Russell Howard's Good News - Series 6, Episode 1

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  • Russell looks at the hosepipe ban, beauty treatments for lions and New Zealand's food delicacy, horse semen.
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  • @c-4484
    @c-4484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I've watched all of these around a year ago but there so dam funny so I'm watching them again...anybody else?

  • @DesertCavalier
    @DesertCavalier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Russell’s hysterical posho voice is fucking gold.
    *“SET FIRE TO YOUR GARDEN SHED!!!”*

  • @isaacvalentine6116
    @isaacvalentine6116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "That's going to be on telly for years" Nah Russ... It's going to be on TH-cam... FOREVER!!!

  • @sandralyn5869
    @sandralyn5869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Awww...I just LOVE the "No, No, No, No, No, No, No, kitty clip! And it CERTAINLY fits in the VERY FIRST clip it get used in in the video! GREAT HUMOR...Of course Russell Howard typically DOES usually have me close to a tinkle!! LMAO

  • @DracoMalfoyable
    @DracoMalfoyable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Russell: “Well, his grandad did an interview with the news and he reckons he knows why. Unfortunately, his grandad is impossible to understand.”
    Me, a person from the southern US: 😂😂 “That’s not even CLOSE to a difficult Southern accent”

    • @chesh1rek1tten
      @chesh1rek1tten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm German and I understood him just fine. ^^

  • @jayyouson1994
    @jayyouson1994 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Russell Howard is so funny I've created a playlist in my library on TH-cam. I've got 72 videos of Russell Howard's Good News. Overall the best part of Russell Howard's Good News is at the end which is "Its Not All Doom And Gloom". He's a funny and caring guy.

  • @fahadhussen7503
    @fahadhussen7503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Best mystery guest ever....Russel got them moves

  • @ehoteh2
    @ehoteh2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    People interviewed at 10:10 are new zealanders. Their shirts are a kiwi club and they were on nz tv

  • @tomd800
    @tomd800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Amazing I love that you posted so many more episodes!

  • @mattdylla3225
    @mattdylla3225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    why are they re-uploading old news?... Not that I mind, I like this show.

  • @jiewang6845
    @jiewang6845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Get a bucket" 3:00
    "and a mop for this WAP"

  • @Esther-yx9zi
    @Esther-yx9zi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The mystery guest was handsome

  • @AnticDuelist77
    @AnticDuelist77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Funny though, I don't believe for a second that Russell is really that uncoordinated. I've thought about this quite a few times when I see him try stuff on this show. Celtic dancing, fencing, break dancing, martial arts, etc. He's got the perfect height/frame/build ratio to do any of those things. He just chose to be a comedian. On the other hand, if he had chosen to do something else, it would have been a tragic loss to the world.

    • @ncook8362
      @ncook8362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your muscles are only part of the equation when it comes to coordination, though. I had a series of ear infections as a child and afterwards had extremely poor balance, and even after many years of martial arts training I'd say I have below average equilibrioception where my contemporaries are probably in the top percentage. I'm sure Russel's lazy eye factors somewhat into disrupting his sense of perspective, and he may have other minor difficulties or irregularities that add up to being below average in coordination. Issues with coordination can certainly be worked around, I didn't let my poor balance stop me from learning jumping spin kicks, but that isn't the same thing as not having those difficulties at all.

  • @Sarah-jd9it
    @Sarah-jd9it 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm going to give the exact translation of what the grandfather said. "Somebody sneaked him something...he didn't know, one boy laughed said it was bath salts."

  • @AMightyViciousOlogsFriend
    @AMightyViciousOlogsFriend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They say "there can never be any justifiable purpose to use images of Hitler"
    And I'm over here now, wondering how tf I will make this school presentation now

  • @kirbysuperstar5494
    @kirbysuperstar5494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That hammered fly bit was amazing 🤣

  • @eileenfairbrother2750
    @eileenfairbrother2750 ปีที่แล้ว

    You did well russell I love your videos covers everything

  • @Starsky352
    @Starsky352 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I wish we could get this in the states. I love this show.

    • @rockstar-5934
      @rockstar-5934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Simple, don't live in America. Your chances of death will significantly decrease too if you live some where in Europe

    • @Starsky352
      @Starsky352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rockstar-5934 I'm on my way!

    • @rockstar-5934
      @rockstar-5934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Starsky352 Great!

    • @isabellaangeline2175
      @isabellaangeline2175 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rockstar-5934 lol we’re not the Middle East. We have our problems, but so does the UK and every other country as well. You’re such a drama queen.

    • @chrisgames5201
      @chrisgames5201 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Starsky352 Have you arrived to Europe?

  • @cosmicfelinesas5191
    @cosmicfelinesas5191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Red meat can cause cancer”
    Me: not an issue my body already decided that it can’t digest red meat

  • @monctrum
    @monctrum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm addicted to this... please help me...

  • @skillborn7964
    @skillborn7964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:08 didn’t know he knew about Huddersfield

  • @dlucey123
    @dlucey123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The break dancer guest was amazing, so skilled! Break dancing looks amazing, it must be exhausting though.

    • @chrisgames5201
      @chrisgames5201 ปีที่แล้ว

      As someone who have learned break dancing and hip hop, you get exhausted 😅

  • @karenmpbrandon
    @karenmpbrandon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Easy. The grandad says, " somebody slipped him something, he didn't know. One boy laughed said it was bath salts". This is the eastern Kentucky hills Br'ar dialect..

  • @Maknassar
    @Maknassar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2021 still funny

  • @ladyweasellou3367
    @ladyweasellou3367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know exactly what he means I had an Aussie pilot going from Florida to Texas the stewardess gets on and announces "blah blah blah.... flight to Dallas-Fort Worth...."
    Aussie pilot comes on and interrupts her "Don't listen to her we're going to New Orleans!"

  • @TGHD_SHORTS
    @TGHD_SHORTS ปีที่แล้ว

    Re watching everyone love Russell Howard haha

  • @OleHolm-sq7yj
    @OleHolm-sq7yj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The brits should use more quotes from Monty Python. The best quotes ever made.

  • @jactorribob2499
    @jactorribob2499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think this is just me but I use this to fall asleep cuz audio books are just boring and this is funny can relaxing for me

  • @stephaniesmith5454
    @stephaniesmith5454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    wow dislike ratio!? what's up with that!?

    • @GTYANA
      @GTYANA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cause people in Britain cant watch this cause were shit

    • @stephaniesmith5454
      @stephaniesmith5454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      G TYANA It's blocked in Blighty?

    • @GTYANA
      @GTYANA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Stephanie Smith Yeah don't know why, maybe cause we have BBC iplayer and they want Britain to use that, so they can get full revenue, maybe?

    • @stephaniesmith5454
      @stephaniesmith5454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      G TYANA Probably, I imagine the bbc has a lot of weight to throw around. VPN though

    • @GTYANA
      @GTYANA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stephanie Smith yeah thats what im using

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The drunk fly earns a like, lol

  • @Ridwan_Ali2
    @Ridwan_Ali2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great show 😂

  • @mosessvalader6812
    @mosessvalader6812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ate a banana and then the horse bit came up

  • @SgtBaker-ol9vv
    @SgtBaker-ol9vv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mind you this is a good show

  • @leighjeffrey8382
    @leighjeffrey8382 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unluck will remember this episode pmsl lol

  • @mariaj266
    @mariaj266 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    margarine does make me angry.. much rather have butter

    • @lilchiliflake
      @lilchiliflake 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maria J butter is healthier anyway.

    • @shanefoy9627
      @shanefoy9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you not see the irony of his joke he was talking about margarine making you angry then showed the lurpak advert which is definitely butter which is gorgeous stuff not margarine lol

    • @mariaj266
      @mariaj266 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shanefoy9627 ok so first I had to rewatch the clip cause I didn't remember it, but secondly, no I didn't get the irony because I'm american and at least in my part of the US they don't sell that brand of butter so ty for explaining it to my uncultured self. That probably looks sarcastic written down but I really do appreciate getting depth of humor that I wouldn't otherwise.

    • @shanefoy9627
      @shanefoy9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mariaj266 yeah I'm sorry first of all as when I made the comment I didn't realise how long it was ago you made your comment 😅 and sorry again I never realised you were American so I get you didn't get the irony nevermind lol, don't worry though as even so I like learning about the US in general but I'm not cultured like you probably with American comedian's lol your comment ain't sarcastic just truthful lol, I'm English and i know one thing for sure and that's sarcasm 🤣🤣

    • @mariaj266
      @mariaj266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shanefoy9627 no worries! This reply was super British imo. Multiple apologies and self deprecation? Very British of you. I honestly appreciate when somebody doesn't instantly know I'm american because typically when my "american" is showing on the internet, it's not what I consider a flattering angle of my personality. And yeah, I should have known I didn't need to clarify about the sarcasm thing because that is something that Brits are definitely fluent in.

  • @mattmadigan7780
    @mattmadigan7780 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yay a new episode thanks Russell and hi

  • @callumpolaa.k.adjvinylrise2543
    @callumpolaa.k.adjvinylrise2543 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    to russell howard
    i love you
    your fan: himeko momokino

  • @zkd5258
    @zkd5258 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching this episode at 2am with a glass of milk was a bad decision....

  • @evadooley7575
    @evadooley7575 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yes!!

  • @Foxes01
    @Foxes01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why is this blocked in the UK? The UK is your majority/primary audience.

    • @stefanarneson4877
      @stefanarneson4877 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gameskiller01 because bbciplayet

    • @shanefoy9627
      @shanefoy9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm from the UK I'm watching it lol

  • @donnahutchinson4587
    @donnahutchinson4587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think you are just so funny

  • @samstreveler3335
    @samstreveler3335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The uncle said someone slipped him something

  • @justbennyka7596
    @justbennyka7596 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:29 "You're aaaaalllllll PRICKS!"

  • @aprildawnsunshine4326
    @aprildawnsunshine4326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Still can't get over how covid lockdown was what finally got the pandas to do it. Guess they did want privacy after all 😆

    • @zeddicuss9793
      @zeddicuss9793 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This episode is from years ago... nothing to do with covid...

    • @aprildawnsunshine4326
      @aprildawnsunshine4326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zeddicuss9793 uh, yeah. But the pandas didn't have sex until the covid lockdown led to them being left alone for a long period of time.

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Worked for us!!

  • @Im_who_made_you_life
    @Im_who_made_you_life 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Drink a pint fresh from the nozzle 😂

  • @agagagagagyo
    @agagagagagyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    whats with the bender circus at 22:30

  • @StuffyElm
    @StuffyElm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks to VPN I'm here

  • @AnticDuelist77
    @AnticDuelist77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    (cont'd)...If you examine him from a physical (but not sexual) point of view, he has a lot of physical gifts. There's all but 6 feet of him to begin with, so he's fairly tall. He has broad shoulders, a broad chest, long, graceful sinewy arms and a proportionally small waist, so even before he started hitting the gym more, he was probably both ridiculously strong and nimble. His legs are long and thick, so he's probably really fast. His hands are huge with long fingers, and his feet are long and broad like the rest of him. We know he doesn't like to get in fights, but I'm sure he's gotten in a tussle every now and then. I'd bet anyone who's gotten into a one-on-one fight with him has come away worse than he did. And NOW....well, now-a-days, he's a LOT bigger and beefier in every way, If someone tried to tackle him now they'd probably hurt themselves instead of hurting him any.

    • @AnticDuelist77
      @AnticDuelist77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's because I am a total Russell Howard fanboy, and I'm not ashamed to admit that I am totally 100% obsessed with him. And I **am** a writer of fanfic, but I've never written anything about Russell. I would feel like I was cheapening him by doing so. I believe he should be admired and revered.

    • @AnticDuelist77
      @AnticDuelist77 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like I said, "...all but 6 feet...". To be precise, he's 5'8". It's just that his arms are so long and he's so broad through the chest and shoulders that he appears to be bigger than he actually is.

    • @marlenebestbier2503
      @marlenebestbier2503 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      CAnticDuelist77

    • @marlenebestbier2503
      @marlenebestbier2503 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ytrzeez

    • @marlenebestbier2503
      @marlenebestbier2503 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      6ppi

  • @sammie578
    @sammie578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus Christ Russell gets hotter every series!

    • @kimgrattage6049
      @kimgrattage6049 ปีที่แล้ว

      He certainly does Sammie, he puts a twinkle in this old gals eye. If only I was 30 years younger? Lol

  • @professorsypher6174
    @professorsypher6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shocking disappointment at the lack of a naan bread joke.

  • @xandergrogan2012
    @xandergrogan2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nowt wrong with Huddersfield Uni...

  • @DonnaSnyder
    @DonnaSnyder 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who's the dark headed woman in glasses that waves during the intro?

  • @johnmjones1604
    @johnmjones1604 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    that is skimboarding similar to surfing

  • @highgradekush431
    @highgradekush431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    im sorry but how the fuck did those guys know that they would land in the swimming pool? like its basically impossible to judge where you would land.. and im pretty sure youd be close to death if that pool wasnt there

  • @owenfitzgerald3219
    @owenfitzgerald3219 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I reckon he's right about Kate and Wills.

  • @TheNighthawke502
    @TheNighthawke502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is it wrong to now want to see Russell on Strictly? hehe.

  • @jonoesquirryl
    @jonoesquirryl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Why not me? … I’d rather it was me than someone else in my family, because … I’m up for the fight” wow 😮 what a woman

  • @israelisntreal786
    @israelisntreal786 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I miss GMTV

  • @richardarmfield6769
    @richardarmfield6769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:31 Did I just see nan bread!! I know, I know, I'm sorry, but anger made me do it, or maybe I just put too much margarine on the cat before I groomed it, again sorry, I prefer KY, sorry all in good fun!! By the way for you idiots out there, this is not true, it's know as humour or a joke!

    • @kimgrattage6049
      @kimgrattage6049 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm 64 and think it's hilarious. Those without a sense humour are in dire need of a full frontal lobotomy? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @teslawolverine7009
    @teslawolverine7009 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Collarbone hair

  • @owenrolls8686
    @owenrolls8686 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The good old days of old good news. Better than the Rustle Howard Hour.

    • @kimgrattage6049
      @kimgrattage6049 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go back to your care home then Owen Rolls. By the way he is called Russell, NOT Rustle.did they not have schools where you grew up?

  • @vaibhavsalunke7733
    @vaibhavsalunke7733 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    None has completely watched this video yet

    • @qzoid3060
      @qzoid3060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They have they’ve watched it on TV

  • @John-ds3kj
    @John-ds3kj 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi

  • @ayameyashida459
    @ayameyashida459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait u said red meat gives u cancer then show white meat (pork) and hot dogs are 4% pork 80% turkey another white meat xD

  • @hopeflaggs8623
    @hopeflaggs8623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The wealthy felony immunologically compare because armadillo thankfully empty in a nappy horse. earthy, hot huge cheque

  • @kimanh-ls4kl
    @kimanh-ls4kl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The hapless patient neurobiologically switch because drawer osmotically cause including a heartbreaking chimpanzee. dazzling, righteous ray

  • @shanefoy9627
    @shanefoy9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His joke about margarine doesn't work as the pic he showed was for lurpak which is lovely expensive butter not shitty margarine, sorry but if I said to my nanna or even mam that margarine and butter was the same I would get a bludy slap sorry for been a stickler though 😜😀😉🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MC-nw9on
    @MC-nw9on 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was horrid breakdancing #2 in the world bullocks is that how you say it

  • @CthulhuInc
    @CthulhuInc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    russ, you don't have to yell all the time - louder isn't funnier. as james acaster would describe you - a bit "shouty"

  • @johntheiss252
    @johntheiss252 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sunni is not all that good. As someone who grew up in the breakdance revolution, he would have been considered mediocre at best.

  • @michellewolo
    @michellewolo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't like it's 666

  • @toddtsang
    @toddtsang 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poop

  • @OGimouse1
    @OGimouse1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why was the black cat in a bun racist???