Some people call me old-fashioned, but I believe we should worship the sun and the moon as powerful gods, and fear them. So it's time to sacrifice to the dread sun god to assuage his anger, folks! I am a high priest of my local Aztec church and the Federal Government interferes with my religious practice of human sacrifice to my pantheon of capricious gods such as Huitzilopochtli (sun god) who demands human hearts be torn out with a flint knife or he won't let the sun rise. Tezcatlipoca (Smoking Mirror), the god of night, sorcery and destiny demands ritual gladiatorial combat to appease him. Huehueteotl, the fire god, demands captives be burned alive after a feast and then their hearts cut out. Tlaloc (god of rain) demands sacrifices or he won't bring the rain and my parishioners' crops won't flourish. So let's get to work offering blood sacrifices to them.
Wild crossover
Tugglets assemble
BIGGINGTON TUGLOUS?
Big Tuggard III?
This is great (the sun is DEFINITELY mad at us, tho :( ). Happy that this collab happened!
Some people call me old-fashioned, but I believe we should worship the sun and the moon as powerful gods, and fear them. So it's time to sacrifice to the dread sun god to assuage his anger, folks! I am a high priest of my local Aztec church and the Federal Government interferes with my religious practice of human sacrifice to my pantheon of capricious gods such as Huitzilopochtli (sun god) who demands human hearts be torn out with a flint knife or he won't let the sun rise. Tezcatlipoca (Smoking Mirror), the god of night, sorcery and destiny demands ritual gladiatorial combat to appease him. Huehueteotl, the fire god, demands captives be burned alive after a feast and then their hearts cut out. Tlaloc (god of rain) demands sacrifices or he won't bring the rain and my parishioners' crops won't flourish. So let's get to work offering blood sacrifices to them.
TUGGGGG YEAAHHHHH