Rule 1: Treat every weapon as if it's loaded Rule 2: Never point a weapon at anything you're not willing to destroy Rule 3: Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to fire Rule 4: Know your target and what's behind it
I don’t know what’s worse, that gabby keeps unintentionally shooting jonk, or that this, in reality means that she is constantly trying to aim her weapon at him 😂
Watch the clip at 4:57. Gabby doesn't fire once, or twice. She fires _three times_ and doesn't _once_ notice that it's her own gun that's killing her teammates. And she's not holding M2 like you would with ADS, she's hitting it three times consecutively without realizing it's her own weapon.
That was way too detailed to be made up on the spot. Honestly, I could see the wrong synapses firing off in her mind when she fired the first shot, then panic fired the second and third, not realizing what happened until the dist settled. It was still hilarious 😂
"I love you so much. You're my favorite person in the world!" as Gabby shotguns you in the back of the head with love. The best way of showing affection ❤😂
I love how even though they told Jake that he keeps saying "Alyx with an L" even though Alex ALSO has an L in his name, he keeps saying it when referring to Alyx.
A little late, but to be fair it really can’t be blamed on Jake seeing how suddenly Ellis ran in front of him JUST as he pulled the trigger. A genuine case of bad luck that fucked Ellis over lol
1:53 Hmm, which alternate universe Ellis did you guys get for this vid? The Ellis of this universe most likely wouldn't have responded so calmly, or at the very least would've hammed it up for content.
I feel dumb since I thought for a second you were censoring the name cause you thought it was a bad word or some thing (kinda like what people in Twitter would do), but then I realized that it's because that's the letter that isn't shared between the two.
4:51-4:56 Karma's a bitch, innit, Ellis? ❤ I love it when Gabby goes full Scottish when she's angry. 😂😂😂 16:02-16:07 Nm thinking this was an actual live creature. 😅
I unironically would take that million pounds deal. Not only because that translates to 2 mil in AUS dollars. But because living to 84 instead of 85 is a small price to pay for being able to set yourself up with a nice house and a car early on in life.
I'm more curious in knowing why TF Gabby keeps trying to aim down sight when aiming directly at the others At All if she didn't have the intention of shooting them. One is an accident, Two is questioned, 3+ is a pattern.
Idk could be the adhd. Could be zoning out. Could be just wanting to stare at random shit to let rhe brain cells feel something- or she’s just waiting for the right moment to old yeller the team at any moment to avoid being friendly fired herself
@@n0m4r22 as and AuDHD haver- I cannot speak for gabby but I do that frequently in games when I CAN zoom, where I'll be looking at some cool pattern or texture. Or waiting to kneecap my sibling/friends in a multiplayer game...
Albie sounds like my cat. Likes to sleep right up against you. My parents used to let our dogs sleep with them but after seeing where they like to chill out during the day, they put their dog bed there and now, (one passed away) the remaining two dogs we have sleep there.
He shoulda count the number team kill counts and self kill counts instead the would u rather cause Alex could build another basement for his victims with that money and Ellis could get help with his precious metals club lolol pillow
1:50 reminds me of a Fallout 4 video I saw a while back, where someone was sniping a bandit leader or something, was about to kill the tough bandit leader, then a weak bandit ran up into the crosshair and got shot instead of the bandit leader. Needless to say, that weak bandit got killed in one shot from that, especially since it was a headshot.
I can't blame Gabby for muscle memory (I do play guitar after all) and because I've become so accustomed to modern games that bad habits creep in older games.
If I had a penny for every instance of friendly fire in this video, I wouldn’t need to take that “Million Pounds For One Year” deal.
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this takes me back of the 'trip mine episode'
drinking game; shot for every instance of * Friendly Fire * that appears on screen
@@OmegaFox09or the healing bound to 1
but you prob would anyway after watching gabby trying to aim down sights 1000 times
It's that whole thing of 'Don't aim a gun at someone if you don't intend to pull the trigger'
Gabby should take that to heart
Yeah
Rule 1: Treat every weapon as if it's loaded
Rule 2: Never point a weapon at anything you're not willing to destroy
Rule 3: Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to fire
Rule 4: Know your target and what's behind it
Absolutely
"DONT RIGHT CLICK!"
"Okay I won't!"
*5 Minutes Later*
"So anyway I started blastin'."
I don’t know what’s worse, that gabby keeps unintentionally shooting jonk, or that this, in reality means that she is constantly trying to aim her weapon at him 😂
intentionally*
BUT THE MUSCLE MEMORY... 😆😆😆
Jonk and Gabby giving each other the "Old Yeller" treatment is true love indeed.
Dude how many times did she kill him? 😂
Gabby: it’s muscle memory (0:56)
Yea it is Muscle memory to shoot Jake Lmaoo
Probably having a good time playing Killing Floor 2.
"Alex with the L" lmao
its perfect, you can differentiate by having "Alex with an L" while our Alex is "Alex is the L"
3:28
He said it again, XD
Gabby: *Unloads an entire magazine into teammates* "wait no I didn't mean to!"
“Shit” is honestly a great name for a band, because whenever someone says “This music is shit” you can be like “Yes.” 😁
Okay that's funny 😂
“We are Shit”
“Yes we know, so what’s your band name?”
@@Useful.48 "You sound like shit!"
"Thank you, we ARE Shit!"
This music is ass
And that's a good thing?
Watch the clip at 4:57. Gabby doesn't fire once, or twice. She fires _three times_ and doesn't _once_ notice that it's her own gun that's killing her teammates. And she's not holding M2 like you would with ADS, she's hitting it three times consecutively without realizing it's her own weapon.
I’d like to add they all collectively agreed she killed Alex first but the feed said she killed Ellis first lmao
That's why I'm convinced she was doing it on purpose.
That was way too detailed to be made up on the spot. Honestly, I could see the wrong synapses firing off in her mind when she fired the first shot, then panic fired the second and third, not realizing what happened until the dist settled. It was still hilarious 😂
"I love you so much. You're my favorite person in the world!" as Gabby shotguns you in the back of the head with love. The best way of showing affection ❤😂
1:44 “Dying Eagle, Squawking Seagull” sounds like a kung fu fighting style lmao
Nah, it's a sequel to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
Zombies see WPE crew: "Should we eat them?" - "Nah, just run around them and they shoot each other. Sometimes just for fun, it's really weird."
"Why get 'em? They don't got brains."
"Either way, easy meal!"
10:01 I just love how Jake starts being reasonable right until he realizes he has a perfect trolling moment
"You're my favorite person in the whole world!"
Proceeds to give him the Old Yeller treatment.
You can't fix Jonk that way
6:25 GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT 😂
This is sorta the inverse to the part in the second Helldivers video when Alex dived in from of Jake.
12:14 That death sound though 💀🤣
10:14 jake getting a joke before ellis is quite a turn about
"How many times can I take that offer?" 🤣 Alex is such a savage!
😂😂😂😂
"sheep dogging her" Brand new Catch phrase for the team 😂
So much funnier when you know what doggin’ means as a euphemism.
The scottish spirit is strong in this one.
Note to self: Never invite Gabby to a shooting range
I love how even though they told Jake that he keeps saying "Alyx with an L" even though Alex ALSO has an L in his name, he keeps saying it when referring to Alyx.
1:09 musical laugh lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
Proud of Jake for being the one to point out the "obtuse" joke to Ellis 👍
9:13 now that’s terrifying
Good thing Gabby doesn't own a real shotgun cause she was a great PSA for gun safety
1:51 Ellis being understanding of Jonk’s mistake was such a surprise my heart immediately melted- that tone was adorable-
“It’s alright- 😅”
A little late, but to be fair it really can’t be blamed on Jake seeing how suddenly Ellis ran in front of him JUST as he pulled the trigger. A genuine case of bad luck that fucked Ellis over lol
Don't jump into the portal!
*proceed to jump into the portal*
11:55 That was a proper old man cough XD
I love how gabby shoots jake and then goes "OMG jake!" xD
1:53 Hmm, which alternate universe Ellis did you guys get for this vid? The Ellis of this universe most likely wouldn't have responded so calmly, or at the very least would've hammed it up for content.
Maybe he took his meds today and understood that running infront of a dumbass with a shotgun and dying was his fault
14:09 I've listened to professional actors with weaker vocal performances
I would love to see one of the WPE members acting sometime, honestly. In like a dark buddy comedy
Jonk said "Al*x with an L" so many times that it wasn't fun to tease him about it anymore. 😂
I feel dumb since I thought for a second you were censoring the name cause you thought it was a bad word or some thing (kinda like what people in Twitter would do), but then I realized that it's because that's the letter that isn't shared between the two.
I love how Jonk said "Alyx with an L" so much that they just started calling her that lol
Man, everyone (except Ellis) is like watching my mum play video games for the first time
I'll be coming for you soon, Jake!
6:17 Gabby doesn’t have any ground to stand on after right clicking everyone to death multiple times
To be fair, NDing into someone who ran in front of you isn't the same as NDing into someone when trying to aim down sights.
They say friendly firing someone on the back is the most romantic expression of love.
@ 6:26 Jonk did a "Get Down Mr. President" KEKW
16:37 So wouldn't Gabby be the michelin ma'am?
i've learned gabby spends most of her gameplay staring at ppl zoomed in
In her defense, I'm like 90% sure that's something we do as gamers without thinking. I've definitely done it.
@@IkeFanBoy64 need all those action shots haha
@@FF7Cloud pretty much
Moral of Half-life 2: DO NOT let Gabby loose with a shotgun!!
The amount of friendly fire will never be not funny
Gabby was Cathing everyone.
Fun facts about Narwhal “horns”: they’re actually a heavily modified tooth filled with nerve endings, and they’re prehensile
10:09 respectfully Ellis, you did ask for it 😂😂
Do you think that they give Alex's sister's dead freezer hamster to albie as a little frozen treat to chew on?
Solid video! Easily one of the best ones you've put out!
Classic DON'T DO THAT moment 😂😂
12:41 The missile knows where it is...
From where it isn't
4:51-4:56
Karma's a bitch, innit, Ellis? ❤
I love it when Gabby goes full Scottish when she's angry. 😂😂😂
16:02-16:07
Nm thinking this was an actual live creature. 😅
The latter clip is a bit more grim if you know the lore of those creatures.
1:01 New type of Gabby's laugh unlocked.
barely a second and my brain rotted when Jake called the FUSION REACTOR a fucking PORTAL xd
I like how Gabby gets mad when Jake kills her. But then also gets mad at Jake when she kills him. Hmmmm...... interesting.
I unironically would take that million pounds deal. Not only because that translates to 2 mil in AUS dollars. But because living to 84 instead of 85 is a small price to pay for being able to set yourself up with a nice house and a car early on in life.
7:50 HELLO!!! WE ARE SH$#!!! 🤣🤣🤣
0:42 if Alex hadn’t shot Jake I would have. I would invent a time machine and hack into there game just to do so.
That would be in character for Alex 😂
"The portal" even though Alyx clearly calls it the core of the citadel 😂
I can't tell if Gabby using the 'right click to aim' excuses to kill Jake or that's genuinely a habit.
it's on purpose
Alex: I had a narwhal just stab me
Me: Were you the guy who got stabbed on the interstate back in 2019?
11:03 I like how you can see a second rocket before the cut
1:47 is one of the funniest moments I've seen on this channel from one squawk to another hahahaha
4:11 Glad one of my timestamps made it in
I think you may have commented the wrong time? 😅
Wow, a video where Jake is on the receiving end 90% of the time, I'm loving this
Ellis: GET AWAY FROM THE F***ING GATE!!
Jonk visibly blocking whilst anguish yelling: I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING… 😈
Fortunately for those guys, who are very talented into friendly fire, the apocalypse isn't already here (more or less)
2:12 Is top tier sequence of events, I tell you 😂😊😂
1:52 my new favourite and funniest moment of WPE. The editing does it justice. XD
Gabby is the most dangerous thing in this game
I'm more curious in knowing why TF Gabby keeps trying to aim down sight when aiming directly at the others At All if she didn't have the intention of shooting them.
One is an accident, Two is questioned, 3+ is a pattern.
Idk could be the adhd. Could be zoning out. Could be just wanting to stare at random shit to let rhe brain cells feel something- or she’s just waiting for the right moment to old yeller the team at any moment to avoid being friendly fired herself
that's what im wondering as well. why would she even AIM at them
@@n0m4r22 as and AuDHD haver- I cannot speak for gabby but I do that frequently in games when I CAN zoom, where I'll be looking at some cool pattern or texture. Or waiting to kneecap my sibling/friends in a multiplayer game...
"Had a narwhal stab me!"
"Right in the heart, i died!"
". . . i walked it off tho."
If the friendly fire count was any higher the enemy could get a refund on ammunition returned.
Albie sounds like my cat. Likes to sleep right up against you. My parents used to let our dogs sleep with them but after seeing where they like to chill out during the day, they put their dog bed there and now, (one passed away) the remaining two dogs we have sleep there.
the moment after gabby said alex wasn't adopted I thought she was going to say "because who would choose you"
This is the most chaotic episode I've ever seen🤣🤣🤣
11:10 Love the cut right as the rocket appears in the door frame! 😆
I wonder what would happen if Jonk played Lobotomy Corporation
Wonderful. Half a second in and Ellis has raged *this will be fun
That band they talked about called shit at 8:00 reminds me too much of Joe’s Apartment that had that.
It’s loud, it’s bad, it’s SHIIIIIIITT!!
First time watching you guys, and I was laughing my ass off. Congrats, you've become the TH-camr I'm gonna binge for the next month
i'm surprised at no point did they restrict gabby's shotgun privileges
So Gabby's muscle memory is to aim at her teammates...
Also, that's quite the desktop background at 9:12...
11:26. Actually no, you get the crowbar in the middle of the game in episode 1
"Jump into the portal!"
Little did he know, the menacing black ball eating the metal was not in fact safe.
Being "Gabied" should be the new verb for WPE as it has the same meaning of being "Cathed" but its Gabby doing it
7:05 Nicolas Train
That intro was golden lmao 🤣
The wheel shotgunning is so good
How gabby didnt realized theres no adsing in this game till HL 2 episode 1 is amazing
11:56 "You got tuberculosis. I'm sorry son it's a hell of a thing" -RDR2 Saind Denis doctor 1899
This video comes up as the next vid to me every now and then, and it ages like wine every time
Gives me nostalgic 2010s youtube videos
He shoulda count the number team kill counts and self kill counts instead the would u rather cause Alex could build another basement for his victims with that money and Ellis could get help with his precious metals club lolol pillow
Gabby was taking payback for the Antlion rocket launcher clip.
1:50 reminds me of a Fallout 4 video I saw a while back, where someone was sniping a bandit leader or something, was about to kill the tough bandit leader, then a weak bandit ran up into the crosshair and got shot instead of the bandit leader.
Needless to say, that weak bandit got killed in one shot from that, especially since it was a headshot.
Why is Gabby trying to aim down sights at her teammates... when there aren't even any enemies?
I can't blame Gabby for muscle memory (I do play guitar after all) and because I've become so accustomed to modern games that bad habits creep in older games.
"I think if I walk into the portal it'll end the level"
Giant pulsing ball of energy that has clearly _melted through_ the platform it's placed upon:
Lovely video, and also how I just discovered the channel! Oughta get back to this, great work!
3:25 Alyx with an l the second time in the video...
13:05 Third time...
15:10 Fourth...
So... anyone bothered counting how many times these dinguses died overall, given Jake died like a dozen times at least in this compilation?