D.I.V.A. - Stop the Ride, I Want to Get Off
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- Why are you you, Antonio Brown? Can you stop putting your foot in your mouth for a day? I'd like that very much. I have other things I'd like to work on.
Look at what it's cost you: around $45 million guaranteed, two NFL jobs, several lucrative sponsorships, your professional reputation, and quite possibly your football career. Are you proud of yourself? Is your ego satisfied?
Up next: the DIVA joins the Dolphins, becomes the Little Mermaid.
cartmann94
Nah, Jerry boy is gonna get him because Cowboy Tradition
This made my day
Phins fan here. FUCK THAT. I'd rather go 1-15 then have his BS.
@Julian Ortega would you rather go 0-16 and STILL not draft Tua, or sign AB?
@@UHOH_415 how exactly is that Cowboy tradition?
Antonio Brown literally has been cut twice in like two weeks as one of the best receivers in the league lmao
At least AB played a game with the Patriots, unlike the Raiders.
He's not one of the best receivers in the league if he can't stay in the league
He's a great receiver, but the amount of baggage upon baggage he carries around with him is not worth having him on any football team. He'll be lucky to play in the CFL at this rate or even the freakin' XFL.
@@hagamapama It's obvious what he meant though...
@@AllPro777 True, but my qualifier is valid too
You know what
Thank you Patriots
-All other Fans
Blake Smith that will never happen again
Never thought we would be thanking the Patriots for anything.
@_speed demon_03 After 28-3 I'm surprised you still have some.
@_speed demon_03 the people's NFL team is anything but the Patriots
@@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 fuck the cowboys
"He's not just a clown, he's the entire circus", - Ace Attorney
Excuse me, good sir, but I consider that statement very disrespectful...
Clowns at least try to be funny, cheer up parties and make you laugh instead of making you cringe and feel shame and dissapointment :v
Lmao
With you saying that with a Cyndaquil as your pfp... am I in heaven?
You mean sir Edgeworth 🧐
@@rev3ffect im sorry - Sir *Edgeworth*
Antonio Brown:
Antonio Brown: I’m gonna ruin this mans whole career.
Lmao
Most legit career ending meme
Inside the mind of a schizophrenic
Hahahaha. I like that one. Here get my like.
iLL N. PAYNE what?
AB killed his career in a span of a year.
If New England can’t contain him, no one will.
2021: I guess I was Wrong. He Reunited with Tom Brady in Tampa, stayed outta trouble and won a Super Bowl, and is staying in Tampa. Pittsburgh is punching the air as I put this.
January 2nd, 2022: Nevermind.
MrUHOH415 But you know some teams will be desperate enough to sign him.
it will just take a team that has no desire to contain him, let him be himself, you know a team like the raid- oh
You always have...other options
Miami, Cincy, Tampa, Dallas
I think he didn’t want to play anymore, but he couldn’t ‘quit,’ it had to be someone else’s fault.
I dont think "contain him" is the right word considering he was released based off allegations prior to his signing.
Most entertaining trainwreck of 2018: Fallout 76
Most entertaining trainwreck of 2019: Antonio Brown
Most entertaining trainwreck of 2017: Cleveland Browns
Internet historian needs to step up haha.
Wasn't 2016 the Lions?
@@BattleOverride856 2008
Now we just need Antonio Brown to become a character in Fallout 76. Match made in fucking heaven.
Bill Belichick: "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Antonio Brown the un-wise? I thought not.
Ironic, he could save others from losing, but not himself."
This is amazing
Darth Diva
Perfect
"All has proceeded as I have foreseen it."
Friend, you win the comments. Give this man likes!
A.B. is the worst disaster since The Hindenburg.
not since 9/11 have we seen such a catastrophic implosion
@@somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821 You have a point 🤔
Oh the humanity!!!
Lawrence Phillips ringing any bells?
Some random guy from the beyond Explosion ... you do mean “EXPLOSION” right??
"Enjoy being broke in five years."
Tree called it AGAIN!!
"But he still has a job!"
*Patriots cut Brown*
Tree: *laughs like a maniacal Yinzer*
He was having an aneurysm of insanity
I'm a Pats fan and this was funny as all hell. Schadenfreude is glorious.
"I'm going to ask again, can you fuckin' stop destroying your own career? I wanna focus on other shit you know."
I must say... Hearing UT’s crimson laugh butters my croissant
I am in strong agreement
It went into lapse of sanity there too.
I hope UT isn't losing his mind...I know he's fine...but getting this deep in crazy might be bad for the health...
Quintessential Clairvoyant he ain't Filipe vasquez
@@ngarcia103 Is there a link to that? Thanks!
The first player in NFL History to have 3 different jerseys for 3 different teams on clearance at the same time. How do you even get fired twice in 11 days? On your day off for gods sake!
He must have been watching Friday for 24 straight hours to be getting fired on his day off lol!
Randy Moss went from the Patriots to the Vikings to the Titans in the same season. I think the 49ers came the next year, but maybe he played for 4 teams in one year, I can't remember.
@@ckobo84 Yeah, but that was end of career "He really should retire, but we need a wide receiver and he used to be so good..." type contracts.
Not one of the five best in the league, but he's a toxic asset that is begging for a suspension.
Let's all give AB a round of applause for all these Urinating Tree videos.
It’s almost like he’s doing all this on purpose.
@@enigmaskull3495 no I think he's just the dumbest sack of shit to ever play football
I caught more passes is PE class yesterday than AB did with the Pats
Lexington Leffall me too
Bro his patriot highlights are insane, cant wait for his 5,000 yard season
May I mention how this says can instead of can't
@@richardsmiley27 Because he'll be waiting a long time for that season.
Richard Smiley shit you right thanks
His Raiders highlights are even better
Antonio Brown get realesed by the Patriots
Me: Perfectly balanced as all things should be
Day 3 of asking UrinatingTree to make a super hate video on Anton- wait nvm
666 likes. I can't upvote.
Man, you know who he's talking about, the DIVA.
I bet hes done in the NFL.
31 years old
Extreme baggage
And cancer for any team as he continues to prove that
So XFL or CFL ?
@@TheSpacemannspiff I'd even doubt that Vince McMahon wants anything to do with him
Omar Awad he’s have to pay too much. Dudes used to getting 15 mil a year doubt he’d take less
@@ethanjordan7595 I meant that Vince wouldn't want AB in the xfl. Not only for salary purposes but for the entire baggage(or circus) that comes along with him
hes not done in the nfl. probably not even this year
TO: “I’m the biggest diva in NFL history!”
AB: “Hold my helmet.”
What is next for the Diva?! I bet this won't be the end of it
ilocosmetro browns
ilocosmetro dolphins or rams
Redskins. Or Sharing a Cell with Felipe Vasquez
Please go to Dallas. I really want some drama and comedy from there LOL
The XFL.
"Enjoy being broke in 5 years." - Urinatingtree when talking about Antonio Brown in 2019
And 5 years later AB has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. I'm seeing that Tree's predictions are either horribly wrong or almost completely on point, with this one being the latter.
"Tree's predictions are either horribly wrong or almost completely on point"
Both happened in this very video, too! At 2:27 Tree says (through the captions) that "if you can't make it [in New England], you aren't making it anywhere in the NFL". As we all know, AB got picked up by the Bucs and won a ring a year and a half after this video.
In the span of TEN GODDAMN SECONDS, he manages to be horribly wrong about AB's career being over (granted, AB finally drove the final nail into his career within a year of winning the ring, but still) *and* correctly predict that he'd be broke in five years.
The duality of man.
Got kicked off 2 teams twice in less than 2 weeks. What a legendary display of stupidity.
Only a brick wall could stop Antontio Brown.
It's name was Antonio Brown.
It appears that the two have about the same intelligence, AB and the Wall that is. :)
Carl Huffman Damn, what did that wall ever do to you?
@@acp4567 LOL
@@carlhuffman6318 Don't ever criticize the wall like that ever again, or the wall will threaten you via text and show pictures of your kids.
The Brick Wall for the Falcons: The Eagles
The Brick Wall for the Saints: The Vikings
The Brick Wall for AB: AB
1:59 my exact same reaction to AB getting cut. As a Steeler fan, couldn’t have been any funnier to see him get cut from the Patriots of all teams. Amazing
The pure joy in your voice when you said "They fucking cut him" holy shit that wasn't even faked, that was legitimate joy lmfao
UT's laugh was gold, but holy shit the absolute joy in his voice when he said "They fucking cut him" was beautiful
When the _Raiders_ *AND* the _Patriots,_ 2 opposite ends of the rules & NFL priority spectrum, *both* cut you, your career is officially *OVER!!!!!...*
... & I *LOVE* it!...
"Enjoy being broke in 5 years" (Utree, 2019)
Files for bankruptcy (Antonio Brown, 2024)
Scary how accurate he was. Well done.
D.I.V.A. - The great spin-off of Days of our Steelers
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AB in 5 years: "Would you like some fries with that?"
Nah more like bitch wheres my honey bun oh shit nvm office Warren and her fine ass is about to start head count...
Nah he's set for life if he invests his money right
@@ryan19754 I think he may have burned through any money he may have been paid from the Steelers by now- he doesn't strike me as someone that saves his cash for the tough times...
Nah, he'll be on that clown show First Take for a couple weeks like Lavar.
Bob John The fact that you think a man like AB has saved any of his money is hilarious.
It’s official. The Diva is out of the NFL
It’s the equivalent of “you’re fired!” “You can’t fire me, I quit!”
Can the NFL indefinitely suspend AB for constant toxic behavior off the field?
Yes they can. If they can black ball kap AB could be next
The league can’t officially suspend him, but maybe some gentlemen’s agreement that he’ll be unsigned.
Who am I kidding the Cowboys are going to sign him by next week
Tom Baxendale oh nononono we got Amari Cooper at WR. We a have plenty of Zeke drama too. AB stays away from Dallas 🙅♂️
@@ANTICENA571 Yes they can. Under the CBA, the commissioner is granted full autonomy to hand out any punishment he sees fit to any player for any reason.
...or the “forgotten drama” in Melvin Gordon.
Who else is here after the Buccaneers released Antonio Brown right after his “publicity stunt” he pulled at MetLife Stadium earlier today?
Abe Lincoln from WKUK, Tree? You're a treasure.
2:02 That was the best
"Dear Urinating Tree, no, I can't shut up. I'm Antonio Brown, and I have the right to say what I want." - Antonio Brown
Dear Antonio Brown:
YOU BLEW IT!!!!
I am seriously convinced AB is an escaped mental patient.
Hey! Antonio Brown is like the flu, and one flu over the cuckoo's nest!
Some niggas just want to watch the league burn
Fabrizio Lorenzo probably has CTE
I use to live 1 mile away from his house. His kids went to my school district. If only I knew I lived by a crack head
You didn’t need to dodge any falling furniture on your way past his house did you?
@@ANTICENA571 tom & jerry style lol
2:01 THE SOUND OF EVERY STEELERS FAN AND THE ORGANIZATION RIGHT NOW!!! 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Steelers need a QB. They should trade for Eli Manning or Case Keenum. They'd come cheap, about like... a third and fifth-round pick XD.
@John Evans na, we believe in Mason Rudolph. I mean we could use some back up depth tho
I live a mile from Heinz field (though not an NFL fan of any team) and did the exact same laugh. My wife came in the room to ask me what I was doing, and then she did the same laugh. The kids did it. The dog did it. Everyone on my street cackling.
The day I agree with Bill "Evil Emperor" Bellichick is a cold day in Hell today.
2:35 WHAT A PREDICTION
I think Antonio Brown is gonna be a huge weapon for The Patriots offen-
ESPN notification pops up
Well that didn’t take long.
"Enjoy being broke in five years. God what an idiot!"
Oh my god this aged perfectly.
He's breaking my butt! Quit breaking my butt!
Easily one of WKUK's best sketches. Great clip for the video, Tree.
Who’s here after AB was released by the Buccaneers?
Meeeeee!!!!!
UT- I want off Mr. Big Chest's Wild Ride
The Ride Never Ends
Patriots fans for 2 weeks: "Those women are all liars. AB is innocent until proven guilty."
Patriots fans now: "What a great job by our top class organization to release him."
Yes...because he was proven guilty
@@ej8476 when?
Yes innocent until proven guilty is usually how things work, also almost no Pats fans said this
As soon as he got cut, I knew a video was coming. Thank you Tree!!!
Antonio brown outdid Neymar in buffoonary in a substantialy less amount of time
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now, now, Neymar is a buffoon, but the rape accusation against him was never credible.
Even though i don't like Neymar all that much you can't really compare him to Brown, Brown is on a whole different level of being a dumbass
AB makes Neymar look like Andrew Luck
The second I saw he got cut from the Patriots I was waiting for a video. You do not disappoint
Loved the WKUK addition. Keep making great content, man.
Yooooooo the what really happened to Abe Lincoln clip is so solid. So glad other people remember that. Ahhhhh
He’s such a cancer that he has been cut twice as one of the best receivers in the league
IN THE SAME YEAR!!! no,no,no,no,no IN A 4-WEEK PERIOD!!!
Tree: Do we need to put your in a jail cell next to Felipe Vázquez?
Me: That would be interesting.
this video aged well
Finally!! We've all been waiting for this epic storytelling!!
Even Brady couldn’t control him
And caused the divorce.
Just glorious! Fantastic, been waiting for this... "The D.I.V.A." total collaps! It's complete!
Turns out he and Rapistberger had a lot in common, they should have had a better relationship.
Maybe that's what cause their relationship to sour.... they couldn't agree who was the bigger rapist.
*Rapethisberger.
Hold up. Ben did what?
@@geekymetalhead5112 If you look up Ben's history, he has had a bunch of off-the-field sexual "incidents" that many have seemed to forgotten about.
@@geekymetalhead5112 there was two like ten years ago, the first one was nothing, and after looking into the second, authorities declined to charge him. People just don't like him so they make a bigger deal about it then it really is. You think for one second if there was ANY scrap of evidence they would have pounced on it. Again he wasn't found innocent, he literally wasn't charged lol. Apparently it was just a lot of he said/she said _after_ the fact. Now obviously hens a moron for putting himself in those situations, but I sincerely don't believe any "rape" occurred, so believe what you want but demz da facts...
Any here after he is super bowl champion
Me
That's I keep mumbling this to myself:
😦 "¿How could the DIVA get away with such a thing like this?" 😦
Great work with WKUK Abe Lincoln sketch, what a classic.
Antonio Brown could star in one of the "Grapist" commercials! "I'm gonna tie you to the radiator, and then I'm gonna grape ya!!!"
Seriously 1 week 😂 I'm not even American and I find this Jaw droppingly hilarious
1:57 Once again, UrinatingTree's laughter cures 18 people with cancer
Hahahahhahaahhah, I feel you Tree, the moment I saw this, I Laughed my ass off!
I will go out on a limb and predict after the act Brown pulled during the Bucs game at the Jets, Urinatingtree’s video about it will be one of his highest downloaded video.
The amount of spite I have for this man is immeasurable. Had to watch this on repeat for an hour.
Bill Belicheck on Antonio Brown's toxic behavior:
*Insert "Hell To The Naw" meme*
As soon as I heard AB was released I was checking your channel for your video lol
“Enjoy being broke in the next 5 years”
aged like fine wine 🍷
As a Pats fan, think it's just for the best. Too many off-field issues to disturb our season, and it's not like we needed him to win the ship.
2:36 4 months off tree, impressive
As a longtime Patriots fan, I cannot express in words just how happy I am that we have excised this cancer as well.
"Cowboys"
Oh god I hope not. That Greg Hardy is something I wish never happened
Been awaiting this since the news broke. Well done.
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!
Your laugh might be top 5 best sounds ever. So maniacal lol
I always spread the word of tree even if people call me a clown
On this 1 eh ppl will probably agree
This is the best drama/comedy ever. I hope this isn't the end
There's always Canada, arena, maybe the lingerie football league if he claims to be non-binary.
There's always more.
I stared watching then realized I have been watching for two years now thought to my self why am I not subscribeddd
I'm a Patriots fan and when AB signed with them I was shocked and excited. I didn't know anything about his narcissism and being a Diva back then (I'm Canadian and don't really follow sports news. I just watch the games) and wondered why he was let go after only one game. Now knowing all this in hindsight I'm glad the Patriots dropped his radioactive ass. I'm still a fan of Brady and Gronk but fuck everything that AB won a Super Bowl with Tampa. I was joining Tree in the laughter.
Same man.
A.B is just a whole different level of Diva, I mean I cant think of any other reciever that's pulled off this much like him
As a Pats fan only speaking for myself, I'm happy to be rid of the drama, sad to lose an elite WR, and pissed that I was right about him being released within 3 weeks after being signed because he couldn't keep his crap together. When even Bill Belichick gives up on a player for excessive drama you know they're a lost cause at that point.
That laugh at 2:00 is right up there with the Draft Derp laugh and the Lightning Choking hazard laugh!
Theres only 1 bastard crazy enough to sign him
His name is Vince McMahon
Yep Vince is a crazy SOB. Brown will probably go to the XFL and give Vince the classic Stone Cold treatment such as destroying his office at Titan Towers.
I wouldnt be shocked if he was on ESPN for the next few weeks sort of like lavar ball was. As much as I hate clowns, I cant look away sometimes.
That laugh was up there with the laugh from the draft livestream!
2:36 a prediction that didn’t aged poorly?
Remember when tree thought he wouldn't have enough material for lol videos this nfl season? Haha haha haha haha!
Dead honest Patriots fan here. Even when they signed AB, I didn't want him on the Pats. Granted he's a HOF-caliber talent. But that ego of his was gonna get in his way...oh how wrong I was.
And I heard they cut him, I laughed...I totally laughed my ass off XD
Uhhhh numbers yes but I got a feeling he aing getting into the HOF cause of all this BS
@@ozlovescoffee5595 If they can keep Darren Sharper out of the Hall of Fame, they can keep AB out too.
@@ozlovescoffee5595 I totally agree. He may have the stats of an HOF-er....but that ego is the one thing that's gonna keep him out of it.
I was waiting for this video to come out. I'd say since I heard the news yesterday, but in truth I was expecting it since he got hired.
Guy got all he wanted. Even then he kept going crazy...
Thank you tree. Thank you. I needed this video in my life
Is there any way to detect CTE in a living person? Cause I think this guy has it.
Pretty sure thats the main way of checking. I don't think they need to be dead.
@@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 nah to actually confirm it they need to slice the brain open. They can check for symptoms in living people.
@@kaminsod4077 how did they do the 95 percent study with the retired players then? I believe you, I'm just curious.
@@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 what study are you referring to?
AB has been absolutely rocked by helmet to helmet shots before. Pretty sure he’s been knocked unconscious in the middle of the field at least twice.
And now he is retired. I’ve never seen anybody kill their own career in a span of less than a year so brutally that it is worthy of becoming a meme. Bring on the finale of the DIVA Tree!
This has not aged well
Steelers fans watching this drama: IM FREEEEE
That laugh at 2:05.
Pure joy.
So...he's available then?
no, no, no, NO don't you even think about it spanos!
FUCK YOU SPANOS! YOU SIT DOWN! YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE
DON'T YOU DARE
This comment string has me rolling
Type F to disrespect Spanos
Daniel Payne f
That Whitest Kids You know reference gave me some serious nostalgia... thank you for that
RIP trevor moore :/
Drew Rosenhaus officially cut ties with him.
Drew Rosenhaus thought Antonio Brown was too toxic to be around.
Tree I can always count on your videos to make my day