Believe it or not , the first time I got my diamonds , one burned into lave , found a mine shaft , lost almost all my health , got back to the surface , got one heart because of a skeleton and then died because of a berry bush.
Frepzter ppl can have the same fucking joke nigga stfu. There billions of ppl on the earth and you think some 2 people didn’t think of the same joke. Shits getting annoying
@@aceofhearts5276 another thing was that Mr. Tan's brother's first name was Jenus.....when he came into class we all would say hi Mr. Jesus.....it's so funny......also I had a teacher that when you say their name backwards it says......I forgot.....it was so funny.....oh I remember dikwad.....we called him Mr. Dikwad even though his name is Mr. Dawkid.....I can't stop laughing.....my stomach hurts......ow my side.......I'm in pain.....but laughing
When the 3rd Spongebob movie, the Scooby movie, and the Sonic movie give rise to a _fountain of new meme formats_ *"Oh, yeah. It's all coming together."*
Me: Nobody: No country: The soviet union national anthem misheard: Science never seen me vaspoli scaffolding got tea from a yeti that lives by the ROSE some GRASS FOR YOUR TOASTER before they can roll us DEE DEE eat my blue jeans A messy saloon MONSTER Religious man GOD SAVES OUR EMPIRE Draws with Crayola My lovely pot roast! GOD SEES AMERICA! SEE WHAT I'VE BOUGHT! my love God's precious roomba FELIZ NAVIDAD sasquatch with the llama My sword says Salami And lenin can lead me the wool ANTARES Abra And a camera A boy down the road A crew and a Doggy MEANS PASTA FOR ME! SO SAD WE JUST WON god shaves my woah not yet! Goose the carolla and you'll see a goat! GOD SEES AMERICA! Seal with a ballllll my love God's precocious sofa Belize Halifax The lemon is scary we pray on our knees man believe in the bushes I'LL CHASE JERRY! THE GRASS DOUBLES MONEY DIS BOMB KINDA CHEESY the world is in darkness I YELL "pardon me" SPOTS ON A RELIGIOUS MAN god takes away the mold Roosters annoyed and a nun in a boat GOD SEES AMERICA be what you're told by god PASTA with polka POLICE COMING THROUGH!!!
Me: *relates to all these memes* Also me: *I don't know seems like a personal attack to me* (Except stand up too fast part cause I don't know what is supposed to happen to you)
Mirza Hamza Baig it’s not fun, I have had this happen to me, fell back down because of it once, and I could barely see, I temporarily knew what blindness was like.
People always go lay down under the blankets at night when it’s dark cuz, idk, we’re scared of monsters or something... but it’s not like a BLANKET will protect us when there’s actually gonna be a monster saying like: “HEHEHE IM GONNA EAT YO- oh shit. I can’t, *she’s laying under a blanket”*
4:36 I did that once but my crush moved to another city some weeks later, so I did the homework alone and I cried, then I had a crush on someone else and I noticed that person was way better and that person does pay attention to me, instead of being the typical crush who you always look at but that person only focuses on their friends
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The scariest things:
The Dark
Clowns
Sharks
Serial Killers
Being next in line when your dad said he'll be right back
We'll be right back
🔜
And he never comes back
He came back at least.
Thats so true
sharks and clowns are not scary at all
Me: stand up too quickly
My vision: So anyway I start blurring
Lol
Me too
Lol
Why this thing happened?
Ultimate MIF nice lol
Student: **Is happy**
The school:
*"Say sike right now."*
нσηєy вєαя this is true, my science teacher is the one teacher I want to die before me, she caused a mental breakdown for me twice.
@@user-xr7hf9oi9x Shit man, I came here to laugh not get depressed.
My school " *We have done our job well* "
нσηєy вєαя right?!😂
@@meatkirbo or youre just bad at school :p Jk tell us the story :D
Me: Flying around in a lucid dream
Sleep Paralysis: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.
Me: about to sneeze.
Sneeze: *ight, imma head out.*
I fear no man, but that thing...
[Diamonds falling into lava after I mine them.]
...it scares me.
It......☠
Hot Blade - No not diamonds emeralds because emeralds are better than diamonds
Believe it or not , the first time I got my diamonds , one burned into lave , found a mine shaft , lost almost all my health , got back to the surface , got one heart because of a skeleton and then died because of a berry bush.
@Nuka Lore LMAO , I've actually been playing mine craft for years but I just started playing it again , that memory will never leave me though
@@kayaaastone i hate berry bushes more than I hate myself
Me: Depressed
Memenade: we don’t do that here
All other channels: 1:36
*this channel atually cured my deppresion*
Laila _ThêCutêRaveñclaw well that’s good
RIP CHADWICK BOSEMAN
@@ardenmaxwellspinner8368 that’s not very good and don’t ever think of doing that again
Me: *Steps on leaf*
Leaf: *Doesn’t crunch*
Me: *I will remember this betrayal*
"We Need A New Plague"
Coronavirus: Your wish is my command.
When i saw the date of this video i was very scared ngl
The Pronunciation For Burger: "exists"
The Text To Speech: *_B U R J E R_*
Huh? I thought this was an original joke!
What
Me: *exists
Girls: *FRIENDZONE*
whaaat? yoU haVe fRiNds??!!
That’s me, thanks for the reminder.
*_b u r j e r_*
Haha *no*
When they put the meme in the thumbnail first:
[ Everyone like that ]
@@oipvs wow Karen
he is like daily dose of internet of meme
@@benzi_VII yes
very nice pfp
Memenade: *Picture is made from a grenade, a lemon, but no memes*
Me: *Visible confusion*
Raven Pug *confused screaming*
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
@@LumeLii confused confusion
When life gives you lemons
*make* *memes*
-Memenade
Raven Pug its like lemonade but memenade
The number of views: 45
The number of likes: 75
My brain: “I am confusion”
The likes: *n i c e*
That's why I can't like, so I liked my own reply instead.
*WhY iS tHiS oNE KaNSaS, bUt tHiS OnE iS nOt Ar-kAnSAs?*
*AMeRiCa eXplAiN, eXplLllaaAIiiinN!!1 wHAt dO yOU mEaN aRKaNSaWWwW*
correction
the prophecy is true
So tru
No one:
Abseloutley no one:
Not even a fly:
Not even god himself:
The Text-To-Speech voice: *bur jur*
Frepzter ppl can have the same fucking joke nigga stfu. There billions of ppl on the earth and you think some 2 people didn’t think of the same joke. Shits getting annoying
@@shaikm5151 get a life pls :/
javed raza lmaooo I got a life I’m just tellin this dude Sum facts
@Frepzter it's just a fucking comment, jeez.
Aph Malaysia frfr😂
Teacher-Gives Me an extra day to do my homework
Me-Thank You Satan
I had a teacher named Mr. Tan.....we always called him Mr. Satan because not only his last name was Tan but when he got angry.....bish ya better run
FYS_BruceVal 2004 Lol I had a science teacher who’s name backwards was yesevil lol
@@aceofhearts5276 another thing was that Mr. Tan's brother's first name was Jenus.....when he came into class we all would say hi Mr. Jesus.....it's so funny......also I had a teacher that when you say their name backwards it says......I forgot.....it was so funny.....oh I remember dikwad.....we called him Mr. Dikwad even though his name is Mr. Dawkid.....I can't stop laughing.....my stomach hurts......ow my side.......I'm in pain.....but laughing
FYS_BruceVal 2004 😂🤣😂
My math teacher has actually been called names like that, such as slender man and the devil himself.
Nobody:
absolutely nobody:
Not even TikTok:
The voice: burjur
damnit I came down the type that fuck you
*noice*
It’s true lol
Akira 640 hehe✌🏼😂
Caroline Horn26 you have a great name☺️👍🏼
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Gordon Ramsay: The water is too wet
xX Toxic Xx and I’m so lonely I’m surrounded by people.
Water actually cannot be wet.
... or am I missing a joke here?
Nobody:
No one at all:
Gordon: ITS RAW
At the start the "nobody" was funny now its just annoying
@@Bmieyel yes youre missing the joke... Its obvisly...like can some people dont understand jokes or what
Me: stands up after my leg went numb
My leg: so anyway, I started falling
What gives people feelings of power
Money
Status
Making up stuff on your presentation and the teacher approves it
2:06 Well this joke didn’t age well
-o-
Exactly,lol
Is this like a personal attack or something?
perhaps
@@YourWaterDispenser 🐄
@@BCRivers 😬
Who knows...
@@BCRivers female 🐕
When it’s your cake day but you only get 7 upvotes
Surprised Pikachu face
7 likes equally balanced like all things should be
Teenagers floor: one sock
Mum: reeeeeee
Teenager: thank god she didn’t ask why there was only one😉
golden
p.s: Its Mackai
Why is there only one
Lox if you honestly don’t know I give you respect 😂
@@jake_heap9894 😂😂
@@jake_heap9894 I don't get it...
Me:Finds video with thumbnail first
*My mind:*
2:06 well now we know how the plague was created
Pls_No_Kill yes
Hmhmmm
Rose and Kaitlyn: laughs at my answer
Teacher: Aidan, letter b
Me: n=7
Teacher: correct
Me: (laugh face)
Me: tries to open coke
Coke: so anyway I started blasting
When the 3rd Spongebob movie, the Scooby movie, and the Sonic movie
give rise to a _fountain of new meme formats_
*"Oh, yeah. It's all coming together."*
Nothing:
No soul:
Turtles: *straw* 🐢
FAMR20 that is actually the shittest thing I’ve seen all day
@@ChardogNation your the shittiest thing I've seen all day even your grammar is gay
@@vinnietom6766 you're*
@@r3dr0s3s3 ok boomer
Chardog my name is what we all think
songs on the radio for the entire journey: bad guy
songs at the last 5 seconds of the journey: creeper, aw man
Birds in normal days:😴😴😴
Birds on friday:😆😆😆
Me:
Nobody:
No country:
The soviet union national anthem misheard: Science never seen me vaspoli scaffolding got tea from a yeti that lives by the ROSE some GRASS FOR YOUR TOASTER before they can roll us DEE DEE eat my blue jeans A messy saloon MONSTER Religious man GOD SAVES OUR EMPIRE Draws with Crayola My lovely pot roast! GOD SEES AMERICA! SEE WHAT I'VE BOUGHT! my love God's precious roomba FELIZ NAVIDAD sasquatch with the llama My sword says Salami And lenin can lead me the wool ANTARES Abra And a camera A boy down the road A crew and a Doggy MEANS PASTA FOR ME! SO SAD WE JUST WON god shaves my woah not yet! Goose the carolla and you'll see a goat! GOD SEES AMERICA! Seal with a ballllll my love God's precocious sofa Belize Halifax The lemon is scary we pray on our knees man believe in the bushes I'LL CHASE JERRY! THE GRASS DOUBLES MONEY DIS BOMB KINDA CHEESY the world is in darkness I YELL "pardon me" SPOTS ON A RELIGIOUS MAN god takes away the mold Roosters annoyed and a nun in a boat GOD SEES AMERICA be what you're told by god PASTA with polka POLICE COMING THROUGH!!!
You mean those aren’t the lyrics?
@@The_Real_Lemon They are the misheard lyrcis search it up
It’s a joke dude
A crew and a doggy means pasta for me!
Russians...
Wait... those arent the real lyrics??
2:39 had me dead!😂
When you realize people like your friends , which you made first, like your sibling more
Me: impossible
No one:
Not a single human:
Computer generated voice: hoewA- 9:17
Spicy Chenpai 😂😂😂😂😂
No one:
No one at all:
Memenade: *Thanos meme*
Me: eating hot food.
Taste buds: aight, imma head out.
03:27
Me: *Nuts in History*
The person named history:ಠ_ಠ
When you step on a dried leaf and it doesn't crunch
Me: Something's not right. I can feel it
Nobody:
litrelly nobody:
not a single particle in multiverse:
AI:says Wi-Fi wifi
2:05
2020: no need to thank me
My cousin: ¡buying me more nuggets¡
Me: *That was very cash money of you*
2:06 aged like gold
Me: *Comments first on a Memenade video*
Also me: *Realizes that I became an annoying viewer that spams first*
*I’ve won...but at what cost?*
*Everything*
Me: *relates to all these memes*
Also me: *I don't know seems like a personal attack to me*
(Except stand up too fast part cause I don't know what is supposed to happen to you)
Mirza Hamza Baig it’s not fun, I have had this happen to me, fell back down because of it once, and I could barely see, I temporarily knew what blindness was like.
Its so bad
Some times if I stand up too quickly everything goes black and I lose balance. It has happened very few times but I did end up on the floor once.
@@PredatorH2O same, i bump my head without noticing and when i wake up 3 seconds later i have a headache😅
@@obama69890 I had the time to be annoyed about my legs failing me. I was like "HEY!"
2:06 [laughs in COVID-19]
2:06 was ahead of its time 😳
No one:
Tts: BURJER
2:04 He's God. He knew it.
Me watching memenade:
My dispersion: aight ima head out
This video is so relatable that I took a DNA test and found out it is my long lost son even though I am a child
Have a nice day everyone
No
The best memes are here!
When the teacher hands out a Math test:
*PaNik*
But it has multiple choice:
*kALm*
But she says show your solution:
*P A N I K*
Me: sad*
Memenade:"come, this is not the place to die"
Whenever I see more memes that are funny to me you always have a playlist so I have a stack of memes to watch so I laugh even more thank you 😊
released date: 3days ago
commenters: 4 days ago replied
me: dafuq
When you stand up too fast and you emerge into the shadow realm
1:07 “The WIPI password” hahaha
2:06
Laughs in future*
"Me every time I'm out in public: There's too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague."
Guess what buddy
Ummm... Covid?
2:03 "we need a new plauge"
Coronavirus: *_Allow me to introduce myself._*
Memenade: Uses an SMG4 meme
Me: *Huzzah! A man of quality!*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My comment has a like
Oh wait, it's blue.
Security Reasons how original
You re blue now that's my attack nyeh heh heh
When memenade uploads a new vid:
I AM S P E E D
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even me:
Memenade: *wify*
Nobody:
Not a single soul
Gnomes in Little nightnares: I am speed
No One:
absolutely no one:
not even felix kjelberg:
that robot voice: wii fi
dinkelberg no t? What about the British?
1:10
ok boomer
Me: *Hits puberty*
Stomach: I am once again asking for food.
*When you dream within a dream*: The prophecy is true!
Nobody:
Not a single person:
Literally not a single soul:
Seriously, nobody is saying anything
9:17 *in an hoooowa*
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Him: BerJer
ROSES are RED VIOLETS are BLUE
Violets:I’m A jOke tO YoU
violets are purple
Your memes always make me feel happy everyday keep it up! :)
99% comments
Me: sees a dog die in movie
Also me: this is not okie dokie
The Chinese: time for lunch!
Me: *Open a window for a fly that was hitting it for 5 minutes*
The fly: ight, Imma *not* head out
Me: *is sitting at lunch table*
Girl who doesn't even know i exist: *sits at same table*
Me: Aight imma head out.
1:20: *BURJUHR*
#Memenade
People: saying funny jokes
Unfunny jokes: Am I a joke to you
gaming basel cat no because they are not jokes
@@LumeLii I know lol
Ye lol good joke
No, you’re a mistake to me.
Nah the high pitched demonic screaming actually freaks me out.
2:06
Coronavirus: “Hold my beer.”
I’m not first
I’m not last
But when memenade uploads
I click fast
I'm not first,
and I'm not last,
but when I see overrated .... like this,
I dislike fast.
Lol, joke I don't actually mean that.
@@TheHotBlade I actually do mean
Hot Blade i mean it
2nd maybe idk
NIK Does Stuff 8th*
2:04 he predicted the future
Me: **sad**
Memenade: *say sike*
first lol
Raven Pug gg I came 2nd
Raven Pug ok boomer
Wafae Tourabi 3rd*
Sam Gautreau That doesn’t even make sense
@@O.Reagano ok boomer
*No leaves were harmed during the making of this video*
Me when I draw: * happy noises *
Me when someone watches me draw: * starts sweating nervously *
7:33
Also earphones: *LOW BATTERY PLEASE CHARGE*
Me:I can’t marry you Alexis,my family is against it
My crush:Who are they to stop you?
Me,forced to marry my bully:My wife and two kids..
This happens to me almost every time 1:25 it is so accurate.
2:03 wish granted
2:05 has a completly new meaning right now
2:04 HE PREDICTED IT
People always go lay down under the blankets at night when it’s dark cuz, idk, we’re scared of monsters or something... but it’s not like a BLANKET will protect us when there’s actually gonna be a monster saying like: “HEHEHE IM GONNA EAT YO- oh shit. I can’t, *she’s laying under a blanket”*
4:36
I did that once but my crush moved to another city some weeks later, so I did the homework alone and I cried, then I had a crush on someone else and I noticed that person was way better and that person does pay attention to me, instead of being the typical crush who you always look at but that person only focuses on their friends
Me eats fries
Visible happiness
Me at school
Visible depression