The background noise was very minimal and honestly of no concern throughout this video. I would trade a little background noise for more videos any day!! I hope I speak for many of us. There can never be enough videos from you. Thanks for all your heardwork man. Its much appreciated. Especially during these stressful times!
Sorry to hear about the noise problems! As someone who's tried to soundproof their apartment, I relate to what a pain it can be, especially if you don't have full control over the noise source. Hopefully you can figure it out, but in the meantime, the noise cancellation is working pretty well and the roleplays are still great!
This was another amazing piece of content. Once again listening to another one of your superb product pitches I not only it found super relaxing, but it has set me up for a restful night’s sleep nicely. At the same I did find it totally engaging when it came to the information on the various investment options that were made available to me…I learnt a few things along the way too! Great to be able to catch another of your roleplays and I appreciate the time you have put into its creation. Have a great week.🙂👏
Thank you so much Matt! I literally can't sleep without listening to one of your videos and you have no idea how much you've helped me over the years. They quality of your videos is just astonishing and I don't understand how you manage to make videos and work. Keep up the great work! ~JH
I check my sub and 32 secodns ago I see a video from you mat, u do amazing work and every video is a blast, I'm just gonna assume this one is also amazing and say THANK YOU for all the amazing work you do!
Oh wow, I've been waiting for the Articulate brand to come out with a bank. You're expanding your portfolio of services outside the hospitality industry I see! :)
My go to ASMRtist for the last 5 or so years. Been listening to your videos since high school and now as a student in college, I always find myself falling asleep to your outstanding and unmatched quality Matt. Thanks for having the greatest voice on the internet and blessing us all with your top tier content!
i have watched every single one of your videos for years so I'm always waiting for your next one. I've got exams coming up so they are great to study to. thanks man
Haven't slept to an ASMR video in forever and just felt like watching one today 🥰 This one did the trick nicely for my sleep deprived, workaholic self 😴💤 Thank you, Matt! *adds video to favorites*
🥬🥬🥬🥬 This is just sooo great Matt! I love the dark blue background, it really helps with falling asleep. Id love to see a vid from you with a rainy sound background - what heaven that would be ! Youre amazing ! Marriage suits you as you look so happy. Thank you soooo much 🙏
I genuinely learned something here. Listened back to multiple your definitions and explanations as I was thinking "hold onnn he's really teaching me this"
Great ASMR video, loved it! Just a note on the math starting at around 17:45. Even if you start off with 1,000 "Gabages" and put in another one each month, at 5% per year (compounded), there is still no way you're reaching a million anytime soon. By my calculations, it would take roughly 136 years to reach a million.
So in conclusion, members of the council. I believe we should switch to the B.O.A., as per the reasons stated earlier. All in favour, say aye, all against say nay. 4, 5, 6,… That is a 10-1-1 vote, the motion shall pass. Council dismissed.
My new head canon is that this whole thing is the end of the Cabbage Salesman's journey: converting his precious cabbage into Kabaj, and investing it where no airbender can hurt them.
Offfft so very true! And it's even worse because the working class now have access to real investment options, regardless of our liquidity. Yet so few know about it
Nooo not at all, just pieces of information i've picked up over the years :D though i do follow almost all of the topics/discussions with my own finances!
I've kinda been enjoying the background noices because they add a layer of sound in my opinion. They allow me to further enjoy the asmr and create a warm environment in it. All wordy ways to judt say i like the sounds😂. I don't think they effect the quality of the videos at all
As good as this is, now I know for sure the YT algorithm is using AI to scan the video content for ads because as soon as this finished I started to get the financial trading scam ads, lol!🤣😭 Oh well, it's better than those ads that try to pretend to not be audible recording or drop shipping tutorial scam ads
Buy bank stock and reinvest the dividends. The banks never lose. Love this video Matt. Cabbage....I had to look up as thought it was some kind of foreign currency. lol. I have heard it called green, moulah, coin, bread, bucks and bacon but never cabbage. Great video. Love that key tapping. Paper shuffling, clothes rustling, and your voice. Asmerizing liquid gold.
The perfect place to hide my mega millions so I can keep taking all this luxury travel to these 7star hotels. I'm living my best life thanks to the Articulate experience😊 Thanks for another great video Matt. You're the King.
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I did not expect this level of quality of investment advice in an ASMR video!
Matt always makes such quality videos!
I never expect any less from Matt 😃 His videos are so relaxing but I also learn so much in every subject he talks about!
I didn't understand anything so I couldn't tell either way
I've yet to stay awake long enough to determine...
@@katoka143😂
The background noise was very minimal and honestly of no concern throughout this video. I would trade a little background noise for more videos any day!! I hope I speak for many of us. There can never be enough videos from you. Thanks for all your heardwork man. Its much appreciated. Especially during these stressful times!
It’s like he made a video specifically for me ❤
Financial advisor collab when
We are all happily waiting for your next vid lol
Hahahah I'm ready :D Hope you're doing well mate!
never thought a finance lesson could be that relax
hahah that is actually amazing to read, i'm so happy to hear that. thank you :D
Sorry to hear about the noise problems! As someone who's tried to soundproof their apartment, I relate to what a pain it can be, especially if you don't have full control over the noise source. Hopefully you can figure it out, but in the meantime, the noise cancellation is working pretty well and the roleplays are still great!
This was another amazing piece of content.
Once again listening to another one of your superb product pitches I not only it found super relaxing, but it has set me up for a restful night’s sleep nicely.
At the same I did find it totally engaging when it came to the information on the various investment options that were made available to me…I learnt a few things along the way too!
Great to be able to catch another of your roleplays and I appreciate the time you have put into its creation.
Have a great week.🙂👏
Man, thank you so much as always :D Your comments are absolutely legendary!
Jay Quellin or Jacqueline? 😂 IYKYK
hahahah i am so glad somebody got this reference!!
@@ArticulateDesignASMR straight away, mate! 😂
Jack Quelley
De Nice
Ay-ay Ron! 😂
Not only relaxing, but actually so interesting! I won’t fall asleep of boredom😊 (but probably i will because of your relaxing voice…. 😊)
Thank you so much Matt! I literally can't sleep without listening to one of your videos and you have no idea how much you've helped me over the years. They quality of your videos is just astonishing and I don't understand how you manage to make videos and work. Keep up the great work! ~JH
The setting/backgrounds of your videos are always spot on. Hats off to you brother.
Bespoke Post was supposed to sponsor this video but they accidentally wired Matt Le-ttuce instead of Ca-bbage.
I check my sub and 32 secodns ago I see a video from you mat, u do amazing work and every video is a blast, I'm just gonna assume this one is also amazing and say THANK YOU for all the amazing work you do!
Hahah well I hope it was even half as awesome as this comment is. Thank you :D
Oh wow, I've been waiting for the Articulate brand to come out with a bank. You're expanding your portfolio of services outside the hospitality industry I see! :)
As the ceo of an extremely massive bank, this is accurate
Always good to hear from you JP
My go to ASMRtist for the last 5 or so years. Been listening to your videos since high school and now as a student in college, I always find myself falling asleep to your outstanding and unmatched quality Matt. Thanks for having the greatest voice on the internet and blessing us all with your top tier content!
Have missed your videos! Thanks for all the post production work to make this as background noise free as possible! You're awesome!!
They call me crouton cuz I be rolling in the cabbáge
Honey ---- He's Back!!!
Hahha hello buddy :D I hope life is treating you well!
@@ArticulateDesignASMR Doing much better. Thanks!! Hope all is well in Dubai
i have watched every single one of your videos for years so I'm always waiting for your next one. I've got exams coming up so they are great to study to. thanks man
Well that's quite incredible to read actually, thank you so much for watching all these years and I wish you nothing but the best with your exams :D
@@ArticulateDesignASMRi did it also and you are the best
I hate the Stock Market but I've watched this video countless times bc it is AMAZING
We believe in maximum transparency
*holds up transparent cup
My man out there folding an (unnecessary!) apology for not posting for a while into the start of his video.
10/10 :D
The amount of solid investment information here is really impressive. Now if only i had a bank like this... and the 100k to set up the account! 😂
That thumbnail looks like it could be a meme.
Matt: we cater to the exclusive.
Me with the whole 13 dollars in my bank account: 👁️👄👁️
Unbelievably good as usual.
I love your currency. More power to the cabbage.
This video made me want to go start investing right now!! Great video, Matt! 😁
Hahahah well even if you don't physically invest, it's always a good source of info to have :D And hiiii Morika!
Glad to see I'm the first comment of my favourite ASMRtist. Much love from Mexico!
Ahhh thank you and much love from UAE :D
Haven't slept to an ASMR video in forever and just felt like watching one today 🥰 This one did the trick nicely for my sleep deprived, workaholic self 😴💤 Thank you, Matt! *adds video to favorites*
AAAAAAND IT'S GONE!
When matt uploads, the day is good!❤❤❤❤
Great video! And it's possible you've invented a new genre: Educational ASMR 📚😄
Fantastic video, very relaxing. How you were able to keep talking about the cabbages 💰💷 whilst keeping a straight face though is admirable! 👏 😅
I've invested in a hotel on... (checks notes)... Baltic Ave. How long before I break even?
🥬🥬🥬🥬 This is just sooo great Matt! I love the dark blue background, it really helps with falling asleep. Id love to see a vid from you with a rainy sound background - what heaven that would be ! Youre amazing ! Marriage suits you as you look so happy. Thank you soooo much 🙏
I genuinely learned something here. Listened back to multiple your definitions and explanations as I was thinking "hold onnn he's really teaching me this"
Great ASMR video, loved it! Just a note on the math starting at around 17:45. Even if you start off with 1,000 "Gabages" and put in another one each month, at 5% per year (compounded), there is still no way you're reaching a million anytime soon. By my calculations, it would take roughly 136 years to reach a million.
The best of the best. Asmr legend
Great to have you back Matt. Glad you are well & it is just the air con that is causing problems.
Amazing video as usual, its by far my favorite asmr chanel
Getting so close to 200k subscribers! That will be a well-deserved milestone 👍
Surprised you didn't go CashTiculate or BankTiculate lol. Either way YAY, new vid!!
Hahah so very tempting!! I liked the synergy with bank of America (boa) too much though :D
So in conclusion, members of the council. I believe we should switch to the B.O.A., as per the reasons stated earlier. All in favour, say aye, all against say nay. 4, 5, 6,…
That is a 10-1-1 vote, the motion shall pass. Council dismissed.
Perfect timing for my nap, love your ASMR videos Matt, thank you for all you do.
did this man just say we're dealing in cabbages? 🤔
I soooooo look forward to your videos ❤ your my fav asmrtist!!!! All of your videos are just amazing. Love from Canada 🇨🇦
Thank you so much for doing what you do - we appreciate you!!!! ❤
noooo thank YOU for taking the time to comment and watch, it's enormously appreciated :D
This explained things better than my Business & Finances class in high-school
My new head canon is that this whole thing is the end of the Cabbage Salesman's journey: converting his precious cabbage into Kabaj, and investing it where no airbender can hurt them.
An unknown island where the currency is Cabbages? Can only think it must be Leshp.. Does PTerry hold a posthumous spot on the Board?
investment options an unfortunate pipe dream for myself potentially facing redundancy, but this video is relaxing enough to keep my mind off it all :)
I like watching your videos because your voice sounds natural and relaxes me; there are many others who subdue their voice and it sounds fake
I respect the amaretto, it's my drink of choice
In short, I learnt risk management. It was the opposite of relaxing, but my teacher was very nice!
Love the callback to your Uber vids 😂
I'm getting so distracted every time he says the currency, wondering if it's a reference to a certain salesman in Avatar The Last Airbender XD
"The UE is a Blessing to anyone who lives there." What and where is the U.E?? 🤷♂️
Another ASMR career for Matt, the man of multiple talents !
Oh my wage is about 0.000400 Kabash , I think I'll leave it for now 😊
I hope you do another one of these/something similar!! It’s fantastic!
Matt, where would you suggest one go to for this type of financial advice?
POV: you're the average TH-cam Shorts kids' content creator
It is a great day when the god of rp uploads a banger.
hahaha well i'm not sure who you're referring to but in absence of the god of RPs, i'm very grateful to see you watching as always buddy :D
@@ArticulateDesignASMR Ever the nobleman.
I'll be watching as long as you're creating buddy.
Top marks for the passive investment advice! Time in the market beats timing the market every time.
Offfft so very true! And it's even worse because the working class now have access to real investment options, regardless of our liquidity. Yet so few know about it
Why does it look like you just cried before recording this
I never knew tax evasion could be so relaxing. 😂
Is this the kind of thing you do irl? You seem to know a lot about it!
Nooo not at all, just pieces of information i've picked up over the years :D though i do follow almost all of the topics/discussions with my own finances!
Finally subscribed! Thought I had a long time ago. 😅 Thank you for bringing me tingles since I first discovered ASMR.
hahah welcome to the family :D thank you very much!
@@ArticulateDesignASMR Thank you very much. 😄
I've kinda been enjoying the background noices because they add a layer of sound in my opinion. They allow me to further enjoy the asmr and create a warm environment in it. All wordy ways to judt say i like the sounds😂. I don't think they effect the quality of the videos at all
the amount of times ive been confused as to what a stock is until now is crazy, ngl i didn't expect this from an ASMR video 🤣🤣
As good as this is, now I know for sure the YT algorithm is using AI to scan the video content for ads because as soon as this finished I started to get the financial trading scam ads, lol!🤣😭
Oh well, it's better than those ads that try to pretend to not be audible recording or drop shipping tutorial scam ads
Buy bank stock and reinvest the dividends. The banks never lose. Love this video Matt. Cabbage....I had to look up as thought it was some kind of foreign currency. lol. I have heard it called green, moulah, coin, bread, bucks and bacon but never cabbage. Great video. Love that key tapping. Paper shuffling, clothes rustling, and your voice. Asmerizing liquid gold.
I trust this banker with my life.
On my second watch , I got the joke. It’s not khabajh or some other exotic locales currency, it’s cabbage!
You got me with this one!
Bet u could run a good Ponzi scheme
The perfect place to hide my mega millions so I can keep taking all this luxury travel to these 7star hotels. I'm living my best life thanks to the Articulate experience😊 Thanks for another great video Matt. You're the King.
Wait a minute...offshore bank? Did I finally find the bank the Payday Gang uses?!
This guy is what I expect F1 engineers to look like and sound like (I’m not an avid fan this is just what I imagine)
Dah! My cabbages!
Great video Matt! Can't believe I've been watching for several years, and only just realized you are a left-handed writer?
As someone who works in wealth management for a bank, I was hesitant to watch this because I don’t find work particularly soothing but this was nice!
If i may recommend, you'll do great as luxury watch salesperson
Not gonna lie, I like the ones where the Scottish accent is extremely obvious 😂all of them are great, though ❤
I know I tell you alot . But the pace of your videos is so relaxing
Would your bank's vaults be able to hold all of Scrooge McDuck's coins?
Great as always! You should do a casino blackjack dealer video. Would be fun
Lol, unironically this video has been very informative.
Dude you’re definitely in finance IRL this is actually good advice
I have to rewatch since it wasn't till half way through that my brain registered that it was real stuff he was saying
3.5apy?? That’s it?
Hello Matt wanted to say hello and I like watching your videos it’s so relaxing 😌
I'm glad I switched to Bank of Articulate 💵
Great video!
Thats a lot of ca-bbage 😂
I was just wondering when you’d upload again. Great stuff !
I’m almost positive this man works in high level financing
You look right at home doing this video, hope the temperature was not to bad for you to record 😊😊
Ah, I do love a roleplay that makes me feel very rich and at least a little bit scummy.
Great video! Love those whispers! That money looked cool! ❤
Return of the king!!!