Wow, he is beyond awful. Literally every game he just cries "you'd never see me lose in any other fighing game" and then gets bodied in every other fighting game
Pause. So if the opposing player in Tekken doesn’t know what he’s doing and Dale tier god the lolcow loses to said opposing (who doesn’t know what they’re doing) does that mean Dale tier god also does no know what he’s doing in Tekken either??? I don’t understand the lolcow logic…
He puts that stupid excuse pretending to make it seem like since the other player is doing random stuff he doesnt expect it or cant defend agaisnt it. But then again if he plays vs an actual good Opponent he then says he is barely going at 2% Lmao
It's funny because in the last video that King did a swinging RKO and somebody in his chat said: "was that an RKO?" then LTG said.."how bout I RK..you outta my chat!! Lol
Poor Dale. He would never lose like this in Tekken 7. And he would never lose the way he does in 7 in Tekken 6. And anyone that beats him in 6 would get shitmixed by his skill in Tekken 5. Beat him there, untalented scrub, but know you couldn’t even touch him in Tekken 4… And so on, and so on, all the way back to the NES he’s as old as.
BIG SAME. I've been mostly a King main since forever and Dale has no answers for a talented King/grappler player. He plays like a literal little kid at the arcade cabinet at a ghetto Lancaster Pizza Hut or something. He's so bad... he's been playing vidya as his main everyday hobby for 30+ years and plays every Tekken and every other game like he's a boomer who's never touched a controller since Atari 2600.
Dude called the Lee he played bad and a masher, yet had his victor grabs that are bugged all broken and read like a fuckin book. Then says not impressive because Lee isnt new so its not impressive that he knows wall to wall combos? LTG really got an excuse for everyone he loses to yikes.
Dale the ultimate Cuck bitch. Stays free forever. If you got time to bitch, you got time to train in the lab. But this little bitch knows he’s trash so just keeping that rage quit as his only expert level skill.
That agent00 guy is pretty cool and funny. I really like how his "got ya', bitch!" sounds very close to the original audio. And it's refreshing that Dale ain't being a crybaby bitch. If only we lived in the timeline where agent00 is the massively popular streamer or Dale acts like he does in that section of the video all the time.... Alas, we're stuck at the worst one.
3:47 This pathological liar was never a kid when he used Feng Wei. He debuted in Tekken 5 which was released in November of '04. Dale was already 20 lol
@@Qxincx I know one you're doesn't make a difference. I was Correcting the guy about when Tekken 5 was actually released release. Not about the children's entertainer's age.
Since I’ve been getting into boxing the last few months and watching more LTG from channels like yours I now identify as a Balrog and even have two Balrog tanktops I box in. But I’m learning how to kick now so I might have to switch it up to Sagat, I look like him anyway.
@@RevolverTheory haha for sure, I have been taking it seriously 6 days a week consistently since then and it's really fun. But I am a Balrog at heart, so far when I put my shinguards on and am supposed to be kicking I have to remind myself to stop throwing combos and just use a 1 or 1-2 to set kicks up
I just find it crazy he plays fighting games for a living but never seems to ever improve, I play super casually and feel like I'm light years ahead of him lol.
dale's winrate sure plummeted ever since he started matching with red ranks... also his voice cracking while he's searching for excuses for getting clapped gets me every time 😂
@@X2Afilliated Sorry, what life would that be? The one where he's a card carrying lolcow who is banned from every fighting game event under the sun and got disowned by his family? Banned from TH-cam. Forever single. Piss bottle collection. Yeah, sounds like an awesome life.
14:48 heard that laugh? dale knows hes garbage. hes trying NOT to laugh at himself "i'll most likely lose" how pathetic is dale? thank u for another banger revolvertheory! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:21 Reminder: Dale Wilson from Lancaster California is 39 years old. Is this how an old head should behave? I honestly don’t think so…. Seems VERY childish and a little cringe to be yelling in a room alone at 3am or later, e-begging and renting the same apartment for the last 8+ years…. Yikes. Could never be me bruh.
For the love of fang came out in tekken 5 which came out in 2004 so dale saying he was kid is him lying because he be 18 or 19 at the time of tekken 5 being released always make up lies about his age and it’s a easy search to find out he’s lying
I was just think he should only play with people he knows and irl. Bc vs random he can’t give ppl they’re props and he bring himself down bc he’s losing vs ppl he expects he is better than. He dosent use online to improve or have fun.
One of my favorite e-begging tactics from uncle Dale the lolcow, is when he gifts himself subs then e-begs to the chat “if you want to help “him” out and reach the sub goal, yall gotta sub or gift candies” LOL 😂 🤣
It’s funny isn’t it? Then he has the nerve to ban people because they are only on a gifted sub. I’ve seen him do that to people fighting him in groups on smash for sure. Usually when they beat him. 😂
bruh that king was throwing minus moves out like crazy and dale can't punish or take his turn back cause he has like literally no knowledge despite playing tekken for years lmoa
5:51 This is %1000 proof that Dale knows jack about FGs, King's elbow is a combo of buttons (Forwards 3+4 then 1) meaning that Dale is so stupid he thinks King's command run is his Heat Burst
Dale's favorite combo is Ps button (hold), options button, 3, 3. Combo is so broken that it can literally stop your opponent from gaining ranked points.
9:08 dam! 😂
damn Dale got a whole ISP laughing at his ass lmao
He ran into it 😖
Wow, he is beyond awful. Literally every game he just cries "you'd never see me lose in any other fighing game" and then gets bodied in every other fighting game
He stopped playing mk1 because his combo got nerfed 😂
Unfortunately your probably overweight trashing a dude who doesn’t care about you on a channel meat riding his existence which might be worse
@@MaskedMazteroh they finally nerfed Reiko’s Shuriken?
3:20 the only tech and fundamentals that LTG has learnt over several decades of playing fighting games.
Don't forget just frames ragequits
@@panlis6243lmaoo this one is gold
This needs to be pinned rn
Damn dude push back sometime. If you are getting hit by a majority of neutrals, you aren't blocking at all.
3:48 bro was 20 years old when feng wei dropped
He really still trying to pretend he 29 😅
And how old was Alaina? 😅😮
@@soulcontrolwo6088 not old enough 😂
@@soulcontrolwo6088 7 years old breh
@@kikineptune316lmao 💀
9:21-13:50
Lee is one of the hardest characters to use and he’s been around since tekken 1.
Bros just mad he wasn't marvelous enough
Why is that? Does Lee have weird inputs?
He's my main 😏
@@Critick3000 A lot of just frames and execution needed.
No just tons of start up and recovery not really learning the character but knowing your opponent he's so weird@@Critick3000
Pause. So if the opposing player in Tekken doesn’t know what he’s doing and Dale tier god the lolcow loses to said opposing (who doesn’t know what they’re doing) does that mean Dale tier god also does no know what he’s doing in Tekken either??? I don’t understand the lolcow logic…
They say anything in an attempt to save face, regardless of the logic
He puts that stupid excuse pretending to make it seem like since the other player is doing random stuff he doesnt expect it or cant defend agaisnt it.
But then again if he plays vs an actual good Opponent he then says he is barely going at 2%
Lmao
Dont try to understand his logic. It will cumbust and robust your cognitive to precise.
Just Dale logic
Aren't the opponents moves supposed to be random in a fighting game anyway lol. Dale stoopid
'Thats one button btw'
King Player: Doing a three button string
I was looking for this comment like wtf is he yappin about
6:27 RKO outta nowhere 🔥🤣
"RKO? Imma KO you for two weeks. Cook this ninja outta my chat for two weeks bruh!"
It's funny because in the last video that King did a swinging RKO and somebody in his chat said: "was that an RKO?" then LTG said.."how bout I RK..you outta my chat!! Lol
"Now, can you dig that...SUUUCCKKKAAA?!?"
You said rko out of nowwhere! How about i ban out of nowhere mod clean my chat up
WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT
Poor Dale. He would never lose like this in Tekken 7.
And he would never lose the way he does in 7 in Tekken 6.
And anyone that beats him in 6 would get shitmixed by his skill in Tekken 5.
Beat him there, untalented scrub, but know you couldn’t even touch him in Tekken 4…
And so on, and so on, all the way back to the NES he’s as old as.
Clapped at:
Street Clapper 6
Mortal Klap 1
Clappen 8
What a sad life
You forgot Super Clap Bros. Ultimate or Super Spam Bros Ultimate.
"This would never happen to me in another Tekken game." Dale, that's literally what happens to you in ANY game.
How can you tell when Dale is scared?
He confirms a jab into jab.
I absolutely LOVE watching dale get bodied by king. You can tell he is just furious getting slammed around by a "kookily ass character"
What’s ever more funny that he’s mad that a command grab character is command grabbing him XD
BIG SAME. I've been mostly a King main since forever and Dale has no answers for a talented King/grappler player. He plays like a literal little kid at the arcade cabinet at a ghetto Lancaster Pizza Hut or something. He's so bad... he's been playing vidya as his main everyday hobby for 30+ years and plays every Tekken and every other game like he's a boomer who's never touched a controller since Atari 2600.
@@citypopradioFMno skill sorry.
If that's too much for you to read you got an iq problem
9:04 i can’t stop laughing XD that “Damn” got me 🤣
Also King is amazing as always 👍
His stilt legs gave out when he landed on kings shoulders lol.
Read him like a book lol
XD such a perfect moment as a King main, it made me happy to see king making dale ragequit, I approve 👍
😂😂
19:44: This has been a launcher ever since Tekken 6, tf does he mean?
This dude don't block for shit
Too busy mashing
Well he has perfect blocks and im not talking about in match
His blocklist begs to differ 💀
Dude called the Lee he played bad and a masher, yet had his victor grabs that are bugged all broken and read like a fuckin book. Then says not impressive because Lee isnt new so its not impressive that he knows wall to wall combos? LTG really got an excuse for everyone he loses to yikes.
Dale the ultimate Cuck bitch. Stays free forever. If you got time to bitch, you got time to train in the lab. But this little bitch knows he’s trash so just keeping that rage quit as his only expert level skill.
With feng, he always does that weird arm flailing windmill move followed by a low immediately after
That agent00 guy is pretty cool and funny. I really like how his "got ya', bitch!" sounds very close to the original audio. And it's refreshing that Dale ain't being a crybaby bitch. If only we lived in the timeline where agent00 is the massively popular streamer or Dale acts like he does in that section of the video all the time.... Alas, we're stuck at the worst one.
3:47 This pathological liar was never a kid when he used Feng Wei. He debuted in Tekken 5 which was released in November of '04. Dale was already 20 lol
February 25th 2005*
You're talking about the arcade release
@@AnonymousC2218one year doesn’t make a difference that ltg was a grown ass man at the time 💀
@@Qxincx I know one you're doesn't make a difference.
I was Correcting the guy about when Tekken 5 was actually released release. Not about the children's entertainer's age.
13:48
Idk what sound this is but it brought me to tears and I’m coughing up a lung 😂 🤣
Dale Sparrow mating call looking for DT’s bussy🍑 😳
Yoshiii with reverb i think
Since I’ve been getting into boxing the last few months and watching more LTG from channels like yours I now identify as a Balrog and even have two Balrog tanktops I box in. But I’m learning how to kick now so I might have to switch it up to Sagat, I look like him anyway.
Becoming irl Sagat is wild lol.
@@RevolverTheory haha for sure, I have been taking it seriously 6 days a week consistently since then and it's really fun. But I am a Balrog at heart, so far when I put my shinguards on and am supposed to be kicking I have to remind myself to stop throwing combos and just use a 1 or 1-2 to set kicks up
@@imravegoddo it man thats sick
13:35 he's trying really hard not to cry
Said he's been playing Feng since he was a kid.....didn't know being 20 in 2004 is being a kid
His mentality ages at half the speed
It’s like how Drake calls himself “The Boy” and pushin 40
8:47
Rage quit
*Scoot* *Scoot* 😎 💃
I just find it crazy he plays fighting games for a living but never seems to ever improve, I play super casually and feel like I'm light years ahead of him lol.
Your probably overweight tho
3:11 😂😂😂 Lil bro was praying to the Balrog gods for some skill lmao
dale's winrate sure plummeted ever since he started matching with red ranks...
also his voice cracking while he's searching for excuses for getting clapped gets me every time 😂
I've heard it gets tough in the red ranks.
That James Bond 007 N64 hit sound effect tho LMAO
Lol, I'm gonna be adding some more classic sfx from 007 at some point.
A sound byte of someone saying “double O” might be worth looking into
@RevolverTheory the slap noise is classic 😂
Bet!@@RevolverTheory
The Rog In Us 2 got me hollerin fr lmao
Can't break throws. Can't juggle. Can't sidestep. Can't guard low. Can't use heat properly. Can't oki. Can't remember key character moves. Can't stop jab spamming.
But oh yeah Dale, keep telling us how good you are.
Wow that is alot of shi to remember
Wow he has a life and isn’t fat 😱
Max Dood remembers all of that and has a wife and child.
Dale remembers NONE of that, lives in Section 8 housing, and is forever alone.
@@X2Afilliated Sorry, what life would that be? The one where he's a card carrying lolcow who is banned from every fighting game event under the sun and got disowned by his family? Banned from TH-cam. Forever single. Piss bottle collection.
Yeah, sounds like an awesome life.
@@elvinmacospag6989 and he’s also skinny as hell with a gut and a fkin nerd 💀
14:48 heard that laugh? dale knows hes garbage. hes trying NOT to laugh at himself "i'll most likely lose" how pathetic is dale? thank u for another banger revolvertheory!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's a reason he doesn't play on the pro circuit anymore 😂
Paid for cringe Agent vs Dale collab ends 44:18
Thanks. Dude is so loud.
I thought it was speed's loud ass
4:22 anyone know how Dale came to the conclusion that the King player was mashing?
Because he lost
@ 4:38 Damn...lil bro really got Cesaro swinged!! 😂😂😂😂
People usually block and punish. This dude is punished then block.
How do you "spam" Heat if it's only once per round? 😭
Precisely
He means like pressing heat after he activated it.
That ranked Lars WHOOPED THAT ASS, GOD HAVE MERCEEEEH!!!
20:00
How is berating and banning someone for not being a subscriber, not against Twitch tos?? 🤨
Dale. Feng dropped in 2004. You was 20 years old.
So I was younger than him when Feng dropped? Damn! I was only 12
Never miss a Revolver Theory Showcase 😅
That's what's up lol
6:30 is some good rage 😊
0:23 How does dale not know how to tech recover
6:21
Reminder: Dale Wilson from Lancaster California is 39 years old. Is this how an old head should behave? I honestly don’t think so…. Seems VERY childish and a little cringe to be yelling in a room alone at 3am or later, e-begging and renting the same apartment for the last 8+ years…. Yikes. Could never be me bruh.
“Bruh”
“Breh”
“Bruh”
“Breh”
“Bruh”
Bruh, Breh, Bloop!
Your probably fat and broke kid
For the love of fang came out in tekken 5 which came out in 2004 so dale saying he was kid is him lying because he be 18 or 19 at the time of tekken 5 being released always make up lies about his age and it’s a easy search to find out he’s lying
Yo calm down bro😂
13:50 Batista - give me what I want..."Player Blocked"...Dam!! Lmao
I love how he complains about everybody using the in-game mechanics while he uses it himself!! Lool
26:30 - 44:20
Dale actually talking and playing with a regular person was such a nice breath of fresh air. I'd watch him if he was like this more tbh.
Only problem was I think it was a White Knight
@@klawthechocobo158agent is an actual successful multimillionaire steamer
@@klawthechocobo158 Even if it was. They both sounded like they genuinely had fun, and that's all I want to hear from dale.
I was just think he should only play with people he knows and irl. Bc vs random he can’t give ppl they’re props and he bring himself down bc he’s losing vs ppl he expects he is better than. He dosent use online to improve or have fun.
6:43 RKO out of nowhere!
This man Dale will hide his screen just to RQ like don't know/hear what's going on. Bro put your humiliation on display bro bro we like it that way 😂
Kabooty warriors nah I'm dead as hell 😂
Yeah…I had to do a double take with the Thumbnail!
Rt did asuka dirty as hell 😨, but its still funny though
@@kyokugenryudisciple9349 Shit racist ASF 💀💀
That Ron Simmons clip was priceless. 😂😂
At this point, i think your boy is obsessed with the sound of his own voice!!
How you play against king and be surprised when he grabs you... make it make sense
Dude the edits are soo on point 13:41-13:57 lol OMG 😂
"I've been playing Feng since I was a kid." Age retconning; Simpsons style. 😄
He's so scared of growing old, it's pathetic.
One of my favorite e-begging tactics from uncle Dale the lolcow, is when he gifts himself subs then e-begs to the chat “if you want to help “him” out and reach the sub goal, yall gotta sub or gift candies” LOL 😂 🤣
It’s funny isn’t it? Then he has the nerve to ban people because they are only on a gifted sub. I’ve seen him do that to people fighting him in groups on smash for sure. Usually when they beat him. 😂
3:50 a kid,he was a senior in hs like me when feng debuted in t5
Man he got salty with that RKO hahaha
when that King hit that RKO at 6:31...ahh, the sweet sweet sound of ignorant rage on that scream from an opponent cheesing you out that well 😂
Ka-Booty Warrior Dale Wilson... that's crazy
Why the fuck is the only button he press the power crush
That Lars absolutely embarrassed him 👀
Does he sell season tickets to his Live?😂
Can’t believe I used to mod for this guy and got put in the first “covenant court” lmao
Lol
i knew he was a scrub when he complained about button mashing against a LEE AHHAHAAHH
6:21 is were the fun begins, that was beautiful 😂😂😂😂😂
I had no idea you could block other players until seeing this guy do it in this video😂
I hope the block list is only like 100 people long or less. He shouldn't get to abuse the block system the way he does.
Not sure how true this is but I saw someone say it just blocks their ability to message you and has nothing to do with matching.
9:23 That Lee was inspirational
12:38 Lee has been around since the first Tekken Dale
"This guys doing strings " in a fighting game? No way? 😂😂😂😂😂
These sound effects sprinkled in have me weak
Wish i could get perfects just randomly hitting buttons
the rog in us II is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
So...he only let's you challenge him again if you lose?
BANNED FOR SAYING RKO....LOL
My head started to hurt I laughed so hard 🤣🤣
14:53 Damn he got absolutely touched by that Lars
Dale coming to accept his Balrog blood? Nah. Can't be possible.
Those Kings were inspirational
I was really hoping for a repeat of the ten hit combo.
bruh that king was throwing minus moves out like crazy and dale can't punish or take his turn back cause he has like literally no knowledge despite playing tekken for years lmoa
"ive been playing feng since I was a kid" Tekken 5 came out when he was 20 years old btw. 🎉🎉🎉
He seems to call every player in this game trash. If they're as bad as he claims, then why is he losing to them?
Oh he explains that pretty often. He says trash players make him play trash too.
why is he being so civil with that agent00 person
Simple...Clout.
I'm shocked ltg never said anything about the extra hits after the round😂😂
Will there be a hero who will pick up the mantle of Gigas and Negan Troll in this game? You can pick any character.
Wait till Roger comes out , I can hear the screams now 😂
I think Leroy trolls would have the same effect on him.
Well at the least, it looked like Agent & Kani were having fun :)
That lars fractured dales cognitive into a million little pieces.
Ah, there goes the sound. I had to restart the video 3 times to hear it.
🤦🏽♂️ lol
"iM nOt A rEpTiLiAn"
Press X to doubt
2:35 Why you duckin?
5:51
This is %1000 proof that Dale knows jack about FGs, King's elbow is a combo of buttons (Forwards 3+4 then 1) meaning that Dale is so stupid he thinks King's command run is his Heat Burst
Good read by that King player 9:06
Sensational!
"That's how people be acting"
You mean THAT'S HOW PEOPLE BEHAVE, you god damn Lancaster scholar.
49:44 - I hope Kani uses this as a wake up call. Dale using her inexperience to hate Tekken 8 and treating her like a sandbag is not okay
Am I mistaken or didn’t Lee literally come out in taken 4 with the code name violet
Nah, Lee debuted in Tekken 1. Only mainline game Lee wasn't in was 3
Dale's favorite combo is
Ps button (hold), options button, 3, 3.
Combo is so broken that it can literally stop your opponent from gaining ranked points.