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A man in a hurry is held up while the front desk hotel clerk reviews the laundry list of charges for his stay. Aired 11/03/12
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"...He may have peeked in while you were sleeping..."
LOL 😂😅🤣
😂😂😂😂
He forgot to charge for the Stargazer Lounge.
Kudos for referencing another one of their great sketches :)
Haha yeah love that skit too.
You gotta make sure to charge him for the Danny Band’s performance too
@DragonChild460 but it was in Latitudes magazine
@@pee3k southwests in flight magazine
“I don’t need my receipt” ?? Seriously dude I’d get a copy of that receipt.
Haha, very true.
He missed his flight!!!
Until it jammed.
Most hotels will email it to you if you’re on file. I just threw the room key on the desk on my way out the door and I’d get confirmation by the time I was about ten minutes up the road.
@THE HOUSTONADER Louis CK?
I calculated all the expenses he paid for and the total was 306.26 dollars. I took into account the argoon gas because it seemed that they did bill him for that if not the total adds up to 241.26 dollars.
unimpressed
sten2222 get a life
wait but the diamond
pierce Domea That charge was removed :-)
sten2222 OK, and now that you've done that...
Soooooooo what?
I loved the way they both giggled at the end. Priceless.😁
Came here to say this!
Lies again? Fly Emirates Hotel California
#metoo ! I was gonna point that out
12 cents for a stuffed bobcat is pretty good. I had to pay over $20.00 for the stuffed bobcats at my last few hotels.
@Jimmy Rustling but I'd like to see what happened to them
Ikr, it sucks when you pack it by accident! 😂
Last hotel charged my $50 when I accidentally packed the stuffed bobcat without noticing. I hate always being charged for stuffed bobcats
@@nk6197 that’s why whenever I travel, as soon as I walk into my room after the check in, I always put stuffed bobcat at some visible spot so that I don’t accidentally pack it. I always hated when I see that additional charge on my bill!
Thats because you stay at Chatsworth House, a Marriot Experience.
This skit has heavy Monty Python's Flying Circus vibes. I could totally see John Cleese as the hotel desk clerk.
@3pieceRevival It's more like Fawlty Towers
I'd argue it's more at the level of absurdity of a Monty Python skit. Fawlty Towers was mostly grounded in reality, aside from Basil's exaggerated character flaws.
I came here for an argument...
@@btipton6899 well then, Star Wars new trilogy is better than Star Wars Original, DC kicks Marvel’s Ass, Ironman would beat Batman... (and now we wait)
@@joedy3957 🤣😂
Many customers mistake the stuffed bobcat for their own and they pack it by accident😂😂😂😂😂😂 Im dead, this is gold
Who doesn't travel with a stuffed feline?
@from space I love your name!!!
@@EmpyreanLightASMR aw thanks☺️☺️☺️🪐🛸 greetings from the galaxy💫
@@fromspace7 Earth to the Galaxy ☺️ 🌌🌙🔭🌃 you're welcome, have a wonderful, starry evening!✨💫🌠
@@NazriB What?
"16 cubic meters of Argon". SNL is comedy gold.
Argon... it's a noble gas. LOL
Robin Long it is a noble gas
seemed like something Monty Python would do hahaha
This skit was funny, but not comedy gold.
Reverse Ouba He didn't say this skit was comedy gold though.
As a 25 year hotel employee, I can say there is more fact than fiction in this
Someone’s gotta justify your boss owning 6 private jets
I am going to have to charge you a fact-not-fiction fee of 973 dollars and 69 cents, and with that giggle, an additional 69.69 dollar innuendo giggle fee.
“Toothbrush”
“Sorry you charge for that? “
“Its complimentary but we do list it on the receipt”
I don't get it
@@ShukaHusk they list it on the receipt even though it’s free lol
The absurdity of that line was wonderful. 😎
I just love that the last second of the video you see them both bust out laughing. It's a marvel they kept it together during that. Louis fumbled a couple of words but damn this is just perfect!
$1 for hurricane victims.....I was expecting "that'll be $3, 487, 319 for 3, 487, 319 hurricane victims"
Now that's funny, bravo.
Would’ve been epic
underrated comment
That's a pretty good spin on that joke.
You should write for snl
$9.95 for breakfast at a hotel actually gets you the crumbs from some else's piece of toast
He didn’t mean the whole stay breakfast
This skit was 9 years ago..
"actually"
"It's a colorless, odorless gas, sir. How can you be entirely sure...?"
This was all an elaborate scam to make him stay an extra night.
@@EliasTheHunter but it wasn't intended to be that way
no , it just shows how inpolite ppl are and how less time they have, if he would get 20 min prior there he would not miss anything
I wouldn't say it was very elaborate... :/
legend says he's still trying to catch his flight to this day.
So cute how they giggled together at the end.
I always say I won't spend extra money when I stay at a hotel but that Argon always gets me.
It can be hard to say No to.
"weird but..sure." :D
1:11 "then I'll remove the charge sir" - ah the relief .. maybe he made that up to get his attention ..
hash brown po-tay-toes
Smooth, right?!
Back in the 80’s I went to a wedding and stayed in a fancy hotel my first time sharing a room with my older brother who paid for the room on his credit card. After the dance there were parties all night all over the hotel in people’s rooms so I and a friend emptied our room fridge bar of its entire booze content, put it in a gym bag and hauled it around partying all night. I was actually that dumb back then to think it was complimentary. I didn’t tell my brother and the hotel didn’t charge him right away but he got one very large surprise on his Visa bill the next month but at least they didn’t charge him for the bobcat I stoled..
Only 2 years ago I checked into a hotel room that had a minibar. And I knew the drinks in there would be quite expensive, but I also saw a small bottle of red wine sitting outside on the desk and thought, how nice of them to offer a welcome gift. So after all the bars had closed early because of Covid, I went back to my room and sat there enjoying my red wine and a documentary on feral hamsters... and was quite surprised when they charged me for it the next day. Red wine isn't supposed to be cold, duh.
If you missed your flight due to a 4 minute delay it’s really on you....
unless the hotel was next to the airport he definitely had already missed it lol
or he was boarding fl😂ght 314
This is gold. Watched this clip more than 10 times
It's only my second time. Rumor is, after the 5th time, you get a smoking jacket and a club membership card...
you must be a total simp
@@elvisisalive2716
And you are clearly a loser
@@abdelrahmanelsheikh5798 but I'm not the one laughing at an unfunny snl clip more than 10 times like a total tard.
@@elvisisalive2716
You are still a loser. That's a fact. Life sucks for you doesn't it.
"16 cubic metres of Argon, 65$."
"OK, sorry what was that last thing?"
"Argon, sir, it's a noble gas."
lmao
paraprog85 “ it’s a colorless gas Sir, how would you know you didn’t get it”
I like how he could just verbally waive the $75k diamonds
12 cents for the Bobcat
This is the most Monty Python sketch I've ever seen. Just beautiful.
His urgency is giving me anxiety... Well done!!
Me too
This is 100% exactly how it was when i checked out of the Roosevelt Hotel in midtown Manhattan
I hope the argon was to your satisfaction.
How noble of you to say.
You should always review your bill the night before, lol..
probably because you packed a stuffed bobcat by accident
Argon is my very favourite gas. So noble.
Plot twist: He had the diamonds, argon, and stuffed bobcat in his little bag.
We saw the bobcat tho
@@JasonZakrajsek every room has a bobcat, we only saw one
The bag couldn't possibly hold 16 cubic meters. At least not with a bobcat.
This is the dumbest comment on Twitter
@@paboylan put the argon in the bobcat
I'm surprised he didn't complain about the internet charge.
He seemed offput by it but since he was in a hurry, he just let it go.
The argon being colorless and odorless is the best joke.
"The medium sized stuffed mountain lion above the mantle... many customers mistake it for their own and they pack it by accident."
3 minute delay made you miss your flight? Bullshit that flight was lost long ago.
+Iosif I Well, he said "I missed my flight", not that the boarding closed, flight departed or something. So it could just be a squeeze to get there in time, but the extra delay made it much less worth the try.
***** It could be anything, it's a joke at the end of the day so we'll never know.
…just like we'll never know whether the argon, a colorless, odorless gas, was actually delivered…
you must be fun at parties
Leonard Fahrwald Extremely so.
6 diamonds , hash brown poTAtoes and a visit with the tax advisor. Wow- that’s sure a mixed bag of « incidentals!!! »
119,000 dollars? I only watched the Avengers!? It only cost like 7 dollars. Yes sir, you can choose to pay 7 dollars or 119,000 dollars. Okay then i choose 7 dollars ... YOU'LL BE THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO CHOOSE THAT SIR.
@Dhi Mancini $15 in Canada, plus $20 for popcorn and a drink
@Dhi Mancini That actually sounds reasonably cheap from the prices I remember hotels charging for in room movies. I was thinking around 10 to 12 dollars.
@Dhi Mancini with concessions the cinema would be closer to $119,000.
Only a minute in have I noticed that the recepionist is Louis C. K.
How did you do it???
wow. i clicked on the thumbnail because it was him
1 dollar that's very GENEROUS, sir
So his flight was like 2 minutes after he expected to check out?!
its tv relax
1:40 "Hash brown po...TA...toes" - priceless!
They cracked at the very last second lol You guys are comedy gold!
Receptionist probably didn't rush cause he knew that this dude is not driving to the airport in less than 3 f*cking minutes
The eye roll with the face of frustration, while staying professional at 2:10 had me.
Hash Brown Po-Tay-Toes 😂😂😂😂
I would have screamed at the facility fee, booking fee, occupation tax and safe fee but this guy seems so calm 😂😂
I recently stayed at a hotel that had a valet tipping fee! So in order to tip your valet driver you had to pay a fee + taxes.
He's not paying
I love how they start laughing together at the end
I love how there isn't even a computer monitor on the counter 🤣
Might be embedded into the desk. We had that at work years ago. Something about ergonomics...
3:45 Moynihan starting to laugh at the end is so ridiculous.
I always steal the Bobcat.
Always.
Sure, it only costs 12 cents.
The laught right at end
love how they crack up at the very end and smile to eachother
But don't worry there is a complimentary beverage waiting for you in the Stargazer Lounge.
"Yes sir was everything satisfactshitery sir"
Pretty sure he tried to say satisfactory halfway through saying satisfaction.
That’s actually a lot closer to real life than you know.
I love how they laughed and looked at each other at the end of the skit ☺️
Can you imagine if the customer would have been the Late GREAT Chris Farley???? I watched this skit 5 times and could see him going berserk on this guy!
Incredibly underrated sketch
You forgot to charge for the paper for the receipt and the toner.
That laugh at the end!
“I didn’t even see it though” 🤣🤣
0:08 was everything satifactionery
That laugh at the end😂
I love that he said satisfactionry lol
I heard it too 😂
Who else was expecting some crazy porn charge?! Lol
NO I DO NOT NEED A ROOM TONIGHT. I WILL SLEEP AT THE AIRPORT! As long as United doesn't beat me up...
bad joke, bad you
"He may have peeked in while you were sleeping" 😂
Also, loved how he laughed at the end
I come here time to time just to listen to receptionist's tone and narrative
Company I worked for, we had space for five different room taxes/charges. I still had to combine the totals because it wasn’t enough spaces.
Literally:
Room: $150
Room tax: $19.50
Parking: $30
Parking tax: $3.50
Lodging tax: $9
State Hotel tax: $3.00
Airport vicinity tax: $0.76
State room fee: $0.02
Tourism tax: $2.00
That was without meals. If I ate at the hotel, I had to file separate charges to a different budget.
If the hotel was kind, I’d get my charges listed under ‘taxes and fees’ where they would just calculate the total. If I wasn’t, my reports had to match my receipts. 😣
1:14 He did have a *good* point about reviewing the charges to not overcharge.
Lol how they both cracked up laughing at the end
that laugh at the end made the whole skit even better!
I laughed so hard at ‘in room entertainment package 119000 dollar’ 🤣 Louis CK rocks
I wanted to laugh, but this was a little too frustrating for me...
Not as frustrating as being offered the Stargazer lounge.
those exchanged laughs in the end, satisfying 👌
I like that the avengers cost more than the six pristine Bengali diamonds
I like how the stuffed bobcat is only twelve cents, yet Bobby disputes it simply because he doesn’t want to be thought of as a thief
So funny because it is true, I worked in the hotel business for 15 years. Front desk, assistant manager and general manager, this really happens.
I was waiting for the 'receipt printing fee'.
The way he says dollarssss lol
Why make it simple if you can make it complicated? Haha!!
Even my house mortgage wouldn't be able to pay that Bill.
what?
@@thedredgod probably talking about the price of the 6 pristine Bengali diamonds + entertainment package (totals out to $194,000)
He would have missed his flight regardless unless he boards as soon as he turns around.
I thought he just knew he wouldn't make it at that time.
@@SR2XO well it's just a comedy skit I'm jokingly taking seriously. It takes like an hour to get through security before you can get on the plane. lol
Yeah even before the post 9/11 security it would take longer than that.
The diamonds on a silk pillow. 💎💎💎
Brilliant! I'm thinking senior executives in Ryanair watched this and said "Hell yeah - why didn't we think of this?".
The writing...Wow. Going from 16 m2 of argon, to a taxidermy bobcat...This is my kind of humour.
16 m3
I love the zany sketches
what a wholesome sketch. love it!
I love how they laugh with each other right after the skit ends
HAHA. Did they just break on a laughter at the end?
It would be funny if it wasn’t so damn accurate 😂
Guest: "I'd like to check out and I'm in a hurry"
Concierge to himself: 'Oh, a hurry you say.........then let the games begin'
Kind of like in this Mad TV skit "Ka-son at the Airport": th-cam.com/video/xARiFIew8Ao/w-d-xo.html
Most unwise to have not picked the $119000 in room entertainment package.
the Bobcat. Lol
I have NEVER been in a hotel that only charges nine something for room service of any kind. Wouldn't that be nice.
Stop dating black guys.
Yeah, I've rarely gotten room service, but when I did it was about 9.95 for the meal I chose, but then there was the room service/delivery fee and of course a gratuity to the server and then tax. Of course that was a long time back. That same meal probably costs $12.95 to 15.95 now, plus the other stuff.
@@liberalbias4462 bro u okay?
lol the bobcat
It’s the fact he’s using a keyboard without a monitor that got me.
I don't know why, but that mutual lagh at the end made my insides shine.
indeed! it is so wholesome
75,000 dollars !!!!!
Damn
Lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
they totally broke at the end!