@Matthius Köenig I guess? Seems like a astromech or utility Droid would be more suited to them 🤷🏻♂️ dunno what she would be translating either she works in a junk yard.
I always felt there was enough subtext between Shmi and Qui when they were on screen together to assume Qui and her were once lovers, making Anikin likely his son. It seemed so obvious to me.
I kind of thought they were going to say, ''why didn't we go back with a hundred jedi and outlaw slavery? That's a side plot that totally got side stepped.''
How hasn’t these video got 10 million hits? This is simply the funniest thing I’ve seen ever seen since that dude farting on a speaker system in Walmart . This is genius
What of our bargain?! You promised me flesh! Every step is a new nightmare! All I feel is pain! Oops, wrong series... but honestly y'all need to link up with Auralnauts for a full version of that "Beskar" song.
“Should I have entered a 9 year old into a demolition derby race just to feed my gambling addiction? …no… Probably not!” Best line. Also: *LET’S GET OUR GAMBLING FREAK ON!!!*
O: " You know what, good on you! don't allow your circumstances to define you. " A: " You never said anything that nice to me before? " Oh anny 😂 you definitely had it rough
Hang on, why doesn't Obi-Kenobi use Qui-Gon's old Padawan Braid to regrow him? It's his DNA still, and it could also be lying around somewhere. Then maybe he can meld his spirit into it or something. Pull a Legends Maneuver.
You must be using the street grade cheap stuff. If you tried using the stronger, near purer Bacta on Thyferra... my dude I think it could ressurrect the dead including force ghosts?
Obi wan and Qui gonn talking about selling used underwear and gambling addictions to justify exploiting a child slave in a death sport in the most in-character and believable way, it's just fantastic
Why didn't Qui-Gon just participate in the race by himself or make Obi to do so? They were both powerful Jedi, so they could easily win the race using some not very fair for competitions techniques.
Qui's actions have not aged well.
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Tbh they should make a quick-hon series. You should react to your own too
Good stuff, guys!
Had a howl of time 😂😂
Are you actually the Obi wan actor.
@@cursedrax5439 it’s deepfake
@@auranost I know but he looks a lot like Obi wan
"thank you for my birthday money" "you're quite welcome, Anakin" that was definitely my favourite part but it was all great
Absolutely
This is the end for you my master you didn’t give me birthday money
That’s why he never trusted obi wan he never gave him birthday money
Grandpa palpetine did tho
@@JubElectron Probably only got him one scoop of ice cream on his birthdays
Anakin: no one can kill a Jedi
Everyone from the early Jedi to the high republic: hold my beer
Maul, Dooku, Grievous, Order 66, and Vader be like: 🫤
The plot is strong with your theory
The inquisitorius
Darth Malgus: *Casually walks into the Jedi temple on Coruscant* "Don't mind the shuttle."
Ewan actually seems to have a sense of humor.... I suspect he'd laugh his ass off at these
Hes the type to have an absolute broken sense humor😂😂😂
Hes the sorta dude that would get in touch and do an episode himself.
Obi Wan*
YoungAnakin: "..no one can kill a jedi"
Qui Gon: "I wish that were so."
Ghost Qui Gon: "..and I still do..."
Right in the feels.
😢😔
She was wise...and .... Thanks guys! Tons of fun!
"she was wise and very funny" Obi-wan replies with this "Did you?....No." Lol I laughed so hard!
“Every now and then a little satellite would pop out of it… That was my first clue..”
I would like to know more about the other clues
"not so long long ago and a bit closer to home" is incredible xD
If Anakin created C-3PO, does that make the droid Luke's brother?
Yes but druids have no rights
@@goreobsessed2308 dont let lord gonk hear you say that
I just want to know what a slave child was planning to do with a protocol Droid of all things?
@@A_Black_Sheep94 he built it to help his mother remember. so whatever job his mom needed involved translations and stuff...
@Matthius Köenig I guess? Seems like a astromech or utility Droid would be more suited to them 🤷🏻♂️ dunno what she would be translating either she works in a junk yard.
Anakin's Flirting Technique: "I got R2 with me!"
Well, R2 does look like a full metal chubbie, with legs. ;-)
8:30 "Were you going to take my camp butler droid?" made me laugh more than it really should have.
"She was very wise.. Aaand funny"💀 looks like we found vaders dad.
Captions:” my mom and I were sold to Godzilla the hutt”
Me: this is the best thing ever
Ah, didn't you hear about Godzilla the Hutt? He is the elder brother of Jabba the Hutt, Alien the Hutt and Pennywise the Hutt.
Also Cousin to Pizza the Hutt
@@Wulf-sq9zw Nobody out Pizzas...
" THE HUTT!!! "
😏😎
I could watch 12 hours of this.
“Did you take Darth Vader’s mom to pound town??? Noooooooo” lol
This is some of the best star wars stuff ever made 👌
"They have R2 with them" Anakin always seems confused by that lol
“How old were you..”
“Like 9”
“And she was?
“14”
Almost exactly the line from Weird Al’s The Saga Begins
THAT ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wat? Did qui gon……
Oh yeah! QuiGon hit that shit the night before the race! We all know it’s true 😂
As a kid i couldnt have been the only one who thought there was smth goin on with qui gon and shmi
Your take on the Queen’s clothes was hilarious - I hadn’t considered it from the creepy angle. Wow. GL putting that in there. Wow.
Qui on Jar Jar: Feel the hate!
Feel it flow through him.
🤣🤣🤣
1:46
Captions: My mom and I were sold to Godzilla the Hut
I can't wait until all the parts are released, and I can watch the extended super cut of these.
That'll be epic! I'd love to watch that
Qui Gon catching up to Anakin's Dark Deeds would be a legit SW historical event.
“We told everyone to swallow their sim cards” great Four Lions reference
the ending tho💀💀💀
I understand the channel lore now
I don't really know why, but every time the camera cuts to Anakin, he looks like a vampire sitting there.
These videos always bring me such joy. That is something in short supply these days, keep it up)
This needs to be a whole show backed by Disney. I would watch every episode.
Disney would ruin it
@@trazyntheinfinite9895 I only meant financially. 😂
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
I was waiting to see what their reaction would be when the jedi mind trick negotiation happened. Didn’t disappoint 😂😅
Qui-gon:she can't say no,because of the *implication*
Obi-wan:*visible confusion*
Every snack in that house is either spicy or sweet chili and i agree
Your channel is amazing and funny at the same time !!
Thank you for putting a smile on my face 😊
The bacta tank gag every time lmaoooo
Obi wan: very subtle anankin
Anakin: they needed shelter from the storm my master
😂😂😂😂😂
We need more of these kinds of videos😂
I could watch these all day.
So qui gon got it on with a Jawa *and* Shmi Skywalker during his stay on tatooine. Absolute Chad right there
the implication was that QG jedi mind-tricked shmi.
Keep them comming pls!! Just love this!
Help There...
... Hands down one of my favorite channels...
What Qui-Gon said: How was your career going?
What do I hear: Anyway, how is your sex life?
I always felt there was enough subtext between Shmi and Qui when they were on screen together to assume Qui and her were once lovers, making Anikin likely his son. It seemed so obvious to me.
He probably piped her down at least.
if that were true, you think he'd just let her be a slave?
Nah, Anakin's not Qui Gon's son. Lars is. It was a one night stand right before Qui Gon departed.
@@ChaosReaper426 well yeah, that is the Jedi way after all.
He was literally born from the force that’s why he’s the chosen one
I’m convinced this is just actually ewan mcgregors TH-cam channel
All your stuff is really funny but I really enjoyed this one
I kind of thought they were going to say, ''why didn't we go back with a hundred jedi and outlaw slavery? That's a side plot that totally got side stepped.''
That ending though. Omg
9:19 it's ok Qui-Gon; hindsight is 20-20
This is my new favourite youtube channel :)
Ngl 😭when i saw younger and watched that movie i for some reason thought Ani's mom and qui-gon where a thing 😭idk man
How hasn’t these video got 10 million hits?
This is simply the funniest thing I’ve seen ever seen since that dude farting on a speaker system in Walmart .
This is genius
Annie he always looks like he's stoned
Qui Gon did Anakins mom fr 😂😂
What of our bargain?! You promised me flesh! Every step is a new nightmare! All I feel is pain!
Oops, wrong series... but honestly y'all need to link up with Auralnauts for a full version of that "Beskar" song.
Hahaha, I HEARD that voice in my head when C-3PO was onscreen in this vid
The secret to killing battledroids
...And Anakin got a Turbo Man doll for Christmas, stop asking farracking questions, Padmommy, or whatever your name is!
“Oh crap I checked In On Facebook status”
“Should I have entered a 9 year old into a demolition derby race just to feed my gambling addiction? …no… Probably not!”
Best line. Also: *LET’S GET OUR GAMBLING FREAK ON!!!*
"Why is Anakin losing an arm?"
"Because he is a Skywalker."
Truer words were never said.😂
I love that Qui defends Anakin from Obi Wan
7:12 omg 😂😂😂😂😂
O: " You know what, good on you! don't allow your circumstances to define you. "
A: " You never said anything that nice to me before? "
Oh anny 😂 you definitely had it rough
I love this TH-cam channel. ❤
Hang on, why doesn't Obi-Kenobi use Qui-Gon's old Padawan Braid to regrow him? It's his DNA still, and it could also be lying around somewhere. Then maybe he can meld his spirit into it or something. Pull a Legends Maneuver.
"So subtle Anakin" 😂
Palpatine should guest appearance for Revenge of the Sith, if only to gloat
Just great
I just realized there is a wiffle ball scoop hanging by c3po on the work bench.
So good I had to watch it twice shame I can’t Sub twice to this kind of talent amazing work man seriously 🔥🔥🔥
you can unsub and re sub, probably just counts as more engagement
Bet you watch more than Disney. 😁
@@ascensionindustries9631couldn’t even stomach the Disney ones I grew up on the originals man 😭😭😭
Make another account sub as many times as you like
You really make me laugh
Why is part 5 hidden!?!? I need more!!!
7:41 My favourite part, I died of laughter
Jedi mind tricks don't work on giant flies.
Anything that happens on this channel is canon.
You must be using the street grade cheap stuff. If you tried using the stronger, near purer Bacta on Thyferra... my dude I think it could ressurrect the dead including force ghosts?
I tried using some of that old milsurp stuff from kamino and dude came back with an extra eye. Gotta be careful about what you use
2:43
Subtitles:
“I have 20,000 Republic dictatories”
“Republicans are no good”
😂
Lol. Always a good laugh.
Man I love all your videos', so funny and cool
“Oh Anakin, i miss you:(” “she was a fast learner”
•proceeds to hide his other arm•
Thank you for the birthday money 🤣
Two Jedi light sabers- they should have taken everything they wanted and freed every slave… no, let’s let the kid enter the race instead.
that would have taken time and drawn attention to themselves. remember they are trying to keep a low profile and get out quick
When I see 3P0 like this all I can think is "I'm in pain, you promised me skin!!!" Auralnauts FTW!
Watched the Phantom Menace with my 8 year old son. He laughed about the flirting of Annie all the time🤣
"it sounds like you couldn't be arsed" 😆
"I couldn't be arsed."
Gambling qui needs his fix
Should have just sold holograms of the Queens feet
Qui got that darkside Rizz
Hasanabi head?
When is Anakin going to react to THAT SCENE in Rogue One? 😂
Obi wan and Qui gonn talking about selling used underwear and gambling addictions to justify exploiting a child slave in a death sport in the most in-character and believable way, it's just fantastic
Anakin's was such a nice kid. ObiWan messed him up. 😅
Anakin was a MACK. 👊💀🍻🚬
Woulda been cool if Qui-Gon Jinn and anakin joined count dooku
R2 has all the sass
Better than anything disney is producing!!! Sorry that's kind of a weak compliment.
The end 💀💀💀
Kathleen Kennedy can eat Bantha Muffiins: this stuff should be canon.
Why didn't Qui-Gon just participate in the race by himself or make Obi to do so? They were both powerful Jedi, so they could easily win the race using some not very fair for competitions techniques.
How would they fit in a child size seat, or find a larger compatible racer to use?
Without a Pod Racing License? What sort of shoddy Pod Racing Series do you think the Tatooine Pod Racing Commission were running? ;)
Does C-3PO translate to "daddy" in droid?
Anakin doesn’t need to defend his chat game….he landed a total babe…..discussion over