Northernlion on the Road: Self-Driving Cars VS Jaywalkers Part 1/3

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  • @ClintonMatos
    @ClintonMatos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "Part 1 of 3"
    Almost three hours.
    Good lord.

    • @dylanroof5577
      @dylanroof5577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Truly the epic masterpiece of our time. Only rivalled by War and Peace.

    • @flareflareon
      @flareflareon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GoodEgor

    • @daybreakhascome
      @daybreakhascome 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good lord... and thank god.

    • @pasty609
      @pasty609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VoraciousSergal Imagine thinking the credibility of a book used in a joke is important

    • @andryduarte9164
      @andryduarte9164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daybreakhascome Good egor... and thank pog

  • @jocko9955
    @jocko9955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    NL: At my age, 25
    Totally forgot the egg hasn’t always been 30+ years old

    • @ashlynnanderson1744
      @ashlynnanderson1744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It double trips me out because I'm getting pretty close to 25 myself

    • @paulweddingbox7148
      @paulweddingbox7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woah

    • @PapaBadDadcumsuckgod
      @PapaBadDadcumsuckgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RTR Jocko hearing him swear catches me off guard everytime

    • @BIDZ180
      @BIDZ180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PapaBadDadcumsuckgod Me too, which is hilarious, because I listened to him swearing for years.

    • @simonw560
      @simonw560 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Otoh, he has always been about 35 years old.

  • @oo4667
    @oo4667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    broke: joseph anderson's witcher critique
    woke: northernlion self-driving cars vs jaywalkers

    • @humanaku9135
      @humanaku9135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      holy fuck this is too accurate

    • @dud3inator
      @dud3inator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Bespoke: Watching both concurrently.

    • @J33zas
      @J33zas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HOW DOES HE KNOW!!!

    • @Leotheleprachaun
      @Leotheleprachaun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahh, Joseph, "Soma is not a horror game, and subjectivity is implied" Anderson.
      Has he made anything decent in the padt 3 years?

    • @intermonkey88
      @intermonkey88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Leotheleprachaun if you like the kinda stuff he has always done then he’s put out some great and interesting stuff. If you don’t like him (and it sounds like you don’t really) then maybe don’t bother.

  • @KonanTheKup
    @KonanTheKup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    18:20
    THE ULTIMATE FORESHADOWING

    • @shanksy0
      @shanksy0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      its just how far the backlog is

    • @Hellbingo
      @Hellbingo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nick is a timelord

  • @FruitSockersInc
    @FruitSockersInc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Seeing that 1/3 and 3 hours makes me cry a little can’t wait to see the full scale of this project!

    • @minmatenx
      @minmatenx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truly appreciate all the work everyone put in so I can sit here on my toilet avoiding real responsibility

  • @adamcrook4611
    @adamcrook4611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This gaslights me so hard cause Ryan's take just make 10000000000% sense to me.
    If the situation arises that means you or a jaywalker has to die, and the situation is made because the jaywalkers decision to jaywalk, it absolutely falls on them

    • @theduckularpeanuts
      @theduckularpeanuts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree with you 100%

    • @gaugea
      @gaugea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i agree with this not because I think “jaywalkers deserve to die”, but because any alternative seems random or nonsensical

    • @khjgl6574
      @khjgl6574 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Often drunk drivers live through fatal crashes for the sober driver because their body is loose and relaxed. Jaywalkers? They can be brought to justice.

  • @micalishis
    @micalishis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My interpretation of Ryan's jaywalker argument is that Rob is saying "Jaywalking shouldn't be a death sentence" whereas Ryan is saying "having less value in society shouldn't be a death sentence, and thus jaywalking is all that's left to go off of and they caused the problem to begin with".
    And honestly, I agree with Ryan 100% on this.

  • @andrewli3649
    @andrewli3649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    18:26 has aged wonderfully. Bless nek

  • @psyjinx
    @psyjinx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The idea that self driving cars for NASCAR could create a TAS for that category of driving is pretty sweet lmao

  • @aeteno703
    @aeteno703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    good lord man, big props for the effort.
    hope you’ve been staying safe brother, you are a gift (as are the other NLSS/NL editors, in case you guys are reading this)

  • @MrDani695
    @MrDani695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    It's exactly what I didn't know I needed!

  • @JxqGames
    @JxqGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The moment Rob put his take in the ring was the moment this blew wide open

  • @Charsept
    @Charsept 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:10:51 Oh you sweet summer child, if you only knew
    2:13:28 **laugh cries in 2020**

  • @fernsbaronia1998
    @fernsbaronia1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    29:42 "Getting snowed in like edward" I miss nick.

  • @doc2502
    @doc2502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dude Egor, entire videos on a topic throughout the years is a new golden age, i love this

  • @TwistedAttitudes
    @TwistedAttitudes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was aware that it had been a ... Recurring talking point regarding self-driving cars vs jaywalkers.
    I was not, however, aware that it had been 5+ hours worth of Self-driving vs Jaywalkers

  • @squeedles_1943
    @squeedles_1943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Everybody: Quarantine to _stop the problem_
    People who want to end them *early* :
    50:37

  • @PapaBadDadcumsuckgod
    @PapaBadDadcumsuckgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Jaywalkers should accept all responsibility for the danger they take by crossing illegally

  • @irurwurst
    @irurwurst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    gonna be honest: this is my favorite nl highlight content. sometimes there's a real gem like bully, but mostly for gamey game stuff i prefer to just watch the series. i salute u

  • @ThatGuy-hk6gk
    @ThatGuy-hk6gk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All of these old audio setups are breaking my brain. I love it.

  • @FLFL-Cookays
    @FLFL-Cookays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    18:30 they knew monkaS

  • @BIDZ180
    @BIDZ180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    23:45 LUL, hearing Rob not care about politics. How things have changed.

    • @MashieMutt
      @MashieMutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is Rob a politician now?

    • @BIDZ180
      @BIDZ180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MashieMutt Just very vocal about politics now. Did a lot of work campaigning for Bernie in the last several months.

    • @MashieMutt
      @MashieMutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@BIDZ180 Oh I didn't know, it makes sense though, as far as I'm aware pretty much every member of the NLSS has been vocally liberal.

    • @Leotheleprachaun
      @Leotheleprachaun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh god....he's a burner.....rip him having his own thoughts.

    • @BIDZ180
      @BIDZ180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Leotheleprachaun Have whatever political stance you want, but just recognize that your comment makes you sound 14. Rob is actively engaged in democracy in the hopes of improving his country.

  • @omyyer
    @omyyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ideal car? A great a-steering wheel that doesn't WHIFF out the window while I driving.

  • @DetonatingDonut
    @DetonatingDonut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Glad to see the Fiesta on that flowchart

  • @cordeliafrey9950
    @cordeliafrey9950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:20 NL said trans rights my day is made

  • @samcates5308
    @samcates5308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wow I totally forgot Rob had a potato mic for the longest time, he sounds glorious now

  • @teunvogels8752
    @teunvogels8752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Egor, thank you for this amazing free content that takes absolute ages to make!

  • @Arty-Maus
    @Arty-Maus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    NL throwing out "Trans Rights" and unambiguously stating his agreement was honestly a welcome surprise

  • @flamingcroww
    @flamingcroww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best egor once again supplies us with a fruitful bounty.

  • @Fluicor
    @Fluicor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    fuck,that first rant,as soon as it started it came back to me when I first heard it so long ago,I almost teared up.

  • @zeemod1556
    @zeemod1556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No one man could have all that jaywalk

  • @Exiodius
    @Exiodius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you know its a great day of quarantine when you see a goodegor video in the sub box

  • @duchypuchy
    @duchypuchy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow. Now I know to what I'm falling asleep this week. Thanks, Egor!

  • @garrettremaley6737
    @garrettremaley6737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This wasn't my plan for the day but now it is.
    You're my god Egor

  • @ShokkuZaMonki
    @ShokkuZaMonki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:24 This man was saying Trans Rights back in 2014, nice.

  • @mod3no
    @mod3no 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The world: Well it's the year 2057, you must drive a self driving car or no car at all.
    Me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!

  • @DominicMcCool
    @DominicMcCool 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only time I've ever gotten into an accident while driving I was distracted while talking to my passenger about how awesome self-driving cars are going to be.

  • @thatpedanticcommenter5847
    @thatpedanticcommenter5847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "We live in a -cold world- *society* ." - NL, 2016

  • @itsschriss1205
    @itsschriss1205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is insane. Thank you GoodEgor!

  • @TheNetherlandDwarf
    @TheNetherlandDwarf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    imagine coming from a country where jaywalking is a concept

    • @Leotheleprachaun
      @Leotheleprachaun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So 99% of 1st world countries? Imagine living in a shithole country where jaywalking ISN'T a thing

    • @TheNetherlandDwarf
      @TheNetherlandDwarf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not even a term in the majority of "1st world countries", let alone part of the law. It was a concept coined by the American motor industry in the 20s and it staggers me people are still willing to go out and call the rest of the world "3rd world" because their systems put less lives at risk (for example: UK where there are no jaywalking laws had 0.736 per 100,000 inhabitants in 2011 compared to 1.422 per 100,000 in the USA). In fact, the most famous case of a country outside of America instituting jaywalking laws was China recently, a "2nd world country" by your own language.

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Leotheleprachaun So imagine being 90%+ of the world population?

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Leotheleprachaun Also, the US doesn't use the metric system so being a 1st world country isn't neccesarily the the reason of what systems are used

    • @Leotheleprachaun
      @Leotheleprachaun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheNetherlandDwarf riddlemethis....why are there crosswalks in Japan? Why are there lollypop-men in the U.K.? If jaywalking isn't a thing, why have those? Why have stoplights with "cross/don't cross" lights on them at intersections?

  • @Bree12am
    @Bree12am 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Woah, this an incredible undertaking. Thank you for your work 🤩

    • @Bree12am
      @Bree12am 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2:06:18 nice mouse btw

  • @DagothBob
    @DagothBob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    55:05
    "Everyone throws bricks in wood chippers in New York" - Chat

  • @AdrianVM19
    @AdrianVM19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:26 Aw, he had no idea back then´
    19:30 getting some big I Think You Should Leave vibes from this lmao

  • @FunnyMuslim
    @FunnyMuslim 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm ready for this, thank you for blessing us during this lockdown period

  • @natewardle
    @natewardle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy shit, man, I wasn't actually expecting it. Nice!

  • @louieberg2942
    @louieberg2942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As someone with an Ethics master's degree, there were some very entertaining things as well as some frustrating things from my perspective as an ethics teacher. Few things are more exasperating than a student who tries the utmost to avoid the dilemma by throwing up practical and other constraints. Some students keep at it, even if you spell out exactly which moral underbelly stuff you're trying to get at and have them concretise and reflect upon.

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The whole problem was that they didn't know if it was an ethic dilema or a discussion about how the cars should act. I was with Nick at the beggining in saying "things aren't in a vaccum, we should analise further" but then it actually turned into a full moral and ethics thing, but it's supposed to be a comedy show, and that makes it so they can't go too deep, and that every time they realise what they're doing they stop

  • @lordofnope
    @lordofnope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The only thing i remember is OOGA BOOGA

  • @micalishis
    @micalishis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like when Rob pictures jaywalkers he's imagining them safely jaywalking with no risk, but in the scenario they're jaywalking in front of a moving car that would have to slam on their brakes or swerve to avoid hitting them.
    The jaywalkers in the example are textbook examples of putting others/themselves in danger, and thus I feel like Ryan has the clear answer in that they should be the ones to die if someone has to.

  • @linkjokerfanboy9258
    @linkjokerfanboy9258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "think of the baby"
    If only he knew

  • @mrmanwithchocolate
    @mrmanwithchocolate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    46:40 Nek: So they're all criminals?
    Chat: KILL EM ALL

  • @DudokX
    @DudokX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You absolute madman! Great work as always!

  • @spinningredchair8092
    @spinningredchair8092 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit lets go you madman part 1/3 and its almost 3 hours

  • @Burningpaladin1
    @Burningpaladin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey amazing work! Out of curiosity how do you figure out which videos contain the content you need?

    • @GoodGoga
      @GoodGoga  4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Transcripts are the work of TwoAndAHalfScums, you can find them over the small "NLSS Transcripts" link on his docket database.

  • @queenofsprinkles
    @queenofsprinkles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Part one of THREE?1? Fuck. I'm sorry Good Egor. I pay for these videos to be made, so I feel like this is partly my fault.
    2:12:57 Oh my. He had no idea how wrong he would be.

  • @luissolis3742
    @luissolis3742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lord, i was just about to sleep

  • @capital_tm
    @capital_tm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the absolute madman, he's doing it

  • @danglerfish4175
    @danglerfish4175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you GoodEgor, I owe you my life

  • @ZlyLudekPL
    @ZlyLudekPL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That guy in 58:18 saying "Dogs and children should always die" xD

  • @CountCristo
    @CountCristo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1/3 holy shit it’s a masterpiece

  • @patrick47633
    @patrick47633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the avengers endgame of northenlion bits

  • @jeremybossom4824
    @jeremybossom4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay, but you need to prep the videos of NL talking about kids, then hold them until the day Luna is born.

  • @hikane8869
    @hikane8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh My Goodness. There's Actual NLSS Transcripts.... i Thought i was the only one that wanted those. this Community is Fucking weird and i love it

  • @zapranoth
    @zapranoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HAHA holy shit NL talking about the 2016 election is so fucking good. "we will all go back to being good to eachother after this election. LMFAO k"

  • @Smeeeeeghead
    @Smeeeeeghead 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Time to listen to this on my 3 hour drive in my Tesla, I hope there are no Jaywalkers around.

  • @TobeyFairre7861
    @TobeyFairre7861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So eating someone's face and heart, fifteen years. But stealing some grapes, fucking consecutive life sentences? My fucking word...

  • @OvPdTurtle
    @OvPdTurtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Throughout all this time has NL never learned that there aren't cross walks in most places

  • @IkEisawesome7
    @IkEisawesome7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    that's good eats
    18:26 Nek is always 500 steps ahead

  • @ais4185
    @ais4185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Part 1: watched.
    Time for part 2, baby!
    Also, crossing the street when you're not supposed to while not jaywalking is worse than jaywalking. Jaywalking, as long as it means you're crossing further away from the cars, is perfectly fine.
    TRY AND HIT ME WITH YOUR SELF-DRIVING CAR IF YOU CAN! :D

  • @vouuov
    @vouuov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    NL said trans rights

    • @Explodingfruitcake
      @Explodingfruitcake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      NL said trans rights in *2014!?* We have decided to stan forever.

    • @CS0723
      @CS0723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Explodingfruitcake you guys know that Stan killed his pregnant girlfriend right?

    • @gakulon
      @gakulon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Explodingfruitcake We stan a man who validates and supports our existence

  • @dumaridumah2185
    @dumaridumah2185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time I see 'no Twitch memes in chat' it reminds me of better times.

  • @Harman488
    @Harman488 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ryan "not that there's anything wrong with that" Letourneau

  • @lilacdragon17329
    @lilacdragon17329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God-tier thumbnail, almost as good as Eggfather's ones 👍

  • @Pattonator14
    @Pattonator14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Having never seen the original vod and only hearing the memes this was eye opening. Ryan has been gaslit so hard for his objectively correct take on jaywalkers deserving to die if their action forces someone to do so.
    Also Rob is spouting nonsense with the "they could be Albert Einstein though" take. Since you have no way to know, the assumption is that both parties are completely average people. The only information you have is that one is breaking the law in a dangerous way and the other isn't, which means one is a worse than average person while the other isn't. Therefore on average you're killing the worse person anyway by killing the jaywalker. Also why does being super smart or great at sports warrant you a greater right to life than a shelf stacker? Like why is it relevant that they're Einstein?

    • @FallingofHeroes
      @FallingofHeroes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's relevant because Einstein has a lot more to offer to a society than a shelf stacker. Or do you beg to differ?
      I dont think that that warrant you a greater right to life, but most people live in a society and so they tend to weigh others right to life through the lens of the society that they are currently in. Truly, we live in a society it seems.

    • @Pattonator14
      @Pattonator14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FallingofHeroes I don't disagree about them contributing more to society but it was brought up in the context of that granting a greater right to life, which I don't stand by. I don't think that should affect any part of the decision

  • @AthosJosue
    @AthosJosue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3 F-ing hours and it's just part 1? Yike brother.

  • @SuperSymn
    @SuperSymn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I forgot how old Ryan sounded like

  • @test4O4
    @test4O4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing Video! I hardly have the time for a nlss stream

  • @Aether_GM
    @Aether_GM 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That "ooga booga" nearly killed me

  • @dnceleets
    @dnceleets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    41:25 let's hope this isn't foreshadowing

  • @thevelvetknight
    @thevelvetknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    damn I miss Nick on the NLSS

  • @squeedles_1943
    @squeedles_1943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss the old NLSS

  • @Jonesy781
    @Jonesy781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Egor thank you so much for the entertainment in these boring times. how many hours of content total did you watch during the research period?

  • @lagspike7763
    @lagspike7763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    omfg this is the fucking UCH omegacutte all over again

  • @daybreakhascome
    @daybreakhascome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've literally pogging out of my fucking eyes

  • @yaaayeetus
    @yaaayeetus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    id die to see northernlion (and nick) on limp bizkit supercut

  • @anthonyramirez1872
    @anthonyramirez1872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He's done it!

  • @styrofoamcow6996
    @styrofoamcow6996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The y2k bit is funny lol

  • @isaacfeldmann2827
    @isaacfeldmann2827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok! Spaghetti spin off 1:11:03 where they only serve people

  • @IkEisawesome7
    @IkEisawesome7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:14:00 Atelopus has my EXACT feelings on the matter

  • @fernsbaronia1998
    @fernsbaronia1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some of the clips in this video could also be included in the rob's digletts video

  • @FatControllerOfficial
    @FatControllerOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Egor the God

  • @HuragokSlayer
    @HuragokSlayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A self-driving car should prioritize the safety of its own passengers, because that's what any human driver would do.

    • @Creamy_Shartz
      @Creamy_Shartz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HuragokSlayer precisely why it needs a balance of empathetic self driving cars looking out for the good ol pedestrian

  • @test4O4
    @test4O4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THE GRAPH

  • @irurwurst
    @irurwurst 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol at nl thinking that things would calm down after 2016.

  • @capital_tm
    @capital_tm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Sampling is worse than Jaywalking" *laughs in 2020*

  • @Sensanty
    @Sensanty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:26 THE PROPHECY

  • @fadeproof777
    @fadeproof777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "think of the baby" hahaha

  • @manq
    @manq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for your service

  • @TastesLikePanda
    @TastesLikePanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    9 hours of top quality content coming right up! Actually pogged out of my mind by this.

  • @alex9x9
    @alex9x9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are a golden god!

  • @MashieMutt
    @MashieMutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's incredible how angry people get at Nick and say how preachy he is despite him not preaching more than any of the others.