One kid in my school threw a chair across the hall and crashing into a bigger pile, so when the teacher came into the room about fifty odd people blamed it on me and now i'm suspended so I came home and seeing you light up all of a sudden when you got the car and how fun it is and to listen to the same conversational voice every now and then after 6 years, really reminds me of home. You are really nice Dan and inclusive, even just by saying that 'we' did it and not just you. No one else includes me but you and my family. Thank you Dan, I don't know what I would do without you.
My uncle showed me the game in a visit. After that we used to do this kind of (Drug Deal) But with Xbox Games and we would chat like. (So you got the games?) and I would be like (Depends, You have the games too?) and then we would laugh. I was 8 at the time so I was stupid. XD
Thats very true, Daniel deleted some of his old mod videos, because in 2012 he cussed a lot, and In 2014 he didn't cuss as much, but he still said Hell and Damn, and around 2016 he was completely family friendly, and occasionally a cuss word might have slipped out or he might've said Hell every here and there, but that's about all and of 2020 he doesn't slip at all, and never cusses.
Hello Mr.Dan.I am a huge fun but this is a serious comment.I am watching your videos cause,they are funny and when I am ill, your videos make mefeel great so, the next day I am not ill.Thank you very much you are making my life easier.
I just got the premium pack GTA V for ps4 for $15 dollars and the update is taking for ever and this stream helped pass the time. I love the GTA streams dan!
Dan quick tip if your by your car just register as a MC ( Motorcycle Club ) from your interaction menu and the go back to your iteration menu click the first thing on the top it should say ( Motorcycle Club) then just return your car ur storage
Hey Dan I watched your mod review when I was a kid and stopped watching for a while but recently I came back due to gta content which is aimed at my age and you please keep uploading gta
yo i got a technique for ya, what ya want to do is spin the wheel and whenever you see that it is not going on the car, close the gta 5 then reopen it, if you keep doing that, that means you get unlimetered spins, do this and you will win it in no-time
I hope he knows now that the penthouse parking garage is for everyone if you buy it and that is why you don't have all your cars in there because it's not just yours its also the people who bought it.
Yall i have a question.. Remember When Dan Made the crew invite only... at that time i sent an invite... then he made it an open crew again and it still says “Your Request To Join Is Pending” Any Suggestions on what i should do cuz i bought GTA V just to atleast try to play with him 🥺
The low frames thing also happens to me when I play online on ps4 with other people, but when I play in a solo or closed lobby my frames are normal again. I'm guess it's the amount of people one one server?
In GTA for the racecars since the wheels are extended on like a pole, if you drive into a tree at max speed and it hits the pole, the pole should break, taking off the whole wheel and pole
A easy way to call in your vehicles is register as a MC president, go to request motorcycle and if your near your vehicle it will let you return it to storage, then just call in another vehicle :)
2012 Dan: family friendly
2020 Dan: Jump outta the way, I don't want your blood on this
Conan Otoole it’s a bit sad
Copy cat
@@rebeccabragg7926 nobody gives a sht
Happy wheels started it
Bruh 2012 Dan was not family friendly I’m serious search up Dan swearing his old videos he was swearing
Haha he blurred the middle finger cursor
6:36 someone else got the car too if you listen carefully and the confetti came up as well
I listened for the P.O announcer lady say congrats to the guy instead
Ye
I love how the pugs are just chilling in the background
Ayyy you got my profile pic
@@opace3545 wdym
@@thecasualmobile-gamer5520 I mean on my socials
Lol it’s only u to talking
Cody Tejada ikr they dont
3:26 someone is the chat said someone was suicidal I hope they're okay :(
Holy sh*t hope not
@@Jhumor_Chakraborty genuinely
If hes felling suicidal then he should call the hotline):
@Area51dog635 The sexy Hotline😊
@@marsdalulu8167 this is serious..
Never would I have thought I’d watch DanTDM playing Gta5
me ether
Some dude Who likes Pokémon same
Same bro same
@@chloeobrien6371 Did you watch DanTDM when his channel was called PokemonDanLevel45 and he only posted pokemon and that was in 2011?
Me ether
2012 dan: family friendly
2020 dan: IM GOOD AT SHOOTING THE DEAD BODIES
Edit: Jesus why did this comment get popular
Chatman lol true
Wait do u remember diamond dimensions
2012 dan: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
This is gta people so cut him some slack
Build battle speed builders and punks thats the og dan
I seriously want to see how dan can make an adult game child friendly
He made a vid on it A few years ago
Dbomb I know I watched that video
Did it help u
@EXPLOSIVEPLAYZ YT and?
EXPLOSIVEPLAYZ YT yeah and I’m 11 and I have 20M dollars in story mode GTA V
5:47 when literally anyone gets a Christmas present
Hi
@@Harley1-l4b aired
My younger self when I got a present I didn’t care about :
Dan : Car Car Car Car Car!!!
Game: Just give him the car to make him stop whining
Lol
XD
LOL XD
@@haisesasake5051 I love ur profile pic
LOL
Ellie: Dan help me get on this chair
Dan: Okay
Ellie: Gets on chair all by herself
Dan: *BRUH* You made me get up for nothing! You crazy crazy pug!
Ace Gaming when did this happen say the time
@@MK714 I can't find the exact time, so your gunna have to watch yourself sorry :/
It’s at 24:22
Gacha is taking over oh no
haha you now the youtube pillow is the fav pillow of elie
Dan : this car its so fragile, imma take good care of it
Also Dan :crashes like 5 cars and hits 3 persons
*3 people not person's😂
I agree alpha
@@AndrewlovesGod some people say it differently in different countries
hahaha
Dan: I have never gotten the car
The game: are u sure about that
U have a stack of likes
One kid in my school threw a chair across the hall and crashing into a bigger pile, so when the teacher came into the room about fifty odd people blamed it on me and now i'm suspended so I came home and seeing you light up all of a sudden when you got the car and how fun it is and to listen to the same conversational voice every now and then after 6 years, really reminds me of home. You are really nice Dan and inclusive, even just by saying that 'we' did it and not just you. No one else includes me but you and my family. Thank you Dan, I don't know what I would do without you.
stay strong man, hope you the best!
Someone threw a chair at me and I caught it then I got suspend
Schools are crazy these days they gotta pay more attention to well everything!!!
My teacher is always saying how much harder she has it than us but it’s things like this that she doesn’t see. It makes me so mad.
I love how Dan blurs the mouse finger in the game because it is a middle finger.
Or because it’s an offensive sign
@@jalenhurtsenthusiast1 its the same thing
@EXPLOSIVEPLAYZ YT whats your point? Just saying "so" doesnt mean anything
Maggot Yodel lol true
Maggot Yodel r/woooosh
I remember when my friend helped me play gta for the first time. My first question was how do I shoot people
Same
Right trigger/R2/Left click, my man...
Mine was how do I get my weapons out and my second was I WANNNA LAMBO
My uncle showed me the game in a visit. After that we used to do this kind of (Drug Deal) But with Xbox Games and we would chat like. (So you got the games?) and I would be like (Depends, You have the games too?) and then we would laugh. I was 8 at the time so I was stupid. XD
Re Swingz YT I WANNNA LAMBORGHINI AINT A QUESTION
Nobody
Literally nobody
Dan: Im gOoD aT sHoOtInG tHe deAd BodiEs
Lol
Omg thnks for actually seeing my comment🐌
Lol dude
Dan 4 years ago: this game is for teens but I’m keeping it family friendly while riding a toilet
Dan now: IM SHOOTING DEAD BODIES
21 Reco he rode a toilet 4 years ago
Cade Cloete ty :)
That’s pretty funny
Thats very true, Daniel deleted some of his old mod videos, because in 2012 he cussed a lot, and In 2014 he didn't cuss as much, but he still said Hell and Damn, and around 2016 he was completely family friendly, and occasionally a cuss word might have slipped out or he might've said Hell every here and there, but that's about all and of 2020 he doesn't slip at all, and never cusses.
@@oxcr7211 u sure?
5:37 This is what you came for
Blizzard I came because I like it when dan plays gtaV
We came for the video, not just the car
Blizzard I saw your comment when I was in 1:20:00
Tq my man
Thanks
TH-cam: there are 26 comments!
Me: can I see them?
TH-cam: yes, but no
hi Andrew. btw thequartering is a soyboy
All you have to do is press "newest comments" to see the missing comments
JODisHere what do you mean? Also, y33t factor it was a joke
Is this meme correct? Well yes but actually no.
Lol, 69
I like how he blurs the middle finger when on the phone even tho he didn’t do it in the last episode at 29:08 also this is my most likes thank youuuu
Time stamp?
FlashTheKing307 ya but I covered my eyes soooooo yaas
Shashank Virwar 1:26:18
Shashank Virwar here you go
@@linbedoya you covered your eyes? Oh no a middle finger so traumatising I'm gonna cover my eyes! Seriously
Its sad he didn't know how to return his vehicle, so he could try the car right away
miss this time when dan played gta 5 during covid lockdown haha
Nobody:
Dan's new cars: *NYOOOM*
mehnamehazim gg
I love how their's a police helicopter out the window when you first pulled up the game
The way Dan said "I've never gotten the car and that's a fact" And then he gets it immediately. LOL
Fax
42:10 what did you say you did all the time!?
Read and drive
DAN LEARN THAT FROM DOCTOR STRANGE
He might mean that he does that in GTA all the time.
@@caJiksno no shit
1:31:39
Remembered the scene from Cars 3
Hey dan here is some pro tips:
1, go in stealth mode
2, shoot the head
3, don’t stun the guards
5:37 no problem
Your a good comment thank you
Thanks
2:40:12
i was watching this on my tv with my parents .__.
Toxic Mango damn
It’s not that bad doe
XD
Toxic Mango well you’re stupid then
@@xxshazam6045 mate u are u have to edit your writing
Only ogs remember Dan's gta in minecraft series
Ikr
W
10:43 no glitches, I don’t abuse those 5 seconds later, the car he hits glitches out
it was close enough
@@user-sn8lk1dh1i yes
In the mid of the stream Dan said "why do i drive and read" and countiniuos doin it
Dan: Ita gonna be easy to kill me
Also dan: Going 170mph in a F1
1:51:17 He lost his accent for a second when he said "Weird..." lol
Lmao
He just did an accent for a second to say that loads of people do things like that
LOL
damn you are a true fan
Lmao that was funny
When your early: Welp I got nothing better to do
hi Bulldog. btw the quartering is a soy boy
@@JODRecaps should I tell Dan ton ban any btw words?
I love it how dan mAkes the game look so child friendly
5:44 No wonder you got sound-proof walls now🤣😂
😆😆😆
Yea they probs dont wanna wake up asher
When you get the notification that he just uploaded but in reality he uploaded 15 minutes ago
(Oh dear TH-cam🤦♂️)
Or 2 hours later like me
taby. U so right
@@gtaempire7590 me to
@@Seavixenn848 LIKE ME TOO
Because you idiots don’t have notifications on idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:56:44 That’s me, I’m Cziden
nice
Nice
Slick
Nice
That's cool
Nobody:
Dan: I hope I get a new car.
Dan’s luck: OVER 9000!!
Dan: gets the new car.
Also Dan: *goes crazy for a minute.*
Comment section: *goes crazy*
hi 100k. btw the quartering is a soy boy
DRAGON BALL Z REFERENCE
Is ur user name meant to be 14 subs without any videos
I subbed
I have seen you around TH-cam
Dan: No-one will mind
A random woman:HEEEYY
Me:Well that's nice🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dan: there messing me up
Also Dan: drives like a maniac
38:11 I’m in the chat
Woop boiii xd
WOOP
Nobody cares
Do I care
Stop@@xxriverguy7412stop
Dans pugs are ADORABLE
Bruh out of my entire life I didn't even realize Dan plays GTA, nice
16:09 yea i like pizza express too
Jamzy i like it !!!
when dan put on his headset
its classic gta when you hear explosions lmaoo
There's some mrthod that you could do to win the podium vehicle every time
Dude, how is Dan so nice, him and Jack have had a YT subscriber battle for the past ever, and he still respects him
X. Respect
Who do u mean by Jack?
Duck
Jack and the neverland pirates
Dan: *nothing*
Me:*nothing*
Dan:*still nothing*
Me:*still nothing*
Dan:*still nothing*
Me: wow
Idk why I did this I was bored
hi zako. btw thequartering is a soy boy
@@JODRecaps would you like to stop?
@@ardeshirrazany7043 Report the dude
@@uku5252 if he gets any more reports he will kicked out of life..
I love how this car is 3 mil and he got it for technically free
I saw you win the car on the live stream on twitch!
Ya
I love how dan has to censor the middle finger on the phone to make it family frendly 😂😂😂
He doesn't want to get told of by coppa, as this channel is family friendly as you mentioned.
14:16
I Cut My Finger Cutting A Pizza Like 3 Min After He Said That lol
Stay safe Dogg
me: I love your channel
(Mom walks in )
dan: I'm good at shooting dead bodies
my mom:Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
Omar owa mou shinderu actually translated to English from Japanise means you are already dead
NANI
That means your already dead in Japanese, I think you meant “Nani” which means “what”
@@spofman wat?
Adryan Torres in the comment he said you are already dead in Japanese, I pointed out the flaw, and provided a solution
Dan: Today I’m playing GTA V.
People who have never heard of GTA V: 👁👄👁
👁👄👁 🧿👄🧿
Fortnite kids be like:
Dunkin' donuts $5 don't need to give me a proud dollar there's no problem to give me another dollar
You came for this
5:37
5:37
5:37
Tank you
Ty u saved 2 hours of my life
Thx
Me 9 months later: I JUST BOUGHT THE FORMULA ONE CAR
18:08 RIP MONEY 2020 TILL 2020
When that guy said that dan looked like a snack I cracked up 😂😂🥴😂😂
What’s the time stamp hahahha
Random person:the sound is gone
Dan: u should refresh
Me: bruh he can’t hear
10:23
Lol dan da best
Dan: This is perfect. RUNS INTO A CAR
And the lesson we've learned today, kids, is:
Nobody 👏 cares 👏 if 👏 you're 👏 first 👏
hi AG. btw thequartering is a soy boy
Your a baby
Saying that the teacher said deal Whith it
Yes
Joanne Haughty what are u on about
Hello Mr.Dan.I am a huge fun but this is a serious comment.I am watching your videos cause,they are funny and when I am ill,
your videos make mefeel great so, the next day I am not ill.Thank you very much you are making my life easier.
bdel1906 Βαγγέλης Δεληγιάννης Nice 👍
You misspelled fan wrong
You mean Mr.Daniel Middleton
And stop everyone is doing this
why does this soud like a bot if your not a bot im super sorry
5:05am and im at 28:00 so ill watch the rest when i wake up love you dan
when I got a car from the wheel i had to blow up my car that I had
Just return it from mc menu
You could’ve just stole an NPC car and drove away so you could call the mechanic, or use the MC menu to return it to storage
Why
Dan: That was entirely your fault. Dan 2 seconds later: I'm so sorry!
I just got the premium pack GTA V for ps4 for $15 dollars and the update is taking for ever and this stream helped pass the time.
I love the GTA streams dan!
I’ve done the casino heist so many times I couldn’t helped if I joined the crew :( I even recorded a heist and posted it on TH-cam
lol whenever he streams its always 3 am for my town but i still watch
Dan quick tip if your by your car just register as a MC ( Motorcycle Club ) from your interaction menu and the go back to your iteration menu click the first thing on the top it should say ( Motorcycle Club) then just return your car ur storage
No one
Bots in the comments: doNt Lie wHo WeNt sTrAIghT tO tHe cOmMeNTs
hi Sham. btw the quartering is a soy boy
@@JODRecaps F off Kid
I love how a scammer is above ur comment
don’t lie, who went straight to the comments🙌🏻
.
Hey Dan I watched your mod review when I was a kid and stopped watching for a while but recently I came back due to gta content which is aimed at my age and you please keep uploading gta
I hope he does
I really want him to make a teen channel playing good 18’s
If that makes sense
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How i discovered Dantdm back in the day
I thought he was stampy...
When I used to watch stampy once a day on my mums old iPhone, I accidently clicked on one of dans old videos and really liked it.
@@hellohi5602 lol
2:40:11 😂😂😂😂 Dans face i was laughing so hard!!😂😂😂
5:34. What u came to!
Thx bro LOL
Cheers m8
i was obsessed with dantdm when I was 10 in 2015 doing minecraft and now that I’m 15 and he’s doing gta videos I’m obsessed again.
me: alot of cars
Dan: im iron pug
I’ve been doing the wheel for nearly a year. HOW DID I NOT GET THE PODIUM CAR!?
yo i got a technique for ya, what ya want to do is spin the wheel and whenever you see that it is not going on the car, close the gta 5 then reopen it, if you keep doing that, that means you get unlimetered spins, do this and you will win it in no-time
It's been out for 10 months
yt mems which is nearly a year
Shaun was a legend of the streams
Hey can you do more stuff like this I love these kind of vids/live-streams
Dan: spawns in
Game: ima bout to blow up
42:00 Dan is a prime example of why you shouldn't read messages/text/use your phone while driving
Lol
16:07 I love Pizza Express too!(I’m from the UK)
TropicalTidesPlayz same man pizza express is amazing
I hope he knows now that the penthouse parking garage is for everyone if you buy it and that is why you don't have all your cars in there because it's not just yours its also the people who bought it.
I remember watching this whole stream when it was live
Lol
Dan: lets take a shortcut thru the park no one will mind
Someone in the park: he!
30:55
Rewatching this now I am a
GTA 5 PROFESSIONAL
18:15 "I think I did your mom"
lol
Lol
lol
YoBo Josh q 😂 😂 💀 💀
Lol
Yall i have a question.. Remember When Dan Made the crew invite only... at that time i sent an invite... then he made it an open crew again and it still says “Your Request To Join Is Pending” Any Suggestions on what i should do cuz i bought GTA V just to atleast try to play with him 🥺
Lol atleast you uhhh wasted money
You just wasted 15 bucks he is most likely not gonna play with u
The low frames thing also happens to me when I play online on ps4 with other people, but when I play in a solo or closed lobby my frames are normal again. I'm guess it's the amount of people one one server?
Dan saying ," Ya I would love to play this with my son one day". Im all for it but Karens, Lets just say I hope hes private about his address
WHAT SO MUCH LUCK!!!
At 18:15 listen close to what Dan says
5:50 me when I get an A
In GTA for the racecars since the wheels are extended on like a pole, if you drive into a tree at max speed and it hits the pole, the pole should break, taking off the whole wheel and pole
A easy way to call in your vehicles is register as a MC president, go to request motorcycle and if your near your vehicle it will let you return it to storage, then just call in another vehicle :)