You guys know why right? The emotion. He REALLY felt what happened on Thanksgiving and it came through in his work. I don't just mean that segment I mean the whole episode is classic. No one can be this emotional 52 weeks a year so that's why every ep can't be this funny or else he'd really k himself for real. This is what a true artist is.
"It's not always going to be 'love and light and peace on Earth...' Sometimes it's going to be 'get your blade, and do what you will.'" Tim is indispensable
In ER right now, this will help with the wait. Edited: Thanks all for the support. I hope I don't end in homeless court once I get the bill. Psd. No, I didn't jump into the sprinkle pool or wasn't stabbed by my grandma :)
I have a college degree and my wife has her masters. We love Tim. Listen weekly and voted for trump. Dems need to stop confusing education with intelligence.
I almost got my degrees. Would have voted for Trump. Didn’t vote as I have a small business, didn’t get the time cause I was roadtripping through Western Europe during the election. I did crack a smile and walked into my loafers the next morning in Barcelona when I saw the results, and went for some pimientos del padron at La Bombeta in La Barceloneta
@@RLybarger1986 I'm gonna start asking what the degrees are in. If you have a master's in women's lib, or gèndér studies, or like.. French? You have no credibility anymore
Checking in to add to Tim's study on demographics. The wifey and I both are "doctors," and listen to this pod every Sunday while we get ready for church. Fatty boom batty gang 4life.
I drive a '96 honda to keep the miles off the Bently. I wouldn't drive my Bently to your dinner with those guests. Its' a classic and I don't trust their driving skills if they are appear that dumb and entitled.
Tim it was true for me 20 years ago, I got tortured by my family for decades. I learned how to bake well to help deal with it and left the gas oven running all the time. This Thanksgiving, I left it running ajar for quite some time and left some cigars for the family. I wish them well.
I just recommended the podcast to my father over Thanksgiving telling him how funny and intelligent Tim's commentary is. Then Tim opens up today's podcast with a bit about families having sex with each other. Oh well. 😂
That’s what you get with Tim! My husband doesn’t like him and I swear it took me over a year to be able to listen and laugh at the uncomfortable stuff. But i can honestly say I am less affected by the media and this political shit now that he’s part of my weekly entertainment. 💕
LMAO I also introduced Tim to my parents this Thanksgiving. I started with the election analysis episode and we watched the new episode together today and they're big fans now. They wish him well!
i think he had thanksgiving with his wacky family members instead of rfk just to be able to record a episode like this. at this point it cannot not be for the drama, he has so many better options.
I generally ignore ANY ad presented by youtubers. That said, the fact these companies are willing to pay Timmy all while knowing the chaos that comes out of his mouth, well that my friend, makes me consider checking them out. Note to advertisers. BE brave, it just might pay off
There's just no question about it: Tim's better episodes are when he's emotionally charged for whatever reason: the residual effects of his Thanksgiving show through hard, and it makes him extra hilarious: the more passion behind what he says the funnier he says it. Yes? Yes?
Staying with family for the holidays and thought I’d put this on to show them how funny you are. Now they think I’m trying to groom them into an orgy. Thanks Tim.
11:57 😂😂 It just keeps coming, the wit, the third eye for comedic excellence it just oozes out of him... The knowledge the wisdom the poise...😊 What a great time to be alive, you'll never know the value of a moment until they becomes a memory 💯🤟🧬
I have a college degree (wildlife biology). Graduated with honors. I listen to this show more than any other podcast besides probably JRE. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
As a fellow Fatty Boombatty (TM) the most rage inducing part of this episode is learning that the museum of ice cream doesn’t serve you actual ice cream. Why else would you even go??
College educated straight white male here, long time fan. You need to be intellectual to appreciate this show. The college education they're talking about is the blind to propaganda "education"
I was giving CPR when I got the notification that this episode was out- I stopped immediately, and started listening. We wish the patient's family well. Many of them don't understand the importance of this episode, even though I tried to explain it to them.
That warming up shit or buying food from a resturant to present it as COOKED makes me so pissed .. my family did that and thought I was crazy when I called them out!! Thank you @timdillon #strongisland
Tim gettin spicy!!!😂 I love it lol. You should have just went to RFK's house for thanksgiving. While you're eating cold food , Robert is deep-frying a hot turkey😂
@38:00 I have never laughed so hard in recent memory ( maybe the edible is responsible ) that idiot holding their knees and jumping in a pool. If you look closer one of the sprinkles appears to be sticking in their ass. Great content.
I'm only ten minutes in and am loving Tim more than ever. So sorry that his Thanksgiving dinner started off so poorly. Those guests were crass. Thanks for sharing your pain so we can all relate on one level or another and hopefully learn and grow. If only the grandma chose the 'walk out, go to diner' option like Tim instead of 'grab knife, get stabby' option when the verbal disputes escalated.
"Homeless Court TV" would do more to further awareness and empathy for their struggles and humanity, than most current public policies, Timmy boy does it again.
You've brought joy to my long night drive back from Hurricane helene afflicted NC to Palm Beach. I'm typing this while driving. But it's worth it because I love you.
The best episodes are when tim is personally wronged😂
Bro 😂 great name
or prank calls, or fake business such as his Jewelry line
laughs per minute GOTCHA GOTCHA!
@@Buster-e6q The Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon will be shipped when the dwarves are done with them sir.
I'm glad you are calling out these boomers and their disgusting food they serve to their families.
This Thanksgiving rant will go down as one of Tim's classics.
Was thinking the exact same thing. Tim shot 60 for 60 today
You guys know why right? The emotion. He REALLY felt what happened on Thanksgiving and it came through in his work. I don't just mean that segment I mean the whole episode is classic. No one can be this emotional 52 weeks a year so that's why every ep can't be this funny or else he'd really k himself for real.
This is what a true artist is.
Yea complaining about people being mean to your regarded antivax friends is totally a based rant.
The beginning scared me lol
I seriously can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
“I’m sitting here with the dogs named after slaves” lol I’m crying here with laughter. Thank you Tim.
Freddy ran away
@@cindyo6298 I dont blame him.
"We have to prepare for the new regime" is the best line to use when walking out of Thanksgiving.
I'll be using that this Christmas Eve lol
😂
"Alright anyway lets talk about tariffs" So fucking funny 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at this.
Listening to Tim rant is so cathartic. I feel like a psychological weight is lifted off me. Thank you Tim for making me feel not alone.
This is one I will have to listen to right when it's over. The beginning was sooo good.
don't be alone just be sexy
goin' to confession helps too
Tim, i'm not gay but I'm a nice guy and a quick learner. Please take me to Tuscany with you.
🤣
Yeah Tim!
Take this guy to Tuscany with you
Quick learner sold it
Better learn how to pack poop and shuck shaft real quick
I vouch for this guy
"It's not always going to be 'love and light and peace on Earth...' Sometimes it's going to be 'get your blade, and do what you will.'"
Tim is indispensable
Just relaxed in front of the fireplace with my cat Anne Frank
Glad you found her.
Tim's continued war against the boomers is why I tune in every week. Thank you for doing God's work Tim!
“Frederick Douglas, get back in Your cage!!!!!”
Lmao
Lefters are so oblivious.
"Fredrick Douglass escaped again. We're going to have to keep him tied up from now on."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking insanity
Crate.. I said CRATE FREDERICK.. NOW!!
Freddy wouldn't stop running away so we had to neuter him 😬
Tim for press secretary
It would be the biggest wasted opportunity in terms of cabinet picks if he doesn’t!
This world could never be so perfect
for president, fuck just press secretary
He is too honest 😂
It would truly be life in the big city
'Hot Food. No Satanism.' would make a great tee
Great restaurant slogan.
@@JasonWilliams-nq5sy Man, I miss Sizzler.
My boomer dad quit smoking inside at one point for his cats. He never once considered not smoking inside for my sister and I. 😂
you need cigarettes to deal with kids
*my sister and me *
Boomers are oddly weak willed
@@BoobyHill-z7dbut they have kids for the same reason they have cigarettes
“I used to believe to be a good person you have to tolerate who people are because you know them” PREACH brother
"She'd Frederick Douglas over the stove...." 🤣😂😭
Best line of the episode that shit had me crying
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died 😂
@@KingdomMbusosame
He’s THE BEST
Douglas'ed? :)
In ER right now, this will help with the wait.
Edited: Thanks all for the support.
I hope I don't end in homeless court
once I get the bill.
Psd. No, I didn't jump into the sprinkle pool or wasn't stabbed by my grandma :)
hope things go well for you bro. faith!
That’s life in the big city for you.
Used something with a flared base next time
We wish you well.
We wish you well.
I’m getting a sign that says “Don’t disrespect RFK in my home”
Great idea! We should add the line: He’s my friend!
"Heroin, it worked for me"
Do a t shirt
16:40
I’m from Singapore, with both a Bachelor’s and Master’s degree, and I listen to you all the time.
I have a college degree and my wife has her masters. We love Tim. Listen weekly and voted for trump. Dems need to stop confusing education with intelligence.
Clearly, you didn’t. ;)
I received a certificate for participating. 🤨
You just called yourself stupid
I almost got my degrees. Would have voted for Trump. Didn’t vote as I have a small business, didn’t get the time cause I was roadtripping through Western Europe during the election. I did crack a smile and walked into my loafers the next morning in Barcelona when I saw the results, and went for some pimientos del padron at La Bombeta in La Barceloneta
Since you're so smart, look up demographics of voters and get back to us with what you find
Dinner with grandma: it's a real knife fight
Oooohh best use of knife fight in years why didn't I think of it?!
Life in the big city😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
and of course in Memphis
@@ashleybanks-wm4cgYou beat me to it
Those grandkids were pitching her fake business ideas trying to get her money , and she wasn't wishing them well anymore 😊
"Get your blade and do what you will." ~ Timothy J. Dillon
The wisest words ever spoken by man.
As a woman with both a bachelor and a master degree, this was the best post Thanksgiving special (my opinion matters).
Yea but you didn't say you were POC so status denied.
@@RLybarger1986 I'm gonna start asking what the degrees are in. If you have a master's in women's lib, or gèndér studies, or like.. French? You have no credibility anymore
We don't ask women for their opinions (unwarranted)
Oooooo distinguished
"im not going to get too into the details" proceeds to go nuts hahahaha
Checking in to add to Tim's study on demographics. The wifey and I both are "doctors," and listen to this pod every Sunday while we get ready for church. Fatty boom batty gang 4life.
“Get in your Bentley and leave” 😂
😉
I drive a '96 honda to keep the miles off the Bently. I wouldn't drive my Bently to your dinner with those guests. Its' a classic and I don't trust their driving skills if they are appear that dumb and entitled.
Im a 29yo black guy from Greensboro NC & i relate to 90% of what this man says . He’s a Godsend
What's the 10%
the gay part
🤣🤣🤣
N
Btw he’s the gay prison guard from joker 2
“Hot food, no satanism. Please, thanks.”
26 minute opening rant about Tim’s UNThanksgiving dinner, a racist dog and departing in his Bentley…fucking hysterical.
Tim it was true for me 20 years ago, I got tortured by my family for decades. I learned how to bake well to help deal with it and left the gas oven running all the time. This Thanksgiving, I left it running ajar for quite some time and left some cigars for the family. I wish them well.
Well that’s definitely another way to go 🤔
My dad would love to speak to you
You're doing the Lords work
Thanks, you get a patience from it that helps with handing out "the return" @@TheSaltySunflower
@@merrickfernandez4734 I hope your dad is in a better place
Tim Dillon is the funniest person on the Internet
Future generations will study these videos at universities.
We can only hope
So many hitters in this episode. DIllon unfilterd is brilliant
Thanks for defending me against your family’s hate
I just recommended the podcast to my father over Thanksgiving telling him how funny and intelligent Tim's commentary is. Then Tim opens up today's podcast with a bit about families having sex with each other. Oh well. 😂
That’s what you get with Tim! My husband doesn’t like him and I swear it took me over a year to be able to listen and laugh at the uncomfortable stuff. But i can honestly say I am less affected by the media and this political shit now that he’s part of my weekly entertainment. 💕
To be fair he did speak against it so we know where he stands on the issue
@@4liberty4freedom 😂😂😂
Yeah I sent this to my brother. We’ll see what happens.
LMAO I also introduced Tim to my parents this Thanksgiving. I started with the election analysis episode and we watched the new episode together today and they're big fans now. They wish him well!
I love Tim’s family drama episodes 😂😂😂 absolutely the best
Fuck yeah. Flaming his aunt was one of the greats
i think he had thanksgiving with his wacky family members instead of rfk just to be able to record a episode like this. at this point it cannot not be for the drama, he has so many better options.
I generally ignore ANY ad presented by youtubers. That said, the fact these companies are willing to pay Timmy all while knowing the chaos that comes out of his mouth, well that my friend, makes me consider checking them out. Note to advertisers. BE brave, it just might pay off
IKR I can't believe he gets away with his ad reads. he was the first one that I saw doing the sarcasm years ago during the reads.
I love listening to his ad read compilations. Especially the old sheath underwear ones 😂 ruthless
@shawng922 there's no doubt
It's legendary lol
Asking Tim to read your advent is a great sign of bravery😂
“My father is talking to his slave dog who he’s chasing around the yard” Hahaha 😂 I’m dying laughing 🤣 Tim you rock man!!!!
This is one of your best. Your best rants come from a deep hatred towards your family. Love it.
Honestly, I don’t need to get mad at these things anymore since I have Tim to do it for me. Thank you.
I'm at my OBGYN appointment in the waiting room. This will help with the waiting for my vagina doctor.
Saturday OBGYN appointment?! Double check that license
Oof madon'
Okay, I guess?
@@Susancelek-be3hband I oop 😅😳💀😭 we wish her well
Make sure to name your snatch after former slaves😂
Love hearing about a family as dysfunctional as mine, god bless Tim.
Can't wait to hear what Tim says about Hunters pardon
Just in time for ep. 420
Not being hyperbolic, this podcast is one of Tim’s finest moments
Tim preparing himself for detention in a RFK run CIA Black Site run by Weight-Watchers, over his comments about Tulsi is life.
There's just no question about it: Tim's better episodes are when he's emotionally charged for whatever reason: the residual effects of his Thanksgiving show through hard, and it makes him extra hilarious: the more passion behind what he says the funnier he says it. Yes? Yes?
Staying with family for the holidays and thought I’d put this on to show them how funny you are. Now they think I’m trying to groom them into an orgy. Thanks Tim.
I’m a Latina female, Christian, and have my MBA and love your podcast. Share that with your family 😂
I hope Tim is able to go home for Christmas this year and reconnect with family
This is the rant we all needed, thanks Timmy!
11:57 😂😂 It just keeps coming, the wit, the third eye for comedic excellence it just oozes out of him... The knowledge the wisdom the poise...😊 What a great time to be alive, you'll never know the value of a moment until they becomes a memory 💯🤟🧬
12:37 “I love trailer parks”
I truly enjoy playing these episodes around family especially on the holidays. Everyone asks if he's serious it's great
I have a college degree (wildlife biology). Graduated with honors. I listen to this show more than any other podcast besides probably JRE. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
I have a Master's in Library Science
Masters Clinical Social Work. Love Tim. Very validating.
Astrophysics dropout. Nice talkin to ya.
As a fellow Fatty Boombatty (TM) the most rage inducing part of this episode is learning that the museum of ice cream doesn’t serve you actual ice cream. Why else would you even go??
I’m shocked! What IS the point then of an ice cream museum?!
Loved that you added the trade mark TM after fatty boombatty
@@Pubslife Just go moo around and get exercise. They’re all bound to be extremely cranky and wanting to sue.
It does serve ice cream
@@E______ phew!
Its a real knife fight out there on Thanksgiving!
I have two bachelors and two masters… Tim makes more sense and provides more logic than 95% of the professors I had
Doing tricks on it
"Fredrick Douglas over the stove" is wild! 😂😂😂
Ripped and ready for the show, let’s go!
He was the first black man in the White House, fucking killed me😂😂😂😂😂
troof
He was invited to it
Dad passed 2 months ago. He’s buried right near Jericho Cider Mill. I’m honored Tim. Hot food no demons Happy TG ❤
I love this guy. He says the truth no matter how unpopular or controversial.
I haven't made it past 22 minutes and from 2-22 minutes is some of the best material I've seen from tim.
I’m eating lucky charms in bed after having had blocked my entire family
Beta 😂😂😂
His family is probably the liberal cucks lol
Sounds peaceful
Free Palestine!
(That helped rid me of a few this year🤗)
✌️💚🍉
All so sensitive and petty now. Obviously your feelings for your friends and family are about as deep as a kiddie pool.
"KEEP LYING-The public doesn't deserve honesty" might be the best sentence I've heard all year
Driving to Federal Prison to visit my father serving 150 years for bank robbery. At least I can get in a few laughs in on the way.
You can't lay that on us without some more details- we're fucking family...
@ google “Band-Aid Bandit Tampa” that’s my father
Someone got killed for that amount of years
The sprinkle pool!! LMFAO😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you Tim. This episode cured the cancer that my family thanksgiving gave me
The first good rant in a while. Thank you Tim.
Slop is served ladies n gentlemen
Excuse you this is a home cooked meal with love
@@imelliamreheated in the oven at least
@@imelliamlife in the big city
This killed me
@@woodsjm1986same 😂😂 slop is a funny word to describe food.
why does the sprinkle pool have a diving board lmfaoooo im dying laughing
"Don't judge our holiday tradition!" is the new de facto response to any criticism ever.
"You have to burn the witches." So true. This is one of his finest pods.
College educated straight white male here, long time fan. You need to be intellectual to appreciate this show. The college education they're talking about is the blind to propaganda "education"
I wasted my time and money on a Master's level education, and I'm right here with you
same here. I learned more in the last 2 years on youtube and fixing my house than I did in years of so called higher education
Thank God. This is the only way I can see my gay father.
Thank God for Tim J Dillon.
Sorry your Thanksgiving wasn't better. May your next gatherings be everything you deserve ✨️ ❤😊
Thanks for your hardwork, keep it up Tim, you're saving lives out here. Bless you beautiful boy.
That's a beautiful deciduous forest behind Tim.
Someone has a college degree. Or elementary school. Tomato, tomahto.
As someone who pointed this out to children for a living..
I'm proud of you.
The sprinkle pool cannonball had me dying
I was giving CPR when I got the notification that this episode was out-
I stopped immediately, and started listening. We wish the patient's family well. Many of them don't understand the importance of this episode, even though I tried to explain it to them.
THIS whole damned episode SLAPS
Was so excited to see new ep drop, I started watching w my kid in the car and 5 seconds in “people are fucking now on thanksgiving” 😂 *EARMUFFS*
If the dog is loud, opinionated and named Frederick Doglass, I can respect that.
And walks absurdly slow
That warming up shit or buying food from a resturant to present it as COOKED makes me so pissed .. my family did that and thought I was crazy when I called them out!! Thank you @timdillon #strongisland
No soul in it
Tim gettin spicy!!!😂 I love it lol. You should have just went to RFK's house for thanksgiving. While you're eating cold food , Robert is deep-frying a hot turkey😂
The rant starting at 18:13 is pure gold. Thank you Tim! Have a blessed holiday season
@38:00 I have never laughed so hard in recent memory ( maybe the edible is responsible ) that idiot holding their knees and jumping in a pool. If you look closer one of the sprinkles appears to be sticking in their ass. Great content.
It's unbelievably funny!
I had to pause it and replay it several times 💀
😂😂😂
I'm only ten minutes in and am loving Tim more than ever. So sorry that his Thanksgiving dinner started off so poorly. Those guests were crass. Thanks for sharing your pain so we can all relate on one level or another and hopefully learn and grow. If only the grandma chose the 'walk out, go to diner' option like Tim instead of 'grab knife, get stabby' option when the verbal disputes escalated.
Tim is the greatest talent since Leonardo DaVinci.
"Homeless Court TV" would do more to further awareness and empathy for their struggles and humanity, than most current public policies, Timmy boy does it again.
You've brought joy to my long night drive back from Hurricane helene afflicted NC to Palm Beach. I'm typing this while driving. But it's worth it because I love you.
“Cook the food, it’s cold” 🤣🤣🤣
I must prepare for the regime. Outstanding
Sounds like thanksgiving was a real knife fight this year
It was. I had to bleed for my native ancestors this year. We're even now
@@justkidding8304Tim's tribal name is Sitting Pretty
Long live the king
Tim is the dictator we need but dont deserve
Tim needs a sprinkle pool for his Hamptons house so Frederick Douglas has somewhere to play next Thanksgiving.
Your boomer rants are such a highlight and some of the most insightful and biting social commentary of our time
Thanks for that opening Tim. Fam's still here for the weekend. Never scrambled to find my headphones faster.
Why this show doesn't have 5+ million subs is beyond me.
Homophobia.