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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
- Artist Name: Sir Dix-A-Lot
Song Name: She's Not Coming Home Tonight
Album: Serving The Main Course
Track Number: 05
Year: 2025
Genre: Brutal Death Metal
Lyrics, music, artwork subject to copyright and created/owned by Blazfemur/Sir Dix-A-Lot.
"Dear Daddy Of Little Girl,
It is with deepest condolences,
That we meet in this regard..
I saw your little girl tonight,
And I thought it best to write this card.
Your sweet little girl will not be home for dinner.
The irony obvious, as she's somewhat thinner.
She stumbled across a late night diner,
Unfortunately, opportunity couldn't be finer...
It was a cold, brisk night,
People were coming in to stay warm.
As the flurries swirled in the streetlight,
My conscience began to turn..
We were out of the stock, not a broth in sight,
People really wanted the stew tonight..
And although our freezer was running on empty,
It was just a matter of time for them to eat..
What we had, we had taken for granted,
And for this I'm sure she will be missed..
I promise you not a finger was laid upon her,
Not a stroke of her hair and not a kiss..
In the diner walked in your little sweetie,
Quite surely the apple of your eye!
It is with deepest regrets that I imagine,
You never had a chance to say goodbye :(
As she turned her eyes to the kitchen,
Where a certain frantic chef searched for answers..
For a moment our eyes locked just a second,
And finally it hit of what was recommended..
On the slab, the tenderizer knocked her cold..
She lay there, blood oozing down her nose..
I hacked and saved my way into a stew,
It was absolutely easy to get everything anew..
And the people cheered for her and for me! :D
As I presented them all this wintry delicacy!
For years upon years this story would be told,
As the night Sir Dix-A-Lot saved them from the cold!
What we had, we'd taken for granted,
And for this, your sweetie went to waste..
Because unfortunately with my curiosity,
It was my own stew that I took a taste... :'(
With tears in my eyes as I write this... :'( :'( :'(
I USED SUGAR INSTEAD OF SALT! }:(
I USED SUGAR INSTEAD OF SALT }:(
FUCKING SUGAR, NOT THE SALT }:(
I WANTED THE GODDAMN SALT D:{
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE SAVORY, NOT SWEET!
YOUR SWEETIE INFECTED MY MASTERPIECE!
AND NOW SHES DEAD, NO REDEMPTION, INSTEAD,
ILL LIVE WITH THIS MISTAKE FOR ETERNITY!!!
Wipe away your tears your old fuck D:{
I've got it worse.
......mmmbitch.. ;)
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE SAVORY, NOT SWEET
YOUR SWEETIE DEFILED MY MASTERPIECE
IM GLAD SHES DEAD, WITH NO REDEMPTION, INSTEAD
SHE'LL REST UNEASILY WITH THIS MISTAKE FOR ETERNITY
IM NOT CRYING, YOURE CRYING :'(
IVE GOT IT WORSE D':
......mmmbitch.. ;)
P.S.
Your whore daughter's meat was tough and chewy, just sayin'
P.S.S.
Sorry I can't disrespect a good piece, it melted like butter. Sweet butter. OH GOT DAMN IT SWEET BUTTER. SWEET. I WANTED SALT!!!
...fuck you."
;)
