Reminds me of barrel melting day when end of year rolls around and there's excess munitions. Budgets are based on yearly usage, so if you don't use it, you lose it. If they give a base $2mil in ammunition, they're gonna use $2mil in ammunition.
That's what I said!! My crew gunners carried extra barrels but rarely needed until 7 mags up...."or drum, 210 rounds standard"... but still good after anyhow.... this dude was about to find out what play dough 249 is
doing exactly what an lmg is supposed to do, putting fire down range to supress. he's not going to be picking people off from 300 metres with an iron-sight ed saw now is he
That's live ammo. If they're training, there's some kind of target there. If this is combat, there's a target. Just because WE can't see it, don't assume it's not there.
Captain: Private remember that shit you did in highschool on call of dutty !!!!Private: Yes sir randomly shot at the screen ???! Captain: Yes !!!! Let it rip Private: Hoooooohaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!
Ww1: the enemies are in the trench? Gas the trench Ww2: the enemies are in the buildings? Then remove the buildings Vietnam: the enemies are in the trees? Then remove the trees Modern US wars: the enemies are over there? Then remove the "over there"
@@endi6000 "People just down understand HOW FUN the amount of damage you make to your gun IS when you take it to extreme temperature." Fixed that for you. LOL
اقرأوا دعاء العهد والفرج لا إلٰه إلّا اللّٰه محمد رسول اللّٰه علي ولي اللّٰه اللهم صلِّ على محمد وآل محمد وعجل فرجهم و ارحمنا بهم 🤍 💚 عن أبي عبد الله عليه السلام قال من قال أربع مرات إذا أصبح - الحمد لله رب العالمين فقد أدى شكر يومه ومن قالها إذا أمسى فقد أدى شكر ليلته. عن أبي عبد الله عليه السلام قال: من قال في كل يوم سبع مرات: الحمد لله على كل نعمة كانت أو هي كائنة، فقد أدى شكر ما مضى وشكر ما بقي (4). لغفران الذنوب قولوا استغفر اللّٰه الذي لا إلٰه إلّا هو الحي القيوم و اتوب اليه 3 مرات يا أبا الفضل العباس يا قمر بني هاشم يا ناصر الحسين يا أخا الحسين قولوها لقضاء الحوائج 🤍💚 313 اللهم العن اول ظالم ظلم حق محمد وآل محمد و الثاني والثالث والرابع و آخر تابع لهم إلى يوم الدين اللهم صلِّ على محمد وآل محمد وعجل فرجهم و ارحمنا بهم اللهم صلِّ على محمد وآل محمد وعجل فرجهم و ارحمنا بهم عند الإنتهاء من الدعاء قولوا ما شاء اللّٰه لا حول ولا قوة إلّا باللّٰه ليستجاب الدعاء إن شاء اللّٰهُ تعالى،،، اقرأوا القرآن واحاديث أهل البيت عليهم الصلاة والسلام، اندبوا الحسين ليلاً و نهاراً بقول وا حسيناه و قول يا حسين يا سيدي و مولاي يا أبا عبد اللّٰه الحُسين، رددوا دائماً يا إمام الزمان 3 مرات. Be shiite Muslim and your life will improve 🤍💚 don't listen to songs and music Read Qur'an and pray to ALLAH Read Al-ahad Duaa and Al-faraj Duaa Stop war and kill the human The so-called State of Israel kills children, women, and innocent people and takes everything from them, and we have evidence
They do that from soldiers that got it in combat because technically your suppose to have ear plugs in. Like if the T heads start shooting hold up I’m coming! Let me get my ear plugs real quick
@@colelitteral8369 exactly lol. Solid reason i believe everyone that owns a firearm should at the very least practice without hearing protection a few shots, just once to understand how loud it actually is; not gonna have your ear protection anywhere nearby in a real life emergency
M240b was my favorite weapon in the army. I only got to shoot it once for like 20 rounds while in basic training lol. I can imagine the stress relief he got from dumping that many rounds at once!
You do realize we use tactics that require flawless timing and quick communication in order to execute without commiting fratricide. If we are providing support by fire on a building, our objective is to suppress the enemy and then we have to carefully listen for the "shift fire command" so we can stop shooting at that building when the soldiers go in. Being a machine gunner is hard but being an assistant gunner is even more difficult
@Blakethornton66. You would be surprised. I was on the range hanging back as our support company was using our 240 Limas to qualify. In the midst of a conversation with a few buddies, I noticed I didn't hear a pause in the sequences of firing. When I looked at the firing line, 2 barrels were colored like the surface of the sun. I was a SPC at that time so I had an e6 deal with it. Th barrels were warped and required a lot of shop work but I honestly think they made new barrels for them.
Please... Let me serve... Let me fight.. I have an overactive thyroid condition.. And they won't let me fight because of it.. Please.. Let me fight for this great nation.. Let me fight for the brothers around me.. Let me fight!!
@@rays7199dw that’s nothing compared to anything else the us military spends, he shot like a few hundred bucks worth of ammo, that is NOTHING compared to literally anything else in the military.
@@oliverbaronick4269 it's actually a quote(not verbatim) by a real marine named Chesty Puller who was surrounded 29:1 by Korean forces and was quoted as saying "we're surrounded, that simplifies the problem". Edit: Said German but it's Korean forces. My bad
I was once in the there as a private remember it like it was yesterday and Platoon Sarget yelling! "Private what are you gonna do wait for them to ask you to dinner" 😂😂😂
Fun fact: In the old times you would want to shoot as much ammo as you could, because if you came back with ammo, this meant they are giving you too much, and they will give you less ammo next time.
Meanwhile stateside errbody broke AF, what little is available most can’t afford and the rest of us still tryin to figure out WTF he’s blastin at anyway🤷🏻♂️?!
@@imnotcarbin9899 mostly because we have a socialism pay system and they don't really give a fuck because they get paid regardless if they help us or not
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“Private! You see that direction?”
“Yes Sir”
“I don’t like it”
“Okay Sir”
@@llovessosa4878 just give sth reckless a technical name, it’ll sound intelligent
😂😂😂
#y h#kru
LMAO
@@o.g.dominusiiilllpplk
"See that dust in the distance?"
"yes sir"
"make more"
"yes sir"
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣😭
Make more? 💀💀😭
Bro just fired off everything I paid in taxes for the last 5 years
More like $20 of those taxes lmao, clown things he got uranium rounds or some shi 😂
@@sebastianiturrino6582Maybe he's unemployed and pays almost no taxes
@@Arkham-kq9uf I didn't think of that angle. You're honestly probably right, if he passed second grade he would be able to do the basic math
@@sebastianiturrino6582good one Sebastian !
😂😂😂😂
“What needs to be destroyed, sir?”
“Tax dollars, soldier.”
😂😂😂GOATED under rated AF, done, but not LIKE THIIISSSS😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
Former soldier here. That made me laugh.
Reminds me of barrel melting day when end of year rolls around and there's excess munitions. Budgets are based on yearly usage, so if you don't use it, you lose it. If they give a base $2mil in ammunition, they're gonna use $2mil in ammunition.
"Enemies over in that direction!"
"Copy, removing that direction."
😂😂😂😂😂
Best comment
Which enemies? The innocent civilians or the fighters in whose country u r invading?
@@onamission6634 how bout you shut the fuck up about shit you have no clue about
@@onamission6634 stay mad lmao if you dont like it change it
"The Department of Veterans Affairs has determined that your hearing loss is not service related."
WHAT!!?
Lmao
Ain't that the shit. Damn it uncle sam! speak up. 🙉
😂😂😂
I was happy during the hearing loss
" Private take out those enemy clouds!"
" Yes sir "
Lol
Hoorah sir
A qué le tira, ni puso blanco
Jajaja, desperdicio
"Private, do you see any dead bodies in that area?!"
"Yes sir!"
"I think there's not enough of them."
"Yes sir"
"NO WAIT THEY'RE CHILDREN"
ratatata
"3 - 5 second bursts? Nah, I'll pass. I'm bout to melt this barrel!"
All i thought as it kept forong was, chill bro dont warp thw barrel
tons of short burts on a belt fed usually makes them jam up on the links.
That was my first thought. You can get away with some pray and spray for the first 15 secs or so.
That's what I said!! My crew gunners carried extra barrels but rarely needed until 7 mags up...."or drum, 210 rounds standard"... but still good after anyhow.... this dude was about to find out what play dough 249 is
@@TrueHelpTV yep.
"Sir, engage."
"Engage what target?"
"Yes."
doing exactly what an lmg is supposed to do, putting fire down range to supress. he's not going to be picking people off from 300 metres with an iron-sight ed saw now is he
HURAH godam it
Haha funny😂
@@elslappo6603300m isnt that far for some environments. Previously service members were trained to shoot further than that with open sights
@@mcfly8621 qlqq
Bro used all my tax dollars💀
Unoriginal comment
@@yeetusfeetus3059factual
@@yeetusfeetus3059very original , in fact ; the first thing that comes to mind seeing that vulgar display of power.
Bro didn’t hit anything but dirt 😂 lmao
Its called supressive fire to support other troops that are trying to advance or retreat.
Bro doesn't understand what covering fire is 😂
That's live ammo. If they're training, there's some kind of target there. If this is combat, there's a target. Just because WE can't see it, don't assume it's not there.
"soldier, you see that guy"
"No sir"
"Shoot it"
😂
Хахахахахаххахах блять угар
🤣
Im de a d😂
This comment is by far the funniest of all. I'm dead
“ that cactus is suspicious, I think it has a cell phone and oil.”
"You had me at oil sarnt, full send"
Don't forget that opium!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
See that cloud? It kinda looks like Nacy Pelosi. Make it look different.
Lets not have a repeat of iraq 😳
The most impressive part is that it didn't jam once
"It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds"
This is the epitome of "we need to go through this ammo today or we won't get as much for training in the future.
Spendex
Use it or lose it, baby!
@@LongCaster_ yessir!
As a future taxpayer, I don't agree.
@@chickenmann9934 as a current taxpayer, we don't care
"Private! See that hill?"
"Yes Sir"
"I dont want to!"
"Yes Sir!"
😂
stolen
@@eggothewaffle5740 buddy i posted this 3 months ago
@@seth_.809the other guy posted his 7 months ago soooooo😂😂
@josiahhanniford1786 the comment which is a direct copy of mine doesnt come up after 5 minutes of scrolling, stop being a troll and just get a life xD
For those who are confused this is a professional airsoft tournament.
'I eat bullets for breakfast' said the sand, silently.
“The enemy is somewhere over there”
Gunner “not anymore”
Not with that skill, youd get fucking grilled in the usmc for pulling this shit. Dude will only be doing this once as he’s gotta clean that after…
The enemy is now all over there, rest in pieces!
Nah he still there
okqjjqjqq
😒 wtf?
"look at all this ammo, soldier. Use it or lose it."
"Sir, yes Sir."
Best comment
*walks into armory* 'ammo day?' "Yup, minigun?" 'Got one right here, save me a case' *bbbbrrrrrrrrr*
Not sure why but I heard the "Sir, yes Sir" in Master Chief's voice, lol.
@@MrBayeasy lol one of the greatest game franchises ever to exist. It's so easy to pull references from.
@@MrBayeasy you play too much Halo
Thank you for your service 🫡
Captain: Private remember that shit you did in highschool on call of dutty !!!!Private: Yes sir randomly shot at the screen ???! Captain: Yes !!!! Let it rip Private: Hoooooohaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!
“What’re you shooting”
“Rounds son, rounds”
This made my day.
Underrated comment
Legendary comment😂
i read this in a Dave Chappelle accent and it was totally worth it.
Uh no. That’s his blue haired lesbian mother shooting. White straight males need not apply anymore
Ww1: the enemies are in the trench? Gas the trench
Ww2: the enemies are in the buildings? Then remove the buildings
Vietnam: the enemies are in the trees? Then remove the trees
Modern US wars: the enemies are over there? Then remove the "over there"
😂😂
Pure gold 😂😂😂😂😂
And we won’t come back till it’s over over there
Yep
WW5 : Press the Buton
“Soldier, you see that land of sand?”
“Yes sir!”
“I don’t like sand!”
“Yes sir!”
Damn, you copied a whole comment for likes. That’s how uncreative you’re. Your parents must be proud of you
I couldn't have predicted that the gaming industry would develop this much, it looks like a very realistic game
"Y'know, Im just not really feeling it today"
*proceeds to melt barrel*
People just don't understand the amount of damage you make to your gun when you take it to extreme temperature
@@endi6000 "People just down understand HOW FUN the amount of damage you make to your gun IS when you take it to extreme temperature."
Fixed that for you. LOL
The taxpayer can always buy another, right?
Not everyone can afford to keep and arm bears, but we have the God given right to do so. -Muwah 😂
@@endi6000 I guess he figures the taxpayers paid for it.
"Private, see the gun's barrel?"
"Yes, sir!"
"I don't want to see it."
"Yes, sir!"
Love it
This is fukin copied
daamn
Private you see that comment from 6 months ago?
Yes sir.
Lets copy it and change some words
sound same my dish washer😂
Thank you for your service my dad fought in Iraq and I know how to respect this more than you
"Lay down fire!"
"Don't you mean suppression fire, sarge?"
"DID I FUCKING STUTTER, PRIVATE?"
"SIR, NO, SIR!"
Props to this lone soldier for fighting against an army of John Cena 👏
UNDERRATED COMMENT
😂😂😂....
😂😂😂😂😂😂
اقرأوا دعاء العهد والفرج
لا إلٰه إلّا اللّٰه محمد رسول اللّٰه علي ولي اللّٰه اللهم صلِّ على محمد وآل محمد وعجل فرجهم و ارحمنا بهم 🤍 💚
عن أبي عبد الله عليه السلام قال من قال أربع مرات إذا أصبح - الحمد لله رب العالمين فقد أدى شكر يومه ومن قالها إذا أمسى فقد أدى شكر ليلته.
عن أبي عبد الله عليه السلام قال: من قال في كل يوم سبع مرات: الحمد لله على كل نعمة كانت أو هي كائنة، فقد أدى شكر ما مضى وشكر ما بقي (4).
لغفران الذنوب قولوا استغفر اللّٰه الذي لا إلٰه إلّا هو الحي القيوم و اتوب اليه 3 مرات
يا أبا الفضل العباس يا قمر بني هاشم يا ناصر الحسين يا أخا الحسين قولوها لقضاء الحوائج 🤍💚
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اللهم العن اول ظالم ظلم حق محمد وآل محمد و الثاني والثالث والرابع و آخر تابع لهم إلى يوم الدين
اللهم صلِّ على محمد وآل محمد وعجل فرجهم و ارحمنا بهم
اللهم صلِّ على محمد وآل محمد وعجل فرجهم و ارحمنا بهم عند الإنتهاء من الدعاء قولوا ما شاء اللّٰه لا حول ولا قوة إلّا باللّٰه ليستجاب الدعاء إن شاء اللّٰهُ تعالى،،، اقرأوا القرآن واحاديث أهل البيت عليهم الصلاة والسلام، اندبوا الحسين ليلاً و نهاراً بقول وا حسيناه و قول يا حسين يا سيدي و مولاي يا أبا عبد اللّٰه الحُسين، رددوا دائماً يا إمام الزمان 3 مرات. Be shiite Muslim and your life will improve 🤍💚 don't listen to songs and music
Read Qur'an and pray to ALLAH
Read Al-ahad Duaa and Al-faraj Duaa
Stop war and kill the human
The so-called State of Israel kills children, women, and innocent people and takes everything from them, and we have evidence
You cant see them they must have used invisibility poshion
"Your hearing damage has been determined to be not service related"
This one hurts lol
They do that from soldiers that got it in combat because technically your suppose to have ear plugs in. Like if the T heads start shooting hold up I’m coming! Let me get my ear plugs real quick
@@colelitteral8369 exactly lol. Solid reason i believe everyone that owns a firearm should at the very least practice without hearing protection a few shots, just once to understand how loud it actually is; not gonna have your ear protection anywhere nearby in a real life emergency
😂
@@christianmurphy437 "Let's damage your hearing for practice."
Most sane and intelligent American.
M240b was my favorite weapon in the army. I only got to shoot it once for like 20 rounds while in basic training lol. I can imagine the stress relief he got from dumping that many rounds at once!
“It’s ok, we’ve got more for a reason….I didn’t like that barrel anyway!”
"What are we shooting at?"
"Yes"
Just friendly fire sir
There just shooting they have to gather as many rounds as possible to justify target pactice
"yes"😫😂🤣🤦🏿♂️😂😂😂😫😫
You do realize we use tactics that require flawless timing and quick communication in order to execute without commiting fratricide. If we are providing support by fire on a building, our objective is to suppress the enemy and then we have to carefully listen for the "shift fire command" so we can stop shooting at that building when the soldiers go in. Being a machine gunner is hard but being an assistant gunner is even more difficult
You’re not supposed to shoot specific targets lol
"Private its so quiet ..we need some noise"
"say no more sir"
No one:
Him making a short while being shot at😂
His "Mississippis" are longer than mine.
"Sir, I cant kill oxygen..."
"Nuh Uh"
"Uhh NUH UH PRIVATE!"
“The fuck do you mean *_NUH UH_* “
“Soldier wakes up and chooses to melt his machine gun barrel”
I don’t think barrels melt that easy on that weapon. Now the MG42s so fast it melted the barrels.
Right. The Army posted this? Whomever runs their account has probably never fired one. They cut the video before the angry NCO came down the line
@Blakethornton66. You would be surprised. I was on the range hanging back as our support company was using our 240 Limas to qualify. In the midst of a conversation with a few buddies, I noticed I didn't hear a pause in the sequences of firing. When I looked at the firing line, 2 barrels were colored like the surface of the sun. I was a SPC at that time so I had an e6 deal with it. Th barrels were warped and required a lot of shop work but I honestly think they made new barrels for them.
@@Bruv- DAMN
A fool has nothing to do.
“You see those clouds in the distance?”
“Yes sir why?”
“It lookin real sus”
Later that day the gunner was seen claiming he invented the M249.
“Join the army today and clean tanks, cause we sure as hell aren’t doing anything else right now”
Fr
pretty sure there are areas in Africa that are still combat zones.
@Naked Snake yeah but nobody's going there except probably special operations
Apparently you have no clue what you are talking about.
waiting to detect someone on the SONAR saying "woah, its oil..."
LT: Private see that direction over there
Private: Yes Sir!
LT: send it some freedom
Please... Let me serve...
Let me fight..
I have an overactive thyroid condition.. And they won't let me fight because of it.. Please.. Let me fight for this great nation.. Let me fight for the brothers around me..
Let me fight!!
Commander: “ENEMY SANDSTORM, TAKE IT OUT!!!”
Gunner: “SIR!!”
did someone said.... DARUDE?
Sandstorm: well I'm screwed
@@melissayoung4779 DARUDE?
@@Fosi94 23 year old hit techno song
@@dco1487 my man
“Are there any enemies in that direction?”
“No”
“Perfect”
😂
"Be dumb and wasteful as usual!"
"Yes sir!"
Soldier “I don’t pay for the ammo and barrel so it’s not my problem how much I use it”
“What are we shooting at?”
“I don’t know… But f*** everything in that general direction!”
@@pedosgotovegas yes American
@@VuLe-wi9kv doubt you'd care to step in the ring with our boys
@@pedosgotovegas Did you happen to pay anything in taxes towards the production of said ammo? If not, then why da phuk do u care?
Its called supressive fire. No normal human would stand up and shoot if there are 600 bullets flying over your head.
Absolutely the best comment
"Soldier I told you to do six to nine round bursts, not sixty nine round burst."
lmao
WTF, I counted it and it's actually *EXACTLY* 69 shots on the first burst!
This is exactly what my Drill Sergeant said to me, at Ft. Sill, in 1995! It sounded like "69 round bursts".
Imagine if he shot
*90 ROUNDS*
A burst,in a extended mag.
Nice
Nah the gun shots perfectly synchronized with the background song
This is Literly the coolest thing I have ever seen
"Private!"
"Yes Sir"
"I can still hear my own voice, Private?!"
"Oh, okay Sir"
What is this idiot shooting at ??
US tax dollars
@@rays7199dw that’s nothing compared to anything else the us military spends, he shot like a few hundred bucks worth of ammo, that is NOTHING compared to literally anything else in the military.
Sargent: Hey private! I don’t like that rock!
Private: yes sir.
This isn't military simulator buddy
Sergeants, sirs. Officers. Enlisted. Same shit, eh?
Yes Sargeant! You mean
@@tankapples he means "moving sergeant"
@@tankapples Sergeant*
"Private, you see those guys over there?"
"No sir"
"Give em hell"
Sounds like a engine that’s about to run out of gas
"OK private, you see all 300lbs of these rounds?"
"Yes sir!"
"Move 'em downrange as fast as you possibly can, I don't care how."
"Understood sir!"
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what's going on down here
Que gracioso mira como me río 😴😴😴
Soldier what are you shooting at? “That way” 😂
😅 I laughed way harder than I should
It's a show of force, not meant to hit anything lol
@@helloproxy yeah yeah I was in the military too. I get it. Just funny as hell 😂
" Where's Your Target? "
"Everywhere "
Tours fired 18,297
Targets hit 0
"You see the enemies there?"
"No sir"
"Spray the bullet then"
*Shoot aggressively!*
Or wait and get sniped and go to heaven
🤣🤣🤣🤣💨
🤣🤣🤣
"Sir we're surrounded"
"Excellent! Now we can fire in any direction."
That got to be a red vs blue quote 😂
@@oliverbaronick4269 it's actually a quote(not verbatim) by a real marine named Chesty Puller who was surrounded 29:1 by Korean forces and was quoted as saying "we're surrounded, that simplifies the problem".
Edit: Said German but it's Korean forces. My bad
😂😂
Seria engraçado se não fosse trágico kkkk
@@maxrequisite l0PP0oOlzOzzpA oOLAlllpplqAll
He didn't wake up, he never went to sleep
Freedom seed speed tests gotta love it 🤣😂🤣😂
Sgt: "what are you shooting at?"
Private: "everything in that direction"
The “fuck everything in that general direction” tactic
Its called suppressive fire Sgt
Private:"damn trees"
@@SwaggersCracked He shot down so many trees it became a desert!
well they need to LIFT their DEFENSE INDUSTRY.
😬
I was once in the there as a private remember it like it was yesterday and Platoon Sarget yelling! "Private what are you gonna do wait for them to ask you to dinner" 😂😂😂
I love how efficient the gun is, not getting stuck
Armorer: “I need to gauge that barrel.”
Gunner: “No you don’t.”
S pm p
Company Small Arms Repairman: ANGRY ZACH NOISES!
@@Chuck-PK I appreciate the reference 🤣
The barrel melted off. Sorry sarnt.
Puro pinche bot por aquí
Sgt: "whatcha shootin at, pvt?"
Pvt: "does it matter?"
It’s called indirect suppressive fire. That’s also what the ridiculously high ranges on the rear sights of many older bolt action rifles are for.
In merica, no
No enemies were harmed in this video.
Gonna melt that barrel
The arms room specialist is gonna want a word after this.
@@railfangraham4182 hope you picked a job that has civilian application
I cooked a few 60 and 240 barrels in my day. They’re next to impossible to clean for turn in.
Im a 91F and I approve this message.
But ya know what? As long as they were having fun, I'll type the NSN down during the next annual service.
@@railfangraham4182 Godspeed, future warrior. 🙏
After that one long burst, I started to hear Fortunate Son
Wahhhh nahhhh 🎶
yeah, you completely missed the point of the song too so it makes sense why
"Git sum"
I immediately imagined him screaming GOOD MORNING VIETNAMMMM. Instead of Vietnam probably Middle East
You heard fortunate son after that burst, the soldier only heard a *high pitched ringing noise* after it
Now imagine if he woke up and chose OORAH!
“Pack it up boys, we’re going home”
I can already hear "Police call the range!!!"
Soldier: "What is my target?"
Sgt: "The East. Shoot the East."
Mr,....dha,it is conversing type of thing .DO NOT LOAD ON ME.
I was trying to find target as well,it must be the east😆
“Which part?” “any where in the middle”
🥰
Ah hahaha 😆 😂 😅 🤣
Just blasted through my yearly salary in 15 seconds.
Lmfao
Nah that's nothing. Not even 50 cal bro. Lol😂😂😂😂
Im assuming you are unemployed 😂
@@VinceAikensLike he said.....my yearly salary.
@@jdmxLove lol
“private you see that enemy over there?”
“i don’t want to”
"Get up private Allen....soldiers lead the way..move!!
“Boys we need more brass”
This guy: understood
I guess you like shooting or you're a soldier
And that, friends, is what we call "Accuracy by Volume". With enough volume of fire, eventually you'll hit _something._
And that my friends is machine gun theory😂😂
Spray and Pray, wasn't it?
When the beaten zone is the size of a football field, the odds are in your favor
The army woke up and forgot what branch he was
Bro just shot my weekly groceries
“Alright now privates, now we’re gonna sweep for brass”
😂😂😂😂
You know the drill take those patrol caps off 🤣🤣
I find myself doing the exact opposite nowadays on my home ranch just to spite the 6 years In the army I had done
Captain, you realize we left Korea right?
Then who have we been shooting at?
Hah. Ah, Man. What a shit job that would be.
God bless our vets and down with pride
"Private, those bullets look hungry. "
"Say no more! Uh, sir!"
Emily's two mothers would be so proud 🥲 #Hooah!
TH-cam wouldn't let me like your comment.
LOL
Damn
@@joshable337 your wifi won’t 🤡
That recruiting video was so bad...
“Soldier, do you see that hill, wayyyyyy off in the distance?”
“Uh, y..y.yes sir”
“It looked at me funny”
“Yes sir”
Fun fact: In the old times you would want to shoot as much ammo as you could, because if you came back with ammo, this meant they are giving you too much, and they will give you less ammo next time.
what do you mean old times brother they make it seem like we need to create extra ammo so we can get the same next time
old times? thats still going on today "use it or lose it" has not changed
that's still a thing. if you aren't using that ammo, someone else will
Meanwhile stateside errbody broke AF, what little is available most can’t afford and the rest of us still tryin to figure out WTF he’s blastin at anyway🤷🏻♂️?!
@@draconicisha mb I wasn’t sure abt that right then, thx for telling me tho
“Did the wind blow on you private”?? “Yes sir, it did blow on me”.. “Shoot it Private, eliminate the wind”!!!! 😂😂😂
This needs to blow up
Ahhhh the sunlight is hitting shoot the fucking sun ahhhhhh
Typical US soldier 🤣🤣
This made me actually laugh. Bravo good sir
Есть, сэр!!! ))...
"That day i killed 27 birds, i still got PTSD"
He had that machine gun set to rock and roll
"Charlie what are you shooting at bro?" "I just got bit by a horse fly, little bastard flew off in this direction!"
😂😂
"What are you even shooting at?"
"It'll hit sumin"
he is supposed to lay suppressive fire hitting a target is only a plus hes only trying to keep them weakened.
Yea it hit my pinky off
He is imagining some arab kids playing football in front of their house. Basic US army training
Ghost
Hooah!!!!
When you’re afraid of ghosts so you just start blasting everything,
Get that Goat, he's wired!!! AFFIRMATIVE
Private - “what’s a barrel change?”
"I changed the direction of the barrel. Does that count??"
Hans! Get ze yankee another barrel! He obviously never served on the eastern front or normandie.
$5,000 right there. I worked my butt off to pay for that 😂
@SMALLguy for another rounds
I'm disappointed this is where my taxes went instead of towards universal healthcare.
@@superglidecory we have universal health care in the army. Worst case I've ever received in my life
@@BrainlessVirus because its underfunded
@@imnotcarbin9899 mostly because we have a socialism pay system and they don't really give a fuck because they get paid regardless if they help us or not