My ex told me that she had 2 BFs before me. I was like okay, I had one GF. Then after few months I kept finding out about her exes and count was over 20. When confronted, she was like "You should be proud that you are with a girl that had so many BFs before" I was like why didn't you tell me the number if you thought it would make me proud. She had no answer. I am glad she is my Ex now.
I'm really interested in how you kept finding out about 20 ex boyfriends in such a short time. Were people just calling you every day with a new one? Also, did all of her "relationships" last just some weeks, or was she 40?
@@Baychimo None of her relationships lasted more than 3-6 months. She kept mentioning them saying how I was much better or how she was abused by some guy, or I found their old pics on her insta or facebook chats or got to know from her friends/common friends. After number reached 10, I confronted her and then she blabbered out the list thinking it was some achievement. My relationship lasted a year, she said that was the longest someone stayed with her. Still wants me back but I noped out of her life and blocked her everywhere for my own sanity.
I asked my wife if I was the only one that she slept with before we got married. She thought for a moment, and said, "Yes, all the others were nines and tens". 🤣😂🤪
Well at least this man has above and beyond decency. To have recorded all his sexual encounters and escapades since grade 9. Very Admirable. Maybe slightly insane.
i remember having this conversation with an ex she was happy i had only slept with five women. said she having had severn people was the first time she date someone with less parners than her. then i told her how many men i had slept with now was less enthused
I don't like that, your just made for ONE person and shouldn't have to "sleep around" with 40 people or something to find "the one".@@warrenpuckett4203
3:10 how tf do you get 45 girls to do the deed who are all not your friends exes, and jut completely random, and all not connected to each other, that are single and your age. How do you even find that many people.
I just hope my ex remembers the last time we fucked, i was at peak performance that night. They should write 7 novels about it and than turn it into 8 different movies and than have 3 prequels years later.
I had a girlfriend who was in the US marines. I never asked. I didn't want to know. She stated that there were lots of opportunities as I recall. She also mentioned that enlisted weren't supposed to have relationships with officers. She said only stupid people got caught. We were at some party. She and someone else were talking about their conquests. I quickly walked on by...... She was my first GF. We broke up 18 months later... The video was pretty funny...
@@redplanet2720 dam .... now you tell me. LoL...Never caught anything from her, but from the civilian population I did.. It is a conversation I should have with the next one.
In my many years, i have found that more often than not women lie to protect their virtue. Why? Who knows? They ask, it's none of their business or before her there was no one. End of story,
whatever number a woman gives you... triple it! She will insist that all of her one-night-stands do not count. I keep a record of all my women in case, a few weeks later, I have pain when I pee, so I know who to blame and warn. That said, my numbers are '9'. I am 70, was married to three and the other 6 were LTR. I do NOT do one night stands. I figure that any woman who will sleep with me on the first date has done that with every other guy she dated (risking STD) and i do not want to be a member of that club. My current lady friend is straight and has slept with more women than have I and she REFUSES to tell me her numbers. 'Triple digits?' I asked. She thought for a bit then refused to answer.
Crazy, so for the years you were not married you slept with 2.6 people a year on average which is crazy because that’s counting all 18 years before you were married, and if you never cheated on her, and you dated in highschool even, the number goes up by even more so if you take away all the years before highschool and all the years of highschool due to the fact you never cheated on your wife who you married straight out of highschool, you slept with around 9 people per year during the years after your wife’s death, which implies you went from 1 to 65 in 8 or so years, which is crazy. But if you just take away the years before highschool and not the years in highschool then you slept with about 6 people per year, not counting the years you were married. Either way Damn, when your body count is more than your age that’s truly crazy
if a girl asks this question, she either already knows the answer or is trying to make her body count feel like a good thing... and for the record at 45 my count is still countable on 1 hand...
As a friend said to a chick " you have a higher sperm count than most blokes, and that's a weekly occurrence, she said in ditsy reply I know. The night club is so taxing" " then there's the car park , and then there is work" busy girl
"you have a higher sperm count than most blokes" Holy fuck that has to be one of the most creatively brutal 'I ain't saying she's a slut but...' that I've heard XD Still though, it sounds like that girl is a walking talking mass of biohazardous waste.
@@homeat103 she had a higher sperm count than most guys. She was a pump and dump, a collector of tadpoles.. took collection from guys around town. Sperm bank
@@homeat103 feels slightly bragging please just state English is not your native language. He was insulting her saying she had more sperm in her than and avreage man (bloke is an Australian slang for man) she replied ditzy(unseriously either flirting by joking or just making a joke) and everyplace listed it is implied she sleeps with men there.
A better question is, "How many times have you made love to the same person?" If that number is high, then it's a major accomplishment and something definitely to be proud of! 💖💖💖
Not necessarily, some people stay in a toxic relationship because of good sex, some people are not even in a relationship and have sex with a friend, having sex with one person doesn't mean the relationship was good If we're talking solely about body count, then you still don't know how many people your partner had sex with
I have no idea why TH-cam keeps thinking you are uploading sexual content. While I can't get off to it I do see the issue with the titles. Fucking legend keep it up
I can relate with the book, I got an excel file. With various info like what I liked most about the girl, unique personality traits they had, good moments that we shared that I want to remember, who made the first step, reason for brakeup (when relevant), how was the sex etc. Started doing that some 20y ago and I'm glad I did because it's nice to remember the girls and their positives, gives me a warm feeling. You tend to forget this stuff as the decades go by and to me girls I sleep with (even for 1 night) aren't a number, they're an adventure.
If you can`t recall the good/bad/indifferent yourself what`s the point?, memories are memories, they stick in the mind or they go for a reason, this clip is a comic sketch of people like you...
Man you need to delete that and never tell anyone about it again. I’ve literally read posts online from women who ended relationships because they “found a ledger of all a man’s previous hookups”. It’s wrong on so many levels. It’s something a dude in a pickup class would do. Will you delete it if you get married? Why would they be memories you’d want to think about in that way? If they were so special then you shouldn’t need documentation. I feel the exact opposite as you. I’ve been married 8 years and don’t ever think about the women I was with before because those women are now wives to other men. And I would be thinking about other women when committed to the love of my life. Thank God I didn’t document those pointless hookups because the memories have faded from my mine over the years and I’ll never be one of those husbands who cheats reminiscing about his days as a bachelor. Men like to convince themselves and others that the ultimate challenge is to sleep with as many women as possible. But that’s an empty life you’ll soon regret. When you finally meet the love of your life, she will deserve a man who’s there 100%. Not constantly ranking her on a list with 20 other women from 5 years ago
I think it's 15, bit I've had over 30 cars. At one point they were equal. The cars cost between free and 1500. However Vermont has stepped up the inspection sticker game. They used to be 20 bucks. Now you have to actually get an inspection.
i’ve owned about as many guitars as the number of women i’ve slept with…then i start naming off the guitars and hope that’s enough to change the subject 🤣
"you two are freaks"
"We're historians"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Scholars.
“Archaeologists”
Real Indiana Jones types
Scholars really 😂
My ex told me that she had 2 BFs before me. I was like okay, I had one GF. Then after few months I kept finding out about her exes and count was over 20. When confronted, she was like "You should be proud that you are with a girl that had so many BFs before" I was like why didn't you tell me the number if you thought it would make me proud. She had no answer. I am glad she is my Ex now.
she was probably cheating on you too bro
@@sirtrollalot7762 😂😂
@@sirtrollalot7762 Probably or planning too. Good that I ended it fast.
I'm really interested in how you kept finding out about 20 ex boyfriends in such a short time. Were people just calling you every day with a new one? Also, did all of her "relationships" last just some weeks, or was she 40?
@@Baychimo None of her relationships lasted more than 3-6 months. She kept mentioning them saying how I was much better or how she was abused by some guy, or I found their old pics on her insta or facebook chats or got to know from her friends/common friends. After number reached 10, I confronted her and then she blabbered out the list thinking it was some achievement. My relationship lasted a year, she said that was the longest someone stayed with her. Still wants me back but I noped out of her life and blocked her everywhere for my own sanity.
I asked my wife if I was the only one that she slept with before we got married. She thought for a moment, and said, "Yes, all the others were nines and tens". 🤣😂🤪
what about after you got married
Great line
@@ronnana694 that's only your partners mate
There's also the punchline of "yes they others kept me up all night"
That gotta hurt, she called you a one
Started out a little shaky and off, but quickly got the vibe and attitudes tuned in and it became brilliant. So well written and performed.
No.
hell yeah xD
I love the only books they had were picture books.
Cuck Cuck Cuck!!! I bet you can't stop stroking your tiny Roaster.
no the begnning ws perfect "bring the almanacs" lmao
"You wanna get to the church section of this book?"
That took me out! 😆😂
The accountant's half undone tie is a hilarious detail
Well at least this man has above and beyond decency. To have recorded all his sexual encounters and escapades since grade 9. Very Admirable. Maybe slightly insane.
True! I mean, to get them notarized as well to prove their authenticity? Bravo, my friend. Don’t drop this 👑
Tip o the hat to you sire
Meh i did it too
i remember having this conversation with an ex she was happy i had only slept with five women. said she having had severn people was the first time she date someone with less parners than her. then i told her how many men i had slept with now was less enthused
😆
My man!
Lmao 🤣😂 🥇 gold
🔥
@@Sheriff_K No, everybodie's man!
Never heard of this guy but immediately subbed, haven't had a TH-camr make me laugh like that in a while.
He's a comedian
Me and my girlfriend's numbers are technically the same because I insist on being in the room while she cheats on me.
Ok Will Smith
@@idontwantoneify she says it counts as a 3-way, even if I never leave the chair in the corner.
I hope this is satire, man
@@brosiedon6189 I hope it's not.
You mean cuckold lol
"A dozen in the muffin" had me cracking me up!
these skits are gold! frenchy hits all the bs questions that get us in trouble lmfao
When asked how many girls I've slept with I always answer honestly, not enough
Me 2. And I quit counting at 50. BUT for the last 22 years? 1. I eventually found the one true ring.
My answer: Sheesh... You keep count? I don't even bother to count
@@sustainablerenewableintegr8311 For me it's not easy to lose count at 2. It's been 10 years.
I stopped counting at 0
I don't like that, your just made for ONE person and shouldn't have to "sleep around" with 40 people or something to find "the one".@@warrenpuckett4203
Another banger frenchy!
Demitra is so gorgeous.
I love this sense of humour.
Captions were a life saver.
No I'm kidding, all love! Another great video!
bahahahah
“Bring the almanacs!”
I’m dying haha
the uv light on finger bit got me so good
and the "dozen in the muffin" comment got me even better
it's funny to watch Frenchy's missus audition for acting jobs during his vids while he takes the piss. Cheers to Johnny and Amber!
3:10 how tf do you get 45 girls to do the deed who are all not your friends exes, and jut completely random, and all not connected to each other, that are single and your age. How do you even find that many people.
there was aleast 900 girl ( straight) at my uni, so not hard
The real number is 36. Iykyk
I want to talk to Demi’s dirty dozen and ask them all individually if she’s made the top 60
@johnnytheprick rule of three dude
@johnnytheprick lmfao you're funny guy
@johnnytheprick listen to a bit of j cole and youll understand
@johnnytheprick gay
The number they tell you is NEVER their number!
When he said “hey Siri” it actually made my Siri go off lmao
This is brilliant !!! Sometimes TH-cam just recommends a jewel out of the nothing..
very funny, you should keep up this style of humour
The church section, wow what a dark joke. Brilliant
1:25 His disappointed "okay..." was perfect
"A dozen in the muffin"!!! OMG I lost my shit! Bahahaha!
You want your girl to get around a bit so she realises your A-game is, at the very least, average.
I just hope my ex remembers the last time we fucked, i was at peak performance that night. They should write 7 novels about it and than turn it into 8 different movies and than have 3 prequels years later.
*to have gotten around a bit
When i lived in ballarat banged a girl said she was a virgin a few months same shit bad memory or what
@@connorgreenwood3827 They're swingers
Spoken like a real beta
Universal translation: I'm bored and really need a salacious fight
Great to see Frenchy repping the firebirds merch.
signed too #drip
@@SungaAttack absolute king shit my guy
I had a girlfriend who was in the US marines. I never asked. I didn't want to know. She stated that there were lots of opportunities as I recall. She also mentioned that enlisted weren't supposed to have relationships with officers. She said only stupid people got caught. We were at some party. She and someone else were talking about their conquests. I quickly walked on by...... She was my first GF. We broke up 18 months later... The video was pretty funny...
damn you need a hug bro?
American female soldiers are basically the blow up dolls. I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole because I don't want my pole to get the clap
@@redplanet2720 dam .... now you tell me. LoL...Never caught anything from her, but from the civilian population I did.. It is a conversation I should have with the next one.
marines, she was gettin pounded every day bro
Lol what kind of a woman join marines, it was expected
"The Church section of the book !!! ..." 🤣🤣🤣
The message is deeper than I thought!❤
"so how many women have you had sex with?"
Me: "A gentleman wouldn't tell, and a lady wouldn't ask."
Good thing i'm a peasant, then 🙂
Yaaay, Demi's dress lookin great again😋✌
This is so good, it’s going to my favorite list.
I want this to be a published book please
i'll make it and read it out on the podcast
"the church section of the book" yall had me there holy shit hahaha xD
In my many years, i have found that more often than not women lie to protect their virtue. Why? Who knows? They ask, it's none of their business or before her there was no one. End of story,
The Almanac! That's some Gene Simmons sh!t right there, lol.
"How long is a piece of string?" Best line lol
From one end to the middle, twice.
That's what I want to answer every time someone asks "how much will this cost?" or "how long will this take?" at work.
when the world is destroyed these books will be found and guide future historians
"Bring forth the sacred tomes."
As a man the higher your number gets you get more proud. Then its reaches a number and then you just feel shame the higher it gets.
Not if you can call them all for references!
Why would you feel shame? Are you religious?
You might,I'll never feel shame about it cause I haven't ever been with a friends wife(except when invited) and never cheated when in a relationship
indifference.
@@mjt1517 You don't have to be religious to feel shame at promiscuity.
12x3 = 36. Always times by 3 for a close number.
American pie, rule of 3. Times a girls number by 3 and divide a guys number by 3.
Multiply. Not “times”, multiply.
@@aidankennedy2531 multiply, not “times”
@@coltonsmith3724 Naa mate it's Aussie slang, it's acceptable.
I love how the book had pictures haha!
0:22 damn u, u just enabled my siri
That was hilarious. So his is 22.5 and hers 36. That's about even...
i’m a clock, IM A CLOCK 🤣🤣🤣
"Y'all need Jesus!" - "Oh, do you want to go to the church section of this book?" :)))
Sex in a church? Check.
I rule in "have you ever."
@@davidbeppler3032 well, that's not such a big deal. Many catholic boys can say they've done the same...
i like how they broke the character and decided to leave it in
whatever number a woman gives you... triple it! She will insist that all of her one-night-stands do not count.
I keep a record of all my women in case, a few weeks later, I have pain when I pee, so I know who to blame and warn.
That said, my numbers are '9'. I am 70, was married to three and the other 6 were LTR. I do NOT do one night stands.
I figure that any woman who will sleep with me on the first date has done that with every other guy she dated (risking STD) and i do not want to be a member of that club. My current lady friend is straight and has slept with more women than have I and she REFUSES to tell me her numbers. 'Triple digits?' I asked. She thought for a bit then refused to answer.
Wahou... Thanks for your advices, granp !
If someone makes you believe that telling a woman that she is your only bodycount is a GOOD idea, never speak to him again.
I'm 61, was married at 18 for 36 years , never cheated,she died 8 years ago, so my answer is 65 women,to the best I can remember
Crazy, so for the years you were not married you slept with 2.6 people a year on average which is crazy because that’s counting all 18 years before you were married, and if you never cheated on her, and you dated in highschool even, the number goes up by even more so if you take away all the years before highschool and all the years of highschool due to the fact you never cheated on your wife who you married straight out of highschool, you slept with around 9 people per year during the years after your wife’s death, which implies you went from 1 to 65 in 8 or so years, which is crazy. But if you just take away the years before highschool and not the years in highschool then you slept with about 6 people per year, not counting the years you were married. Either way Damn, when your body count is more than your age that’s truly crazy
Lmao
So you ploughed A LOT of women before and/or after marriage? Fair enough.
I got a spam call from Melbourne straight after Frenchy asked Siri to call Pablo 😂
1:06 lmao he’s like Conan the Barbarians chronicler.
Love these guys Hilarious as always
Is that Frenchys missus? I wonder how much she's paying him, she's definitely punching! Frenchy is an absolutely 10/10
no it is not, she is an actress
Mate 11/10
if a girl asks this question, she either already knows the answer or is trying to make her body count feel like a good thing... and for the record at 45 my count is still countable on 1 hand...
As a friend said to a chick " you have a higher sperm count than most blokes, and that's a weekly occurrence, she said in ditsy reply I know. The night club is so taxing" " then there's the car park , and then there is work" busy girl
"you have a higher sperm count than most blokes" Holy fuck that has to be one of the most creatively brutal 'I ain't saying she's a slut but...' that I've heard XD
Still though, it sounds like that girl is a walking talking mass of biohazardous waste.
I don't get the joke. May be coz English is my 3rd language. Please explain it to me
@@homeat103 she had a higher sperm count than most guys. She was a pump and dump, a collector of tadpoles.. took collection from guys around town.
Sperm bank
@@homeat103 feels slightly bragging please just state English is not your native language. He was insulting her saying she had more sperm in her than and avreage man (bloke is an Australian slang for man) she replied ditzy(unseriously either flirting by joking or just making a joke) and everyplace listed it is implied she sleeps with men there.
@@homeat103it’s not you don’t worry, even in native English, that dudes comment is an incoherent mess
She's fuming love it 😂😂
A better question is, "How many times have you made love to the same person?" If that number is high, then it's a major accomplishment and something definitely to be proud of! 💖💖💖
yeah me and my hand, we go way back my guy
Not necessarily, some people stay in a toxic relationship because of good sex, some people are not even in a relationship and have sex with a friend, having sex with one person doesn't mean the relationship was good
If we're talking solely about body count, then you still don't know how many people your partner had sex with
True but just not that funny
I didn't know that we were going to have a test. I forgot to count.
quality > quantity
“Did sex while watching flubber then she left, disappointed” 😂
we love you frenchy
I don’t know how in the hell this video showed up on my phone, but I loved it. New subscriber!
Thought the Suite Life taught us this. The answer is always 7
isn't the number 6??
I asked my Mrs if I was they only one she'd ever been with. She said yes, of course, the rest were nine or tens.....
yet again im a bit late to these but these are bloodly great tyvm yas both and old mate for the content hahaha so good
could not understand her when she said “blow up dolls” ballapdol
I just love this humour, my US family can’t understand
"A dozen in the muffin"
Hahaha I'm dying over this one
She asked for the details..
It's funny when she had 5 guys and you had 100+ girls. Really makes them trip.
The rule of the club. You never tell the number. It always should stay at 1 or 2 max.
the Book at the bottom were all the times when he was under 18 💀
"a dozen in the muffin"
I have no idea why TH-cam keeps thinking you are uploading sexual content. While I can't get off to it I do see the issue with the titles.
Fucking legend keep it up
strange ay 😂
@@SungaAttack blows my mind. Keen for the poddy this week. Thanks for the reply.
interesting, let's try reporting it and see what happens.
I'm working on translating this to english for all the American's who watch. Good stuff.
I can relate with the book, I got an excel file. With various info like what I liked most about the girl, unique personality traits they had, good moments that we shared that I want to remember, who made the first step, reason for brakeup (when relevant), how was the sex etc. Started doing that some 20y ago and I'm glad I did because it's nice to remember the girls and their positives, gives me a warm feeling. You tend to forget this stuff as the decades go by and to me girls I sleep with (even for 1 night) aren't a number, they're an adventure.
If you can`t recall the good/bad/indifferent yourself what`s the point?, memories are memories, they stick in the mind or they go for a reason, this clip is a comic sketch of people like you...
@@alangthorpe In 20 years you are gonna forget some details.
@@praetorian3902 Yeah, for a reason...
I'm sure we could find a comedy sketch for you too Alan. What a wet blanket you are.
Man you need to delete that and never tell anyone about it again. I’ve literally read posts online from women who ended relationships because they “found a ledger of all a man’s previous hookups”. It’s wrong on so many levels. It’s something a dude in a pickup class would do. Will you delete it if you get married? Why would they be memories you’d want to think about in that way? If they were so special then you shouldn’t need documentation. I feel the exact opposite as you. I’ve been married 8 years and don’t ever think about the women I was with before because those women are now wives to other men. And I would be thinking about other women when committed to the love of my life. Thank God I didn’t document those pointless hookups because the memories have faded from my mine over the years and I’ll never be one of those husbands who cheats reminiscing about his days as a bachelor.
Men like to convince themselves and others that the ultimate challenge is to sleep with as many women as possible. But that’s an empty life you’ll soon regret. When you finally meet the love of your life, she will deserve a man who’s there 100%. Not constantly ranking her on a list with 20 other women from 5 years ago
You want to get to the church section of this book 😂😅😂😂
Boston, MA - My youngest son is in college & he is struggling to meet a nice girl with a body count less than 20.
2:41 "yeah archeologists"
Mum asked what I was up to on the weekend, I said 'smashing some birds hopefully' took a while to explain
That book is a great idea, it's like a spank bank deposits book for those rainy days which tend to sometimes happen everyday...
masterclass !
He should ask her how many girls she had slept with.
I think it's 15, bit I've had over 30 cars. At one point they were equal. The cars cost between free and 1500. However Vermont has stepped up the inspection sticker game. They used to be 20 bucks. Now you have to actually get an inspection.
i’ve owned about as many guitars as the number of women i’ve slept with…then i start naming off the guitars and hope that’s enough to change the subject 🤣
Siri has an Australian accent in Australia... Thats cool.
"A good key opens many locks. But only a bad lock opens to many keys."
Send that to a feminist
She’s angry, but if it was the other way around, he’d still take a cold one and she’d say he should be proud of her
Try hearing this connecting your phone to the car media … !! It would be fun trust me .
Absolute classic frenchy.
Stupid question. I told my wife I was to drunk to remember most of them. She never mentioned it again.
Don't ask unless you are sure you want to know.
Oh my god, you guys are great. Where have you been hiding!!
I will take my number to the grave 🤣 Gf never asked but still gonna bury that shit with me 😂
It’s not that serious.
Ryan it must be in 100's when did you start at 7?😜
@@nitink.a567 Shit I aint got that kinda game. Its around the 20 mark 🤣
@@ryanjones7202 I mean bro that ain't bad at all. Depending on your age of course.
@cassu6 I'm 30 so in retrospect it ain't that bad
Historians, scholars, archeologist ... lmao
Stories of the balloon section will be an OnlyFans exclusive I assume
Men usually inflate their numbers and women reduce them by a LOT xD
My ex recently were celebrating 2 yrs anniversary with her new guy.
We broke up 14 months ago
Similar thing happend to me
Owch!
"you wanna get to the church section of the book" lol sdfSDFGFSDfdgs
frency's girlfiend always wears the nicest clothes. I wish I knew where she shops tbh
She's hot, in a funny sort of way, or maybe the other way around.
@@andhewonders I've tried to reply to you like 10 times but whenever I do my comment gets removed
@@user-uf7ve4sr4r Doesn't surprise me, I visit all sorts of places, I get censored constantly, maybe it's contagious.
@@andhewonders ✨kys✨