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Oak-ay. Dr. Grande’s acorny jokes cracked me up, not one of them fell flat! Jesse’s decision to branch out into the police force was nuts because he obviously couldn’t handle the treemendous pressure. This story is acornucopia of squirrelly decisions and it’s unbeleafable that no one was charged. I’m truly shell-shocked!

    • @felixjones9198
      @felixjones9198 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Oh God...😂

    • @Mr_Joseph979
      @Mr_Joseph979 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Your comment is just above being corny but below being shady😊

    • @Alkis05
      @Alkis05 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That is obvious in hindsight, not necessarily when he decided to enter the force. If he was untested, how would he know?

    • @myadorablefosters
      @myadorablefosters 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Oak-ay, enough puns!!

  • @thelostronin
    @thelostronin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "From little acorns, mighty oaks grow." Says it all Doc. Much love. Keep up the grear work!

  • @AlexKingsfallen
    @AlexKingsfallen 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Negligent discharging of his weapon.

  • @bobsaturday4273
    @bobsaturday4273 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    you're a real firecracker Dr. T , when I started watching I thought : hoo boy , this guys a real dry old stick in the mud but when you started dropping em you had me laughing out loud , great sense of humor not the least of which was THE DELIVERY for maximum effect ! perfect . got me totally off guard .

  • @I_luv_french_fries
    @I_luv_french_fries 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    "We need more officers to stand up to these nuts" 😅 tremendous!

    • @apolloartcc
      @apolloartcc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      or more nuts to stand up to these officers lol

  • @maureeningleston1501
    @maureeningleston1501 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    These days you cannot depend on anything. But the one thing that you can rely on is that Dr Grande will post a video each day. A Dr Grande video is not only interesting I consider it "one of my 5 a day". 😉👍

    • @KnockOut242
      @KnockOut242 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Two hours and 10,000+ views ❤

  • @jessicamarie3105
    @jessicamarie3105 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is my absolute favorite video you've ever made and I watch every one.
    The humor had me cackling, and I loved the tidbit at the end.

  • @yyyyuuuuu102
    @yyyyuuuuu102 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    Dr. Grande's sarcastic jokes are really shining today😂👍

  • @cjhatesu
    @cjhatesu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    This is like the officers who have panic attacks near drugs thinking they're experiencing an overdose.

    • @isabellind1292
      @isabellind1292 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Hahaha, phantom od'ing.

    • @music0cool
      @music0cool 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@isabellind1292 OD by proxy lmao

  • @IronAntOilpatch
    @IronAntOilpatch 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Excellent presentation. Good job. Thanks for the professionalism and stoic delivery! Finally body cams are being used. This isn’t the first time this person has done this drama to harm others; he is well practiced.

  • @oldrandon
    @oldrandon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't...😆

    • @DavianSinner
      @DavianSinner 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't (BECAUSE)

    • @isabellind1292
      @isabellind1292 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "...Almond Joy has nuts...Mounds don't...because...sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!"

  • @traildoggy
    @traildoggy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    I know that acorn, he is devastated, but just wants to be left alone.
    He sits in the corner waiting for autumn and mutters to himself, "People are nuts... absolutely nuts..."

  • @user-sb7iy5nw9b
    @user-sb7iy5nw9b 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The way Dr. Grande tells the whole story with a straight is GOLDEN 😅😂. And, his sarcasm. 🤣

  • @tandy139
    @tandy139 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Has anyone checked the local squirrels alibis? They are quite intelligent and it's entirely possible they set this police officer up.

  • @danabraileanuiconaru1321
    @danabraileanuiconaru1321 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    The acorn: I was just minding my own business and then they start shooting in my direction! Acorns matter!

  • @jakea511
    @jakea511 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    First time I ever felt sorry for the criminal. like wtf has the world come to.

  • @debibennett5613
    @debibennett5613 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Dr. Grande with all the serious psychological issues you work through for us, I love the great sense of humor you bring to it. Very, Very RARE in my experience with medical professionals. I so enjoyed this one. Thanks a million

  • @GigiRulesTheRoost
    @GigiRulesTheRoost 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    oh my gosh I realized my mouth was open in a "what the heck" manner the whole time while you explained what Jesse did after the acorn hit the car. I was all astonishment. good grief.

  • @tonygordonjr
    @tonygordonjr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh my goodness this is the funniest commentary on this story that I have heard kudos 🤣

  • @HxCfursure
    @HxCfursure 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Priceless delivery of the line “An acorn is the nut of an oak tree” 😂😂😂 Great video as always, Dr. Grande!

  • @theodoreroosevelt6439
    @theodoreroosevelt6439 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This is why I love this channel. Deadpan delivery with a humerous undertone.

  • @MrTmm97
    @MrTmm97 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This might be the funniest, brightest video I’ve watched of yours.
    I remembered seeing this video like a week ago and couldn’t believe it…. How do you hear a metal thump and assume you’ve been shot. Fear and the mind can do some weird stuff apparently. Absolutely nuts.

  • @Traven1021
    @Traven1021 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    You know after watching dozens of his videos the puns he makes still catches me off guard lol his tone is perfect

  • @ottomattix86
    @ottomattix86 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    I watched this yesterday. It's wild. How the hell did he pass training!?

    • @Hollylivengood
      @Hollylivengood 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Five months of training, to be a cop in Florida. Just for comparison, it takes about the same amount of training to be a manicure tech. It takes a year of training to be a hair stylist. I'm seeing a root cause of the problem here. When a guy can be given free range with a gun in less time than it takes to learn to style hair...

    • @genek8630
      @genek8630 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Just think. This guy was in special forces in the Army.

    • @DavianSinner
      @DavianSinner 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Police departments are desperate.

    • @Desi365
      @Desi365 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@genek8630are you kiddding ?

    • @veryoldjohnson
      @veryoldjohnson 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Trump University Police Outreach Training Program.

  • @UserName_no1
    @UserName_no1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Congratulations 🎉 Doc.
    You win the 2024 Puns of The Year Award.

  • @MagentaBell
    @MagentaBell 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    I was laughing so hard and so loudly at the description of acorns my cat stared at me like, "what is wrong with you?" 😂

    • @SgtAndrewM
      @SgtAndrewM 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This comment made my day

  • @ScottBrazel
    @ScottBrazel 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Dr Deadpan’s titles alone make it worth subscribing