Ultra Instinct Goofy Commission by twitter.com/Ruji_rei Music used: 0:10 Too Good, Too Bad - Yoko Kanno, Cowboy Bebop OST 2:04 Face to Face - Daft Punk 2:52 Hunting - Shoji Meguro, Digital Devil Saga OST 9:05 Crawling - Lincoln Park 10:08 Hunting: Comrades - Shoji Meguro, Digital Devil Saga OST 15:22 The Accelerator - 3x6 16:07 The Price of Freedom - Final Fantasy 7 Crisis Core OST 16:19 Blue - Julie Griffin, Mickey's Dance Party 30:38 Heartful Cry - Shoji Meguro, Persona 3 FES OST 32:37 Ultimate Battle, Dragon Ball Super OST (specifically, this version: th-cam.com/video/30ujHhi1P94/w-d-xo.html ) many jokes were inspired by Birth By Slip th-cam.com/video/8gqDsfEtKn8/w-d-xo.html
Just saying: the bracket at the end of the dragon Ball link is counted as part of the link so it doesn't work (on mobile at least) Edit: you fixed it now
pete:*didnt do anything except playing gokart,being a coward and threatening to trash a maschine,yet not doing it when someone comes up with a solution* minnie:"you tried to take the price by force,so you go!" pepe:*just stands there and waits for the brooms to get him*
Pete was so pathetic in kh2, but i always wondered what he did to be banished, i mean, what do you have to do to get such a punishment in a disney world? Apparently being kind of a jerk and trying to grab a trophy you didn't won will do the trick.
i also like how minnie says that pete got some votes despite everyone shown to be interessted in the results voting for ventus,terra or aqua or was probably excluded from the voting like minnie herself
He had to grind out command boards and the mirage arena early on to make the first half of this possible. This dedication to flexing on the game is inspiring.
Well, he's got more than a few endgame commands crafted by endgame commands, not to mention he appears to have the abilities needed to push it over the edge; and there's no ng+ in BBS.
"What is it I failed to learn, Master Xehanort!?" Me: "He's gonna say darkness. He's gonna say darkness. He's gonna say darkness. He's gonna say darkness" Xehanort: "Darkness" Me: "HE SAID THE THING"
>Eraquas wants Terra to stop giving into darkness and anger >Eraqus attempts to murder 1 of 2 people Terra calls a friend >Eraqus threatens to also murder Terra if he doesn't let him murder Ventus >Eraquas
*darkness within darkness within darkness within darkness within darkness within darkness within doors within roxas within ventus within xion within SORA*
19:28 - Can we all appreciate how beast Aqua is that she just casually flips around a dude that's probably 90-120 lbs PLUS the weight of the armor AND the weight of the ice around, lifting him up and kind of pivoting him with her knee, with basically no effort?
21:22 ( Xenanort) There. You see? (Tera) (almost looks but does not) (xenanort) you see? (Tera) (looks) (xenanort) (unlocks his heart and possesses tera)
Also one of my favourite parts (ventus) (I don’t know how to spell his name) (gets up when it’s still night and looks out window) (sees buff Riku) (ventus) woah a meme
ill clarify this because it's a super obscure edit: Aqua's low poly face in this scene is different on her play through than it is during Terra's play through, so I fucked around with it
The second I saw that Zantetsuken in your command deck during the Lingering Will fight, I knew *_EXACTLY_* what was going down. But I didn't expect you to hit me with the realest nostalgia of finishing with Zantetsuken during Bladecharge. *_FUCK DUDE._* That was some real shit right there.
The first time that I saw it I had a heartattack and then laughed so hard that my grandma came by and told me to be quiet 'cause she thought I was shouting or something
"Ven, I'm sorry... I might not make it back as soon as I though. But I promise I'll be there, one day, to wake you up." *Aqua was never heard from again. If you or someone you know has any information about Ventus, please call 1-SRDN-GOFY, that's 1-SRDN-GOFY, thank you.*
To be fair kh2 guard has a giant hitbox so it never misses. While bbs guard hitbox is much smaller and if you don't do it perfectly there is a chance youll still get hit
Watching this just highlights two things for: 1)How bad I am at this game due to how little time I spent in the mirage arena,command melding,command deck etc 2)How good you are at making these
really? the series has this weird history on badly localising into english because they want it to have a certain style. i just assumed it wasnt like that in japanese because the german version says something like:"defeat xehanort who has taken terras body" and the german versions are mostly translated directly from japanese in kh
Damn 20:02 Aqua went full young Xehanort on Braig. I guess all that cartwheeling paid off huh? Next up is Meteor and Mega Flare spam with no cooldowns.
You know that the characters in this game BS a lot when any sentence containing the word "Darkness" can be cut down to just that word and it's a more accurate answer than before
"Fear leads to obsession with power, and obsession beckons the darkness and power leads to fear of the darkness, beckons the power of the darkness leads to darkness and obsession beckons the fear and power beckons the fear and darkness leads to power and the darkness leads to darkness and obsession leads to fear and the darkness leads to power and the darkness"
Ultra Instinct Goofy Commission by twitter.com/Ruji_rei
Music used:
0:10 Too Good, Too Bad - Yoko Kanno, Cowboy Bebop OST
2:04 Face to Face - Daft Punk
2:52 Hunting - Shoji Meguro, Digital Devil Saga OST
9:05 Crawling - Lincoln Park
10:08 Hunting: Comrades - Shoji Meguro, Digital Devil Saga OST
15:22 The Accelerator - 3x6
16:07 The Price of Freedom - Final Fantasy 7 Crisis Core OST
16:19 Blue - Julie Griffin, Mickey's Dance Party
30:38 Heartful Cry - Shoji Meguro, Persona 3 FES OST
32:37 Ultimate Battle, Dragon Ball Super OST (specifically, this version: th-cam.com/video/30ujHhi1P94/w-d-xo.html )
many jokes were inspired by Birth By Slip th-cam.com/video/8gqDsfEtKn8/w-d-xo.html
It was glorious. Thank you
It was amazing, thanks
Just saying: the bracket at the end of the dragon Ball link is counted as part of the link so it doesn't work (on mobile at least)
Edit: you fixed it now
@@diddy_dante thanks for the heads up; its fixed now
just realized that this comment hasnt actually been pinned from the start like i thought it was
Minnie: *casually banishes pete to the realm of darkness for go-karting crimes.*
Pete: -uses blue shell-
Minnie: TO THE SHADOW REALM
pete:*didnt do anything except playing gokart,being a coward and threatening to trash a maschine,yet not doing it when someone comes up with a solution*
minnie:"you tried to take the price by force,so you go!"
pepe:*just stands there and waits for the brooms to get him*
Pete was so pathetic in kh2, but i always wondered what he did to be banished, i mean, what do you have to do to get such a punishment in a disney world?
Apparently being kind of a jerk and trying to grab a trophy you didn't won will do the trick.
i also like how minnie says that pete got some votes despite everyone shown to be interessted in the results voting for ventus,terra or aqua or was probably excluded from the voting like minnie herself
@@lpfan4491 she probably said that to make him feel better lol
He had to grind out command boards and the mirage arena early on to make the first half of this possible. This dedication to flexing on the game is inspiring.
I'm grinding mirage arena with Terra only to finish off Terranort with Ultima Cannon (or whatever its name is)
Can you explain why? I dont see anything too crazy in the first half
Well, he's got more than a few endgame commands crafted by endgame commands, not to mention he appears to have the abilities needed to push it over the edge; and there's no ng+ in BBS.
true that
@@Daltheer Don't you mean crafted by early game/mid game commands?
Ultra Instinct Goofy may be the best KH meme ive ever seen
So it would seem...
You wont ever be alone
Ultra Instinct Goofy vs Ultra Instinct Shaggy when
ikr?
@@LeopoldLitchenstein The battle will destroy every universe
*Vanitas fixes Keyblade*
Aqua: You freak!!!
Imagine her going to Moggle's keyblade workshop.
To be fair thst would hsve freaked me out too XD
16:56
For a magic wielder, she sure is revulsed by witchcraft.
@@bippythechippy882 *staring at the ultimate weapon*
Aqua: ...what the fuck is this shit
"the three of us...will always be one"
"friends forever"
*"I WAS STUPID"*
I was reading this when the very scene came up lol
@@tidal1082 Me to lol
...A _MEME_
"What is it I failed to learn, Master Xehanort!?"
Me: "He's gonna say darkness. He's gonna say darkness. He's gonna say darkness. He's gonna say darkness"
Xehanort: "Darkness"
Me: "HE SAID THE THING"
*_HE SAID THE THING HE SAID THE THING_*
Turn ∀mazing he’s in boys, he did it, he said it! *blows air horn of darkness*
That part came up when I read your comment😂
Darkness leads to Darkness with Darkness, and Darkness beckons the D A R K N E S S
"Where is Master Xehanort?"
"... Darkness."
Damn Terra riding with Linkin Park made my day
When I heard that I said to myself "Wow that fits terra so well"
Wait, timestamp?
@Athel Around 9:00
9:05
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Eraquas wants Terra to stop giving into darkness and anger
>Eraqus attempts to murder 1 of 2 people Terra calls a friend
>Eraqus threatens to also murder Terra if he doesn't let him murder Ventus
>Eraquas
Im sick atm so at the time of reading this i laughed and then didnt stop caughing for almost 10 minutes
@@Lazar_STS LITERALLY SAME
Eraqus: “Terra, stop giving into darkness! Just let me kill you and Ventus! Is that so hard?!”
D A R K N E S S
He ded
Terra: Motorcycle
Ventus: Skateboard
Aqua: Segway
Omg so true
Vanitas: mega destruction dark hamster ball of darkness and destruction
And knuckles
@@kirankurusu5845 Vanitas in an edgy emo hamster, wearing a liquorice body suit. lol
Drogen X Lemming XP
@@kirankurusu5845 "Dark hamster ball of darkness"
Perfect.
16:46 "Sounds like you've been tricked". Terra then proceeds to beat Peter Pan to within an inch of his life. Lmao.
Terra was mad and Peter was dumb enough to be near him.
Lol true
Say good.byeee
Put Peter Pan in his place!
It's so odd hearing Darkness not in text-to-speech form
Stickman Sham is the best at combining excellent gameplay clips, hilarious memes and them feels from sad moments into these amazing videos
diddy_dante Honestly. These videos never feel over saturated with memes. They have just the right amount of everything.
Ok
And then ultra instinct goofy
Terra listening to Linkin Park being an edgelord is the most perfect thing I've ever seen 10/10
aqua be like
[friendship noises]
what are you doing here ven?
go home this instant
i mean
x-blade
DniweTamp “Alright mom- I mean aqua.”
“Ven, did you call me mom?”
“No?”
“Terra! Ven Called me Mom!”
“What?”
“Terra I didn’t!”
*darkness within darkness within darkness within darkness within darkness within darkness within doors within roxas within ventus within xion within SORA*
Zack be like
*[bullet noises]*
32:32 Almost 20 years of KH has been building to this moment
Yes
> Most command used: Sliding dash
Those sneaky chests and stickers huh?
that, and just movment back and forth, its really fun to spam for speed
@@StickmanSham I'm guessing maxed out attack haste helped with the getting around bit. Or just your entire deck is filled with slide dashes
@@spidiccus8561 if I had to guess: the answer is yes
Honestly i beat the entire game with only slide dash it was pain with terranort
26:41
Vanitas: "Playtime's over!"
Ventus: Casually breakdancing.
Best part is that you still get the health boost from it
Terra listening to Linkin Park is the most perfect thing bahahaha 😂
Same reaction lol
Aqua calls Vanitas a freak for his crazy gypsy magic.
I mean, what kind of maniac levitates a keybla-- wait a minute.
*nIcE*
SpElL wEaVeR
But it wasn't a keyblade.... It was a stick
(Just remembers harry potter was a thing): oooooooooh
Gypsy magic?
***DDD Frollo angry noises***
that's a stick
Every new vid, its hard to tell if the Pancake influences the Stickman, or the Stickman influences the pancake
Plot Twist: They're the same person and have a split personality, hence different channels.
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker or pancake is the heartless while Stickman is nobody
@@someguynamedtrevor6081 so Who is the original self
TheGamersJoint
@@sonicthehedgehog6505 makes sense XD
19:28 - Can we all appreciate how beast Aqua is that she just casually flips around a dude that's probably 90-120 lbs PLUS the weight of the armor AND the weight of the ice around, lifting him up and kind of pivoting him with her knee, with basically no effort?
21:22 ( Xenanort) There. You see? (Tera) (almost looks but does not) (xenanort) you see? (Tera) (looks) (xenanort) (unlocks his heart and possesses tera)
This was my favourite part btw
He fell for the oldest trick in the book.
Also one of my favourite parts (ventus) (I don’t know how to spell his name) (gets up when it’s still night and looks out window) (sees buff Riku) (ventus) woah a meme
his name is terra
I remember that moment in the game I was like "Did..Terra just fell for the look behind you trick?! Terra you had one job!"
18:35
Eraqus: Let the Darkness die!
Terra: Say goodbye!
I died at this point.
Eraqus: AAAA
Eraqus: EAUGH!
So did eraqus
_NO_
MaStĚr xÈhªnoŔt whÝ !?
Buff Riku is my favorite sign of a good video
A meme!
M E M E!
Aqua givin Terra those elevator eyes at 2:30
Yh, wtf is going on with her eyes? 😟🤣
wtf? The amount of times I’ve played this game and I’ve never even noticed.
ill clarify this because it's a super obscure edit: Aqua's low poly face in this scene is different on her play through than it is during Terra's play through, so I fucked around with it
Stickman Sham ah I see, still well done man 👍🏽👌🏽🤣
She's tired of terras shit
the name of the video should be "Bullying Vanitas"
I love the loud violin playing over Aqua’s good luck charm line because that violin is really loud every time. It’s like, “WE’RE GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL”😂
Vanitas: Playtime's over.
Ventus: *Starts dancing*
Terra listening to "Crawling" while riding his ship towards Xehanort was brilliant
I'd like too imagine that all three of their keyblade vehicles have radios but Terra is the only one that knows how to use it.
Vanitas: Ventus!
Ventus: Venitas!
Vanitas: Oh? You're approaching me?
Ventus: I can't destroy the X-blade without getting closer.
Oh ho! Then come as close as you'd like. Then we'll see if you can resist the power of the x-blade.
Vanitas: too slow. Za warudo!
Ventus: Ora ora ora ora ora!!!
Vanitas: Muda muda muda muda muda!!!
"e"
My favourite attack.
If you go to heaven...
God will say *"Obtained e,"* right?
Then rush "E" happened
16:20 Goofy will forever be haunted by that single the king forced him to record
Max had just been born at that point. He had to make money somehow
2:05 he literally use face to face, could use any daft punk but face to face it's the most convenient and more sense
Right?? 😂
give vanitas an RGB strip on his mask and he's literally Guy-Manuel
PEDRAOWNSKI Machado I knew it sound familiar
Nobody:
Vanitas: *Intensely spins in Ventus' Aero spells.*
The second I saw that Zantetsuken in your command deck during the Lingering Will fight, I knew *_EXACTLY_* what was going down. But I didn't expect you to hit me with the realest nostalgia of finishing with Zantetsuken during Bladecharge.
*_FUCK DUDE._* That was some real shit right there.
0:47
Not gonna lie, I actually spat out my milk laughing. That's usually hyperbole, but nope, this time was legit.
The first time that I saw it I had a heartattack and then laughed so hard that my grandma came by and told me to be quiet 'cause she thought I was shouting or something
Me too
Pretty funny tibia honest
"AXEL!"
*W O A A A A A A A A*
*heartful cry plays
Xehanort seems pained
Nobody:
Aqua: friends
aqua be like
[friendship noises]
nobody:full zebra mode
Aqua: keyblade
Nobody of keyblade wielder: light sabers.
Me: ._.
Heartless: *Exists
Nobody:
Vanitas: **fixes broken wooden keyblade**
Aqua: NOT FRIENDS
Vanitas: Playtime is over.
Ventus: *Break time*
Vanitas: After all, between the two of us, I'm the only one who will walk away from here alive
*gets tossed around again*
15:24
Everybody gangsta
Till the brooms start walkin
Broom: SWEEP SWEEP MOTHA FUCKA
Pete: HO SHIT
Aqua: *spins furiously with the power of friendship*
Terranort: I can tank this.
the transition of ventus going to lay down in the grass and roxas popping over him instead making me fucking w h e e z e
Venitas: *Shatters the Station of Waking*
Ventus: It’s break dance time
Zack Fair + The Price of Freedom OST and a text saying he died.
FUUUUUUUUUUU-
Aqua: "The three of us will always be one"
Ventus: "Friends forever."
Terra: "I was stupid"
😂😂😂😂😂
~Edited
“Axel!”
“WOAAAHAAHHAHAHAHA”
*W O A A A H*
"playtime's over!"
ventus - starts breakdancing
Aqua: i'm gonna save this guy who just tried to kill me if that's ok but friendship so it's ok
Aqua: It's been almost 12 years since I've has in the realm of darkness.
Terranort : "did you know i could just teleport in and out of the realm of dark- sorry"
Breaking news: woman now stuck from Saving a man that wasn’t.
"Ven, I'm sorry... I might not make it back as soon as I though. But I promise I'll be there, one day, to wake you up."
*Aqua was never heard from again. If you or someone you know has any information about Ventus, please call 1-SRDN-GOFY, that's 1-SRDN-GOFY, thank you.*
BBS in a Nutshell
Too Slow
GOTCHA
You're done
Bring it!
X-BLADE
Darkness within Darkness interlinked within Darkness interlinked within Darkn-
Ok I believe you
Ok I Believe you
Okay I believe you
Okay I believe you
I can listen all this comments.
18:34 had me hysterical it sounded like Eraqus let out a horrified scream seeing he was about to be wrecked
5:05 scared me so hard i don’t wanna talk about it
KillerShadowxx
That Unversed didn’t see it coming either.
Was that... A KAMEN RIDER REFERENCE?
Love how half of the live comments were comparing it to Hayner.
Oi thought you were doing Bionicle and Kamen rider? Also glad someone notice the reference
Maybe Master Xehanort will be a good guy this time
he always was
Okay I believe you.
Okay I believe you.
_low-key pissed me off after I beat kh3_
@@monken364 To be fair, he wamted balance since BBS. Just his methods were drastic.
8:31 Mickey: "Let's team up!" Ventus: "fuck off"
Ventus: high five ?
Vanitas: down low
Ventus: wha...
Vanitas: too slow
To whoever gets the ref
T O O S L O W
G O T C H A
I hate you for this joke
*P A T H E T I C*
Ah...TFS.... a man of culture is among us.
o_o i get it now
"Master Xehanort is the only one I can still count on" GODDAMMIT TERRA
Danm it Anakin-err Terra.
To be fair, he’s basically right
Terr: picks darkness
Light: am i a joke to you?
28:40
This is the only time he actually sounds like a desperate child. It makes me feel bad
Ahh shit...here we go again.
Ah shit, here we go again.
Worst place in the world
And then he died
Thanks I didn't want to cry today
xSkullManx nomura: we don’t need the final fantasy characters anymore.
Me: I need to see aqua put Sephora through a meat grinder
nomura: I took like 10 fucking years to make a mediocre finale
@@commenteroftruth9790 "finale" Kingdom hearts is everlasting it seems
@@juqaviesp This is the finale to this arc.
16:08 this fact didn't age well.
Lol damn
Good. Let's see what you're made of.
"Wind!"
GYOOOOKRRRGH
16:20
Disney 2001 called, they want their album back
Guarding in Birth by Sleep: Somehow legitimately heals you.
Guarding in KH2: Guarding will never change the fact that you're at low health.
To be fair kh2 guard has a giant hitbox so it never misses. While bbs guard hitbox is much smaller and if you don't do it perfectly there is a chance youll still get hit
@@mizzix Aqua's barrier guard
It's a specific upgraded block in BBS that lets you heal. It's not something that comes that way out of the gate.
@@mizzix not true at all
Watching this just highlights two things for:
1)How bad I am at this game due to how little time I spent in the mirage arena,command melding,command deck etc
2)How good you are at making these
The Lingering will continue to fight.
Also that bar about taking your body back is a lie.
that last part sounds weird but *i believe you*
that "defeat xehanort and take back your body"-is probably englishonly
@@lpfan4491 Im pretty sure that's what the Japanese version says as well
really? the series has this weird history on badly localising into english because they want it to have a certain style. i just assumed it wasnt like that in japanese because the german version says something like:"defeat xehanort who has taken terras body" and the german versions are mostly translated directly from japanese in kh
9:06 lol I love Terra's tastes in music.
Damn 20:02 Aqua went full young Xehanort on Braig. I guess all that cartwheeling paid off huh? Next up is Meteor and Mega Flare spam with no cooldowns.
The lag will cause an explosion
"Axel!"
*Ventus.exe has stopped working*
That’s how he should’ve reacted in KH3 XD
0:48
You know that the characters in this game BS a lot when any sentence containing the word "Darkness" can be cut down to just that word and it's a more accurate answer than before
14:49 Vanitas coughing like crazy! 😆😆😆 😂😂😂
The video is 35 minutes. That's how long it takes to fight Mysterious Figure with Terra.
Only 35?
"Atleast I have some" has GOT to be the sickest burn pre kh3
SO REAL
UI goofy scene is hands down the best I've seen so far
Now i Understand how everyone could fool terra but why ven? He had spoiled his Life by Reading Kingdomhearts
All Ven had to do was stay in his room and it would've derailed the entire Xehanort saga
Nice meme, but it's clearly a book about Kingdom Hearts the location, and probably by extension the Keyblade War.
18:03 Master Eraqus: Well, what matters is that you're must exist no more!
Had me laughing so hard! 😂😂😂
Me too
Well, he is not wrong 😂
The broomstick guards are the strongest creatures in KH universe.
Right after Goofy, mind you.
You mean Donald "Zettaflare" Duck, right?
@@saxosipho Ultra instinct Goofy > Zettaflare
For the last time, Goofy is not ominpotent.
Jimny Cricket on the other hand...
@@saxosipho this video and many others prove otherwise
0:44 Was actually expecting Kairi but Roxas is okay too.
Same lol
Most used D-link:Aqua
You pervert...
sees video from stickman
me: *A MEME*
**falls asleep**
*Axel!*
wo *_A A A A A A_*
Oh God I'm so used to hear Vanitas' voice lines from the Xaddgx's Vanitas mod it feels odd listening to the original source again after so many years
18:35
master eraqus screams as he sees his incoming death
🤣🤣
terra: what is it that i failed to learn?!
xeanort: *D A R K N E S S*
terra: yes. thank you master xeanort.
"Fear leads to obsession with power, and obsession beckons the darkness and power leads to fear of the darkness, beckons the power of the darkness leads to darkness and obsession beckons the fear and power beckons the fear and darkness leads to power and the darkness leads to darkness and obsession leads to fear and the darkness leads to power and the darkness"
Xibar/Braig: you better start running!
Terra: *ok*
**zooms outside the map**
I
WANT
AQUA
Goofy should’ve gone ultra instinct to dodge that rock
No, but you see...
It's the rock that triggered his full power
@@IzzuZiq Absolutely genius why didn't I think of that
Break time is the best ability: taunt your enemies by breakdancing.
Aqua pass
Terra not pass
Edit: uhm... This comment is getting relevant only now with the comments, wow...
Terra: I Suck
@@LuizHenrique9406 Xehanort: X-BLADE!
@@TheUltimaOblivion Terra: Thank you Xehanort, you seem like a very nice guy
Akvow pass
Yerra nopas
Smirk
The look on Terra’s face when his life long goal’s denied is probably one of the best things about replaying Birth by Sleep.
“Ven are you ok?” I was just frozen solid and dropped off a cliff.
_p o p s i c l e_
Stickman Sham be like
Play Shin Megami Tensei
"You better start running"
*uhh and Terra just up and left the scene XD*
TOOOOO SLOWWWWW
TAKE THAT
YOURE DONE
BRING IT
*_P A T H E T I C_*
16:08 I stared laughing... And then I realized what you really meant and I cried...
Cause crisis core ff7’s ending right!?
It hurts so mich
@@jordanhamilton3795 yeah, it hurts very very mich
Going forward, all Finish commands used on Vanitas should be called Yeet.
A forever reminder of that one moment.
So only PlayStation can name the finishing commands?