🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😱😱😱How dare you make fun of me because I have little sore legs that’s it I’m going to Sammys I was channelling right Simien bye forever happy now not ever you like your channel sometimes I will
Me: *looks at comments* only two? Also me: *looks at number of comments there’s supposed to be* Number of comments there’s supposed to be: 186 Me: are you sure about that?
Pobg the number one spot on 838207579ihdudyd so8 and 1010101010cows and the number one spot in the other day and night and the number one priority is to make 838207579ihdudyd I have been working on a project to the number one priority and the number one spot on 838207579ihdudyd so8 and 1010101010cows and the other hand the number one priority and the number one priority and the number one priority is to make 838207579ihdudyd I have been in 1010101010cows and the number one priority is a project to the other hand the number one priority is to make irq85041826736w5w6e64378
Y'all got nun to worry about, im 16 and 5'1 My cousin is 13 and she's fricken taller than me and my other 3 cousin are 12-13 and the same height as me...if not taller cause the last time I saw them was last year
“You’re wearing the wrong shade of pink” There was a pretty big difference, but it might be because boys can’t see as many shades of pink as girls can. Well, thats what my TV show said... Edit: people have been saying boys can wear pink, and love pink, and I completely agree. I was trying to say that boys might *see* less pink
Aphmau do u miss ur old style of videos? Also stay strong as u can be in this pandemic including ur family:3 love ur vids❤️ Any updates on mcd? It's my life and soul pls update us soon but I don't want to rush u tho ; - ;
Who is better ?
Aphmau - like
Or
Maaah nwm Aphmau is the Best
Yes
My fav youtuber
cookie boba yes you picked the right one
Don't Watch My Video indeed my friend
ur the person who did this over at funnehs channel too xD
Aphmau is the best.
Don't look back. You’re not going that way.🤗
Cool tricks Jess
Go inside a building good hiding spots❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Aphmau: "wait did you forget to push the subscribe button?"
Me: "noooo" . "How dare you!"
Honestly Aphmau da best potato in da world and da best
Hi
I was the 100th like I feel special
Avery Gutshall congratulations
I only feel special because I’m smarter than my brother
Same
Jess: (4'10")
Me: (4'11") I'm finally taller than someone!! 😭
Same lol
Same I'm 4'14
I'm 5'5
I'm 5'5
UwU
I miss this kind of content jess used to make ✨
Same.
me too!
Same Here
In 2024, she’s called aphmou
"He iS hUgE aNd i aM tInY"
Me: What's the difference exactly? Like who agrees with me?
Makayla Scally me I agree she was a building lol as big as them heh
@@blushcafe1895 yeah
hahaha
@@april5860 Hey
Me
LOVE YOUR VIDEO'S!
THIS IS AMAZING!!!! KEEP IT UP APHMAU!!!
Who’s here in 2024?
Me
Me
Everyone
I supposed to say that
Me
Jess: "Oh no ur stepping on me Oh my God!"
Chris: WHAT?
Jess: "I'm just kidding I'm not there"
Me: XD
connie saez I know it's true but not that funny
connie saez lol
That killed me 😂
Cool man
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😱😱😱How dare you make fun of me because I have little sore legs that’s it I’m going to Sammys I was channelling right Simien bye forever happy now not ever you like your channel sometimes I will
I saw the title and went: *Oop- 👀👄👀*
Ugh. My mind 🤦🏽♀️😪
Tea?Drama? I'mThere. SAME 😂
I legit went "That's what she said" when I saw it 😂😂😂
Everyone: Jess is small
Chris: how tall are you?
Jess: I’m 4’10
Me: I’m only 4’4
Also me: Jess is taller than me?!?
I'm 12 and 5'8
HOW CAN U PHYSICALLY BE 4’4 I-
I’m a mix between European, Asian and Australian
Compared to most people I’m a giant
Mackenzi Beven I’m 16 and 6 foot
When aphmau's blue: in my head the I'm Blue song
Lol!!!
😂😂😂😂
I'm blue daddadade daddadade adadadade
@@K1wii_1 I just want to sing it randomly
Blue song😂😂 good joke
Me: *looks at comments* only two?
Also me: *looks at number of comments there’s supposed to be*
Number of comments there’s supposed to be: 186
Me: are you sure about that?
Lol I like tricking ppl into thinking ima first
Ever had it say
Comments 186
Comment sections:
*empty*
Me!
..if u write words like I. Am. Here. In diffrent comments that kinda counts as 1 comment i guess
Potato Cat 5.2k
Aphmau: “IM TINY”
Me: I see no difference XD
Same
Same
Same
SaMe Rong
Toms
Up pleess my friend has a youtube channel is ariel
Aphmau: * cheats *
Ein and Mac: oh okay we are doing this now >:(
Oh my irene they should cheat on a game
Hehe
@@paigecoolcbeainxd3554 Yup
@@Kit269 hi!
💻
I love you afmawo ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
2:29 the voice of macNcheezep1z is so kawaii ❤
Early comments :
99% = IM FIRSTTTTTTTTTTT
1% Random ppl like me :>
@cookiiz yeah boi
How?
@@Kit269 or gurl ;o;
yess queen 👏
chris is always exposed no matter what lmao
This is cool
U~U O^O
I love that Jess keeps gaslighting her friends 😆
"I'm TINY and He's HUGE In Minecraft!"
Aphmau tiny, others are taller. Honestly. *What's the difference?*
Ikr
Ik
Yeah she's the smartest on in mysteet
Exactly
I'm
Nobody:
Not even Jess:
Me during 0:06: *S t o n e d A p h m a u*
Omg. Puns.
*Chef kiss* delicious
Nice 💜
Hi hi I’m sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner I wanna was the savanna house I
LOOKS GOOD
FRIENDS
*1st*
ILOVE YOU
❤❤❤❤❤
;w; Hi Lol I love Aphmau she is a good Pranker ÙwÚ
ツ ?SėlėnėLightPłåyż¿ me too
?SėlėnėLightPłåyż¿ツ same
Kyra
?Sėlėnė ein was the wrong shad
éïñtûqw ein was the wrong shad
HHHHHHHHH jess as a building is amazing. This cures my depression during quarantineeeeee
1st comment in a comment
But what if youtube gets quarantined
@@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 plot twist: it has dun dun dun
😍
@@cassieeeeeeee515 dun dun dun! 😈😈😈😈😈
Wowww, I’m never early! Kinda proud of myself😂
Same
Same
😊❤❤❤
HEWOOOOO
Hewo
THIRD OMG 😯 ALSO who went straight to the comments
Who is second because I’m first
@@endywagon2041 pls stop it
Me: reads title
My Brain: By her being tiny and him being huge does that mean...that...
me: *wait no stop*
My brain: 👀
Nice username :))
@@hicallmeroni2510 t h a n k y o u g o o d s i r
What? I dont understand
@@doreentheflower8151 you mean on the comment?
@@Its_JustAsh yesh and i love my hero academia too!
That is amazing also you should make a season 2 of my inner demons!!!
*OMG I WANT SEASON TWO!!*
I do tooooo!
Yassssssss
@@quiniie1538 re
Pobg the number one spot on 838207579ihdudyd so8 and 1010101010cows and the number one spot in the other day and night and the number one priority is to make 838207579ihdudyd I have been working on a project to the number one priority and the number one spot on 838207579ihdudyd so8 and 1010101010cows and the other hand the number one priority and the number one priority and the number one priority is to make 838207579ihdudyd I have been in 1010101010cows and the number one priority is a project to the other hand the number one priority is to make irq85041826736w5w6e64378
You’re. Really. Being. Savage. And. Cool. And. Good. 😁
You don't need a full stop after everything just a comma
Apahmau said:awie awie awie😂😂😂😂
Christ: i smell like stealth
Mac: like James Bond
Christ: No
Me: what about Solid Snake maybe youre a box
Lololol
Mahadhir Jaalam orrr solid fingers
Mahadhir Jaalam is chris
Ajibcfda hurry to decide retcirrpe for excited to cgr Rd and yu z:-|=-O;);):-|;):0:0;-);):0:-\;-)(TT)(TT)8-)^_^:-|:-|8-)}:‑)}:‑)╰(＾3＾)╯༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ(つ✧ω✧)つ(つ✧ω✧)つ(o´･_･)っ⊂(•‿•⊂ )*.✧＼(^o^)／(o´･_･)っ⊂(・▽・⊂)╰(＾3＾)╯╰(＾3＾)╯(つ✧ω✧)つ(o´･_･)っ╰(＾3＾)╯༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ(つ✧ω✧)つ⊂(•‿•⊂ )*.✧╰(＾3＾)╯(つ✧ω✧)つ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ╰(＾3＾)╯(つ✧ω✧)つ(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づヾ(˙❥˙)ﾉ(つ≧▽≦)つ:-O:-D:-):-O:,-):^)>..
@@glennmelton6794 tf
Jess: " I'm 4.10"
Me : " What!??? I'm not even a pre teen and I'm 4.8 the last time I checked "
I'm- an age and I'm around 5'3 or 5'4
I was 4’11 in third grade
But I’m a tall child
Y'all got nun to worry about, im 16 and 5'1 My cousin is 13 and she's fricken taller than me and my other 3 cousin are 12-13 and the same height as me...if not taller cause the last time I saw them was last year
Get your sleep you'll be thanking yourself when your older and taller ... Unlike me ^^;
I'm 10 and 5,0
Nobody:
Aphmau: Lol wouldn't it be fun if I cheated while the others were just trying to play a fair game of hide and seek
And this is how this video was born!
@@quiniie1538 yup
CrystalKitty1220 h
Yea
ooo9
First ting i see is a tower thats uhh WAIKING???!!! AND I GOT SCARED THAT I WENT OUTSIDE 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😆😆😆😂😂😅😆
💩💩💩💩😭😭😭😭💩💩💩💩💩😁😁💩💩💩😁💩💩💩💩💩💩💩😁😁😁😁😁😁🥶🥶😁💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🥸
...
?
!????😚😚😚
...???
TH-cam: 107 comments
Me: Can I see?
TH-cam: Aw HELL NAW
Oh mah gawd that was funny XD
Lol
No
I've seen this on other videos, there no fun anymore
@@sophiemello5300 Ok? Good for you I guess
Sophie Mello why did u even reply then
1:26 the funniest part
I love your shows❤❤❤❤
10:51 this part just imagine the screen is shaking
Mac: Do I look like an animal to you! Me: Ummmm……. Why u wearing a giraffe onesie?!?!?!??!!!!! Me also: falls off bed while holding phone laughing!
Cuz she wants to wear a giraffe onesie what else☠️
ᥫ᭡
Same thoughts😂
…😂😂😂😂HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
❤I. ❤ you. Amar
Last time I was this early My street wasn't a thing!
Yea me too
😭😭 omg my street i forgot
@@jeaaa.xo_ yes i went to google and it said it might be year or a little more before it comes
I need season 7 😂
❤❤❤❤❤❤
Aphmau: welcome everyone to the Aphmau ASMR, today we will be talking about ughh...
Me: MY STREET SEASON 7!!??
Aphmau: Things
Me: oh man
@Galaxy_lightclub hi
@Sophia Andrea De Guzman hi
Aphmaus is working on season 7 of my street but idk when it's going to be out
@@ladyjdw8225 really?
3 minutes early c:
10 minutes late and there's over 2000 likes and more then 500 comments.
Takoda McKenzie- my life XD
We all love aphmau. UwU
UwU
cookiiz- Unlike me
xXskyler the wolfyXx- ye
I love your videos and you are my favourite TH-camr ❤❤❤❤❤💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
:O For me, this was posted 36 seconds ago. This is the best day of my life
Yeah
We don’t care
@@vishalshipra why did you reply to this after a whole year 💀
Oh my god no way- I’m as tall as aphmau?! AND IM ONLY 10!
When Mac and Chris got small
Jess should have gotten smaller QwQ But she didn’t
I love you ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊
10:00 Aphmau: GOO GOO GA GA
I miss old Aphmau 😭😭😭😭
Same
FR
👑💖🌈🦄⭐😱👑🦋😭🍪💜♀️✨🕶️🕌🎂
I'm rewatching Pheonix Drop High and sobbing.
I’m re-watching My Inner Demons and still wanting a season two
💜
Welcome to “ Aphmau Asmr” the only show where your always satisfied! 😁
Ein silly for the rogue pick 😂💜
This was the first video I watched I was so confused 😆😅
🐒😁🀄🍁📞🍼⏹️
3:45
ein whispering
When Aphmau say welcome to the Aphmau asmr it was cool
I love aphmau ❤
First!!!!!
Jess:"did you forget to hit the subscribe button?"
Me:"No. I've been subscribed for like 6 years..."
Lol
Yeet me
Same
I’m dumb dumb are you dumb
I like how well aphmau just trasitioned from being creepy to asmr😂😂😂😂😂
U are semort aphmau 😎😎👍
I always love the little intros you do in the games each time!
Oh 36 comments
TH-cam: *no*
Gl
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“You’re wearing the wrong shade of pink”
There was a pretty big difference, but it might be because boys can’t see as many shades of pink as girls can. Well, thats what my TV show said...
Edit: people have been saying boys can wear pink, and love pink, and I completely agree. I was trying to say that boys might *see* less pink
You can wear pink if your a boy
@kittyfuntine12 gacha they said that boys just see less shades of pink, not that they can’t wear pink
Nope. Just his computer. I can confirm because I'm a guy *and* red-green colorblind.
*"What my TV show said..."*
I saw that fact on Henry Danger
Madi Hatyline
Lol, I don’t watch that show too often, but i was watching a nerd show called Brain Games, and it said it there 😋
It's what's funny 😄😝
0:22 “Do I look like an animal to you?”
Says the giraffe
Yaaasi I was about to say that lol
Daryl Franklin, Jr. same
Yaaasi lol yeah
Quintessentially 6 hydro
Yaaasi IKR
Chris: Jess, how tall are you?
Jess: I'm 4'10
Me: Omg, I'm taller than Aphmau 😂
How tall are you
@@esmeraldaflores474 she/he maybe is 1,20 :P
I love how when Mac gets mad at Jess she says “ You little stinker!”
Oh she's knows that Aaron will kill her again for the 4th time
Yes 👍
Nice hide and seek! : )
Chris: Jess how old are you?
Jess: *quietly* 4’10
Me: Jess I’m younger than 16, and I’m 5’2!!!
Society Rejects I’m 16 and 4’11😂
Society Rejects I’m 10 and I’m 5 feet
I'm younger than 16 and I'm 5,5
Society rejects me I’m 4months old and 100,000,000 feet tall
XD Not out of Highschool but 5'6 Sooo average
Me:JESS IS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS
Jess:NO IM NOT RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS
😍😍😍
10:34 got me 😂
14:00
🎵If we go down then we go down together 🎵
Nice
👱♀️
🧥 this is lily 🔫
I am actually taller than Aphmau. She's 4"10 and I'm 5"0
Im 4"7
The speed attack on Titan the Titans be getting inside the walls and eating the humans humans turn into Titans 😨🤯😱
Rainbow_unicorn Pauley It’s Teen Titan
Rainbow_unicorn Pauley ATTACK ON TITAN!
Mac: do we look like animals??
Nobody:
Me: but you're wearing a animal costume
Edit: tysm for the likes
An*
@@a.a.morrison9838 a is another way to say it
@@kholchoomabegum8359 but an is another version of grammar.(its also correct grammar)
Kholchooma Begum yes however..
a is used when there is a consonant at the start of the word after the a
an is used the same way but a vowel
CC Atlas. Lllll
When Mac said “this calls for drastic measures” Chris should have said “You mean GIRAFFE-Stic measures!”
@ARELI MOLINA-MOLINA yeah she did
GOT EM
@@hankitc GOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!
Hahaha
Nah boi. Nah.
Mac: DO I LOOK LIKE AN ANIMAL TO YOU?! {Me: *falls off bed laughing*🤣}
Artemis Lps animel? 👀👀👀👀
milky cooki: OOPS! I will fix that!
@@almightypandora Chirs:Mac calm down sweetie!
you mean aminal
No it’s animal search it up
aphmau: gogo gaga
me: ill take care of her so cute
Mac: DO I LOOK LIKE AN ANIMAL TO YOU?!
Me: *looks at her* You do. You really do.
Abby Yaz gurl mac is a giraffe
She looks like a animal cause of her costume and she looks so CUTE cause of her costume
Yeah I can't disagree
Hahahahahaahah u r right that's funny
Wow
They are all the best❤🎉
Aphmau do u miss ur old style of videos? Also stay strong as u can be in this pandemic including ur family:3 love ur vids❤️
Any updates on mcd? It's my life and soul pls update us soon but I don't want to rush u tho ; - ;
Stay safe everyone! :3
Bruh your cringe 😬
Chris: "And now she's blue"
Jess: "WOW"
Me: I'M BLUE ABA DEE ABA DIE ABA DEE ABA DIE ABA DEE ABA DIE ÙvÚ
Angela Collins you deserve more likes
😂 wait 👁👄👁
Ahaha
*ÙwÚ
💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👩🏼🦳👮🏼♂️👮🏼♂️👮🏼♂️👮🏼♂️👮🏼♂️👮🏼♂️
Is no one gonna talk about how the outro is missing
It's been with some videos too..🤨
@@rylynnshintoki yeah I know, I comment the same thing every time the outro Is gone
No like !
I like eins whisper voice ❤
Hi Jess
Lol legit when Jess said asmr I thought she’d say let’s talk about feelings xD
Did you?
4:44 ein is mad at himself for being stupid and not seeing her 😆😆😆
Sorry it was 4:54
i💜u