ASMR Kidnapping (Realistic, Yandere, Male)

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  • @Horrid_Beast
    @Horrid_Beast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4658

    "we're going to call your friends!"
    *bold of you to assume I have friends*

  • @ExcelsiorForLoki
    @ExcelsiorForLoki ปีที่แล้ว +3651

    You don't have to be aggressive to create fear. The kindness of the kidnapper makes me feel scared every minute. Good job!

    • @mahoganny2809
      @mahoganny2809 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Yes... I do believe aggressive people are dangerous but that...that calm and kind voice scares the shit outa me...

    • @Bugloksventhefallenfaith87
      @Bugloksventhefallenfaith87 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      My Stockholm syndrome ass is over here in the corner absolutely vibrating right now.
      I don't get scared in these sorts of situations, even though I should. Then again, I've actually been kidnapped before about 4-5 times and at this point I'm used to remaining calm in a hostage situation or the like.

    • @springtronic.
      @springtronic. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bugloksventhefallenfaith87you’ve been whatwhenhowwhoafucking???

    • @tag5618
      @tag5618 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@Bugloksventhefallenfaith87excuse me, you've been what now?

    • @Bugloksventhefallenfaith87
      @Bugloksventhefallenfaith87 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@tag5618 oh yeah, I'm okay. Probably. I'm not sure. Sketchy family, you know? At this point I'm so used to being randomly snatched that at this point whenever I am, I can tell who got me this time by the voices, how they handle me, etc.
      I mean, that's normal... right?

  • @madi8030
    @madi8030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2486

    my heart broke after “i thought i could trust you”

  • @robbierotten5201
    @robbierotten5201 ปีที่แล้ว +4345

    Barley 4 minutes in and I trust this dude more than I trust my own parents💀

    • @aanika.bananika
      @aanika.bananika ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Same tho 💀✋🏻

    • @viwox123
      @viwox123 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      SAME HERE

    • @eveethepokemon5661
      @eveethepokemon5661 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Fr tho 😭

    • @oDM0o
      @oDM0o ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I literally go to this video to feel loved 💀

    • @emmapitkin4711
      @emmapitkin4711 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I can agree with you considering my own family.

  • @lilyjpn1487
    @lilyjpn1487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1643

    This is one of the few rps that actually made me ugly cry so hard… 😭 the Stockholm’s syndrome is just perfect 10/10 would absolutely get kidnapped again 😭😭

    • @nazninsultana9248
      @nazninsultana9248 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lmao

    • @Blackaphr0
      @Blackaphr0 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      WHY AM I HERE THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD😭😭

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The Stockholm Syndrome is so strong here and I don't like it. Oh God.

    • @Im_not_here_rn0984
      @Im_not_here_rn0984 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      LMFAO you read my mind lol 😢

    • @Clair1868
      @Clair1868 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      10/10, five stars. Service was great. Food was great. People were really friendly. Definitely recommend! Lol

  • @jaejae3669
    @jaejae3669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5339

    I feel like he is THAT person in the group that has everyone else like: “MATT what have we told you about trying to befriend the person we kidnapped”

    • @BMarie774
      @BMarie774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      “Matt.. why do you have a second bowl of cereal..? Where are you going?” “Oh, I’m just really hungry. I was going to go have it in my room..” “Matt godammit, you u can’t take Frosted Flakes to the chick we kidnapped!” “Well actually, she asked for Capn Crunch” “MATT, DUDE!”

    • @deeznuts9063
      @deeznuts9063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@BMarie774 I love this

    • @reyeslopez6428
      @reyeslopez6428 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Wtf kinda group are you in?

    • @Lovely-me7rx
      @Lovely-me7rx ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@BMarie774 Matt, why do you have an entire box filled with skin care products? You don't even use those?? Matt c'mon! Why are you like this?

    • @MrRekash
      @MrRekash ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This oddly reminds me about Johnny Sasaki from mgs

  • @loretohidalgo3533
    @loretohidalgo3533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15735

    The fact that my kidnaper treats me better than my boss makes me question my life choices

  • @lyktemannen1888
    @lyktemannen1888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3678

    That hammer lying around in the background was a really nice unsettling touch. :)

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Thank you!

    • @tjdraws8276
      @tjdraws8276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I noticed it right before his eyes filled the screen and I got freaked out. Both by the hammer and his face entering the frame.

    • @denkikaminari782
      @denkikaminari782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tbh though

    • @daichisthighs4953
      @daichisthighs4953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It is

  • @icyhotz8727
    @icyhotz8727 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    2:10
    Matt: "And I'll call you... Sweetiepie."
    Me: *muffled happy squeaks*
    Matt: "I'm just kidding"
    Me: ಥ×ಥ
    Mom I'm famous!

  • @Creativescorner74
    @Creativescorner74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

    SPOILER ALERT: The fact that he literally kidnapped me and ripped part of my finger off and I still cried when he was shot is mildly concerning to me

    • @Gloopypoopy2
      @Gloopypoopy2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Same, I was sobbing 😭

    • @silverlocket3760
      @silverlocket3760 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You've been Stockholm syndrome, in 27:42 minutes

    • @Creativescorner74
      @Creativescorner74 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@silverlocket3760 Yeahhh……😬

    • @silverlocket3760
      @silverlocket3760 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Creativescorner74 He gotcha

    • @Creativescorner74
      @Creativescorner74 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@silverlocket3760 Yep. He got me good

  • @someone8240
    @someone8240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7712

    Matt:"we're going to be friends"
    Me:* happy muffled noises*

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +696

      😄😄😄

    • @deleted1803
      @deleted1803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      SAME

    • @shacklesandchains7886
      @shacklesandchains7886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      He says his name is matt but he has both arms and legs😑😶😂😅
      Ill show myself out

    • @echoez_
      @echoez_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahahahaha 😂😂

    • @tuesday2thursday198
      @tuesday2thursday198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      shackles and chains I don’t get it are you calling him a Matt

  • @projectcyberghost
    @projectcyberghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5892

    The fact my kidnapper treats me better than my family does is concerning

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +688

      😥

    • @autumnwinters9366
      @autumnwinters9366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Same

    • @projectcyberghost
      @projectcyberghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @Not the car from that one movie I can live without a finger I can't live without good mental state

    • @pen7200
      @pen7200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Damn. I felt that

    • @yasoone8614
      @yasoone8614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Haha me 2 i feel u 😭😭😂

  • @libby4941
    @libby4941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2573

    Does nobody else feel awful that poor Matt's mum fed him bread and water? No wonder he grew up to be a criminal, I would too 😂

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

      It standard back in 1980s Britain 😗

    • @Bleulacuna
      @Bleulacuna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      That can't be very nutritious or tasty. :(

    • @libby4941
      @libby4941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Jimち ASMR Seriously? That's wild 😂

    • @nenepaczaj7209
      @nenepaczaj7209 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wodzianka✨️✨️✨️

    • @Anonymousgurl-b7g
      @Anonymousgurl-b7g ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I hate the idea of bread soaked in anything so that bread soaked in water is kind of giving me PTSD from when me and my siblings used to eat bread soaked in a beverage it makes me feel sick but who am I to judge someone's food choices

  • @_cocogoated
    @_cocogoated 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    Stolkholm syndrome is hittin like crazy on this one

    • @maya.rewwww3846
      @maya.rewwww3846 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I fcking agree
      Jim is too british for this role.
      His accent is too wonderful

  • @Ch10eeBloom
    @Ch10eeBloom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    AHAHA I EXPECTED THIS TO BE A KINKY THING BUT THIS ENDED UP BEING HILARIOUS 💀 THIS IS SO FUNNY IDK WHY

    • @KipNDipp
      @KipNDipp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Honestly pak I sorta thought the same thing.

    • @yongchangshe
      @yongchangshe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me too. He looks like a terrorist or a theif that I have a date simulation with him. 😂

    • @ryqqu
      @ryqqu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      lmao, yes this shit is so hilarious. starting from bread soup to the fact that he treated the finger with the antiseptic that he probably stole from a nearby store, and then sealed the open wound with TAPE

    • @S_hrek
      @S_hrek 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fr

  • @hedgehoginasunhat
    @hedgehoginasunhat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4881

    Matt seems like a lovely fellow, honestly. The soul of a local food bank volunteer with just slightly different career aspirations

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

      Between kidnappings he volunteers at the local hedgehog shelter.

    • @kostasprince6725
      @kostasprince6725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@BigBen_Fitness no

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@JimASMR Awwww, that's sweet😙

    • @pen7200
      @pen7200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@JimASMR BRO!

    • @anawkwardbean165
      @anawkwardbean165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@JimASMR I can't believe I indirectly killed one of the hedgehog shelter volunteers! 😓

  • @babynyxe4784
    @babynyxe4784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3850

    When he was like "you've done really well" After cut in off my freaking finger I actually felt proud yooo

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

      I'mma proud of you son.

    • @roseszalay2869
      @roseszalay2869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      - And that's on praise kinks ( sorry couldn't resist)

    • @andchad723
      @andchad723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      unus annus unus annus

    • @cottontail5109
      @cottontail5109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@andchad723 UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

    • @_jori.05
      @_jori.05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      the fuck you mean cUt ofF my fiNgER

  • @oogyboof
    @oogyboof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    The terrifying scenario of being kidnapped by a yandere stalker really helped me fall asleep, or pass out in fear.

    • @jasminkrieger8228
      @jasminkrieger8228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My dear is a empty fridge

    • @S_hrek
      @S_hrek 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tas loquita

  • @BingBong115
    @BingBong115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I feel like he treated us better than our “friends” who didn’t even believe we were missing at first. I’d rather have just stayed with Matt. I love Matt

  • @GoodTimesWithLea
    @GoodTimesWithLea ปีที่แล้ว +269

    NAHH BRO ACTUALLY MADE ME FEEL LOVED 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @lexiexcx
      @lexiexcx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      the endorphins from being called “poppet” made me forgive everything 😭😭

  • @babynamar6413
    @babynamar6413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7869

    When your that lonely that you’re willing to build a strong relationship with your kidnapper

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +733

      😚

    • @shanicem2222
      @shanicem2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Mood

    • @babynamar6413
      @babynamar6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      thumbaround reverse finger me daddy 5000 yes I know

    • @maxisfine1367
      @maxisfine1367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      thumbaround reverse finger me daddy 5000 *your name though*

    • @shutupandsleep6728
      @shutupandsleep6728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      thumbaround reverse finger me daddy 5000
      _Tell me, what inspired you to use that as your username sir/ma’am?_

  • @MysticGroveAudio
    @MysticGroveAudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4124

    "Sorry, I know that I woke you up, I didn't mean too," *literally said Wakie Wakie five seconds ago*

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      😅

    • @Kjj17
      @Kjj17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      I feel like that adds to the sadistic factor 🙃

    • @brigidsember1288
      @brigidsember1288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I know! Beginning to get the feeling our new friend may be a *slightly* unreliable narrator... X-)

    • @azurejohnstun7976
      @azurejohnstun7976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I literally thought that same thing 😂

    • @thebrainybean8143
      @thebrainybean8143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Manipulation tactics? 🤷 😂

  • @Roseykat83
    @Roseykat83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    Speed dating with Matt, except it’s kidnapping But you still learn about each other. uwu

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      uwu!

  • @GhostlyHearts.
    @GhostlyHearts. ปีที่แล้ว +179

    BRO I LITERALLY STARTED KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING WHEN HE SAID YOU'RE SO BRAVE.

    • @woah665
      @woah665 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      “okay poppit?” OKAY MATT 🥰

  • @Sophie_Stedman
    @Sophie_Stedman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    no i totally don't have stockholm syndrome or any concerning issues..
    Matt: "you're a little sweetiepie and you've been so good, i've been so proud of you"
    Me: "okie :)"

    • @saivampzz
      @saivampzz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      NAAAAHAHAHA CUZ SAME

    • @Sophie_Stedman
      @Sophie_Stedman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@saivampzz 😂😭🙏🏻

    • @saivampzz
      @saivampzz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Sophie_Stedman I can't believe you actually replied after like, what, 2 years? 😭😭😭 anyways live laugh love matt

    • @Sophie_Stedman
      @Sophie_Stedman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@saivampzz hahahaa time cannot contain the energy that he possesses 😂😳

    • @saivampzz
      @saivampzz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Sophie_Stedman HAHAH yup

  • @robuswhitewolf4896
    @robuswhitewolf4896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    The Stockholm and yandere is super strong in this video. I love it so freaking much. Your voice is the perfect mixture of sinister and calming. It's super realistic and very convincing. Your tone throughout the video is perfectly on par and the attitude is phenomenal. I just cannot express how amazing this video is.

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Aww, thank you so much Robus!

  • @eg-draw
    @eg-draw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2530

    Cow say "mooo"
    Dog say "woof"
    And plane say "mEeEeEoOwWw"

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      🐮🐕 ✈️

    • @CorruptCris03
      @CorruptCris03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      My baby brother says that when playing with this toy plane 😂

    • @diolieholmes7802
      @diolieholmes7802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      But what does the fox says?

    • @hanakinsidewalker
      @hanakinsidewalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@diolieholmes7802 They fucking scream

    • @katdrawsthat
      @katdrawsthat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I thought that was the sound cardi B made.

  • @flickeringcandle5510
    @flickeringcandle5510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    the gentlest of goodbyes. smol smoochies.
    also nice acting, i can hear the.... "yandere" tone well in your voice.

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Thank you, Adrienne!

  • @Silent_005
    @Silent_005 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Probably the nicest kidnapper you will ever come across

    • @Karinadiana8872
      @Karinadiana8872 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      𝓘 𝓪𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓮 do. U know what I'm saying?

  • @Alisibeth_Talia212
    @Alisibeth_Talia212 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Oh, I really got attached to this man. The Stockholm Syndrome is so strong here, and I cried at the end when he got shot. I love the creepiness and the genuine attachment I got to him.
    He genuinely seemed so nice too and the ending hurt me so much.

  • @adam1thomas120
    @adam1thomas120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2034

    "Wakey wakey"
    *Wakes up*
    "Did I wake you up? Sorry I didn't mean to!"
    😂

  • @notsyntiq
    @notsyntiq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2420

    P: b-but he kidnapped you!
    Me: HE FED ME 👏SOGGY 👏 BREAD
    P: H-he cut your fing-
    Me: HE 👏LET 👏 ME 👏 PICKKKK

    • @monsterunderthebed666
      @monsterunderthebed666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Yesh he good boy 🥺

    • @snowyarticball8000
      @snowyarticball8000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      LOL

    • @tobbiefrog25
      @tobbiefrog25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The logical part of me is like "nah man that don't make sh!t better" but oN tHE oTheR HAnD-!

    • @notsyntiq
      @notsyntiq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@tobbiefrog25 I can change him~~~

    • @tobbiefrog25
      @tobbiefrog25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@notsyntiq noooo you put that away right now 🤣

  • @angelwings1588
    @angelwings1588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    Stumbled upon this, sleeping in the dark with earbuds on.....
    10/10 would get kidnapped again.

  • @eM-uu1qf
    @eM-uu1qf ปีที่แล้ว +154

    This is so creppy and sweet at the same time

  • @shroom3320
    @shroom3320 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    the fact im into this i think i need a therapist 😭

    • @KipNDipp
      @KipNDipp ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I do too- Ive rewatched this like 10 times now

    • @amberg4131
      @amberg4131 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Mines not helping with things I’m not telling them

    • @julidee_
      @julidee_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same girl

    • @DrSmooth2000
      @DrSmooth2000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@julidee_ you can tell me anything

    • @m00nsickn3ssx6
      @m00nsickn3ssx6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think you really need one (i cant judge you cause same)

  • @beaniebutter2889
    @beaniebutter2889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4919

    Me: **gets kidnapped by Matt, is forced to eat wet bread, and gets a finger cut off**
    (at end)
    Matt: I'm sorry
    Me: *F O R G I V E N*

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +638

      Matt: Thank you.

    • @leonadoorley3666
      @leonadoorley3666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@JimASMR hey matt WHY DID YOU CUT OUR FINGERS OFF?
      And why Wet Bread? -

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@leonadoorley3666 find out in three hours. Premiere featuring matt 😗

    • @odaemiliehelleren2335
      @odaemiliehelleren2335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Aawwwee same😭😭😭

    • @IiPurpledWas2YearsAgo
      @IiPurpledWas2YearsAgo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Me: No problem

  • @Smiley_ASMR
    @Smiley_ASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    Something about being called “poppet” really makes it. Always loved the word for some reason

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      😉

    • @elenikm4088
      @elenikm4088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The first time I heard that word was at the pirates of the Caribbean and so I connected it with Elizabeth. Now every time I hear it I think of her being abducted. ^_^'

    • @Egan-pop
      @Egan-pop 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@elenikm4088"We know you're 'ere, poppet! Come out and we promise we won't 'urt you!"

  • @leefelix4384
    @leefelix4384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10716

    HOW DARE YOU BRUSH MY HAIR!!!! EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CANT BRUSH CURLY HAIR!!!! ITS GONNA BE SUPER FRIZZY

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2811

      Sorry! I'll use some coconut oil first?

    • @leefelix4384
      @leefelix4384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1373

      Jimち ASMR
      If I’m gonna be with u for a while, I guess u can brush my hair. I’ve got nobody to impress

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +835

      @@leefelix4384 👍

    • @prettyfish6747
      @prettyfish6747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Oh my god same!!

    • @reneedooma
      @reneedooma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I was gonna say it lol

  • @internallycrying-5526
    @internallycrying-5526 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When he asked to brush my hair I fell in love. My hair is one of my favorite things about myself. Him saying he'd take care of it made me feel so warm inside

  • @fluppzy6637
    @fluppzy6637 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    THE FACT HE CUT OFF OUR FINGER AND ACTED SO CASUAL LIKE BROOO 😭😭

  • @madlymidnight25
    @madlymidnight25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    It’s oddly comforting when your captor not only wants to make sure you’re comfortable, but also just wants to be friends. Well you didn’t have to tie/tape me up, but it’s one way to make friends, I guess?

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It's the only way I know how 😅

  • @kyloductions
    @kyloductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    "Wakey wakey"
    Me: eggs and bakey?

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      More like 'finger takey'

    • @damienkane5589
      @damienkane5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Jimち ASMR that killed me.

    • @katieee3339
      @katieee3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That’s literally what I was thinking

    • @fatpigeon3404
      @fatpigeon3404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Life is like wakey wakey eggs and bakey. Being born is the wakey wakey, but life has no eggs and bakey.

    • @RM-dr5fj
      @RM-dr5fj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @AirashiiTiayou
    @AirashiiTiayou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    I never knew it was possible to be uncomfortably creeped out and relaxed at the same time 😅

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Creeping it real!

  • @pinedragon5398
    @pinedragon5398 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    After reading through the comments I have come to a conclusion: we are all severely broken.

    • @pottofweed
      @pottofweed 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So real😭😭

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The moment he stood up and I saw the hammer just casually lying there, I felt cold all over. Excellent detail.

  • @connor-vf7qn
    @connor-vf7qn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2347

    me: you shot him 🥺 you shot my boy 🥺
    police: he- he kidnapped you for ransom. he had you tied up in a closet. he cut off your finger and sent it to your family as a threat.
    me: ... 🥺 he brushed my hair 🥺 he fed me bread soup 🥺
    (edit - 10/08/2020) MATT N O

  • @greendaygirlsrock
    @greendaygirlsrock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    I mean I was already in love but then you kidnapped me and took care of me, i think next step is marriage

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Kay. x

    • @autumnwinters9366
      @autumnwinters9366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@JimASMR That is what every kiss begins with 😉

  • @_Emrakull
    @_Emrakull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    M-m-mom? Im scared and relaxed at the same time again!!

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      👻

  • @lynn4657
    @lynn4657 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    YOUR HONOR, HE’S ADORABLE THOUGH!

  • @cornbone
    @cornbone ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "I don't think the police are going to understand our special bond" is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard

  • @FeuerblutRM
    @FeuerblutRM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    I would have choked on the food and died because I couldn't hold my laughter when you went "meeeeoooooooowwwww"
    😅😂

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      😸

    • @FeuerblutRM
      @FeuerblutRM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@JimASMR
      You're such a bad kitty! 🤭

    • @darkcloud4
      @darkcloud4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Here comes the plane mewooooooo 😂😂

  • @cypher2655
    @cypher2655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Sometimes it's nice to be held, even if you're being held hostage 👀

  • @littleblackflame
    @littleblackflame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    "As we become closer friends..." Me: I can get a cool skimask like you? :D

  • @lobotomysarecool
    @lobotomysarecool ปีที่แล้ว +17

    22:16 i’m not sure why but this entire part made me feel so safe and happy.

  • @dcwoon
    @dcwoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love that the kidnapper's boss is a "bit of a jerk"

  • @emobiscuit6
    @emobiscuit6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    >He actually escapes
    >Years later he meets your family by "chance" and they invite him in
    >You don't know him at first, but then you hear his voice...
    >You can't expose him, or he might kidnap you again
    >You have to play along...
    who wants to continue the story?

    • @lady.pxnnda
      @lady.pxnnda ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me!! I actually cried so bad when he said "I thought I could trust you." and I was like "Matt, dear it wasn't me, believe me!! 😭"
      Jim did a great job with this ASMR (as always) please we beg for part 2 Jim!! ✨❤️😩

    • @Egan-pop
      @Egan-pop ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have to hear him talk about bread soup after your family offers him something to eat and him wondering if you like it
      Him being concerned about your finger and all "That's horrible. I'm sorry. Who would do such a thing?"

  • @weaseltongue
    @weaseltongue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    "But for now, get some sleep. Okay, poppet?"
    ...I should be terrified.
    I should be.
    A realistic reaction would be terror.
    And yet I'm lying here, cozied up in my blankets, slightly nodding like "Whatever you say, 'Matt'... *yawn*"

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      🤗🤗🤗

  • @jessicabaker5916
    @jessicabaker5916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    *Kidnaps me* : "eh, sure whatever"
    *Feeds me cold bread soup* : "YOU MONSTER! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!"

  • @Zay.._zft
    @Zay.._zft 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    NOO, BRING HIM BACKKKK 😓😓 HE WAS SO SWEET N TREATED ME BETTER THAN ANYONE EVER HAS, I STARTED CRYING 💞💞... I MISS HIM

    • @XRileyPawzzX
      @XRileyPawzzX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ME TOOO 😭😭😭

  • @thedemonskid
    @thedemonskid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "I'm gonna brush your hair, nod yes if you want to"
    Me, who has curly hair that gets unbelievably frizzy when brushed: NOOOOO, MATT PLEASE GOD NOOOOO
    "Yes? Okay, great!"
    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! 😂

    • @NoRegerts
      @NoRegerts 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      RIGHT I LITERALLY THOUGHT THE SAME THING!
      GIVE ME PRODUCT NOT A HAIRBRUSH I CANNOT BRUSH MY HAIR

  • @trashpanda7275
    @trashpanda7275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Just got off a 12 hour shift, this made my night so much better!
    Also! Every crazy British person seems to enjoy to call their captive "poppet" lol!

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      It's our quintessential crazy pet name.

    • @puff2975
      @puff2975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JimASMR yeah

  • @butterfly-buck
    @butterfly-buck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    him: meeeeowwwwwww- * spoon hits against my closed lips *
    him: ....
    him: *there has been crash*

    • @kawaiitrashuwu
      @kawaiitrashuwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I literally laughed a 10 pm

    • @cypher2655
      @cypher2655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bruh I legit snorted😂😂

    • @unholy_nightmares3772
      @unholy_nightmares3772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I cracked up at that 😂😂😭

    • @tempest206
      @tempest206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When he said I have nice hair I said "no I have rhino hair"

    • @milof4245
      @milof4245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tempest206 honestly I'm like "hunny I'm greasier than ANYTHING that comes out if McDonalds"

  • @alihealey6074
    @alihealey6074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Dear Diary... Met the sweetest guy today. His name was Matt. PROS: he was kind, caring and fastidious. CONS: he was a terrible cook....lol. **sigh** I really thought he was "the one". Alas, 'twas not to be. Oh well, tomorrow I'll continue my search for Mr. Right. Good thing I've still got my Ring finger.. **wink** I mean... it's still in the ice baggy.... but... silver linings! xx oo

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      🥰

    • @satanswife2546
      @satanswife2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fabulous

    • @joclarke3642
      @joclarke3642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@satanswife2546 Wait- mUm?

    • @Whimsychaos
      @Whimsychaos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love how „kidnapped me“ wasn’t one of the cons.

  • @Bugloksventhefallenfaith87
    @Bugloksventhefallenfaith87 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Lets be honest here, the way he did the 'airplane nummies' and referred to himself as 'uncle matt' was absolutely adorable. I need more of this lad.
    Also the fact that he died in the end absolutely destroyed me because i pack bonded with this guy faster than my parents dropped me as a baby.
    [happy Stockholm syndrome vibrating in the corner]

  • @RemyDarling
    @RemyDarling 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Okay, so I totally listened to this audio (no video, didn't know there WAS one)
    -- and the whole storyline had me genuinely terrified, and yet Matt was just so kind while still doing his job.
    He seems like he was so misled, and his life could have turned out SO differently,
    if only he'd made a few different choices. How his childhood must have been, when he spoke about
    how his mother fed him bread soup.
    And yet, I hated him, AND appreciated him, AND was grateful when I heard the sirens.
    There was relief AND sadness, and the feelings were so oddly complex.
    Matt was a BAD GUY even with his moments of kindness -- his gentle voice throughout it all,
    despite the actions he partook in.
    It was weird to feel sad as Matt left the room, because I felt SO reliant on him.
    Like "Where are you going? You need to stay with me. Don't leave me."
    He was your lifeline throughout the entire ordeal. And it felt like Matt should've walked out with me,
    when the sirens came, because his voice would've kept me calm.
    --
    Jim, this was amazing. You are truly skilled. The complex emotions-the soft, kind voice...
    I came back to this video to comment after a few days because I needed some time to think on it.
    You did a masterful job. Thank you for your hard work, time and effort.

  • @jojodunn835
    @jojodunn835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    This is weirdly something I'm attracted to. Probably shouldn't be. Lol. Always the best, Mr. Jim. 🖤

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Thank you Ms. JoJo! 😘

    • @aidanc.d.2695
      @aidanc.d.2695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same tho 😂😅

    • @crystulheart2604
      @crystulheart2604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So happy I'm not the only one 😂

  • @kendelljae709
    @kendelljae709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    "You've got tape on your mouth"
    Me:*eating my berry melody smoothie that was frozen in the freezer* say what now

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      😅

  • @ashanders1444
    @ashanders1444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "Your hair is all knotted from being in the back of our van!"
    Well thank you so much for taking the time to clean up your mess, Matt. Should I be worried that I love how soft he sounds?

    • @darkcloud4
      @darkcloud4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Bros brushing his wife’s wig for the video 😂

    • @yongchangshe
      @yongchangshe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@darkcloud4😂😂😂

  • @wendy_cze
    @wendy_cze ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Somebody: how crazy your recommended on YT are?
    Me: yes

  • @thistledbones
    @thistledbones ปีที่แล้ว +24

    (Me, concerned friends/family will see this in my video history and judge me). They'll just have to watch too... then they'll understand what a great wholesome guy Matt is! 😀
    Great job! You nailed the yandere vibe.

  • @leshaax94
    @leshaax94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Idky but I felt really sad when Matt died. I might've lost a finger, but it could've been worse. I'm glad that he didn't break my legs with a hammer. I mean I'm that I got rescued and all, but depending on how long I've been stuck in that room, I might've gone a little krazy. Idk...

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      But... Did you get rescued? 🙁

    • @leshaax94
      @leshaax94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@JimASMR Ohh shit, ur right. What's the possibility of it being another group or the "other friends" from this kidnapping? :O Matt will still be missed tho...

  • @lapsedgoth
    @lapsedgoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Well certainly not my worst relationship. Need more creepy and traumatic ASMR in my life.

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Hopefully got you covered 😉

    • @lilscenechick1995
      @lilscenechick1995 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Is it bad this kidnapping scenario is better than my past relationships? 😂

  • @robuswhitewolf4896
    @robuswhitewolf4896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    This is why I carry a hunting knife.
    I'll cut off my own finger thank you very much.

  • @Ginnies_Dremscape_Official
    @Ginnies_Dremscape_Official ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The way I trusted him and got along with him from the very start concerns me. I think I might have higher subceptibility to Stockholm Syndrome than others 😟

  • @WafflesBooboo
    @WafflesBooboo ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He has to be one of the most nicest and gentle kidnappers😭😭

  • @creed.613
    @creed.613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Me, about to get my finger chopped off: *Lord Palpatine voice* "do it"

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😅

    • @monsterunderthebed666
      @monsterunderthebed666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im a star fish so i dont mind 🤣

    • @3sm411
      @3sm411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Snap mode: do it do it do it do it.

  • @Roxane8167
    @Roxane8167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    17:43 : « And I’ll make you your favorite meal »
    Me : Oh Actually that quite nice and-
    « BREAD SOUP! »
    Me : oh dear ...

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      😅

    • @MemoriesInMonochrome
      @MemoriesInMonochrome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Peanut Butter and Strawberry Jelly sandwhich please. 😊💟

    • @FourFootEightpoint5
      @FourFootEightpoint5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok, but WHAT is bread soup? 🤣

    • @Roxane8167
      @Roxane8167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FourFootEightpoint5 Actually I think it’s a bowl of water and bread :’) (The French girl I am hope it’s not a baguette :’) )

    • @gocryaboutit3121
      @gocryaboutit3121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You deviant

  • @kaeyi6244
    @kaeyi6244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "You can trust me"
    Says the guy who kidnapped me

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      😉

  • @Skaðisdóttir
    @Skaðisdóttir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He called me poppet and brushed my hair…. I live here now…

  • @wickermanout
    @wickermanout ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I grew up in a time in my country where kidnapping for ransom was pretty common so I was always afraid of it. really love these sort of roleplays where only comforting things happen lol this was really good!

  • @philseyelash6985
    @philseyelash6985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    BREAD SOUP
    *B R E A D S O U P*
    *mouth pop*
    *[N O I C E]*

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      🍞 🍵

    • @pbvibes6789
      @pbvibes6789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was that an Alyssa Edwards reference 🥺

    • @jillreyerma7592
      @jillreyerma7592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I can hear the spirit of Michael Rosen within your comment and within my mind as I read it.

  • @sanjee2898
    @sanjee2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Matt: You're in no immediate danger
    Me: (listening to his soothing voice) *I already aaaam* 😭❤️

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      🤗🤗🤗

  • @mattwhelan13
    @mattwhelan13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    2:04 giving Matts everywhere a bad name lol. There is something deeply unsettling about imagining this character sharing my name, it gives me tingles all on its own

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The character is only part based on you Matt, don't worry. 😉

    • @goblindude4242
      @goblindude4242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey!! Fellow Matt!!

  • @Delogii
    @Delogii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Matt is now my new comfort character ♡♡

  • @user-uv5qg7no2r
    @user-uv5qg7no2r 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Matt: You can call me Matt. Okay? And i call you. Sweetie pie.
    Me: *muffled excited noises*
    Matt: im just kidding!
    Me: *muffled disappointment*

  • @lunabeekhuizen8858
    @lunabeekhuizen8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Matt: "Here comes the plane MEOWWWWW"
    Me: *furious stare*
    Matt's thoughts: "That's probably because I'm treating her like a child lol"
    What I would've said: "My bestie knows I like trains better. You will never be my bestie. Your punishment for this meowing plane will be cruel and unforgiving."

    • @kawaiitrashuwu
      @kawaiitrashuwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed at 10 pm because of you

    • @lunabeekhuizen8858
      @lunabeekhuizen8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kawaiitrashuwu Wow, I'm funny! That's a first :P

    • @kawaiitrashuwu
      @kawaiitrashuwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lunabeekhuizen8858 it's currently 1 am and I laughed again so god damn it you are funny and beautiful uwu

    • @lunabeekhuizen8858
      @lunabeekhuizen8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kawaiitrashuwu Aww, you're too kind. You just made my day ^^

    • @kawaiitrashuwu
      @kawaiitrashuwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lunabeekhuizen8858 I'm glad I did! I gotta look out for my fam *hugs* ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

  • @starixari
    @starixari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Please don’t slap me I just got my septum pierced and I’m very fragile in the face

  • @AWlpsSHOW36
    @AWlpsSHOW36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This is freaking scary but why is he so damn adorable??? I can see him smile by looking at his eyes.
    Like the finger cutting. Really awful crunch and it gave me 'Outlast' flashbacks but he was so nice and supportive about it and made me feel better. What's going on with me?

  • @randomguy3909
    @randomguy3909 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I wasn’t even looking at my screen so when I saw a guy in a balaclava staring at me I almost shat myself

  • @galaxyperson3260
    @galaxyperson3260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Why is my kidnapper being nicer then my friends💀✨
    Edit: “here comes the plane! Néwwwwwwww”

  • @acidjesus8716
    @acidjesus8716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    16:08 crying while relaxing

  • @whatsup968
    @whatsup968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    This is really relaxing but also the juxtaposition of the kidnapping and casual sweetness makes me laugh
    "You hair's all knotted... From being in the back of our van!"
    This ones really unique and well done! I do feel cared for in a... disturbing sort of way haha

  • @khairunnisasuhaimi4652
    @khairunnisasuhaimi4652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The sweetiepie part is just darn cute lol

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😚

  • @doomsday7308
    @doomsday7308 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Cutting my finger is one thing but calling bread soup my favorite meal is another💀

  • @notrxchel4661
    @notrxchel4661 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Lol I know I’m super late but I gotta say this:
    Me: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM
    Police: because he hurt you. He cut off your finger….
    Me: HE LET ME CHOOSE I FINALLY GOT RID OF MY LEAST FAVOURITE FINGER!!!!
    Police: he kidnapped you though
    Me: yeah and I’m glad he did. He was extremely kind to me and made me feel safe whenever he was around. I trusted him so much and I was devastated when you shot him. You know… he killed his boss in order to save me. Now I’m gonna do a little something called revenge….and it starts with a bang and then some blood.

  • @prettyfish6747
    @prettyfish6747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Him: *chuckles*
    “Okay cutie pie..”
    Me: “nO dOnT cAll mE tHaT..??!”

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sorry!

    • @prettyfish6747
      @prettyfish6747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jimち ASMR well.....okay maybe just a few more times... XD

  • @misstsundere1019
    @misstsundere1019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Matt: nyyyyaaaammmmm
    Me, lying there at 3 in the morning trying to sleep: *pffff*

    • @JimASMR
      @JimASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I tsundere you to have a good time 😉

  • @TaraLyz
    @TaraLyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “..break your legs so you won’t get away.” I’m literally paralyzed. You would have to take my wheelchair away to achieve that! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Alex-is-ok
      @Alex-is-ok 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      bro really said plot twist omg my jaw dropped dude 😭😭😭😭

  • @Rac00n_0
    @Rac00n_0 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Bro gave me Stockholm syndrome 😢

  • @EmmitTalksToMuch
    @EmmitTalksToMuch ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Him: "I have made what my mother used to make me as a child."
    Me: what neglection?

    • @Whimsychaos
      @Whimsychaos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      XD